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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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You had 10 minutes alone by yourself
down here.
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And yet you didn't even try to escape.
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And why is that?
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Because you're the greatest person
that's ever lived.
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No matter how...
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How many times I scared you, booed, or
threatened you.
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You still believed that I was good.
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And that is why you will always be my
favorite.
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After all.
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They say imitation is the highest form
of flattery.
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I'm not so sure.
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Major deja vu.
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Joanie said it best.
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I look at life from both sides now.
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Good old days.
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Cute little lake.
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Cute little town.
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Yellow door.
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Hmm.
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What is time?
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Hmm.
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A little moody up here.
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Yes. A little bit ominous.
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A bit interesting.
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All right. Let's see.
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Wanted someone to film me for the day.
No questions asked.
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Pays $100.
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$100.
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Really?
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Look, I don't want to judge my little
copycat buddy, but it feels a little
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cheap.
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Maybe a little disrespectful.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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This is going to be a good day.
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You have a really nice, kind face.
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I've never heard that before.
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I'm Joseph.
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Your name's Joseph?
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Okay, uh, my name's Joseph.
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Are you serious?
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This is... Uh, twinsies? I mean... Get
out of the car.
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Come here. Oh, okay.
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Great. What's next, Joseph?
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I feel like we should do this right now
because at the end of the day, it's
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going to be totally normal.
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Oh, trust me.
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It's not going to be weird at all.
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But that's all I get. I don't think so.
Come on. Give me a good one.
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Come on in. You're in the bathroom.
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Already?
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Huh?
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You're in the bathroom.
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I know this isn't supposed to be a shot
-for -shot remake, but is he really
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going to skip the whole My Life setup?
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It's an important scene.
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What? Huh?
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I'm sorry, I can't understand you.
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Did you hear anything that I just said?
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Should I start over?
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I'm just a cameraman, but...
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Was what you're trying to tell me
important?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, and you might have been wiser to
do this dialogue in a place that's a
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little quieter. I need you to fill me
for my unborn son so that in case I die.
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The volume's great. It's just the
intelligibility.
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Like, the tub, it's just very loud.
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When I was a little boy, my mom would
give me tubby.
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It's my favorite time of the day.
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We called it tubby time.
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Yeah.
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I'm familiar.
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I love a tubby.
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Let's do it.
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Camper places the nest.
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You doing okay?
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Yeah.
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Could be a lot better.
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I'll be striptease.
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Come on, magic bike. Let's booty blow,
sis. Boom.
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Wow.
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Boo -boo on the board.
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Boo -boo in the tub.
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All right, Mr. Joseph, I am rolling.
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I've got a nice shot with two candles,
but there's also this tighter shot with
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just one candle.
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A tighter shot?
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Yeah. Good. Okay.
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Last thing.
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You don't happen to have a different
color washcloth. If you had like a burnt
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orange or something. If you don't mind,
could you just stick to the filming and
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let me stay?
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Now, peace.
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Absolutely. You know what? You're
totally right. I'm sorry.
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You're the boss.
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I'm here to support.
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Okay. Go ahead.
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You were lamenting that this was a sad
scene and that tubby time should be fun
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and not sad. Right. Thanks.
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Wait, did I say that part already? Did I
already say that?
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Yeah.
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Of course you did. How would I know what
you said if you hadn't already said it?
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Right.
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And then you said something about ending
it and, I don't know, something about
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killing yourself, I think.
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Do you think about suicide a lot? Would
you please stop it? I'm sorry. I'm
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sorry. I'm sorry. You're right. Go
ahead.
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Please.
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Ruining it. Hold your nose like that.
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Still, though.
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Pretty good at holding your breath.
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really milking it going for that Oscar.
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Look, I'm sorry I tried to drown you,
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okay? I just... You said you wanted to
end it, and... I don't know, I just... I
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thought I was helping.
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This may sound strange, but even though
we just met, I consider you a new
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friend. Whoa!
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Major deja vu. Did you feel that?
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No. Yes.
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Yes. Two friends. New friends.
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Having a drink. Some whiskeys or maybe
some tea.
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And maybe one of the drinks has been
tampered with.
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It's from like a viral video or like a
movie or something, right?
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I don't know. Princess Bride!
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Inconceivable!
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The game of wits has begun. It ends when
you decide and we both drink.
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Iogaine powder.
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I'd stake my life on it.
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Prince Humperdinck, am I right? Oh, my
God. Chris Sarandon, one of the best
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comedic performances of the 80s. He's
supposed to be this, like, evil villain,
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but he's really this, like, total loser.
It's so funny.
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Anyway, this is going to be our game.
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One good drink.
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One bad drink.
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You decide.
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Look, man, we're supposed to be filming
a video for my un... Uh, hello. What do
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you think we're doing?
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Say hi, buddy.
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Hello, little buddy.
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Playing a fun little drinking game with
your dear old dad.
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So fun.
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So fun.
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I don't understand.
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What's the game?
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Okay. All right.
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Maybe you're going to need a little
hint.
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That was a good one.
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This is the bad one.
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What do you do?
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Drink beer.
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What do you do?
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I don't know. What do I do?
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Well, you could end it like you were
talking about in the bathroom or make it
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exciting. You could try to force me to
drink it.
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A little scuffle ensues, you know? But
look, this is your movie. You're the
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director. I'm just the cameraman.
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Gotta make a choice.
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You want to win the game? Gotta do
something.
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Okay. All right. Well, you win the game.
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Congratulations.
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I drank the powder.
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You're a very strange person. Did you
know that?
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That tastes weird.
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Yeah.
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Do you...
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Realize what you've just done to
yourself with their little game.
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Do you have any idea who you're dealing
with?
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Do it to... Who I'm... You're funny.
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Oh, it is a good day.
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I probably guessed by now that you
answered the wrong ad today, buddy.
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This is the end of your road.
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But, hey, I don't want you to feel bad
about yourself, okay?
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You were up against a very formidable
foe.
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I learned from the best.
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The best of the best. Do you want to
see?
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Okay, I found this on the dark web a
couple years ago.
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Oh, he blurred out his face and his
voice. But look, yeah.
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Look.
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He's the best.
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The best to ever play the game.
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I may not be.
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As good as him yet, but... I'm getting
better every day. Oh, no, no one's going
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to help you. No one's going to save you,
okay?
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What?
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Fine,
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fine, fine. But if you scream, I'm going
to bury this axe in your face, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh, okay. Thank you so much. Okay.
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Quick confession.
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I lied. It's not just one thing. It's
two things.
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Actually, two things and a question, so
it's technically... Okay, just move it
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along. Okay, first thing, you didn't
trick me. I voluntarily drank the drink.
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That was a wild choice. Second thing,
that mask you're wearing, it's really
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janky. I think you need to consider more
carefully the brands you love and how
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you represent them.
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You really are a strange person. Third
thing,
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were you in the Boy Scouts?
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Yeah. I thought so, because these Nazis
hide.
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They're really good.
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But they're not great.
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You didn't make it all the way to Eagle
Scout, did you?
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It's okay, I guess. But sometimes going
all the way matters.
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Sometimes that final knot makes a big
difference.
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Sometimes it's the difference between
life and death.
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Buddy, you're not going to talk to me.
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Hey, if I ask you a question, will you
answer me honestly?
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When you saw that axe back at the house,
was there a small part of you that
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thought I might kill you with it?
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No, no, no.
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There's a check in your boot, Aaron.
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How did you know that?
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Hello, my name is Beachbody.
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Did you see the film?
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I didn't have to see it.
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I lived it!
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Hold it right there.
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You know who I am.
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You know what happens if you run.
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Come on, let's talk this out.
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Come on.
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Take a seat.
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Okay.
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Good boy.
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Now listen, I was really excited to meet
you. I have very high hopes. I thought
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maybe we could even team up.
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I don't want to be just Daryl Hall when
we could be Hall and Oates. That way no
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one has to die.
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I'm trying. No, listen.
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The problem is you're not very good at
your job.
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I try very hard at my job. Don't tell me
you're trying. You're just not trying
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hard enough. But the good news is
there's hope.
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Okay?
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Remember in the late 50s, there was a
mediocre cover band out of Liverpool
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called the Quarrymen.
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They didn't become the Beatles until
somebody took a shot on them.
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I want to take that shot on you.
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You pity me. I don't. Yes, you do. Well,
maybe a little. You drank the poison
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last night. Well, I wanted you to feel
you were doing well.
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You let me tie you up. I am not left
-handed. I am pathetic.
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I got nothing to offer. Don't you dare
say that.
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Every human being has something to
offer.
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There's something you could do right now
that would be unforgettable.
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You just have to be brutally, painfully
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honest with yourself.
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Oh, he's got something.
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He's got something.
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Oh, wow.
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Okay, here he comes.
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