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People hate what they don't understand.

They fear the unknown, the darkness.

As well they should. There is power in darkness.

And all that power scares the uneducated, superstitious peasant.

That's why they've hunted my kind for thousands of years.

They fear our knowledge.

They fear our magic.

They fear our power.

They are right to be afraid, though.

A full -blooded witch at the height of her powers can be very dangerous.

Very dangerous indeed.

Especially when she is fighting for her life.

Prototaxus!

have I found myself?

What's up, you guys? I'm out here on a hike, and it is such a nice day out. I'm

just out here. It's so nice out. Out here to make some naughty content for

And check it out.

Don't you like to see me walk in the woods?

Everything looks strange to me.

The mountains.

The plants and animals.

Nonetheless, traveling through the portal has exhausted me. I must find

water, shelter.

Someplace I can take refuge in this strange place.

Fuck

yeah,

don't you like me?

What kind of woman is this?

She is beautiful, and in her prime, but her clothes are strange,

like nothing I've ever seen before.

And what is that talisman she holds?

She seems to be performing some sort of ritual with it.

She may also be a practitioner of the dark arts in this strange, faraway

I know not her intentions.

I must be cautious, stay hidden, till I can learn what she is up to.

She has

captured

herself in a talisman.

I see her exact likeness within it.

How is such a thing possible?

This looks to be a powerful sex magic.

Who is she seducing through that talisman?

It must be a demon she offers herself to.

Dangerous game, to be sure.

Demons are not to be trifled with.

This witch could be a powerful ally if she looks at me into her coven,

myself to her.

could be dangerous.

But nevertheless, I must.

What the fuck?

Are you a witch?

I'm a content creator.

What is content?

Are you not from this world? What is content?

It's the stuff you put on the internet?

Well, may I join your coven?

My coven?

I'm a creator, not a coven.

I saw you with a talisman. It seemed like you were

practicing the dark arts, were you not?

Honey, a talisman? That is an iPhone.

This is a strange place.

Are you lost?

I appear to be.

I need food and warm water and shelter. Could you help me?

No, I think you can help yourself with that. Please.

Wait a minute.

Are you not a performer of the dark arts?

No,

I'm an influencer.

Sure.

I need you to take me to find food and water, possibly shelter.

Okay, but like Uber or something.

That's a strange language you speak. I need you to take me to get food and

water. Um, no, I just met you. You can get an Uber.

Exit Baleator.

Okay, uh, I know a place I can get you some food and water.

Follow me to my car.

What?

What is this contraption?

Oh, uh, it's a Tesla. I know you're from, like, the Middle Ages or

Get in.

We don't have that here.

Get in.

Like you've never seen a car before.

I was just going to go get you some water and food.

From here?

Yeah, from here.

7 -Eleven?

It's like a CVS.

Uh, Walgreen?

I know not of what you speak.

Okay, just stay right here. I'll be right back.

How wealthy are these strange people in this strange land?

A coven of powerful witches could accomplish much in a place like this.

So, this is my room.

You can sleep here if you want.

That'll do.

We'll do nicely.

Well, it's my room, but you can have it.

Good.

I could seduce this peasant in an instant with the right spell whispered

ear. But I won't do that.

I savor the challenge of seducing a woman using only my wits and my charms.

Plus...

She will be the first witch in my new coven in this strange place.

One cannot use magic to convince another to embrace the dark arts.

She must willingly join my coven.

She must willingly take me to her bed.

No doubt she will.

In the end, I need no magic to make a fire in her loins.

I'm straight.

Do that.

I mean, you can have the room.

Um, yeah.

Lolo, creator.

Look, darling.

What I am offering you, better than any career.

Boy.

But I mean I'm already like the top 2 .5 %

of all creators so I'm kind of like already there.

Why not be the best creator?

Why not be in the one favor?

Why settle for a mere two and a half?

Whatever you're making now, we can double your wealth.

Triple it.

We can... The world could be yours.

Guys tell me that I would, you know, get my numbers better.

And I just, like, don't believe it.

Did any of these boys have power?

Were they warlocks?

No. I mean, you are, like, a legit witch, but...

I am.

And I can certainly make all these lies happen.

All you need to.

I want to see you with me.

Join my cabin.

And this is like the only way that I can join your cabin.

Think of it as an initiation.

It'll bond us in ways that can't be broken.

It's the way of us.

It's who we are.

A woman of beauty.

I don't know.

I mean... I feel like I've heard all this before.

No. Someone who could actually give you everything you want?

No.

But I am a solo creator.

I mean, I just have my integrity.

Solo. No.

Was there anyone here who would know where the was if we did that?

No.

No one's here.

And there is no need to fear.

Oh,

it's just, yeah, it's just such an easy little jumper.

I love it. Isn't it cute?

Yeah, isn't it cute? It's all one piece.

It removed itself.

Oh, like... Thank you.

Well, it's right off.

Oh.

I've never seen such an aspect. So easy.

Amazon.

Five bucks.

What's going on?

I guess I don't know about it right now.

I'd love to learn about your strange world.

About your strange people.

I almost thought I was getting to know you.

I'll show you just how wonderful a woman can be.

I mean, I am straight, though.

Have you ever tried?

No.

Never.

I promise you'll enjoy it more than you think you might.

Well, who knows a woman's body better than a woman?

What? What do you mean?

You know, we have the same... parts.

Do we not?

Uh... Yeah, but, like... We

just know how to touch one another.

We know where those parts are.

What?

Don't you think my... Don't you think my fans will know? Don't you think, like,

people will find out?

How will they find out? I mean... Are you going to tell them?

No, of course not.

Of course not.

They're not what they know.

I don't know. Won't they just, like, see it on me?

I mean,

I'm not supposed to like it.

I don't care.

Because people tell you it's wrong.

Because people tell you you shouldn't.

Pretty much.

Hey Stephanie, can I speak to anybody?

I usually don't listen to anyone else, but... What if you choose to listen to

anyone?

Let there be me right now.

Let me guide you through this while.

Hmm.

You shouldn't be.

You shouldn't be enjoying that.

What would my boyfriend think?

Oh, why does that matter?

Hmm.

I forgot you're not from this century.

You know I shouldn't be doing this, right?

The lines get very blurry.

I'm too short and shouldn't do this sometimes.

And who's to say what's truly right?

But it feels right.

Does it not?

I mean, kind of, but not really because I'm like, you know.

a solo creator, so I didn't think this was the way.

Well, we're not creating anything, are we?

We've got a coven that only you and I will be a part of until we find one.

But... we must both partake.

Like...

Like, you want me to lick your pussy?

Yes. You must. Then we can bond.

That's how our efforts are related to one another.

Oh.

Uh, well, I've never done it before.

Well, that's alright.

You know what you like.

I guess.

Yeah.

Then why not just give it a try?

See what you think.

I can apply to you.

I'd be happy to.

I really shouldn't be doing this.

You're gonna have fun stepping out of the line if someone grew for you.

Wolfie.

Like that?

Very good.

I feel like I'm... I feel like I'm...

I

feel

like I'm...

Are you quiet? You never don't learn.

I'm just doing the same thing that I thought you did.

But it's very much working.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh, my lungs burn.

So I'm doing it right?

Yeah, I would say you're doing it right.

Oh.

They ought to go do that.

Guess I'm starting to feel the power now Oh,

wow,

this is new like this

Put it here.

Oh!

I'm going to have to watch your face.

Wow.

You're talking to a slogan in my cookie.

Can I have anybody to do that?

Well,

of course you do. I'm an influencer.

Everyone wants to be close to me.

It means, like, you know, I'm probably for sure going to be in the top

1 % soon.

I just believe it a lot more now.

I'm trusting you.

You have no reason not to.

I just really want to be noticed.

You will be noticed and desired.

And adored and everyone.

My darling, you can have anything you want.

I can give you everything.

And I will.

Anything I want.

Anything, darling.

I'm trusting you.

I hope you need this.

explore.

You might not even need to worry about that anymore, darling.

I kind of get what you're saying.

You can have any pattern you like.

I'm starting to feel more powerful, like every position we do.

And I only grow as we continue and strengthen.

think I'll be as good as it at you.

You got me tongue -tied, witch.

I have all the faith in you. It doesn't take magic to do that, darling.

Guess not.

You're pretty good at this.

There's your stomachs.

Well, that'll do the work.

Am I in my top 1 % now?

It'll take a moment, darling.

You must learn a little more fast.

But I promise it won't take long.

You shall have everything you want.