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Oh, hi.
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I didn't expect you home.
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Why? What are you doing here?
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I live here.
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It's Friday night.
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I know.
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You're a young guy. Why aren't you out?
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I don't know.
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I don't go out that often.
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Why not?
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You're the prime of your life.
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Oh, God. This is the prime? You just
started college. Yeah.
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You should have parties to go to.
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There's no games tonight? Nothing?
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I mean, there's a few things, but I
don't know. I'm just being lazy.
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Oh, my goodness.
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When I was your age, I was out every
night, every weekend.
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Really? Come on. There's got to be cute
girls out.
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Oh, my gosh. I get it. I mean.
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You got to go out there.
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I was thinking about going out, but. You
got to put yourself out there. I mean,
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I remember.
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Some of my best times were back in
college.
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Just going out on a Friday night.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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I mean, you know.
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What'd you guys do when you were in
college?
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We'd go to the games, of course. Go to
parties.
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There's gotta be some parties tonight.
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Oh. We'd go out to the dock.
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Yeah. I mean, I would do that. Everyone
wants to go outside. Everyone wants to
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just, like, party and drink, you know?
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Well, I mean, you... People have a good
time.
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True. Come on.
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I'm sure one of your friends has like a
pool.
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Um, no, honestly, I don't think so.
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You do a little skinny dipping.
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What? That's how you can find a lady.
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Find a girlfriend.
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Yeah. I use the skinny dip all the time.
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It's totally, it's a good time.
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It's fun.
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Yeah.
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Come on. You're so like the girl, the
girl.
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Well,
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I mean, you know, when I was young,
that's crazy to think of you like skinny
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dipping or like doing crazy stuff. I
mean the girls your age don't do
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like that.
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I know you've got some wild girls.
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Not really.
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You haven't found a girlfriend yet?
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Come on. I've had fleas, but I don't
know. College is hard. Everyone's doing
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their own thing, you know.
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Everyone's doing each other.
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Except for you, apparently.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I mean, I've had sex with, I mean. I'm,
well, what's your type?
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Who have you, who have you, who have you
hooked up with?
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Why does that matter?
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I'm, you know, I just want to know how
my stepson's doing in college.
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I don't know if I really have a type. I
mean, there's like all types of girls,
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you know, like girls my age, older women
sometimes.
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Older women?
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Who are you hanging out with that's
older?
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I don't know.
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I did.
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I don't know. Why am I telling you this?
I did like, okay, recently I had sex
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with them.
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A milf. A milf? Yeah.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah. How old was this milf? Don't.
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I'm not telling you.
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It's weird.
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Why is it weird?
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I don't know.
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Everyone told me that fucking, everyone
was making fun of me for fucking a milf.
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And I was like.
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Milfs need love too, honey.
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I mean, I.
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How old was she? I mean, how much of a
milf was she?
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That you're making your friends
uncomfortable.
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Not a gill fishy.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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She's like 27.
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27?
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Yeah.
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That's like the oldest, like.
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How is that, how is that a milf?
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27?
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I don't know. She's like seven years
older than me, you know.
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She has a kid.
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Okay, she has a kid. And she has like a
job. Like, she's like a real, like.
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Woman, you know.
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Okay, a real woman.
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Yeah, she's 27.
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Well, how does she compare to me?
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Am I a real woman?
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Yeah, I mean... She's 27, honey.
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She called herself a MILF, so I don't
know. I mean, she's 27.
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She's in her 20s.
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I mean, look at me.
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I mean, yeah, you look... There's...
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No comparison there, right? You can't
really call that a MILF.
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Why are you trying to say that you're a
MILF? I mean, do you know what that
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stands for? Am I not?
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Do you know what it stands for, though?
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Yeah, I know what it stands for.
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I mean, I guess you're a MILF, but that
kind of insinuates that I want to talk
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to you.
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What's wrong with that?
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I'm your stepmom.
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It wouldn't be.
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I'm your stepmilf.
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I'm your stepmilf.
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Right? There's nothing wrong with that.
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I guess.
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I guess I really haven't been with,
like, a real milf, but, like, maybe I
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just kind of fantasizing, you know?
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Mm -hmm.
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Maybe you fantasize about, when you
fantasize about Melf.
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Anyone I would know?
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Oh my god.
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I mean, maybe you kind of broke my brain
a little bit. I mean, it
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hasn't been that long now.
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Well, your father won't be home until
late.
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Maybe we could still have fun and
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stay in.
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I did not know that you had this idea.
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Are you sure about this?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm sure about this, baby.
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Seems like you're pretty sure, too.
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You don't need to do this laundry or
anything?
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I don't know.
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Sorry, I'm just like... Laundry can
wait.
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Don't be a little irresponsible, honey.
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Have a little fun This is what college
is all about
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you deserve being such a big boy now
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of
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all
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these new experiences that's exactly
what college is for
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Whoa.
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Freaky we can get Just
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like
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you're supposed to this age
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as you can talk about for years.
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Like fucking your stepmom's feet.
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I would like this I don't know what it's
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all about.
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All these new experiences.
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Figuring out what you really like.
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What makes you feel good.
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Like milk and feet.
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want to feel you told you you
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deserve to party tonight so we're gonna
be using
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more than just my feet
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Thank you.
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knows how to use every
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part of her head to toes
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Thank you.
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That's what it is.
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Oh, good.
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Making me feel so good.
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Taking me back.
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Taking me back to my college days.
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My mom used to call me the stupid
sucker.
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Holy shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah. Your ass is so fucking ghostly.
Holy shit.
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Not know you fuck like this Show
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you
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Those 27 -year -olds know what they're
doing.
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It's a good view, huh?
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Mm -hmm. That's such a pretty fucking
asshole, too. Holy shit.
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Yeah.
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Goddamn.
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Fuck you soon.
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See how it takes.
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I got
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a
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little squirt on you. Oh, yeah, just a
little.
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That's what I like.
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That's what I like. Yes,
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yes, yes, yes.
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Oh my God.
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A plug like this seems to be college.
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Hmm.
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Yeah
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, we'll go to a party.
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Get it all between my toes.
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My soles.
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Make sure I have my heels.
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Okay.
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Oh, wow.
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You were very close.
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