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Flying. Flying.
Flying. Flying.
Flying. Flying. Beautiful. Are you? Yes, you are.
Is that a
Is that a
Is that a smile? Is it
I just need
I just need
I just need [Music]
and on the beach walking back. Did
and on the beach walking back. Did
and on the beach walking back. Did you as a family? How long have you had
you as a family? How long have you had
you as a family? How long have you had it? Since I was five.
it? Since I was five.
it? Since I was five. It's amazing.
Ban
Ban
Ban said they do a beautiful dance,
said they do a beautiful dance,
said they do a beautiful dance, fertility
fertility
fertility dance, and they have
babies. There you go.
babies. There you go.
babies. There you go. I was told to keep it warm. So, well, we
I was told to keep it warm. So, well, we
I was told to keep it warm. So, well, we should have the results in a couple of
should have the results in a couple of
should have the results in a couple of weeks.
weeks.
weeks. Brilliant.
[Music]
Hi.
All
All
All right. Uh, sorry. My husband's not here.
right. Uh, sorry. My husband's not here.
right. Uh, sorry. My husband's not here. He's at the builders. Eh,
He's at the builders. Eh,
He's at the builders. Eh, are you one of his students?
picked the right looker. Oh, you're
picked the right looker. Oh, you're
picked the right looker. Oh, you're Nick.
Nick.
Nick. So, I exist. Yeah. No, of course. I just
So, I exist. Yeah. No, of course. I just
So, I exist. Yeah. No, of course. I just wasn't expecting I'm Dawn.
wasn't expecting I'm Dawn.
wasn't expecting I'm Dawn. Just thought I'd drop by. I'll let him
Just thought I'd drop by. I'll let him
Just thought I'd drop by. I'll let him know.
know.
know. Here, let's make it a surprise. Oh, no.
Here, let's make it a surprise. Oh, no.
Here, let's make it a surprise. Oh, no. I think I should.
I think I should.
I think I should. I go on then.
Oh, no. He's gone into a class. Do you
Oh, no. He's gone into a class. Do you
Oh, no. He's gone into a class. Do you want to bring your stuff in? Come in.
It's a bit of a bomb site.
I'll take out my thing, shall I?
We had no idea you were coming.
We're not really set up for guests yet.
Oh, don't bring her too close to her
Oh, don't bring her too close to her
Oh, don't bring her too close to her hatch. She's not trained yet. She's a a
hatch. She's not trained yet. She's a a
hatch. She's not trained yet. She's a a reject dog. She was abandoned by her
reject dog. She was abandoned by her
reject dog. She was abandoned by her owners. Reject.
You want to put some tar in there?
Hi
[\h__\h]
Been on the sunbeds. Then I tried to
Been on the sunbeds. Then I tried to
Been on the sunbeds. Then I tried to call. How [\h__\h] did you know I'd be here?
call. How [\h__\h] did you know I'd be here?
call. How [\h__\h] did you know I'd be here? Dobby turns to it [\h__\h]
He's not very refined.
So, what do you think?
So, what do you think?
So, what do you think? It's lovely. Yeah, it's lovely. It'll be
It's lovely. Yeah, it's lovely. It'll be
It's lovely. Yeah, it's lovely. It'll be beautiful. Beautiful.
Yeah. Go then.
This is from family mech.
[Music]
It must be hard out
It must be hard out
It must be hard out there. You must miss home.
Oh, those glasses. I know they're here
Oh, those glasses. I know they're here
Oh, those glasses. I know they're here somewhere. We haven't really had the
somewhere. We haven't really had the
somewhere. We haven't really had the time to
shame I was away. Oh, it was kind of low
shame I was away. Oh, it was kind of low
shame I was away. Oh, it was kind of low key. It was only a registry office. How
key. It was only a registry office. How
key. It was only a registry office. How did he behave? Well, he wasn't found
did he behave? Well, he wasn't found
did he behave? Well, he wasn't found shagging one of my bridesmaid the
shagging one of my bridesmaid the
shagging one of my bridesmaid the toilet, were you? Get back to the
toilet, were you? Get back to the
toilet, were you? Get back to the chopping business. She's changed you.
chopping business. She's changed you.
chopping business. She's changed you. You got all posh. Marriage is a constant
You got all posh. Marriage is a constant
You got all posh. Marriage is a constant process of negotiation. Yeah, we sing in
process of negotiation. Yeah, we sing in
process of negotiation. Yeah, we sing in our chains.
How's Sam?
How's Sam?
How's Sam? Grand. She's She's grand. The kid.
Grand. She's She's grand. The kid.
Grand. She's She's grand. The kid. Dylan.
Dylan.
Dylan. Yeah, he's a bundle of fun.
Yeah, he's a bundle of fun.
Yeah, he's a bundle of fun. Not mine. By previous.
Not mine. By previous.
Not mine. By previous. God, how do they f with all the coming
God, how do they f with all the coming
God, how do they f with all the coming and going?
and going?
and going? They don't.
Thank you.
Cheers. Cheers. It's lovely to have you.
Cheers. Cheers. It's lovely to have you.
Cheers. Cheers. It's lovely to have you. So, you didn't buy the farm
So, you didn't buy the farm
So, you didn't buy the farm then? Oh, it's a wreck.
Tell me,
Tell me,
Tell me, your brother's a joker.
your brother's a joker.
your brother's a joker. Why haven't we seen him? He's been in
Why haven't we seen him? He's been in
Why haven't we seen him? He's been in the army
the army
the army and
he pushed up on down the stairs when he
he pushed up on down the stairs when he
he pushed up on down the stairs when he was a teenager.
was a teenager.
was a teenager. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Why?
Why?
Why? Well, she can be a
Well, she can be a
Well, she can be a bit bit verbal
bit bit verbal
bit bit verbal still.
I bet my mom was curling tongs when I
I bet my mom was curling tongs when I
I bet my mom was curling tongs when I was
16. That wasn't entirely an
16. That wasn't entirely an
16. That wasn't entirely an accident. She took me to a
accident. She took me to a
accident. She took me to a psychiatrist. Yeah. Well, our mom ended
psychiatrist. Yeah. Well, our mom ended
psychiatrist. Yeah. Well, our mom ended up in the hospital.
Not very.
Not very refined.
You hungry?
You hungry?
You hungry? Yeah.
eggs and
eggs and
eggs and orange something.
You want to take that back to bed? Yeah.
It's good.
the
baby. What's this all about?
baby. What's this all about?
baby. What's this all about? You buggered it in your sleep. You were
You buggered it in your sleep. You were
You buggered it in your sleep. You were sleepwalking.
sleepwalking.
sleepwalking. Oh [\h__\h]
Oh [\h__\h]
Oh [\h__\h] [\h__\h] I haven't done that for a while.
[\h__\h] I haven't done that for a while.
[\h__\h] I haven't done that for a while. What a bugger unless
What a bugger unless
What a bugger unless Oh, thanks. Maybe it's cuz you're able
Oh, thanks. Maybe it's cuz you're able
Oh, thanks. Maybe it's cuz you're able to relax. Maybe. Do feel relaxed. Yeah,
to relax. Maybe. Do feel relaxed. Yeah,
to relax. Maybe. Do feel relaxed. Yeah, don't relax too much.
When we were little, David and his
When we were little, David and his
When we were little, David and his mates, they made me a little obstacle
mates, they made me a little obstacle
mates, they made me a little obstacle course. How do you know you were asleep,
course. How do you know you were asleep,
course. How do you know you were asleep, Dawn? What you have to do is talk really
Dawn? What you have to do is talk really
Dawn? What you have to do is talk really quietly. So I slept walked into the
quietly. So I slept walked into the
quietly. So I slept walked into the pond.
Some breakfast
[Music]
I don't know whether we should have got
I don't know whether we should have got
I don't know whether we should have got the
chrome alive.
David, I can't believe you did that.
David, I can't believe you did that.
David, I can't believe you did that. It's not funny.
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
So, how long is it since you've been
So, how long is it since you've been
So, how long is it since you've been back home? Well, about six years since
back home? Well, about six years since
back home? Well, about six years since I've been back in these parts.
How come you and David haven't been in
How come you and David haven't been in
How come you and David haven't been in touch?
touch?
touch? David was making his way in London. He
David was making his way in London. He
David was making his way in London. He got kind of lost, didn't he?
Oh, I love that sound, guys. [\h__\h]
Oh, I love that sound, guys. [\h__\h]
Oh, I love that sound, guys. [\h__\h] hell. Hello, mate.
hell. Hello, mate.
hell. Hello, mate. Back from dead. I could have [\h__\h]
Back from dead. I could have [\h__\h]
Back from dead. I could have [\h__\h] sort you out, mate. Bigger
sort you out, mate. Bigger
sort you out, mate. Bigger now. Now, watch out for this one, Dawn.
now. Now, watch out for this one, Dawn.
now. Now, watch out for this one, Dawn. So, you've grafted for Sharon's dad,
So, you've grafted for Sharon's dad,
So, you've grafted for Sharon's dad, though.
though.
though. married her. He's dead. Thank Christ.
Don't tell her I told you I hate them.
You want my nick? No, I'm good. Thanks.
You want my nick? No, I'm good. Thanks.
You want my nick? No, I'm good. Thanks. Thank you.
Sorry, Mr. Gr.
Oh, what? It's not bad. I'll tell you
Oh, what? It's not bad. I'll tell you
Oh, what? It's not bad. I'll tell you about being
about being
about being bad. Number two, the
bad. Number two, the
bad. Number two, the Hastings. Kathy Hist hung herself.
Hastings. Kathy Hist hung herself.
Hastings. Kathy Hist hung herself. Nobody found her for a week. So, nobody
Nobody found her for a week. So, nobody
Nobody found her for a week. So, nobody gave a [\h__\h] about Kathy
gave a [\h__\h] about Kathy
gave a [\h__\h] about Kathy Histon. Number three, the Hastings.
Histon. Number three, the Hastings.
Histon. Number three, the Hastings. Jackie Grace beat his wife for 20 years,
Jackie Grace beat his wife for 20 years,
Jackie Grace beat his wife for 20 years, but he wasn't a bad player because he
but he wasn't a bad player because he
but he wasn't a bad player because he did have the football scores on the
did have the football scores on the
did have the football scores on the radio when he was driving the
radio when he was driving the
radio when he was driving the buses. I got the old Forge.
buses. I got the old Forge.
buses. I got the old Forge. that's come up in the world that used to
that's come up in the world that used to
that's come up in the world that used to have all coy windows and have like a
have all coy windows and have like a
have all coy windows and have like a horse's hoof right down
horse's hoof right down
horse's hoof right down there. He was having sex with his
there. He was having sex with his
there. He was having sex with his daughter. It was Everybody knew about
daughter. It was Everybody knew about
daughter. It was Everybody knew about it.
Homely
Homely
Homely homely. She had three kids and she
homely. She had three kids and she
homely. She had three kids and she drowned herself and two of them in the
drowned herself and two of them in the
drowned herself and two of them in the quarry pond. Don't know what happened to
quarry pond. Don't know what happened to
quarry pond. Don't know what happened to the other poor little side.
I met an evil spirit in this churchyard
I met an evil spirit in this churchyard
I met an evil spirit in this churchyard when I was seven. You did not. You did.
when I was seven. You did not. You did.
when I was seven. You did not. You did. Name me what I
Name me what I
Name me what I am. That in the
army, but I wore them off. Experience.
Sweets for the sweet. Go on. Have a good
Sweets for the sweet. Go on. Have a good
Sweets for the sweet. Go on. Have a good day.
We all know the first line. Okay. So,
We all know the first line. Okay. So,
We all know the first line. Okay. So, when I count to 1 2 3, I want you all to
when I count to 1 2 3, I want you all to
when I count to 1 2 3, I want you all to come in together. I want the front line
come in together. I want the front line
come in together. I want the front line and the back line to come in together.
and the back line to come in together.
and the back line to come in together. Okay? So, I want the front row and the
Okay? So, I want the front row and the
Okay? So, I want the front row and the back row at the same time.
back row at the same time.
back row at the same time. Tell
me. He's so full on. He's funny.
You tell
You tell
You tell me. One of my students is cussing
me. One of my students is cussing
me. One of my students is cussing herself.
herself.
herself. How do you know? She told
How do you know? She told
How do you know? She told me this is a shame. She's a bright kid.
You have to report it.
You have to report it.
You have to report it. I don't want to get into trouble with
I don't want to get into trouble with
I don't want to get into trouble with the family. I mean,
the family. I mean,
the family. I mean, you have to tell someone, David. It's
you have to tell someone, David. It's
you have to tell someone, David. It's the law.
the law.
the law. Yeah. Social services. Bit of a mixed
bag. Just trust me.
I can't believe he hasn't brought you
I can't believe he hasn't brought you
I can't believe he hasn't brought you here. We did pass by once. When did
here. We did pass by once. When did
here. We did pass by once. When did David leave? when he was 17. God, it's a
David leave? when he was 17. God, it's a
David leave? when he was 17. God, it's a wreck. So, which one was yours? Ours was
wreck. So, which one was yours? Ours was
wreck. So, which one was yours? Ours was right in the front.
It's nice. I've dreamt about I've dreamt
It's nice. I've dreamt about I've dreamt
It's nice. I've dreamt about I've dreamt about it. All
about it. All
about it. All right. What's
right. What's
right. What's up? Left some tobacco just here.
up? Left some tobacco just here.
up? Left some tobacco just here. Look at that. Oh my god. It's been since
Look at that. Oh my god. It's been since
Look at that. Oh my god. It's been since I was 15. Oh, you can tell.
So, what was it like
So, what was it like
So, what was it like you and David down on the farm?
you and David down on the farm?
you and David down on the farm? Mix
bag. My grandpa, he had these big sh
bag. My grandpa, he had these big sh
bag. My grandpa, he had these big sh horses. They were [\h__\h] huge, but
horses. They were [\h__\h] huge, but
horses. They were [\h__\h] huge, but really gentle.
Yeah. Thanks for um for looking after
Yeah. Thanks for um for looking after
Yeah. Thanks for um for looking after us.
us.
us. I appreciate it. Blinded. No worries.
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] It's Nick. Um Johnson.
It's Nick. Um Johnson.
It's Nick. Um Johnson. I'm not blind.
I'm not blind.
I'm not blind. [Music]
[Music]
[Music] You gave me a gold star for geography.
You gave me a gold star for geography.
You gave me a gold star for geography. Remember?
Remember?
Remember? [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Hello, stranger. Well, fancy that. How
Hello, stranger. Well, fancy that. How
Hello, stranger. Well, fancy that. How you doing? Yeah. Hey,
you doing? Yeah. Hey,
you doing? Yeah. Hey, D. You okay? Yeah. Hi, Miss Hedges.
D. You okay? Yeah. Hi, Miss Hedges.
D. You okay? Yeah. Hi, Miss Hedges. So, you won any medals yet? Yeah, the
So, you won any medals yet? Yeah, the
So, you won any medals yet? Yeah, the purple heart. Oh. I've just got to
They spit in the food. I'm sure they
They spit in the food. I'm sure they
They spit in the food. I'm sure they don't. You'll see.
don't. You'll see.
don't. You'll see. So, how were they when you were teaching
So, how were they when you were teaching
So, how were they when you were teaching them?
them?
them? The Johnson boys.
The Johnson boys.
The Johnson boys. Flemy Bretts.
Flemy Bretts.
Flemy Bretts. Poor little chaps.
Sometimes you can't help them even if
Sometimes you can't help them even if
Sometimes you can't help them even if you want
you want
you want to. Their father beat
to. Their father beat
to. Their father beat them. Fact. Fact. Diddly
them. Fact. Fact. Diddly
them. Fact. Fact. Diddly deck. Not that you could see
anything. David ever told me.
Where is he? I like clever boys.
What do you think?
But you have been torturing her. What?
But you have been torturing her. What?
But you have been torturing her. What? She needs to torture us. Oh, the poor
She needs to torture us. Oh, the poor
She needs to torture us. Oh, the poor old. She hasn't got any kids to look
old. She hasn't got any kids to look
old. She hasn't got any kids to look after. Oh, that's what kids are for.
after. Oh, that's what kids are for.
after. Oh, that's what kids are for. Remember Mr. Dixon? Sure. He used to
Remember Mr. Dixon? Sure. He used to
Remember Mr. Dixon? Sure. He used to beat the crap out of us. Well, the lads
beat the crap out of us. Well, the lads
beat the crap out of us. Well, the lads that is. Out of you, you mean? Yeah, cuz
that is. Out of you, you mean? Yeah, cuz
that is. Out of you, you mean? Yeah, cuz I took a rap for Dave.
I took a rap for Dave.
I took a rap for Dave. What did he do? He was just always the
What did he do? He was just always the
What did he do? He was just always the one there. When everyone else turned
one there. When everyone else turned
one there. When everyone else turned around, it was always him standing there
around, it was always him standing there
around, it was always him standing there going, "What? It wasn't me. It wasn't
going, "What? It wasn't me. It wasn't
going, "What? It wasn't me. It wasn't me. I didn't do it until they sent you
me. I didn't do it until they sent you
me. I didn't do it until they sent you away."
He had a spell in Bortol
He had a spell in Bortol
He had a spell in Bortol 10 years ago. Dan, give or take. Far
10 years ago. Dan, give or take. Far
10 years ago. Dan, give or take. Far from the prying eyes of the state,
from the prying eyes of the state,
from the prying eyes of the state, banging his head against the wall. Yeah,
banging his head against the wall. Yeah,
banging his head against the wall. Yeah, that's why I like looking after troubled
that's why I like looking after troubled
that's why I like looking after troubled kids. Oh, that's why I join a [\h__\h]
kids. Oh, that's why I join a [\h__\h]
kids. Oh, that's why I join a [\h__\h] army.
Yeah. Do you remember that time you held
Yeah. Do you remember that time you held
Yeah. Do you remember that time you held my head in the water trough which I
my head in the water trough which I
my head in the water trough which I almost choked? Oh no.
almost choked? Oh no.
almost choked? Oh no. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Where was David? I don't know.
Where was David? I don't know.
Where was David? I don't know. Elsewhere.
Elsewhere.
Elsewhere. You nick my girlfriend. I nicked your
You nick my girlfriend. I nicked your
You nick my girlfriend. I nicked your girlfriend. I was 13. How could I nick
girlfriend. I was 13. How could I nick
girlfriend. I was 13. How could I nick your girlfriend? You looked at her. I
your girlfriend? You looked at her. I
your girlfriend? You looked at her. I looked at her. [\h__\h] hell. They taught
looked at her. [\h__\h] hell. They taught
looked at her. [\h__\h] hell. They taught me all I know. I'm at Dingles dancing
me all I know. I'm at Dingles dancing
me all I know. I'm at Dingles dancing around my handbag and some little
around my handbag and some little
around my handbag and some little scrawny little scruffy
scrawny little scruffy
scrawny little scruffy fella comes up to me i.e. you Nick
fella comes up to me i.e. you Nick
fella comes up to me i.e. you Nick starts giving it the big coming on and
starts giving it the big coming on and
starts giving it the big coming on and then Mr. trustworthy here. Older lad
then Mr. trustworthy here. Older lad
then Mr. trustworthy here. Older lad comes up and saves me. Are you Gary?
comes up and saves me. Are you Gary?
comes up and saves me. Are you Gary? You know they forced me to do that. You
You know they forced me to do that. You
You know they forced me to do that. You Johnson boys. Oh, the man at the straw.
Johnson boys. Oh, the man at the straw.
Johnson boys. Oh, the man at the straw. [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Yeah. Well, that's all over
Yeah. Well, that's all over
Yeah. Well, that's all over now. Marriage is just so restful, isn't
now. Marriage is just so restful, isn't
now. Marriage is just so restful, isn't it, Don? You don't have to choose
it, Don? You don't have to choose
it, Don? You don't have to choose anymore.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Yeah, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry.
Yeah, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry.
Yeah, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry. Eh,
Eh,
Eh, Miss Hedges told me about your dad that
Miss Hedges told me about your dad that
Miss Hedges told me about your dad that he beat you.
he beat you.
he beat you. Who's that dad? At least he didn't [\h__\h]
Who's that dad? At least he didn't [\h__\h]
Who's that dad? At least he didn't [\h__\h] us up the ass.
He's too much. Yeah, well, you wanted
He's too much. Yeah, well, you wanted
He's too much. Yeah, well, you wanted him to stay. Did I?
him to stay. Did I?
him to stay. Did I? Why didn't you tell me? Not here, D. All
Why didn't you tell me? Not here, D. All
Why didn't you tell me? Not here, D. All right, Pete. Can I have uh one more
right, Pete. Can I have uh one more
right, Pete. Can I have uh one more genotonic, please?
genotonic, please?
genotonic, please? [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Oh my
Oh my
Oh my god. Can you come in?
What are you doing? Come on. You go on.
What are you doing? Come on. You go on.
What are you doing? Come on. You go on. No, I can't cuz Gary will go mad.
No, I can't cuz Gary will go mad.
No, I can't cuz Gary will go mad. Oh my god.
Blime me,
Blime me,
Blime me, love. Hey.
Be careful. Don't rip it.
[Music]
Does that mean this baby boy? She does.
Does that mean this baby boy? She does.
Does that mean this baby boy? She does. Come on, guys. Get out of the way.
[Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
Shocking.
Shocking.
Shocking. [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Go
Go
Go home boy. Oh boy.
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] Hey,
Hey,
Hey, painful.
Dave, I think there's somebody in
Dave, I think there's somebody in
Dave, I think there's somebody in there. I think there's somebody in
there. I think there's somebody in
there. I think there's somebody in there.
there.
there. There is. There is. Dave, look. All
There is. There is. Dave, look. All
There is. There is. Dave, look. All right. All right. Look, David. There's
right. All right. Look, David. There's
right. All right. Look, David. There's somebody in here. There's somebody in
somebody in here. There's somebody in
somebody in here. There's somebody in there. Dave, look. Come out. Come out,
there. Dave, look. Come out. Come out,
there. Dave, look. Come out. Come out, Nick.
It's like one of my mate Aaron was in
It's like one of my mate Aaron was in
It's like one of my mate Aaron was in there. When he when he got out the tank,
there. When he when he got out the tank,
there. When he when he got out the tank, he was all on fire. Dave, he was
he was all on fire. Dave, he was
he was all on fire. Dave, he was burning. I pulled the weapon down. I
burning. I pulled the weapon down. I
burning. I pulled the weapon down. I tried to save him and I was like,
tried to save him and I was like,
tried to save him and I was like, "Where's the fire brigade? Where are
"Where's the fire brigade? Where are
"Where's the fire brigade? Where are they?" I was like, "But it was there's
they?" I was like, "But it was there's
they?" I was like, "But it was there's nobody
nobody
nobody there." And so I pulled it down. I
there." And so I pulled it down. I
there." And so I pulled it down. I jumped on top of him like that. Burn
jumped on top of him like that. Burn
jumped on top of him like that. Burn right through. I couldn't save him. It's
right through. I couldn't save him. It's
right through. I couldn't save him. It's all right. Look. Look at me. Look at me.
all right. Look. Look at me. Look at me.
all right. Look. Look at me. Look at me. It's all right. It's all right. Look at
It's all right. It's all right. Look at
It's all right. It's all right. Look at me.
Is he all
right? Poor Nick.
Why didn't you tell me about your
Why didn't you tell me about your
Why didn't you tell me about your dad? Cuz I don't want to think about it
because he was full of hate.
Selfhate. Because I hate him.
Why did we come here?
Why did we come here?
Why did we come here? Cuz I want to do some good in the place
Cuz I want to do some good in the place
Cuz I want to do some good in the place that my dad was a tosser.
that my dad was a tosser.
that my dad was a tosser. Do you really like the countryside?
Do you really like the countryside?
Do you really like the countryside? You're the one with the chickens.
David, I love you.
David, I love you.
David, I love you. Why has he come back?
Why has he come back?
Why has he come back? I used to hold
I used to hold
I used to hold him. That's all you saw.
him. That's all you saw.
him. That's all you saw. me like that.
He needs
help. He's not
help. He's not
help. He's not helping. Can't save him.
Hello,
Nick.
Have you thought about talking to
Have you thought about talking to
Have you thought about talking to someone?
someone?
someone? You know, about your experiences.
We think you need professional help.
We
We
We there's no shame in going off on one.
there's no shame in going off on one.
there's no shame in going off on one. You know, I could talk to someone.
You know, I could talk to someone.
You know, I could talk to someone. We all need help. You may do
and you
I opened the door and I was suddenly in
I opened the door and I was suddenly in
I opened the door and I was suddenly in a ruined city. It looked as it as it was
a ruined city. It looked as it as it was
a ruined city. It looked as it as it was bomb. The ground was hot ash with dead
bomb. The ground was hot ash with dead
bomb. The ground was hot ash with dead bodies scattered everywhere. Okay, Br.
bodies scattered everywhere. Okay, Br.
bodies scattered everywhere. Okay, Br. Have a look at it. If it's one body,
Have a look at it. If it's one body,
Have a look at it. If it's one body, it's just the body without the s. And
it's just the body without the s. And
it's just the body without the s. And then if it's plural, we put I s in there
then if it's plural, we put I s in there
then if it's plural, we put I s in there and that makes their bodies. But that's
and that makes their bodies. But that's
and that makes their bodies. But that's brilliant. You've done that really,
brilliant. You've done that really,
brilliant. You've done that really, really well. Do you want to read on from
really well. Do you want to read on from
really well. Do you want to read on from there?
there?
there? The building the buildings were all
The building the buildings were all
The building the buildings were all smashed to pieces.
So what do you know about professional
So what do you know about professional
So what do you know about professional help?
I was mugged in London. David waded in.
I was mugged in London. David waded in.
I was mugged in London. David waded in. That's how we
That's how we
That's how we met. I had some counseling after that.
met. I had some counseling after that.
met. I had some counseling after that. Oh,
Oh,
Oh, well lucki.
well lucki.
well lucki. Really?
Really?
Really? I've never seen him fight except that
I've never seen him fight except that
I've never seen him fight except that one time.
What was it like? Really?
What was it like? Really?
What was it like? Really? better than
sex.
Um it's
Um it's
Um it's um
um
um um it's like there's one of
um it's like there's one of
um it's like there's one of me out there fighting. um a lot of me
me out there fighting. um a lot of me
me out there fighting. um a lot of me here. Um and I
here. Um and I
here. Um and I can't quite um make the two
um I can't record. That's that's the
um I can't record. That's that's the
um I can't record. That's that's the trouble.
I put
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some king
some king
some king [Music]
[Music]
[Music] my will.
my will.
my will. [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Um can we just do guys to
Okay. Okay. Um can we just do guys to
Okay. Okay. Um can we just do guys to the beginning actually? Just on your own
the beginning actually? Just on your own
the beginning actually? Just on your own first of all.
first of all.
first of all. If
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] and can we just refine the sound of this
and can we just refine the sound of this
and can we just refine the sound of this bitulture?
bitulture?
bitulture? [Music]
[Music]
Dawn.
Dawn.
Dawn. All right. Yeah. You walking? Yeah.
So, who you finding it? Well, it's a big
So, who you finding it? Well, it's a big
So, who you finding it? Well, it's a big old church.
old church.
old church. It's beautiful. It is. Those angels are
It's beautiful. It is. Those angels are
It's beautiful. It is. Those angels are famous. Really? Yeah.
Churches make me feel sad somehow. Yeah.
Churches make me feel sad somehow. Yeah.
Churches make me feel sad somehow. Yeah. Why?
Wait for me to come and save me. Do you
Wait for me to come and save me. Do you
Wait for me to come and save me. Do you remember
you frightened me earlier?
Sorry. Gets to me sometimes.
I hardly know you, do I?
We're trying for a baby. Nice.
We're trying for a baby. Nice.
We're trying for a baby. Nice. Yeah, well, it's taking a sweet time.
Yeah, well, it's taking a sweet time.
Yeah, well, it's taking a sweet time. Nick
Nick
Nick one. I'll do a few.
I was stolen. Weren't
I was stolen. Weren't
I was stolen. Weren't adopted. Really?
Well, worked out well. As far as I can
Well, worked out well. As far as I can
Well, worked out well. As far as I can see,
see,
see, they're dead now. They're
they're dead now. They're
they're dead now. They're older. I miss them. Like, you never
really got shot up by
really got shot up by
really got shot up by mistake in the dark.
mistake in the dark.
mistake in the dark. Couldn't see.
David,
David,
David, how do you know we were here?
how do you know we were here?
how do you know we were here? Dog returns to its [\h__\h] I should have
Dog returns to its [\h__\h] I should have
Dog returns to its [\h__\h] I should have called you. I'm sorry. He just turned
called you. I'm sorry. He just turned
called you. I'm sorry. He just turned up. You've seen enough. It's a wreck,
up. You've seen enough. It's a wreck,
up. You've seen enough. It's a wreck, isn't it?
No idea.
[Music]
Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. It's a
Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. It's a
Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. It's a dream. It's all right. It's all right.
dream. It's all right. It's all right.
dream. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all
It's all right. It's all right. It's all
It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right.
right. It's all right. It's all right.
right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all
It's all right. It's all right. It's all
It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right.
right. It's all right. It's all right.
right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right, Nick.
[Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
[Music]
[Music] What's happened?
It was wide open. He must have left it
It was wide open. He must have left it
It was wide open. He must have left it open in his sleep.
You did that.
Why would I open a hen hatch? You know,
Why would I open a hen hatch? You know,
Why would I open a hen hatch? You know, this is just like when you killed your
this is just like when you killed your
this is just like when you killed your rabbit. You left the hutch open in the
rabbit. You left the hutch open in the
rabbit. You left the hutch open in the middle of the night, let the dogs out
middle of the night, let the dogs out
middle of the night, let the dogs out all in his sleep when he was a kid. You
all in his sleep when he was a kid. You
all in his sleep when he was a kid. You did that. You opened the hutch door and
did that. You opened the hutch door and
did that. You opened the hutch door and you blamed it on me. You killed her. You
you blamed it on me. You killed her. You
you blamed it on me. You killed her. You bed wetter.
Oh [\h__\h] Stop it.
John,
John,
John, John,
John, John.
You want some
boys? Bring them
here.
Should we get rid of him?
Should we get rid of him?
Should we get rid of him? Where's him? He's got mates. What about
Where's him? He's got mates. What about
Where's him? He's got mates. What about his ex?
David, did you let the dog into the
hut?
Sorry, I was only joking.
Uh so can you stand
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[Music]
[Music] please keep my
commandments and I
commandments and I
commandments and I [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Father.
[Music]
Are you down?
Dave, I'm sorry. Dave, I'm sorry. Dave,
Dave, I'm sorry. Dave, I'm sorry. Dave,
Dave, I'm sorry. Dave, I'm sorry. Dave, Dave,
get up. Get up.
You want to leave? Do you You want it?
I'll pray for that.
Why did you leave me in the house?
Sorry about last night.
That looks good. I need a slice of that.
That looks good. I need a slice of that.
That looks good. I need a slice of that. You made it. You cut it.
You made it. You cut it.
You made it. You cut it. Who wears the trousers in that house?
Who wears the trousers in that house?
Who wears the trousers in that house? She does.
We just made
We just made
We just made those Robin.
Do you think we should go away at the
Do you think we should go away at the
Do you think we should go away at the end of time? Yeah, we could.
We got a house in
We got a house in
We got a house in Spain. Come there to us. It's an idea.
Spain. Come there to us. It's an idea.
Spain. Come there to us. It's an idea. I'll come to Spain.
Yeah, it's a shame you're leaving,
Yeah, it's a shame you're leaving,
Yeah, it's a shame you're leaving, Nick. Having a farewell party on
Nick. Having a farewell party on
Nick. Having a farewell party on Saturday. Haven't got much of a house.
Saturday. Haven't got much of a house.
Saturday. Haven't got much of a house. We've got a hell of a barbecue.
We've got a hell of a barbecue.
We've got a hell of a barbecue. Oh, going to miss you, Nick.
Well, when your time's up.
Yeah, Gary wants another
Yeah, Gary wants another
Yeah, Gary wants another kid. I just feel too young and I love
kid. I just feel too young and I love
kid. I just feel too young and I love all
all
all this. having a laugh and just being able
this. having a laugh and just being able
this. having a laugh and just being able to have a drink, you know, cuz my mom's
to have a drink, you know, cuz my mom's
to have a drink, you know, cuz my mom's not going to be around
not going to be around
not going to be around forever. She can handle one, but then
forever. She can handle one, but then
forever. She can handle one, but then having to have two. I I know. And I
having to have two. I I know. And I
having to have two. I I know. And I don't want my tits sagging to the
don't want my tits sagging to the
don't want my tits sagging to the ground. Oh. Oh, here's the biggest one
ground. Oh. Oh, here's the biggest one
ground. Oh. Oh, here's the biggest one of them all. Biggest one. What was that,
of them all. Biggest one. What was that,
of them all. Biggest one. What was that, Kim? Oh, yeah. Yeah. You
me going into
me going into
me going into battle. Bloody flat jacket.
I wish you were coming to hear me.
I wish you were coming to hear me.
I wish you were coming to hear me. So slow.
No.
No.
What? This one? No. Dazzle. Bobby.
What? This one? No. Dazzle. Bobby.
What? This one? No. Dazzle. Bobby. Dazzle. None of them. Lovely as you are.
Keep my
Keep my
Keep my [Music]
[Music]
[Music] and I
and I
and I [Music]
will go and he shall
You are
You are
You are [Music]
another with you forever.
of
[Music]
truth. The spirit of truth
[Applause]
Where was Sharon tonight? Oh, her thing
Where was Sharon tonight? Oh, her thing
Where was Sharon tonight? Oh, her thing David
PTA. Thank you.
PTA. Thank you.
PTA. Thank you. Sorry.
No,
No,
No, stupid. Sorry.
stupid. Sorry.
stupid. Sorry. It's all right. Thanks for walking me
It's all right. Thanks for walking me
It's all right. Thanks for walking me home,
home,
home, Dor.
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It's a hard
It's a hard
It's a hard thing to think of people.
It's not a closed booth by any means. In
It's not a closed booth by any means. In
It's not a closed booth by any means. In the first instance, you need to come
the first instance, you need to come
the first instance, you need to come back here for a second test to to make
back here for a second test to to make
back here for a second test to to make sure it isn't just a a blip. It's not a
sure it isn't just a a blip. It's not a
sure it isn't just a a blip. It's not a blip. I'm sorry.
blip. I'm sorry.
blip. I'm sorry. It's uh
It's uh
It's uh it's it's not a blip. Um, I uh I had a
it's it's not a blip. Um, I uh I had a
it's it's not a blip. Um, I uh I had a previous girlfriend who
previous girlfriend who
previous girlfriend who was trying for a baby and uh
Stop crying.
It's my fault. Stop crying.
It's my fault. Stop crying.
It's my fault. Stop crying. Why didn't you just say
Why didn't you just say
Why didn't you just say you kept pushing it? Your your little
you kept pushing it? Your your little
you kept pushing it? Your your little project. I mean, why couldn't we have
project. I mean, why couldn't we have
project. I mean, why couldn't we have just waited for a couple of years?
I was afraid it was me. Well, it's me.
I was afraid it was me. Well, it's me.
I was afraid it was me. Well, it's me. You happy now?
You happy now?
You happy now? Christ.
Christ.
Christ. I'll call Gaz.
I'll call Gaz.
I'll call Gaz. I'm going to walk home.
I'm going to walk home.
I'm going to walk home. Don, please. Please don't leave me. I
Don, please. Please don't leave me. I
Don, please. Please don't leave me. I wouldn't leave much without you.
Hello Nick.
Hello.
It's terrible.
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
So so
Hurry. I'll take the dog for a walk. Go
Hurry. I'll take the dog for a walk. Go
Hurry. I'll take the dog for a walk. Go on then. Come on,
on then. Come on,
on then. Come on, Judy. Yeah. Thanks for making the bed.
Less of the chatter, please.
Less of the chatter, please.
Less of the chatter, please. Right. Make sure you get into your
Right. Make sure you get into your
Right. Make sure you get into your lines. Thomas, will you stop talking,
lines. Thomas, will you stop talking,
lines. Thomas, will you stop talking, please? Thank you. Nardia and Schneade,
please? Thank you. Nardia and Schneade,
please? Thank you. Nardia and Schneade, will you please be quiet? You've got to
will you please be quiet? You've got to
will you please be quiet? You've got to do this in a week, and none of you are
do this in a week, and none of you are
do this in a week, and none of you are prepared. Okay, Jean, start paying
prepared. Okay, Jean, start paying
prepared. Okay, Jean, start paying attention.
David, I want to get through
this. Children on everything. They
this. Children on everything. They
this. Children on everything. They aren't all alive. Yeah. You really want
aren't all alive. Yeah. You really want
aren't all alive. Yeah. You really want How do you know what I want?
It was you that said we should go to the
It was you that said we should go to the
It was you that said we should go to the doctor. You lied about how long we've
doctor. You lied about how long we've
doctor. You lied about how long we've been trying.
been trying.
been trying. You
lied. Oh god, I'm so ashamed.
I love you.
I want you to be happy.
David, you go.
David, you go.
David, you go. I don't want
to go to
They're
awake. Let's just admire them.
[Music]
Hi. How are you? Hello, little
Oh, no.
It's a lovely
[Music]
little dropped you in the water.
She's sad. That's all. She can't have
She's sad. That's all. She can't have
She's sad. That's all. She can't have kids. What? Yeah. David, tell me.
Oh,
Oh,
Oh, don't. Oh, I'm sorry.
It's him who can't.
Oh, come here. I'm
sorry. I'm sorry.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. I know it's a Sunday. Yeah. Been trying
I know it's a Sunday. Yeah. Been trying
I know it's a Sunday. Yeah. Been trying to help your daughter.
So, you looking forward to going back?
Say hello to the
Taliban. Blow up a few more lads.
Taliban. Blow up a few more lads.
Taliban. Blow up a few more lads. Hey. Here, catch.
Oh my god. Come here. Come here. Show
Oh my god. Come here. Come here. Show
Oh my god. Come here. Come here. Show me. Show me.
me. Show me.
me. Show me. [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Is she all right?
A hot co. Did you get this [\h__\h]
All right, door need some help.
All right, door need some help.
All right, door need some help. Thank you. You going to [\h__\h] next then?
All right, daddy. I'd like some help.
All right, daddy. I'd like some help.
All right, daddy. I'd like some help. David. Yes, please. David. David, give
David. Yes, please. David. David, give
David. Yes, please. David. David, give us the
ball. What's this? Hey, soldier
ball. What's this? Hey, soldier
ball. What's this? Hey, soldier boy.
boy.
boy. Catch. You used to pay me to beat you
Catch. You used to pay me to beat you
Catch. You used to pay me to beat you up. Do you know that? What? What are you
up. Do you know that? What? What are you
up. Do you know that? What? What are you going to do?
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it. Remember when you did this to me? Hey,
Remember when you did this to me? Hey,
Remember when you did this to me? Hey, do you remember when you did this to me?
do you remember when you did this to me?
do you remember when you did this to me? Hey,
Hey,
Hey, baby. Come here.
I've [\h__\h] your wife.
Gary.
Gary.
Gary. Gary.
Gary.
Gary. Nick. Don't look at me like that.
Nick. Don't look at me like that.
Nick. Don't look at me like that. Dawn. I'm the sane
Dawn. I'm the sane
Dawn. I'm the sane one. He pushed our mom downstairs.
one. He pushed our mom downstairs.
one. He pushed our mom downstairs. Mickey. [\h__\h] me. Oh, mom. E. Gave her
Mickey. [\h__\h] me. Oh, mom. E. Gave her
Mickey. [\h__\h] me. Oh, mom. E. Gave her something to think about.
No, baby.
We sat down and
We sat down and
We sat down and wept and
wept and
wept and wept
for we
Uh, yeah, sure. We'll be in.
That's fine. Thank you.
He's gone there. Well,
He's gone there. Well,
He's gone there. Well, did he tell you he was going to run
did he tell you he was going to run
did he tell you he was going to run away? No.
Has he been in touch, David? No.
He dropped by this summer, but we
He dropped by this summer, but we
He dropped by this summer, but we weren't that close since our parents
weren't that close since our parents
weren't that close since our parents died.
Wow. We
Wow. We
Wow. We uh think he might have mental health
uh think he might have mental health
uh think he might have mental health problems.
You think you'll come back? How should I
You think you'll come back? How should I
You think you'll come back? How should I know?
You would tell me.
You would tell me.
You would tell me. He'll come to you.
Why did you lie to me about pushing your
Why did you lie to me about pushing your
Why did you lie to me about pushing your mom down the stairs?
She was her
singing. I was protecting him.
Come
Come
Come on. Come on.
[Music]
missed you. Yeah, I did. I missed
you. No, don't go. Don't go. Don't go.
you. No, don't go. Don't go. Don't go.
you. No, don't go. Don't go. Don't go. Don't go. Don't go.
Don't go. Don't go.
Don't go. Don't go. Please don't
Please don't
Please don't go. You're right. I
go. You're right. I
go. You're right. I stink. I went to London, but I couldn't
stink. I went to London, but I couldn't
stink. I went to London, but I couldn't hack
it. Do you want a
it. Do you want a
it. Do you want a biscuit?
Hey, go on. Have
Hey, go on. Have
Hey, go on. Have one. They come from the back of the
one. They come from the back of the
one. They come from the back of the service station.
I've let all my mates
down. I just
down. I just
down. I just can't sleep. I just can't.
How's Davey?
How's Davey?
How's Davey? I have to know
I have to know
I have to know about you two.
about you two.
about you two. Well, he loves me.
Well, Davey looked after me.
Well, Davey looked after me.
Well, Davey looked after me. Yeah, because of
dad. But he kind
of owned me.
That's not love.
He [\h__\h] you, but he loves me. He hates
you. You have to
you. You have to
you. You have to go. I'll bring you money.
go. I'll bring you money.
go. I'll bring you money. Where could I go? If you love him,
Where could I go? If you love him,
Where could I go? If you love him, you'll leave us.
Where are you going to choir?
Drop you if you like.
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] Nick.
[Music]
Where are
Where are
Where are was worried about you.
was worried about you.
was worried about you. Where is
Where is
Where is he? Where is he? Don't
She'll need to get rest. So, we'll keep
She'll need to get rest. So, we'll keep
She'll need to get rest. So, we'll keep her in for now. Thank you.
Don't save the baby. Safe.
I didn't want to hurt
you. I want this
child. I want you to be happy.
Nick came
Nick came
Nick came back. I saw him.
[Music]
[Music]
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. Oh, he's lovely.
You must be proud.
You must be proud.
You must be proud. Yeah.
[Music]
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