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* Gentle music *

* Music gets louder, then fades out *

* Peaceful tones *

* Music becomes more exciting, fades out *

Is it our turn?

Now? Okay.

Judith, happy birthday!

- Kids... leave the scooter alone.

Give me the scooter!

- Let go of the scooter!

- Don't push my daughter!

Come here! I'll show you!

Damn asshole, I'll show you!

- Excuse me? - And?

- Your dog just Shit on the sidewalk!

- No, that's not from us.

* High-energy music *

* R.E.M.: Shiny Happy People *

That's what you get.

- Hey, say hello! Are you spinning?

(Mann)

When I look at the world today, I can only shake my head.

People always say, Humans are social beings.

But honestly? I think You hardly notice it anymore.

One has Lately I've had the feeling...

all of them are Nerves are completely frayed.

And for every little thing They're at each other's throats.

Every little discussion It will turn into a huge row.

In the end, not even They turned a blind eye.

No, that won't happen. hit him right in the eye.

People get that I just can't get on the chain anymore...

how to talk to each other reasonably.

* Peaceful music *

Except... in our club.

(Mrs.) Hans-G�nther, are you alright? - Must.

(Man) Luckily, it's here at the tennis club Everything is still fine in Lengenheide.

Thanks to our club motto:

'In peace and in war' 'Unity retains the victory'.

* Voices in the background *

* Strained sounds *

- Hello, Heribert! - Heribert, hello!

Greetings!

*Horns*

- Gumberger! You're spinning!

- I love you too, Anna-Maria!

- Is this okay?

- Hey, Matthias! - Hi, Anne!

- Tach, Elisabeth! - Hello, Anne.

- Can I help? - Yes.

- No thanks, we can manage.

- Okay, see you soon.

- Beautiful, Melanie! Great slice!

- Hi! - You're already here.

- Heribert! Are you alright? - Hello, Anne.

- Hello, Anne. - Hello, Torsten.

- Hello, Torsten. - Hello, Torsten.

- Greetings, Christoph, Dieter, Anne and Maria!

Hey, Heribert.

Your wife is great. Awesome! What she did to Erol.

- Yes, absolutely.

- Great, honey! Fantastic!

- Nice.

Here!

Ui ...

Hello everyone! - Hello everyone.

- Listen, is this my watch? Are you too fast or too late?

- Sorry, we had to I still need to pick up medication.

- Hello, Hans-G�nther. - Hallo, Elisabeth.

* Moaning sounds during ball exchange *

Well done, I'll set it up quickly, okay?

- Mmh.

- We can get started right away, okay?

- Yes. Yes.

* Groaning*

Yay. I'll go upstairs too.

- Great game!

So, sports fans...

Five minutes left.

- We'll be right there!

* Groans on the tennis court *

* Squeaking walking noises *

* Music becomes more exciting *

* Groaning*

(Heribert) And, Anne? Did you get that?

- Just a moment, in a minute.

Okay, now.

- Then let me ask: Who is in favor of it?

* Door noises *

Counter-test: Who is against it?

Yes, then I notice...

that I will also be at this year's Annual General Meeting ...

re-elected unanimously as president of the Lengenheide Tennis Club ...

I was re-elected. And...

*Cheers*

Thank you for your trust.

It is absolutely justified.

And I must confess...

Yes, I am too. slightly moved.

- Yes, you can be that too!

- That our tennis club in 25th year of my presidency...

such Demonstrates unity.

I think it has And nobody objected...

that our Matthias The second chairman remains.

No resistance? Adopted unanimously.

- I would like to take this opportunity to A few words of thanks...

- Item five on the agenda: The official match kit. Matthias.

- I've prepared quite a bit.

Official match kit, classic only white or colored question mark.

We have everything on this page...

- Let's cut this short, Matthias.

We play as a club still officially all in white.

Anne has reopened her shop All common sizes in stock.

By the way, Anne leads Not only excellent protocol...

She also told me today The sciatica was pushed away.

Better than any doctor, otherwise it wouldn't work. I'm not sitting here.

Applause for our Anne!

Anne!

- You can kiss my ass too Push away the sciatic nerve!

- There's no saving you, my dear!

(Heribert) Does anyone want Anything other than white.

No? Wonderful. Then it is unanimously adopted.

So. Before we to the more relaxed part...

Do we have another one? To tick off a slightly bigger item...

and that is point six, the Complete renovation of the clubhouse.

- Have you got that Not decided last year?

- In principle, yes, the financing is in place.

I know Helmut from the city council.

He's taking some money from the cultural budget for us.

I just wanted to say, the construction contract This is for Peter Lohr. Hello, Peter!

- Heribert. Thank you.

- What a surprise.

- For whom I give my hand can put in the fire.

Not just because he's my brother-in-law...

but he has Work has already begun.

Matthias, show us Peter's design! for the new interior design.

- Yes i have different views.

First of all, the new clubhouse.

You know the old one � seen here from the outside.

Now pay attention, after the redesign, A facade with attitude, I'd say.

Now the interior... - No, just leave it as it is.

That's truly amazing.

This is elegance and functionality...

from the caf� to the restrooms.

- Awesome, then people will come especially! from Berlin, to pee here.

- I find, We should be proud...

that we have such an architectural A little something extra in our city...

that this is done. Anyone who has a veto...

Let him speak now or forever hold your peace.

Then I will officially state...

the nuclear redevelopment will be carried out as planned.

I would say: the dice are rolled.

That's Latin for: Now the alcohol level is rising.

- Wait a minute. Something's missing.

Seven.

- That's right. Point seven. Miscellaneous. There's never anything there.

Friends, thank you. That was You guys are playing fantastic tennis again.

And please Don't forget our club motto.

In peace and in war...

Unity retains the victory.

- Heribert, the grill.

- Oh, I see. We're buying a new grill. The old one is junk.

So then.

- I have prepared a presentation.

- Does it have to be that way? It's just a grill, Matthias.

Hey... It's the XQ 30 10!

Sit down, I have I've gotten into it a bit...

into the world of grilling. It was time-consuming.

If you had trained instead, you would have You, the club champion, not Erol.

- Not even then.

- Good. So we had so far, the charcoal grill.

There we could at the summer festival and club tournament...

maximum 20 sausages Grill at the same time.

Or ten sausages and five cutlets.

I've worked through that.

But the grill It's getting on in years.

Rust gets onto the food being grilled, It wobbles.

Furthermore, coal Not good because of cancer.

That's why I was thinking of a gas grill.

That's how we'll do it!

- The Best in terms of value for money...

It's the XQ 30 10 from Seiler.

It costs 860 euros at the hardware store.

But he has four separately heated burners ...

with two grilling levels.

Three stepless adjustable temperature ranges ...

integrated rotation function, and attention...

Pizza stone.

*Cheers*

With the grill we can cook up to Grill 50 sausages at once.

Or 30 sausages and 15 cutlets.

Presented again as a diagram.

He would be in maintenance cheaper than a charcoal grill.

Projected over five years.

- This thing looks great, Matthias. We'll buy that one.

Anyone have a problem with that? No, perfect. Adopted unanimously.

- Heribert!

- Me. Melanie. - I don't want to open a can of worms...

But recently Torsten and I were invited to Erol's.

And there Erol had I even bought a second grill...

so that his German guests also You can grill pork.

Wouldn't that be a nice gesture...?

for members with a Turkish migration background...

to get a second grill?

- This can't be true.

- Seriously. That's a good idea.

A second grill for Turkish members.

I'm in favor of it.

- We only have one Turkish member.

Erol, do you have a problem with the grill?

- For me you need Don't get a second grill.

I have no problem with that.

- Thanks, Erol. Great! that you are so uncomplicated.

Our politicians could to take an example.

Let's give Erol a round of applause.

- Heribert!

I would still find that nice, to do that.

- Thanks, that's really not necessary.

- Erol's children are playing also in our club.

And your wife was I've even been to a party.

Or not? Why?

- So Melanie, I see there No action required.

Erol, I'm sure you won't mind...

when your garlic sausage What's coming with us to our grill?

- The correct name is Suzuk.

- Doesn't matter. We can grill them too.

- Actually not.

- How come? Muslims don't eat pork.

Neither do I, officially. Is pork on the grill...?

This is not possible for Muslims.

Who says that? Allah?

- That's simply a rule. I don't see it as such a big deal, but...

- If there was pork on it, The grill is ruined.

Do you understand? Because of pigs and sows.

- We understand.

- Sorry, my sick Brain from copywriting.

- Will it take much longer? - Nee.

- You said, The new grill has two levels.

We could pork grilling on one side...

on the other Sausages for people...

who don't eat pork.

- Melanie. It's really okay.

- That's sweet of you, Erol...

But you can also do that. to discuss in Lengenheide.

- She's right about that.

- But that's nonsense!

We create ourselves with the XQ 30 10 extra a grill on ...

with two levels, for one larger sausage output.

Especially for a summer festival for many people.

Then the normal ones clump together Sausages like in the old days.

And on the other side they are sunbathing three lonely garlic sausages.

- Suzuks.

But surely it will be...

on the barbecue spaceship give a corner...

which can remain free for the sausage from Erol.

- Erol's sausage. How that sounds.

- How do you envision that? Should I remove four ribs of the rust...?

color it in and write on it: Reserved for Turkish sausage?

- Dude, Matthias! Turkish sausage, are you kidding me?

- Matthias, you don't have to.

Muslims are allowed to eat meat Don't eat food from a grill anyway...

on which there is also pork, therefore...

- Why not?

- Because the grease splatters over and pig steam...

through the grill. I don't see it as such a big deal...

But I promised my wife, which is more traditional.

- What kind of pig steam is that? - The steam from the grilled pork.

God, this is complicated! Luckily, I'm not a Muslim.

I would have starved to death by now.

- Wiener Schnitzel?

- That's a really bad moment, Laura.

- Sorry. Otherwise it'll get cold.

- Here! - Erol, just out of curiosity.

If you smoke inhaling from a bratwurst like that...

Is that a sin then?

- Where is the sausage for Antonia?

- In summer, everything is filled with barbecue smoke.

Who knows how many pigs were in the race? who has been smoking heavily for years.

Or we could simply have a barbecue. Sausages without pork.

- In Berlin we had Grilled cheese, Halloumi.

Does anyone know this place?

- That tastes like stuff For filling joints!

- And it's unhealthy!

- I'm with Melanie. There are alternatives.

- Great, then I can Yes, close the butcher shop!

- So what are we talking about now?

We have Always grilled regular sausage.

Why should we change that now?

- Exactly, things should remain normal here.

But, Elisabeth, what is normal?

- Normal. Everything is fine.

Grill whatever you want. We don't need a second grill.

And that's it, okay?

*Clapping*

- But why "you" and "we"? We are a club, after all!

- A wonderful closing statement. Thank you, Melanie.

Let's end this nonsense now.

We're buying a grill, Erol doesn't want his own.

And you all order now Laura's pasta salad.

It's suitable for everyone.

- When you pick out the sausage!

- Hey, hey! That's the good meat sausage.

- Melanie, come here, please!

- Honestly, I think that's crap...

that the 'Old white man' decides...

which is nonsense and what is allowed to be discussed!

- I'm not that old. Meli has a point there.

And, Matthias, Turkish sausage earlier...

I honestly thought that was inappropriate.

- I can also say "Zuckzuck".

- It's called Suzuk. - It's actually called Sucuk.

- Exactly.

I say yes to your sausage. Not even German sausage.

- You're welcome to do that. But why "your" sausage?

What does this mean? My sausage is your sausage.

We always had those at our party. - Nevertheless. Turkish sausage...

Well, maybe, yes...

perhaps also offensive to Erol.

Erol is not offended. - You don't know that.

- But you know it? - No, but if I were him, I would be that.

- But you're not even Turkish.

- Erol, are you offended? - No I'm not.

- There you go, Torsten.

- Nevertheless. Turkish sausage. Maybe. Am I just more sensitive...?

when using German language, forget it.

- Torsten, by the way, I can also speak German and I'm not offended.

- Of course you can speak German, sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

- I'm not offended! - So, nobody is offended.

Then that's good too! Can we Why not just do the following?

We're cleaning the old grill...

and place there Put the Turkish sausages on it.

It works, Matthias, doesn't it? - Yes. Done.

- I thought it was broken. - Not that broken.

It's still working. - What, it's still working?

That it's enough for the Turks?

- Melanie, stop it. I don't have a problem.

- But I have here This is slowly becoming a problem!

The latest reform in my club...

was probably The introduction of color television!

- Your club! You've only been here for two years.

- What does that mean? I am only allowed to speak here...

who is related to the netpost?

* Laugh *

- Melanie, I think that's great...

how you for You stand by your doubles partner.

This solidarity That also made you regional champions.

You are our best couple.

- Only on the pitch, right?

- I don't understand you right now. What's your problem?

- I have no problem. - Or?

- Yes!

But just now it was said, The old grill is no longer working!

- Not for the summer festival with a sausage requirement...

of 50 sausages at peak. But for two or three individual sausages.

- You said, It is old, rusty, and causes cancer.

- I didn't say that. - But.

- No. - But.

- No! - Halt!

Here.

"Legs wobble. And besides, it is..." Coal is not good because of cancer and such."

You said so. - Okay, so what does that mean?

That I wish Erol Krebs would have cancer?

- No, no. - We'll take a five-minute break.

Torsten, Melanie and Erol.

We'll just go into the hall for a moment.

- ... and Matthias. - Order yourselves a beer.

This does not need to be included in the minutes.

- Mom, is something wrong with the sausage?

- Everything about her is fine. That's a good sausage.

* Powerful orchestral music *

* Murmuring voices in the common room *

(Heribert)

Okay, guys. What the hell is this all about?

Why are we discussing this? Over a barbecue and crab?

- Who has cancer? - Nobody!

Hans-G�nther, Can you leave us alone for a moment?

- I need to repair the ball machine!

Look where the shoots the balls.

- Yes, Hans-G�nther. But for what? Do we have a workshop?

- Why don't you go in there?

- Hans-G�nther!

- Yes... Sorry, Heribert.

- Jacket?

* Loud clattering *

So I...

I really have to...

* Squeaking noises *

I have to ask something now: What is the point of this discussion?

- It's like this... - Please excuse me.

- It's strange, To offer Erol a broken grill.

Please stop. That's strange. Isn't it?

- Naturally. It feels strange...

as a Turk, the broken I want to get a grill, but I don't need one.

- That was a great grill. Erol also finds that strange.

- Because you told him to.

- Nobody needs to tell me what to do here.

- I have Not said at Erol's party...

I want my own grill. He offered it.

That's a nice gesture towards guests.

- Hey, I'm not a guest here!

That's not what I meant.

- Erol is a club member like everyone else.

This will be discussed here. as if he were just like you and me.

We're not making a big deal out of it!

Thank you, Heribert. Thank you.

- Yes but ...

as a regular club member...

Erol can just certain Don't participate in things.

- What? - Yes, I grill!

I'm just saying it would be nice, him at our celebrations...

instead of pork sausage to offer an alternative.

Because he can Don't eat as a Turk.

- No, I am German.

That's what I mean. With Turkish ...

- Turk, German, What contrasts are you highlighting?

Like in the joke...

German and Turk as a neighbor. Do you know him?

- He's great. The Turk says to the German...

- I don't want to hear a joke right now!

- Melanie, as long as one still We can laugh together...

It's not too late.

- To me, Erol isn't Turkish at all.

- Is that supposed to be a compliment? - You know what I mean.

- No, I don't know... What do you mean?

- You don't notice it so much, that you are a Turk.

Because you don't so Turkish you behave.

- How does one behave in a Turkish way?

- If you want to ban pork sausages.

No Turk wants to live in Germany Forbid pork sausage, Matthias.

- They don't see that All of your people are like that.

- Who are my people? - Now, let's talk about...

(Hans-G�nther) No! Damn it!

Shit!

- Hans-G�nther!

- Excuse me!

Ah!

Damn machine!

Do not!

- Intended as an advertiser. Marketing strategy.

Perhaps a second grill would be helpful. The absolute highlight.

For other Muslims, who want to join the club.

- I don't believe, that Muslims are our target group.

- How come? - Why not?

- We are a tennis club! - And?

- So Erol, no offense.

But Muslims and tennis.

Turkey is not a tennis nation, Neither does Saudi Arabia.

No Iranian has yet won the Grand Slam.

You are a great player, but this is an exception.

- Say ... Sorry, guys, but just for a second...

No, that's too stupid for me.

If more clubs had two grills...

Perhaps a Muslim would have Won a Grand Slam.

It would be good if integration came. try the countryside.

- She is.

We country bumpkins integrate Even know-it-all Torsten from Berlin.

Guys, I have to do this now Stop being chairman for once.

My sciatica is hurting again.

The people up there are waiting. There is no problem here.

Please, let's not make a big deal out of it.

The new grill has been decided upon. Full stop. End of story.

Sprinkle on some sand. There. Back again!

- No. Heribert, I don't agree.

- Stop shooting!

Melanie, I implore you, to remind you of our motto.

In peace and in war...

- ... the pork sausage brings victory!

- Torsten, that's not funny.

So, do we agree?

- Honestly, Heribert? No.

Would I manage my department like that? how you can find this club here...

Then I would lose my job.

The manner, How you brush this aside...

I honestly think that's really awful.

- We don't say "shit" in tennis, That's not fair play.

Let's be objective now. Why is everyone getting so artificially upset?

- I'm not getting worked up about it artificially.

Let me just summarize, what is to be decided here.

A grill, which Erol helped pay for, even though he gets nothing out of it.

- And? I'm paying, after all. The non-alcoholic drinks are included as well.

* Torsten laughs *

- Yes, but you could drink them.

Erol can come from the grill but don't eat anything.

- Nobody is forbidding him from doing it.

- Yes, Matthias, it's my religion.

- Does the word come Does the Quran mention "grilled sausage"?

- Guys, we're not starting...

here at the tennis club to discuss the Quran!

Before we talk on forever. I have the solution.

I have at home a small electric grill.

A promotional gift from a business partner.

It's with me It's lying around in the attic, gathering dust.

Brand new. Nobody ever used it. Literally.

A great piece, That's enough for three or four sausages.

You can simply place it on a chair.

I'll bring it with me. For free.

Then we will introduce the one for Erol and family next to our grill.

- Please don't. - But.

Then everyone is satisfied.

- I do not want that.

- Why, what's the problem?

- Heribert, I am I've been a member of the club since I was 14 years old.

I am a German citizen, I have a successful tax consultancy.

And should perform a joyful dance...

because you gave the Turk a toy grill Are you putting it from the attic onto a chair?

Besides the XQ 30 10?

- You can also Place it on the table.

I don't need a grill!!

That's it. And then add some sand.

Excuse me.

- Will you be much longer? - Two minutes.

- Things are getting very heated here right now They discussed the second grill.

Should this be included in the minutes?

- The session is adjourned, to hell!

- How dare you talk to me like that? - Sorry, Anne.

- That's impossible anyway.

- Laura, is it really that difficult? A bratwurst with fries.

- So, a toy grill. That's outrageous.

Whether outrageous or not, Only Erol can decide.

- Why only Erol? - Because he is affected.

- Of what?

Because I gave him wants to give a grill as a gift?

I would like to be affected by that.

Please don't be offended. I don't want the grill.

Do I need one? I'll bring mine.

Okay?

* Gentle music *

- Gut.

Then we can end the session. - Secure?

- Why simply, Even if it can be complicated.

Isn't that inconvenient? to drag it back and forth?

- That's possible. - Which one do you have?

- XQ 30 20. - XQ 30 20?

The one with the four levels? - Hmm.

- It can smoke and steam.

- I only grill on it. - With two warming compartments.

It costs 2000 euros. Do you have that one?

- Yes, we have a large family and we barbecue a lot.

- Awesome, can we the decline in membership...

to compensate with Erol's family.

- Shut up, Torsten!

Does he bring his grill with him? if he prefers that.

Did you say "Shut up"?

- We're going up now...

and say that we agree. That's it. End of story. Sprinkle with sand.

- Nee.

- Matthias. Remember our motto. In peace and in war...

- I don't think it's good, when Erol brings his grill.

- How come?

- We don't want to pay for two sausages For the Turks, that's a huge thing...

next to our XQ 30 10 positions!

- Why not? - The monster next to our grill?

It seems as if they The Turks took over the club.

And it doesn't stop.

- Between you and me, what's your problem?

- You wanted to Not even the small electric grill.

- We could Another grill with six levels...

and nuclear power to represent the native Germans...

so that the distance is restored.

- You think, I'm an idiot, aren't I?

I got myself something for the grill opened their ass!

- We don't say "ass". - But that's how it was!

I busted my ass!

Not once Someone thanked me!

And we discuss This is politically correct crap!

Yes, Heribert. Shit! - Fair play, Matthias.

- You always, as if you were Lord Wimbledon.

This annoys everyone! Shit! Shit, shit!

Ass, ass, ass!

- Say!

- Matthias! Your mother has a question.

- Push me closer. Schatz.

Which pills do I need to take again? The blue ones or the white ones.

- The yellow ones, Mom. Drink plenty of water with it, okay?

- Thanks, my darling. No! I'm not finished.

And don't cause me any grief here.

Remember, This is Germany, not Anatolia.

- Yes. Yes. - Wow.

The Geography Knowledge Your mother is... impressive.

(Anne) Here comes...

A very interesting suggestion.

Erol could bring his grill.

- That's a really great idea, Anne.

You know what? I want to Suggestions from members...

I'll let you know beforehand!

- Mmh. I'll pass that along.

* Window slams shut *

- People. Let's all please be sensible.

- I am sensible. I just don't know what the point of that is.

Everything was okay And now things are getting out of hand!

- Because we don't agree with you?

- No, because I don't know...

why we distanced ourselves from the Turks They let their topics be imposed on them.

- I have Nobody was forced on anyone!

Don't twist it! I said, I don't need a grill!

- Melanie and Torsten said they were "temporary Turks",

You need him.

So the Berliners are putting pressure on us...

They should focus on the issues, not the Turks.

Wait, we live in Lengenheide, just like you.

- Yes, but we were born here!

And never had any problems with our Turks.

"Our Turks"? Do you mean me?

Stop now! This is just about a barbecue!

- I don't understand you, Erol.

If they offer you grills, they are Too old or too small for you...

But your monster is okay. - Matthias!

- That's typical Erol! Act modest...

and come with a grilling area...

which needs its own postal code. Because he doesn't like pork.

- Yes! I'm not allowed to eat pork!

- The club won't stop you!

But my faith. That's what you want to hear, isn't it?

- But this is about tennis and not about faith.

- And whether it's about faith. I think you're all crazy.

Nonsense... at the tennis club to set up a Muslim barbecue.

We are placing in your mosque There was no ball machine either.

- Stupid comparison. - Tennis is not a religion!

- Maybe I pray every night Towards Boris Becker?

- Or to the broom closet.

Stop with your stupid jokes, That's embarrassing.

- I? Matthias is so embarrassing.

- The joke where Turk and German neighbors are ...

- He's great. - This is no joke.

Matthias, nobody wants anything from you.

Everyone knows what you do for this club.

It's about...

that every club member has a right to...

to be able to participate in club life. Like everyone else.

But then he should do it. like everyone else.

We've been grilling since the club was founded, Pork sausage.

These are our rules. Why? Is this suddenly a problem?

- Because one rule Things can change after 50 years.

- Not after 50 years, Melanie.

It is now 73 years and 11 months.

- All the more important. His rule is certain...

thousand years old and in need of renovation.

- Oh! Islam criticism from the roller shutter man.

- Why do you call me that?

I have a specialist shop for innovative sun protection systems.

- Am I the Turk, Are you the roller shutter man?

- I'm just giving my opinion.

The majority of people in Germany eat pork. The majority in the club are pigs.

Uh, Germans. So.

The majority decides, which majority bratwurst ...

which grill it is on. That is democracy.

- Majority bratwurst?

- One can consider oneself a minority bow to the majority...

and don't need any special treatment for his stupid religion...

which one should always take into consideration. - Be careful what you say.

- I'm supposed to be careful? What's going on? What if I say "stupid religion"?

I sat next to you for two years religion class with Schmidt.

Did I say anything against the Bible?

What should I be careful about?

Will I go to Muslim hell? Or don't get 72 virgins?

- 72 virgins.

You can find so many Not in Lengenheide, anyway.

* Quiet, restless music *

A joke.

As long as you can still laugh together If you can, it's not too late.

- But "Shut up, Torsten" He must not make jokes.

People are laughing at you Yes, only out of pity.

- Excuse me.

- I think everything is clear now.

We're buying the grill. Erol does what he wants.

That's exactly what we say. now to the members.

That's it. End of story. Sprinkle with sand. And always remember our motto.

In peace and in war maintains unity...

- Matthias, that simply wasn't correct.

That was my opinion, where is the problem?

- You are hurting religious feelings. - I can't believe it anymore.

- Since when have I been hurting Religious feelings?

- Since you started calling her stupid?

- Had you said, the ban on pork ...

originally had in hot countries no religious reasons.

That would have been an argument.

- Huh?

Didn't you know that? That has something to do with hygiene.

Because pork spoils quickly.

- When it comes to health It's not about religion...

Do vegetarians also have A right to one's own grill?

- But we didn't even have No vegetarians in the club. Right?

- Yes, well... Torsten is a vegetarian.

Did you lose a bet?

- On the advice of my osteopath in Berlin. This simply keeps the body fitter.

- Why doesn't it work for you?

- Haha.

- For the record: I I don't need my own grill.

- Why not? Are vegetarians less valuable than Turks?

Vegetarians are not a nation, Don't compare apples and oranges.

- What do we do with vegans?

Will they get a fourth grill? And fruitarians get a fifth one?

- We'll put that under the apple tree and wait for something to fall.

Meli laughs

- Seriously: Do crickets even produce fruit?

- We're not going to discuss this further now. This vegetarian nonsense!

- No, it wants to... - Why is being a vegetarian nonsense?

- It can now Not everyone will be offended.

Vegetarians don't get their own grill.

That's a dietary rule that... devised by an overzealous doctor.

- In religion, the The regulation features an invented god.

I find that a more trustworthy doctor.

- Invented? - I didn't mean to offend your God.

- Not this topic. - I am opposed to religion...

a bit critical. As an atheist.

- You're an atheist? And what about vegetarians?

You too, Melanie?

- I am also left the church, but ...

- We are both atheists.

- Then why are you fighting? Like the crazy ones for a Muslim barbecue?

- Out of respect. We want people to...

to practice their religion even if I ...

I consider that nonsense.

That's called tolerance. If that foreign word means anything to you.

- Now we have Nonsense and ridiculous.

Torsten doesn't mean it that way. - Yes, Torsten means it.

Does anyone want respect? For his faith, he gets it.

But I also want respect. for my faith...

- Stop proselytizing!

- How come? One faith doesn't grill a cow...

The other one wasn't a pig. There's already endless arguing...

About such crap. - Shit?

- I hereby impose a ban on swear words.

- But that is that's the problem nowadays.

Most wars are religious wars.

This is about belief, not facts.

Or has anyone already Have you heard of fact wars?

And a society, also a tennis club...

It only works if you have facts. that everyone can rely on.

Otherwise, we'll discuss it at that level. not knowing exactly...

Emotion, alternative facts.

And then: Good night, Mela... Marie.

- Stop it, Torsten.

Otherwise, God will send us A flash into the hall.

- Thank you, Heribert. - Why "Thank you, Heribert"?

You're not in church either. - But you know...

that I believe that it something bigger.

- What? UFOs?

- Great. Attack and mockery, Torsten! This will lead to a more tolerant world.

- I am truly tolerant.

I am the most tolerant person the whole world.

- And when I looked at the book Did I buy "Orders at the Cosmos"?

I had to hide that from you. so I don't have to listen to any lectures.

- "Orders to the Cosmos" It's religion for Helene Fischer fans.

So what? It worked. Erol and I became district champions.

- Did you order that from Kosmos?

Okay. What else?

A pair of shoes and a hair appointment?

*Giggles*

- No, a man with hair!

*Giggles*

Not that I I want to get rid of you, Torsten.

But why are you rambling on here? actually with you the whole time?

- Yes, sorry.

I thought one could Listen to it in Lengenheide too...

what the rest of the world thinks.

- Ah! The Earth is a sphere.

Thanks, Torsten, We didn't know that yet.

- Feel free to make fun of me.

But I think... Just don't do it!

- Some things are good: In hot Countries where pork is not eaten

For hygiene reasons.

Don't Turks have freezers?

- Exactly, they're too stupid, To cool pork...

Then it's their own fault.

- Thin ice, Matthias. - I'm just giving my honest opinion!

- That's not freedom of speech, but an insult.

- Where freedom of expression ends, Do you decide?

The Prenzlauer Berg District Court?

I think it's wrong to have one to set up a giant Muslim barbecue...

Am I not allowed to say that?

- Is that blue sauce coming now?

Surely one is still allowed to say that.

We don't want a Turkish barbecue. We already have too many foreigners!

We must To preserve our grilling identity.

In our 1000-year barbecue history!

- This is ridiculous! Seriously!

You sausage!

- That's right-wing nonsense.

They are in favor of freedom of expression, to be against it!

That's how Nazi slogans always begin.

- Now I'm a Nazi? - People!

- I'm fed up!

I am a Nazi because I say, I don't want a Muslim barbecue here.

Yes? Okay, then I'll say it quite openly: I don't want it.

Because we never had that.

It is not part of our culture.

Why do we always have to change everything?

I have the right to think that!

I want to I won't let them take away my club.

- I want to take something away from you. Your club.

Which we entered together.

Oh God. The evil Turk! Matthias takes his mold away.

Good...

Honestly. Now I demand my own grill.

As big as a tennis court, At the club's expense, Heribert.

The changing rooms will Facing Mecca!

And the lion in the coat of arms It will finally be circumcised.

Women in mixed doubles Playing is disguised.

After the game I'll pimp her through...

on my waterbed, filled with lukewarm ayran.

Is that Turkish enough for you?

- Erol, that's really not...

* Melanie giggles *

funny.

- The waterbed thing, yes.

- I'm fed up, I am calm and objective.

Listen to Matthias and Torsten's crap.

- We don't say "shit". - Yes, embarrassing.

- Yes, comfort Erol.

He needs to be able to tolerate different opinions. Like us Germans!

- I am also German!

- I'm not noticing much right now.

Do we all want to try Erol? Stroking for comfort?

- Lass ... - All of you...

- No one gets petted, Especially not from you!

Stop with these shitty brown jokes!

- It was only about our tradition. - Adolf's?

- You take that back! - Guys! Boys!

That's enough!

- Are you spinning?

- There are different ways be an opinion.

According to me.

But this isn't about Adolf. nor about religion.

This is only about for a goddamn grill!

This discussion is now over.

(Melanie) That's democracy, Heribert, Discussions are part of that.

- Yes, but democracy also means, that at the end of the discussion...

everyone has a common opinion.

(All) Which ones? Yours?

- Okay.

If we continue this discussion not end it immediately...

then I step as president of this club.

Effective immediately.

Then you can see, which is the consequence of your democracy.

Chaos. Nothing but chaos.

- Is democracy chaos?

Seriously? Like...

Damn it, girl! Can't you just be quiet for once?

- Girl? - Okay. We'll do it like this now.

We buy our grill and the Erol can bring his Turkish grill.

If he wants to. And if not, then not.

- No. - Was?

- For you, "fair play" means...

You decide and we keep quiet.

- Melanie, I can accept...

- You're behaving yourself here like the German Erdogan.

- That's an insult.

- Yes, but we'll say it Erdogan, no further.

*Giggles*

- Okay. That's enough now.

I am resigning from my post.

(Matthias) Heribert!

- As far as I'm concerned, you can Keep rambling until Christmas.

For every minority buy your own grill.

Ideally, it should be height-adjustable...

including those who are tall and short have no disadvantage.