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You ready?

camping time for bonding and fresh air and pretending like your marriage isn't

complete dumpster this is us american family you got the distinguished dad

the horny son rebellious daughter and me the ringmaster i think that's

it ah i knew it was right around the bend

It's not for the views.

Well, not only for the views. It's strategic.

That way I see all the princesses.

Hey guys, wait up for me!

Hurry up!

Don't break your ankle before we get there. I'm excited.

You know, to finally get away from it all.

Thumb bae patient.

Damn, this bag seems heavier than I remember.

Don't worry, honey. You can give it at the cancer building.

And besides, we've paid for this.

In full, non -refundable.

So, we're going to put on a smiley face if it kills us.

Alright.

See?

This is the other part of marital problems.

Little Miss Destiny over there, texting away.

I wonder, who could be that important?

Some mystery man.

Or, such a mystery like why my husband, Trey, has been sleeping on the couch for

the last month.

But, hey, we're here to make memories, right?

Come on, guys!

wasn't that bad.

Well, I think my stepson and my stepdaughter are really

setting up a good spirit.

It's my husband, though.

He's such a handful.

I can't believe you invited your friend and her kids to next week's barbecue.

No one can't stand her husband.

I don't like your golf buddies either.

But I stick to it every Sunday.

It's called being a partner, Trey. You should try it sometime.

I am a partner.

Look at his teeth.

This shirt.

This life you don't want to live anymore.

Can you guys keep it down? Some of us are trying to sleep.

And so the fun begins.

Nothing but family vacation, then passive -aggressive warfare while stuck

nylon coffin.

But hey, we're here to make memories, right?

My stepmom would be pissed if she knew about my secret crush on my stepdad.

I wasn't fully asleep.

Call it a mother's instinct.

Or a wife's.

You know, they're kind of the same thing when your husband's a predictable

cliché. I hear the muffled giggles and the smirks.

I know that sound.

I'm so furious.

I should be furious.

I gotta admit, first time I've seen him so motivated in a long time.

He's quite enthusiastic.

Trey?

Is that you?

Checkmate. Asshole.

Who can play that game?

What are you doing?

I'm going to wake your sister up now, will we?

Okay.

I love you. I love you, too.

I'm so tired.

She's so good at it.

She's so good at it.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Yes,

yes,

yes. Ride that dick. Ride that dick, baby girl. Ride that dick, baby girl.

That's very good.

Shit. Oh, that pussy's so good.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, fuck my daughter's tight fucking pussy.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Deep in that pussy. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

That's it, darling. That's it.

Oh, look at that.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

You're so good.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Thank you, son and daughter.

Uh -huh. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, stroke those fucking... Stroke those toes over his feet. Yeah.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Yeah. You're doing so fucking good.

Uh -huh.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

That's it.

That's it.

Give me that kiss. Give

me

that kiss.

Thank you.

Going deep in my daughter.

Oh, here we are.

Yeah. Yeah.

vacation.