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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:42,240 - So your parents have gone. - Yeah. 2 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:44,075 - Your girlfriend's gone. - Mm-hm. 3 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:46,077 You've been, for want of a better word, 4 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:48,012 abandoned this Christmas. 5 00:00:48,014 --> 00:00:49,414 Well, that's what I said to them. 6 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:52,617 We're not being unreasonable. We're going on holiday. 7 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:54,319 This house is gonna be your house. 8 00:00:54,321 --> 00:00:56,721 You can do whatever you want, invite friends over... 9 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,289 Take a picture of me and your mum. 10 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:00,825 - Holiday! - Whoo-hoo! 11 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:03,094 - It's hard, right? - Yeah. 12 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:05,330 - It's tough. - It's tough. It's... 13 00:01:05,332 --> 00:01:07,832 - How do you feel? - How do you think I feel? 14 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:09,801 - You tell me. - I'm telling you. 15 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:12,370 That's the point of this session, right? 16 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:15,874 My girlfriend of three years, gone, left me, 17 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:18,676 for a guy who is completely my opposite. 18 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:21,746 - This is my new boyfriend. - I was gonna talk to you. 19 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:25,984 You must have seen this coming. This is not working out anymore. 20 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:27,352 You're a mess, Noel. 21 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:30,588 She's... she's gone. 22 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,757 - Mm. - And I don't understand. 23 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,893 I don't understand why she's gone. 24 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,561 She was nice, I get it. 25 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:40,131 She was a very attractive, warm, funny... 26 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:42,100 Thank you for the reminder. 27 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,370 Well, you know, let's not forget. 28 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:46,671 I don't forget and that's the problem. 29 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:48,640 All I can do is just sit in my bedroom 30 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:52,877 and think about... her and what we had. 31 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:55,213 - You'll be fine, - ok, enjoy yourself. 32 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:57,448 - You'll be fine. - Sweetheart, bye-bye. 33 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:00,185 Alright, take care. 34 00:02:31,116 --> 00:02:32,217 Bloody hell, Noel. 35 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,219 I didn't want it to turn out like this. 36 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:37,388 There's plenty more fish in the sea. 37 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:39,357 The world's your oyster. 38 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:41,559 You're not the guy that I fell for. 39 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:45,063 We're not even into the same music. 40 00:03:07,586 --> 00:03:08,920 Fucking hell. 41 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:10,722 7, 7, 6. 42 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:13,424 Hello? 43 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:15,059 Hi. Hi. Oh, hello. 44 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:19,097 I was just wondering if Neil rodway still lived here. 45 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:20,431 - No, sorry. - He doesn't? 46 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:23,501 - No, he moved out. - Ok. 47 00:03:39,585 --> 00:03:41,753 - Hello? - Hi. You called? 48 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:45,089 - Who's this? - It's Steve. 49 00:03:45,357 --> 00:03:48,293 Oh. Uh, hey, man. 50 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:51,195 - It's Noel. - Yeah, yeah. 51 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:53,932 - How you doing? - Good. 52 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:56,167 Um, yeah, I was just... 53 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:58,102 Seeing if you wanted to go for a pint or something. 54 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,438 - Yeah, yeah, sounds good. - Alright, mate. 55 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:04,442 Get the old three amigos back together. 56 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:08,846 Yeah, definitely. Ok, bye. 57 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:17,322 - How are you? - What are you doing here? 58 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:18,556 It's the session time, isn't it? 59 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:19,791 I'm off to see my friend. 60 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,292 That may be so. Five minutes. 61 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:22,860 - Five minutes. - For god's sake. 62 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:25,463 Five minutes is all I ask of you. 63 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:26,664 - Shoes off. - And then... 64 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:29,100 - Shoes off. - Coming off, coming off. 65 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:32,503 - Wait. Simon. - What? 66 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:36,174 - Simon. Five minutes. - Ok. Uh... let's begin. 67 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:38,776 I need you to be as open as you possibly can 68 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:40,712 cos we're gonna try something new today. 69 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,880 - I've got a book here... - Oh, Simon... 70 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:47,051 And I've been looking and there's pretty interesting stuff 71 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:48,987 about opening up. 72 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,289 So, ok, bend over. 73 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:53,791 - Ok. - This feels ridiculous. 74 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,193 I know it feels ridiculous, 75 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:56,527 but that's the whole reason. 76 00:04:56,529 --> 00:04:57,562 - Huh. - Huh. 77 00:04:57,564 --> 00:04:59,731 Yeah? Huh. 78 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,299 - Huh. - Huh. 79 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,735 - Huh! - Huh! 80 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,004 Huh! 81 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,407 Huh! 82 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:11,042 - That was good. - Thank you. 83 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:13,611 - That was very good, very good. 84 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:16,614 - Phew. I feel good. - Good. 85 00:05:34,066 --> 00:05:38,369 Whoa, whoa. 86 00:05:39,705 --> 00:05:41,539 - Don't do that. - Oh. 87 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:43,674 I thought that's what we were doing. 88 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,109 No, we're not doing that. 89 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:46,244 Sorry, this is... 90 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:48,579 I checked to see if there was no one here. 91 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:49,881 There was no one here. 92 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:52,316 This isn't a joke. I'm not... This isn't for fun. 93 00:05:52,318 --> 00:05:54,018 - I'm doing... - I was actually just concerned. 94 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:57,321 Cos you're stood on the edge of a cliff screaming, so.. 95 00:05:57,323 --> 00:06:00,124 - Ok. - Wanna go again? 96 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:01,392 No, I don't wanna go again. 97 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,127 Look, this is a private thing I do. 98 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:04,195 It's part of my therapy. 99 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,665 I kind of just need my space to do this, thank you. 100 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:12,103 You know, last year my ex took me to Oslo, 101 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,872 but the most amazing part of it was we went to this gallery 102 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,842 and I saw edvard munch's the scream and I was just... 103 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:20,211 - Great. Sorry, I don't... - I was just blown away by it. 104 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,280 - Good. I don't... I need to... - Have you seen it? 105 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:26,884 - It's worth �119 million. - �119 million? Brilliant. 106 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:30,521 Can you please just leave? Cos I need to do this. 107 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:33,658 Good. It's not funny. It's therapy. 108 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,793 - It's a bit funny. - It's not funny. 109 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:40,465 Just so you know, I think everything's gonna be ok. 110 00:06:45,971 --> 00:06:47,572 Not on that bench. Sit down there. 111 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,707 This is where I'm meeting my friend. 112 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,709 Well, there's benches all down the place. 113 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:53,277 You don't own this area of the beach. 114 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,179 There's a million benches on this strip. 115 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,815 Can you not just meet her down there or there? 116 00:06:57,817 --> 00:07:00,785 - Or just not there? - She's never been here before. 117 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,753 She's from London. 118 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:05,957 Just get on with your therapies and I'll rate ya. 119 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,226 - I'll rate ya. - Jesus Christ. 120 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:14,098 - Out of ten. - Brrrrr. 121 00:07:17,402 --> 00:07:18,803 - I can feel you there. - Oh, my god. 122 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:20,538 That one was gonna be a really good one. 123 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,840 - That one was gonna be the one. - Lovely meeting you. 124 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:26,477 - You've been a real treat. - Oh, no, don't go. 125 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:28,146 Don't leave. 126 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,982 I'm sorry. 127 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:35,019 I thought you said it's a ten-minute walk. 128 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:37,455 I've just gone mad. I've just gone absolutely mad. 129 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,423 I've just walked for fucking half an hour 130 00:07:39,425 --> 00:07:40,658 to get a shitty bottle of wine 131 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,827 and you're talking to... Who is he? 132 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:43,928 I don't know, but I've just said 133 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,730 the most amount of weird stuff to him. 134 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:47,064 - It's almost like... - What? 135 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:53,037 It's like I haven't spoken in... In years and I meet someone... 136 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:54,872 - Yeah. - ...And I just ended up 137 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:56,641 talking to him about random stuff 138 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,309 and then he just asked me to leave. 139 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:01,145 - That's really rude. - He asked me to leave. 140 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:06,484 It's fine. It's fine. He's one guy... in wales. It's fine. 141 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,953 Banzai! 142 00:08:19,064 --> 00:08:21,432 - Noel, mate! - Alright, mate? 143 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:22,733 - Over here. - Hey. 144 00:08:22,735 --> 00:08:26,971 - Where have you been? - Sorry. Sorry I'm late. 145 00:08:27,272 --> 00:08:28,272 You're effin' late, 146 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:29,507 so I polished yours off. 147 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,876 - Your round next. - Oh, I'm sorry. 148 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:35,613 I... I was up on the cliff. I've got a thing I have to do... 149 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:36,981 What were you doing on the cliff? 150 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:40,651 It's a form of therapy. Primal screaming. 151 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:45,823 It's complicated. It's just a process I have to do. 152 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:47,525 - It helps me... - And you're screaming? 153 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:51,229 - You're just going, "oh!"? - No, no, no. It's a very... 154 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,931 - How... - It's a non-traditional, non... 155 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:55,299 - Non-traditional. - Yeah. 156 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,235 It's a form of therapy where you scream 157 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,604 and it releases some of your chemicals 158 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:00,871 from the frontal cortex... 159 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:03,074 Yeah, and that took you 45 minutes. 160 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,675 That's the point, it doesn't take that long, 161 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:08,246 but I was interrupted by a very obnoxious girl. 162 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:11,649 Oh. Yeah? 163 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,584 No. 164 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,655 I know what you mean by obnoxious, mate, 165 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:18,889 and I'm holding 'em. 166 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,958 Oh. Very good. 167 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,861 Was she? Was she fit? 168 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:28,065 She was... Can I get you a beer? 169 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:31,202 Wow. I can't believe I'm actually traveling. 170 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,838 Babe, you're in wales. It's hardly traveling. 171 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,539 - Wales is not in england. - That's true. 172 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:38,709 - You have to pay to get in. - Therefore I'm trav... 173 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:39,610 Really? 174 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,612 Ah. Cheers, then, mate. 175 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:42,813 Mm-hm. 176 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:44,849 - Sorry. - That was too much. 177 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,050 I really get into a cheers. 178 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:48,853 When I do a cheers, i do a cheers. 179 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:51,622 Here we go. One... 180 00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:55,860 That stings. 181 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,137 Shut up. 182 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,739 Where's the sand? It's all rocks. 183 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:11,175 Yeah. - Did you proper grow up here? 184 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:13,678 Proper grew up here. - It's amazing. 185 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,681 - It's fucking cold. - It's fucking cold. 186 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:17,648 It's fucking freezing. 187 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:20,151 How many girlfriends did you say you had again? 188 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,953 - Too many. Too many. - How many's too many? 189 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,556 I've got so many notches on my bedpost, 190 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:28,592 my bed's become unstable. 191 00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:32,730 - That's a precarious bed, man. - Yeah. 192 00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:45,142 Oh, my god. 193 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,978 Oh, fucking hell. 194 00:10:50,682 --> 00:10:52,416 Steve? 195 00:10:53,151 --> 00:10:54,552 Steve, mate? 196 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,653 Oh, f... 197 00:11:00,525 --> 00:11:03,627 - There's loads of that. - Clear that up. 198 00:11:03,862 --> 00:11:07,565 I don't feel very well. I don't feel very well. 199 00:11:09,801 --> 00:11:12,470 I feel... 200 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:15,806 Oh, my... oh, my god. 201 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:17,508 Steve? 202 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,778 Steve! It's the girls... 203 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,313 I was telling you about last night. 204 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:25,649 The girls are outside. They're walking down the road. 205 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,651 Oh, my go... We've gotta talk to 'em. 206 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:30,621 - Stop fucking pushing me. - Hey, girls! 207 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:33,057 - Shut the fuck up. - Girls! 208 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:34,558 Shh. - Hey, girls! 209 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:37,828 I'm gonna punch you in the dick. 210 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:40,765 - Hi. - Hi. 211 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:41,632 Hello. 212 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,034 Hey. - Dick. 213 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,803 - Primal scream guy. - Hi. 214 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:48,739 - Hello. - Girl on the cliff girl. 215 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:49,840 - This is weird. - Yeah. 216 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:52,743 - Do you live here? - Yeah, that's my house. 217 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:53,911 I'm literally round the corner. 218 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,813 - No way. - Yeah. It's really weird. 219 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:58,182 Mandi. Nice to officially meet you. 220 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:01,185 - Oh. Noel. - Saw you yesterday. 221 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:04,021 - Noel. Noel. - Cherie. 222 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,089 - Hi. - Noel. 223 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,791 Hi, Noel. 224 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:07,825 Hi. You alright? 225 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,194 - Where's Noel? - Who are you? 226 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,929 He's nipped out for a second. 227 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,331 - It's Steve. - Hi, Steve. 228 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,967 - Steve? - I've got a mustache now. 229 00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:18,269 You've grown, haven't you? 230 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,904 Oh, Steve! - Hang on a second. 231 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,839 We took him to football. - Yes. 232 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,941 - Yeah. - God, it's been years. 233 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,343 - What's going on? - Yeah, what's happening? 234 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:28,012 - Nothing. Nothing. - Where's Noel? 235 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,914 - I'm just getting... - What's that? 236 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,116 What's that? - No, no. How are you both? 237 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,584 I haven't seen you in a long time. 238 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,153 Yeah, that was weird yesterday, wasn't it? But... 239 00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:37,721 - Yeah. - Sorry about that. 240 00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:40,291 - It was all a bit... - No, I... I'm sorry. 241 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,159 I... that was strange. 242 00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,561 - It was strange. - Yeah. 243 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:44,862 It was just different, wasn't it? 244 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,564 And then I think i just was like... 245 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,033 Cos I was probably worried about you, but... 246 00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:51,502 - It's fine. - I don't really know you, so... 247 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,737 - Ah. - Got amazing eyes. 248 00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:55,573 - Oh. - They're very, very pretty. 249 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:56,974 You've got very pretty eyes. 250 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:57,875 I can see through them. 251 00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,376 I'd probably shave the beard. 252 00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:00,544 We had a bit of a party. 253 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,813 Got the old three amigos back together. 254 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,783 - Ok. - So you and Noel and who? 255 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:09,119 Just the three amigos, just me and Noel. 256 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,020 No third one? 257 00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:11,655 You don't need three when it's us two. 258 00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:14,058 That's what we always used to say. 259 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,093 So we're just gonna get some breakfast. 260 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,462 - Do you fancy breakfast? - Oh, no, thank you. 261 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,198 - We've got breakfast in here. - You've got breakfast? 262 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,934 What kind of breakfast have you got in the house? 263 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,169 Welsh breakfast, by any chance? 264 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:28,873 - We're just having toast. - Welsh toast, by any chance? 265 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,141 I don't know. I don't know what that is. 266 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,978 - What's the difference? - Do you have coffee? 267 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:37,748 - Uh, I think we do. - Shall we get some coffee? 268 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,050 - I mean, is it ok? - I think we should have coffee. 269 00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:41,719 - Ok. - We don't... you don't have to. 270 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,854 - No, it's fine. - Oh, you do. You do have to. 271 00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:45,089 - Come on. Let's go. - Ok. 272 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,824 Is the house alright? 273 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,159 Yeah, yeah. Look at that. You've got the tree up. 274 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,295 - Can you see the tree? - Right, good. 275 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:52,062 He's been... 276 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,431 Why wasn't he replying to my texts? 277 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,599 I sent him loads of texts. 278 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:58,636 He hasn't been himself recently, Steve. 279 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,871 - Oh. - He's... he's not... 280 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,640 We've been so worried about him. 281 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,142 He just needs to get out a bit. 282 00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,911 Here he comes. There he is. 283 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:09,179 - It's Noel! - Hi. 284 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,314 - This is Steve. - Hello, girls. 285 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:13,217 - Shut up. - Come into the kitchen. 286 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:14,418 - Come into the kitchen. - Ok. 287 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,853 - Ok, bye. - My name is Steve. 288 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,954 Nice to meet you. 289 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:17,888 Nice to meet you, Steve. 290 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,223 Who wants some bread? 291 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:20,925 - Me. - Toasted. 292 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,993 Coffee. I need coffee in me right now. 293 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,264 - What was his name again? - Hi. 294 00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,800 Hello! - I'm just getting 'em drinks. 295 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,602 - We're just having some coffee. - Oh, good. 296 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,638 - You hold the fort while I... - Yeah, you stink. 297 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,440 Got any clothes? 298 00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:39,209 - Um... - This is nice. 299 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,844 - What's his name again? - Steve. 300 00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:43,847 - Steve. Steve, Steve, Steve. - Oh, here he is. 301 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:47,952 What? Have you just turned your clothes inside out? 302 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,854 - I couldn't find any clothes. - Mate, oh... 303 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:52,590 - Can you give me a hand a sec? - Yeah. 304 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,159 - Isn't that worse? - It look... I think... 305 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:57,528 Isn't the sick on your skin now? 306 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,996 Steve. 307 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,231 This is absolutely brilliant, mate, absolutely brilliant. 308 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:05,002 Shh. Just calm down. Honestly, that really stinks. 309 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:07,471 Mate, just calm down. You're gonna freak 'em out. 310 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:12,676 Mate, go and change. I've got some... third drawer down. 311 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:13,777 I'll be back in a little bit. 312 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,112 I'm just gonna go and slip 313 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:17,214 into something less reversed. 314 00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,716 - Ok. - Something a bit more... 315 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,951 - The right way round. - Different clothes. 316 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,886 - Ok. - Come on. 317 00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:25,422 - So, Noel, you alright? - Yeah. 318 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,890 Have you ever traveled? 319 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:29,226 Are you a traveler? Do you like traveling? 320 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,562 Not much, no. - You don't like traveling? 321 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,697 - I've been... - I love traveling. 322 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:37,101 I just love it. It's just like... what's going on? 323 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,736 He's just doing some yoga. 324 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,604 - We do yoga. - Oh, yeah? 325 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,674 Yeah. - My bloody bs are in a twist. 326 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,376 What's going on? What are you doing? 327 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,111 - Hello. - How you doing down there? 328 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,179 Just chilling out. - Hold on. 329 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:50,314 He's got a bit of a bad injury. 330 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:53,917 - I just have to help him up. - I can so help you up. 331 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:57,287 - That feels fantastic now! - Oh, good, yes. 332 00:15:57,289 --> 00:16:00,090 Honestly, if you just take a seat, we'll bring it right over. 333 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,559 - Alright. - Butter? 334 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:06,030 - Have you put sugar in? - So what's happening? 335 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:08,799 - Which one do you want? - I'm not doing that. 336 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,235 - I don't mind, mate. - I know you wouldn't mind. 337 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:12,436 I know you wouldn't mind. 338 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:16,407 Let's just say this gentleman prefers blondes. 339 00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:19,276 Oh, the toast has popped. Toast? 340 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,345 - Yeah, let's have some toast. - You stay sat down. 341 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:24,248 - You stay sat down. - No, no, we'll come up here. 342 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,716 We'll help. Cheers. Cheers. 343 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,987 - Happy Christmas. - Happy Christmas indeed. 344 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,790 What brings you back to porthcawl? 345 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,859 - Are you a dancer? - No, no, no, traveler. 346 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:36,960 Oh, really? What, like a...? 347 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:41,131 This is the furthest I've ever been on my travels so far. 348 00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:45,035 - It looks good on me? - It looks really good on you. 349 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,670 Let me tell you something about this guy. 350 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,173 When we were bezzie mates back in school, 351 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,376 best wing backs in the b team leagues. 352 00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:53,877 No. - It's true. 353 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,679 - Left wing? - Left wing. 354 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,314 - Left wing. - What? 355 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,182 - Yeah. - No. 356 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,817 I played football. I loved it. 357 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,552 I watched the karate kid and... 358 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,887 - I love the karate kid. - Do you love the karate kid? 359 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:06,356 - It's my favorite film. - No! It's my favorite film. 360 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,592 I've watched it, like, over 100 times. 361 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,829 I've seen the trailer to it. 362 00:17:13,398 --> 00:17:16,300 Uh, just see if I can get a bit more coffee. 363 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,769 Didn't you always wanna meet your mr miyagi? 364 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,371 - Yeah. - I know. 365 00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:37,488 - Very good. - That's so good. 366 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,223 - That is so brilliant. - So talented. 367 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,932 - I love Ron Howard. - I do. 368 00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:50,033 - Yeah. - Me too. 369 00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:52,469 We could do that. 370 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:14,825 - Oh! - That's it, really. 371 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,761 - It kind of stops there. - Don't let kids listen to that. 372 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:22,332 They wouldn't. I'm not basing it on experience or anything. 373 00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,434 - They're so cool. - Two, two, two. 374 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:27,738 Ooh, ooh. This is exciting. 375 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:33,343 I know this song. I know this song. 376 00:18:44,722 --> 00:18:47,324 It doesn't have to be a film, by the way. 377 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:50,227 Here we go. Ready? 378 00:18:50,361 --> 00:18:51,461 Film. 379 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,097 - Two words. - Two's a crowd. 380 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,466 First word. 381 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,835 The grinch. - Ill. 382 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,736 Alien. Weird. - Crazy. 383 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,071 Weird! Weird, weird. 384 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,173 Weird science! Yes! 385 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,175 We should be on a team. 386 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,618 It's Christmas! 387 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,889 - Do one from the '80s. - '80s movie. 388 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,225 - '80s movie? - Movie from the '80s. 389 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,160 Ok, shush. Right. 390 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,862 - She's so bossy. - Film. I know. 391 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,397 - Film. - And no talking. 392 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:28,866 Fi... we've got the... film. 393 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:32,002 It's so hard for her. It's so hard for her not to talk. 394 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,738 - Two words, babe. - Two words. 395 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,140 First word. 396 00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:39,276 - Pretty. - Girl. Face. 397 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,445 - Pretty? - Oh! 398 00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:44,014 - Pretty woman. - Yes! Yes! 399 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:48,185 - That's it! That's it! - 1990. Not from the '80s. 400 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,920 Was it 1990? 401 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,955 Welcome to Hollywood. What's your dream? 402 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:03,834 No, it isn't. 403 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:20,517 - Oh! No one likes beans. - And he hates beans as well. 404 00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:32,329 Oh, my god. 405 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:38,969 I don't quite... 406 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,939 I think we're going to go and have some sex. 407 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,908 Ok. I kind of assumed that was... 408 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,311 And I expect you to do the same. 409 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,813 Ok. 410 00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:53,116 Come on. Come on, come on, come on. 411 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:56,453 - Oh, my god. - Oh, my god. That was mad. 412 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,456 That we were like rapping and then we looked at them 413 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,424 and they were like... 414 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,959 - He's really... - She's on it. 415 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,227 She is confident with that. 416 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:09,599 - Is she always like that? - Yeah, that's why I love her. 417 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,001 - Oh, my god. - She's mad. You just... 418 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,704 Everyone wants a bit of Mandi in their lives. 419 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,205 Well, he does. 420 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:18,342 - In here? - In here. 421 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,848 - Oh, my god! - What the f? Jesus! 422 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:26,283 - Get out! - Who are you? 423 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,852 - Get out of here! - What you doing? Who are you? 424 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,420 - What are you doing here?! - I'm sorry... 425 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:32,990 - What are you doing here?! - I am Simon! 426 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,057 Who's Simon? 427 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:36,860 There isn't anyone called Simon in this house! 428 00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,095 - I'm Simon. - Simon. 429 00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:40,931 - What you doing here, mate? - I've got nowhere to sleep. 430 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,666 It's Simon. It's fine. I know him. 431 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,634 I've been sleeping in the car for two days. 432 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,304 What do you mean, you've been sleeping in the car? 433 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,206 I just... I didn't know where else to go. 434 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:52,242 All I could think of was coming here, Noel. I'm sorry. 435 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:53,410 You're like a brother to me, ok? 436 00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:56,346 Don't touch him. Honestly, you don't where he's been. 437 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,347 No, it's good. It's nice. 438 00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:59,416 I've been sleeping in a car for two nights. 439 00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:00,650 - A car? - I had no option, Noel. 440 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:03,186 It's the first thing i could think. Thank you. 441 00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:05,956 - How did you get in? - The key under the mat. 442 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,724 - That's not your key. - I know it's not. 443 00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:10,427 Honestly, my parents will go mental if... 444 00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:11,862 I don't wanna abuse our friendship, 445 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,031 but I had to sleep somewhere, ok? 446 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,999 - I got kicked out two days ago. - Why? 447 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,968 I was just shoved out of the house. 448 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:20,303 My... my... My... my snooker table, 449 00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:23,473 my... my... everything, my flatscreen, it's all on the... 450 00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:25,008 You've been evicted from your flat? 451 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,010 I'm not very good at paying the bills. 452 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,645 But you're rich. You're a therapist. 453 00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:31,882 It's not about the money. It's the actual not paying the bills. 454 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,250 Simon, why didn't you tell me? 455 00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:35,252 Because I didn't think it was gonna happen 456 00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:36,787 and I just... I didn't wanna burden you. 457 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,622 You've got enough on your plate. I know this. 458 00:22:38,624 --> 00:22:40,557 But I've thought about this long and hard. 459 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:42,192 I just think this is a good period of time 460 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:46,430 in which you and I, you know, i can stay here for a few days 461 00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:47,464 and we can go through... 462 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:50,967 We can make leaps and bounds in your therapy. 463 00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:54,738 - I just need somewhere to stay. - Where are your clothes? 464 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:58,208 They're... they're in the car. I broke in in my pants. 465 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:02,879 Simon... You can stay here 466 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:06,950 for as long as you need to get your shit together, 467 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,151 or until my parents come back. 468 00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:12,089 But you are not staying for any longer than that. 469 00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:15,592 - Ok. - Good luck. 470 00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:16,927 Alright, mate. We'll... 471 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,361 - We'll... - Thanks a lot. 472 00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:19,830 It's fine, and, listen, mate, 473 00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:22,499 I just wanna say I'm really sorry about your situation. 474 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:23,800 No, you know, I just appreciate, 475 00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:26,169 you know, what you're doing, so... 476 00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:27,771 Have a good time. 477 00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:32,209 - Have a good time. - Ok. 478 00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:37,547 It was a present, so... 479 00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:39,449 You've got an amazing collection. 480 00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:40,951 Yeah. I just like music. 481 00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:42,085 Oh, this is great. 482 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:46,456 This, Elliott Smith, this guy is the reason I got into music. 483 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,425 - No way. - Do you know him? 484 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,660 You don't know Elliott Smith? Oh, my god. 485 00:23:50,662 --> 00:23:55,832 He's, like, one of the seminal artists of the late century. 486 00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:58,635 - What's that? - Oh, it's just... 487 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,704 - Oh. - It was a gift from... 488 00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:02,572 - Sorry. - That's ok. 489 00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:05,976 Yeah, she got it for me. 490 00:24:07,945 --> 00:24:09,846 What happened? 491 00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:12,983 - Um... - When did you guys break up? 492 00:24:13,451 --> 00:24:16,386 - About a week ago. - A week ago? 493 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:17,621 - Yeah. - That's new. 494 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:20,790 It is, but I think it was going on for longer than that. 495 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:23,727 I think really we broke up about a year ago. 496 00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:25,996 Really? The same as me. 497 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:27,531 - Really? - Yeah. 498 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,199 Stayed in the relationship for too long 499 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:31,801 and then the icing on the cake was 500 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,004 he just became a complete idiot. 501 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:36,139 He got this big, like, acting job 502 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:39,976 and... and just loved all the attention. 503 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,745 And it was just weird, it was like... 504 00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:44,881 He was kind of normal and then, yeah, got this job 505 00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:49,286 and just loved the attention and loved everything about it 506 00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:52,022 and just kind of left me behind. 507 00:24:52,790 --> 00:24:54,591 It's mad seeing someone change so much 508 00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:56,860 right in front of your eyes, it's just... 509 00:24:56,862 --> 00:25:01,198 Every day I felt like I was just behind this glass window 510 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,768 going like, "hey! Mcfly!" 511 00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:06,102 "Anyone home!" 512 00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:10,006 Yeah. Oh! No one was home. 513 00:25:10,174 --> 00:25:12,909 Yeah, he wasn't at home. 514 00:25:14,011 --> 00:25:17,914 Well, how long are you around for? 515 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,716 Christmas. 516 00:25:19,718 --> 00:25:21,418 Look at your eyes. You're so tired. 517 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,420 I'm sorry. I've been keeping you. 518 00:25:23,422 --> 00:25:26,957 No, I'm loving it. I'm not... I'm not tired. 519 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:30,493 - You're very tired. - We can chat in bed. 520 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:33,563 Sorry. 521 00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:34,531 Oh, yeah, socks off. 522 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,433 - You don't want sweaty feet. - No. 523 00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:39,469 Socks off. Always socks off. 524 00:25:55,586 --> 00:25:58,154 Are you still awake? 525 00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:00,523 No. 526 00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:14,404 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 527 00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:16,473 I misread it. I'm sorry. 528 00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:18,308 No, no. 529 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:22,879 - I'm sorry. - It's ok. 530 00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:24,481 - Sorry. - I'm sorry. 531 00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:26,650 - I shouldn't have done that. - No, no. It's ok. 532 00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:31,588 I just... I just don't wanna be anyone's rebound. 533 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,657 - Me neither. - Ok. 534 00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:35,825 Ok. 535 00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:41,965 - Oh... - I've got an idea. 536 00:26:45,336 --> 00:26:50,507 I could organize you loads of dates... 537 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:53,410 - Oh... - And they can go really badly. 538 00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:54,811 Ok. 539 00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:57,814 And then you can come back to me. 540 00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:04,220 And I wouldn't be a rebound. 541 00:27:07,825 --> 00:27:09,659 Deal. 542 00:27:11,395 --> 00:27:14,531 - Banzai. - Banzai. 543 00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:17,400 Ok. 544 00:27:18,302 --> 00:27:21,237 So, I'm just gonna throw a few things at you. 545 00:27:21,239 --> 00:27:22,472 Metaphorically, of course. 546 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,341 And we'll see what we come up with. 547 00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:26,443 Have you been dreaming of late? 548 00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:27,644 - Yeah. - You have? 549 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,212 - Yeah. - Talk me through one. 550 00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:30,914 - A typical dream. - Um... 551 00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:35,318 I have this one recurring dream where I'm underground 552 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:40,657 and I'm a maggot and I'm sucking on a dead cat's face. 553 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:45,095 Ok, dead cat, sexual repression, that makes sense. 554 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:47,230 I don't dream that often, which is unusual, 555 00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:52,135 because there's a lot going on in my life at the moment. 556 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:54,604 Um, I had this awful, awful dream 557 00:27:54,606 --> 00:28:00,176 that I was a man, sort of just an average man... 558 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,412 That's not the awful bit, obviously. 559 00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:03,480 So I'm on this ship 560 00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:06,282 and there are sort of a menagerie of animals 561 00:28:06,284 --> 00:28:08,518 staring at me, most of them cheetahs, 562 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,554 and out of the mist comes this figure 563 00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:13,757 and it's Terence Trent d'arby. 564 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:16,259 And he sings at me and he's got... 565 00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:18,428 I mean, i used to be a fan of his, 566 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:20,997 but he has got a dreadful voice now, 567 00:28:20,999 --> 00:28:23,199 and something comes out, it sounds like, 568 00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:30,840 well, this is what I'm trying to work out. You tell me. 569 00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:33,276 I thought you were the therapist. 570 00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:36,379 Yeah. Alright, let's move on. 571 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,182 There's no point in beating around the bush. 572 00:28:39,184 --> 00:28:44,788 Do you at any point during your time alone... 573 00:28:45,823 --> 00:28:46,689 Masturbate? 574 00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:48,525 - What? - Masturbate. 575 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:50,293 - No. - Masturbate. No? No? 576 00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:53,196 - Not at... never? - I don't... I don't... 577 00:28:53,198 --> 00:28:54,664 Well, look, if it's not something... 578 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:56,332 If you don't look at pornography... 579 00:28:56,334 --> 00:28:58,301 I don't look at pornography. I find it disgusting. 580 00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:03,239 There's nothing disgusting about two pelvises smashing together 581 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:07,010 in a chorus of sexual ecstasy. 582 00:29:11,282 --> 00:29:11,981 Come. 583 00:29:11,983 --> 00:29:13,883 - All set? - Think so. 584 00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:16,119 - Yeah, amazing. - Thank you. 585 00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:18,521 - Smoking. - Ok, then. 586 00:29:18,523 --> 00:29:19,589 - Done. - Good. 587 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,724 - Have fun. - Thank you. 588 00:29:21,726 --> 00:29:24,227 - Thanks for sorting me out. - Alright. 589 00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:26,396 - Bye. - See you later. 590 00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:28,498 - Bye. - Bye. 591 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:31,401 Did you like my choice of date? 592 00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:32,335 Huh? 593 00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:34,904 What did you say your name was? 594 00:29:34,906 --> 00:29:35,939 It's lovely out. 595 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:39,042 Have I told you that I'm a natural blonde? 596 00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:40,643 I said it's lovely out. 597 00:29:40,645 --> 00:29:42,445 - You what? - Here... 598 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:45,148 What did you say your name was again? 599 00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:46,049 What? 600 00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:48,318 Have I told you I'm a natural blonde? 601 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,821 Yeah, you said that three times. 602 00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:53,022 What did you say your name was? 603 00:29:53,024 --> 00:29:54,924 - Noel. - Oh. Mine's Michelle. 604 00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:55,925 I remember. 605 00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:57,026 Did you like my choice of date? 606 00:29:57,028 --> 00:29:58,628 - Yeah, it's lovely. - It's good, isn't it? 607 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,264 I really know what men like, you know, activity and sweating 608 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:04,567 and really enjoying outdoorsy, cos I go on lots of dates. 609 00:30:04,569 --> 00:30:05,735 I'm not a slut or anything. 610 00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:07,270 I wasn't gonna say you were a slut. 611 00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:09,272 I'm quite popular with the men, quite alluring. 612 00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:11,441 When I'm in a nightclub, it's absolutely awful 613 00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:13,243 because they just don't leave me alone. 614 00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:14,410 I think it's because I can do 615 00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:16,179 this twerking thing that Miley Cyrus does, 616 00:30:16,181 --> 00:30:19,115 when she goes like this and she bends right down. 617 00:30:19,117 --> 00:30:20,016 I can see that. 618 00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:21,050 Have you ever noticed 619 00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:22,218 how flexible if you just... 620 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:24,354 - I'd be watching mtv... - Very like Miley Cyrus. 621 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:27,323 - I can get my hands right down. - You're very flexible. Ok, bye! 622 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:33,630 Have you ever known anyone quite as flexible as me before? 623 00:30:34,532 --> 00:30:38,701 Do it one wrap... One wrap round. 624 00:30:38,703 --> 00:30:40,703 - I love it. I love it. - It's gone in my eyes. 625 00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:42,472 - It's gone in my eyes. - I love it. 626 00:30:45,142 --> 00:30:47,443 How do you feel about this shirt? 627 00:30:47,445 --> 00:30:48,678 Brilliant. 628 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,746 Wait till you see this woman. 629 00:30:49,748 --> 00:30:52,181 - She's incredible. - Oh, good. 630 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:55,184 She completely changed my life. 631 00:30:58,390 --> 00:30:59,289 Hi, there. Hi. 632 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:02,959 Welcome, everybody, to living with a vagina. 633 00:31:02,961 --> 00:31:06,429 Alright, have we got any vaginas in the audience? 634 00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:10,867 Yep. I wanna hear v, v, v, v! 635 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:14,904 - And your hands! - V! V! V! V! 636 00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:17,140 You don't have one, so you don't do it, ok? 637 00:31:17,142 --> 00:31:21,978 What do you have? You don't have a v. What do you have instead? 638 00:31:22,279 --> 00:31:23,413 - Penis. - Penis. 639 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:26,716 Penis. You. You, man with a p, up you come. 640 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:30,453 There we go, ok? Are you on a date with this gentleman? 641 00:31:30,455 --> 00:31:31,421 - Yes. - Ok. 642 00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:34,123 So you haven't yet had intercourse? 643 00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:35,458 No. Yet to. 644 00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:38,394 Do you feel like you want to put his penis into you? 645 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:39,729 I have had a slight urge. 646 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,031 - There was a moment. - It's kind of personal. What? 647 00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:43,600 - Pardon? - Really? 648 00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:45,068 Am I not allowed to speak about this? 649 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,704 It's funny that this person 650 00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:49,038 is speaking over you. 651 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,707 I wonder why that is. 652 00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:51,674 - Penis. Penis. - Yeah. 653 00:31:51,676 --> 00:31:54,177 Because he has a penis. Exactly. 654 00:31:54,179 --> 00:31:57,547 Therefore he feels that it's ok, it's acceptable, 655 00:31:57,549 --> 00:31:59,816 to talk over you because you're a woman, ok? 656 00:31:59,818 --> 00:32:02,518 He thinks you're that small. How about you feel small? 657 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,988 - How about you go down there? - Yeah. 658 00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:05,822 - Sit. - Down. 659 00:32:05,824 --> 00:32:07,991 What? I'm not a dog. 660 00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:10,593 Ok. Ow. 661 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:13,062 Who else would like to be part of this program? 662 00:32:13,064 --> 00:32:15,231 You with the hat, up you come. 663 00:32:15,233 --> 00:32:17,900 Yeah, up you come. - Oh, god. 664 00:32:17,902 --> 00:32:20,536 - Oh, my god. - Come here. 665 00:32:20,538 --> 00:32:22,572 Ok? You are not special. 666 00:32:22,574 --> 00:32:24,273 - I want you to roll away. - What? 667 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:26,042 - Roll away. - I'm not... 668 00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:26,843 Roll. Roll away. 669 00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:28,611 Seven quid for this? 670 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:29,445 There we go. Ok. 671 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:31,948 That's how it feels. You on the end. 672 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,316 - Lovely. - Oh, my... 673 00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:34,317 Does that feel better? 674 00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:37,286 Well, looks like you don't need me. 675 00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:40,156 You're obviously not taking this very seriously, so... 676 00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:42,325 - Yeah, I'm gonna leave. - Why are you leaving? 677 00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:43,726 - Because... - Say it and walk away. 678 00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:45,561 Say it and walk away. Three, two, one. 679 00:32:45,563 --> 00:32:47,597 Cos I fear you might have a small penis. 680 00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:52,068 What? How did she make that assessment? 681 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:53,436 - What's that? - Cologne. 682 00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:55,972 - Mm. Cologne. - Perfume. 683 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,507 - A bit of both? - A bit of both. 684 00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,075 Ok. Right... 685 00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:01,144 On your marks, set... 686 00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:03,446 Oh, my god. 687 00:33:03,814 --> 00:33:05,415 - I don't like it. - It's horrible. 688 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:08,985 I don't like that. It smells like bubblegum. 689 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,854 So, uh, you like, um, weddings? 690 00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:14,991 Have you been to a wedding? I don't know why I asked that. 691 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,160 That's like a really leading question for a date. 692 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:19,696 - Have you done many of these? - No. 693 00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:21,097 - First one? - No, it's my first one. 694 00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:24,267 But I just thought, my friend, it's actually a self-help book, 695 00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:26,703 but a friend said that you should 696 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:29,439 stop putting it off till later and just do things now. 697 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:30,873 Everything's an experience. 698 00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:32,475 Bad things and good things have to exist. 699 00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:34,510 Do you understand? It's about extremes. 700 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:38,147 So even if some things go badly, what you end with after that 701 00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:40,383 is something that feels less bad 702 00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:42,251 because you've experienced the badness. 703 00:33:42,253 --> 00:33:44,220 - Do you understand? - You're coming from a...? 704 00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:47,090 Divorce. It's not finalized. I'm technically married. 705 00:33:47,092 --> 00:33:48,624 I don't know if that bothers you. 706 00:33:48,626 --> 00:33:52,228 No, it's fine. If you don't wanna talk about it, it's fine. 707 00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:53,596 - No, I don't, no. - Ok. 708 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:56,666 He cheated on me, so I've got a real thing about monogamy, 709 00:33:56,668 --> 00:33:57,700 if this does go further. 710 00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:00,603 I don't know if actually I want another relationship in my life. 711 00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:03,139 - It's fine. - You're a really good listener. 712 00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:04,907 This is really helping, to talk to someone 713 00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:07,210 who actually understands what I've been through. 714 00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:10,513 Don't laugh at me. I'm a heart surgeon. 715 00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:12,482 - Yeah, I operate on people. - Really? 716 00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:15,918 I know. People say, "you don't seem like a heart surgeon." 717 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,553 "You're so relaxed and fun." 718 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:18,755 Obviously I'm not that at work. 719 00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:21,157 I have been under some pressure, so things have been harder, 720 00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:24,260 but I have been... I mean, I'm not like this at work. 721 00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:29,065 I don't... I do the operations and nothing else really. 722 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:30,900 We are having such a connection. 723 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,835 I'm not supposed to talk about how the date's going 724 00:34:32,837 --> 00:34:35,872 while I'm on the date, am I, but I'm having such a nice time. 725 00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:39,342 Yeah, me too. It's really nice. 726 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,944 - No. Yeah. - Oh! 727 00:34:41,946 --> 00:34:47,683 Shall we... I just feel like maybe we should go... 728 00:34:47,685 --> 00:34:48,885 - Really? - Yeah. 729 00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:51,020 I think I need to say to you straightaway that maybe, 730 00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:53,055 I mean, what do you mean, a hotel? 731 00:34:53,057 --> 00:34:55,491 - The house. - We just go to the house. 732 00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:56,659 And do whatever we want there. 733 00:34:56,661 --> 00:35:00,596 I've not done this before. Do we set rules or no? 734 00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:04,734 Well, I mean, we'll just have a cup of tea and see... 735 00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:06,736 - Mm, ok, I hear you. - Yeah? 736 00:35:06,738 --> 00:35:09,806 - Mm, mm. - I hear that. 737 00:35:10,374 --> 00:35:13,342 - Hm? - Have a tea. 738 00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:15,211 - You're such a good listener. - Thank you. 739 00:35:15,213 --> 00:35:16,946 I really feel like I can just be myself with you. 740 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,015 - Well, that's... - Ok, shh. Act normal. 741 00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:20,883 Ok. Going back to the house. 742 00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:23,085 Going back to the house. 743 00:35:34,398 --> 00:35:35,598 - Hi. - Alright? 744 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,735 - What's going on? - Dinner is served! 745 00:35:41,471 --> 00:35:43,339 Oh, wow. 746 00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:45,508 - You look amazing. - You... yeah. 747 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:48,678 - You look really christmassy. - Very christmassy. 748 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,379 I thought you lived on your own. 749 00:35:50,381 --> 00:35:51,681 - Hey. - Hello. 750 00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:53,449 - Oh, hi. - How are you? 751 00:35:53,451 --> 00:35:56,085 Oh, I'm excellent, thank you. 752 00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:57,687 - Steve. - Oh, hello, Steve. 753 00:35:57,689 --> 00:36:00,923 - I'm kind of scared. - You don't need to be scared. 754 00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:03,726 Just... breathe out. 755 00:36:03,728 --> 00:36:05,027 It's gonna be amazing, ok? 756 00:36:05,029 --> 00:36:07,263 Do you want us to stay and if you kind of think, 757 00:36:07,265 --> 00:36:08,865 "oh, god, i don't wanna be here", then... 758 00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:10,833 - I think I'm gonna be ok. - You are? 759 00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:12,168 - I think so. - Ok. Ok. 760 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,203 You don't think it's too much for a first date? 761 00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:17,340 No, honestly. You've got an amazing bum. 762 00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:19,709 Whispering about myself as usual. 763 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:23,646 Hello. This is the guy. Are your ears burning? 764 00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:26,249 Cos I was just saying about how great you are. 765 00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:29,652 - Shall we let you both...? - Yeah, you should probably... 766 00:36:29,654 --> 00:36:30,953 - Shall we go? - See you later. 767 00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:32,622 - Steve. - Are we gonna get a pint later? 768 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,789 We're not getting a pint. 769 00:36:33,791 --> 00:36:36,092 We might get a pint. See what happens. 770 00:36:36,094 --> 00:36:37,994 I'll see you in a bit. Alright, mate. 771 00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:39,262 - Bye. - See you later. 772 00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:41,130 Your friends are really lovely. 773 00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:42,064 Oh, they're great. 774 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:45,301 - So you've made a tea. - I did. It's nearly all... 775 00:36:45,303 --> 00:36:49,805 Shall we... shall we do it? 776 00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:51,741 - Do what? Oh... - Ok. 777 00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:55,711 I mean, ok, I think the quicker we get down to it, 778 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:56,846 the less embarrassing it is. 779 00:36:56,848 --> 00:36:58,080 Ok, number one, first rule, 780 00:36:58,082 --> 00:37:00,716 first rule of this, don't look at me. 781 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:02,151 - Ok. - No, you can look at me now. 782 00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:04,153 Look at me in the eyes, but don't look at my body. 783 00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:07,757 When I come on to you, i want your hands up here, 784 00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:09,292 like around this area. 785 00:37:09,294 --> 00:37:11,360 Don't go round the back, don't go at the front. 786 00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:13,529 - I'm very sensitive. - Ok. 787 00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:15,331 Ooh. 788 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:17,500 Ah. Hello. 789 00:37:17,668 --> 00:37:19,835 Noelly! - Oh! 790 00:37:19,837 --> 00:37:23,172 - Hey. - Hey. Oh, my god. I'm so sorry. 791 00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:25,574 Simon. Laura. Laura, Simon. 792 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,276 How many times is this going to happen? 793 00:37:27,278 --> 00:37:29,111 - Christmas has come early. - Sorry. 794 00:37:29,113 --> 00:37:30,980 You should tell people that you're on a date. 795 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:33,349 Did I walk in in the middle of you doing...? 796 00:37:33,351 --> 00:37:34,583 No, no, we were just... 797 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:37,086 A couple of seconds later and it would have been... 798 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,422 - Inside? - No. We were just chatting? 799 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:40,856 How many people do you live with? 800 00:37:43,227 --> 00:37:44,694 - This is... - I am... 801 00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:46,062 - I am... - My therapist. 802 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:48,898 - You're in therapy? - It's not really therapy. 803 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,334 - We discuss everything, so... - Where are you based? 804 00:37:51,336 --> 00:37:53,669 - Where did you study? - I'm here, actually. 805 00:37:53,671 --> 00:37:55,204 - I'm living here at the moment. - Ok. 806 00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:57,173 Just on a temporary sort of basis. 807 00:37:57,175 --> 00:38:01,043 It's interesting. I only met Noel tonight for the first time. 808 00:38:01,045 --> 00:38:03,212 - We've got a real connection. - I'm sorry. 809 00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:06,115 I sort of feel like I've really walked in on... 810 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:09,185 You're not the first. It's been like clapham junction station. 811 00:38:09,187 --> 00:38:13,389 Everyone coming and going. 812 00:38:13,790 --> 00:38:15,424 Oh, I see, right. Not... 813 00:38:15,426 --> 00:38:16,559 Yeah, ok. Um... 814 00:38:16,561 --> 00:38:18,494 What's wrong with him with the therapy? 815 00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:22,465 Well, we're talking through masturbation issues and stuff. 816 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:26,502 He doesn't do it. He just doesn't like doing it. 817 00:38:26,803 --> 00:38:30,172 - You're upside down. - That's better. 818 00:38:30,174 --> 00:38:31,841 - See me now? - Oh, yeah. 819 00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:33,209 - Hi. - Are you alright? 820 00:38:33,211 --> 00:38:35,011 - Yeah. - Yeah. 821 00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:35,978 I've had a think, 822 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,080 and I think what might be the problem with you, 823 00:38:38,082 --> 00:38:44,186 not that it's a problem, is that you might be... gay. 824 00:38:44,188 --> 00:38:46,722 - Are you a gay? - He's not a gay. 825 00:38:46,724 --> 00:38:49,959 I'm not... I'm not... I'm not gay. 826 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:51,861 What are you talking about? I'm not gay. 827 00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:53,629 There's nothing wrong with it, but I'm not. 828 00:38:53,631 --> 00:38:57,233 - He just wanks too much. - I do not wank too... 829 00:38:57,235 --> 00:38:59,935 I don't wank at all. Why am I telling you this? 830 00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:01,771 - Never? - I don't, no, so shush. 831 00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:03,506 - You never wank? - No. 832 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:05,274 That's what being young is all about, wanking. 833 00:39:05,276 --> 00:39:08,344 You're in your 20s. You've got to wank. 834 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,846 Your father, he wanks twice a day... 835 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:12,581 - Don't wanna know. - Always has. 836 00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:14,917 Don't wanna know. Don't need to know that information. 837 00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:17,286 Don't wanna see that. 838 00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:21,924 - You're a good dancer. - Just a bit of shiffy, shiffy. 839 00:39:21,926 --> 00:39:23,092 Progressing onto this now, 840 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:25,027 which I haven't done for quite a long time. 841 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,463 I just usually would be so embarrassed to do this. 842 00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:29,098 I'm gonna do a dip and a jump. 843 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:31,033 - That's good. - And a dip and a jump. 844 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,369 Like this, like this, like this. 845 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,438 - Like that, like that. - This is amazing. 846 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,541 Like watching John barrowman or someone really amazing. 847 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,776 Really? I need a heart specialist. 848 00:39:40,778 --> 00:39:42,078 I can check your blood pressure, 849 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,514 but you seem to be in very fine working condition. 850 00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:49,351 - Hip to hip. - That feels like a dream. 851 00:39:49,353 --> 00:39:52,822 And you're the right shape and height. 852 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:58,094 - I just fit in here so nicely. - It fits like a plug. 853 00:39:58,096 --> 00:40:00,729 It's just like I've been here all of my life. 854 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:02,698 Like a flesh plug. - Mm. 855 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:06,702 - Yeah, you're so right. - Mm, yeah. 856 00:40:10,340 --> 00:40:14,410 Why's he got a funnel? 857 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,478 Oh. 858 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:18,948 It doesn't even work. 859 00:40:22,953 --> 00:40:24,620 Oh, honey. 860 00:40:51,314 --> 00:40:54,750 I didn't want it to turn out like this. 861 00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:58,320 There's plenty more fish in the sea. 862 00:41:00,123 --> 00:41:00,956 Well... 863 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,225 Alright, mate? - Fuck. 864 00:41:03,227 --> 00:41:04,927 Fuck. 865 00:41:04,929 --> 00:41:07,997 - Someone had a good night. - I wasn't... that wasn't... 866 00:41:07,999 --> 00:41:08,964 No, course you weren't. 867 00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:11,867 - I never thought that you were. - Jesus Christ. 868 00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:12,801 - So... - So... 869 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:16,138 I mean, that's great that you did that last night. 870 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:19,241 It's fine if you needed to whack it out and slap it. 871 00:41:19,243 --> 00:41:21,977 I didn't whack it out and slap anything. 872 00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:23,112 I didn't. Jesus. 873 00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:26,749 Would it make you feel better if I said I did it as well? 874 00:41:26,751 --> 00:41:30,052 - No. Yes. Did you? - No. 875 00:41:30,054 --> 00:41:31,887 For fuck's sake. 876 00:41:33,423 --> 00:41:36,859 - What? - So what happened, then? 877 00:41:39,296 --> 00:41:41,797 Simon came back and they ended up together. 878 00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:44,400 What?! He just cock-blocked you? 879 00:41:44,402 --> 00:41:45,634 He didn't cock-block me. 880 00:41:45,636 --> 00:41:46,902 I just handed the cock to him 881 00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:48,871 and he ran with it, so it was fine. 882 00:41:48,873 --> 00:41:52,208 Like a Baton. Like you're on a relay team. 883 00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:53,209 - Yes. - Go! 884 00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:57,346 My cock into his hand, he ran with it and it was fine. 885 00:41:57,948 --> 00:41:59,848 - Ok, so... - Yes? 886 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:03,285 I guess you're wondering why I'm here so early. 887 00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:04,353 I was gonna ask. 888 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,621 - Drinking tea. - Drinking tea. 889 00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:09,758 Well, it's because you are all done with your dates. 890 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,626 Oh. 891 00:42:10,628 --> 00:42:14,263 So I've organized something for you... for us. 892 00:42:14,731 --> 00:42:16,632 Ok. 893 00:42:16,634 --> 00:42:18,701 Wha... what? 894 00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:21,837 It's a surprise. It's a day. It's just a day. 895 00:42:21,839 --> 00:42:24,240 - It's a day of fun. - Ok. 896 00:42:25,609 --> 00:42:27,543 Ooh. 897 00:42:34,117 --> 00:42:37,019 Oh, look at this. 898 00:42:38,822 --> 00:42:41,090 This is amazing. 899 00:43:23,533 --> 00:43:25,301 Come on. 900 00:44:17,121 --> 00:44:20,823 Whoa. This is terrible. 901 00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:28,230 Let's have a little... Oh, my god. 902 00:44:28,232 --> 00:44:32,000 - I like it, though. - It's good. 903 00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:34,069 What was that about earlier? 904 00:44:34,071 --> 00:44:36,338 What was what about earlier? 905 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,974 The text you got. 906 00:44:40,610 --> 00:44:43,345 From... what's-his-name. 907 00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:44,580 - From Gary. - Yeah. 908 00:44:44,582 --> 00:44:47,850 It was nothing. He just said... He was just asking how I was. 909 00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:53,021 I just thought you might be a bit upset about it and... 910 00:44:53,023 --> 00:44:56,225 No, I'm having a lovely old time. 911 00:45:01,931 --> 00:45:04,767 Dinner is served. 912 00:45:04,769 --> 00:45:06,368 - Wow. - I've done Italian. 913 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:08,470 I've done Italian pasta. 914 00:45:08,472 --> 00:45:10,339 It's very good for you. Lines the stomach. 915 00:45:10,341 --> 00:45:13,308 - As my mum used to say to me. - I'm very hungry. 916 00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:15,944 - So do pile it on. - I will. One more? 917 00:45:15,946 --> 00:45:19,214 Yeah, just one more. Just one more. 918 00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:22,084 I've got a confession. I didn't make any dessert. 919 00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:24,887 So I thought we could just have a smaller bit of pasta. 920 00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:26,388 - Great idea. - As dessert? 921 00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:30,592 And then after that, i was thinking that perhaps 922 00:45:30,594 --> 00:45:31,760 we could play a drinking game 923 00:45:31,762 --> 00:45:33,228 based on the twelve days of Christmas. 924 00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:36,331 That's a really good idea. 925 00:45:40,403 --> 00:45:43,806 "Never have I had sex in wales." 926 00:45:43,808 --> 00:45:46,375 - Oh, cheers. - Oh, cheers to that. 927 00:45:46,377 --> 00:45:47,609 I haven't got anything to drink. 928 00:45:47,611 --> 00:45:49,111 Can I have a little bit of your wine? 929 00:45:49,113 --> 00:45:50,846 - Drink if you have or haven't? - You have. 930 00:45:50,848 --> 00:45:54,049 Oh, so if you have had sex in wales, you drink. 931 00:45:54,051 --> 00:45:55,951 - Down the hatchet. - Cheers. 932 00:45:55,953 --> 00:45:57,686 Down the hatchet. 933 00:45:57,688 --> 00:45:59,321 I've had a couple of sips. 934 00:45:59,323 --> 00:46:01,557 "Never have I ever been in love 935 00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:05,227 with somebody around this table." 936 00:46:06,196 --> 00:46:09,331 - Ok. So nobody is. - I can't... 937 00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:11,767 No, but it's... 938 00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,936 - God, I hope it's me. 939 00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,838 You'll never know. 940 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:19,007 Secret Santa. - Why are you drinking? 941 00:46:19,009 --> 00:46:20,609 I was just having a drink. 942 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:27,149 So I have never been evicted 943 00:46:27,151 --> 00:46:29,184 from my flat. 944 00:46:32,555 --> 00:46:34,790 Lots of people here have never even had a flat. 945 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:38,494 Yeah, no, that's why I've never actually, um... 946 00:46:38,496 --> 00:46:39,928 If you couldn't get evicted, 947 00:46:39,930 --> 00:46:44,166 it means you're doing the right thing right from... 948 00:46:44,601 --> 00:46:49,137 I need the toilet. Please excuse me. 949 00:46:49,372 --> 00:46:51,807 Do you think he's alright? 950 00:46:54,611 --> 00:46:57,379 Oh, look at this, look at this, look at this! 951 00:46:57,381 --> 00:47:00,249 All of the uk, we'll get that done first. 952 00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:01,717 - Ok. - Before we go abroad. 953 00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,252 And then where do we go from there? 954 00:47:03,254 --> 00:47:04,987 Cos I want to go to Ireland as well. 955 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:07,122 Do you wanna buy a phone? 956 00:47:07,124 --> 00:47:08,924 - Do you like it? - Do you wanna buy a phone? 957 00:47:08,926 --> 00:47:12,027 Is that what they do in Ireland? Well, we're all prepared. 958 00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:17,232 Scottish. Sit down now, poppet. 959 00:47:17,234 --> 00:47:19,301 - Oh, it's scary. - I know. 960 00:47:19,303 --> 00:47:21,270 You're like a dominant wife. 961 00:47:21,538 --> 00:47:22,604 So it's a roll and a... 962 00:47:22,606 --> 00:47:23,805 A roll and a pop. 963 00:47:23,807 --> 00:47:25,474 Oh, no. 964 00:47:25,476 --> 00:47:27,309 - Mine's gone awol. - A roll and a pop. 965 00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:30,846 - Roll and pop. Roll and pop. - It's all in the roll and pop. 966 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:33,615 - It's all in the roll and pop. - Ah! 967 00:47:33,617 --> 00:47:34,816 - See? - Ah! 968 00:47:34,818 --> 00:47:35,684 Hours. 969 00:47:39,323 --> 00:47:43,692 Right, competition, who can peel it quicker. Go. 970 00:47:46,162 --> 00:47:48,397 Does it have to be in one piece? 971 00:47:48,399 --> 00:47:49,665 Ideally. 972 00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:52,568 Oh. My end fell off. 973 00:47:52,570 --> 00:47:54,603 Done. 974 00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:04,012 We should do a Christmas movie night. 975 00:48:04,014 --> 00:48:05,847 Oh, my god. Marathon night. I'd love that. 976 00:48:05,849 --> 00:48:08,216 - Just get loads of food and... - Pick three. 977 00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:09,985 Now? Oh, my god. That's so hard. 978 00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:12,354 Well, no, no. We've already got karate kid, one. 979 00:48:12,356 --> 00:48:15,057 - Deffos home alone. - Home alone. 980 00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:16,858 - You pick the last one. - Weird science. 981 00:48:16,860 --> 00:48:19,728 - Oh, good shout. - Ker-ching! 982 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,229 Bang. 983 00:48:25,401 --> 00:48:27,869 I'll put some music on. 984 00:48:27,871 --> 00:48:31,039 Come on, I'll show you something. 985 00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:32,007 Come on. 986 00:48:32,009 --> 00:48:35,043 - What are you gonna show me? - I'm gonna show you something. 987 00:48:35,045 --> 00:48:38,714 Swear never to tell anyone. This is very sacred. 988 00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:39,881 - Ready? - Yeah. 989 00:48:39,883 --> 00:48:41,416 Follow me. 990 00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:45,654 This is my room. 991 00:48:45,855 --> 00:48:47,923 Oh, my god. 992 00:50:04,568 --> 00:50:06,201 - You're amazing. - I'm not. 993 00:50:06,203 --> 00:50:09,805 - Yes, you are. 994 00:50:09,807 --> 00:50:10,672 Just kind of... 995 00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:14,342 You're so much better than you think you are. 996 00:50:16,345 --> 00:50:18,547 Promise me that you'll do something with these. 997 00:50:18,549 --> 00:50:21,483 You have to put them out there. This is you. I can see this. 998 00:50:21,485 --> 00:50:23,218 You light up. Yeah? 999 00:50:23,220 --> 00:50:28,023 You've done it now. That's it. We're gonna do this. 1000 00:50:32,129 --> 00:50:33,929 Take some deep breaths. Go... 1001 00:50:33,931 --> 00:50:36,965 Through the nose... 1002 00:50:36,967 --> 00:50:39,034 Out through the mouth. 1003 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,273 - Ho-da. - Ha-zah! 1004 00:50:45,275 --> 00:50:47,943 - Hoy. - Hoy. 1005 00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:55,784 Banzai! 1006 00:51:01,992 --> 00:51:05,460 - No! - I won it! 1007 00:51:06,028 --> 00:51:07,562 Banzai. 1008 00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:08,630 Banzai. 1009 00:51:08,632 --> 00:51:13,068 Well done. - Well done, Daniel-San. 1010 00:52:05,154 --> 00:52:08,523 No. 1011 00:52:13,162 --> 00:52:15,931 Hi. Hi. Alright? 1012 00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:17,465 I'm sorry. Noel. 1013 00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:19,501 - Gwen. - Gwen. I know who you are. 1014 00:52:19,503 --> 00:52:21,203 - You're amazing. - Oh, thank you. 1015 00:52:21,205 --> 00:52:23,705 I just wanted to... I've got some beer. 1016 00:52:23,707 --> 00:52:26,041 - Yeah, I'd love a beer. - Sorry. I had a little bit. 1017 00:52:26,043 --> 00:52:28,310 - That's alright. Cheers. - Cheers. 1018 00:52:28,312 --> 00:52:31,079 - How you doing? Alright? - Yeah, good. 1019 00:52:31,081 --> 00:52:32,881 - Good. You having a good night? - Yeah. 1020 00:52:32,883 --> 00:52:36,985 Wicked. Who are you... Who are you here with? 1021 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:40,956 Um, I'm with my mate, Noel. 1022 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:42,157 I quite like electronica stuff. 1023 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,792 Some of the new James Blake stuff's amazing. 1024 00:52:43,794 --> 00:52:48,196 But I really like... I'm quite into old Neil young records. 1025 00:52:48,198 --> 00:52:49,164 Yeah, I love Neil young. 1026 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,166 Elliott Smith and those sort of... 1027 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:55,270 - Boyfriend, then, is it? - Um, no. He's not, no, no, no. 1028 00:52:55,272 --> 00:52:58,807 - He's not my boyfriend. - Oh, that's good. That's good. 1029 00:52:58,809 --> 00:53:02,911 Sorry. Yeah, how did it start for you? 1030 00:53:02,913 --> 00:53:04,379 Cos I find the hardest bit is 1031 00:53:04,381 --> 00:53:06,982 I can't ever finish a song properly. 1032 00:53:06,984 --> 00:53:09,417 And then once I do think I've finished, 1033 00:53:09,419 --> 00:53:12,554 I just can't stop... Messing with it. 1034 00:53:12,556 --> 00:53:15,857 Yeah. You've just gotta learn, really, when to stop. 1035 00:53:15,859 --> 00:53:17,792 Yeah. Sorry. I'm gonna... 1036 00:53:17,794 --> 00:53:21,129 I'll be... one sec. One second. Sorry. 1037 00:53:21,864 --> 00:53:22,864 - Ok? - Yeah. 1038 00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:25,467 - Yeah. - This... Noel, this is... 1039 00:53:25,469 --> 00:53:27,035 - Sorry. - Ryan. Ryan. 1040 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:29,471 - Nice to meet you. Alright? - Yeah, cool, mate. 1041 00:53:29,473 --> 00:53:34,542 Good. Listen, I'm gonna go and have a... bit of a toot. 1042 00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:36,077 Do you... are you a bit partial? 1043 00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:38,346 - No, no. - No, I'm not into it, mate. 1044 00:53:38,348 --> 00:53:39,414 - Are you sure? - Go. 1045 00:53:39,416 --> 00:53:41,116 Come and put one up in the air, yeah? 1046 00:53:41,118 --> 00:53:44,085 I'll meet you outside in a sec. 1047 00:53:44,087 --> 00:53:45,787 Go and have a little one in the air. 1048 00:53:45,789 --> 00:53:47,789 - I'm probably gonna kiss her. - What? 1049 00:53:47,791 --> 00:53:51,393 I'm just chatting about music with Gwen and it's... 1050 00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:52,694 - Honestly. - Fine, fine. 1051 00:53:52,696 --> 00:53:54,729 - Are you coming? - Yeah, yeah. 1052 00:53:54,731 --> 00:53:56,131 - Honest... - Sorry to interrupt. 1053 00:53:56,133 --> 00:53:58,099 - Are you serious? - Serious about what? 1054 00:53:58,101 --> 00:53:59,267 Me going outside with that guy? 1055 00:53:59,269 --> 00:54:02,003 No. Go and have a big high one or whatever he was saying. 1056 00:54:02,005 --> 00:54:04,005 - Honestly. - What has happened to you? 1057 00:54:04,007 --> 00:54:06,241 Look, if you wanna do that with him, 1058 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:09,678 I'll do that with Gwen, so it's fine. 1059 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,614 - We're not a thing. - No, we're not a thing. 1060 00:54:12,616 --> 00:54:14,215 - No, we're not a thing. - Great. 1061 00:54:14,217 --> 00:54:15,417 You made that very clear. 1062 00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:16,518 You made it clear. 1063 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:17,519 Yeah, you made it clear. 1064 00:54:17,521 --> 00:54:20,088 Have a good one. Peace. 1065 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:22,023 Get a therapist. 1066 00:54:22,025 --> 00:54:27,696 Anyway, the coolest thing is when you think... 1067 00:54:28,197 --> 00:54:29,831 Oh. Sorry. 1068 00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:31,533 - Oh, alright, babes? - Alright? 1069 00:54:31,535 --> 00:54:34,903 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were just gonna go back to the Van and... 1070 00:54:34,905 --> 00:54:37,872 Are you... Did you want in on this? 1071 00:54:37,874 --> 00:54:39,174 - No, I'm alright. - Sure? 1072 00:54:39,176 --> 00:54:43,545 - I like your hair. - Have a good night. 1073 00:54:59,829 --> 00:55:04,165 Any feedback from your highness would be absolutely appreciated. 1074 00:55:04,167 --> 00:55:07,569 - It'd be my pleasure, mate. - Oh, my god. Thank you. 1075 00:55:07,571 --> 00:55:10,338 - Can I get you another drink? - Yes, I'd love one. 1076 00:55:10,340 --> 00:55:11,940 I'll get you a fresh one this time. 1077 00:55:11,942 --> 00:55:15,210 Thank you. Do you wanna take this one? 1078 00:55:20,716 --> 00:55:23,551 Back to the Van, yeah? 1079 00:55:25,221 --> 00:55:27,088 Cherie! 1080 00:55:29,325 --> 00:55:30,759 Cherie! 1081 00:55:31,427 --> 00:55:34,496 Cherie! Cherie! 1082 00:55:38,534 --> 00:55:41,803 Cherie, please. Cherie. 1083 00:55:43,139 --> 00:55:45,006 Cherie! 1084 00:56:13,804 --> 00:56:16,504 - Happy Christmas! - It's my satsumas! 1085 00:56:16,506 --> 00:56:19,574 - Hey! Hey! Happy Christmas. - Up you get. Up you get. 1086 00:56:19,576 --> 00:56:22,343 How you feeling? You were in a funny state, weren't you? 1087 00:56:22,345 --> 00:56:25,947 - Hello. Happy Christmas. - Happy Christmas. 1088 00:56:25,949 --> 00:56:28,850 We have got an entire day planned for you. 1089 00:56:28,852 --> 00:56:31,686 Everything's happening. The Robin has landed. 1090 00:56:31,688 --> 00:56:33,288 And he's given us a list of instructions. 1091 00:56:33,290 --> 00:56:36,958 Yes, and he bought me a pass to stay up all night 1092 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,126 and write the quiz. 1093 00:56:38,128 --> 00:56:40,662 We'll be making the dinner whilst you're swimming. 1094 00:56:40,664 --> 00:56:43,298 Um, then the quiz. Have I missed anything? 1095 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:54,042 - Happy Christmas. - Morning. 1096 00:56:54,044 --> 00:56:55,844 Happy Christmas. 1097 00:56:55,846 --> 00:56:58,346 Why have you got your trousers down? No. 1098 00:56:58,348 --> 00:57:01,583 - Mate. Jesus. - I've got to go. 1099 00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:02,750 What are we doing today, then? 1100 00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:05,653 - Are we texting the girls back? 1101 00:57:05,655 --> 00:57:06,955 No. 1102 00:57:06,957 --> 00:57:09,724 Come on, mate. It's Christmas morning. 1103 00:57:09,726 --> 00:57:11,593 I'm not... 1104 00:57:11,595 --> 00:57:12,627 What? Come on. 1105 00:57:12,629 --> 00:57:15,630 Can you just open the window a little bit? 1106 00:57:17,533 --> 00:57:19,334 We'll air it out. 1107 00:57:19,336 --> 00:57:22,337 We've gotta get in touch with them, mate, asap, mate. 1108 00:57:22,339 --> 00:57:25,440 - Get down to the swim. - I'm not going. 1109 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,909 - I'm not... - Mate, mate, come on. 1110 00:57:27,911 --> 00:57:29,911 - Mate... - I'm not... 1111 00:57:29,913 --> 00:57:32,380 Mate, look at me. 1112 00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:34,816 Free mugs. You'll get a free mug. 1113 00:57:34,818 --> 00:57:36,518 If I go, you can pull your pants up. 1114 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:42,257 - You get a free mug. - It's too early for this. 1115 00:57:46,328 --> 00:57:48,129 Have you spoken to cherry... 1116 00:57:48,131 --> 00:57:49,297 Cherie. - What? 1117 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:52,400 - Cherie. Her name's cherie. - I don't know if it is, mate. 1118 00:57:52,402 --> 00:57:55,703 It's spelt cherry. 1119 00:57:55,705 --> 00:57:58,339 It's cherie. 1120 00:57:58,341 --> 00:58:01,209 We'll agree to disagree. 1121 00:58:06,882 --> 00:58:09,751 Shouldn't we be in fancy dress? 1122 00:58:12,189 --> 00:58:14,022 Shall we just go to the pub? 1123 00:58:14,024 --> 00:58:19,928 Pub? Well, I didn't wanna say anything, but I can't swim. 1124 00:58:21,997 --> 00:58:26,301 Because there's one and it's like... like a panda, 1125 00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:28,203 but it looks like it's having... 1126 00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:31,339 - You are here. - Oi, what are you doing? 1127 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,007 Why weren't you at the Christmas swim? 1128 00:58:33,009 --> 00:58:36,077 - Can't swim, no costume. - No cozzie? 1129 00:58:36,079 --> 00:58:37,512 - No cozzie. - Rookie's mistake. 1130 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:40,415 - I know. It was chilly... - I wanted to go. 1131 00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:42,550 Are we still doing the Carol singing? 1132 00:58:42,552 --> 00:58:45,086 - Yeah. - We'll get one more half in. 1133 00:58:45,088 --> 00:58:48,489 No. We've got to get back and have dinner. 1134 00:58:48,491 --> 00:58:52,160 Whoa. We've been spoken to. 1135 00:58:52,162 --> 00:58:53,394 Yeah. 1136 00:58:53,396 --> 00:58:54,662 Nice. 1137 00:58:54,664 --> 00:58:59,767 - Lovely. - Ok. Well, after you. 1138 00:59:00,502 --> 00:59:02,637 It's nice, isn't it? 1139 00:59:02,639 --> 00:59:05,406 Come on, ch�rie. 1140 00:59:09,645 --> 00:59:10,878 Scooch in a little bit. 1141 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:15,116 You can go this way. You can stay there. 1142 00:59:15,118 --> 00:59:18,019 Actually, you two can switch. 1143 00:59:19,955 --> 00:59:21,689 Ready? 1144 00:59:25,128 --> 00:59:26,461 We don't even know what we're singing. 1145 00:59:26,463 --> 00:59:28,997 - We wish you a merry Christmas. - You need to tell us. 1146 00:59:28,999 --> 00:59:30,331 We wish you a merry Christmas. 1147 00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:32,867 If you were listening, i said it. 1148 00:59:32,869 --> 00:59:33,768 Ready? Three... 1149 00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:38,239 What was that? - You count down. Three... 1150 00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:40,441 But you don't count down. Where's the two and one? 1151 00:59:40,443 --> 00:59:42,410 You don't say the two and the one because it's quiet 1152 00:59:42,412 --> 00:59:45,747 because otherwise the one and the two overlap. 1153 00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:46,481 Alright. 1154 01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:02,997 I'm really sorry. - It's not "king". It's "kin". 1155 01:00:02,999 --> 01:00:05,667 - It should be "king". - K-i-n. It's kin, family. 1156 01:00:05,669 --> 01:00:07,568 Good tidings we bring to you and your kin. 1157 01:00:07,570 --> 01:00:10,104 - I thought Jesus was the king. - He was king of the Jews. 1158 01:00:10,106 --> 01:00:13,074 And king of kings. But we're talking about your family, kin. 1159 01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:24,385 Um... 1160 01:00:31,293 --> 01:00:34,696 They've been through something and we ought to leave them be. 1161 01:00:34,698 --> 01:00:38,099 I completely understand they need to speak to each other. 1162 01:00:38,101 --> 01:00:40,368 But maybe if we just edge them somewhere else, 1163 01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:42,704 I can get on with the dinner. 1164 01:00:49,878 --> 01:00:51,379 I promise you, just five minutes. 1165 01:00:51,381 --> 01:00:53,614 If we interrupt, it's gonna break the flow 1166 01:00:53,616 --> 01:00:55,249 and I just think he needs the time. 1167 01:00:55,251 --> 01:00:57,085 It's my job, like yours was the quiz. 1168 01:00:57,087 --> 01:00:58,886 - I know. - I want to make the dinner. 1169 01:00:58,888 --> 01:01:01,122 You will make the dinner. A beautiful dinner. 1170 01:01:01,124 --> 01:01:04,158 Why can't they talk somewhere else? 1171 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:15,296 Check out that one. 1172 01:02:45,294 --> 01:02:49,530 - Hey. - What are you doing here? 1173 01:02:50,599 --> 01:02:52,633 - What are you doing here? - What am I... 1174 01:02:52,635 --> 01:02:55,069 The door was open and I let myself in. Is that ok? 1175 01:02:55,071 --> 01:02:57,371 Gary. Gary. Gary. 1176 01:02:57,373 --> 01:03:00,908 It's Gary. It's Gary. 1177 01:03:01,577 --> 01:03:02,777 No, it's not ok. 1178 01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:04,145 How did you know I was here? 1179 01:03:04,147 --> 01:03:05,613 Well, it's Christmas. 1180 01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:08,015 Magic things happen. 1181 01:03:08,017 --> 01:03:10,485 I called your mum. 1182 01:03:10,786 --> 01:03:12,820 I've been worried sick and I've been... 1183 01:03:12,822 --> 01:03:14,222 What do you mean, worried sick? 1184 01:03:14,224 --> 01:03:15,490 I just haven't heard from you. 1185 01:03:15,492 --> 01:03:19,861 Yeah, cos I told you that I needed some space. 1186 01:03:20,362 --> 01:03:26,000 I got you Christmas flowers. Um... 1187 01:03:28,237 --> 01:03:29,804 Alright, I've been a dick, haven't I? 1188 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,939 Yes, you have been a real massive dick. 1189 01:03:31,941 --> 01:03:34,041 - Yeah. - You checked out completely. 1190 01:03:34,043 --> 01:03:35,977 I feel like I've been on my own for the last year. 1191 01:03:35,979 --> 01:03:42,416 Yeah, yeah. I realize that. I'll try and be... better. 1192 01:03:42,418 --> 01:03:44,585 Let's just try Christmas day together. 1193 01:03:44,587 --> 01:03:47,154 I'm in a hotel. It looks out over the sea. 1194 01:03:47,156 --> 01:03:49,824 It's lovely. I'm booked there till new year's. 1195 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:53,227 We can go back to London new year's Eve. 1196 01:03:53,229 --> 01:03:55,329 I'm so sorry. - Hi. 1197 01:03:55,331 --> 01:03:57,298 Hi. I'm Simon. I'm Noel's therapist. 1198 01:03:57,300 --> 01:04:00,167 - Simon, hi. - It's lovely to meet you. 1199 01:04:00,169 --> 01:04:02,937 - We were... uh... - Sorry, I'm Gary. 1200 01:04:02,939 --> 01:04:06,874 - Gary. Gary Greene. - You really look very familiar. 1201 01:04:06,876 --> 01:04:07,975 Gary Greene... 1202 01:04:07,977 --> 01:04:10,578 Do you ever watch a show called the boroughs? 1203 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:13,014 The boroughs... The boroughs.... 1204 01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:15,483 - Steve. - St... Yes, of course. 1205 01:04:15,485 --> 01:04:18,419 - Oi, you two, shut it. - Yes, yes. Yes! 1206 01:04:18,421 --> 01:04:19,987 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, Steve. - Steve. 1207 01:04:19,989 --> 01:04:21,322 Steve, of course. That's amazing. 1208 01:04:21,324 --> 01:04:22,890 People don't often realize it's... 1209 01:04:22,892 --> 01:04:25,526 I put it on. I'm not really a cockney. 1210 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:28,663 I would be remiss if I didn't ask you to stay for dinner. 1211 01:04:28,665 --> 01:04:31,265 We've made so much food and it's Christmas day. 1212 01:04:31,267 --> 01:04:33,267 Simon. - I've got no plans. I just... 1213 01:04:33,269 --> 01:04:37,204 I just wanted to see cherie. I mean, I can... I can stay. 1214 01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:39,574 There's loads of room. Potatoes galore. 1215 01:04:39,576 --> 01:04:41,876 - Oh, fantastic. - And some Turkey. 1216 01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:44,612 - Great. Let's go. - No, absolutely, yeah. 1217 01:04:44,614 --> 01:04:47,815 - Come on, come on, let's go. - Join in. 1218 01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:49,984 - Hello, gang. - Hey. 1219 01:04:49,986 --> 01:04:52,486 - Hey, hey. I'm Gary. I'm Gary. - This is Gary. 1220 01:04:52,488 --> 01:04:54,221 He's in the boroughs. He plays... 1221 01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:56,524 Oh! I got it, I got it. 1222 01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:03,030 That is something to behold. 1223 01:05:03,032 --> 01:05:05,833 Perfectly cooked. Well done, Laura. 1224 01:05:05,835 --> 01:05:07,935 It's a big 'un this year. 1225 01:05:07,937 --> 01:05:09,971 Absolutely amazing. 1226 01:05:09,973 --> 01:05:12,506 - Cheers. - Let me clink glasses with you. 1227 01:05:12,508 --> 01:05:14,542 - Cheers, Gary. Cheers. - Oh, cheers. 1228 01:05:14,544 --> 01:05:16,611 You're nothing like your character at all. 1229 01:05:16,613 --> 01:05:19,714 Well, you know, you know, that's acting, that's acting. 1230 01:05:19,716 --> 01:05:21,682 You're really good at that, though. 1231 01:05:21,684 --> 01:05:24,118 Will you do the voice? Please do the voice. 1232 01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:25,486 Merry Christmas. 1233 01:05:25,488 --> 01:05:28,522 Yeah? Yeah, merry Christmas. 1234 01:05:28,524 --> 01:05:31,258 - Who wants some sprouts? 1235 01:05:31,260 --> 01:05:34,829 See, I can just kind of turn it on, you know. 1236 01:05:34,831 --> 01:05:37,765 Turkey time. - Yes. Come on, come on. 1237 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,400 - Right, then. - Is that a Turkey? 1238 01:05:39,402 --> 01:05:43,204 Let me... it's a very, very little baby Turkey. 1239 01:05:43,206 --> 01:05:45,673 What am I doing? You should be doing this. 1240 01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:47,475 - No, no. - Gary, come on, please. 1241 01:05:47,477 --> 01:05:49,510 - It's your honor. - It's fine, I'll do it. 1242 01:05:49,512 --> 01:05:53,247 - Well, no, I mean, I can do it. - I'll do it. It's fine. 1243 01:05:53,249 --> 01:05:56,917 - Oh, no. - No, no. Really? Really? 1244 01:05:56,919 --> 01:06:00,221 - No, you're... - Split it in seven. 1245 01:06:00,223 --> 01:06:02,556 - Even bits. - Oh... 1246 01:06:02,558 --> 01:06:04,825 - There you go, mate. - Noel. 1247 01:06:04,827 --> 01:06:06,661 What? What bit do you want? Leg? 1248 01:06:06,663 --> 01:06:09,330 - I do like legs, yes. - What do you want? 1249 01:06:09,332 --> 01:06:14,368 No. It's still got the string on that you bind it together. 1250 01:06:14,370 --> 01:06:17,938 You've done a good job there. There's no waste now. 1251 01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:21,475 No, I'm alright. I don't need any more than that. 1252 01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:22,276 Right, ok... 1253 01:06:22,278 --> 01:06:24,211 That's worked out surprising well. 1254 01:06:24,213 --> 01:06:26,914 - Thank you, Noel. Thank you. - Thank you. 1255 01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:28,582 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1256 01:06:28,584 --> 01:06:32,520 Aren't you hungry? - We only met three days ago. 1257 01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:34,355 No. I thought you'd been together for ages. 1258 01:06:34,357 --> 01:06:36,290 What about you two? How did you two meet? 1259 01:06:36,292 --> 01:06:38,459 How did we meet? It was drama school, wasn't it? 1260 01:06:38,461 --> 01:06:41,762 - Yeah, we trained together. - Yeah. We trained together. 1261 01:06:41,764 --> 01:06:45,800 For three years and then we both got a job together. 1262 01:06:45,802 --> 01:06:48,969 It was just a fringe play. You know what fringe theatre is? 1263 01:06:48,971 --> 01:06:52,239 You don't get paid. It was above a pub. 1264 01:06:52,241 --> 01:06:56,911 And it was real... and we just had a laugh every night. 1265 01:06:59,014 --> 01:07:01,482 Right, pens for you. 1266 01:07:01,484 --> 01:07:05,086 - Pens for you and pens for you. - Thank you. 1267 01:07:05,088 --> 01:07:08,122 Right, then, Simon's Christmas bonanza! 1268 01:07:08,124 --> 01:07:09,790 - You can do the writing. - Alright, ok. 1269 01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:12,860 Thank you for doing this. We are incredibly grateful. 1270 01:07:12,862 --> 01:07:14,695 I was up till three in the morning doing this. 1271 01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:18,232 So I hope you enjoy. Alright, then, here's question one. 1272 01:07:18,234 --> 01:07:19,266 Happy Christmas. 1273 01:07:19,268 --> 01:07:21,902 In what country, the world's seventh largest 1274 01:07:21,904 --> 01:07:27,975 by geographical area, is Christmas known as bada din? 1275 01:07:27,977 --> 01:07:29,343 - Yep, ok. - Easy, mate. 1276 01:07:29,345 --> 01:07:31,412 Do we write these down or say them out loud? 1277 01:07:31,414 --> 01:07:34,815 - It's not Norway. - Move on. 1278 01:07:34,817 --> 01:07:36,484 Yeah, put that. It's gotta be that. 1279 01:07:36,486 --> 01:07:39,153 - It's not Norway. - Question number two. 1280 01:07:39,155 --> 01:07:42,690 Which famous Christmas movie is this a quote from? 1281 01:07:42,692 --> 01:07:45,426 "Bless this highly nutritious microwaveable 1282 01:07:45,428 --> 01:07:49,296 macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale." 1283 01:07:49,298 --> 01:07:50,731 - Easy. - "Amen." 1284 01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:53,834 - Easy. - You know what that is? 1285 01:07:53,836 --> 01:07:57,638 We're effing this, mate. We are effing it. 1286 01:08:05,380 --> 01:08:08,983 - What's going on? - What's going on? Oh... 1287 01:08:08,985 --> 01:08:11,619 It's not my fault that he's here. 1288 01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:12,686 Seriously? Honestly? 1289 01:08:12,688 --> 01:08:17,391 Cherie, I saw you get into the Van with another guy. 1290 01:08:17,393 --> 01:08:19,860 - I saw... - What Van? 1291 01:08:19,862 --> 01:08:23,030 Please, cherie! Please can I just talk to you? 1292 01:08:23,431 --> 01:08:24,799 Cherie... 1293 01:08:24,801 --> 01:08:26,600 I never went off with the guy in the Van. 1294 01:08:26,602 --> 01:08:29,703 - I saw you get in the Van. - No, I didn't. 1295 01:08:29,705 --> 01:08:31,372 - You're lying to me. - Elaborate on the Van. 1296 01:08:31,374 --> 01:08:34,141 Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm talking about you, not to you! 1297 01:08:34,143 --> 01:08:37,211 - Can you just give us a... - Take a break. 1298 01:08:37,213 --> 01:08:40,381 - Are you alright? 1299 01:08:41,016 --> 01:08:42,950 He's a bit tense. 1300 01:09:00,001 --> 01:09:03,170 Oh, I've eaten a lot of after eights. 1301 01:09:03,172 --> 01:09:05,840 - Oh. - Got an after eight baby. 1302 01:09:05,842 --> 01:09:07,942 Yeah. Oh, god, yeah. 1303 01:09:12,047 --> 01:09:14,415 Nice to see ya. 1304 01:09:14,683 --> 01:09:16,483 Thanks for letting me have Christmas day 1305 01:09:16,485 --> 01:09:18,919 with you and your... Mental friends. 1306 01:09:18,921 --> 01:09:22,022 - They're nice. They're nice. - Yeah, they're lovely. 1307 01:09:22,024 --> 01:09:24,625 - Mad lovely. - They are nice. 1308 01:09:24,893 --> 01:09:30,798 So... I have got a room in a hotel. 1309 01:09:31,533 --> 01:09:36,370 It's nice. It's not too big, but it's... it's ok. 1310 01:09:36,638 --> 01:09:39,440 You're used to big, swanky hotel rooms now. 1311 01:09:39,442 --> 01:09:44,578 Yeah, well, you know... It's not as sweet. 1312 01:09:45,947 --> 01:09:47,448 Come on. 1313 01:09:48,416 --> 01:09:51,585 I think it's time to go, don't you? 1314 01:11:18,974 --> 01:11:21,775 Just let it out. 1315 01:11:21,777 --> 01:11:23,043 Say what you've gotta say. 1316 01:11:23,045 --> 01:11:25,612 Well, I guess I have spent 1317 01:11:25,614 --> 01:11:29,316 the last three years of my life being terrified. 1318 01:11:29,318 --> 01:11:33,654 - Three years. - Just paralyzed by fear. 1319 01:11:33,656 --> 01:11:34,455 Fear. 1320 01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:35,889 I feel pressured by my parents 1321 01:11:35,891 --> 01:11:39,226 to always live up to some kind of expectation. 1322 01:11:39,228 --> 01:11:42,763 Parents. Let me stop you there. 1323 01:11:42,765 --> 01:11:46,300 Three years, fear, parents. 1324 01:11:47,369 --> 01:11:51,338 - That's what I said. - That's what it is. 1325 01:11:51,873 --> 01:11:55,509 But then I have met cherie. 1326 01:11:55,511 --> 01:11:57,644 She's a good person. 1327 01:11:57,646 --> 01:11:59,246 She changed everything. 1328 01:11:59,248 --> 01:12:03,183 She's just a better person. She makes me a better person. 1329 01:12:03,185 --> 01:12:06,387 - Yeah. - And... 1330 01:12:06,621 --> 01:12:10,724 - I think I'm in love with her. - At last. 1331 01:12:10,726 --> 01:12:14,995 To think that she might even feel the same back, I just... 1332 01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:15,963 Oh, god. 1333 01:12:15,965 --> 01:12:18,098 The only way you're ever gonna find out 1334 01:12:18,100 --> 01:12:19,266 is by doing something about it. 1335 01:12:19,268 --> 01:12:24,238 And last night was not how you go about these things. 1336 01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:25,005 I've ruined it. 1337 01:12:25,007 --> 01:12:26,206 All you need to do 1338 01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:28,909 is get to the hotel and tell her how you feel. 1339 01:12:28,911 --> 01:12:32,513 Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. What do you mean, hotel? What hotel? 1340 01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:34,882 She's gone to that hotel with that oaf Gary. 1341 01:12:34,884 --> 01:12:36,350 And she's there for the next week. 1342 01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:38,719 And if you don't do something now, you're never going to. 1343 01:12:38,721 --> 01:12:41,955 Now's your chance. You need to find the hero inside yourself. 1344 01:12:41,957 --> 01:12:44,091 You need to climb inside that hero 1345 01:12:44,093 --> 01:12:47,061 and then you need to let that hero free. 1346 01:12:47,063 --> 01:12:48,695 Go, Noel, go. 1347 01:12:48,697 --> 01:12:51,065 - There's no time to waste. - Thank you. 1348 01:13:09,652 --> 01:13:10,851 How... 1349 01:13:10,853 --> 01:13:12,052 How could you do this to me? 1350 01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:14,455 - How could you do this to me? - Want me to help you run them? 1351 01:13:14,457 --> 01:13:18,792 No, it's fine. I think I'm kind of better on my own. 1352 01:13:18,794 --> 01:13:21,295 What? No, no, no. 1353 01:13:21,297 --> 01:13:23,530 Three noes, honestly, three noes. 1354 01:13:23,532 --> 01:13:25,165 They've put "no, no, no". 1355 01:13:25,167 --> 01:13:27,835 Who says that? No, no, no. 1356 01:13:27,837 --> 01:13:29,536 I'm not gonna make that work. 1357 01:13:29,538 --> 01:13:30,938 What do you take me for? A mug? 1358 01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:34,541 What do you take me for? A mug? What do you... 1359 01:13:34,543 --> 01:13:37,978 What d'you take me for? A mug? 1360 01:13:37,980 --> 01:13:40,347 These scripts are just getting worse and worse. 1361 01:13:40,349 --> 01:13:43,350 You say to them, you say, "Steve wouldn't say that." 1362 01:13:43,352 --> 01:13:45,452 But they don't listen to you, you know. 1363 01:13:45,454 --> 01:13:47,888 You end up, they get these writers in 1364 01:13:47,890 --> 01:13:50,390 who are just, you know, they're in for a week, 1365 01:13:50,392 --> 01:13:52,960 they don't know the back story of the character 1366 01:13:52,962 --> 01:13:56,730 and I have to say lines like, "what d'you take me for? A mug?" 1367 01:14:15,316 --> 01:14:17,351 Do you honestly expect me to believe 1368 01:14:17,353 --> 01:14:18,919 you didn't know anything about the fire? 1369 01:14:18,921 --> 01:14:23,790 - Oh, Christ. - I've started writing music. 1370 01:14:24,292 --> 01:14:26,160 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1371 01:14:26,162 --> 01:14:29,596 And I like it. I think I'm quite good at it. 1372 01:14:29,598 --> 01:14:35,869 What d'you expect me to do? What d'you expect me to do? 1373 01:14:42,444 --> 01:14:44,011 What were you saying? Writing what? 1374 01:14:44,013 --> 01:14:46,580 - I'm writing music. - Music? 1375 01:14:46,582 --> 01:14:49,917 - Yeah. - What kind of music? 1376 01:14:49,919 --> 01:14:54,087 - Kind of indie, folky... 1377 01:14:54,089 --> 01:14:55,856 - Indie folky? - Yeah. 1378 01:14:55,858 --> 01:15:00,093 - Is that your kind of thing? - Yeah, it's my kind of thing. 1379 01:15:02,797 --> 01:15:03,730 Oh, the signal here. 1380 01:15:03,732 --> 01:15:08,502 I've got a message through from John, but I can't reply to it. 1381 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:11,505 For fuck's sake. 1382 01:15:16,544 --> 01:15:19,279 Do you wanna play a game? 1383 01:15:19,914 --> 01:15:21,448 A game? 1384 01:15:21,450 --> 01:15:22,583 What kind of game? 1385 01:15:22,585 --> 01:15:26,620 You have that one and I have this one, 1386 01:15:26,622 --> 01:15:28,288 and we count down, three, two, one, 1387 01:15:28,290 --> 01:15:30,824 and then we peel them and see who does it the quickest 1388 01:15:30,826 --> 01:15:33,360 and then who does it the quickest wins. 1389 01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:36,964 - Really? - Yeah. 1390 01:15:37,799 --> 01:15:42,069 Shit. I've got peel on my... On my shirt. 1391 01:15:42,071 --> 01:15:43,870 Fucking hell. I bet they don't... 1392 01:15:43,872 --> 01:15:48,742 I bet it costs a fortune to get stuff laundered here as well. 1393 01:16:04,092 --> 01:16:07,227 Hi. Um, sorry. Uh... I'm looking for cherie. 1394 01:16:07,229 --> 01:16:09,663 - Cherie? - She's with Gary Greene. 1395 01:16:09,665 --> 01:16:12,766 Gary Greene? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Room one. 1396 01:16:12,768 --> 01:16:15,302 I've got a tape that it's really important that she gets it. 1397 01:16:15,304 --> 01:16:18,472 That is old school. Yeah, it's no problem. 1398 01:16:18,474 --> 01:16:20,674 - Gary Greene. - Sorry, not for Gary. 1399 01:16:20,676 --> 01:16:22,643 That's for cherie, the blonde girl. 1400 01:16:22,645 --> 01:16:25,178 Yeah, no worries, no problem. All sorted. 1401 01:16:25,180 --> 01:16:27,614 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1402 01:16:27,616 --> 01:16:30,817 Thanks. It is really important. 1403 01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:34,688 Yeah, alright. 1404 01:16:38,993 --> 01:16:42,296 He's spelled cherry wrong. 1405 01:16:56,144 --> 01:16:57,844 Well, tell them no. 1406 01:16:57,846 --> 01:17:00,180 I don't wanna do a personal appearance in a nightclub. 1407 01:17:00,182 --> 01:17:05,185 Well, cos it's tacky as fuck. How much are they paying? 1408 01:17:05,187 --> 01:17:07,587 Mr Greene, morning. How are we, sir? 1409 01:17:07,589 --> 01:17:10,457 Um, I'm fine, thanks. Sorry, what's your name? 1410 01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:12,159 - Ben. - Ben, Ben, Ben. 1411 01:17:12,161 --> 01:17:14,027 - Steve. - Yeah, thanks. Well, it's Gary. 1412 01:17:14,029 --> 01:17:15,228 Is there any mail for room one? 1413 01:17:15,230 --> 01:17:18,899 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm expecting a script. 1414 01:17:18,901 --> 01:17:24,237 Oh, right. Oh, a guy came here, red jacket, coat... 1415 01:17:24,239 --> 01:17:26,406 - Yeah. - A tape. 1416 01:17:26,408 --> 01:17:28,041 - A tape. - It's like '80s or something. 1417 01:17:28,043 --> 01:17:31,044 "Song for cherie." Yeah, I'll have that. 1418 01:17:31,046 --> 01:17:33,280 Thanks for the tape. I'll see you later. 1419 01:17:33,282 --> 01:17:34,981 Cool, man. 1420 01:18:05,948 --> 01:18:09,349 Can I get a gin and tonic, please? What do you want? 1421 01:18:09,351 --> 01:18:12,219 Can I just get a coffee? Thank you so much. 1422 01:18:12,221 --> 01:18:16,456 Don't just say coffee. What kind of coffee do you want? 1423 01:18:17,392 --> 01:18:20,961 Just wondering whether I should up my Twitter profile a bit. 1424 01:18:20,963 --> 01:18:25,098 But I've got, like, over 100,000 followers now. 1425 01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:28,602 Your battery must wear down so quickly. 1426 01:18:28,604 --> 01:18:29,770 You're constantly on that phone. 1427 01:18:29,772 --> 01:18:34,341 - It's a pain in the arse. - Yeah, it's a pain in the arse. 1428 01:20:07,903 --> 01:20:10,837 - Have you got everything? - Yeah, I think so. 1429 01:20:10,839 --> 01:20:12,572 Yeah. 1430 01:20:15,643 --> 01:20:17,677 Noel! Noel! 1431 01:20:17,679 --> 01:20:19,779 Did you not get the tape? 1432 01:20:19,781 --> 01:20:21,181 - What tape? - He wrote you a song. 1433 01:20:21,183 --> 01:20:23,116 A song for Christmas. Did you not get it? 1434 01:20:23,118 --> 01:20:25,519 - It's a beautiful song. - Where did he take it? 1435 01:20:25,521 --> 01:20:28,788 - He said he gave it to gazza. - What, this? 1436 01:20:28,790 --> 01:20:31,024 There was some tape left at the hotel. 1437 01:20:31,026 --> 01:20:34,094 - Yeah, that's... - He made this for you? 1438 01:20:34,096 --> 01:20:36,162 He's made you a tape? How old is he? 12? 1439 01:20:36,164 --> 01:20:37,931 Just give it to me. It's mine. 1440 01:20:37,933 --> 01:20:39,065 Who makes fucking tapes? 1441 01:20:39,067 --> 01:20:40,467 Why is he making you tapes? 1442 01:20:40,469 --> 01:20:42,836 - Here's a tape! Here's a tape! - No! 1443 01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:45,038 Have the tape! 1444 01:22:19,967 --> 01:22:21,501 Oh! 1445 01:22:26,741 --> 01:22:30,543 That song from teen wolf where he grew the thing. 1446 01:22:39,553 --> 01:22:43,390 Ok, now, it's five seconds to the new year. 1447 01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:46,993 Four! Three! 1448 01:22:46,995 --> 01:22:49,529 Two! One! 1449 01:22:49,531 --> 01:22:52,732 Banzai! 1450 01:23:06,247 --> 01:23:08,548 - Happy new year! - Hey! 1451 01:23:08,550 --> 01:23:10,450 - Happy new year! - Darling. 1452 01:23:10,452 --> 01:23:12,452 You look good. 1453 01:23:12,454 --> 01:23:13,653 Are you alright? 1454 01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:14,654 Yeah, I'm good, thank you. 1455 01:23:14,656 --> 01:23:16,823 And how was last night? Good party? 1456 01:23:16,825 --> 01:23:19,559 - Yeah, really good party. - Oh. 1457 01:23:19,561 --> 01:23:23,930 I need to introduce you to someone. 1458 01:23:23,932 --> 01:23:25,799 - Whoop! - Well, hello. 1459 01:23:25,801 --> 01:23:27,600 - Hello. - Hello. 1460 01:23:27,602 --> 01:23:29,569 - Who are you? - I'm cherie. 1461 01:23:29,571 --> 01:23:31,204 This is cherie. This is my parents. 1462 01:23:31,206 --> 01:23:32,372 Hi, cherie. 1463 01:23:32,374 --> 01:23:34,674 - Jack and penny. - Hi, Jack and penny. 1464 01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:35,909 She's very pretty. How? How? 1465 01:23:35,911 --> 01:23:39,145 - Wit and charm. - Cos he's the best around. 1466 01:23:39,147 --> 01:23:41,481 - Yeah. - Wit and charm? 1467 01:23:41,483 --> 01:23:44,017 - Ok, so... - So you've... you've... 1468 01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:47,454 - Are you sort of together? - Together? 1469 01:23:47,456 --> 01:23:49,355 - Are you? - Yeah. 1470 01:23:49,357 --> 01:23:51,791 - Have you got it together yet? - High five! 1471 01:23:51,793 --> 01:23:54,427 - There you are. - No, fair play, Noel. 1472 01:23:54,429 --> 01:23:57,664 She's... you're batting way above your average there, mate. 1473 01:23:57,666 --> 01:24:00,300 - Fair play to you. - She's not out of his league. 1474 01:24:00,302 --> 01:24:03,903 No, of course not. She's really pretty, though, isn't she? 1475 01:24:03,905 --> 01:24:06,606 - Alright, dad. - Yes, darling, she is pretty. 1476 01:24:06,608 --> 01:24:09,109 - No, they do this. - I think I... 1477 01:24:10,579 --> 01:24:12,045 You've got your father going now. 1478 01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:15,615 Oh, yeah. Come here, you. Hang on. 1479 01:24:15,617 --> 01:24:19,018 - Hang on. - Ok, ok, sweetheart. 1480 01:24:19,020 --> 01:24:23,189 - They seem lovely. - They are lovely. 111580