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That's not good.

Yeah, I've got some notes here about your condition.

The one that dumb shit took the fucking front desk.

Hey,

don't call it dumb shit.

Got a bruise to the thigh and ass pain.

Yeah, because I fell on the stairs. I was going down. I tripped over the

skate. That kid left.

Oh, a kid?

A kid left a little roller skate there, and I went down, down, down.

So where did you hit exactly?

What's going on back there? You want to stand up and show me?

Take a look at that.

Is it okay? Can you bring it around this way?

I can stand.

Bend it over a little.

I don't know where the pain is, so if you could take your pants down. Let me

a look at this.

We're supposed to be wearing a medical gown for this crap.

You know what? We're out.

They're all dirty.

They're all dirty?

Yeah.

emergency room?

Oh, baby, you're going to be all right, though. Trust me.

It hurts.

My leg hurts because I fell.

It's already bruising.

Oh, yeah, well, back to this. I'm more, this looks, this, I'm very concerned

about this here. I think I'm going to, I'm going to have to take a better look

at that. I'm going to have to take a better look at that.

Okay. You went up my leg. I mean, isn't my leg a major muscle, too?

Um, yeah, that's a major muscle, but you're at the, uh, Anal specialist?

I mean, I'm sorry,

butt specialist?

I think animal specialist sounded more professional than butt specialist. Oh,

well, that's good. That's good.

Well, I'm going to take a closer look because you might have really hurt your

anal. So that bone, butt bone felt a little like it might

have been.

Okay, now you just relax, okay? Is there a bone in the butt?

Yeah, there's a bone back here. Oh, look at that.

Now, how does that feel right there?

It feels okay.

It feels okay?

I don't think there's a bone in my apple. Oh, yeah, there's a lot in there

don't know about. See, that's my job.

Okay, do you feel that?

Yeah, I feel a finger in my ass.

Okay, but do you really, really feel it, though?

Yeah, I feel it.

You should really feel it. I mean, it should be painful. See, you might think

you broke something and now it's numb.

It's not painful. Here, I'm going to give you a test.

Now, I have two fingers in there. Did you know that?

Uh, yeah.

I knew that.

You knew that?

I can feel that one. Now, I'm spreading your asshole wide open.

How does that feel?

It feels like you're spreading my asshole wide open. That's what it feels

But is it painful, or do you enjoy it?

Well, it's a little bit on par with being enjoyable.

Yep, got to get a little moisture down there.

What did you just do? I'm the doctor here.

What's running down my leg?

What's running down your leg?

It's called anal something, you know?

It's juice from your ass, yes.

I have anal leakage? Yes. You know I have three fingers in your ass, really

deep, and you're not screaming?

You have three fingers in there?

Yeah, yeah. See, you definitely, there's something definitely going on here. Oh,

my God, I must have broken something if I don't feel that.

Yeah, you know, I think I'm going to have to get some other doctors in here

see if they concur with my diagnosis.

So what I'm going to do, I'm going

to get Dr. Cold in here and have him take a look at that because I

don't, I got to have other opinions on this.

So you just, yeah, you get comfortable and I'll call Dr.

Cold.

And then also I'll be back to take your temperature.

I mean, there was something running down my middle leg.

What? It broke my nose.

Oh, thanks, Matt.

I'm new at this, so this is kind of, you know, it's a lot going on for me. But,

you know, just do what they do. Let me grab my gloves here.

You're new at this?

Yeah.

Oh.

All the confidence in the world. I'm familiar with anal.

Okay. You're familiar with anal. Okay, that qualifies it, right? So just keep

that in mind. We specialize in different areas of the ass. What's that word?

Can't curve.

Yeah. He has to can curve.

Yeah, man. And he's more of a specialist in the midsection there. Wow.

How long were you in medical school for?

That's a secret.

Okay.

I'll be quiet. I just started medical school. I mean, I just got out. Oh, my

God. Wow.

What the hell? Well, he checks there. Let me check your temperature. Got a

thermometer in here.

That's a very interesting thermometer.

Have you never seen one like this?

What? Actually, no. Never that big or that long or that.

Well, you put it in your mouth, just like a regular one.

Yeah, over your tongue. There you go.

Hey, we're supposed to be talking about your ass here.

And you have a dick in your mouth.

It's a thermometer. Shut up. Oh, sorry.

If that's what you want to call it, let me put another one in your mouth.

Temperature's a little high. A little high.

Oh, yeah.

You've got a fever.

Yes, she does. Yes, I've got a fever.

Yeah.

Is it a bad one?

No, I think it's called black cocosis or something.

Black cocosis? Is it serious?

Um, it can be.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, you got it bad. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. She's definitely hot, doctor.

I can tell. I can feel something.

We're going to have to really probe that ass. Really?

Yeah. I'm really going to have to probe it.

Oh, yeah.

How many fingers did he get in?

He got three.

Wow. Yeah.

Let's see.

Is that bad?

No. I can get two in.

He got three in. Wow.

Yeah.

That's good.

See,

this is helping your tibia get down to where it used to be. Oh, yeah.

I have three of them, too.

Your ass is just fine.

Three fingers, yeah.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, stick it all the way down the throat.

Get the correct reading. Ah, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah,

I think we need another opinion, though. We need to get Dr. Long in here. Oh,

that's okay. Dr. Long is the actual expert in this area.

He might be able to tell us more.

Oh,

yeah. Mm -hmm.

Yep.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Now, Dr. Cold is going to continue to take your temperature, and I'm going to

get Dr.

Long.

Is he going to do it the same way you did?

Yeah, well, he's going to do this special, and I'll do mine.

Okay.

I'm a little confused.

But, hey, that's all I know.

I just pulled up your chart here and it seems that you have

a possible jungle fever.

Yeah, but when we come in, I just concurred with Dr.

Ace, and he took your temperature.

I got Dr.

Cool here taking your temperature again. I'm going to bring Dr. Ace in in a

second because I'm checking the chart, and I see that because we work on

throats, pussies, and asses here.

So I'm going to bring in Dr. Ace because I see that he gave you the oral

thermometer. Did anybody give her a rectal thermometer?

Not yet, doctor. Can we get some lube on the thermometer and get in this ass for

a second and see what's going on here?

Let's see what we got going on here. This mouth is okay. Yeah, I think you

should check the ass.

No.

I don't know. Have you grabbed it by the back of the hand gently and shoved it

down as far as you can until tears have come out? Let's see.

Hold on. All right.

The tear chest.

Wow.

Oh, look at that. That's good. She's drooling. She's drooling.

Now,

the way you... I think you should be able to get the whole dick in her mouth.

The whole dick.

Yeah, you should be able to put her lips up against your balls. Oh, wow.

There you go.

There you go. I want to do that on the x -ray.

Wow.

All right, well, you keep that going.

Now, I'm going to have to bring in...

Dr. Ace again, so he can give you the other half. Because the rectal

and the oral thermometer should be going at the same time to create enough

pressure to create the type of conditions we need to figure out what

don't think he knows what you're talking about. Yeah, he knows. Just put it in

your mouth.

I've got a chart. If you know anything about medicine, whoever has the chart is

right. That's right. There you go. Chart is right.

Bring your ass up.

I didn't go to medical school for two weeks for this.

Oh, look at that. It gapes.

Oh, it's gaping. It's gaping. Gaping ass.

We need that in our result in our...

That

gaping ass. I feel... Yeah,

I think you're right, doctor.

I think you're right, Dr. Long.

Yeah? Yeah.

What's going on here?

Whatever you said. Is she still able to produce saliva? Now, the question is,

now, what I need from both of you is I need you balls deep. I need you balls

deep so we can take her pulse. Okay. All right?

Let's hope she's still breathing after this.

Well, she can breathe through her nose.

It's a known fact.

That's it. That's it.

This is one of the old things.

one two three four five

six seven eight eight

over twenty wow yeah yeah yeah

look at that it's still it still has got the gate to it

which is uh but i notice it closes back up

8 over 20 is not bad.

That's not bad. Alright.

It's not bad at all.

And it's nice and warm.

It's warm.

Warm ass. Warm.

Alright.

Now we got ass and mouth 8 over 20.

How many gates are we getting per minute?

We're getting two gates per minute back there.

Now you can put your ass in the air, way up in the air, and bend it over like

that, yeah.

So I can really get in there so the doctor can get the correct reading.

Now make sure you're going at the right angle. There you go. There you go.

There you go.

Now you're going to feel a little bit of pressure.

So just breathe through it.

It'll be like a small pinch.

Is that the response we want, doctor? Your thermometer is going off again.

You can't take the temperature off the surface.

You've got to get right in there to find out what's really going on.

That's right.

Is it okay if I put my own fingers in myself?

Uh, yeah, that would help.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

But not too many because we don't want to throw up the ring. How many fingers

you got?

Four.

Four fingers.

It's like 90, it's almost 100.

It's supposed to be, I think she's running a fever.

It's supposed to be a 98 .7. Yeah, yeah.

A normal human being should be a 98 .7. Yeah.

Dr. Cole's back here to concur.

Yeah.

We're going to get Dr. Cole to concur my findings.

And Dr.

Wong can take your temperature.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Let this doctor do what he has to do. Once they're finished, we'll have a

conference. I'll come back in, and I'll tell you exactly what we're going to do

for your treatment, okay?

Okay. Okay. Okay. Mama, I would like for you to stand right here for a moment.

Yes, yes.

Stand up.

Okay. I'm going to sit down.

Okay. I want you to sit down.

Sit on top of your thermometer?

Yes, ma 'am. Oh, does that give you a better reading? Yeah, there you go.

You just get it a little wet because I don't like it dry.

It hurts that way.

You want to feel that fucking ass?

Apparently, your fucking grandmother likes my fucking ass.

Wow, look at her pressure beating her over here. Fuck it. No pain, no gain.

at this. She's really... Yeah.

No pain, no fucking gain in this case. And I'm getting all fucking eight, nine

inches in my fucking ass.

Yeah.

Because it's 12 inches.

Okay. Oh, 12 inches. Whatever.

All fucking 12 inches in my little fucking white ass. Who gives a fucking

Don't break my thermometer. I might need it again for another operation.

Put that down, Dr. Long. Possible 5150.

Yeah.

That's what it comes to.

I mean, thermometer.

Thermometer, right. We'll just keep calling it a fucking thermometer.

It's a fucking thermometer. You're right.

Now we can see the problem in the whole world. In fact, how about this? Dr.

Aitken, Dr.

Kolder, Dr. Long, tell me.

Yeah, that definitely helps us.

Dr. Long, would you concur that that's a good angle right there?

That's a good angle. But you know what I need?

I'm going to need two thermometers at once.

Because I have a feeling that she's the other side.

It's not just an ass.

There might also be a connection with the pussy.

So what I'm going to need right now is I'm going to need you to sit on one of

doctors. The other doctor is going to go in your ass.

First doctor is going to be laying there and you're going to put your pussy on

him. He's going to take internal pussy readings, okay?

Second doctor is going to come up from behind.

He's going to place his dick in your ass, all right?

Internal readings? We call this, all right, we call this a dual monitor

okay?

It costs a little bit more, but don't worry. Your insurance is covering it.

Thank God, preacher.

I believe that she had possible jungle fever.

He said that she might have black cock fever. Now, I need to know from you,

type of fever do you believe she possibly has after taking your own

readings? I think she needs or has double fever.

Double? I concur.

Dual fever.

Dual. Dual cock fever. Dual black cock fever. I concur. Dual black cock fever.

Okay, that's it. Just straddle him on top like that.

Very good, very good.

Just like that. If you could just be quiet so that we can get an accurate

reading on your breaths and everything, and then he may monitor you correctly.

Okay, Dr.

Cole. Yes, sir.

I see you've got a good rhythm going and everything.

How's her pulse?

It's a positive.

Positive pulse?

Positive pulse.

The pussy, is it, is it, is it?

Well, see, these thermometers are ultra -sensitive, and he can feel your heart

from that position, okay?

At this point, she looks pretty well ready for this. Now,

just hold still for a second, okay?

Come down.

I'm going to have the other doctor insert the thermometer.

You're going to feel a little pressure, okay? It's just going to be a little

pressure, okay?

Just a little pressure. You won't even notice. You won't even notice it, babe.

Okay? It's going to be a little pressure now.

Now when it goes in, I need you to let me know.

Can you feel that?

Okay. Okay.

Stay down.

Stay down.

Yeah,

there's a little pressure in your ass, isn't there?

There's a lot of pressure in my ass.

Another question now. Now, doctors?

Yes. Now, after taking these reads, what do you feel that this patient might

have? I'm still sticking with black cock fever.

Okay.

I think it's triple fever now than dual fever.

Dual black cock fever, but you said triple cock. Okay. So she's got it

bad. She's got it pretty bad. Pretty bad.

Okay. We concur.

Well, you guys keep going.

You guys keep going. You guys keep giving it to her.

Shallow breathing.

Oh,

you hear that? You hear that? I think she might also have Tourette's.

Oh, she's got a lot of stick on.

You see that?

That's good.

That's good.

So we've had four fingers in her pussy.

We've had four fingers in the ass.

Let's see.

Going over here.

Thermometer in the pussy. Thermometer in the pussy.

We've gave her the...

DP.

What's DP?

Once again, once again.

Please just worry about your test.

I'll worry about this technical stuff.

I'm a doctor. I know all the technical words and stuff, okay?

Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it!

Fuck!

Okay.

She's taking it well.

She is taking it well. You know what?

What's going to happen is, I believe what we're going to do is we're going to

break. We're going to have a little meeting right quick, and we'll come in

give her her final once -over. Yes.

And then you guys make up her medicine.

Okay. And when I'm through with her, we'll come in and we'll administer the

medicine.

We'll all give her a vaccine, all alone?

Yeah, we'll give her three different batches of medicine.

Okay.

Because with the Tourette's, she could probably use some orally.

With the broken ass, she could probably use some anally.

And with the four fingers and the pussy, she may be able to use some of it

vaginally also. So let's break after a moment so we can all go back and concur.

I'll come in.

I'll tell her exactly what's going on. And after I finish, you guys come in,

we'll give her her medicine.

with my medicine. Okay.

Are you guys breaking right now? Why don't you just sit here for a second and

ponder what's going to happen.

Ponder what's going to happen?

Medicine. That means I get better, right?

Yes. Okay.

Now, don't have any fear. Just sit there and rub your pussy for a second because

we found out that if you rub your pussy, the natural juices and stuff will also

help keep you happy and bigger.

You have to practice endorphins.

Endorphins make you happy.

Happy people don't get angry.

No, they don't.

So we've got to go for endorphins. Okay, endorphins will make me better.

Okay.

Okay, so maybe because I'm hurting my ass, I should do acid orphans. Okay,

Okay,

self -medicating.

Now that's good.

Self -medicating.

You're self -medicated.

You want to take a temperature, Dr. Long?

Okay, for all you first years, this is what's going to happen.

Would you come up, please?

Dr. Long, the head doctor, as you know, those two doctors that were here before

me, Cold and Ace, are first -year medical students.

It showed.

Well, it's going to be a little different. I need you to lay right on

right here.

Okay.

Right on your back, just like that.

Now.

My examination is a little different because I'm old school. These are the

things, guys. My examination is a little different.

So we're going to start off with just putting the thermometer in your mouth.

But at the same time, we're going to make sure that we check for any lumps

because it's always important.

That's it. There you go. There you go.

Now, let's see. Oh, look at that.

Generating a little pussy.

Isn't that nice?

Well, let's check it out. Let's check it out.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Her fever's bad. Her fever's bad.

Uncontrollable hunger.

Yeah.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, there you go.

Nice one.

All right, let me put this clip over here.

Oh, okay.

Ooh, that temperature's pretty good.

Here we go.

Run through.

Let's see.

Why don't you sit up here for a second?

Where do you want me to sit?

Why don't you sit right on top of the thermometer?

With my ass?

No, we're going to start off with your pussy.

Okay. Start off with your pussy.

Ah, don't fall.

I didn't fucking damage my fucking pussy!

Would it be wrong of me to say that Dr. Long, you have an awfully fucking

long thermometer?

Oh, that's why they call me Dr. Long. I wondered.

Oh, yes.

You can really shove it up and down.

You can see those ass muscles are strong.

Are they?

Yes, they are. Are they staying nice and fucking strong? Yes, they are.

Amen.

a thermometer goes in my fucking ass.

comes to the list.

A little bit in the pussy.

Yes, it would be. And then, I went with the back of my ass.

I'm one very fucked up patient, I think, Doctor.

Doctor,

do you think I need medication for my problem?

For my issues?

You need medication.

What type of fucking medication do I need?

We prepared your medication.

That's the medication?

Yeah. Okay.

Do I need an IV?

No, no.

We've got the IVs here. You don't worry about that. Do you?

Okay. We've got the tube that it's going to be delivered through.

Is it going to be orally? Is it going to be intravenously?

Well, you might need some in your ass and your mouth.

Okay, so I need medication in my fucking ass, right?

Yeah. Okay.

And then you swallow everything else?

Yes.

Yes, you can. I can do that, doctor.

Mm -hmm.

It's time now.

Yeah, we're working it up.

The machine's working.

Okay. Working up, then working up.

Because I really need that fucking medication in my fucking mouth, right?

Mm -hmm.

Right in your mouth. It's coming, baby.

You just open your mouth just like that. Mm -hmm.

Put your head down.

Okay. Yeah.

Right here?

Mm -hmm.

I

need

medication. Open your mouth.

Come over here.

There you go. Get it all.

That's it.

Get the dick in your mouth. Suck it dry.

Suck it dry.

And you got to take your tongue to it.

Get all that Medicaid. Yeah, there you go.

There you go.

Yeah.

See?

That's your first dose. Get it.

All the way down.

All the way to the bones. Yeah.

Now suck that motherfucking drug.

Yeah.

See, that's your first load.

And swallow it? Your first dose.

You better swallow it.

How else are you supposed to take your medicine?

Is that how you're better?

If I swallow? Mm -hmm.

Yeah, you did it all up your face.

Is this my second round of medication?

Second round of medication delivered.

Now we only have one round of medication left. Do I have to swallow it, doctor?

Yes. Sometimes it tastes a little bitter, but it's worth it.

Do I swallow this?

Yeah, you swallow that.

Okay, so swallowed.

Can you take your last dose up here?

How?

Sit on it.

Okay. Let's do that.

Yeah, that was your last dose. So how do you feel now?

I feel better.

Do you? I feel much better, actually. I feel like I could actually go again.

All right, sure. How about you go ahead and sign this insurance paperwork, you

know, explain all that we gave to you, you know, cover our charges.

There's nothing free in this world.

Oh, my God, no.

That's a final examination of you and what we did. Okay.

Dr. Cole, I see she's...

Taking her last of the medication.

Oh, I'm sorry, you're looking at the bill, huh?

Well, as you can see here, we had 8 over 20 ass to mouth.

Dr. Ace concurred that you had black cock fever.

Dr. Cole, double black cock fever.

I thought it was possible jungle fever, but after doing the missionary position,

reverse cowboy, and doggie position, and using all three thermometers, we also

realized that you had a gaping asshole that gaped at two minutes.

Per gate.

Is that bad?

No, that's great. That's great.

You had four fingers in your pussy, four fingers in your ass.

The bruise on your thigh?

Yeah. Put the mic on. It didn't go away.

Okay. After thoroughly thermometering,

it's a doctor term. Don't worry about how it sounds.

Thermometering. Concurring.

Concurring with thermometering. After doing that quite a few times, anal,

vaginal, and whatnot, oral,

Yeah, your bill comes up to $30 ,000. So if you just sign right here,

we can get this to your insurance company.

We need that ASAP.

Yes, please. So just sign right there.

What if I don't sign?

You've already taken the medication, so you're pretty much fucked.

We've got everything on tape.

I think I've been more than fucked this year. Every examination that we've done.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. And, um, please get dressed, and if

you have any more pains in your ass, give us a call.

Right. I concur.

You concur?

Is that the only fucking word you guys know? I concur?