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What the hell up there?

Right here, cats and dogs.

Anyway, I thought maybe you could use something warm.

Sabrina!

Ah, there you are.

I thought you could use something here, huh?

You said you were at the office, Frank.

I was.

Well, I stopped by.

I ran into Bill. That guy has a million stories. Bill's in Chicago.

His wife told me this morning.

Sabrina, it's not what you think.

And what do I think exactly?

That you were with someone else?

That you lied to me?

That every time you make a promise, you're just buying time to hide

Please don't put it that way.

There's no one else.

That's not it.

Sometimes I feel like if I told you everything just the way it is,

I'd lose you.

So instead you keep me guessing.

You know what's the worst part, Philip?

I'm not even angry.

You just hired a sweet talk.

Words that stroke you while they deceive.

I wasn't supposed to go this way.

Ten years ago, the western state's federal government and the eastern

democracy government announced the imminent threat of nuclear war due to

uncontrollable disputes over energy, ideology, and repeated betrayals.

Citizens of the world, as we stand on the brink of this unprecedented event,

is imperative that we stand together in solidarity and in hope.

The two governments warned the population to prepare for a nuclear

would make the Earth's surface uninhabitable for humans, plants, and

was unclear why, but a 3 ,653 -day countdown began.

To protect the population, the two governments started the Humanity Global

Protection Plan, or HGPP.

The HGPP was established to provide for the creation of public shelters assigned

through a lottery.

Accessing protection in a public shelter has become increasingly difficult.

Shelter space has become scarce and prohibitively expensive.

Those fortunate enough to have a spot reserved in one of these shelters live

with a bittersweet sense of security, knowing many others are left

It is no coincidence that we are here today.

Nothing that is happening is random.

And if it is your destiny to survive, you will survive.

A few years ago, with cities largely abandoned, Central Park was transformed

into a vast multitude of private shelters designed for the wealthiest

the population, further increasing the already enormous difference with the

of the citizens.

The remaining part of the population, unable to afford private shelter and not

selected for the public one, lives in a state of indifference and fear.

This situation has pushed them to deny the incoming nuclear threat and to

the so -called no -crisis groups.

For the first time in history, we will be united in a common cause.

As we stand side by side, trying to enjoy these final minutes that we have

together and take it as it comes, we acknowledge that this is the end of an

These events overlapped with the birth of the television channel that has kept

you company for the past 10 years.

BWC, broadcast world crisis, to help keep you informed, fit, and always up to

date on developments.

24 hours a day, 7 days a week. The 10 years of waiting are over. Amid

and certainty, the two governments continue to confirm that there is now no

to prevent this nuclear holocaust.

So today, we're airing the last episode of Final Broadcast.

Good morning. Welcome to the last episode of Final Broadcast.

I'm Jack. And I'm Sarah. And if you're just tuning in, today's not like any

other day.

That's right. As we know, there's an impending nuclear apocalypse. But...

Hey, way to make sure your last moments are informative and fun.

Today's show promises an array of engaging content.

Not only will we have a direct link with the president, but we're thrilled to

welcome the ever -entertaining comedian Morty McFunny and many other outstanding

guests. So hang tight for our theme and we'll dive straight in.

Welcome back.

As we navigate through the final minutes of our planned existence, you'll notice

a timer ticking away in the corner of your screen, reminding us of the

moments we have left together.

That's right, Jack.

This broadcast is the only live event currently airing in the Western world,

it's a tremendous honor for all of us here at World Broadcast Crisis.

Our dedicated team has been working tirelessly to bring you this

And speaking of monumental, none of this would have been possible without our

generous sponsor, the American ice cream giant, Frosty Bliss.

That's right, Jack.

Frosty Bliss has been making waves with their non -melting ice cream, perfect

for our rapidly warming planet.

We're now joined by the visionary entrepreneur behind it all, Mr.

Steve Frost.

Thank you, Sarah. Thank you, Jack. With global temperatures soaring, I wanted to

give the world a constant chill with our ice cream. And now, as we face a

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Plus, if you use our app, you can get it delivered in under 15 minutes.

All right, Steve, I got to ask.

You're offering express delivery because the world's about to end, right?

Because usually y 'all slow as motherfuckers.

Well, Jack, let's just say we want to make sure everyone gets their final

And for those who might make it through, we're launching a limited edition

flavor tomorrow called Survivor. We've produced a million units, though I guess

it might not be that limited if fewer folks make it through, right?

Always the optimist, aren't you, Steve?

Well, you've got to find a silver lining somewhere, right? If it really is the

end, might as well go out with a smile, and maybe with a scoop of Survivor.

Right on. Thank you, Steve. Sorry I thought I lost you there for a minute.

thanks to Frosty Bliss.

It is going to be a night of introspection, questions, and perhaps

Tips on navigating these final hours, the last ever weather reports, and the

results of our ultimate betting contest.

But before we get to the heart of it, let's give our hilarious Morty McFunny a

moment.

Why so down, folks?

For as the saying goes, we are dust.

And to dust we shall return.

Except for the people of Antarctica, who turn back into slushies.

You know, I've heard so many end -of -the -world jokes today, it's like

no tomorrow.

You know, I ran into my friend, and he was crying.

I asked him why, and he said his girl left him.

I said, hey, buck up, buddy. It's not like it's the end of the world.

Oh, wait.

Cry on.

Oh, your girl left you. It's the end of the world, and it's raining, really.

It's just another Monday.

Tonight, nobody has plans.

I'm dying to see what happens next.

I ran into our musical guest backstage composing his new piece.

Of course, after tonight, it's no longer composition so much as it's

decomposition.

Now, a touching love story.

I saw a man talking to his wife tonight.

Elena, he said, we've been through so much.

Do you remember that time when our house burned down and we lost everything?

You were right there with me.

Yes, I remember, she replied.

And Elena, do you remember when our son died in that tragic car

accident? My heart was broken, but you were there.

She began to cry softly.

Delaina, where are you?

Right here beside you, my love.

Delaina, are you sure that you're not some sort of jinx?

Thank you, McFunny. As

always, that was funny.

Well... We'll see you later. We'll be back right back after these messages.

with us.

And stay safe.

Progress comes with a price.

Comfort, convenience, survival.

All of it comes from choices we made together.

When the world demanded innovation, we delivered.

Some say we traded freedom for safety, but let me ask you, what is freedom

without a future?

The Western States federal government has ensured that every citizen gets a

chance at life.

This isn't about me or them or even you.

It's about us.

Together we can endure.

Together we rebuild.

Together we stand.

Thank you for your flexibility.

Hey, I'm MJ Prod, and I've got great news.

Indoor football is back, just 15 days after the explosion.

We're bringing you the most thrilling tournament ever.

When life knocks us down, we get back up.

It's going to be one of the ages. Get ready, because true champions never

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You're ready to face death, citizen.

Being afraid of death is nothing more than believing you know something you

actually don't.

Nobody knows if, for us, death might be the greatest of all things. So why fear

it? Isn't thinking you know what you don't actually the most shameful kind of

ignorance?

You're not ignorant.

You're ready to face death, citizen.

Welcome back, everyone. Join us now from the Western State Security Bunker,

Chairwoman of the International Council, Dr. Lauren Mitchell.

Thank you for being here with us tonight, Dr. Mitchell.

Thank you for having me, Sarah. It's important to connect with everyone

these critical moments.

All right, Dr. Mitchell, let's get straight to the point.

We're looking at an event that could wipe out over 90 % of the global

population. People are scared.

What can you tell them?

Well, Jack, we're undergoing what I would term a transformative transition.

This event provides us the opportunity to restart leaner, more agile, with a

stronger focus on employment and incredible motivation.

This opportunity will walk people through profound emotional moments.

And isn't that what life is all about?

Experiencing its stronger emotions. I truly believe that this will be a

experience for everyone, including the skeptics.

With all due respect, Dr.

Mitchell, labeling a potential global annihilation as a transformative

transition seems disconnected.

This isn't just a transition.

It's a tragedy.

I understand the gravity of the situation, Sarah.

But as chairwoman of the International Council, it is my responsibility to act

on the best interests of everyone, and that includes people who did not vote

me. I'm looking at the bigger picture here, envisioning and working towards a

future where humanity bounces back stronger.

Best interests, huh? Okay, well, speaking of interests, Dr. Mitchell, it

be noted that during your election campaign, you were against the

of the Save the Life shelters.

You know, the shelters that could have provided shelter for nearly 10 million

people. Instead, you prioritize sports stadiums.

Can you explain?

Jack, that was a different time.

The circumstances and the information were different. This is back when we

believed in the power of sports and communal gatherings to unite people.

But don't you think, in retrospect, that decision was short -sighted?

Especially given our current circumstances.

We made the best decisions based on the information that we had at the time.

Well, for our viewers at home who might not be familiar with the whole save the

life bunkers debate, let's take a look at an old report that we filmed less

eight years ago by our very own George.

Live from New York, I am George.

Today, amidst heated debates about protecting citizens from nuclear risk.

And in light of the Senate's proposal to convert sports stadiums into bunkers to

shelter a significant portion of the population, we've seen the rise of the

the Sport movement.

This group is lobbying hard to prevent the destruction of sports facilities.

We're here to listen to a recording segment of Mrs. Mitchell, a young and

political figure known for her controversial campaigns on birth

The Save Our Sports movement believes there is a serious abuse of power

happening. They're trying to rob us of our sports and our entertainment.

Look, we are not just defending a stadium. We are defending our way of

okay? We must protect sports and entertainment at all costs. Look.

In sports, you win without killing. In war, you kill without winning. Come on!

We are simply trying to advocate to protect the rights of our children and

hard -working man who, after a day's labor, just wants to come home and

to some sports. But no, they tell us that we need to build a bunker because

maybe one day there'll be a bomb, okay? Well, I say, if they want that bunker so

bad, why don't they go build it in their own backyards?

Yeah, there's plenty of places to do that.

And on that note, there are plenty of places to do that. The scientific

committee Bunkers for Life disagrees.

Sports facilities are the only suitable sites for bunker construction.

Given the imminent and increasingly nuclear threat, our analysts predict the

possible escalation within five years.

Construction must start immediately.

We're talking about human lives.

If there's a nuclear attack, sports would be irrelevant.

This is the only solution to ensure protection from radiation.

President Mitchell, the evidence seems...

clear regarding your involvement.

How do you respond to these allegations?

This is nothing but a smear campaign from my opponents. Nothing would have

changed.

Excuse me, but it's scientifically proven, and top researchers like Dr.

from the Boston Research Institute, along with a team of nuclear scientists,

confirmed that if we had placed the shelters there instead of the sports

facilities, over 10 million Western citizens could have found refuge,

for over six months.

That is an opinion.

Sarah, and I don't believe that is the correct way to approach this debate.

There's an old saying, if my grandfather had wheels, he'd be a trolley.

Fixating on the what -ifs of a situation are not helpful right now.

What I am trying to do is assure those viewers watching from home that this is

not the end. If you follow government guidelines, you'll see everything will

all right.

Okay, well.

We appreciate Dr. Mitchell's time, and it's certainly challenging times for us

all. Let's head over to Melissa at the social media monitor to see what our

viewers are saying online.

The reactions from our viewers on PostItLink .com are pouring in.

Let's see.

Still believing in this end -of -the -world nonsense?

Wake up, people.

Why do the elites have bunkers and we don't?

As a reminder to our viewers, PostItLink .com, the platform born from the

government's fusion of all social networks, is our official partner.

So please keep your comments coming. We love to stay connected.

What is up, guys? It's Tyler, and we're back with more end -of -the -world

vlogs, and we're going crazy all night long.

Right here, we've got karaoke and dancing, and they're killing it in here.

here, we've got hallways full of rooms, peoples, and parties dancing like it's

the last night of their lives.

If we go right up here, we've got people killing it on the dance floor. Yes!

Go for it. Absolutely.

But seriously, guys, if these are our last moments, we're going to try and

them and make them go viral. Remember to like and subscribe to my channel,

posted link, and stay safe out there.

Beautiful reel.

And here's an intriguing message from DogandCat05.

Science isn't the exact science.

We're here with Dr.

Emmy Foster, renowned scientist and journalist.

Dr. Foster, science isn't an exact science.

What do you make of that statement?

Well, that is a rather simplistic point of view, but I say yes.

There's no such thing as exact science.

A few years ago, a medical journal named Surgery published two papers based on

identical data, but reached completely opposite conclusions.

Now, they discussed a specific tool used in the appendix removal surgery.

One paper claimed it increased the infection rate, while the other

So this underscores a problem in the scientific world.

Collecting and interpreting data isn't always straightforward.

Bias, whether conscious or unconscious, can influence a scientist's

interpretation.

Researchers used methods like double -blind procedures to minimize bias,

However, it's not really always feasible.

Well, so you're saying the nuclear explosion might not be as catastrophic

as believed?

Oh, I didn't quite say that.

What I mean is that different researchers can interpret data

They weigh information based on their perspective and can publish opposing

on the same topic.

That's why we have such a significant amount of pacifists on the surface who

believe there won't be a bomb at all. You know, let's cut to our

George, on New York streets for more.

Thank you, Sarah.

I'm here at the Pax Lux, the pacifist denialist protest.

It's been almost 10 years, and the number of skeptics has only grown.

Joining me now is a group who embodies the movement's sentiment.

Wake up, people!

Don't buy into everything they feed you. Trust me. God wins always.

Fight and love, cockroach.

Right, but in just a few minutes, there could be a nuclear holocaust.

They want to keep the truth from us. It's a mass destruction weapon.

They've locked us in bunkers. They've taken away our freedom. For ten years,

we've been bombarded with this TV broadcast. We're going to shut it down.

talking about humanity's future in space.

To conceptualize for our viewers at home, Jillian is referring to the recent

disappearance of space tourism ships, rumored, according to conspiracy

to be used to evacuate the elite from Earth during the explosion.

So you are not afraid of the impending explosion you think will be spared?

Nothing will happen, trust me!

Well,

the situation here in New York is unreal.

The streets are deserted and people are starting to lose control.

I will keep moving through the streets and I'll touch base with you later.

This is George signing off for now.

Be safe and back to you in the studio.

Welcome back, folks. We're here with Dr. Adam Turner, Dr. Emmy Foster, Dr. John

Gonzalez to delve deeper into tonight's urgent topics.

I'd love to start with Dr. Turner. What's going through your mind right

In the 20th century, during the war, the threat of nuclear holocaust was very

real, yet it wasn't assumed that the end of the world would come from our

benevolent nature. In 1963, a book and a film challenged the...

concept of evil as we knew it.

Hannah Arendt published Eichmann in Jerusalem, a report on the banality of

portraying the orchestrator of the Jewish Holocaust as merely a bureaucrat.

following orders.

The following year, Stanley Kubrick released Dr. Strangelove, showing not

wickedness of the US and Soviet leaders, but their folly leading to nuclear war.

Kubrick once said a civilization could fall under the weight of its own

mediocrity. The world can end due to our own foolishness, which is precisely

what's happening right now.

The world is basically ending because we are foolish.

That is a bold statement.

Gonzalez, anything to add?

Not all evil is ordinary.

You know, have you read the book of Abram the Swan, The Killing Compartment?

The popularity of her book gave us the idea that evil is ordinary, but evil is

not ordinary.

I am blown away, Dr. Gonzalez. You read a whole book on your own.

It's not the only book I read. I can recommend one, too, if you want.

Oh, no, thank you. You guys.

Humanity's self -interest, both at the personal and at the state level, is

rampant in the world.

The lack of ability to cooperate, which led to fighting of resources, that led

to misuse of technology.

This is why we're here today, at the end of the world, at the nuclear holocaust.

For the heated discussion, before we head into another commercial break,

go back to our correspondent, Francine, who's in the Central Park shelters.

Thank you, Jack.

Let me give you an overview of this impressive complex.

This area, known as Safe Haven, is a monumental humanitarian project

to the size of a small city.

Originally known as a public park, Safe Haven consists of 550 private military

-built steel and concrete bunkers. These bunkers were repurposed 10 years ago

and initially priced affordably to provide life -saving shelter for entire

families or groups.

These bunkers are buried under thick layers of soil, separated by 350 feet in

all directions to mitigate the impact of surface blast waves.

They feature standard 26 -foot interior width, length of 55 to 75 feet, feet and

12 foot high ceilings. Each bunker is equipped with air and exhaust

shafts and a secondary emergency exit.

Stay safe and back to you, Jack.

Stay tuned for more on final broadcast, including a look into how people are

finding comfort in the kitchen despite these uncertain times.

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Do you know what's worse than the end of the world?

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When everything's falling apart and there's no one left to talk to, we are

to make sure you're not entirely forgotten.

In your final moments, who better to talk to than a voice on the other end of

the line?

We'll stay with you through the chaos, offering a little company and a lot of

understanding.

Because let's face it, if the world's going down, at least you shouldn't be

stuck in silence.

Even the apocalypse is better with someone to talk to.

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Breaking news.

A failed military operation to seize control of the primary missile command

has been confirmed.

Sources reveal that a rogue faction attempted to override security systems

effort to initiate the planned nuclear strike prematurely. The assault was

thwarted by automated defense systems.

But the situation remains tense.

Officials have not disclosed the identities of those involved or the

the damage, and communication with the base has been severely limited.

The government urges citizens to remain calm as investigations continue.

Breaking news.

The complete evacuation of midtown Manhattan has been ordered after patrol

drones detected critical radiation levels.

No official confirmation yet, but the government has issued a red alert for

area. All nearby shelters are now reported to be sealed.

These are the breaking news.

Stay tuned on broadcast World Crisis.

Good evening, everyone.

As we face what might be our final hours of existence,

I've received numerous messages questioning why this impending doom

predicted in my horoscopes.

To be honest, I did hint that this wouldn't be a great year for

Sagittarius. Remember, I said expect...

tumultuous times ahead.

Well, now here we are.

First, let's talk about the immediate future.

This may sound grim, but you're strong and resilient, and you've always

thrived on chaos.

Tonight, under this apocalyptic sky,

Your ruling planet Jupiter aligns with Mars, giving you exceptional strength

and courage.

Use it wisely.

But remember, this alignment also means you're likely to be impulsive.

So temper your actions with wisdom.

The moon in Scorpio intensifies emotions.

which might lead you to confront some deep existential truths.

Embrace them.

This is your moment of reckoning.

Lastly, a bit of practical advice.

If you find yourself outside,

seek shelter immediately.

If you're with loved ones, hold them close.

The universe may be vast and indifferent, but it's the connections we

give our lives meaning, even at the end.

May the stars guide you safely through this night.

For now, that's all for me.

Back to you, Sarah.

Salvo, it is so wonderful to have you with us. So tell us, if you survive,

you continue your show, Best Done in the Kitchen, now in its 10th season?

It's a pleasure to be here, Sarah, and you bet I will. The kitchen is my

And if food is the most universal human language, then every kitchen reflects

society. Well, in light of our current situation, what does this society's

kitchen look like?

It's a broken kitchen.

It's run down with broken appliances and rusty utensils.

But the ingredients are still good, and that's all you need to make a great

meal.

Absolutely. I see Dr. Turner nodding over here. You agree with Chef Zabel's

metaphor? Oh, actually, I wasn't even paying attention. It's a gesture I do

I'm bored.

You're bored.

During humanity's final hour, you're bored.

To quote the great Giacomo Leopardi, only...

Intelligent beings express boredom.

Yeah, well, let me pose a question, or rather a provocation.

Where is everyone?

What do you mean?

I mean, where is everyone?

It's the question Enrico Fermi asked about alien life.

Given the billions of habitable planets in the cosmos, why is it we have never

encountered extraterrestrial civilizations?

The question of Fermi's paradox proposes that upon a civilization reaching a

certain technological progress, they find their own self -destruction. Does

sound familiar? Because it's exactly what we're experiencing right now.

stop. Jack, you know, Fermi's paradox is very interesting, philosophical,

platonic perspective. I want to bring it back down to Earth to see the potholes.

The idea of advanced societies arguing on a self -destructing course aligns

perfectly with the course of our society and also the development of an agorium.

So, Dr. Gonzalez rightly pointed out the fact that, you know, the geopolitical

risk. However, I feel like there is a fundamental issue at hand that we're not

addressing.

Dr. Gonzalez talked about the need for political stability.

But what's the point in that if we're marching towards ecological disaster and

ethical bankruptcy?

Dr. Fauci, don't you think that it's a little bit idealistic and that we have

find practical solutions to real problems? And I would argue the most

solution is one that considers the long -term survival of our species and our

planet.

Wonderful performance.

Well executed.

Are you not aware that we are experiencing a sinking ship, or rather,

say, rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic?

Cynical as always.

Well, gentlemen and ladies, while we debate our ethical and global

predictions of what's about to happen, I mean, it seems our only achievement is

how eloquently we express the demise we're about to partake. Let's at least

agree that if we're going down...

We're going down philosophically armed.

One moment, folks. Before we head back to Chef Savo and Sarah in the kitchen,

let's check in with our field correspondent, George.

George, are you there? What was that? Something outside?

This is George reporting live. We just heard some explosions near downtown, and

it is...

Chaos in the streets.

We are headed down to the designated emergency shelter by the old subway

at Bleeker Street that is supposed to be radiation -proof, or so they say.

We are not sure exactly what is happening. It could be those tests they

us about, or perhaps something even worse. What we do know is the emergency

systems are overwhelmed.

And communication lines are down in many areas of the city.

If you are watching this, take shelter.

Follow emergency protocols.

Don't wait.

George, keep your head down. Keep broadcasting as long as you can. We're

on your every word, George. Keep up the good work.

Will do, Jack.

This is George reporting live from somewhere beneath New York.

Signing off for now.

Stay safe, everyone.

And we're back, folks. And as you can see, Dr.

Gonzalez is enjoying a bit of sponsored comfort. In these difficult times, you

know, these small pleasures.

So frosty, so, you know, refreshing.

The new flavors are really make you help you put your thoughts away from these

unsavory thoughts.

No, in fact.

We have some updates from Francine reporting from Central Park.

Thank you, Jack.

I have just left the Central Park bunkers, those comfortable sanctuaries

wealthy residents of the western states, which are now closed and sealed.

I'm currently heading towards a makeshift shelter created within a

car garages near the East River.

It's only a short walk from the bunkers, but it feels like it's a world away.

There are only the desperate there, those who believe the world is ending

who cannot afford proper shelter.

As we move away from Central Park, the area becomes increasingly abandoned and

dangerous. That's all I have for you now. I'll update you as soon as I manage

make my way inside one of these self -made shelters.

Stay safe.

Thank you, Francine. Continuing with our coverage, we're now going to a live,

unique situation unfolding at a New York hospital.

Our correspondent will bring us the story of a terminally ill patient who

given a week to live just seven days ago.

Remarkably, bookmakers have been taking bets on whether the patient would

succumb to illness or the potential end of the world first.

A bizarre reflection of the times we're living in.

Let's go to our correspondent, Emma, for more details.

Thanks, Jack. Here at the hospital, the atmosphere is tense.

Behind me, you can see the patient in question.

Given only a week to live, he's found himself at the center of an unusual

betting frenzy. Bookmakers are cashing in on the morbid curiosity of whether or

not he'll outlast the world's end.

The patient's condition remains critical.

Our sponsor, betting company BetBlast, is offering many opportunities.

Let's take a look at those odds.

Death before nuclear explosion is at 1 .89, while death after is at 5.

Survival with defibrillator is at 4 .2, while convulsions are at 2 .4.

It's a surreal scene. In the midst of global panic and uncertainty, these vets

add an eerie layer of normalcy, albeit one tinged with a dark sense of humor.

Thank you for that report, Emma.

Unsettling to see how people are coping with this crisis.

Let's shift our focus back to the studio. Sarah, you're in the kitchen

Salvo. What's cooking?

Mmm, the aroma is just enticing.

So, Chef Salvo, tell us, in these dire times, you mentioned in your book

that post -nuclear holocaust cannibalism.

could be a necessity for survival.

Care to elaborate on that?

Most definitely, yes.

In a post -nuclear world, we will, some people, I'd say one to two million

people worldwide, will need to eat human flesh in order to survive.

So since that's going to be the case, they should be able to do it properly.

It is a grim thought, but if that's the case...

Do you have any suggestions on how to make it more palatable?

Absolutely.

Awesome. First, let's watch this report put together by our journalist on human

flesh consumption, and then we can discuss those recipes.

Human flesh?

Certainly not on most people's menus. But in extreme survival situations, it's

important to know some basic rules of thumb.

Top of the list for things to remember, never eat the brain.

Doing so can put your survival at risk within hours.

Outside of pathological cases, anthropophagists or cannibalistic

classic culinary methods.

In dire circumstances, adapt these techniques to your cultural cuisine.

For Mediterranean diets, think traditional preparation methods.

Also important to note, human flesh isn't a complete food source.

Water remains essential for proper bodily functioning.

Yes, the Andes plane crash survivors stayed alive through cannibalism, but

because they had access to potable water.

Ensure you have a water supply or you risk dehydration.

Here's one you might not know. Never drink blood directly from a body. Blood,

whether human or animal, contains proteins and nutrients that are hard to

digest.

Cook it if you must, but it's better to avoid it altogether.

And finally, be cautious with organs high in blood content, like the heart.

Drain as much blood as possible from the organ to reduce toxin intake.

And avoid the stomach. Its gastric juices can cause severe heartburn,

an effervescent antacid to treat it.

Chef Salvo, do you offer any insight into cooking human flesh?

Thank you for the question, Sarah.

Cooking meat and human flesh is very similar.

Right here we have pork, which is very versatile and very similar to human

flesh. It's white, fatty, and it can be baked, broiled, pan -fried, or even

grilled.

I imagine there's no vegan alternative?

Well, vegans can eat hair.

Do you not realize?

It's unrealistic.

It's stupid.

And honestly, talking about pork like that, come on. Are you going to do a

Use real human meat.

I'm worried about the pigs. Poor pigs.

Yeah, they'll be fine.

Well, we apologize if we offended any animal rights activists.

But before the break, let's check to see if there are any updates from the

hospital. Emma, are you there?

Thanks, Jack. We do have an update from BetBlast. The situation seems to have

slightly worsened, and the odds have shifted for those betting live with

BetBlast. Now, death before the end of the world, odds have gone down to 1 .87.

Just a reminder, death before the end of the world means death before the timer

runs out.

The patient's condition has worsened and his breathing is irregular.

So we're in the final minutes and we should know something soon.

There's a lot of excitement here at the hospital.

Crowds are cheering.

Incredibly, this is coming down to the wire.

Let's see how this unfolds and we'll be back if there's more news.

Dr. Gonzalez, thank you as always. Thank you, Jack.

Dr. Foster, thanks for being here.

Thank you for having me, Jack. Believe in science.

Always. And Dr. Turner, always a pleasure. Thank you.

Okay, as we continue to cover these extraordinary events, it's crucial to

informed. We'll check in with our correspondents on the front lines in

moment. Remember, the next part of our broadcast promises to be even more

captivating. Stay with us.

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Despite the escalating situation, the previously announced timeline for the

attack remains unchanged.

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We're back in the studio to experience the final and thrilling moment.

Jack? Yes, we have our two correspondents on the street. George is

in what seems to be a calmer area compared to earlier.

And Francine is inside one of the garages near the Central Park shelters.

Francine, why don't you go first and tell us what's happening on your end?

you update us on the situation there? And how are people coping with the

tension?

Hello, Sarah. I'm currently within a makeshift garage shelter where I have

kindly welcomed.

This is a community of outcasts who believe that despite the minimal safety

measures here, they will survive.

We'll discuss this topic further with Dr. Kurosawa in a moment, but for now,

let's have a look around at the situation.

As you can see, the floor is littered with trash, including money, which

currently has no monetary value.

Without proper beds, couches are being used for sleeping.

The food supply is also limited, with most of it being spoiled or expired.

As a whole, the situation here is extremely dangerous and unfit for

These people have been marginalized by their society.

They believe that the world is ending, and yet they do not have a proper way to

protect themselves.

Back to you in the studio.

Amazing story Francine.

George, can you tell us about your current position and what you're able to

observe? Yes, Jack, we are in a commercial district that has been

abandoned. The streets are empty and there is a palpable sense of fear in the

air. Every once in a while we are hearing loud explosions coming from

and the streets are shaking literally every time these explosions happen.

I've got to tell you, the most terrifying part about all this is...

the uncertainty about this situation.

We do not know if we are safe here or what may happen next.

It must be incredibly challenging to remain focused. Don't you think it's

for us to tell our viewers?

I guess it's about that time, Sarah.

Well, maybe our most observant viewers have already noticed, but Francine and

George are a couple. I mean, just look at those tender and worried glances that

they're exchanging. They definitely are adorable.

Francine, George, we have a surprise for you and our viewers.

We found this old footage on Post -it Link. Let's watch it together.

What a beautiful love story. We're so happy we could share this moment with

of you.

Francine, George, do you have anything you want to say to each other or to our

viewers?

Seeing those clips is just a stark reminder of the world that we are

preserve.

Our connection, our story, not just about us.

It's about everyone's struggle for hope, for normalcy.

And yes, Francine, knowing that you are safe, that is what is keeping me alive

right now.

I love you.

I love you, George.

It's a powerful reminder of the human aspect behind the headlines.

And thank you to our sponsor, Post -it Link.

Francine. I understand you have a guest with you there, Dr. Kurosawa, an expert

in nuclear safety and bunker technology.

Can you introduce us?

Yes. Yes, Jack. With me here is Dr.

Kurosawa, a leading expert in nuclear safety and bunker infrastructure.

He's been assisting with the preparations and safety protocols of the

Global Protection Plan.

Dr. Kurosawa, could you please share with our viewers how effective these

shelters are and what measures are being taken to ensure people's safety?

Francine, the problem is that these shelters are not effective at all.

What we really need is bunkers.

Let's say if the ground zero was 10, 15 miles from here even, these flimsy

shelters will not protect anybody.

We need to have something.

more along the lines of what is at the Central Park bunkers.

Something that is supplied with food, something that has survivability of

The problem with these shelters is that they are so flimsy that even air can

come in through here and contaminated with radiation can infect everybody.

And there are a lot of concerns about the psychological impacts remaining in

confined spaces for prolonged periods of time can cause.

How have you addressed the situation?

Well, once again, the bunkers have helped.

Ladies and gentlemen, bear with us for the moment. We have seemed to have lost

the connection with Francine. We're going to try to get her back online.

In the meantime, let's cut to commercial. What is going on? We have

No. I need to know what is going on. I can't reach Francine anymore.

The lines are down. They're down.

George, we're trying to get Francine back.

Right now. We're trying to get her back. Don't tell me you're trying, okay?

You're out there in this fancy studio where I'm out here risking my life,

Like, this is not okay.

Cut his feed now, please.

Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the interruption. As you can see, the

situation is evolving rapidly, and emotions are running high.

But we assure you, we are...

committed to keeping you informed with the most accurate and timely information

available. Please stay tuned as we work to resolve these issues and ensure the

safety of all of our staff, including our correspondents. We'll come back to

Francine and George in a few moments.

As we navigate these challenging moments, it's important to remember the

resilience and creativity that define us while we deal with uncertainty.

certainty, let's take a moment to celebrate the spirit of human expression

hope. We're going live to a local community event where one artist is

statement through his work.

This is my art, but I think it's more than that. It's my voice. It's my

to everyone out there.

It feels like we're in a world that's out of control, where the only people

can make decisions are the powerful and the rich.

But I want to take back that control.

On this canvas, I have control.

I want you to have control, too.

We will be here long after this happens.

There will be a new beginning, and this will remain. This artwork, it may remain

as a message for all of us.

This is my mural, and it may seem apocalyptic, but it's not. It's a

rising from the ashes. This art, if it remains, will be a symbol, a message to

everyone.

Thank you, Leo. That passage and your interpretation through art remind us of

the power of perspective.

In times of uncertainties, it's a business like yours that offers not just

solace, but a challenge to reimagine and reshape our world to ensure that when

things fall, they also rise anew.

Yes. Thank you, Leo. Your work tonight is not just a mural.

It's really a beacon for those watching at home.

inspire them to face the future and to shape it any way they can with whatever

tools they have.

Leo's words and his stunning mural give us much to ponder about our resilience

and the transformative power of the human spirit.

But as we consider our future, both immediate and long -term,

it's also crucial to stay informed about the very real and present conditions

we're facing today.

Let's now go over to Ethan Storm, our meteorologist who's been closely

monitoring the environmental changes that accompany these turbulent times.

Ethan, what's the latest on the weather front?

Welcome, everyone. This is Ethan Storm. Now let's take a quick look at the

expected climate changes following the explosion up until tomorrow's first

light. Now, just one billionth of a second after the explosion, temperatures

will reach 100 million degrees Fahrenheit near the explosion epicenter,

temperature 10 times hotter than the sun's surface.

Everything, humans, animals, plants, will burn instantly.

The heat, smoke, and soot from burning woods, plastics, and fossil fuels will

consequently block solar rays, leading to a significant cooling of Earth's

surface. This phenomenon is known as nuclear winter and could have

impacts on global weather patterns, potentially causing prolonged periods of

cold temperatures and disruptive precipitation patterns.

By day two, expect temperatures to remain well below freezing, even in

warmer regions.

Now this sudden and intense cold could also lead to freezing of any exposed

water sources and the halt of any agricultural activity.

From day three to five, the cooling will continue, but at a slower rate.

Temperatures could drop as much as 50 degrees and well below the average for

this time of year.

By the end of the first week, temperatures will somehow stabilize.

However, this is only the calm before a long and bitter storm. The average

global temperatures could hover around 40 to 60 degrees below normal. And

without the sun's warmth, We're in for an extended period of cold, darkness,

unpredictability. This is just the beginning of what could be a prolonged

deadly nuclear winter. Back to you at the studio.

Well, at least we're solving global warming.

Well, jokes aside, it's really crucial for those at home to avoid going out

during the coldest hours.

especially elderly and children.

Remember, you can join the conversation using hashtag final broadcast on post

-it links. We're receiving many messages and several videos have gone viral.

Let's take a look with Melissa.

Let's read a few more comments from our viewers.

The stars look different tonight.

It's as if they know.

In every inn, there's a new beginning.

Let's not forget that.

You're all insensitive, showing no respect for the tragedy.

Shame on you.

We need to make it clear. You're free to change the channel if you wish, but

there's no need to disrupt those providing a public service.

Let's check in on the surface.

Is something happening up there?

Jack. Let's go to George on the front line for a clearer picture of what's

on.

Everyone, if you're watching this, things are escalating quickly.

Come on, George.

Explosions? Dissidents? I mean...

sounds like a lot of conspiracy talk to me.

Are you sure you're not just hearing construction?

I mean, I'm sure it's probably not as bad as you make it out to be.

Not as bad?

What are you talking about?

Look around you.

It is complete chaos in the streets.

Francine, if anything happens to her, it's on us for ignoring the signs.

I'm telling you what I'm seeing with my own eyes.

This is not paranoia, okay?

All right, guys, chill out. George, hey, your safety is our top priority.

We appreciate you taking these risks.

Sarah, maybe we can try to get some confirmation on these events, the

Fine, but I'm not staying here.

I'm going down to meet Francine.

If you have any real updates from the studios, I need them now.

George is so sexy.

But guess who we have on the line, Jack?

Who, Sarah?

We have Francine back on the line.

Francine, can you hear us?

Yes, Sarah.

There have been several small explosions around me. The garage I was in has

collapsed, and several people have died, including children.

I'm feeling shaken but determined. Where's George?

Well, we've lost George's cameraman, and we currently don't have a signal with

him. What do you mean you don't have a signal? Is he okay? Do you know where he

is?

Let's not use the broadcast for personal matters. Please, frenzy. I just want to

find George and cover the story for you. Is he downtown?

Can I find him? George, if you're watching, I'm coming for you, okay?

Oh, sweet.

What a beautiful love story.

They're searching for George.

Let's tell them the location, Sarah.

No, let's keep a bit of suspense for our viewers.

And before we continue... Hold on, hold on. I'm sorry, everyone. Hold on. Bring

it down. Bring it down, everybody. Hold on.

Guys, listen up, everybody. I gotta say this.

Guys, continuing on as if nothing's wrong is madness.

And while I appreciate the shelter of this bunker, it's not enough.

It's not.

We can't just keep broadcasting.

Like, there's not real work to be done outside.

And many of us have decided we can't stay here any longer pretending

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Breaking news.

All communication with Eastern State Command has been lost.

There is no confirmation whether this is due to technical failure or external

intervention.

Authorities remain silent.

Breaking news.

Tactical nuclear strikes confirmed over open waters.

Defense systems remain inactive. The countdown continues.

Breaking news.

Government emergency signals are failing.

We have no further updates.

These are the breaking news.

Stay tuned on broadcast world crisis.

We respect the decision of our colleagues who choose to leave. It's a

of the severity of what's happening outside these walls.

However, we will continue to provide you updates and information as long as we

can.

I think it's time to check for an update from Georgia Francine.

No. No updates yet, but we have a wonderful segment shot two days ago by

very own Francine, brought to you by our sponsor, Frosty Industries.

It's a reminder of the small joys that can be found even in the most unexpected

places.

Hello, everyone.

In times like these where freedom feels more constrained than ever, we found a

story of unexpected joy behind the walls of the state prison.

Thanks to a unique initiative by Frosty Industries, we're bringing a little

sweetness to a place that rarely sees it.

Hey, I got some Frosty ice cream. Who wants some Frosty ice cream?

Yeah.

Here you go.

Here you go.

It's a little taste from outside.

It might not be freedom, but it's better.

It's frosty.

And you know, these walls are reinforced.

Probably the safest spot to be in right now.

Who'd have thought they'd be the lucky ones, huh?

While the world outside contends with chaos, these moments of normalcy are

and precious.

Today, ice cream isn't just a dessert. It's a brief escape from the grim

of confinement.

The Real Frosty Experience.

Thank you for staying with us. That was a pre -recorded segment by Francine,

offering a lighter moment in these heavy times by our sponsor, Frosty

Industries.

We are working to reestablish live contact with Francine, and we'll bring

updates as soon as we have them.

Oh, we just received a video from George's cell phone by a post. Wow.

What a powerful social network with that fat download.

Let's watch it now.

I don't know.

You all keep going, pretending I think it's wrong.

I don't care anymore.

I really don't.

I'm not scared of dying.

last 10 years.

I'm scared.

I won't see friends yet.

I'm scared that I disappointed my parents by leaving the shelter.

is not safe.

It's all my fault.

Francine, if you're watching... George, I'm sorry to interrupt, but we have a

critical update by our sponsor, BetBlast.

It's disturbing how you're talking about it.

Francine, did you hear that? Were you connected?

about an intimate moment of a person and you're using it for audience

entertainment. I mean, this is so fucking superficial and people are dying

you don't care.

There are ways to talk about sadness and pain and fear while maintaining some

dignity and people are just becoming more and more accustomed to this

superficial pain and they are becoming unempathetic.

You shared a person's private moment and you were talking about the private

life.

Wow. Thank you, Francine, for that strong emotional impact you just gave

Now it's time to go back to Emma for that update. And thank you to our

BetBlast. This is so exciting.

So exciting.

There's a lot of emotions running through me right now, but excitement

of them.

People are fucking dying out there.

We're just sitting in here, in our own safe little world, recording it all. For

what? A check, please. Sarah!

The end of the world.

And we mean the end of our world.

Our way of life, our sense of reality.

The world's been here for billions of years before us. It'll be here for

billions of years after us.

We're not the culmination of life's narrative. No, we're a single chapter in

infinite, ongoing story.

Look at you.

Look at me.

Look at us.

Journalism.

We've become nothing more than a spectacle.

I'm not creating anything good in the world.

People need real help. They need real information, not this sanitized version

reality.

We've lost touch with everything that matters.

And I am fucking done.

Good night.

Good luck.

Stop this fucking music.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was certainly a powerful

moment. But we are making history tonight. And

you are witnessing a significant piece of television history.

But let's continue. The show must go on.

Up next, we have Emma with more updates on the world of betting. Emma, the

betting industry is still thriving, isn't it?

She's passed away. The patient who was at the center of the most intense

frenzy has finally passed away.

But the bets are in.

And we have winners. This is the most lucrative bet in our history. And the

winner has just won a total of $50 million.

While the world outside faces unprecedented chaos, the betting

found new and morbidly fascinating ways to make money. One of the most popular

games right now is the Russian roulette games in Las Vegas. This is a dangerous

game. It's drawing millions and the stakes.

couldn't be higher.

But these bets aren't just about money anymore.

They're now about taking control in a world that seems completely out of

control. The odds change with every role, and the stakes couldn't be higher.

Thank you, Emma, for that update.

It seems that even in the darkest of times, people find ways to engage with

world around them. For better or worse, we'll continue to bring you the latest

updates as they come in.

Stay with us and see you after the break.

This message is for all viewers regardless of nationality currently

this program.

Dear viewers, you are hearing this sound because a nuclear attack is imminent.

It is essential that you remain calm and follow the instructions of your local

authorities. If you are outside, seek shelter immediately.

If possible, move underground or into a concrete structure.

If no other shelter is available, position yourself behind any solid

You will be notified when the nuclear explosions have concluded.

remain sheltered and await further instructions.

Do not venture out until you are informed it is safe to do so.

Continue to receive updates through official channels. Stay safe by

the guidance of emergency personnel and local authorities.

Remember, we are all in this together. With global cooperation, we will

this tragic event.

Proceed to safety immediately.

This announcement is now concluded.

I think I found her.

Francine!

Francine, can you hear me?

George, I'm here. I'm trapped, but I'm okay.

Francine, I'm coming. Just hold on.

You can find me, George. I never lost hope.

George!

Francis, are you there?

Probably a minor setback. That was an intense moment. But remember, folks,

making history tonight, and you're witnessing something extraordinary.

Now let's check back in with Melissa for an update on this.

Nuclear detonation is imminent.

Estimated impact in nine minutes.

This is not a test.

This is not a joke.

We seem to be experiencing widespread communication failures. I'm being told

that all of our links are down.

Send in the clowns.

You know, it's always been temporary.

Love. Art.

Health.

Even the Earth itself. You.

Me.

Death.

Death is so inevitable.

The only appointment that you never made in your appointment book. The last true

surprise.

Always waiting to astonish us.

Now we've grown accustomed to buying everything.

And it all comes with an expiration date.

When that date arrives, what truly remains...

We've killed.

Innovation. Originality.

A billion.

And everything that followed.

Our lives, identical and standardized, are somnambulant.

Our lives, identical and standardized, are somnambulant dullness.

I know.

numb to an ugliness that's universal no

this is not the end of the world

it's just the end of this one

and one day

we will be a lesson in the history books about how we

self destruct and rose again from the ashes

to create a new, wiser

world.

It was just a lie.

I was not to lose you.

That's how it always starts.

One word, then another.

Half truth stressed as protection.

And then everything turns to fog.

And the truth is lost.

But it was for us.

I didn't want this. I never imagined that... That's the point, Philip.

No one ever imagines it.

But when lies mix with affection, when words become light, people stop feeling

the weight of what they say.

And things happen.

Inevitable things.

So, is this it? Is this the end?

No, Philip.

It's not the end.

It's become something else.

I don't know.

Let the ro -