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Four years of film school for this shit.

Yep. $200 ,000 in debt and now you get
to film another shitty pilot

for another fucking house flipping show.

God, what a fucking loser.

Kill me.

Be too late.

I already sold it.

You scared me.

There's no reason to be scared.

There's always another home right around
the corner, just waiting to be flipped.

I'm Tripp Engold, and you must be Wes.

Yes.

Look at you.

Yeah.

You got a really good energy about you.
You seem like a real professional.

Oh, right. Yes, I, uh...

I brought my transcript for your
request, and then also my degree in

cinematography. There's no need. I
already called the university and vetted

I'm sorry to be such a stickler in the
hiring process, but professionalism is

very important to me, Wes.

How do you feel about it?

About what?

Professionalism.

I'm... For it. I think it's the single
most important quality a human being can

possess. I think the lack of it is the
reason our society has gone off the

rails. Don't you agree?

Yeah.

Totally. Of course. Permission to hug?

Okay. Coming in any... Okay.

I hope you're ready to get going because
we are going to make magic.

The first scene for the pilot of the
greatest house flipping show ever made,

flipped and sold with trip and gold.

Okay. Are you rolling?

I'm rolling. Okay, that's a problem,
because I know you're not rolling. I

this camera, and when it's rolling, the
red light is beeping. And it's not

beeping right now, Wes.

Um, no, no. You're not rolling, Wes!

Look! Look!

Look! I'm rolling. Look, the red light
is on. Just take a look. You're lying.

You're lying to me. I swear. Take a look
at it, man.

Yeah, I know. You got me.

Professionalism, Wes.

The single most important quality
followed closely by a good sense of

Okay.

You're all right, Wes.

I think this is going to be a good day.

You know, you did a really great job
filming that intro back there, Wes.

Oh, uh, thanks, man. Oh, 100%. Total
pro.

Are you going to tell me how I did?

Um, I thought you were great. Really?

Yeah. That means so much coming from
you. I really want to get this right. So

many of these house flipping shows,
they're just...

janky you know and and not just the
filmmaking the flips themselves they're

downright unethical you know they ignore
the fundamental issues of the homes the

plumbing the the electrical and they
think what could you slap some 22 cent

subway tile on it that it's a good flip
i don't think so i don't think so yeah

uh yeah totally you get it man you're so
great

So I think now would be a good time to
get some B -roll. You know, I see this

the second part of the pilot where some
kind of funky music's playing, and I'm

explaining to audiences that we're
headed off to a remote section of the

We're going to see this dilapidated,
kind of creepy home, which, spoiler

of course is going to be somebody's
dream home.

But right now, it's like, almost looks
like a place you'd get murdered in.

So yeah, look around. Get some stuff.

Okay.

That's just some tools of the trade. I
like to carry a shovel to dig into the

foundation, make sure it's solid.

Right.

And the plastic cart?

You ask a lot of questions.

Well, like you said, I'm a professional.

Plastic tarp is for some painting we're
going to do.

Also, occasionally find some dead vermin
underneath the house, and plastic's

always good for carrying out bodies.

That makes sense. Yeah, totally.

Um, yeah.

Um, could you remind me again where
we're going? Yeah, just about 20 minutes

ahead here. We're getting there.

Um, what's the address?

Why do you need the address?

I'm just, uh, curious.

Squirmy little bugger. Look at you.
You're shaking over there.

Yeah, I think I need to go to the
bathroom.

Oh, well, there's not many rest stops
out here. Not much of anything, but, you

know, wait till we get to the house.

I'm just not, I'm not sure if I could
hold it. Well, it's really close. You're

fine.

It's number one, so maybe you could...

pull over real quick and I can... No,
there's no shoulder on the road. I

wouldn't want anything bad to happen to
you. I know. I just... I really, really

gotta go. This came on kind of suddenly.
Yeah, man. I don't know. I just... I

can't... I don't know. Can you pull
over, please? No, I can't do it because

dangerous. How do you... No, please
stop. I just really gotta go. How do you

open this thing?

Fine. Gotta go? You gotta go.

Whoa!

Not very...

Professional Wes.

Jesus.

All right.

So real bummer, Wes.

Not only is this unprofessional, it's
downright anticlimactic.

I spent a lot of time in that house.

It's a house of horrors, the likes of
which we haven't seen since the climax

Home Alone 2.

Oh, no.

Please don't tell me you're going to
make it this easy.

It's okay.

It's okay.

This is just a little confusing.

I mean, I'm confused, you know?

It's all happening a lot faster than it
normally does.

I mean, part of me wants to stretch it
out, you know? Like, let you run

around a little bit. I could chase you
some more.

But also, another part of me is like,
this feels kind of sad.

I just...

Yeah, it's sad.

I should just do this all over.

Make my calendar tomorrow.

Buy it somewhere else.

A little more professional.

Didn't even come close to using you.

Sorry, Piaf. Not your night.

Maybe it's me.

Maybe I'm getting rusty.

It was on to me so quickly.

Too many clues in the back seat, maybe?

I wonder if I put the tarp, yeah, just
the tarp in the back, and then save the

shovel, the big reveal of the house.

Might be a...

Yes!

Thank God!

Step away from the car!

Thank God! Thank God you're here! Hands
on your head! You got him, Mark?

Yeah, but look! Look what happened!
Look!

Look! Hands on your head.

Yes.

We got a male.

20.

Unconscious. He's not unconscious.

He's dead.

It's my sweet Western. That man killed
him.

Oh, God!

He's in the woods and he's getting away.
Get down on the ground. Right now. You

don't understand.

On the ground. On the ground. Okay.

All right. Okay. Okay. You guys are
great.

You're great and you're very in command
and you're doing a great job, but you're

missing one very...

Important thing. There is a man, a
killer, who killed my friend, and he is

the woods.

Who are you talking about, sir? I don't
know.

Okay. I'm sorry.

I'm just so stupid. I don't get his
name.

Tell us what happened step by step, sir.

Okay.

But it's really scary.

There was a man.

He was a bad man, but he didn't seem
like it. He was a little weird and

but he seemed harmless. And he hired me
and Wes, my filmmaking partner, to film

this pilot for this really interesting
new house -flipping type

show, you know?

And he had a cool take. It was like
integrity and professionalism.

So please get to the point? Yes.

I'm sorry.

So are you okay?

I feel like I'm in a horror movie.

Is this real? Are you even real?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

He put us in the car and he drove us out
into these woods.

And there was like all these weird
things started happening. I looked in

back and there was a shovel and there
was a plastic tarp.

And then...

I looked at Wes, and I was like, this is
weird, right?

And then Wes is really smart, and he was
like, sir, I have to go to the

bathroom. And the guy's like, no, you
can't go to the bathroom. We're almost

the house. And Wes is like, I really
have to pee. And he's like, no.

And so Wes just bolted out of the car,
and he ran in that direction, and I ran

in that direction.

And the guy, he just chased Wes instead,
and he killed him.

And I feel guilty that I'm alive, and
he's not.

But wait, wait.

I'm not finished. Hold on.

That's when I got really brave.

And I jumped on his back and I whacked
him with a shovel like two times really

hard. And he started wobbling. He was
like, get up. Okay, okay.

Stay down.

Stay down. Right.

But he was wobbling away.

And so I said, I just got to grab Wes
and put him in the car and take him to

police. And that's when you showed up.
Why didn't you just call us?

Because there's no cell phone.

It's out of your pocket. Stop yelling at
me like I'm the bad guy.

I'm the good one here.

The bad guy is out in the woods and you
are wasting your time here with me. I

promise you I'll stay here.

I'll be a little well -behaved nugget.
So have you used any substances? No, I

haven't used any substances. Please, one
of you, I'm begging you, you or you, go

in the woods.

He could be out there.

Go check it out.

Thank you.

Sir. Thank you. On the ground. And just
wait here.

Yes. Okay. I will.

He's wearing a black button -up shirt
and silk black pants.

I'll take care of it, sir.

Make sure you get the right one.
Dispatch. This is Officer Marr.

I'm out on Old Hood Road. I need backup.

We have an incident out here.

About 50 yards off the turnout.

Thank you so much.

Listen, Officer.

I have a question. It's totally okay if
this is a no, but my knees are really

just barking at me. Is it okay if I just
sit like crisscross applesauce? Sir,

that is... Thank you. Oh, thank you so
much. Thank you. That's fine, sir. Good

at your job and kind, too.

I hope your friend's doing okay out
there.

This guy is really dangerous. I mean, I
think he could be an actual serial

killer.

The poise, the charisma.

He's just a real professional. Please be
quiet. Sorry.

Copy.

Is that backup calling in?

Sorry.

None of my business.

Good thing for backup, though, right?

Did you always know you wanted to be a
cop?

That's personal. I'm sorry.

I'm just curious about the whole
process, you know? It's such an

You've got to be really good at it. So
do they vet you?

Is it like a really long school?

Can anybody become a cop?

You have so many people's lives in your
hands. It's like airline pilots, you

know? You're just like, okay, he's
flying us around. I hope he's competent.

I know I'm talking a lot. Just two more
quick things. First, I'm so sorry I was

such a crazy person earlier. I'm
together now. And secondly, thank you.

Thank you for showing up and being so
good at your job.

There's no one out there.

Yeah? Yeah.

But I did find some blood and some
evidence of a scuffle for sure, so I'm

lying about that.

Not lying? What, you think I thought I
was lying?

We don't know what happened here, sir.
All we know is that we found you

a dead body in a sheet of plastic
heading towards your car.

It's his car, not my car.

Okay, but you're the only person out
here, and we have a responsibility to go

with only the evidence we have.

So... Wes?

Wes! You're alive!

Easy, easy.

Back away, sir. Back away.

Sit down.

You okay?

You okay?

You're okay, buddy. You're okay. Sir, we
need you to be quiet so that we can ask

your friend some questions. Slowly,
slowly.

Take it slow.

Take it slow.

We got you. We got you. We got you.

Easy breaths. Easy breaths.

Okay.

Sir, are you okay?

I don't know.

I don't... Sir, I'm a police officer.

I'm here to help.

I can't... I'm sorry. I can't really see
you.

Who are you? I'm a police officer.

I'm here to help.

You are?

Yes. You are?

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you. Thank you.

Where is he? Where is that horrible man?

Which man? Which man? Who are you
talking about? The killer. The killer.

He's wearing a black button -up shirt
with black pants.

He's so fucking evil. He's so evil.

He said he was a real estate agent and
he wanted to make a video for some

fucking house show and then he chased me
into the woods and then he tried to

kill me with a shovel.

Oh, wow.

That's a lot of blood.

Shit, we need to get him to a hospital.
Okay, all right.

Wait, wait. You're not finished
questioning him yet, though.

No, no. Get him to the hospital.

Take him in. Take him in. I got him. I
got him. Here we go. Here we go.

Follow me. Sir, we need you to back
away.

You're okay. You're okay. Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Sir,

follow us to the hospital, okay? Yes,
and then we'll continue the question.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are you serious?

Sir!

Sir! What are you doing? Get back in the
car.

Follow us directly to the hospital.

I have to talk to you about something.

Get back in your car!

It's going to be a bit uncomfortable,
but it's very, very important.

I don't know. It's your turn, man. We
don't have time for this. Are you

me? We don't know.

We have somebody. I know. Get him to the
hospital.

Go for it.

I'll go, Chuck. Yeah. Oh, okay. We got
to get there. Yeah, I know we got to get

there. God damn it. Sir, what are you
doing? Thank you. You have to follow us

the hospital.

Turn around here so we can turn around.

No, no, no, no.

What I wanted to tell you is that you're
incredibly unprofessional.

Unprofessional!

You guys should not be letting people
like me go.

It's so disappointing.

You're supposed to protect us.

Maybe it's me.

Maybe I'm just getting old.

Is excellence not a thing anymore?

It's like all we're shooting for is just
a B -.

Everybody gets a trophy, you know?

Sure, everybody gets a trophy.

You get a trophy.

You get a trophy.