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Don't tell her, though,
that I said anything to you.
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You know, Rick,
I don't give 7-Eleven enough credit.
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You see what
those ones look like in Asia?
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Like-like little grocery stores?
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Morty. What's that, pal?
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Y-Yeah, the new pool's pretty great.
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- Who ya texting?
- Nobody.
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Nobody?
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- Yeah. Nobody.
- Okay, fine.
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Kind of a weird response.
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It's not weird. Privacy is a thing.
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Says the guy
who puts cameras everywhere.
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Whatever.
W-What you building in here?
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- Freeze ray?
- Kinda actually.
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Making a beer that chills itself--
Morty!
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- Why are you being weird?!
- Let go of my phone, Morty!
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Who are you texting?!
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Nobody!
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Son of a... Come on!
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- What the fuck?!
- It's fine.
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- The fuck it's fine!
- It's fine!
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You're texting with that guy?
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It's stupid, Morty. Seriously.
It's nothing.
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Evil Morty's dangerous. And evil.
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Exactly.
Which is why sometimes he reaches out
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and threatens to erase our family...
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unless I help him with stuff.
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You work for that guy?!
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He's like a Q
that makes me do things for him.
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You know Q, Morty? From Star Trek.
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Okay, so imagine a cosmic gay guy
obsessed with chess.
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- You gonna pick that up?
- You gonna make this weird?
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I'm not allowed to be concerned?
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You sound insane right now.
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Hello? Shit.
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What, you don't answer my calls now?
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Hi, Morty.
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Yeah. Feeling's mutual.
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Rick, I'm not interrupting
something, am I?
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I was just catching
Morty here up on our...
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off-screen exploits.
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You two don't share
everything as a couple?
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- You know I hate you, right?
- I do.
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It's why I try to just text.
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Let's go.
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What the heck?
Morty, you want to come on this one?
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At your own risk, obviously.
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You know what? Yeah, I will.
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- Morty.
- Cool.
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- I think we can take him.
- "We"?
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- Fuck you. I'm helpful.
- You guys scheming over there?
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- Yes.
- No.
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Right. Morty, you haven't seen this.
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Anything happens to me?
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Gone. Forever. Across all infinity.
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Dude, they just sit there? Always?
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They're from
an ideal hostage dimension
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where everyone's super-trusting
and never has to shit.
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There's no Morty.
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If he erases you, he erases himself.
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Can we move this along?
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There's a guy eating the multiverse.
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There's always a guy
eating the multiverse.
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His name is Frumblewurmple.
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- No, it's not.
- It's not.
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It calls itself "The Collective."
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At some point, it'll reach
the Central Finite Curve.
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Then it'll be our problem.
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More exposition than I expected.
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He does this to torture me.
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No portals. This thing absorbs
our stuff and learns to make its own
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and we're fucked. You're driving.
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Do you guys usually talk or...
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is it different because I'm here?
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- Morty.
- We usually talk.
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It's boring physics stuff, Morty.
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And you two defend
the Central Finite Curve together?
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Since when do you care
about anything?
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I don't. That's why I make him do it.
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Thank dick, we're here.
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Uhp, it sees us.
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- Get in the suit.
- What?!
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Morty, this is multiversal
galactic shit.
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I have to focus
a little harder than usual.
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- Get in the suit.
- Make him wear the suit!
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Evil Morty doesn't need the suit.
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Morty, get in the suit or go home.
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Oh, it disappears. That's nifty.
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What's that? Nano-mesh?
How's he breathing?
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It recycles the oxygen internally.
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- Can he piss in there?
- He can piss in there.
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I won't need to.
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Okay. Sample container's done.
Should be absorption-proof.
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- Huh. Pretty small.
- Nice. Good stuff, Morty.
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- Very helpful.
- Load your fucking thing in.
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- All set.
- Let's wrap this up.
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You are tremendous
to be attempting this.
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It will be an honor to absorb you.
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Don't let it touch you.
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- Car, clear out.
- Way ahead of you.
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You can't outrun me.
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You'll be me.
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I am The Collective!
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Rick!
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Hey!
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Oh, I get it.
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Plant these charges.
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We have absorbed
countless technologies, Rick Sanchez.
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One of them will be your equal.
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Nice of you to explain.
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The more you understand
of The Collective,
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the easier you will be
for The Collective to absorb.
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Lucky me.
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This is me, but it is coating
something that is not me.
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Uh, we-we are The Collective.
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I am The... The Collective.
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I did not say or think those things.
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And I don't think I sound like that.
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What are these?
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Uh, definitely not charges
of some kind.
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I think that's exactly what they are.
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I will absorb them.
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- Shit.
- I am the threads of time,
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bound and perfected.
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And your time is up!
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What?! I do not understand.
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I am The Collective.
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I absorb all.
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Right. And you just absorbed
a compression algorithm.
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- What?!
- Now you'll absorb yourself forever.
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Impossible!
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I am The Collective!
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No! I am The Collect--
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Way to get captured.
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Obviously not my fault.
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You really fucked me there, Morty.
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"Uh, definitely
not, uh, charges of some kind."
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It was stressful. Okay?
That was... Geez!
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Although getting captured
kind of worked out. I didn't mind it.
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I liked talking to that guy.
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Yeah, way better
than the dude from last week.
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So, you-you guys do stuff
like that together a lot?
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Only sometimes.
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Should we hit a diner? Is that crazy?
Get some waffles?
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What?! No!
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Rick, tell Morty
we're getting waffles.
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Something to drink?
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One... Two milkshakes, actually.
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- Coffee with vodka in it.
- Amen.
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You have fun, Morty?
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Today was actually a pretty good one.
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And you only threw us off a little.
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- My apologies.
- All good.
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Me and Rick just have a... rhythm.
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It's a fiercely unsteady truce,
Morty.
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Either of us could backstab
the other at any time.
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I get why he never looped you in.
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I mean, if I'm calling this guy,
must be this tall to ride, you know?
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I'm sure.
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Don't let him rile you up, Morty.
It's all dumb.
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Mostly just levitating with power
and screaming as our eyes glow.
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Sometimes we do a huge beam together.
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- What even are you?
- Jesus!
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May I go to the bathroom, please?
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I gotta give these waffles
some runway.
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What do I look like, the bad guy?
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You are permitted.
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He's a big softie
once you get to know him, huh?
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Even showed me some...
time travel stuff.
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I'm gonna shove these waffles
up your ass, pal!
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- Heavens!
- What the fuck are you doing here?
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You gonna replace me?
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I'm not sure what
you're talking about.
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Uh-huh! Home-wrecker!
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You see this? All this messy...
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whatever this is, it's weakness.
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- Fuck you.
- You know what?
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Maybe I will steal your grandpa.
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But not because I love him,
because you do.
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Here we go. Two milkshakes
for the two kinds of Mortys:
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the one who does whatever he wants
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and the one
who sucks my grandpa's dick.
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You know what?
I'll drink both milkshakes.
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Just took a shit so big,
it changed my brain chemistry.
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What are we doing?
We order those waffles yet?
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- Can we go?
- Morty, I took such a nice shit.
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Don't make him tug my leash again.
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No, we can call it.
Boy, this was great, though.
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Thanks for coming along, Morty.
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Rick, we gotta do this
after missions more often.
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Uh-huh.
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This one's on me. And, uh...
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till next time, Gramps.
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I winked. Maybe you couldn't
tell because of the eye patch.
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- We could tell.
- Blackmailing prick.
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Motherfucker!
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Yeah!
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We got him, Morty!
We fucking got him!
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I-I don't understand!
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I put the blueprints for that
dumb fucking Omega Device
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in the Omega Device, Morty.
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Eh, they've been wiped
from every possible reality.
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- You mean--
- Yes, you possessive fucking nerd!
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We're free of that hack's
bullshit once and for all.
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Oh, sweet bliss!
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I'm already forgetting
what we're talking about.
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God, he brought you along to flex.
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He showed you his lair,
that overconfident little bitch.
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Predictable bitch!
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That's what happens when you get
too used to winning, Morty.
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You start sucking
your own dick, Morty.
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He's gonna be coming for us, Morty.
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He's coming,
and he's gonna be pissed.
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He doesn't have the luxury
of subtlety anymore.
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That smug dick.
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He'll want to murder
the shit out of me, Morty.
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That's why I built this place, Morty.
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This whole dimension is
a bunker, Morty.
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Oh, man.
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We live in the bunker now, Morty!
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We might be here forever, Morty.
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Bunker dimension!
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So Evil Morty thinks he's my nemesis.
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Mostly just sucks. But he is deadly.
Swallow this.
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It's a kind of body-armor goo,
so you can take some hits.
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But only some.
I'm not made of body-armor goo.
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What about Space Beth?
Space Beth is mean to me sometimes.
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There's an evil version of Morty?
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Yes, Jerry. Obviously. Keep up.
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He's crafty. He's evil.
He's a pussy-ass bitch.
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He doesn't think I know this,
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but his stupid Akira palm laser
has a cooldown.
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You get 20 seconds
after firing it to tackle him.
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If he corners you, yell a slur.
A bad slur.
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- What?!
- That reaction exactly.
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The worse the slur,
the more time it buys you.
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Jerry, pretend to shit
your pants in fear.
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- I'll see what I can do.
- So we just live here now?
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On high alert,
but also open your heart
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to the joys of the bunker dimension.
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There's normal plumbing,
and your friends and neighbors
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all have combat training,
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like Bunker Gene here.
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- Oo-rah!
- At ease, BG.
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Now, ballistics.
246
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Evil Morty does have
a force field. It's annoying.
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Is Bunker Gene from this dimension,
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or do you think
Rick brought him here?
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00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,448
Seems like he used to be a Marine.
250
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,199
No whispering!
Whispering's the first step
251
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,368
to turning on each other.
He might go for that too.
252
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Classic bunker maneuver.
253
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,621
Just let us stew in here
until we go insane.
254
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,541
So we can't go insane,
even if we live here forever.
255
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,126
More questions?
256
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,627
No further questions.
257
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,176
Do you wish I was smarter?
258
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,594
Oh, Morty, have some dignity.
259
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,929
I don't know,
maybe it was all an act,
260
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,515
but he's powerful and confident.
261
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,060
And you guys had real chemistry.
262
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,603
I can't even do chemistry homework.
263
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,022
He wears a villain accessory, Morty.
264
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,816
We are closing the book on this.
Evil Morty sucks.
265
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,693
- You promise?
- I promise.
266
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,613
And you're sure he can't break in?
267
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,240
It's unlikely, unless he's
canonically mastered the tech needed
268
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,409
to bore through dimensional
infrastructure. I don't know.
269
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,702
I don't keep track of that stuff.
270
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,459
I'm happy you don't like him
more than me, Rick.
271
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,544
I think this one might be
for keepsies, Morty.
272
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- Shoot to kill.
- Roger that.
273
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,814
Did... Did it work, sir?
274
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It worked.
275
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,495
Semper fi!
276
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,039
Ooh! He looks mad.
277
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,207
You like that, Morty?
278
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,251
He built a bunker dimension
just for me.
279
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,670
I don't have to lie here.
I built it for a bunch of reasons.
280
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,963
You're not special, pal.
281
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,047
I don't need to be.
282
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,678
You're gonna watch me kill him.
283
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,847
Oh, man.
You sound as pressed as Morty was.
284
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,515
You do have a lot in common.
285
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,521
That's cute.
How many of those you got left?
286
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,022
Like, two?
287
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,566
Is it two?
288
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:42,984
Three?
289
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,904
Yeah!
290
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,149
What's... What's happening?
Am I missing something?
291
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,569
All our nanobots
are killing each other's nanobots!
292
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,242
God damn it!
293
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,834
Morty! No!
294
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,673
- Shoot him, Rick!
- What the hell?!
295
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,091
What are you waiting for? Kill him!
296
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,176
- Go on! Do it!
- It's him! Just do it!
297
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,886
- Oh, fuck you!
- Oh, fuck you!
298
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,096
You're really gonna do this?
299
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,056
You're really gonna try
to make him shoot me?
300
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,140
That's your trick?
301
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,227
Just... Just say your whole plan
out loud so he doesn't suspect you?
302
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,020
Shit.
303
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,240
We... We got him?
304
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,787
I really do hate you guys.
305
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:00,871
No, you don't.
306
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,207
That's the real reason
you need to kill us right now.
307
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,626
Because for Rick,
making me jealous was an act.
308
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,128
But for you...
309
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,796
Yeah. Run, bitch.
310
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,340
You leaned in hard.
'Cause you thought it was real!
311
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,425
Damn, Morty.
312
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,759
I saw what I saw, Rick.
313
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,595
He's got a big ol' crush on you.
314
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,514
I'd like to deny it, Morty,
but I'm pretty irresistible.
315
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:27,023
All right, well, maybe it's us
who need to run, bitch.
316
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,401
Huh?
317
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,156
- Jerry!
- Not helping, Dad.
318
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,035
Twenty seconds. Jump him!
319
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,787
Yeah, you little
eye-patched piece of shit.
320
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,131
You like that?
321
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,758
That little time device
you showed me,
322
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,217
I made one too.
323
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,552
Just like the portal gun.
324
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,388
Always struck me as odd
that Ricks don't do time travel.
325
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,141
I get that it's messy,
but so are you.
326
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,643
Anyways...
327
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,311
good thing I'm not a Rick.
328
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,147
Hands where I can see 'em!
329
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,775
You're surrounded
for 1,000 years in any direction,
330
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,151
you sick fuck.
331
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,597
Thanks for the tip-off.
332
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,182
A lot of people
freezing time these days.
333
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,434
Just a concerned citizen, Officer.
334
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,687
It's societal breakdown,
is what it is!
335
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,189
Nobody pulling over
for ambulances no more neither.
336
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,649
All right, get him out of here.
337
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,068
I want this kid processed yesterday.
338
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,236
Hey, hey! Wait up!
339
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,656
What?
340
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:00,658
Oh, shit!
341
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,412
You touch me with that hand again,
and I'll fucking cube it, pal!
342
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,956
You're nothing.
You're less than nothing.
343
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,916
- Uh-huh.
- Morty's right.
344
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,042
You do have a crush.
345
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,711
You needed the cops to win.
346
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,129
Ah! Scoreboard.
347
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,674
Sorry... Morty made it weird.
348
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,467
- We were never a thing.
- Uh-huh.
349
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,595
Enjoy prison, fucker!
350
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,934
Season 9, baby.
351
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,061
Only...
352
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,896
an indefinite number more.
353
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,982
Sure glad we
didn't have to use those slurs.
354
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,234
- Oh, my God. Same.
- You had one ready?
355
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,819
Oh, don't act like you didn't.
356
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,446
Let's all say them at the same time.
357
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,781
Three. Two. One.
358
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,117
- Eww! Dad!
- Jerry!
359
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,287
Wow! Evil Morty
off the board for good, huh?
360
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,830
What are you gonna do now, Rick?
361
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,123
Nothing but green...
362
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,625
You know, green grass
in front of us, baby.
363
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,587
- I need a vacation.
- Oh. Nice.
364
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,466
But you do like me more than him?
365
00:20:58,549 --> 00:20:59,925
Don't be needy, Morty.
366
00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:38,214
When are you in for, ape?
367
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,298
This is it?
368
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,675
You're not gonna put me
in stasis for all of time
369
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,011
or, I don't know,
remove my consciousness?
370
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,597
What? Bro, this shit's
supposed to be punitive.
371
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,099
What the hell sucks
about going to sleep?
372
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,267
Nah, little man.
373
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,228
Y'all gonna be eating mush on a tray,
374
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,564
with, like, big aggro dudes
that call you "Fish" relentlessly.
375
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,858
- Damn.
- I mean, you can get jacked,
376
00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:00,569
but even then,
you gotta hustle for that protein.
377
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,904
You guys have prison pegged.
378
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,823
We've had forever to do it.
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