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-(CREATURE GROWLING) -(OBJECTS CRASHING AND CLATTERING)

CREATURE: Mmm.

CREATURE: Hmm?

DR. ZARA: Yes, Mr. Burnish, the venue is completely sold out.

This is the most important

-discovery of the century... -(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)

...and everyone wants to see it.

-Yes, the press will be there. -(CREATURE GRUNTING)

This is your big day, Mr. Burnish.

You won't be disappointed. I promise.

-(CREATURE GROWLS) -(GASPS)

Easy. Easy, boy.

-Code red! -(ALARM BLARING)

Who left the enclosure open?

-WOMAN: There! -Stay back!

(CREATURE GROWLING, PANTING)

(DOOR WHIRRING)

(ROARING)

MAN: There he is! WOMAN: Get him!

(CREATURE GROANS)

All right, move in slowly.

No sudden movements.

(PANTING)

(DEEP GROWLING)

What's happening?

(ROARS LOUDLY)

(GASPS)

-(ALL EXCLAIMING) -Oh!

-(CREATURE GRUNTS) -(GASPS)

-(THUNDER RUMBLING) -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

Um...

Who's telling Mr. Burnish?

(PANTING)

(GROWLS)

(CAR HORNS BLARING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TRUCK HORN BLARING)

(GROWLS)

(CREATURE WHIMPERING)

Huh?

(MOANS INQUISITIVELY)

(BELLOWS SOFTLY)

(MOANS SOFTLY)

Oh...

(SIGHS)

-(BICYCLE BELL RINGS) -MAN: On your right.

-Hey, wanna shoot some hoops? -BOY: Maybe later.

-VENDOR: Number two, extra spicy. -(WOMAN THANKING IN MANDARIN)

Nah. Nah, I'm going out with Peilin, but, uh, maybe I'll stop by.

GIRL: Aw, it would be so fun if you could come!

Yi! I'm leaving for work. Yi?

Are you awake?

Bye, everybody. Have a great day!

Hey!

What are you supposed to be? A famous person now?

(SIGHS)

Where are you going?

-I've got stuff to do. -Stuff?

What is this stuff? It's summer holiday.

Either be busy or be on holiday, that is what I say.

-Be careful out there. -Of course.

-Be back before dinner. -I'll try.

-Warm enough? -Toasty.

-No boys. -What? No. No boys.

Do you need any money?

(SIGHS) Mom. Nai Nai. I've got it covered.

Bye.

(YI GRUNTS, CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)

Okay. Bye.

What on earth do you think she does all day?

-Whoa! Sorry, sorry, sorry. -(GRUNTS)

-(DOGS YAPPING) -Heel!

-Would you guys give me a break? -MAN: Hey!

-Whoa. Whoa! -(DOGS BARKING)

Oh, my babies! Money transfer?

Sorry. Cash only.

(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

We'll be back in a few hours.

Hey, cutie.

BOY: You're not my mom!

(GRUNTING)

(FLIES BUZZING)

(LAUGHTER)

GIRL: So, Jin, are you going to Shuo's this weekend?

No. No, I'm heading to Beijing to check out my school.

I'm, uh, pre-med.

-Nice! -Oh, med school?

That's so hot.

I know, right?

(FLIES BUZZING)

Ugh, what's that...

(IN SLOW MOTION) smell?

GIRL: She looks like she slept in a dumpster.

(ALL LAUGHING)

-ALL: Selfie! -(CAMERA CLICKS)

(HORNS HONKING)

PENG: He breaks left.

He breaks right. He's going in for the dunk!

Whoa!

Hey, Yi.

Come shoot hoops with me. Come on.

Sorry, Peng. I don't have time.

Why don't you ask the other kids?

The other kids are too little.

And some of them are freakishly good.

Come on, Yi, you never play with me anymore.

Peng, I've been busy all day.

-(DOOR OPENS) -Hey, your cousin will play with you.

I'll pick you up tomorrow. Light show starts at 8:00.

Ah, buh-bye.

As usual, he's got a date.

(PENG MIMICS KISSING SOUND)

(GASPS) Wait, wait. Yi, watch.

Here we go.

Three, two, one.

Stop and check.

(PENG AND YI GIGGLE)

Hey, Yi, you know I can smell you from all the way over here, right?

(BLOWS RASPBERRY) Like you can talk.

I'm sorry, is there any aftershave left or did you use the whole bottle?

Why? You hoping to borrow some?

Oof, not sure it'll help.

(SCOFFS) Very funny.

You guys wanna work out some of this tension on the court?

(SCOFFS) Forget it, Peng.

We wouldn't want to mess up Jin's hair.

And the new kicks.

-No basketball for these babies. -(CAMERA CLICKS)

Another time, okay, cuz?

-That's what you always say. -(CELL PHONE PINGING)

48 likes. Sweet!

YI'S MOM: Don't.

I know what you're thinking, so just don't say it.

She's never at home anymore.

Ma...

That's all I'm gonna say. Not another word.

(SIGHS)

So, that's it? We're just going to give up on her?

I'd never give up on Yi.

Look, we both know what she's been going through.

She misses her dad.

We all do.

If we're patient and don't push her, then just maybe...

-(FLOORBOARD CREAKS) -Yi, is that you?

We've been waiting for you to eat.

Oh, I ate on my way back. So I'm good.

Either eat here or there, but never on the move.

That is what I say.

Hey, Yi. Why don't we all sit down together tonight as a family?

(SIGHS) Family.

You need to eat.

You don't want to be so short like your mother.

-Oh, I'm okay. Thank you, Nai Nai. -Yi, wait.

What would you say to playing a little violin for us after supper?

-Remember when you used to... -I... I can't. (SIGHS)

Can't? Why?

Because I...

I... I sold it.

I... (SIGHS)

I'm sorry.

(SIGHS SOFTLY)

(SIGHS) No.

(DOOR OPENS)

(SIGHS)

(GRUNTING)

(EXHALES)

(SWITCH CLICKS)

(SIGHS)

I will take this trip.

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

Someday.

(TUNING)

(TAKES DEEP BREATH)

(PLAYING GENTLE FOLKISH MUSIC)

-(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING) -(GASPS)

(GASPS, GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

(WHIMPERS)

(EXHALES)

-(VIOLIN BLARES) -(GASPS)

(ROARING)

(WHIMPERS) No, no, no.

(ROARS)

(PANTING)

-(HELICOPTER WHIRRING) -(WHIMPERS)

(GROANS)

Huh?

(WHIMPERING)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTS)

(HELICOPTER HOVERING)

(GASPS)

Hold up. Spotted something at two o'clock.

There's nothing there. Moving on.

(PANTING)

(SOFT GRUNT)

(SNORING SOFTLY)

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

(CREATURE MOANS)

(GASPS)

(YAWNS)

(GASPS)

Oh...

(PANTING)

Hi, Mom. Bye, Nai Nai.

Excuse me.

Whoa.

MAN: Bam! It came out of nowhere.

Then it was gone.

Did you see where it went?

Lady, I just told you. It was gone.

What, uh... What was it anyway?

Um, let me take care of the repairs to your truck.

A little compensation for your silence.

It's a bribe.

Aah! Nai Nai, that's weird.

Oh! So you're hungry now?

Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES) Starving.

Let them cool. You'll burn your mouth.

I keep telling your mother

-you need to slow down. -Ow. Ow.

Spend more time here,

-at home with your family. -Ow.

Mrs. Lui called me today, says you're fixing her computer.

And Mrs. Yuan, in 4B,

says you're going to trim

her poodle's toenails.

I like that you're ambitious.

(CHUCKLING) No one wants a lazy granddaughter.

But busy, busy, busy.

What do you need to do all that for?

I guess I just like being busy.

NAI NAI: Yi...

Can we just talk about this later, Nai Nai?

You don't have to worry.

NAI NAI: You should listen to Nai Nai!

(EXHALES)

Hey, boy...

Or girl. (CHUCKLES)

Are you hungry?

-(CREATURE GRUNTS) -Whoa!

-(CREATURE MUNCHING) -(PANTING)

Whew.

(CREATURE BELCHES)

Phew! Yeah, you're definitely a boy.

(CREATURE MUNCHING AND SLURPING)

(GRUNTS)

(SNARLS, WHIMPERS)

(GROANS)

(GROANING)

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

(RELIEVED SIGH)

(SLEEPY SIGH)

(GASPS) Whoa.

(SNORING)

I don't know where you came from, but you sure don't belong here.

(SNORTS)

You stay in here, okay? There are people looking for you.

Hmm...

(GASPS)

(GRUNTING)

(SWITCH CLICKS)

(SIGHS)

(GROANS)

(WHIMPERS)

No, no, no. Okay. Okay.

(MOANS)

No. Please don't cry.

(MOANS)

Wait.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(PLAYING PENSIVE MUSIC)

My dad used to play for me. It always made me feel better.

(HUMMING ALONG TO MUSIC)

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

(MOANS SOFTLY)

All better, right?

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

Uh...

(YI STAMMERS)

Hmm?

(SCOFFS) Nah.

Good night, sleepyhead.

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

(CREATURE GRUNTS SOFTLY)

Wait, do you know that place?

Huh?

Is that your home?

Hmm.

You know, um, home.

(GRUNTING SOFTLY)

(GASPS)

No way.

Okay.

(GRUNTS) Come on.

Creature from Mount Everest.

"Considered to be no more than fairy tale and myth,

"enthusiasts still hold out hope that these creatures actually do exist."

(SHUDDERS)

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

There's a Yeti on my roof.

BURNISH: Captain, I am holding you personally responsible

for that abominable creature's escape.

Now, you will get every car we have out there

or I will send you back to your job at the shopping mall.

Uh, yes, sir. Understood.

Attention, all units, we need every car out on the street.

(PEACEFUL SIGH)

(MOANING SOFTLY)

YETI: Hmm?

Mmm.

(GASPS)

(GRUNTING)

(GROWLS IN FRUSTRATION)

(LAUGHS)

Huh?

(GRUNTING)

-(AC RATTLING) -Huh?

I was dribbling and the guy was like, "Oh, no,"

and I was like, "Oh, yeah."

Want to play a game?

YI: I can't. Nai Nai will, though.

Hey, Nai Nai, want to shoot some hoops?

You know I only play for money.

(RATTLING)

Uh, something's missing.

What in the...

Peng! Go get your cousin Jin and see who stole my air conditioner.

Go! Go, go, go, go!

Hey! Uh, what are you doing out here?

Someone's gonna see you.

Where did you get that?

No, no, no! Give it back now!

(YI GRUNTING)

Do you hear me? Let go!

JIN: Peng, that does not make sense.

Why would they take it to the roof?

(YETI AND YI GRUNTING)

(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM)

-Guys, what are you doing up here? -JIN: Whoa! Hey! Hey!

-Get away from her! -YI: No, no, no! Wait!

Okay, I'm calling the police.

-Hello? Yes, um... -No! Jin, don't!

-There's a wild beast on our roof. -Hang up, Jin!

-No, no, stop, Jin! -JIN: Yes, a wild beast!

Turn up that scanner.

JIN: (ON SPEAKER) Yeah, yeah, on Heping Road. Please hurry!

That's him. That's the Yeti. Ring Mr. Burnish.

Jin, what have you done? He's not dangerous.

-(ROARS) -(YELPS)

Look at him. He's a Yeti!

Cool!

What? No. Yetis don't exist.

YI: Oh, no! They're back!

You have to go. Go. Run. Now! Go! (GASPS)

Wait, wait. No, no, no.

No. No. No.

(WORRIED GRUNTING)

(YI YELPS)

Wait!

-(YI SCREAMS) -JIN: Yi!

-He stole Yi. -JIN: More like kidnapped.

Come on, Peng.

(YI SCREAMING)

Yi!

Oh! We're never gonna catch up to them.

-(HORN HONKING) -GIRLS: Hey, Jin.

Hey, girls.

Whoo! How many girlfriends do you have?

(YETI PANTING)

Hurry!

YI: Whoa!

(WHIMPERS)

(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)

They're gaining on us.

-Locked on target. -(GUN FIRES)

(GROANS)

Dude. You darted Dave.

Uh... Yeah, we lost them.

I want eyes on that target at all times.

It cannot leave the city.

(MOTOR SCOOTER HONKING)

-(TIRES SCREECHING) -Watch out!

Hold on, Peng.

There! There they are.

(YI EXCLAIMING)

Whoa!

(GASPING)

-(BOTH PANTING) -Whew.

I think we lost them.

-Look, down there! -(BOAT HORN BLARES)

That boat's leaving the city. You have to get on it.

(TIRES SCREECH)

Get into position.

-JIN: Oh, there she is! -Oh, my gosh!

CAPTAIN: (ON RADIO) Take the shot.

What? There's a girl with him?

Oh, no. How is she gonna get away?

(POWERING UP)

-Wait. What time is it? -8:00. Why?

BOTH: Time for the light show!

(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(GRUNTS)

CROWD: Ooh! Ah!

Come on, Yi.

Where are they?

They're gone.

Copy that. They're gone. And I'm dead.

-(JERBOA SQUEAKS) -Don't rub it in.

Come on! Keep searching!

Oh!

There they are. Come on, Peng.

YI: Over there. That one.

(SCREAMS)

You have to get on that boat. When that boat lands, don't stop.

Don't stop until you reach your mountain. Don't stop until you're home.

-(WHINES) -Okay? Home.

(HORN BLARING)

You have to go. Now!

Huh?

Hide!

-(GROANS) -JIN: Yi!

-(GASPS) -Yi, are you okay?

Oh, no!

Oh, no, no, no, Yi. Don't you dare.

(YI PANTING)

JIN: Yi!

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(PANTING)

(CHUCKLES)

I guess I'm coming with you, huh?

Everest?

-(GRUNTS) -JIN: Yi?

Yi, are you crazy?

-Wait for me! -Peng? Peng! No!

(PENG GRUNTS)

No, no, no!

(GRUNTS QUIZZICALLY)

Peng! I'm responsible for you!

(GROANS) Your mom's gonna kill me!

-(GRUNTS) -(SLOSHING)

-(GASPS) -(PENG LAUGHING)

My babies.

No, no, no. You think this is funny?

Do you even know how much I paid for these?

(BOTH LAUGH)

What were you thinking, Yi? You have gotten me into so much trouble.

I am so mad at you right now.

You know what? I can't even talk to you right now.

That's how mad I am!

(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING IN DISTANCE)

BURNISH: The unveiling is in one week, Captain.

Now, how am I supposed to prove the Yeti exists

when I don't have a Yeti?

Uh...

No speaking! Only leaving.

(GRUMBLING)

Doctor Zara, what am I going to do?

The science community will be there, the press will be there.

The world will be there, watching with their eyes.

Mr. Burnish, there are many rare and exotic animals

you have collected over the years.

These snakes, for example.

You're the only one in the world

to have a newly born clutch of rare Whooping snakes.

(SNAKES WHOOPING)

Down! Down! Down!

Go in your hole, you weird snakes.

Sir, please. These creatures are to be respected.

(SNAKES WHINE)

Hmm.

They would make a lovely belt.

Mr. Burnish, they are one of a kind.

A one-of-a-kind whooping belt.

A belt that goes "whoop." Do I want that? I don't know.

Take them away.

Wait, how many snakes are there supposed to be?

Uh... Why?

(WHOOPS)

BURNISH: We promised the public a Yeti, and nothing else will do.

Nothing!

I don't care if the Yeti is dead or alive, I just need him.

(SQUEAKING)

Your gerbil is freaking me out.

Jerboa.

Duchess is an albino jerboa and she, too, is one of a kind.

Sir, as a zoologist, it is my mission in life

to make sure that all animals are protected

especially the rare and exotic ones.

That is the only reason I agreed to find your Yeti.

And you did.

For a few short days, we had one.

But I cannot go to that unveiling empty-handed.

(SIGHS)

I will not be made into a laughingstock again.

Not, not, not, not, not!

Uh, there's news, Mr. Burnish.

News about you leaving?

A dock worker saw a creature and some kids boarding a cargo barge last night.

Doctor Zara, you are the best in your field.

-Please, help me get him back. -Under one condition.

We bring the Yeti back alive.

You have to promise me he will not be harmed.

Fine. Fine, fine, fine.

Captain, where did that boat land?

Uh...

Yeah, Ma. Beijing is, um, great.

The dorms... The dorms are clean.

-Peng? Oh, Peng is, uh... -Look at all those teeth.

-Peng's fine. -Hey, hey.

Oh, and Yi came, too.

Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

She's, uh, checking out the university.

Soda? Oh, yeah!

Mom never lets me have any.

(GULPING)

Catch!

(GASPS)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Hey, Everest, come over here.

JIN: How long will we be here?

-(BELCHES) -Oh. (CHUCKLES)

Excuse me! Cafeteria food is a little rich.

Well, I gotta go, Ma. Bye.

I cannot believe that you made me lie to my mother!

I love this stuff! (LAUGHING)

Hey, okay, Everest, look.

First, you go over the Yellow Mountain.

-EVEREST: Uh-huh. -Then to the Yangtze River,

and that river will take you most of the way to the Himalayas,

and finally to Mount Everest.

This is how you're gonna get home.

Whoa, wait. (CHUCKLES)

Mount Everest? No, no. That has to be hundreds of miles away.

Actually, it's thousands.

Whoo! (LAUGHS)

I just hope he can make it all that way.

(GASPING)

-Um, he seems capable. -(SIGHS)

Look at all those people.

(BOAT HORN BLARES)

-Hello! -JIN: Peng, get down!

PENG: Ow.

EVEREST: Huh?

Yeah. We should hide.

(CRANE WHIRRING)

(PENG EXCLAIMS)

Wait, why are we still moving?

YI: Uh...

'Cause we're not at the dock anymore.

JIN: What? Ahh!

-No! -(SODA CAN POPS)

(SODA CAN CLATTERS)

YI: You know, I've never been out of the city.

Wow.

I can't believe how beautiful it is out here.

I can't believe I haven't eaten in 24 hours.

I'm starving.

(CAMERA CLICKS)

(SLURPS) Uh-oh.

Guys, I gotta go.

Just hold it.

(GASPS, GROANS)

Oh, no. He's gotta go.

-JIN: Get me out of here! -YI: I can't!

(YI YELPING)

PENG: Out of my way!

Gotta go! Gotta go!

(GROANS) My head.

-I'm good. -Okay.

-Come on. Come on. Come on. -(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

One bar. Okay, that's good enough.

-Good enough for what? -To buy tickets home.

Okay, look, the next boat leaves around 5:00

so let's hope that's enough time to find our way back to the dock.

Peng, come on. We're leaving.

PENG: Yes, waiter. I'm ready to order.

I'll have some of Nai Nai's pork buns with extra pork.

All right, get up, Peng. We gotta go.

And a side of pork.

(STOMACH GROWLS)

(HUMMING TUNE)

-Why is he making that... -(SHUSHING)

-Jin! -Is he humming?

What's going on? Whoa.

(CHUCKLES)

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

What is happening?

Whoa! Is that a...

A blueberry?

(BLUEBERRIES POPPING)

(CHOMPING)

Food!

(SLURPS)

Guys, these are delicious.

That doesn't make any sense. No, no. This is not possible.

(ALL LAUGHING)

It's not funny, all right? This is cashmere!

-Uh, Jin... -(CREAKING)

(GASPS)

JIN: Now what?

Oh.

YI: Everest, do something!

(EVEREST WHIMPERING)

Run!

(PENG SCREAMING)

Incoming!

-Run! -Go faster!

(GROANS)

(SLOW MOTION) Oh, no!

Save yourselves!

(PENG SCREAMING)

(GROANS) I'm hit! Tell Nai Nai's pork buns I love them.

(JIN SCREAMING)

(SQUIRTS)

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

(GRUNTING AND PANTING)

-(EVEREST GRUNTING) -(GIGGLING)

Hey, Jin, did you get enough to eat?

Let's just say...

I've got blueberries in places where blueberries should never be.

-(LAUGHTER) -(BLUEBERRIES SQUEAKING)

PENG: Come on, Everest.

Okay, watch and learn.

Bank shot.

-Ahh! -(LAUGHS)

YI: I'm exhausted.

What? Why are you stopping?

Because in about five minutes,

we won't be able to see our hands in front of our faces.

And that is exactly why we've got to keep moving. All right?

Come on, Peng, we need to get back to that dock...

(OWLS HOOTING)

-First thing in the morning. -Yes!

(INSECTS BUZZING)

(GRUNTS)

-There's so many. -JIN: Bugs?

Stars.

(GROANS) How come they're only swarming me?

Maybe they're ladybugs.

(CHUCKLES) "Lady..." Not funny.

Well, my mom told me that the stars are our ancestors who always watch over us.

(EVEREST CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) My mom says that, too.

My backpack? Peng!

(ROARING)

-(PENG LAUGHS) -No, no, no!

-(CELL PHONE BEEPS) -Great. No reception.

I'm entirely cut off from my social life.

Mmm, how traumatic.

Yeah, Yi, it is.

Because, unlike you, I like having friends.

I'm not some kind of a...

Loner? Is that what you were going to say?

Well, for your info,

I'm a self-proclaimed loner. There's a difference, okay?

Fine, because in the morning, Peng and I are headed back to the city.

-I can't leave him. -Yi...

You've seen what he can do. He's...

He's amazing. He's magical.

Oh, so now he's a magical Yeti.

Do you realize how crazy you sound?

Look what happened with the blueberries.

That wasn't him. That was a natural phenomenon.

Just one that I can't explain yet.

One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war.

Go! (EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)

-(LAUGHS) -Hey, you cheated!

(GROANS, GRUNTS)

-(LAUGHS) -(PENG YELLING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Will you two please just give it a rest?

Oh, my gosh, I'm beginning to sound like my parents.

Oh, that's it!

That's why they get along so well.

Everest is just a kid.

He's probably like the same age as Peng, but in Yeti years.

PENG: Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.

Right. There's no way that giant thing is a kid.

Wait. I'll prove it to you.

Everest, come over here.

-Hmm? -(GIGGLES)

This is you.

And your parents.

Aw. You have your mother's eyes.

(WHINES)

YI: Don't worry. I will make sure you get home.

JIN: What are you going to do?

Take him all the way back to Mount Everest?

Maybe I am.

Jin, he needs to get back to his family.

What about your family? Don't they need you, too?

(SCOFFS) Always busy, never home. What's that all about, Yi?

Don't talk to me about family.

You have no idea! No idea! You're...

Your life is so easy, Jin. Do you even...

Do you even want to be a doctor, or do you just think that you'll...

I don't know, you'll look good in white?

All right. Call me shallow all you want.

At least I'm not delusional.

(EVEREST SNORING)

(BOTH SNORING)

I don't care if you think I'm crazy.

(SIGHS) You're impossible.

(VIOLIN PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC)

(SNORTS) Huh?

(VIOLIN CONTINUES PLAYING)

Is that Yi?

-(TWIG SNAPS) -(BOTH GASP)

Wait, don't stop. It's really good.

Your Nai Nai said you stopped playing after your dad died.

-Peng! -It's okay, Jin. Really.

Was this your dad's violin?

Mmm-hmm.

You know, I really liked your dad.

Thanks, Peng.

Well, we better head out if we're going to make it to the Yangtze River.

-You're coming? -Yeah.

I checked, and Dahe village has boats leaving for the city every hour.

(SIGHS)

Okay, well, when we get there, you and Peng can take a boat back,

but I'm going to take Everest home.

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

(BOAT HORN BLARES)

WOMAN: Well, that boat pulled in yesterday morning,

but we've unloaded all of the cargo, and didn't find anyone.

Would you mind if we search it again?

-You got anything? -No, Captain.

-He was here? -Yes.

And it looks like he fancies soda.

Stop!

Down there!

(SNAKE WHOOPS)

What was that?

Sorry, Doctor, there's no sign of 'em anywhere.

-(BREATHING DEEPLY) -Sir, the Yeti has disappeared.

It has been so long since I've been out in nature.

-Sir, if we... -Look at this tree.

It's a wonderful tree.

Look at the colors.

I love this tree.

You there, chop it down and put it in a bag, will you?

Right away, sir.

I want it in my penthouse...

(SNIFFS) To be with me.

Mr. Burnish!

Right! What? What is it?

We should divide the team

-and cover some ground. -(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)

Captain, let us fan out.

Yes, sir.

(PENG AND EVEREST LAUGHING)

Now, on the map, that village is only a centimeter away.

That can't be that far.

It must just be on the other side of the...

(GASPS)

The Yellow Mountain.

Wow.

Wait. Wait. We are not going over that.

Come on, Everest, I'll race you!

(SCOFFS)

(PENG GIGGLING)

JIN: Hey, you guys, wait right there!

(BOTH LAUGH)

PENG: Ooh.

Everest, look. Make a wish.

No, no. They're for wishing.

YI: (GROANS) Leg cramp. Stop for a sec.

Okay. I mean, if you really need to. (PANTS)

I wish I was a basketball superstar.

(BLOWING)

(ECHOING) Starting in the championship game, the mighty Peng!

-(GIGGLES, GASPS) -(DRONE WHIRRING)

-(YELPS) -EVEREST: Hmm?

Wait, is that a drone? Cool!

(DRONES BEEPING)

Okay. Not so cool! Not so cool!

Oh, no. It's those guys from the city.

I told you this was a crazy idea.

Captain, I have footage.

Copy that.

Those little thieves stole my Yeti!

-Get us there. -Keep your eyes on 'em.

We're on our way.

-(DRONES WHIRRING) -Uh... What now?

I wish there was a way out of here.

-(HUMMING) -(GASPS)

Uh... What's going on?

Whoa.

JIN: Yi, let go of that! It's dangerous!

Everest, are you sure about this?

No, Peng! Get down from there right now! Hey, Peng!

-PENG: Jin! Jump! -YI: Jump!

No, get down here! Give me your hand!

Got ya! (GROANS)

Meet me at that village by the river!

YI: We'll be there!

JIN: And take care of Peng!

(EVEREST GRUNTS SOFTLY)

PENG: (GIGGLES) Whoa.

(GASPS, WHIMPERS)

(GRUNTING)

(GROANS)

YI: Whoa. Everyone, push!

(ALL GRUNT)

-(YI GASPS) -PENG: Uh-oh.

(DRONES WHIRRING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

-Are you catching this? -Is that a giant dandelion?

Giant dandelions?

Look, stop messing about and get my Yeti!

Uh, yes, sir.

Let's take 'em down.

(YI AND PENG SCREAMING)

(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

Yeah! Take that, drones!

(STATIC)

(REMOTE CONTROL CLATTERS)

So, who's going to tell Mr. Burnish?

ALL: Not it!

-(YELPS) Help! -Wait, where are we going?

(PENG AND YI SCREAMING)

DR. ZARA: I hope you're not hurt. Let me introduce myself.

-I'm Doctor Zara. -I know who you are.

-You do? -Yeah.

You're the bad guys.

-(DUCHESS SQUEAKING) -(YELPS)

Your gerbil is freaking me out.

A boy that knows his gerbils. I like him.

Bad? Listen, you've got this all wrong.

That wild beast is unpredictable, even dangerous.

We were trying to rescue your friend when the Yeti kidnapped her.

(SIGHS) He did kidnap her.

Listen, you twit!

I own that Yeti. He is my Yeti. I want my Yeti back!

Right? Just nod.

Mr. Burnish, please!

Ow. (SIGHS)

All right, look.

I just need to find my cousin and my friend

and get 'em back to the city in one piece.

I can get all of you back to the city,

but the only way I can help your friends is if I know where they are.

Do you know?

That Yeti is the pinnacle of my research.

I really need him back.

(SIGHS)

I don't know where they are,

but I do know where they will be.

(DUCHESS SQUEAKS)

(COOS)

(DISTANT SCREAMING)

(PENG AND YI SCREAMING)

YI: Brace yourselves!

(WIND WHOOSHING)

(MUTTERS ANGRILY)

-(EVEREST HUFFS) -PENG: Everest!

-Huh? -PENG: No, over here!

Huh? (GASPS)

(GROANS)

(CHUCKLING) That was amazing, Everest.

You saved us. And now, we're...

(STAMMERS)

Where are we?

(WIND HOWLING)

All I know is we're a long way from Jin.

Yeah, well, that's his fault. He should have jumped.

I mean, why doesn't he ever just jump?

He did. He jumped on that boat back in the city.

That's what got him on this trip in the first place.

Yeah, but that's because he was worried about you.

You're his family.

Yi, he thinks of you as family, too.

Wh... What?

(ALL COO)

-(EXCLAIMS) -(GIGGLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(EVEREST EXCLAIMS)

(TURTLE COOS)

Hey, little turtle. (GIGGLES)

Everest...

Jin said Yi was like his little sister when they were kids.

She was always doing something crazy that would get her into trouble,

so he had to watch out for her.

(TURTLES COOING)

And he still does.

(SIGHS)

(STAMMERS) I think we should get going.

But don't worry. I can get us out of here. Let's go.

Put 'em down, Everest.

(FUSSING)

(ALL COO)

BURNISH: Suddenly, I saw it.

A Yeti. A real Yeti.

Cold eyes staring.

It tried to kill me.

I needed to protect myself. I swung my ice axe...

And it was gone.

No footprints. Nothing.

I rushed back to tell the world what had happened, but without proof...

They laughed at me.

They laughed at me.

You spent all these years trying to get your proof?

Mmm-hmm.

BURNISH: (SIGHS) I'm so used to looking down on the world,

it's amazing how small one feels just by looking up.

Mr. Burnish, we need to get an early start.

Thanks to Jin, we've learned the Yeti's whereabouts.

Yes, yes.

(DUCHESS SQUEAKING)

Duchess. Is that your name?

You're kind of cute, you know, in your own ugly, beady-eyed kind of way.

(SQUEAKS)

(SIGHS HAPPILY)

(ALL GROANING)

I can't feel my feet.

"Don't worry, I'll get us out of here."

(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)

What was I thinking?

We are completely lost.

Everest is nowhere near his mountain,

and for all we know, Jin could be in trouble right now. And it's...

(SIGHS)

It's all my fault.

(EVEREST MOANS SOFTLY)

Jin said this trip was a crazy idea.

And, I don't know, maybe he's right.

I mean, but... (SIGHS)

We could sure use him right now.

Yeah. And the map on his cell phone.

(YELPS)

(LAUGHS) It's okay, Everest. It's just a koi fish.

That's weird.

Why are they swimming against the current?

YI: They're actually trying to get back home.

Ooh.

(COOING)

Yeah. Let's just put him back.

Do you think he'll make it?

Well, he's sure gonna try.

You know these fish are the symbol of perseverance?

What?

(CHUCKLES)

It's, uh... It's just something my mom told me.

It means that when things get really tough...

They never give up.

You know what, guys? We have to keep going.

Come on. Come on, you guys, let's go.

(EVEREST MUMBLING)

Everest, put the fish down.

Into the water.

(GROANS)

(SNAKE WHOOPS)

(HIGH-PITCHED WHIMPER)

-Ow. -Get back, you abominable creature!

Back!

(SNORING)

(SLOSHING)

(JIN GASPS)

That's great. Of course.

DR. ZARA: He said in the sweetest little voice,

"You're cute in your own ugly, beady-eyed kind of way."

Argh!

I tell you, he's going soft!

We need to act fast.

If that kid is right and we find the Yeti at the river tomorrow,

use any means possible to take him down.

I thought we had to keep the Yeti alive.

The buyer won't pay us unless he's still breathing,

but if he's a little banged up, who cares?

They're just gonna chop him up into little pieces

for their experiments anyway.

Well, what do we do with the kids?

If you want your 10%, you'll get rid of them.

For good!

(GASPS)

Oh, and get rid of this rodent I've been carrying around.

Do you know how hard it is to keep up this British animal-lover act?

I'm done!

Duchess? But she's a one-of-a-kind albino jerboa.

-She's just a rat, you idiot! -(SQUEAKING)

CAPTAIN: Hey! My keys.

Here, I think you're better off with this guy.

-Hmm. Not now. -(SQUEAKING)

All right, let's see.

SUV? Too loud.

-Transporter? No. -(GOONS SNORING)

-What's this one? -(ALARM CHIRPS)

Sweet.

Check the hair. Lookin' good, Jin.

Thanks, Jin. (CHUCKLES)

All right, let's do this.

(ENGINE STARTS)

-(ENGINE REVVING) -Oh.

(MOTORCYCLE CRASHES)

(OWLS HOOTING)

(SCREAMING)

(PANTING HEAVILY)

(SCREAMING)

It's okay, babies. It's okay, I got you.

(JIN RESUMES SCREAMING)

(SLURPING)

(WATER SPLASHES)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(INAUDIBLE)

Nope. Nope. I can't do it.

All right, fine, just take it!

(STRAINING)

(CAMERA CLICKS)

(PANTING) Be the koi fish. Be the koi fish.

That's it, Peng.

You keep swimming.

(TRAIN HORN BLARING)

What was that?

Come on!

PENG: All right! No more swimming! (CHUCKLES)

(SIGHS) Yeah, but, how are we gonna catch it?

(HUMMING)

-(WIND WHOOSHING) -(YI AND PENG EXCLAIMING)

(CHUCKLES)

-(TRAIN HORN BLARING) -Whoo-hoo!

(BABBLES)

Now, this is the way to travel!

-Whoo-hoo. -Ready, Everest?

(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

(GROANS)

(IN ENGLISH) Again.

You know, Everest, I... (CHUCKLES)

I can't figure you out. I mean, how do you do that?

-(EXCLAIMS) -Oh!

Maybe it's his gift...

Like when you play the violin, or when I play basketball.

Everest talks to nature.

Now, that? That is a gift.

(TRAIN HORN BLARING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Well, this is the village.

Do you see Jin?

YI: Through that mob? Are you kidding me?

-We need to both look for him. -What about Everest?

HERDER: Move it, yaks!

Oh. I've got an idea.

Grab all of that rope.

(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)

(YAKS GRUNTING AND SNORTING)

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

-Can you see anything? -Nope.

(GASPS) Yi, there he is!

Jin! Jin!

-We're gonna lose him. -I'll run ahead.

Stay there and blend in.

Oh, your yak is odd-looking.

-Hey, don't body-shame my yak. -(EVEREST GRUNTS)

Jin! Jin! (CHUCKLES)

-Yes? -Whoa.

I'm so sorry.

-No. -Keep looking. He said they would be here.

I can't believe he crashed my bike.

(GASPS)

-DR. ZARA: Look! -Target spotted. Move out.

-(BRAKES SQUEAL) -(GOONS CLAMORING)

(GASPS) They found us. Let's go! Go!

Go, Everest, go. Move it!

No. Oh, no.

JIN: Hey, you!

-Need a ride? -Jin? (LAUGHS)

-You showed up! -Of course I did.

Wait, where's Peng?

(STRAINING)

Everest!

Oh, no!

Coming in at 4'10" and ready to take the game,

the mighty Peng!

(YAKS GRUNTING)

-High five! Yeah! -(YAKS GRUNTING)

(YAKS BELLOWING)

(PANICKED SHOUTING)

Whoo!

YI: Everest! Peng! JIN: Peng! Come on!

Jin! I knew you'd be here.

Good to see ya, cuz.

(GASPS) What happened to your babies?

JIN: Well, Peng...

My babies are all grown up.

Hang on.

Captain, don't you dare let them get away.

Hold on. This little lady has a few tricks up her sleeve.

(TIRES SCREECH)

(BURNISH YELPING)

MAN: Whoa!

(ALL GASP)

-Go faster! -I'm trying!

-(ENGINE SPUTTERING) -Everest, do something.

(HUMMING)

YI: Hurry, Everest!

-It's working! -Uh...

-Oh, no. Guys. Guys! -(GASPS)

YI: Turn, turn, turn! JIN: Turn, turn!

(ALL YELLING)

(SNAKE WHOOPING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

BURNISH: Whoa.

This is unbelievable.

(PENG SCREAMING)

Peng! Peng! Look. It's okay.

PENG: Wow!

-(WHOOPING) -(EVEREST LAUGHING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

-This is amazing! -This is impossible!

Come on, Everest, make it go bigger!

(HUMMING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Higher!

YI: Slow down.

(ALL SCREAMING)

JIN: Slow down!

(ALL SCREAMING)

(GROANING)

-Peng! -Where is he?

(WHINING)

(GASPS)

-Peng? -(GAGGING)

-(PENG RETCHES) -(GAGGING)

(RETCHES, COUGHS)

-(GAGS) -Oh, no.

(CHOKES)

-(HAWKING) -Everest, no. Everest.

Hold it in.

No, no!

(YI AND PENG LAUGHING)

Hey, Jin. You got a little something right here.

(SHUDDERS)

(LAUGHING)

Huh?

(GASPS)

No.

Oh, no.

No.

(EVEREST MOANS)

(YI GRUNTS)

Yi...

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

You okay?

(SIGHS)

Yeah. Um...

That violin meant everything to me.

When we were little, you know, my dad used to play all the time.

(CHUCKLES) Um...

But every night...

When he was tucking me in, he would play this one song

just for me.

And I don't know, it made me feel like

everything was gonna be okay.

Yi, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for what I said.

"Too busy, never home."

-I... -(STAMMERS) No. You're right.

I know I keep busy.

I just don't know why.

(STAMMERS, SIGHS)

I miss him, and I don't wanna miss him,

but I haven't even cried yet, Jin.

And my family...

We're all so distant, and I...

Argh, I don't know.

(STAMMERS) I don't know what to do.

Well, are you sure they're the ones who are distant?

But you were right about me, too.

Yeah, hate to admit it, but I mean

that thought about looking good in the white doctor's coat...

It did cross my mind.

I am a horrible, horrible person.

(CHUCKLES)

Yeah. You are the worst.

I really... I am.

(CHUCKLES)

(SIGHS)

Yi, listen,

if those people find Everest, we're all in danger.

Wait, do they know where I'm taking him?

DR. ZARA: They're headed to the Himalayas, sir.

And the Yeti's powers will grow even stronger

the closer he gets to those mountains.

But there's still one more chance to capture your Yeti.

At the foothills of those mountains, there's a bridge.

Once the Yeti crosses it, he'll blend in, disappear.

We will never find him again.

I've never seen powers like those before.

It's intimidating.

Stay the course, sir.

After this, no one will ever laugh at you again.

You're right.

Captain, we are going to need reinforcements.

Lots of reinforcements.

Yes, sir.

What do those powers mean for us?

That Yeti's price tag just doubled.

Hey, you guys, did you find that thing?

We're working on it.

-(SNAKE WHOOPS) -There it is!

-(WHOOPS) -There it is!

-(WHOOPS) -There it is!

BOTH: Really, Dave?

Come on! Come quickly.

Everest?

You okay?

(GROANS SOFTLY)

(GASPS)

-Is that... -Yeti hair?

Yep.

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS QUIZZICALLY)

See? It's as good as new.

No.

It's better than new.

Hey! When did you buy these?

(STAMMERS) Oh, I didn't buy them.

They were my dad's.

He kept postcards of all the places

he wanted to take us someday, the whole family.

Yi, they're all of the places we've been!

(GASPS)

What?

No way. How... How is this possible?

That can't be.

We've been to all of these.

All but one.

(GASPS) The Leshan Buddha.

This is the place that my dad wanted me to see the most.

(CHUCKLES)

This is incredible.

You brought me here, didn't you?

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

Whoa.

Impossible.

Whoa.

Wow!

(SIGHS)

I wish Dad were here to see this.

(MELLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

(SIGHS)

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

(MOANS SOFTLY)

(GRUNTS QUESTIONINGLY)

(TAKES DEEP BREATH)

(PLAYING GENTLE FOLKISH MUSIC)

(GASPS)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(GASPS)

YI: It's beautiful.

-(UPLIFTING ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) -Thank you, Everest.

(GRUNTING SOFTLY)

You did that, Yi. You did.

I did that?

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

(GASPS)

Whoa.

(EVEREST AND PENG LAUGHING)

PENG: Come on, Everest.

Yi...

We are so going to the Himalayas.

Come on, you guys.

PENG: Whoa, whoa! Okay, okay!

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

(YI PLAYING PENSIVE MUSIC)

(CHUCKLES)

Hold on, Peng. Whoo-hoo!

(CHUCKLES)

(EVEREST CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLING)

(MOANS SOFTLY)

-(EVEREST GRUNTS) -JIN: Come on!

If we keep going, we'll get to the Himalayas by morning.

Those guys are not gonna stop until they get Everest...

(JIN GRUNTS)

(CHUCKLES) Is that better?

Maybe.

(EVEREST GRUNTS SOFTLY)

-We still have to keep going though. -I know.

Will it be the same? You know, when Everest goes home?

With us, I mean.

Like, will you guys still want to hang out?

Of course we will, Peng.

You know, I'll sure miss seeing these stars.

Yeah, but even though we can't see them,

we'll still know they're there.

So that's kinda cool, isn't it?

Yes, Peng, that's very cool.

EVEREST: Hmm.

(PENG LAUGHING)

JIN: It's not funny. Loch Ness Monster? Chupacabra?

What if they exist?

Oh, my gosh, my whole life has been a lie.

-EVEREST: Huh? -(YI AND PENG SHIVERING)

(GASPS)

(ALL PANTING)

YI: Wow. The Himalayas.

-(GRUNTS SOFTLY) -Whoa!

Awesome!

Everest, look!

Just across that bridge is home!

What are we waiting for?

Let's go! Let's go!

-YI: Everest! Wait up! -(PENG WHOOPING)

(PENG EXCLAIMS)

YI: Oh, no.

MAN 1: Move out! Everyone, go!

MAN 2: Move it!

-(EVEREST GROWLS) -Go! Go back!

-(TIRES SCREECHING) -Whoa!

Go! Go! Go!

MAN 3: Target spotted.

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

-(PENG GASPS) -(WORRIED GRUNT)

Everest, run! Go to your mountain. Now!

Before it's too late.

Captain, hurry.

Get my Yeti! Get him now!

(GROWLS)

YI: No, no, no! You're going the wrong way!

-MAN 4: Target's on the move! -(GRUNTING)

(HUMMING)

(THUNDER CRASHING)

(GOONS YELLING)

(GROANING AND SCREAMING)

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

(GOONS GRUNT, SCREAM)

(GOONS GROANING)

It's amazing.

Mr. Burnish, we're missing our chance.

Load tranq guns.

Wait! Hold your fire!

(THUNDER CRASHING)

(GASPS)

(LOW GROWL)

(ROARS)

Get back!

(GRUNTS)

(BABY YETIS WHIMPERING)

(HUMMING)

(GASPS)

DR. ZARA: Mr. Burnish!

Take the shot!

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

Oh, no!

He's defending them.

Mr. Burnish!

Mr. Burnish!

Doctor, I was wrong.

You were right.

The Yeti must be protected.

And the best way to protect the Yeti is to let him go.

(GASPS)

We must let him go.

Captain, order your men to stow their weapons.

Do it, now!

(GROANS, MOANS)

Hmm. Quick! Mr. Burnish needs help.

Captain...

(GUN COCKS)

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

-(GUN FIRES) -(GROANS)

CAPTAIN: Fire at will!

MAN: Fire! WOMAN: Fire! Fire!

(GROANING)

(PANTING)

(GROANS WEAKLY)

Everest!

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

-No! -MAN 1: Get the kids.

PENG: Everest! JIN: No! No!

-Everest! -PENG: Stop!

(GOONS GRUNTING)

(TRUCK BEEPING)

I'll make sure the Yeti's out.

PENG: No!

You are never going to escape again.

(GRUNTS)

-MAN 2: Wait, wait, get her! -Stop it!

JIN: Yi!

-(BOTH GRUNTING) -JIN: Yi!

-(GRUNTS) -(SHRIEKS)

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

-No! No! No! -Yi! No!

-Well, that's one down. -JIN: Yi!

All right, move out.

-Yes, sir. -WOMAN: Yes, sir.

MAN 2: Copy that. Moving out. JIN: Go back!

-No! Yi! -PENG: Go back! Yi!

JIN: Stop the car!

(WIND WHISTLING)

(GRUNTING)

(YELPS)

(PANTING)

(SIGHS)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTING)

(EXHALES)

(PLAYING INTENSE MUSIC)

(RUMBLING)

(EVEREST BELLOWS)

(GROWLS)

-(GRUNTS) -(SCREAMS)

(DR. ZARA SHRIEKS)

-PENG: It's Everest. -No. This can't be happening!

(BELLOWS)

(GOONS SCREAMING)

MAN 1: Let's go! Get out of here! MAN 2: Go, go, go!

-Sir... Sir, wake up. -(GROANING)

(CHUCKLES) Yi! You're okay.

Everest!

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

(RUMBLING)

(EXCLAIMS) I thought we had to keep the Yeti alive.

Dead will have to do.

No!

Yes!

(BOTH GROAN)

No!

Everest?

(SIGHS)

Hmm.

(SQUEAKS)

Everest?

-(YI AND PENG GIGGLING) -(EVEREST CHUCKLING)

(SQUEAKS)

(BURNISH CLEARS THROAT)

Everest?

You are, by far, the most extraordinary creature I have ever seen.

That is exactly why the world must never know you exist.

They would not understand. I didn't.

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

Now, can I please help you get back to the city?

Thank you...

But I promised to take Everest home, and he's not home yet.

You're going to take Everest all the way to Everest?

That is impossible.

Sir, with all due respect,

when Yi sets her mind on something, nothing is impossible.

-Yes. -(PENG SHIVERING)

It's cold.

But there is something I have to insist that I give you.

-Thank you! -Thank you!

See you later.

-Don't worry, I'll be waiting right here. -(ALL SHIVERING)

They just wanted our coats, Dave.

Guys...

It sure is a long way up there.

Everest?

(HUMMING)

(WIND WHOOSHING)

(UPLIFTING POP MUSIC PLAYS)

-Cool! -All right. Bring it!

(GASPS)

Wow.

Yeah!

Whoa. (GIGGLING)

Whoo!

(WIND WHOOSHING)

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

-Everest, it's your mountain. -(GRUNTS EXCITEDLY)

(WIND WHISTLING)

What do we do now?

(CHUCKLES) I don't know.

(HUMMING)

(DEEP VOICES HUMMING)

PENG AND JIN: Whoa.

(GASPS)

His parents.

Wow.

They'd be so good at basketball.

(MOANS SOFTLY)

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

We're finally home, Everest.

Home.

(MOANS SOFTLY)

I can't...

I can't believe the journey's over.

(GRUNTS)

(YI GASPS)

(CHUCKLING) You're right.

It's not over.

(MOANS)

Thank you, Everest.

(PURRS)

(SOBBING) I'll never forget you, Everest!

(EVEREST GRUNTS SOFTLY)

-(EVEREST MOANS) -(YI CHUCKLING)

(PANTS, GRUNTS)

(EVEREST PURRS)

(YETIS GRUNTING SOFTLY)

(WIND WHOOSHING)

(CHUCKLING)

-(HORNS HONKING) -(WHISTLE BLOWS)

BURNISH: Goodbye! JIN: Bye!

-Bye! Thank you! -Thank you!

Ma!

Yi? You're back.

-How was the trip? -(GRUNTS)

Aww.

(CHUCKLES)

Yi?

I missed you both so much.

It's good to have you back, granddaughter.

-(DOORBELL RINGS) -Why don't you get that?

It's probably the boys.

Who is ready for Nai Nai's pork buns?

Look what I found on your doorstep.

It's addressed to all of us.

Shh! (WHISPERS) Come over here.

(BURNISH READING)

-YI'S MOM: Hey, kids... -(BOTH GASP)

-...how was Beijing? -Peng.

Oh, it was, um, life-changing.

Wow. That's great.

NAI NAI: Everybody, dig in.

Mmm.

Wow. I totally see what you mean

-about these pork buns. -PENG: Uh-huh.

There is no one in the world who likes these pork buns more than me.

Well, maybe one.

Who? Who else like my buns?

(ALL LAUGHING)

No laughing. I'm serious.

(EVEREST HUMS)

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(WHOOPS)