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Oh, hi.

I didn't expect you home.

Why? What are you doing here?

I live here.

It's Friday night.

I know.

You're a young guy. Why aren't you out?

I don't know.

I don't go out that often.

Why not?

You're the prime of your life.

Oh, God. This is the prime? You just started college. Yeah.

You should have parties to go to.

There's no games tonight? Nothing?

I mean, there's a few things, but I don't know. I'm just being lazy.

Oh, my goodness.

When I was your age, I was out every night, every weekend.

Really? Come on. There's got to be cute girls out.

Oh, my gosh. I get it. I mean.

You got to go out there.

I was thinking about going out, but. You got to put yourself out there. I mean,

I remember.

Some of my best times were back in college.

Just going out on a Friday night.

Yeah? Yeah.

I mean, you know.

What'd you guys do when you were in college?

We'd go to the games, of course. Go to parties.

There's gotta be some parties tonight.

Oh. We'd go out to the dock.

Yeah. I mean, I would do that. Everyone wants to go outside. Everyone wants to

just, like, party and drink, you know?

Well, I mean, you... People have a good time.

True. Come on.

I'm sure one of your friends has like a pool.

Um, no, honestly, I don't think so.

You do a little skinny dipping.

What? That's how you can find a lady.

Find a girlfriend.

Yeah. I use the skinny dip all the time.

It's totally, it's a good time.

It's fun.

Yeah.

Come on. You're so like the girl, the girl.

Well,

I mean, you know, when I was young, that's crazy to think of you like skinny

dipping or like doing crazy stuff. I mean the girls your age don't do

like that.

I know you've got some wild girls.

Not really.

You haven't found a girlfriend yet?

Come on. I've had fleas, but I don't know. College is hard. Everyone's doing

their own thing, you know.

Everyone's doing each other.

Except for you, apparently.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I mean, I've had sex with, I mean. I'm, well, what's your type?

Who have you, who have you, who have you hooked up with?

Why does that matter?

I'm, you know, I just want to know how my stepson's doing in college.

I don't know if I really have a type. I mean, there's like all types of girls,

you know, like girls my age, older women sometimes.

Older women?

Who are you hanging out with that's older?

I don't know.

I did.

I don't know. Why am I telling you this? I did like, okay, recently I had sex

with them.

A milf. A milf? Yeah.

Oh, really?

Yeah. How old was this milf? Don't.

I'm not telling you.

It's weird.

Why is it weird?

I don't know.

Everyone told me that fucking, everyone was making fun of me for fucking a milf.

And I was like.

Milfs need love too, honey.

I mean, I.

How old was she? I mean, how much of a milf was she?

That you're making your friends uncomfortable.

Not a gill fishy.

No, no, no, no, no.

She's like 27.

27?

Yeah.

That's like the oldest, like.

How is that, how is that a milf?

27?

I don't know. She's like seven years older than me, you know.

She has a kid.

Okay, she has a kid. And she has like a job. Like, she's like a real, like.

Woman, you know.

Okay, a real woman.

Yeah, she's 27.

Well, how does she compare to me?

Am I a real woman?

Yeah, I mean... She's 27, honey.

She called herself a MILF, so I don't know. I mean, she's 27.

She's in her 20s.

I mean, look at me.

I mean, yeah, you look... There's...

No comparison there, right? You can't really call that a MILF.

Why are you trying to say that you're a MILF? I mean, do you know what that

stands for? Am I not?

Do you know what it stands for, though?

Yeah, I know what it stands for.

I mean, I guess you're a MILF, but that kind of insinuates that I want to talk

to you.

What's wrong with that?

I'm your stepmom.

It wouldn't be.

I'm your stepmilf.

I'm your stepmilf.

Right? There's nothing wrong with that.

I guess.

I guess I really haven't been with, like, a real milf, but, like, maybe I

just kind of fantasizing, you know?

Mm -hmm.

Maybe you fantasize about, when you fantasize about Melf.

Anyone I would know?

Oh my god.

I mean, maybe you kind of broke my brain a little bit. I mean, it

hasn't been that long now.

Well, your father won't be home until late.

Maybe we could still have fun and

stay in.

I did not know that you had this idea.

Are you sure about this?

Oh, yeah.

I'm sure about this, baby.

Seems like you're pretty sure, too.

You don't need to do this laundry or anything?

I don't know.

Sorry, I'm just like... Laundry can wait.

Don't be a little irresponsible, honey.

Have a little fun This is what college is all about

you deserve being such a big boy now

of

all

these new experiences that's exactly what college is for

Whoa.

Freaky we can get Just

like

you're supposed to this age

as you can talk about for years.

Like fucking your stepmom's feet.

I would like this I don't know what it's

all about.

All these new experiences.

Figuring out what you really like.

What makes you feel good.

Like milk and feet.

want to feel you told you you

deserve to party tonight so we're gonna be using

more than just my feet

Thank you.

knows how to use every

part of her head to toes

Thank you.

That's what it is.

Oh, good.

Making me feel so good.

Taking me back.

Taking me back to my college days.

My mom used to call me the stupid sucker.

Holy shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Your ass is so fucking ghostly. Holy shit.

Not know you fuck like this Show

you

Those 27 -year -olds know what they're doing.

It's a good view, huh?

Mm -hmm. That's such a pretty fucking asshole, too. Holy shit.

Yeah.

Goddamn.

Fuck you soon.

See how it takes.

I got

a

little squirt on you. Oh, yeah, just a little.

That's what I like.

That's what I like. Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God.

A plug like this seems to be college.

Hmm.

Yeah

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Yeah, we'll go to a party.

Get it all between my toes.

My soles.

Make sure I have my heels.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

You were very close.