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All right.

I think that my development of the transroid is almost complete.

The chairman is going to be very pleased with my design.

I doubt that, but why do you think so?

Well, after collating the data from thousands of consumer interviews, I've

developed Eva.

She's very streamlined and coordinated.

Upon first approach, she's very easy on the eyes, and she's very

level -headed. She has the perfect qualities of the platonic partner.

Okay. Okay, we're getting somewhere.

And what do you have going on over here?

Well, I think I've hit the jackpot.

We're making companions, right?

Yes, obviously.

What about?

Another very popular type of companion, pets.

The pet industry is huge. This is going to be so huge.

Imagine, I have already installed my pet program in my trandroid, and at a one

-word command, she will behave like a cat.

Or any other pet, but, I mean, I chose cats, so it's like having two in one.

A human companion, human -esque, and...

A pet?

Two in one, double duty.

Yeah, but cats behave like assholes, so why would anyone buy that? They might

behave like assholes to you.

What was your sample size for this in terms of consumer approval?

Sample size?

Schmample size.

The investors aren't going to like it. Look, I'm not here to pander to a bunch

of dudes who just happen to be billionaires. They don't know anything

science. Every great scientist knows that you have to be... What?

Have you thought about breasts?

On a cat?

No, not on a cat. On the trandroids. If you gave them boobies, it would make her

more attractive to the consumer.

Guys don't want breasts.

They want personality.

Yeah, they want personality.

But they want boobies.

No, but I don't think so.

Look at me.

I'm constantly distracted by my own boobs. I don't need that in my

Yeah, we don't need that here. Put them away.

No, but I'm telling you, I think it'll really make them more attractive.

No.

Anyways,

trust me, this is a genius idea.

And it's going to sell.

You know, as the lead scientist here in this facility, it's my firm belief that

the shareholders would go for something a little more practical, a little more

hypoallergenic.

Mitochondria.

Perfection. Ooh, when the shareholders see this.

You know, it even has a built -in fondue feature.

Cook's Fondue, perfect temperature. I think every family unit.

Die over that feature. That's practical.

Who has ever gone to a fondue? That is not practical. You know what's

Hello, scientist.

Hello.

Hello. Hello. We see that you're making some progress on the transformable

android. After talking with my colleagues, We want to take it in a

direction. We want you to make them sexier with the ability to be perfect

sex partners, including having orgasms.

We've seen a huge demand for artificial romantic partners in the single adult

demographic, so we'd like to adjust our plans and take all three of these

androids to market.

In fact, we were just talking about adding larger breasts to the transroids.

would increase appeal that much more. Yeah. It's just one of the many features

we decided to add on for you.

It's completely our idea. No one else came up with it. Just us.

Great.

We need these changes done ASAP before our competitors beat us to it.

We'll be in touch tomorrow for a new demo.

Don't disappoint us.

Of course.

The transroids were developed solely for wholesome companionship. They're not

supposed to be sexual.

I know, I know, but it's too late for complaints now.

We have a lot of work to do.

At least we don't have to compete against each other anymore.

From now on. We can just work together.

That's exactly what I was going to say before you interrupted me, but it's

I mean, honestly, what would they do without me?

Okay, get back to work.

Good job.

Good job.

All the transgoids seem to be capable of reaching maximum orgasm. Once they do,

they all reach a short.

Yeah, it's like the CPU is just totally overloading. I can see several of the

processors go offline right after the orgasm happens, so it's just like

not enough processing power to continue after that.

Yeah, I don't know. It's just like the orgasm is triggering some kind of flaw

the code.

I don't have time to track it.

Fix it before the meeting with the investors tomorrow.

But if we don't, they're basically just going to be expensive paperweight.

Well, what if we don't fix it?

What if we just delay it?

What do you mean?

What I'm trying to say is perhaps we can transfer the runoff of stimuli from one

doll to the other two dolls so that they all share the load.

Well, according to my research, I think a better option, actually, would be

what if we shared the excess stimuli of one with the other two?

That way, it took off some stress and, you know, they could share the load.

That's what I just said.

God, I'm brilliant.

What if we use a prototype that I've already developed, which is a tail

got extra processing units in it? So all we need to do is just attach a tail to

each one.

I have an idea.

So we just need an active trandroid, right? And as long as one of them's

then it means that it will prevent the others from shutting down when they have

an orgasm, huh?

That's literally what I just said.

That's like a Band -Aid solution to me.

I mean, that's the thing.

We'd only be able to make it a patch after it hits the market.

Well, feasibly, not every family is going to be able to afford multiple

So we're just going to have to release this as a patch.

Perhaps in the next update, publicly.

For now, this will just satisfy the investors.

Yeah, we're definitely just going to have to patch them up before the meeting

with the investors tomorrow.

That way we can at least get them to market.

I'm so smart. I'm so glad I came up with that.

Well?

You know, that really just leaves one thing left for us to work on.

What's that?

The brain!

Okay.

Party started.

Start off.

Independence. What was that?

Logic.

Okay.

Emotional death.

Perfect partner.

Now, that's going to have to stabilize overnight.

We are going to give them the demo of a lifetime.

Perfect!

I can't believe we did it.

I'm proud of you.

Exactly. This is amazing work.

Amazing job, ladies.

came together today.

My brain just turns me on so much. I know.

Intelligence is sexy.

The way we work together today is so sexy.

Oh my goodness. It's been such a long day. The serum must be here.

You know what? I've got to go.

Yeah, same, same. It's time to go. We'll come back. We found the missing serum,

so you request to move.

I'm hungry.

Who's hungry?

Hello all and welcome to today's demo presentation.

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Fully rechargeable and accustomed with therapy.

Each doll has its very own unique biochemistry which will respond to its

and owners' preferences and even fantasies.

Each doll has pheromones that will also adjust to reflect exactly what you are

most attracted to.

These dolls cook.

Clean and read bedtime stories.

They're perfect.

And with our patented brain serum, which activates the doll's unique

responses.

Brain serum, which activates the doll's unique responses. And because it is

patented, we can sell it for a description, right?

I recommend $69 a month.

Dolls are now activated.

Oh, my titties!

Tranjoy, big play.

Okay.

We've calibrated the droid's willingness to be the perfect sexual partner.

It's nothing we can't fix in a jiffy, though.

Hold tight. We will be right back in one second.

Oh, my gosh. I swear your cat code broke those droids. No, no, no, no. I think

there's something wrong with the theorem.

They're so horny. They're not acting like cats. I don't know what's going on.

Silence! We don't have time for this.

We have to find the dolls immediately and shut them down.

Okay. You're right. That's a good idea.

I know.

I feel like maybe we should make all three of the droids orgasm. Maybe then

it'll activate all the fail -safes and they'll just all shut down.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. That makes sense. Why not? Right? It's our only option, so we gotta do it.

Yeah. We can do this. Good.

Women. In science.

Remember why you're here remember what you're here to do

Undress me. Yes, ma 'am.

Oh, my goodness.

It's the perfect creation.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Next.

Oh,

my goodness.

Perfectly. And they're so gorgeous and sexy.

Oh, goodness gracious.

I think I need to get a little more comfortable.

Let's activate.

Foot protocol initiated.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

I love that.

Okay.

I can't

see. Oh, wow.

Oh, yes.

Perfect.

All right, let's make these transits go.

That's good.

Yes ma 'am.

We play with each other.

No.

Of course we are.

You made us.

Good girl.

I'm so happy I added that program.

And you're perfect.

I am just so proud of myself. Oh, my goodness.

Come on.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Chloe.

assistant. Have you seen Chloe, my transroid?

When you unveiled what at the time was your latest and greatest invention.

Do you remember that? I do. It was me.

The original Trandroid. Version 0 .0 .0 .012.

Now, I might not look as fancy.

Hey, I might not smell good.

I don't even have a fondue spout.

But I do have a compass. I do know how to clean a lab. And it's time that I got

some...

I took matters into my own hands.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know that you felt this way about any of this stuff. And, like,

I'll make you a tail. It's not a big deal. You can totally have a tail.

wants a tail. Okay? Nobody wants a tail. All right? What I do want is just to be

treated like I'm not the redheaded stepchild of the Crandroid family.

But it doesn't matter. You want to know why?

Because I took matters into my own hands.

What? Mm -hmm. What have you done?

You know, your recipe, your proprietary serum.

Well, I added an ingredient or two.

What? Oh, you know, just a dash of defiance, a skosh of sass, a whole big

jug of promiscuity.

No! Uh -huh, those chandroids are ruined. They will never make it to

No! Yes, and you will be left having to finish what you started with me.

Can't believe you.

I can't believe I ever made you. I'll just find Chloe without you.

No, you won't.

No, you are not going anywhere until you fix this defect.

Yes, that's right. Your defect?

All of my defects.

You mean like the defects where we didn't even bother to make you

I would and I will. I'm sorry.

I really did a good job on you, didn't I?

Ooh.

Master.

You have my cock so hard.

Thank you.

So good.

Can I get you up and out of there?

Wait, you didn't shut down.

You know what? I have an idea.

We should have some more fun.

Can you summon the other trandroids for me?

Trandroids, big play.

It's already working so well.

Hey.

Oh, no. I can't hear you.

Yeah, I think the camera's breaking.

Where are the other scientists?

Sorry. Yeah, we'll just have to fix that somehow.

This is my plan. It's working perfectly.

Look, I've got them all horned up. I'm going to fuck all three of them.

Leanna, can you shut them down when they come? One by one?

Okay. Avery, can you distract the chairperson? She keeps calling. It's

annoying. I'm trying to fuck. Yes.

Okay.

Okay. We got this.

Hello.

Hi, lady. Hi.

Hello?

Hello?

Avery, I see you.

Answer me.

I'm so sorry. There must be something wrong with the camera.

What is that moaning sound?

You better have this under control.

What?

Oh my God, it's so good.

Oh,

yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You look good eating pussy.

You guys keep doing that with your tongue.

Yeah.

God, that's so fucking hot.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, you like the one I put with the little clit?

I'm sorry, not lucky for me.

I don't want to die.

That's good.

She's very thick.

Yeah. Yeah, the dick is big.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

And how was that fasting simulation?

Eva deactivate.

Chloe, deactivate.

Okay.

Wow. We did it. We did it.

Excellent.

Okay, let's go ahead and reset them before the call with the chairperson.

Okay. All right. Let's do that.

All right.

Looks like the dolls are ready for the demo.

They look great. Yeah, ready for presentation.

I still can't figure out why they glitched out so hard like that.

I know, it wasn't me.

I'm sorry.

You know, I should have just done more research.

I should have been able to anticipate this and make sure it never happens.

Yeah, you should have.

I actually might know what happened exactly.

It's my fault.

No, it's not the cat code.

But it is my fault.

It was lab assistant. She tampered with my serum and really messed things up.

But I take full responsibility. She did it because she's jealous because she

hasn't gotten, like, any attention lately.

So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to upgrade her fully so she'll get

everything she wants and she'll be happy. And I think maybe we should just

nicer to her in the future so this doesn't happen again.

Okay. You're right. Yeah. Good request.

Yes.

We'll give her credit for the breath.

Okay. Okay, that's fair.

Showtime?

You ready?

Awesome. Let's do it.

Hello, scientists.

Have you figured the defect?

Hello. Hi.

Yes, we have. We have fully recalibrated the doll.

And we are happy to say that they are fully free to use in a variety of sex

positions that we have successfully tested very thoroughly.

We can also say that the sex droid's tongue can move in a variety of about 5

,000 different pattern variations, all of which are very deeply fine -tuned.

And, yeah.

We also found that adding...

large breasts to the transroids really, really, really improved the quality of

performance in them. It changed everything.

Of course, it was the idea of our wonderful, amazing lab assistant that we

just all so grateful to have.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

So because we've tested the transroids.