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Christmas has always been
the favorite holiday
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in the Johnson house.
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It's the holiday that
brings out the best in us.
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Well, sometimes it brings out
the best in us.
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We have lots of family traditions,
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but Pops only has one...
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Well, we go through this
every year, Earl.
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We close at 6:00 p.m. on Christmas Eve.
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It's Christmas Eve again?
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- Yes.
- Already?
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...which sucked when I was a kid,
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but over time
it's been one of the things
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I've gotten used to.
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Pops just doesn't do Christmas.
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What's that?
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Merry Christmas, family!
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- Oh!
- Whoa!
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We lost a few gifts on the freeway,
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but there's something for everyone!
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Ooh!
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What the hell?
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06x10 - Father Christmas
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What gives, Pops?
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- Huh?
- I thought you hated Christmas.
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Well, in the past, I never had
a reason for the season.
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Hurtful.
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But Lynette loves Christmas,
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and seeing it through her eyes
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has just opened me up to...
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- just how special it is.
- Mnh-mnh.
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Did you know Starbucks
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changes their cups at Christmas?
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Look at this. The lady's in a snowflake.
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Now, how'd they get the lady
in the snowflake?
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What you doing in the snowflake, baby?
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How is it that you are in your 60s
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and you are only just now
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- discovering the Christmas spirit?
- Mm.
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I know. I feel like
I've been missing out.
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You've been missing out?
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One year you gave me a piece of coal
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and told me it would be a diamond
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if I was stronger.
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Well, we'll just have
to make up for lost time.
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This year the Johnsons
are going all out.
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We're gonna roast chestnuts
on an open fire,
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we're gonna deck the halls,
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we're gonna put little presents
in them big-ass socks.
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- What?
- Stockings?
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Man, they got a name for all this stuff?
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- Ooh!
- Wow.
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I might be
going out on a limb here, son,
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but this feels like
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the most wonderful time of the year.
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So this is what Alzheimer's looks like.
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Pops, you're pitching Christmas to us
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like it's vegetables.
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You've made the sale, brother. We're in.
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Uh, maybe you should incorporate
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some of my traditions, as well.
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Ooh, we really don't like to stray
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from our own traditions.
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We're very traditional like that.
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Are you sure?
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Because one of the traditions
in my family
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is that we hide $200 in the house
on Christmas Eve.
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And in the morning,
all of the kids hunt for it.
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Can we have a moment, please?
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We're in.
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We'd also like to call you "Nana Nette."
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Okay, well, I'll go get my money.
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Ah.
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Another Christmas miracle.
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Mm, mm.
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I got a warm, fuzzy feeling
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I thought I could only get from alcohol.
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I'm glad you've come to embrace
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what is easily the most popular
day of the year, Pops.
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Dre, I recognize that, in years past,
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I have disappointed,
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but that stops now.
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What's done is done. I promise.
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Now, you want to live in the past
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or you want to go find
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the best damn Christmas tree in town?
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I want to forget the past
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and find the best damn
Christmas tree in town.
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- But, Dad...
- Hm?
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...we already have a tree
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that you and I picked out together.
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Put it in the trash.
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Daddy, let's go!
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Hurtful.
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So, do we have a head count
for the open house yet?
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Uh, yeah.
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Somewhere between 18 and 48 people.
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No one has RSVP'd.
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I bet you if Jamie Foxx
was having this party,
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people would have RSVP'd.
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But all I get is, "[Bleep] you, Bow."
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You know what? I'm just...
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I'm just gonna go.
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All right. I'm gonna make
the Christmas list.
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All right.
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Looks like someone's
having a stressful day.
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Oh, God, you know how it is.
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Every year, there's just so much
Christmas to take care of.
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Well, I'm pretty handy in the kitchen.
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- Are you?
- If you're comfortable,
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I'd be honored if you'd let me
make Christmas dinner.
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There's my list.
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Oh, sweetie, I don't need anything.
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I'm going to do
my traditional Creole buffet.
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Okay.
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I'm talking boudin,
étouffée, shrimp remoulade.
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Christmas can't get any better.
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Hey!
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I'm off for my Silver Singles
Christmas cruise.
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I'll see you suckers
after the ball drops.
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Merry Christmas.
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Hey.
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Thank you, Santa.
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♪ When you never had a Christmas ♪
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♪ Like the ones in TV shows ♪
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♪ No good gifts beneath the tree ♪
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♪ No bikes or boxes tied with bows ♪
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♪ But Santa must have got my letter ♪
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♪ Because my Pops is so much better ♪
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♪ Many years I've waited 'round ♪
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Let's dance.
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♪ For Father Christmas to come to town ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Father Christmas ♪
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♪ So glad you're the man ♪
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♪ Father Christmas ♪
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♪ With the Christmas plan ♪
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♪ 40 years ♪
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♪ Till Father Christmas came to town ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-laaaa ♪
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Here's a $50.
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Make sure you take care of everybody.
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Happy holidays.
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- Happy holidays.
- Happy holidays.
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Uh, ladies like necklaces, right?
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'Cause that's what I got Lynette.
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As long as it doesn't say
"Life Alert," you're fine.
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Oh, cool, cool.
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Hey, kids,
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I'm gonna need you
to go get Lynette, Doug,
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and the rest of the family, all right?
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- We're gonna do Christmas story.
- Ooh.
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Okay.
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It was Christmas Eve,
and the house was full of love.
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Come on, guys. Christmas story.
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Me and Pops. Pops and Lynette.
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I was even digging Doug...
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I'll be right there.
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...even though he drank
too much of my Scotch,
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and Bow finally got to relax.
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Ha. So that's why she got
a dragon tattoo.
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I was finally getting the Christmas
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I'd always dreamed of.
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Grab your places.
Let's get this story started.
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All right, come on, everybody!
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"Then they opened their treasures
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and presented him with gifts
of gold, frankincense..."
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- And?
- "...and myrrh."
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- Myrrh.
- Whoa!
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Did you guys hear that?
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- Huh-unh.
- Hear what?
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That.
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Up on the roof.
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If it's up on the roof,
it can only mean one thing.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
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- Merry Christmas!
- Oh, my God!
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My elves and I have been working
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to make sure that this
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is a Christmas that no one forgets.
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And I have a sack full of presents
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for all the good boys and girls.
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I've been good, Santa. I want a present.
I've been good.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho!
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You see what happens
when you tip the carolers?
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I'm gonna have them
spread joy elsewhere.
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Oh, hey.
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Merry Christmas, brother.
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Can... Can I help you?
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Merry Christmas.
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Is Lynette here?
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Uh, yeah. Come in.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Lynette, uh, you got a visitor.
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Phillip?
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- Phillip?
- Oh, my...
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Ain't that your ex?
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Lynette, when I got back
to Sierra Leone,
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I realized I should've
never asked you to...
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to choose between me and your life here.
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So I have sold everything.
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All right, I'm giving up my life
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because I choose you.
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Phillip, you should not have come here.
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But I'm so glad you did.
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Wait. Lynette. Wait, wait.
Hold up, now. W...
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Earl, when Phillip and I split,
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it was because I thought
we could never be together.
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What are you saying?
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Earl, I'm so sorry.
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I love you.
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But I need him.
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Phillip, did you just get in tonight?
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I flew in last evening.
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Oh, my God.
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So...
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I think I'll probably just...
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Yeah, I'm just gonna go.
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There's nothing sadder
than a heartbroken Black man
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in a rented Santa suit.
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Hey, Pops, I-I don't even
know what to say.
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She was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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If you'll excuse me...
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...I'm gonna go be alone for a minute.
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That poor guy.
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I'll go check on him.
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Okay, well, I am gonna be upstairs,
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slicing open pillows,
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looking for the cash that Lynette hid.
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Hmm.
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That homewrecker.
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♪ Baby, I believe in this love ♪
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♪ Sweet love ♪
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♪ Hear me callin' out your... ♪
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Hey.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm just taking a minute.
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Look, you ain't got to check on me, son.
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Go on, enjoy your Christmas. I'm fine.
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Hey, Pops, it's okay if you're not.
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Oh, but I am.
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I managed to pour
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a whole bottle of your good Scotch
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into this coffee cup,
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so I'm-a just hang here.
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You go have a nice holiday
with the family.
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Pops, I am not about
to leave you out here alone.
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All right, these...
these last few days with you
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have been some of the best,
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most Christmasy days of my life.
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Let me pay you back, Pops.
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Let me give you the best Christmas
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that I can give you.
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Well, guess it can't be no worse
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than sitting here,
drinking Scotch by myself,
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having feelings up to
but not including crying.
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Ah, there you go.
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So we're gonna do Christmas, huh?
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But we can scale it back, all right?
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We don't have to have
the open house tomorrow.
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Might be good to see people.
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Oh.
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Yeah, yeah, I could use the distraction.
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Thanks.
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00:10:22,879 --> 00:10:24,980
Good looking out, son.
265
00:10:25,014 --> 00:10:27,082
Always, man.
266
00:10:30,686 --> 00:10:32,587
Oh, dry clean only.
267
00:10:32,622 --> 00:10:33,688
I just was wondering
268
00:10:33,723 --> 00:10:34,990
if that was, like, wash and wear,
269
00:10:35,024 --> 00:10:36,701
but... okay.
270
00:10:39,128 --> 00:10:41,263
I've never seen anything
like this before in my life.
271
00:10:41,297 --> 00:10:43,431
I was up all night, worried about Pops.
272
00:10:43,466 --> 00:10:44,633
Well, then, you're the only person
273
00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:46,075
who snores while they're awake.
274
00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:47,583
We need to get rid of everything
275
00:10:47,608 --> 00:10:49,781
that would remind him of what happened,
276
00:10:49,806 --> 00:10:51,840
starting with these jammies
277
00:10:51,874 --> 00:10:53,275
that Lynette bought us, all right?
278
00:10:53,309 --> 00:10:54,042
- We got to lose them.
- These?
279
00:10:54,076 --> 00:10:55,177
But they're the softest things
280
00:10:55,211 --> 00:10:57,612
- that have ever touched my body.
- I don't care.
281
00:10:57,647 --> 00:11:00,782
These and everything else
that will remind him of her
282
00:11:00,817 --> 00:11:02,217
need to go into the wood chipper.
283
00:11:02,251 --> 00:11:04,653
You finally got me my wood chipper?
284
00:11:04,687 --> 00:11:05,887
What? No!
285
00:11:05,922 --> 00:11:07,889
Why would I get you a wood chipper?
286
00:11:07,924 --> 00:11:09,457
You know what? Never mind. I don't care.
287
00:11:09,492 --> 00:11:10,859
Go get rid of these things.
288
00:11:10,893 --> 00:11:13,829
Uh... that's a good fresh start.
289
00:11:13,863 --> 00:11:15,230
All right, now we have to figure out
290
00:11:15,264 --> 00:11:17,332
what we're gonna do about
this open house tonight.
291
00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:19,067
We're still having the open house?
292
00:11:19,101 --> 00:11:21,303
Yeah. Pops still wants it.
293
00:11:21,337 --> 00:11:24,873
Okay, Dre, I don't know what I'm doing.
294
00:11:24,907 --> 00:11:26,641
I'm cooking a gumbo
295
00:11:26,676 --> 00:11:28,710
I should've started four days ago,
296
00:11:28,744 --> 00:11:31,413
and there's some sort of
giant, 10-pound roast
297
00:11:31,447 --> 00:11:33,014
in the oven,
298
00:11:33,049 --> 00:11:34,472
and I don't even know
what kind of meat that is.
299
00:11:34,504 --> 00:11:37,239
You are a doctor, Bow. Improvise.
300
00:11:37,273 --> 00:11:40,108
That's the one thing
we're not supposed to do.
301
00:11:40,143 --> 00:11:42,344
We are all doing things that
we have never done before.
302
00:11:42,378 --> 00:11:44,012
Did I think
I was gonna have a colonoscopy
303
00:11:44,046 --> 00:11:45,847
before I had my first Christmas
with my daddy?
304
00:11:45,882 --> 00:11:46,815
No!
305
00:11:46,849 --> 00:11:49,017
Bow, miracles are happening
all around us.
306
00:11:49,051 --> 00:11:50,085
Mm-hmm.
307
00:11:50,119 --> 00:11:51,253
Miracles, Bow!
308
00:11:53,890 --> 00:11:56,158
So we'd gotten rid
of every trace of Lynette
309
00:11:56,192 --> 00:11:57,626
around the house.
310
00:11:57,660 --> 00:12:00,095
And now it was all about
the good stuff...
311
00:12:00,129 --> 00:12:03,234
watching Laker-Clippers
and opening presents.
312
00:12:03,259 --> 00:12:06,334
- He's coming, y'all.
- Oh, hey, hey, how does he look?
313
00:12:06,369 --> 00:12:07,335
I don't know.
314
00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:09,771
Wearing a pastel linen pant
and moving slow.
315
00:12:09,806 --> 00:12:10,939
Looked like Pops.
316
00:12:10,973 --> 00:12:12,707
- Hey, hey, Pops.
- Hey.
317
00:12:12,742 --> 00:12:14,543
- Hey.
- Hey.
318
00:12:14,577 --> 00:12:16,378
Smells like burnt alligator in here.
319
00:12:16,412 --> 00:12:18,046
That's what it is.
320
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,314
Why don't you come on, sit down,
321
00:12:19,348 --> 00:12:20,482
and open up a gift
322
00:12:20,516 --> 00:12:22,184
before our guests start to arrive?
323
00:12:22,218 --> 00:12:23,819
And there's one for you.
324
00:12:23,853 --> 00:12:25,487
"To Pops and L..." You know what?
325
00:12:25,521 --> 00:12:27,489
Uh, just to Pops.
326
00:12:27,523 --> 00:12:28,623
We don't need that.
327
00:12:28,658 --> 00:12:31,126
Okay.
328
00:12:32,228 --> 00:12:33,795
What is it, what is it, what is it?
329
00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:35,397
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
330
00:12:35,431 --> 00:12:38,066
- Oh.
- That's a good one.
331
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,802
Oh, an olive-wood cutting board.
Very nice.
332
00:12:40,837 --> 00:12:42,337
- Pretty.
- Oh.
333
00:12:42,371 --> 00:12:44,239
Oh, you got a "Lynette & Earl."
334
00:12:44,273 --> 00:12:45,674
That's, uh... That's a brand name,
335
00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:47,742
like, uh... like Black & Decker.
336
00:12:47,777 --> 00:12:48,710
- Mm-hmm.
- You know what, Pops?
337
00:12:48,744 --> 00:12:49,744
We can open up gifts later,
338
00:12:49,779 --> 00:12:52,721
because the real present
at Christmas is people.
339
00:12:52,746 --> 00:12:53,682
Yes, it is.
340
00:12:53,716 --> 00:12:56,084
Hey, Portal, call Rhonda.
341
00:13:01,057 --> 00:13:02,591
Hey, Portal, answer.
342
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,394
- Hey, hey!
- Oh, hey!
343
00:13:06,429 --> 00:13:08,263
- Merry Christmas.
- Hey, family.
344
00:13:08,297 --> 00:13:09,664
Merry Christmas.
345
00:13:09,699 --> 00:13:12,334
Pops, word on the street
is you got dumped.
346
00:13:12,368 --> 00:13:16,104
- Uh, yeah, yeah, that... that happened.
- Rhonda.
347
00:13:16,138 --> 00:13:19,674
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that, Pops.
348
00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:21,343
She didn't deserve you anyway.
349
00:13:21,377 --> 00:13:23,378
Oh, yeah. For sure.
350
00:13:23,412 --> 00:13:26,214
And, you know, it's Christmas Day,
351
00:13:26,249 --> 00:13:28,283
and I'm surrounded by the people I love.
352
00:13:28,317 --> 00:13:29,584
Yeah, and Dre.
353
00:13:29,619 --> 00:13:30,752
Okay.
354
00:13:30,786 --> 00:13:31,853
- She burned you.
- I'll remember that.
355
00:13:31,888 --> 00:13:32,921
I'll remember that.
356
00:13:32,955 --> 00:13:34,689
I didn't care how it was happening.
357
00:13:34,724 --> 00:13:35,724
All that mattered is
358
00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:38,409
it seemed like Pops
was coming back to life.
359
00:13:38,434 --> 00:13:40,534
Oh, excuse me.
360
00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:42,160
Yeah?
361
00:13:42,185 --> 00:13:43,768
Hey.
362
00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:45,093
Hey, hey, Doug,
what are you doing here, man?
363
00:13:45,118 --> 00:13:46,134
My Pops can't see you.
364
00:13:46,169 --> 00:13:48,417
Hey, hey, you know, just because
my mom isn't with your dad
365
00:13:48,442 --> 00:13:50,138
doesn't mean you and I can't hang out.
366
00:13:50,173 --> 00:13:51,807
Doug, that's exactly what that means.
367
00:13:51,841 --> 00:13:54,167
But we were gonna go see that
new "Star Wars" together.
368
00:13:54,192 --> 00:13:56,144
Hey, hey, you know what?
Check this, Doug.
369
00:13:56,179 --> 00:13:58,259
You still can, all right?
I hear it's great.
370
00:13:58,284 --> 00:13:59,648
But what I'm trying to say is,
371
00:13:59,682 --> 00:14:01,423
"These are not the Dres
that you're looking for."
372
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:03,071
All right? Merry Christmas, Doug.
373
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,427
- May the Force be with you.
- But... Hey.
374
00:14:05,455 --> 00:14:07,289
So it was a closed door for Doug
375
00:14:07,323 --> 00:14:09,358
and an open house for everyone else.
376
00:14:09,392 --> 00:14:11,692
- Hey, Janine.
- Yeah?
377
00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:12,761
Hominy?
378
00:14:12,795 --> 00:14:14,196
Onion fritter?
379
00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:15,764
Blackened gator?
380
00:14:15,798 --> 00:14:17,575
- Thank you, no, no.
- No?
381
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,255
No, I'm... I'm... I'm full
from those giant shrimp.
382
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,770
- Oh, delicious.
- Yeah, I-I've never...
383
00:14:21,804 --> 00:14:23,153
never had them like that before,
384
00:14:23,178 --> 00:14:25,051
you know, with... with the eyes
and the whiskers
385
00:14:25,076 --> 00:14:26,137
- and the...
- Yeah.
386
00:14:26,162 --> 00:14:27,776
...and the kind of still moving around.
387
00:14:27,810 --> 00:14:29,444
There's a lot of fight
in those little guys.
388
00:14:29,479 --> 00:14:30,512
- Mm.
- Huh?
389
00:14:30,546 --> 00:14:32,781
Makes them tasty.
390
00:14:32,815 --> 00:14:34,516
Hey, you're an old lady.
391
00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:37,185
If you were going to hide $200
in a house like this,
392
00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:38,320
where would you put it?
393
00:14:40,356 --> 00:14:41,456
Wha...
394
00:14:41,491 --> 00:14:43,125
Introduce you to everybody in here.
395
00:14:43,159 --> 00:14:45,994
Hey, everybody, this is Cheryl.
396
00:14:46,029 --> 00:14:47,229
Oh, my goodness.
397
00:14:47,263 --> 00:14:48,664
Oh, my goodness.
398
00:14:48,698 --> 00:14:51,199
Is that what I think it is?
399
00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:53,635
- Oh.
- Mm. Mwah.
400
00:14:55,271 --> 00:14:58,340
Uh, okay, Pops, uh, who's this?
401
00:14:58,374 --> 00:15:00,542
This is Cheryl.
She an old friend of mine.
402
00:15:00,576 --> 00:15:02,210
I called her on the landline.
403
00:15:02,245 --> 00:15:03,345
She picked up. One ring.
404
00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:04,980
- Here we are.
- Okay.
405
00:15:05,014 --> 00:15:07,883
She has aroused my Christmas spirit.
406
00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:09,184
- You feel me?
- Ah.
407
00:15:09,218 --> 00:15:10,986
That's, uh, gross.
408
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,488
But, uh, glad to see that you're back.
409
00:15:13,523 --> 00:15:14,856
All right. Come on, baby.
410
00:15:14,891 --> 00:15:16,758
- Let's get you a drink.
- Ooh, okay.
411
00:15:17,894 --> 00:15:19,833
- Hey, babe, come here.
- What?
412
00:15:21,264 --> 00:15:22,565
Look at Pops over there.
413
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,368
Did you hire that woman for your father?
414
00:15:26,402 --> 00:15:28,070
- No.
- Oh.
415
00:15:28,104 --> 00:15:31,073
This is a legit, old-school
Christmas Day booty call.
416
00:15:31,107 --> 00:15:32,074
Wow.
417
00:15:32,108 --> 00:15:33,875
I think Pops is gonna be okay.
418
00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:35,110
Yeah.
419
00:15:35,144 --> 00:15:36,244
She seems great.
420
00:15:36,279 --> 00:15:38,680
Hey, can you try the gumbo?
421
00:15:38,715 --> 00:15:42,217
'Cause the spoon is not
supposed to break off
422
00:15:42,251 --> 00:15:43,785
when you're stirring it, right?
423
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,954
- No.
- Okay.
424
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:49,524
- Eggnog?
- What's in it?
425
00:15:49,559 --> 00:15:52,360
Oh, uh, heavy cream,
egg yolks, sugar, and rum.
426
00:15:52,395 --> 00:15:54,056
- Mmm. So I'm drinking cake?
- Yeah.
427
00:15:54,093 --> 00:15:56,161
What a fantastic White idea.
428
00:15:57,430 --> 00:15:59,297
Now, um, what holiday is this?
429
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,234
I got a little something for you, baby.
430
00:16:02,268 --> 00:16:04,202
- Oh.
- I hope you like it.
431
00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:08,140
There's a picture of me inside.
432
00:16:08,174 --> 00:16:10,542
So I'll always be close to your heart.
433
00:16:10,576 --> 00:16:13,645
It's lovely, Earl, but jewelry?
434
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,347
What? You're my girl.
435
00:16:15,381 --> 00:16:17,416
- I am?
- Mm-hmm.
436
00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:20,152
We haven't seen each other in a year.
437
00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:21,820
Yes, but we have something.
438
00:16:21,854 --> 00:16:23,255
Look, let's get out of here.
439
00:16:23,289 --> 00:16:26,058
Let's go get some ice cream or elope.
440
00:16:27,894 --> 00:16:30,195
I think this is moving
a little too fast.
441
00:16:30,229 --> 00:16:31,863
- What?
- Maybe I should go.
442
00:16:31,898 --> 00:16:33,999
Wait, wait. You're leaving me?
443
00:16:34,033 --> 00:16:35,267
On Christmas?
444
00:16:35,301 --> 00:16:37,369
I invited you into my family.
445
00:16:37,403 --> 00:16:39,271
We were supposed to spend
our lives together.
446
00:16:39,305 --> 00:16:40,539
We were supposed to get married.
447
00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:43,137
She said forever.
448
00:16:43,162 --> 00:16:45,407
I guess forever don't mean
what I thought it meant.
449
00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:49,347
If he wants to get married,
I'm available.
450
00:16:49,382 --> 00:16:51,249
Classic holiday moment.
451
00:16:51,284 --> 00:16:53,185
Want to go get a drink?
452
00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:55,854
- I'd love to.
- That's okay.
453
00:16:55,888 --> 00:16:57,956
You didn't let me chase you long enough.
454
00:17:09,381 --> 00:17:10,615
Hey.
455
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,714
Uh...
456
00:17:12,749 --> 00:17:14,216
I'm sorry, Pops.
457
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,015
We should have canceled
that whole open-house thing.
458
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,047
This is on me.
459
00:17:17,072 --> 00:17:18,701
The open house
didn't make me call Cheryl.
460
00:17:18,725 --> 00:17:20,592
I just can't understand
461
00:17:20,627 --> 00:17:21,893
what went wrong with Lynette.
462
00:17:21,928 --> 00:17:23,428
Why'd she leave me
463
00:17:23,463 --> 00:17:25,318
after I changed so much
for the better, son?
464
00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:28,085
Hey, Pops, I can't answer that, man.
465
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,687
Sometimes you do what's right,
466
00:17:29,721 --> 00:17:30,955
and it still doesn't work out.
467
00:17:30,989 --> 00:17:33,257
And I still feel like a damn fool.
468
00:17:33,292 --> 00:17:35,860
I proposed to Lynette
after just three weeks.
469
00:17:35,894 --> 00:17:37,461
I put on the Santa suit.
470
00:17:37,496 --> 00:17:39,030
I read a Jamaica Kincaid novel.
471
00:17:39,064 --> 00:17:40,798
- Mm-hmm.
- I mean, I really believed
472
00:17:40,832 --> 00:17:42,033
that we were going to be together
473
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,267
for the rest of our lives.
474
00:17:43,302 --> 00:17:44,769
Pops, and that's growth.
475
00:17:44,803 --> 00:17:46,604
You loved someone
476
00:17:46,638 --> 00:17:48,706
in a way that you should love someone.
477
00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:50,775
Like you're never expecting it to end.
478
00:17:50,809 --> 00:17:52,009
Yeah, but it did end.
479
00:17:52,044 --> 00:17:53,311
Yeah, this one did.
480
00:17:54,446 --> 00:17:59,116
Pops, you being with Lynette
made you a better person.
481
00:17:59,151 --> 00:18:00,952
This Pops gave me
482
00:18:00,986 --> 00:18:03,020
the best Christmas I've ever had.
483
00:18:05,724 --> 00:18:07,491
Yeah, it was a pretty good
Christmas, though, wasn't it?
484
00:18:07,526 --> 00:18:10,161
Till I got my ass dumped.
485
00:18:10,195 --> 00:18:12,196
Ooh.
486
00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:14,899
Son, how did I lose my woman
to a guy named Phillip?
487
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,467
If he ain't in Earth, Wind & Fire,
488
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:17,501
makes no sense to me.
489
00:18:23,175 --> 00:18:26,043
Hey, Pops, come back to the house, man.
490
00:18:26,078 --> 00:18:29,246
The kids are hanging,
Bow's gumbo's almost ready.
491
00:18:29,281 --> 00:18:32,483
Yeah, I-I think I'm okay.
492
00:18:32,517 --> 00:18:34,585
- You sure?
- Yeah, I think I'm good.
493
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:37,254
Listen, I'll probably just
go and find someplace
494
00:18:37,289 --> 00:18:38,589
that's still serving alcohol.
495
00:18:38,624 --> 00:18:40,858
- Of course you will.
- Mm.
496
00:18:40,892 --> 00:18:43,361
Well, you're not missing anything.
497
00:18:43,395 --> 00:18:45,062
That gumbo's probably not gonna be ready
498
00:18:45,097 --> 00:18:47,365
till tomorrow at the earliest anyway.
499
00:18:50,035 --> 00:18:51,202
Hey, Pops.
500
00:18:53,972 --> 00:18:55,840
I love you.
501
00:19:00,712 --> 00:19:02,179
Love you, too, son.
502
00:19:04,950 --> 00:19:06,517
Ah, it's not in the closet.
503
00:19:06,551 --> 00:19:08,085
Not in here, either.
504
00:19:10,922 --> 00:19:12,723
You tossed my room?
505
00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:14,458
Well, we asked the Magic 8-Ball
506
00:19:14,493 --> 00:19:16,427
if the money was in Junior's room,
507
00:19:16,461 --> 00:19:18,095
and it said, "You can rely on it."
508
00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:19,697
That's the best lead we have.
509
00:19:19,731 --> 00:19:21,332
Help me pull this carpet up.
510
00:19:26,905 --> 00:19:28,105
Is that what I think it is?
511
00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:30,074
Devante found the money.
512
00:19:30,108 --> 00:19:32,143
It would be so easy to take it from him.
513
00:19:32,177 --> 00:19:33,310
It'd be like taking candy from him.
514
00:19:33,345 --> 00:19:34,578
We can't.
515
00:19:34,613 --> 00:19:36,080
He found it fair and square.
516
00:19:36,114 --> 00:19:39,283
But we can trade.
517
00:19:39,317 --> 00:19:42,119
Devante, you want the shiny?
518
00:19:42,154 --> 00:19:44,155
The crinkly?
519
00:19:44,189 --> 00:19:47,091
So your big brother
can put gas in his car?
520
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:49,760
No, Devante, don't do it.
521
00:19:49,795 --> 00:19:51,262
What?
522
00:19:51,296 --> 00:19:52,196
Yes!
523
00:19:52,531 --> 00:19:53,898
What?
524
00:19:53,932 --> 00:19:55,066
Well played.
525
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,300
I would've done the same thing.
526
00:19:56,334 --> 00:19:57,902
Me, too.
527
00:19:57,936 --> 00:19:59,937
That bag is so shiny.
528
00:20:02,425 --> 00:20:07,628
♪ Silent night, holy night ♪
529
00:20:07,659 --> 00:20:10,193
So, I guess I know how you're doing.
530
00:20:10,228 --> 00:20:12,918
I can't lie, I've been better.
531
00:20:12,943 --> 00:20:15,129
♪ All is bright ♪
532
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,402
I'm sorry to hear that, Earl.
533
00:20:16,442 --> 00:20:18,477
♪ 'Round yon virgin ♪
534
00:20:18,503 --> 00:20:20,676
- Thanks for coming, Ruby.
- Ah, it's nothing.
535
00:20:20,701 --> 00:20:22,871
There were three heart attacks
on the ship
536
00:20:22,895 --> 00:20:24,847
before it even left
the Long Beach Harbor.
537
00:20:24,872 --> 00:20:27,106
- Damn.
- You know, young people think
538
00:20:27,141 --> 00:20:30,476
they've got the market
cornered on heartbreak,
539
00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:32,945
but at our age,
540
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:35,114
stings like a son of a bitch,
doesn't it?
541
00:20:35,149 --> 00:20:37,784
- I thought I was done with all that.
- Mm.
542
00:20:37,818 --> 00:20:40,217
How is it possible it hurts more now?
543
00:20:40,249 --> 00:20:41,361
Well, when you're young,
544
00:20:41,388 --> 00:20:43,056
you still have your life ahead of you,
545
00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:45,625
but now you don't know
546
00:20:45,659 --> 00:20:47,994
how many more opportunities
you're gonna have at love.
547
00:20:48,028 --> 00:20:50,063
I'm-a need another drink.
548
00:20:50,097 --> 00:20:51,998
- Hey, Earl, hey.
- Huh?
549
00:20:53,434 --> 00:20:55,968
It'll happen.
550
00:20:56,003 --> 00:20:58,004
You're too good of a man for it not to.
551
00:20:58,038 --> 00:20:59,205
♪ Glories stream... ♪
552
00:20:59,239 --> 00:21:04,010
But, Earl, you do know...
553
00:21:04,044 --> 00:21:05,878
part of you deserves this.
554
00:21:05,913 --> 00:21:08,915
♪ Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia ♪
555
00:21:08,949 --> 00:21:11,684
Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah.
556
00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:13,219
Yeah, come on. Help me with this pie.
557
00:21:13,253 --> 00:21:14,220
I can't eat it all.
558
00:21:14,254 --> 00:21:15,888
Oh, I shouldn't.
559
00:21:15,923 --> 00:21:17,657
Merry Christmas, Earl.
560
00:21:17,691 --> 00:21:18,991
Merry Christmas, Ruby.
561
00:21:19,026 --> 00:21:23,470
♪ Christ the Savior is born ♪
562
00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:28,540
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