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♪ If you'll open up your soul ♪
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♪ And let my love come in ♪
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♪ If you'll spread
your lovely arms ♪
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♪ The sky will start to spin ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Aren't you feeling a
great big vibration ♪
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♪ And a warm flow
of anticipation ♪
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♪ With a flood of sensation ♪
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♪ You know that in the end ♪
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♪ You'll give in ♪
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♪ Groove into it ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Just let yourself
groove into it ♪
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♪ Come on move into it ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Be free and you'll
groove into it ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ I wanna move and groove and
move and groove and move ♪
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♪ And fill you with my love ♪
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♪ On the soft sand of a beach ♪
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♪ All warm upon your skin ♪
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♪ Let the juices of a peach ♪
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♪ Go runnin' down your chin ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Let's go diving in
Pussycat fountains ♪
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♪ Let's go climbing in
Pussycat mountains ♪
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♪ Let's walk the clouds ♪
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♪ Let's fly the wind ♪
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♪ Let's touch the sun ♪
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♪ So groove into it ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Be free, just groove
into it Come on ♪
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♪ Come on, move into it ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ You'll see you'll
groove into it ♪
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♪ I wanna move and groove and
move and groove and move ♪
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♪ I wanna groove ♪
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♪ Pussycat, Pussycat ♪
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Rome,
the eternal city.
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The Colosseum,
a monument to Julius Caesar.
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The Trevi Fountain,
a monument to Pope Alexander.
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Piazza Navona, a monument
to the great Bernini.
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St. Peter's,
a monument to God.
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The traffic jam,
a monument to Henry Ford.
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Fred Dobbs.
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He's more worried about
losing his hair
than losing his wife.
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Right now he's late
to his appointment
with his scalp therapist.
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This man.
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Anna, my dear,
may I see you a moment?
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His name is Dr. Fahrquardt.
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He has no degree.
That's his name.
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Like yours is Irving,
his is doctor.
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Meet Anna, the doctor's wife.
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Few of us are happily married,
but this is ridiculous.
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Tell, come on.
Tell me.
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I'm losing my hair,
I just know it. Look.
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Let me worry about your hair.
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Now, just tell me about
all those girls, eh?
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Dr. Fahrquardt is
interested in Fred's sex life
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because he gets none of his own.
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Having met his wife,
you can understand why.
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Who said anything about girls?
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I did. Just now.
Didn't you hear me?
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What's the matter?
You losing your hearing,
too?
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Too? Then I am losing
my hair. You...
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Even as we speak.
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But so long as
these two hands...
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God bless them....keep their skill,
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you'll have a little
something left to comb.
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This clown
really believes
he's a scalp therapist.
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The sad thing is
his patients believe it, too.
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I...
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just couldn't stand being bald.
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Who could?
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It's disgusting.
All that empty space
gleaming up at everybody
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like an undiapered baby.
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Oh, it's obscene.
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No more so than your dream
about being shipwrecked
on that desert island.
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Just you and that male gorilla.
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Low pain threshold, eh?
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You must have been pretty
scared of that gorilla.
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Terrified.
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Perfectly normal.
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Well, the hell he was.
He fell in love with me.
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I love you.
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I ran.
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Oh, masculine protest, eh?
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Then why can't you run
from those girls?
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It's not the same thing.
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You're right...
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You're, you're right.
You're right. I can't say no.
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My darling wife, for example.
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To whom you're
criminally unfaithful.
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My Mistress Ornella.
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With whom you've had your way,
as the old books put it.
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And some of those old
books put it rather well.
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I bet you underlined
all the hot passages.
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You sex clod!
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It's like a disease.
And then this wild,
new pussycat.
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What? Gwendolyn.
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Gwen-do-lyn.
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I hate to tell you
about Gwendolyn.
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What hate?
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It's the least
you can do while
I stand here
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trying to save
your morally
exhausted hair.
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I am most grateful.
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As well you should be.
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Without me you'd be
a melon with eyes.
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Now tell me about this...
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Gwen...
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I couldn't say no to Gwen.
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She was cold, unattainable.
The absolute end.
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Oh, a real pageant, go.
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We were alone together,
by accident.
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Gwen...
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I don't care if I am
your wife's sister.
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It's more erotic this way.
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Right.
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If it happens,
it happens, Pussycat.
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Let nature take its course.
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Right.
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I dig nature.Right.
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It's beautiful.
I dig nature.
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Start digging.
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My time's up.
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But time...
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What is time when
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scalp-wise a scientific
breakthrough is imminent?
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Easy, now, easy,
Victor Vicarious.
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You interested in
my scalp or my women?
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Oh, don't give me
that holier-than-thou
attitude, Clyde.
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If just once
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I treated your rapidly
vanishing hair
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without checking on
the distaff action,
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you'd choke with frustration.
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You dig re-living it.
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That's how sick you are.
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No.Yes.
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No.Yes.
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No! Yes!
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No! Yes!
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No! Yes!
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No! Yes!
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Yes! Yes!
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Yes! Yes!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Desist, sir!
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Cease these unmanly
tears immediately,
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or I shall be forced to lock
you in the little dark room.
Ah?
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Now, calm for your own good.
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Tell?
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You bet your scalp.
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It all started at
the Battle of the Bulge.
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The Battle
of the Bulge?
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A ladies'
reducing salon.
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Oh, they take men on
Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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And you
went on Friday?
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Well, I am, er, normal.
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Good afternoon, Madame.
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My name's Liz.
I hope you enjoy
your massage.
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Hello.
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I don't know
who you are,
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but get the hell
out of here before
I call the polizia.
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Pussycat,
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if you were going
to call the polizia,
would you be whispering?
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I'll give you that.
What do you want?
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Don't you remember?
My name's Fred C. Dobbs.
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From that big party
at the villa.
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Oh, yes.
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How've you been? Very well, thank you.
And you?
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Fine, thank you.
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And now that the social
interlude is over,
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kindly get the hell out
of here or I'll lose me job.
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Oh, you disappoint me.
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A pox on your
disappointment. Out.
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A man.
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Oh, that was a good one.
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Well, one does one's best.
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One got one fired
from one's job.
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I'm terribly sorry.
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Look, it wasn't my fault.
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I didn't know those
women were going to
react like that.
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Promise to make it
up to one in a big way.
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'Ow big?
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Modesty prevents
one from saying.
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Does one live far? Near.
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Good. With one's mum.
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Bad.
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Look, maybe we can save
it for another night.
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Don't let's lose one's head.
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One's losing one's mood.
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I'll come up with something.
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Fernando. Fernando?
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Fernando. Fernando?
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Look, did I wake you?
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Is it really?
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You're right, you know?
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Quarter to 5:00
on the button.
Right.
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Fever?
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A hundred and four?
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Listen, Fernando.
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Make sure you get
plenty of Aspirin
and hot juices.
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Fernando, I need a favor.
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Would you mind going
to an all-night movie
for a couple of hours
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and letting me use your place?
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Fernando?
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Fernando, pronto.
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Fernando, pronto.
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Pronto, Fernando.
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Fernando, pro...
We were disconnected.
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That usually 'appens
when the other
party hangs up.
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Look, it's late.
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I'm tired.
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I want to go 'ome.
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Go home?
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But we haven't eve...
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We...
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We haven't.
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Well, let's say we have.
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I'll back you up
if you want to brag
to your friends.
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You've got me all wrong.
I'm a gentleman. I would
never dream of talking...
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Unless it actually 'appened.
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Well, of course.
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Well, let's say it did.
You know, mentally.
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Mentally?
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Somehow or other it's
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not quite as much fun.
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I didn't think it would be.
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You can't leave me
here like this.
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Oh, no!
But I've got a car.
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That's the first nice thing
you've said to me tonight.
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Fernando?
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Fernando, how you feeling, kid?
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Any better?
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That high, huh?
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Well, we won't be using your
place after all, she's got
a car. Now listen, Fernan...
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Hold on a moment, would you?
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My dear.
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Man talk.
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If Millie calls, I'm with you.
If Ornella checks,
the same goes for her.
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Goodbye. Hm?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, Millie is my wife.
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Ornella's my mistress.
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Fernando,
you've got to remember.
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Millie, wife.
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Ornella, mistress.
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Write it down.
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Hm?
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00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:40,575
Get up and get a pencil.
250
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:43,621
Well, open the oxygen tent
and get one from the doctor.
251
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Well, ask the priest
if he has one.
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Fernando? Fer...
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00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,239
Fernando? Pronto!
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00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,986
He's got a lot
to learn about
being a true friend.
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00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,996
So, how was it?
256
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,433
Huh? Beautiful.
I loved it. Who doesn't?
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00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:16,524
Still I'm eaten up
with guilt.
Millie, my poor wife.
258
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,787
Oh, don't be such a worry wart.
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00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,137
You know the saying
"Worry and care will
make you lose your hair."
260
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,922
That's an old wives' tale.
261
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,315
How many bald old
wives do you know?
262
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,579
It's amazing, Doctor.
263
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:32,453
After a session with you,
I feel so completely
unburdened.
264
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,890
Incredible what you
accomplish with a mere
scalp treatment.
265
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,023
What scalp?
266
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,460
I treat the total man
from head to foot.
267
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,070
With a stop in between
at the wallet.
268
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,724
Which reminds you...
269
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:45,292
Tomorrow. And tomorrow,
270
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:46,946
and tomorrow.
271
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,253
And you'll tell me the
details about the dream
272
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,342
you're going to
have tonight about
the gorilla.
273
00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:55,563
I am not going to dream
about that gorilla.
274
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,521
Oh, the gorilla.
He's closing on me.
275
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,654
He's gaining on me.
The gorilla.
276
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:03,092
The gorilla.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
277
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,572
That dammed gorilla.
278
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,704
A gorilla?
279
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,837
He almost caught me
this time
and it's all that...
280
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,795
That Dr. Fahrquardt's fault.
281
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,580
A gorilla, Fred, a gorilla?
282
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,930
A big, hairy,
283
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,976
horny, crazy,
284
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,152
in-love gorilla.
285
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,198
I'm losing my hair. I...
286
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,387
Good night, Milton.
287
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,085
I'm Millie.
Who's Milton?
288
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,261
What? Milton?
289
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,611
Who's Milton?
I don't know any Milton.
290
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:46,309
Buona notte.
Talk about it in the
morning, please.
291
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,571
Buono notte.
292
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:51,662
That's it.
293
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,839
What's it?
294
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,363
Gorilla's name.
295
00:16:58,582 --> 00:16:59,496
Milton?
296
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,465
Pronto.
297
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:56,684
Just a moment.
298
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:59,252
It's Monsieur's
tennis instructor.
299
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:02,690
Pronto!
300
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,301
Darling, I must see you.
301
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:08,696
Yes, I know.
A little more zip
with my back hand.
302
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,785
I miss you terribly.
303
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,875
I know. Well, keep
the court reserved.
We'll play later.
304
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:22,362
Oh, morning coffee.
305
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,538
With the world's
penultimate Pussycat.
306
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,105
Who could ask for anything more?
307
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:28,455
You, obviously. Huh?
308
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:31,632
Fred, supposing a couple
that married very young.
309
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:32,763
Twenty, as we did?
310
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,678
As we did, yes.
311
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:38,421
Supposing this couple
found that they were
no longer in love.
312
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:39,596
Were they at the beginning?
313
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,381
Oh, yes, I think so.
314
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,209
At least they thought they were.
315
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,602
They're still deeply
fond of each other.
316
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,517
Deeply fond is a hell of a
distance from in love.
317
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,476
True. But they're still young.
318
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:50,999
And they still have illusions.
319
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,609
Illusions?
320
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:55,003
Romantic.
Are there any other kind?
321
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,136
Those, my dear, are delusions.
322
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,355
Be kind, Fred.
They've got to have something.
323
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,140
They don't have children.
324
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,098
Neither do we,
but we don't snivel
about it, do we?
325
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,795
Speak for yourself.
326
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,843
Very well, I will.
327
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:11,019
What this girl should do
is find something to
occupy her time.
328
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,629
Charity work.
Needlepoint.
329
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,153
Rolling bandages
for the Great War.
330
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,763
What Great War?
331
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,331
Any great war.
332
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,768
Tell her to keep busy.
The devil makes
work for idle hands.
333
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:23,074
Exactly, affairs. I...
334
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:26,556
I told her this.
It can be dangerous.
335
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:29,559
On the other hand,
how is she going to
find "Mr. Right"?
336
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:32,693
Mr. Right?
God, how old-fashioned.
337
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,565
It's only old-fashioned
if she doesn't find him.
338
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,960
And she's not getting
any younger.
339
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,658
And, and how is she going
to find him if
340
00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,704
she doesn't go
341
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:46,881
looking?
342
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:56,760
Looking?
343
00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:58,806
Mmm.
344
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,635
Looking?
345
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:04,768
Oh, well, that's
certainly not
old-fashioned, is it?
346
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,944
No.
347
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:10,121
But if she does
find Mr. Right,
348
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,298
it's everything, isn't it, Fred?
349
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:14,517
Mmm?
350
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,261
Of course it is,
old girl, but...
351
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,263
Well, I thought
352
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:23,047
you said she was married.
353
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:26,355
She is.
But it didn't take.
354
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,488
Like a weak vaccination.
355
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:30,838
You seem awfully concerned
about her but not a
moment's thought about him.
356
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,014
Oh, Fred, how unfair.
357
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:36,670
To her, she worries
about him all the time,
358
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,019
feels guilty...
359
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,500
Guilty? About looking for
somebody else.
360
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,937
Could he manage to get
along without her?
361
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:46,462
I mean, he's never,
well, sort of grown up.
362
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,812
By choice.
363
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,553
By choice!
364
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,338
Tell her not to worry.
365
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:55,515
For him the world
is full of girls.
The safety of numbers.
366
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,256
Where he doesn't have
to commit himself.
367
00:20:57,386 --> 00:21:00,737
Make a decision or even
change his dialogue.
Just change girls.
368
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:06,177
You're making it sound
like a play.
369
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:09,398
Why don't you
write it, Fred?
A new idea for a comedy.
370
00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,574
Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's very dramatic.
371
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,272
If I dream it tonight,
I'll give it to the gorilla.
372
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,969
The gorilla? Oh, yes,
373
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:17,711
he can certainly
write a better play
than I can.
374
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:20,148
And now, please,
let us end this
interminable conversation
375
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,977
which seems to be
hitting closer and
closer to home.
376
00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:25,196
I meant it, too. I know.
377
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,763
That's why I want it to end.
378
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:37,034
The gorilla can certainly
write a better
play than I can.
379
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:37,948
Why?
380
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,300
Why, you ask?
381
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:44,259
I didn't.Exactly.
382
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:47,871
Because with a bunch of
bananas and a warm cage
he's got it made.
383
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:50,526
He's not overdrawn
at the bank as I am.
384
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:54,356
Next time you get
a tax attorney, get one
who's been to college.
385
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:55,879
It's hot, Millie.
386
00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:57,228
Er, Madame.
387
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,143
Millie, Millie, I'm burning.
388
00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:00,754
Please, please! Quick!
389
00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:02,321
Butter.
390
00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:04,235
Butter? Butter for what?
My lord,
it's scorching,
391
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,367
and you're talking about butter.
392
00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:07,456
Butter for a burn.
It's a known fact.
393
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:11,591
That's not where I got burned.
394
00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:20,556
Could that beacon
of skin really be...
395
00:22:20,687 --> 00:22:22,863
Golly goodness, it is.
396
00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:24,952
Dr. Fahrquardt!
397
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,910
How dare you come in
here when I'm nude?
398
00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:28,216
Besides, I'm giving
hydro-therapy.
399
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,087
Hydro-therapy to whom?
400
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:32,220
To me, you marching moron.
401
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,048
I'm just as sick as
anybody else.
402
00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:36,006
You have a victim waiting.
403
00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:39,358
Patient. And get out
of here or I'll break
every bone in your head.
404
00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:42,970
Don't threaten me,
you pontifical quack.
405
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:46,147
I have hated you since
the moment I married you.
406
00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:48,454
Your pores are too large.
407
00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:49,977
You have pore slop.
408
00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:56,505
One step and I scatter
your brains.
409
00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:02,163
Twenty years for hitting
a man who's wearing glasses.
410
00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:03,643
You fat fool!
411
00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:30,713
Swine!
412
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:04,747
May the student riots
re-occur in your stomach!
413
00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:13,452
If Monsieur's tennis
instructor calls again,
what do I say?
414
00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:15,932
Tell him I'm having my
racquet re-strung.
415
00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:19,066
One of these days, Madame may
beat me to the phone.
416
00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:20,937
That has the ugly sound
of blackmail.
417
00:24:21,068 --> 00:24:23,505
What you need is
a secretary you can trust.
418
00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:27,161
Someone like my niece,
Angelica.
Someone young and active.
419
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:28,379
Who's young and active?
420
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,556
My niece, Angelica.
421
00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:32,296
Er, Monsieur has agreed
to interview her.
422
00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:33,472
I've agreed to, er...
423
00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:35,082
This afternoon.
424
00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:38,389
This afternoon.
425
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,522
This afternoon I've
got to visit my sister
at the hospital.
426
00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:42,176
Gwendolyn?
What's wrong with her?
427
00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:45,353
Her back. It's all scraped
from sand at the beach.
428
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,659
Her back?
How did...
429
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,968
Ah, well, that's what
you get through
digging nature.
430
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,234
What? Give her a kiss for me.
431
00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:08,958
Well, stop looking
back. So I started
a little fire.
432
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,541
Happy birthday, Fernando.
433
00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:29,936
Happy birthday, Fernando.
434
00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:52,741
It's good to be a chick.
435
00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:12,065
You're beautiful.
436
00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:13,632
I'm pregnant.
437
00:27:13,762 --> 00:27:16,547
It's your eyes, mostly.
They're luminous.
438
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:19,855
You wouldn't marry me
even if I were
carrying your child.
439
00:27:19,986 --> 00:27:22,553
Your mouth, too, fascinating.
440
00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:25,600
You've lost me.
Goodbye forever.
441
00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:28,734
I love you.
Don't you want to
give your baby a name?
442
00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:31,867
Thank you, but that
won't be necessary.
443
00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:35,131
I've just decided to
think positive thoughts
and not be pregnant.
444
00:27:38,265 --> 00:27:40,136
Positive thoughts?
445
00:27:52,061 --> 00:27:55,935
The question is,
will you or won't you
take off your clothes?
446
00:27:56,065 --> 00:27:58,372
Oh, hell, if it means
that much to you.
447
00:27:58,502 --> 00:27:59,808
It does.
448
00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:28,141
Ah, paradise.
449
00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:31,753
Hey,
450
00:28:32,449 --> 00:28:33,799
it's you.
451
00:28:33,929 --> 00:28:36,279
The model from the
dirty postcards.
452
00:28:36,410 --> 00:28:38,673
And you must be the creep
that bought the whole pack.
453
00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:40,109
I am. I am.
454
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,416
I love you.
455
00:28:42,546 --> 00:28:44,157
Frankly, I love you, too.
456
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,289
Go on. Go on.
457
00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:47,421
Ooh!
458
00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:56,473
Happy?
459
00:28:57,257 --> 00:28:58,998
Not until you marry me.
460
00:28:59,128 --> 00:29:01,391
And what do we do
about my husband?
461
00:29:01,522 --> 00:29:04,351
Fernando, happy birthday! WOMAN: Happy birthday!
462
00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:06,962
Exactly what I have been
doing about your husband.
463
00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:09,443
Deceiving him. You swine!
464
00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:19,279
Poor, oh, poor Moira.
465
00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:21,542
You, you're not
still living with
that person, are you?
466
00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:23,022
Gian Carlo?
467
00:29:23,152 --> 00:29:25,633
No, but he's still
in my drama class.
468
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,549
Good. Drama. Good.
Good.
469
00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:31,508
I think you're so beautiful
and I do think you can
give of yourself.
470
00:29:31,639 --> 00:29:33,206
Oh, I can, I can.
471
00:29:33,336 --> 00:29:34,990
No, no. No, no.
No, I meant as an actress.
472
00:29:35,121 --> 00:29:36,600
Mmm. Oh, that, too.
473
00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:53,574
Harvard?
474
00:29:53,704 --> 00:29:55,445
'65.
475
00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:57,099
Navy? Intelligence.
476
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,320
Banking? National Trust.
477
00:30:01,582 --> 00:30:02,931
Homosexual? No.
478
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:04,890
Pity.
479
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:07,283
I could learn.
480
00:30:07,414 --> 00:30:08,154
Too late.
481
00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:26,650
Have you ever heard him speak?
482
00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:30,480
No. But then,
I only studied with
him for five years.
483
00:30:34,571 --> 00:30:38,140
I think he's
finally going to speak.
484
00:30:40,490 --> 00:30:43,972
You've chosen a difficult
path, my children.
485
00:30:45,974 --> 00:30:49,412
Why, Master?
486
00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:53,982
With all these beautiful
broads, a Yoga can get
pretty horny.
487
00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:04,966
Hey...
488
00:32:05,097 --> 00:32:07,316
With your permission,
I make the cut in.
489
00:32:09,188 --> 00:32:11,842
Signorinadances
with great abandon.
490
00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:15,716
It's signora. And grazie.
491
00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:18,066
Signora, we shall make love.
492
00:32:18,197 --> 00:32:20,895
Oh, smashing!
Here and now?
493
00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:22,462
No, no, no.
494
00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:24,551
Ahone via Mabrizi, Apartment B.
495
00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:33,516
Back where I come from,
we don't hold with
ditchin' a woman.
496
00:32:33,647 --> 00:32:38,043
You're lookin' to get
a nice big cross
burnt on your lawn.
497
00:32:38,173 --> 00:32:40,436
Cute but emotionally disturbed.
498
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,744
She's from Alabama.
499
00:32:43,874 --> 00:32:47,008
I'm from the
Via Veneto and I'm
disturbed as hell.
500
00:32:47,139 --> 00:32:50,098
Scusi, signore.
I will leave.
501
00:32:50,229 --> 00:32:51,534
You won't forget?
502
00:32:51,665 --> 00:32:53,928
How could I?
503
00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:56,975
I'll look for the
first lawn with
the burning cross.
504
00:32:57,105 --> 00:32:59,107
Won't forget what?
505
00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:01,631
His address.
He wants to make love.
506
00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:03,459
Oh, he does, does he?
507
00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:18,605
Doctor.
508
00:33:23,479 --> 00:33:26,047
Doctor, that's a laugh.
509
00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:30,878
Doctor.
510
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:34,447
There are two schools
of thought on the science
of scalp therapy.
511
00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:36,971
The day school
and the night school.
512
00:33:52,552 --> 00:33:55,381
Wunderbar!
513
00:33:55,511 --> 00:33:59,167
And you, my dear,
are going to be
the first one in.
514
00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:02,083
Champagne tickles my nose.
515
00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:04,477
Imagine what it is
going to do to the
rest of you, eh?
516
00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:15,662
I want to thank you, Doctor.
517
00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:16,967
About what?
518
00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:18,926
The bubbles tickling everything.
519
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,580
Oh, yes.
520
00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:28,892
No!
521
00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:32,461
No!
522
00:34:32,592 --> 00:34:34,072
No! Don't!
523
00:34:34,202 --> 00:34:36,074
I, I, I'm a sick man.
524
00:34:36,204 --> 00:34:37,945
Er, er, medical doctors
will tell you I'm a sick man.
525
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,382
Not, not bad just sick.
526
00:34:41,557 --> 00:34:43,864
You missed me.
527
00:34:45,561 --> 00:34:48,347
You, cretin! You could
give me an infection.
528
00:34:54,222 --> 00:34:55,832
You are the woman
with whom I am in love.
529
00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:58,052
Yes.
530
00:34:58,183 --> 00:35:02,491
But what would I be
worth if I were just
an ordinary call girl
531
00:35:02,622 --> 00:35:04,537
from the Piazza di Spagna?
532
00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:05,929
Priceless.
533
00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:08,845
There's just no way
to judge a value
like yours.
534
00:35:08,976 --> 00:35:11,631
Priceless? Really? Really.
535
00:35:11,761 --> 00:35:13,241
Oh.Astronomical.
536
00:35:13,372 --> 00:35:14,721
The Mona Lisa perhaps.
537
00:35:14,851 --> 00:35:16,244
Oh?
538
00:35:17,419 --> 00:35:19,247
Then I'm not priceless.
539
00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:20,944
The Mona Lisa has a price.
540
00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:22,859
Actually, you've insulted me.
541
00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:25,993
You've made me feel like
that call girl from
the Piazza di Spagna.
542
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,734
Fine. And I'm your
best customer
543
00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:30,606
who has just given you
the Mona Lisa.
544
00:35:30,737 --> 00:35:34,262
I don't want to be known
as the girl who went to
bed with a man who was
545
00:35:34,393 --> 00:35:37,309
stupid enough to give
away the Mona Lisa.
546
00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:39,267
My mother was right,
547
00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:42,401
I should have been a priest.
548
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,159
Is he asleep?
549
00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,249
He fell asleep
immediately after.
550
00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:32,772
After what?
551
00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:34,469
He closed his eyes.
552
00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:38,125
Merci, Flavia.
553
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,344
I appreciate your loyalty.
554
00:37:42,477 --> 00:37:45,741
Does Monsieur talk in his
sleep sometimes?
555
00:37:46,394 --> 00:37:48,091
Sometimes?
556
00:37:48,222 --> 00:37:50,137
All the time.
557
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,921
That's how I get my information.
558
00:37:58,493 --> 00:38:01,279
1:00 in Rome
means siesta.
559
00:38:01,409 --> 00:38:03,411
Everybody goes to bed.
560
00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:05,283
The square ones even sleep.
561
00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:17,469
Now, where were
you all week,
Federico?
562
00:38:20,559 --> 00:38:21,603
Home.
563
00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:25,912
Married men always
have a perfect alibi.
564
00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:27,740
They were home.
565
00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:30,177
What can you do there
you can't do here?
566
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:33,093
Mia cara.
Call it habit,
567
00:38:33,223 --> 00:38:34,660
superstition or what you will,
568
00:38:34,790 --> 00:38:37,532
but I can only work
in my own chair,
at my own desk,
569
00:38:39,229 --> 00:38:40,666
in my own study.
570
00:38:42,145 --> 00:38:46,411
Your own desk?
Your own chair?
Your own study?
571
00:38:53,026 --> 00:38:55,811
All duplicated by
your own decorator.
572
00:39:14,569 --> 00:39:16,484
Aren't you pleased?
573
00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:19,095
Pleased? Where's the fun
if I think I'm home?
574
00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:21,228
Where are you going? Home.
575
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,231
You are going back
to that woman?
It's perverted!
576
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,973
That woman happens
to be the mother
of my children.
577
00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:28,540
You have no children!
578
00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:36,678
If you go away now,
I'm going to
kill myself. I will.
579
00:39:36,809 --> 00:39:38,941
Ornella, you are
a spoiled juvenile.
580
00:39:39,072 --> 00:39:42,162
Whenever we argue
you take sleeping pills
in massive doses.
581
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,643
If all the pills you've taken
were outside of you
582
00:39:44,773 --> 00:39:47,167
instead of inside of you,
you would look like
a beaded dress.
583
00:39:56,916 --> 00:40:00,441
Oh, Doctor. I am so ashamed.
584
00:40:00,572 --> 00:40:02,704
Excuse me, but I am the doctor.
585
00:40:02,835 --> 00:40:05,403
I don't remember
calling for
a consultation.
586
00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:08,231
Believe me, my dear,
587
00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:12,453
you have absolutely
nothing to be ashamed of.
588
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:22,724
Doctor. Doctor!
Doctor, please.
589
00:40:22,855 --> 00:40:23,856
Please!
590
00:40:26,249 --> 00:40:27,163
Please!
591
00:40:28,338 --> 00:40:30,079
Please!
592
00:40:30,210 --> 00:40:32,299
I didn't call you
for her. It was for me.
593
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,257
I was afraid the shock
would be terrible
for my hair.
594
00:40:34,388 --> 00:40:36,172
Good thinking.
595
00:40:36,303 --> 00:40:38,348
And incidentally,
596
00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:42,265
don't let her hang herself.
It would be terrible
for her hair.
597
00:40:42,396 --> 00:40:44,790
4:00 means
back to work for the, uh,
598
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,531
squares who slept
at 1:00.
599
00:41:09,815 --> 00:41:11,947
If we ever get out
of this alive,
600
00:41:13,775 --> 00:41:16,212
I'm coming back for you.
601
00:41:16,343 --> 00:41:20,608
Oh, when Mr. Right comes
looking for me,
I hope he looks like that.
602
00:42:25,368 --> 00:42:28,284
Mio tersoro.
For the first time
in my life,
603
00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:29,938
I am in love.
604
00:42:30,069 --> 00:42:32,027
There's no need
to say that, Max.
605
00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:38,556
Max? Max, or Franco. Whatever.
606
00:42:38,686 --> 00:42:40,862
The names are interchangeable.
607
00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:43,822
Like the words
"for the first time
I'm in love."
608
00:42:43,952 --> 00:42:45,867
It's not necessary to say that.
609
00:42:45,998 --> 00:42:48,261
But what else can I say?
610
00:42:48,391 --> 00:42:49,610
You might say I'm pretty.
611
00:42:49,741 --> 00:42:52,265
Oh, yes, you are.
Fantastic.
612
00:42:52,395 --> 00:42:53,832
Good.
613
00:42:53,962 --> 00:42:57,357
Umm... You might say
you're glad I'm here.
614
00:42:57,487 --> 00:42:59,794
Glad? I'm the hap...
615
00:42:59,925 --> 00:43:02,492
That will do fine.
Thank you.
616
00:43:02,623 --> 00:43:04,843
And, now, if you
want to seduce me,
617
00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:07,367
go right ahead.
618
00:44:13,346 --> 00:44:15,304
What's the matter?
619
00:44:15,435 --> 00:44:18,481
It's just that I don't
want to be Max or...
620
00:44:18,612 --> 00:44:20,135
Whatever.Yes.
621
00:44:20,266 --> 00:44:21,746
I am Franco. Myself.
622
00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:24,357
I'll try harder.
623
00:44:43,289 --> 00:44:45,900
You certainly know
how to spoil
a Roman afternoon.
624
00:44:47,206 --> 00:44:49,164
Forgive me, Franco. Huh, Max.
625
00:45:06,442 --> 00:45:07,705
"Next time
626
00:45:08,357 --> 00:45:10,446
"a burning cross."
627
00:45:10,577 --> 00:45:12,231
Something you did?
628
00:45:12,361 --> 00:45:13,885
Something I didn't.
629
00:45:18,977 --> 00:45:20,282
Where's Mrs. Dobbs?
630
00:45:20,413 --> 00:45:21,501
Out.
631
00:45:23,459 --> 00:45:25,244
Mr. Dobbs... Now remember I haven't...
632
00:45:25,374 --> 00:45:26,114
Left the house.
633
00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:28,290
Exactly.
634
00:45:28,421 --> 00:45:30,075
My niece is here. This afternoon I'm not
interviewing nieces.
635
00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:32,730
This afternoon,
I am working on plays.
636
00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:37,735
Oh.
637
00:46:01,584 --> 00:46:06,154
Now hear this.
You are working for me.
Not vice versa.
638
00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:09,679
One more such outburst
and I trade you in
for a quill pen.
639
00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:11,072
All right?
640
00:46:11,594 --> 00:46:12,552
Right.
641
00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:38,056
Ridiculous!
642
00:46:58,728 --> 00:47:01,253
Mr. Dobbs,
this is my niece, Angelica. You're hired.
643
00:47:01,383 --> 00:47:02,428
I'm an author. FLAVIA: I told her.
644
00:47:02,558 --> 00:47:03,864
I work irregular hours. I told her.
645
00:47:03,995 --> 00:47:06,345
Nights, weekends. I told her.
646
00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:08,086
As to salary,
I think... Five hundred, I told her.
647
00:47:08,216 --> 00:47:09,827
Fine, you're obviously
eminently qualified.
648
00:47:12,090 --> 00:47:13,482
We are very grateful.
649
00:47:18,183 --> 00:47:20,446
You, uh...
You do type a bit,
don't you?
650
00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:22,100
Ninety words a minute.
651
00:47:22,230 --> 00:47:24,406
Shorthand? One hundred and eighty.
652
00:47:24,537 --> 00:47:25,799
And...
653
00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:28,541
Thirty-eight, 22, 35.
654
00:47:28,671 --> 00:47:33,328
That is disgraceful.
38 words a minute?
That's inadequate.
655
00:47:33,459 --> 00:47:35,504
Hello, darling.
Have you met Flavia's
niece, Angelica?
656
00:47:35,635 --> 00:47:37,811
Buon giorno, Angelica. Pacere, Signora.
657
00:47:37,942 --> 00:47:40,596
Signore.
You're thinking Fahrenheit.
658
00:47:40,727 --> 00:47:43,556
I mean 38 words centigrade.
659
00:47:44,992 --> 00:47:46,341
Ooh, of course, yes.
660
00:47:46,472 --> 00:47:48,691
Well, that would
make a difference,
wouldn't it?
661
00:47:48,822 --> 00:47:51,433
No, it's out of
the question.
You're far too young.
662
00:47:51,564 --> 00:47:54,523
When I need you most,
you'll be stoning the
US Embassy.
663
00:47:54,654 --> 00:47:56,961
How's Gwendolyn,
darling? Who?
664
00:47:57,091 --> 00:47:59,224
Your sister. You said
you were going to
the hospital to see her.
665
00:47:59,354 --> 00:48:00,703
Oh, yes.
666
00:48:00,834 --> 00:48:03,097
Her flu is much better. Flu?
667
00:48:03,228 --> 00:48:04,359
On top of her scraped back?
668
00:48:04,490 --> 00:48:08,233
No, no. In her chest.
In her chest.
669
00:48:08,363 --> 00:48:10,017
Arrive derci, Angelica.
670
00:48:10,148 --> 00:48:12,672
Arrive derci, Signora.
671
00:48:12,802 --> 00:48:17,546
I'm sorry, Flavia. I thought
you were eavesdropping
at the other door.
672
00:48:17,677 --> 00:48:20,288
That's the way
the photographer
stared at me.
673
00:48:21,507 --> 00:48:22,943
The photographer?
674
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,599
'Course. I saw you
at my barber's.
675
00:48:26,729 --> 00:48:28,818
Your barber? Mmm.
676
00:48:28,949 --> 00:48:32,300
New issue of Playboy.
You were the
centerfold. Very lovely.
677
00:48:34,824 --> 00:48:37,305
Grazia a re.
My barber thanks you,
too.
678
00:48:39,525 --> 00:48:42,223
Tell me, didn't your mother
mind you posing in the nude?
679
00:48:42,354 --> 00:48:46,749
Oh, very much.
I beat her out
of the job.
680
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,404
That's all for now.
I'll let you know in
a few days.
681
00:48:49,535 --> 00:48:51,711
And... that's it?
682
00:48:53,495 --> 00:48:54,583
There's more?
683
00:48:58,109 --> 00:49:01,460
Well, under the circumstances.
684
00:49:02,069 --> 00:49:03,679
Count to three.
685
00:49:03,810 --> 00:49:05,029
Yes.
686
00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:08,510
Three.
687
00:49:38,714 --> 00:49:40,238
What?
688
00:49:42,196 --> 00:49:45,156
Admittedly, darling,
it does look a bit...
689
00:49:47,201 --> 00:49:48,289
It does look a bit odd, but...
690
00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:50,335
Odd? Why?
691
00:49:50,465 --> 00:49:53,686
Merely a playwright and his
secretary hard at work.
692
00:49:53,816 --> 00:49:55,427
Careful, I'm going to jump.
693
00:50:01,911 --> 00:50:04,349
I see you got the job.
694
00:50:08,092 --> 00:50:10,268
Er, nothing's been decided.
695
00:50:10,398 --> 00:50:13,053
No, just leave your address
and telephone number,
would you?
696
00:50:13,184 --> 00:50:16,578
Hotel Albergo.
6-8-9-2-5-1.
697
00:50:16,709 --> 00:50:17,666
Shall I write it down?
698
00:50:17,797 --> 00:50:19,842
Oh, not necessary.
699
00:50:19,973 --> 00:50:20,800
He'll remember.
700
00:50:27,676 --> 00:50:29,678
Graziafor considering me.
701
00:50:29,809 --> 00:50:31,376
Arrivederci, signor.
702
00:50:32,899 --> 00:50:33,813
Signora.
703
00:50:37,730 --> 00:50:39,427
Are you hiring her?
704
00:50:40,341 --> 00:50:42,865
Oh, absolutely not.
705
00:50:42,996 --> 00:50:45,999
I was looking for a plain,
colorless secretary.
706
00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:48,436
Someone who blends
into the furniture,
707
00:50:48,567 --> 00:50:51,396
instead of climbing all over it.
708
00:50:51,526 --> 00:50:53,137
Oh, for God's Sake,
she looks like
Brigitte Bardot.
709
00:50:55,530 --> 00:50:56,923
Bardot, eh?
710
00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:58,707
I'd love to get into her hair.
711
00:50:58,838 --> 00:51:00,231
Doctor.
712
00:51:00,361 --> 00:51:03,538
How many times have
I told you not to
disturb me when...
713
00:51:08,152 --> 00:51:09,892
Doctor?
714
00:51:10,023 --> 00:51:11,503
Doctor.Er...
715
00:51:12,895 --> 00:51:14,593
Doctor! Doctor!
716
00:51:16,551 --> 00:51:18,249
I just got here.
717
00:51:18,379 --> 00:51:20,555
Well, how time flies when
one is having fun, eh?
718
00:51:22,731 --> 00:51:23,689
How long was I in there?
719
00:51:23,819 --> 00:51:26,257
Please, don't involve me.
I am Swiss.
720
00:51:27,823 --> 00:51:29,956
Not even ten minutes.
721
00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:33,307
Doctor!
722
00:51:33,438 --> 00:51:34,656
Don't you ever knock?
723
00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:36,528
I'm sorry.
724
00:51:36,658 --> 00:51:38,443
Bardot, eh?
725
00:51:38,573 --> 00:51:41,402
Are you spending
the weekend
with Brigitte Bardot?
726
00:51:41,533 --> 00:51:43,535
Her name is Angelica.
727
00:51:43,665 --> 00:51:45,885
Mmm. Give me all
the torrid details,
you fiend.
728
00:51:46,015 --> 00:51:47,539
Don't be so diffident.
729
00:51:47,669 --> 00:51:49,193
I just met her
and she's perfect.
730
00:51:49,323 --> 00:51:50,498
Perfect?
Perfect for what?
731
00:51:50,629 --> 00:51:52,544
My secretary.
732
00:51:52,674 --> 00:51:54,241
Even though she's a teenager...
733
00:51:54,372 --> 00:51:58,158
Teen? Teen?
How teen?
13? 14? 15?
734
00:51:58,289 --> 00:51:59,986
Stop me when I get to your card.
735
00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:03,598
Eighteen. But she
types 90 words a minute
and her shorthand is...
736
00:52:03,729 --> 00:52:05,078
As if you cared.
737
00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:07,211
A hundred and eighty.
738
00:52:07,341 --> 00:52:09,082
What you really want,
you hypocrite, is...
739
00:52:09,213 --> 00:52:12,520
Thirty-eight, twenty-two,
thirty-five.
740
00:52:12,651 --> 00:52:15,436
God bless her.
Bardot, eh?
741
00:52:15,567 --> 00:52:16,916
Bardot, huh?
742
00:52:17,046 --> 00:52:20,963
This girl happens
to be called Angelica.
743
00:52:22,661 --> 00:52:24,358
If you could
stimulate my memory.
744
00:52:25,925 --> 00:52:29,146
Do you take
Diners' card? Con placere.
745
00:52:29,276 --> 00:52:32,366
Ah, it comes to me.
You must mean
Angelica St. Pierre.
746
00:52:32,497 --> 00:52:34,455
SignorDobbs!
747
00:52:35,804 --> 00:52:39,417
Ah-ha, you were right.
Bardot.
748
00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:41,114
I wasn't
expecting you.
749
00:52:41,245 --> 00:52:43,290
So I gather.
I, er,
750
00:52:43,421 --> 00:52:47,164
just came by
to tell you,
you are hired.
751
00:52:47,294 --> 00:52:49,601
You mean, I'm your secretary?
752
00:52:49,731 --> 00:52:52,169
As of right now.
We're going
to Castelli.
753
00:52:52,299 --> 00:52:54,780
Ah-ha-ha. Hi. Castelli.
754
00:52:54,910 --> 00:52:56,521
Work on the play.
755
00:52:56,651 --> 00:52:59,350
That's exactly what
I had planned
but with Dr. Ponti.
756
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,874
Look, who is this
Dr. Ponti? My ex-boyfriend.
757
00:53:02,004 --> 00:53:03,832
Well, how ex? I mean,
last year, last month,
last week?
758
00:53:03,963 --> 00:53:07,445
Last night.
We broke up over you.
He's quite jealous.
759
00:53:07,575 --> 00:53:08,489
Ha-ha!
760
00:53:09,925 --> 00:53:11,710
Jealous?
761
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,408
Well, I, er,
I mean he hardly
knows me and,
762
00:53:14,539 --> 00:53:18,020
er, neither do you
in the, er,
biblical sense.
763
00:53:18,151 --> 00:53:21,459
No. And I told him
you were
a perfect gentleman.
764
00:53:21,589 --> 00:53:23,069
Thank you. ANGELICA: And charming.
765
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,636
Considerate.
Handsome.
766
00:53:24,766 --> 00:53:26,986
Also quite dashing. Dashing? Me?
767
00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:28,205
Definitely dashing.
768
00:53:28,335 --> 00:53:30,511
Oh, it's absurd.
769
00:53:30,642 --> 00:53:34,602
I mean, I do have
a certain flair,
but,
770
00:53:34,733 --> 00:53:36,038
dashing?
I wouldn't say that.
Really. I...
771
00:53:36,169 --> 00:53:38,345
Neither would I.
772
00:53:38,476 --> 00:53:42,915
I'm not supposed
to be
dashing to you.
773
00:53:43,045 --> 00:53:45,526
You said you were going
to Castelli with
Dr. Ponti, yes?
774
00:53:45,657 --> 00:53:47,485
Yes. They're making
a movie near there.
775
00:53:47,615 --> 00:53:49,226
The director's my ex-boyfriend.
776
00:53:49,356 --> 00:53:51,489
You ex around
pretty good,
don't you?
777
00:53:51,619 --> 00:53:52,881
He wasn't jealous,
this director?
778
00:53:53,012 --> 00:53:56,711
Oh, no.
This time I was.
My mother got him.
779
00:53:56,842 --> 00:54:00,062
Can't I start being your
secretary on Monday?
780
00:54:00,193 --> 00:54:03,457
No. Negative,
Angelica. I'm sorry.
We just...
781
00:54:03,588 --> 00:54:05,546
We just couldn't work it out.
782
00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:07,548
Ciao!
783
00:54:08,593 --> 00:54:10,508
Momento. Si?
784
00:54:12,597 --> 00:54:15,469
Dr. Ponti is
due at 4:00.
785
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,689
I have three minutes to.
786
00:54:17,819 --> 00:54:19,691
If he doesn't show up
at 4:00 sharp...
787
00:54:19,821 --> 00:54:21,780
Now you're being reasonable.
788
00:54:23,782 --> 00:54:26,611
That's Dr. Ponti.
The one with the helmet.
789
00:54:32,747 --> 00:54:34,358
What does this
doctor specialize
in, anyway?
790
00:54:34,488 --> 00:54:36,098
The entire area
below the ankles.
791
00:54:36,229 --> 00:54:38,449
Hah, foot doctor.
792
00:54:38,579 --> 00:54:40,842
Foot doctor?
Chiropodist.
It's very important.
793
00:54:40,973 --> 00:54:42,191
Without feet you'd fall forward.
794
00:54:42,322 --> 00:54:43,671
Oh, I can see that.
795
00:54:57,859 --> 00:54:59,905
Tell Dr. Ponti I had
to go out of town.
796
00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:01,820
I'll get in touch
with him later.
797
00:55:01,950 --> 00:55:04,213
Out of town.
Touch him later.
798
00:55:06,128 --> 00:55:08,392
Ah, he's sweet.
799
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:15,050
4:00.
Dr. Ponti's not here.
800
00:55:15,181 --> 00:55:16,661
Slip out the back.
Meet you down
the block.
801
00:55:36,289 --> 00:55:38,247
I've come to pick up
SignorinaSt. Pierre.
802
00:55:38,378 --> 00:55:40,685
Doctor, speaking in your terms,
803
00:55:42,121 --> 00:55:43,688
you missed her by a foot.
804
00:55:44,776 --> 00:55:47,561
Ho, ho, ho. Very droll.
805
00:55:50,172 --> 00:55:52,610
Will there be anything else?
806
00:55:52,740 --> 00:55:54,960
You should have
tried me 20 years ago.
807
00:55:55,090 --> 00:55:56,091
Thirty.
808
00:56:00,705 --> 00:56:02,359
Flavia,
who was that?
809
00:56:02,489 --> 00:56:04,361
It's a cable, Madame.
810
00:56:05,623 --> 00:56:07,929
From America.
811
00:56:08,060 --> 00:56:10,236
The name doesn't seem familiar.
812
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:12,151
"Charles Harrison."
813
00:56:19,114 --> 00:56:21,378
Er, hi.
814
00:56:21,508 --> 00:56:22,944
I'm Charles Harrison.
815
00:56:24,511 --> 00:56:26,557
Oh, no, you are not.
816
00:56:26,687 --> 00:56:28,820
You are the movie star.
817
00:56:28,950 --> 00:56:30,822
Grant Granite.
818
00:56:30,952 --> 00:56:33,520
Thank you, my dear.
Mr. Dobbs at home?
819
00:56:35,479 --> 00:56:36,958
Mrs. Dobbs?
820
00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:41,310
I got it, Flavia!
821
00:56:41,441 --> 00:56:45,750
Oh, Fernando, you know
I'm very fond of you,
but really I...
822
00:56:53,061 --> 00:56:54,062
I won.
823
00:56:55,542 --> 00:56:58,719
I've won a contest.
In my own bathroom.
824
00:56:58,850 --> 00:57:00,417
Grant Granite.
825
00:57:02,201 --> 00:57:04,682
Thank you, my dear.
826
00:57:04,812 --> 00:57:06,945
And you hopefully are,
er, Mrs. Dobbs?
827
00:57:09,382 --> 00:57:10,905
Delighted.
828
00:57:12,820 --> 00:57:16,650
But unfortunately,
my business
is with Mr. Dobbs.
829
00:57:18,957 --> 00:57:20,872
He, he's away for the weekend.
830
00:57:21,002 --> 00:57:21,829
Damn!
831
00:57:24,745 --> 00:57:27,748
I sent him a telegram
from California
three days ago but...
832
00:57:27,879 --> 00:57:30,621
Well, la belle Italia,
we just arrived together.
833
00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:32,449
You're... Charles Harrison, yes.
834
00:57:32,579 --> 00:57:33,885
But you're Grant Granite.
835
00:57:34,015 --> 00:57:36,278
Oh, Grant Granite's
my screen name.
836
00:57:36,409 --> 00:57:38,542
I thought everybody knew.
837
00:57:38,672 --> 00:57:42,154
You see, as Charlie Harrison,
I'm Grant Granite's
director and producer.
838
00:57:43,677 --> 00:57:46,114
The two names.
Oh, it seems
839
00:57:46,245 --> 00:57:48,334
a little more
modest that way,
don't you think?
840
00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,118
No.
841
00:57:50,249 --> 00:57:52,338
I feel it makes for
a certain mystery,
don't you?
842
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:54,775
No.
843
00:57:54,906 --> 00:57:57,604
And what do you want
to see my husband about?
844
00:57:57,735 --> 00:58:02,783
To hand him
a check for $150,000.
845
00:58:02,914 --> 00:58:05,046
One hundred and
fifty thousand dollars?
846
00:58:05,612 --> 00:58:06,787
For what?
847
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,921
Would you, er,
848
00:58:10,051 --> 00:58:11,749
would you mind
repeating the question?
849
00:58:15,317 --> 00:58:18,451
A hundred and fifty
thousand for what?
850
00:58:18,582 --> 00:58:19,974
His new play.
851
00:58:20,105 --> 00:58:21,889
"When in Rome do
as the Romanians."
852
00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:24,022
But it isn't even finished.
853
00:58:24,152 --> 00:58:26,241
Listen, in this business,
you have to move fast.
854
00:58:26,372 --> 00:58:29,375
Otherwise you end up
in a tweed jacket
smoking a pipe.
855
00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:31,508
While Paul Newman gets the girl.
856
00:58:31,638 --> 00:58:33,553
You'll have to wait till Monday.
857
00:58:33,684 --> 00:58:36,164
Impossible. I've got
to be back in
California by then.
858
00:58:37,601 --> 00:58:39,341
Phone him. Oh, I can't.
859
00:58:39,472 --> 00:58:41,822
It would involve
breaking
an unwritten rule.
860
00:58:46,261 --> 00:58:47,524
Break it.
861
00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:49,700
Please.
862
00:58:57,621 --> 00:58:59,797
Darling? No. This is, er,
863
00:59:02,016 --> 00:59:03,670
Darling's wife.
864
00:59:03,801 --> 00:59:05,367
Who? MILLIE: Mildred Dobbs.
865
00:59:05,498 --> 00:59:07,544
Would you please call
my husband to the phone?
866
00:59:07,674 --> 00:59:10,068
Your husband, signora?
867
00:59:10,198 --> 00:59:12,418
Why should he be here?
868
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:14,594
I cannot account for his taste,
869
00:59:14,725 --> 00:59:18,598
but everyone in Rome
knows that when he's
not here he's there.
870
00:59:18,729 --> 00:59:20,557
Everyone in Europe
is so continental.
871
00:59:20,687 --> 00:59:22,863
That could also work in reverse.
872
00:59:22,994 --> 00:59:25,387
It so happens, signora,
your husband is not here.
873
00:59:25,518 --> 00:59:27,607
Then consider this,
874
00:59:27,738 --> 00:59:30,697
if he's not here
and he's not there,
875
00:59:30,828 --> 00:59:32,612
where in the hell is he?
876
00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:38,444
Yes, just where
in the hell is he?
877
00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:41,316
It's a beautiful day.
878
00:59:41,447 --> 00:59:43,057
Mind if I put the top down?
879
00:59:44,537 --> 00:59:46,583
I mean, my top.
880
01:00:07,038 --> 01:00:09,257
A hundred and fifty
thousand dollars?
881
01:00:09,388 --> 01:00:11,085
Or ninety million lira.
882
01:00:11,216 --> 01:00:12,826
Cielo.
883
01:00:12,957 --> 01:00:15,133
I thought that might
touch a nerve.
884
01:00:16,177 --> 01:00:17,570
Grant Granite.
885
01:00:17,701 --> 01:00:19,659
Thank you, my dear.
886
01:00:19,790 --> 01:00:23,402
When we find Fred
and get our hands
on that $150,000,
887
01:00:23,532 --> 01:00:27,232
am I going to
be excited about
meeting you.
888
01:00:27,362 --> 01:00:28,320
Come.
889
01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:34,239
For $150,000, where are you?
890
01:00:34,369 --> 01:00:35,849
Think. Think.
891
01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:37,938
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking.
892
01:00:41,768 --> 01:00:43,378
He left her last week.
893
01:00:45,380 --> 01:00:46,643
Perhaps...
894
01:00:48,209 --> 01:00:51,256
She went back to Israel.
Couldn't stand Italian food.
895
01:00:53,693 --> 01:00:58,916
I'll give it a try,
but he couldn't be
that obvious, could he?
896
01:00:59,046 --> 01:01:03,572
And you just answered
my question.
897
01:01:03,703 --> 01:01:07,315
Hotel Albergo?
SignorinaSt. Pierre,
per favore.
898
01:01:08,795 --> 01:01:10,188
Already gone?
899
01:01:12,233 --> 01:01:14,671
SignorDobbs told me
to phone him there.
900
01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:23,418
Castelli? I see.
Grazie.
901
01:01:23,549 --> 01:01:26,857
What kind of a girl? Athletic.
902
01:01:26,987 --> 01:01:30,121
If I were his mistress,
this never could have
happened.
903
01:01:30,251 --> 01:01:33,124
If I were his wife,
he wouldn't require
a mistress.
904
01:01:37,389 --> 01:01:40,044
Just a meaningless
little thing Frederico
picked up for me.
905
01:01:40,174 --> 01:01:43,830
Meaningless is
just the word.
It's my old one.
906
01:01:48,226 --> 01:01:50,619
Grant Granite,
am I excited.
907
01:01:50,750 --> 01:01:51,708
Thank you,
my dear.
908
01:01:51,838 --> 01:01:54,145
About that $150,000.
909
01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:55,189
Oh.
910
01:02:11,379 --> 01:02:14,643
Do you believe in love
at first sight?
911
01:02:14,774 --> 01:02:16,167
Oh, invariably, Pussycat.
912
01:02:16,297 --> 01:02:18,299
I am so glad.
913
01:02:18,430 --> 01:02:20,824
It means you have a
deep social conscience.
914
01:02:20,954 --> 01:02:22,260
Oh, it does?
915
01:02:22,390 --> 01:02:25,350
It's a person's duty
to promote love in this world.
916
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,527
What with the Red Chinese
and all this trouble,
don't you agree?
917
01:02:30,355 --> 01:02:31,878
Oh, definitely.
918
01:02:40,017 --> 01:02:42,759
Madame is not here!
919
01:02:42,889 --> 01:02:45,196
Ooh, ooh,
that Fred C. Dobbs.
920
01:02:45,326 --> 01:02:48,765
If only I could get my
hands on his feet.
921
01:02:48,895 --> 01:02:51,463
Signoris not here.
922
01:02:51,593 --> 01:02:54,771
And if you don't both leave,
I will telephone
Signorin Castelli.
923
01:02:54,901 --> 01:02:58,035
Castelli?
924
01:02:58,165 --> 01:03:00,428
Incidentally,
with all this vibration,
925
01:03:00,559 --> 01:03:03,736
it's only sensible to have
a pelvic examination.
926
01:03:03,867 --> 01:03:06,739
I saw it.
I saw it with my own eyes.
927
01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:08,741
Butter, eh? Butter.
928
01:03:08,872 --> 01:03:10,743
Beautiful.
929
01:03:10,874 --> 01:03:13,485
These jet-setters,
they see one Fellini flick
and they go fruitcake.
930
01:03:13,615 --> 01:03:15,966
Butter, eh? Butter.
931
01:03:16,096 --> 01:03:18,838
That Fred C. Dobbs
must be a lot sicker
than I thought.
932
01:03:18,969 --> 01:03:21,623
I hope I'm not being
disloyal to him.
933
01:03:21,754 --> 01:03:24,235
Disloyal?
Try traitor.
934
01:03:24,365 --> 01:03:25,802
You're my beautiful little spy.
935
01:03:25,932 --> 01:03:27,499
What about your wife?
936
01:03:27,629 --> 01:03:29,283
To hell with her.
Let her get her
own spies.
937
01:03:29,414 --> 01:03:32,286
Oh, by the way,
put these hairs
back on his pillow.
938
01:03:36,203 --> 01:03:39,293
They are getting
awfully worn out.
939
01:03:39,424 --> 01:03:40,860
You promised
you would get rid
of your wife.
940
01:03:40,991 --> 01:03:43,297
Oh, I will. I will.
941
01:03:43,428 --> 01:03:46,126
This time I have
a fool-proof plan.
942
01:03:46,257 --> 01:03:47,780
I hope
it's better than
the last time.
943
01:03:47,911 --> 01:03:49,738
That tiger must have
cost you plenty.
944
01:03:49,869 --> 01:03:52,785
I still don't know
what went wrong.
945
01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:56,528
I threw her in the cage,
and locked her in
and then she killed the tiger.
946
01:03:56,658 --> 01:03:59,444
Poor darling. You do try.
947
01:03:59,574 --> 01:04:00,575
Mmm-hmm.
948
01:04:08,757 --> 01:04:10,542
Pronto.
949
01:04:10,672 --> 01:04:13,458
Ah, SignorFernando.
950
01:04:13,588 --> 01:04:15,112
Cut it short,
the music has started.
951
01:04:15,242 --> 01:04:17,375
No, she has gone
for the weekend.
952
01:04:26,645 --> 01:04:28,038
Damn it!
953
01:04:29,996 --> 01:04:32,564
Pronto.
Who is calling, Madame?
954
01:04:34,348 --> 01:04:38,091
Oh, pronto.
I didn't recognize
your voice.
955
01:04:38,222 --> 01:04:40,485
More dolce Vita, eh?
956
01:04:40,615 --> 01:04:43,575
Oh, no, she won't be back
before Monday.
957
01:04:43,705 --> 01:04:45,794
Castelli.
958
01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:47,405
What are you doing
for the weekend?
959
01:04:49,755 --> 01:04:50,930
Mmm.
960
01:04:55,326 --> 01:04:58,155
Sapristi! I'll put
a stop to this myself.
961
01:05:06,685 --> 01:05:08,339
Go away!
962
01:05:08,469 --> 01:05:09,601
We don't want any.
963
01:05:20,307 --> 01:05:23,702
Butter. Bring me lots
and lots of butter.
964
01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:44,418
Is Mr. Dobbs
registered here?
965
01:05:44,549 --> 01:05:47,378
We haven't seen
SignorDobbs
since last summer.
966
01:05:47,508 --> 01:05:49,162
Last summer?
Who?
967
01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:50,120
Me.
968
01:05:51,382 --> 01:05:52,426
'Scusa.
969
01:05:53,906 --> 01:05:55,386
Well, we tried.
970
01:05:55,516 --> 01:05:56,604
However...
971
01:06:00,217 --> 01:06:03,872
SignorDobbs telephoned
and made a reservation
for two for tonight.
972
01:06:04,003 --> 01:06:06,832
Good. When he arrives,
tell him some friends
are waiting in the bar.
973
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:09,095
I'll try to remember.
974
01:06:10,531 --> 01:06:12,838
I'll remember!
975
01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:16,015
Rod Steiger ought to
meet this guy.
976
01:06:16,146 --> 01:06:20,498
I'm gonna
whomp her and tromp her
and belly stomp her.
977
01:06:20,628 --> 01:06:22,108
You're going to what?
978
01:06:27,113 --> 01:06:28,549
Maybe she will.
979
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:30,682
You was havin' a do
with my man Franco.
980
01:06:30,812 --> 01:06:32,466
This I would like to hear.
981
01:06:39,604 --> 01:06:41,214
Grant Granite.
982
01:06:41,345 --> 01:06:42,346
Oh...
983
01:06:43,173 --> 01:06:45,218
Thank you, my dear.
984
01:06:45,349 --> 01:06:50,354
Sit down and have a drink.
This may turn into
a fun night after all.
985
01:06:50,484 --> 01:06:52,486
Goodbye, darling,
thank you.
986
01:06:54,184 --> 01:06:56,142
Thank you for everything.
987
01:07:10,591 --> 01:07:11,723
Going to Castelli?
988
01:07:11,853 --> 01:07:13,768
Or any place else.
989
01:07:13,899 --> 01:07:14,726
Good.
990
01:07:34,354 --> 01:07:36,356
Oh, SignorDobbs.
991
01:07:39,316 --> 01:07:40,969
Signor.Me...
992
01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:43,450
Manglacavallo. Si, Mangia Mangla.
993
01:07:43,581 --> 01:07:45,539
Cavallo. Si, but do I go
around screaming
994
01:07:45,670 --> 01:07:48,455
SignorMangia cavallo? Cavallo? No. No.
995
01:07:48,586 --> 01:07:50,544
Well, why do you persist
in going around screaming
SignorDobbs?
996
01:07:50,675 --> 01:07:52,242
Dobbs. Dobbs.
997
01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:55,288
I chose this hotel,
because I wanted
to get away from my...
998
01:07:55,419 --> 01:07:57,203
Your wife? My wife? My office.
999
01:07:57,334 --> 01:07:59,118
Ah, office. Si, si, so I call my sec...
1000
01:07:59,249 --> 01:08:01,381
Ah, your niece?
Niece.
1001
01:08:01,512 --> 01:08:02,861
Secretary. Secretary?
1002
01:08:02,991 --> 01:08:04,906
Secretary, si.Secretary.
1003
01:08:05,037 --> 01:08:07,605
Ahead of us we have
a weekend of very stiff...
1004
01:08:09,781 --> 01:08:12,523
That is one sentence
I insist you
complete yourself.
1005
01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:16,483
I was going to say work.
1006
01:08:16,614 --> 01:08:18,137
But you, sir,
have smartmouthed
your way
1007
01:08:18,268 --> 01:08:19,834
out of a substantial tip.
1008
01:08:20,879 --> 01:08:22,750
Your friends...
1009
01:08:22,881 --> 01:08:26,014
Are in the bar.
1010
01:08:26,145 --> 01:08:30,149
♪ You went and put your
heart in a Xerox machine... ♪
1011
01:08:37,461 --> 01:08:41,508
I wasn't here.
You have never seen me.
1012
01:08:41,639 --> 01:08:44,207
Ah, but in truth, I did.
1013
01:08:44,337 --> 01:08:46,905
And lying is a mortal sin.
1014
01:08:48,733 --> 01:08:49,951
Come on.
1015
01:08:51,388 --> 01:08:53,172
Mea culpa, mea culpa.
1016
01:08:57,872 --> 01:09:01,093
Where the hell
do we go now?
1017
01:09:01,224 --> 01:09:03,791
I know just
the place. You'll love it.
1018
01:09:03,922 --> 01:09:05,271
I hate it.
1019
01:09:05,402 --> 01:09:06,838
How can you?
1020
01:09:06,968 --> 01:09:09,449
Sleeping out
under the stars.
It's so exciting.
1021
01:09:09,580 --> 01:09:11,538
I'm not an outdoorsman.
1022
01:09:11,669 --> 01:09:14,672
I'm city, raised and bred.
1023
01:09:14,802 --> 01:09:18,023
And frankly I get
hay fever watching
Lassie on television.
1024
01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:20,417
Besides, I'm a 26-year-old man.
1025
01:09:20,547 --> 01:09:22,854
You don't feel
like 26 years old.
1026
01:09:22,984 --> 01:09:24,160
That's because I'm dashing.
1027
01:09:24,290 --> 01:09:28,381
You are. You are.
1028
01:09:28,512 --> 01:09:30,862
Debonair, perhaps but dashing?
1029
01:09:30,992 --> 01:09:33,169
Dashing.
Dashing, you are.
1030
01:09:33,952 --> 01:09:35,519
Dashing, well,
1031
01:09:35,649 --> 01:09:38,391
I really do prefer
the word debonair,
but I suppose if
1032
01:09:38,522 --> 01:09:40,393
you say I'm dashing, well...
1033
01:09:54,102 --> 01:09:57,105
Thank you very much.
It was a great pleasure.
1034
01:09:57,236 --> 01:09:58,846
The pleasure was all mine.
1035
01:10:01,109 --> 01:10:02,546
So it seemed.
1036
01:10:14,775 --> 01:10:17,648
You know
what's wonderful?
1037
01:10:17,778 --> 01:10:21,304
Yes, but let me
hear your version.
1038
01:10:21,434 --> 01:10:26,352
Under the stars
all alone
just the two of us.
1039
01:10:33,446 --> 01:10:34,839
Bravo!
1040
01:11:05,391 --> 01:11:10,091
Ah, Mrs. Dobbs,
you're so beautiful
and wicked.
1041
01:11:10,222 --> 01:11:13,878
Tell me that beast of a
husband drove you to it.
Tell me.
1042
01:11:14,008 --> 01:11:15,706
Yes, but in a Ferrari.
1043
01:11:15,836 --> 01:11:19,187
When we find him,
I'll fix him for you, good.
1044
01:11:19,318 --> 01:11:21,451
I know a little about surgery.
1045
01:11:21,581 --> 01:11:23,104
Don't you dare.
1046
01:11:25,672 --> 01:11:28,066
You're so exciting
when you're angry.
1047
01:11:28,196 --> 01:11:29,023
I...
1048
01:11:34,986 --> 01:11:37,641
Some thoughtful
strategy is required.
1049
01:11:39,033 --> 01:11:40,687
Discretion.
1050
01:11:40,818 --> 01:11:41,949
Sensitivity.
1051
01:11:42,907 --> 01:11:44,082
Subtlety.
1052
01:11:44,212 --> 01:11:45,997
Both ladies
are equally beautiful.
1053
01:11:46,127 --> 01:11:47,912
Desirable. FRANCO: Exquisite.
1054
01:11:48,042 --> 01:11:50,131
Available. FRANCO: One hopes.
1055
01:11:51,481 --> 01:11:52,482
Come in, darling.
1056
01:11:57,574 --> 01:11:58,923
Oh, it's you.
1057
01:12:02,927 --> 01:12:04,711
You were expecting
Charlie Harrison?
1058
01:12:04,842 --> 01:12:07,497
He is a movie star. Or Franco?
1059
01:12:07,627 --> 01:12:09,673
At least.
It's getting late.
1060
01:12:10,891 --> 01:12:12,240
You're honest.
1061
01:12:12,371 --> 01:12:14,721
Yes. And Fred isn't.
1062
01:12:14,852 --> 01:12:17,463
Running away with Angelica.
He's an idiot!
1063
01:12:17,594 --> 01:12:21,424
No, we're the idiots
trying to change him.
1064
01:12:21,554 --> 01:12:26,342
He is what he is.
That's why I married him.
That's why you want him.
1065
01:12:26,472 --> 01:12:27,908
Are you always so blunt?
1066
01:12:28,039 --> 01:12:29,345
Always.
1067
01:12:30,650 --> 01:12:33,436
I know Fred better than you do.
1068
01:12:33,566 --> 01:12:35,002
That's why I'm still his wife.
1069
01:12:35,133 --> 01:12:36,439
No offense.
1070
01:12:36,569 --> 01:12:39,006
The wife he's been
lying to all this time.
1071
01:12:39,137 --> 01:12:42,488
A man only lies to
a woman if he wants
to keep hold of her.
1072
01:12:42,619 --> 01:12:44,360
He lies to me.
1073
01:12:44,490 --> 01:12:46,362
He lies to me all the time.
1074
01:12:46,492 --> 01:12:48,233
Then he loves me, too.
1075
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:49,887
Of course he does.
1076
01:12:54,413 --> 01:12:57,198
Sometimes I worry
if he loves me.
1077
01:12:57,329 --> 01:12:59,592
I mean, really.
1078
01:12:59,723 --> 01:13:03,466
He loves you deeply.
Devotedly.
1079
01:13:03,596 --> 01:13:06,164
I'm his wife, I should know.
1080
01:13:06,294 --> 01:13:11,517
He loves you with every
atom of his being.
1081
01:13:11,648 --> 01:13:13,127
Are we talking about Fred?
1082
01:13:13,258 --> 01:13:14,433
Yes.
1083
01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,091
He loves you.
1084
01:13:23,268 --> 01:13:25,096
Also Liz,
1085
01:13:25,226 --> 01:13:27,228
Carolina, Estella,
1086
01:13:27,359 --> 01:13:29,840
Moira, Dorothy,
1087
01:13:29,970 --> 01:13:31,798
Ruth, Ingrid...
1088
01:13:35,933 --> 01:13:38,239
Perhaps we might decide by...
1089
01:13:38,370 --> 01:13:39,937
I feel I'm being crude.
1090
01:13:42,287 --> 01:13:44,724
You probably are,
but go ahead anyway.
1091
01:13:45,333 --> 01:13:47,814
By flipping a coin.
1092
01:13:47,945 --> 01:13:50,469
You're right. You are crude.
1093
01:13:51,470 --> 01:13:52,515
Heads.
1094
01:13:53,341 --> 01:13:55,256
Pardon?
1095
01:13:55,387 --> 01:13:57,041
As a guest in
your country, I have
the right of first call.
1096
01:13:57,171 --> 01:13:58,129
Oh.Heads.
1097
01:13:59,913 --> 01:14:02,525
I knew you couldn't
turn me down,
1098
01:14:02,655 --> 01:14:05,571
SignorDobbs. Darling.
1099
01:14:08,574 --> 01:14:10,184
Such rough legs, dearest.
1100
01:14:11,577 --> 01:14:13,187
I'll rub lotion on them.
1101
01:14:16,408 --> 01:14:19,106
Your arms could do with
a bit of a shave, too.
1102
01:14:26,287 --> 01:14:27,550
Two out of three.
1103
01:14:34,992 --> 01:14:37,037
Okay, okay.
Seven out of ten.
1104
01:14:46,873 --> 01:14:49,049
All right, all right,
17 outta 21.
1105
01:15:30,351 --> 01:15:33,746
If they smoked this
at the UN,
there'd be no more wars..
1106
01:15:49,457 --> 01:15:51,677
Darling,
it's 2:00.
1107
01:15:51,808 --> 01:15:54,245
Please, I'm still
recovering from 1:00.
1108
01:16:13,264 --> 01:16:16,049
This is
Cecil B. DeMillie,
our movie director.
1109
01:16:18,138 --> 01:16:20,401
Those guys their knees
are his assistants.
1110
01:16:24,536 --> 01:16:26,407
When he gives
an order in Italian,
1111
01:16:26,538 --> 01:16:28,975
they translate into
three languages.
1112
01:16:29,106 --> 01:16:31,717
Sort of walking subtitles.
1113
01:16:31,848 --> 01:16:34,807
That keeps it fair.
Nobody understands.
1114
01:16:39,246 --> 01:16:42,380
I can't sleep,
therefore we will
shoot in 15 minutes.
1115
01:16:42,510 --> 01:16:44,600
The, er, the ex-boyfriend?
1116
01:16:46,036 --> 01:16:48,212
Yes,
Cecil B. DeMille.
1117
01:16:48,342 --> 01:16:51,041
Wasn't there a great
director by that name?
1118
01:16:51,171 --> 01:16:53,739
Of course.
That's where he got it.
1119
01:16:53,870 --> 01:16:55,654
Oh, how stupid of me.
1120
01:17:00,354 --> 01:17:02,052
Oh, my dear.
1121
01:17:02,182 --> 01:17:03,401
Cecil.
1122
01:17:08,972 --> 01:17:10,103
Why isn't this man in makeup?
1123
01:17:22,594 --> 01:17:24,683
Privately, my dear,
I'm sorry we broke up.
1124
01:17:24,814 --> 01:17:26,511
Stay away from
my secretary, you maniac.
1125
01:17:34,258 --> 01:17:35,651
Don't speak again.
You are an extra.
1126
01:17:35,781 --> 01:17:37,740
I don't even think
1127
01:17:37,870 --> 01:17:40,656
the gorilla would
find me dashing.
1128
01:17:40,786 --> 01:17:42,658
Are you glad I won the toss?
1129
01:17:52,276 --> 01:17:55,061
What are you really
looking for, Millie?
1130
01:17:55,192 --> 01:17:58,586
Mr. Right. And when
I'm sure it's him,
it's he and me
1131
01:17:58,717 --> 01:18:01,111
into the sunset.
Fade out.
1132
01:18:01,241 --> 01:18:03,809
Please note I'm awfully
good at sunsets.
1133
01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:05,332
What are my chances?
1134
01:18:05,463 --> 01:18:06,682
Both good. Both?
1135
01:18:06,812 --> 01:18:08,684
If Charlie Harrison
doesn't get me,
1136
01:18:08,814 --> 01:18:10,163
Grant Granite could.
1137
01:18:18,519 --> 01:18:22,001
This is the first time
we've been away since
our honeymoon.
1138
01:18:22,132 --> 01:18:24,134
Are you certain that we're
doing the right thing?
1139
01:18:24,264 --> 01:18:25,918
Trust me.
1140
01:18:26,049 --> 01:18:29,661
If I didn't think it
was right, would
I suggest a double suicide?
1141
01:18:29,792 --> 01:18:31,794
Of course not.
1142
01:18:31,924 --> 01:18:33,273
We should have done
this years ago.
1143
01:18:33,404 --> 01:18:35,711
It's my fault.
I've been so busy.
1144
01:18:54,468 --> 01:18:57,384
You just got to
love a guy like me.
1145
01:19:05,218 --> 01:19:08,831
My angel. I'll see you
at breakfast, my darling.
1146
01:19:08,961 --> 01:19:11,790
But why, my love? ORNELLA: I have a headache,
my dearest.
1147
01:19:11,921 --> 01:19:13,923
I will massage
it for you, my sweet.
1148
01:19:14,053 --> 01:19:15,968
Somebody already is,
my treasure.
1149
01:19:17,230 --> 01:19:18,405
What can I say?
1150
01:19:18,536 --> 01:19:20,059
Try "goodnight."
1151
01:19:20,190 --> 01:19:21,191
Goodnight?
1152
01:19:21,321 --> 01:19:23,410
Goodnight.
1153
01:19:24,716 --> 01:19:27,719
Well, it's my own fault.
1154
01:19:27,850 --> 01:19:29,895
I should have told her
to save my place.
1155
01:19:30,026 --> 01:19:30,809
Bah!
1156
01:20:04,669 --> 01:20:07,193
Oh, bravo.
1157
01:20:08,586 --> 01:20:10,762
It's SignorDobbs.
1158
01:20:10,893 --> 01:20:12,546
Darling. Ooh.
1159
01:20:25,908 --> 01:20:27,910
I worry.
1160
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:31,217
This is the first time
that we've ever
left the children alone.
1161
01:20:31,348 --> 01:20:34,438
Sooner or later
they'll have to
face life without us.
1162
01:20:34,568 --> 01:20:36,744
In this case, sooner.
1163
01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:38,834
They're so innocent.
So young.
1164
01:20:39,922 --> 01:20:41,706
True.
1165
01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:44,274
Eva's only 20
and little Adolph
is only 15.
1166
01:20:44,404 --> 01:20:46,406
Exactly.
1167
01:20:46,537 --> 01:20:48,931
I feel uneasy about
the way you locked
them into their rooms.
1168
01:20:49,061 --> 01:20:52,760
We must be firm.
They're too big to sleep
together any longer.
1169
01:20:52,891 --> 01:20:55,415
Oh, I know,
but my little Adolph.
1170
01:20:55,546 --> 01:20:58,723
I mean, how is he
going to feed himself
if he's locked in?
1171
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:01,334
Just like usual.
Eva will break down the door,
1172
01:21:01,465 --> 01:21:03,510
carry him downstairs,
strap him to his highchair
1173
01:21:03,641 --> 01:21:05,991
and force feed him,
just like you do.
1174
01:21:06,122 --> 01:21:08,124
It's different.
I'm his mother.
1175
01:21:08,254 --> 01:21:10,126
I just hope I'm his father.
1176
01:21:10,256 --> 01:21:11,301
So do I.
1177
01:21:52,124 --> 01:21:54,997
Rome wasn't
made in a day.
1178
01:21:55,127 --> 01:21:57,042
But these spaghetti
westerns are.
1179
01:22:00,437 --> 01:22:01,568
Action!
1180
01:22:12,884 --> 01:22:13,841
Go, go.
1181
01:22:24,591 --> 01:22:29,205
I can't imagine
Dobbs spending
the night out-of-doors.
1182
01:22:29,335 --> 01:22:33,818
Didn't you tell me that
he was even allergic
to artificial flowers?
1183
01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:36,081
Angelica is very
persuasive when
she makes up her...
1184
01:22:36,212 --> 01:22:37,865
Body.
1185
01:22:37,996 --> 01:22:41,086
I was going to say
mind, but you're
probably right.
1186
01:23:35,836 --> 01:23:36,663
Where?
1187
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:40,754
Well?
1188
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,846
Fred!
1189
01:24:30,195 --> 01:24:31,588
C. Dobbs?
1190
01:25:02,836 --> 01:25:04,621
You think of everything.
1191
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:20,158
This is Charlie Harrison.
1192
01:25:20,289 --> 01:25:22,639
Hi.You look like
Grant Granite to me.
1193
01:25:22,769 --> 01:25:24,380
Thank you, my dear.
1194
01:25:24,510 --> 01:25:26,338
Dobbs, I'm an admirer
of your work.
1195
01:25:26,469 --> 01:25:28,906
Personal as well
as professional.
1196
01:25:29,036 --> 01:25:30,647
I'd like to buy the
screen rights to your
new play.
1197
01:25:37,393 --> 01:25:40,047
Now then, this may seem
a little hard-hearted
1198
01:25:40,178 --> 01:25:44,530
but I have a lot to
gain from you and
Millie here fighting.
1199
01:25:44,661 --> 01:25:47,403
Sorry to disappoint you,
but we're not going to fight.
1200
01:25:47,533 --> 01:25:49,100
Oh, no?
1201
01:25:49,231 --> 01:25:51,407
Try this for size.
1202
01:25:51,537 --> 01:25:54,845
How are you going
to explain your,
uh, secretary?
1203
01:25:54,975 --> 01:25:57,152
And all this to Millie.
1204
01:25:57,282 --> 01:25:59,458
Oh, we never fight.Exactly.
1205
01:25:59,589 --> 01:26:01,330
And not that it's any of
your business but I was
going to tell her the truth.
1206
01:26:01,460 --> 01:26:03,897
The truth? Mmm.
1207
01:26:04,028 --> 01:26:05,595
You'd no longer lie to me?
1208
01:26:12,471 --> 01:26:14,560
You mean you want me
to lie to you?
1209
01:26:14,691 --> 01:26:16,040
Of course.
1210
01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:18,085
Then I'd know you still cared.
1211
01:26:18,216 --> 01:26:19,696
Perfect. Perfect.
1212
01:26:19,826 --> 01:26:22,916
I've got a nasty feeling
this is it.
1213
01:26:23,047 --> 01:26:25,484
Fred C. Dobbs,
hear me good.
1214
01:26:25,615 --> 01:26:28,183
I'm going to Rome
and when you get back I
1215
01:26:29,923 --> 01:26:31,360
won't be there.
1216
01:26:43,415 --> 01:26:46,592
John Wilkes Booth,
also an actor.
1217
01:26:54,948 --> 01:26:56,472
Hold my hand.
1218
01:26:58,909 --> 01:27:02,391
Forever, from here to eternity,
1219
01:27:35,467 --> 01:27:36,512
No!
1220
01:27:42,561 --> 01:27:46,609
Oh, perfidy!
Oh, treachery.
Oh, disappointment.
1221
01:28:12,896 --> 01:28:14,419
Oh. Oh.
1222
01:28:49,498 --> 01:28:51,238
Get rid of that blonde.
1223
01:28:51,369 --> 01:28:53,458
How does she know I'm a blonde?
1224
01:28:53,589 --> 01:28:54,981
Where did I go wrong?
1225
01:28:55,939 --> 01:28:57,680
You gland!
1226
01:28:57,810 --> 01:28:59,769
I'd stop smoking if I was you.
1227
01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:35,631
All this over me?
1228
01:29:53,910 --> 01:29:55,215
I call the police!
1229
01:29:56,869 --> 01:29:59,219
It's a nightmare.
I'll wake up.
1230
01:29:59,350 --> 01:30:01,396
My clothes will be on
and it will all go away.
1231
01:30:01,526 --> 01:30:03,441
Police! Police!
1232
01:30:10,709 --> 01:30:12,145
Come on!
1233
01:30:13,277 --> 01:30:14,670
Ooh!
1234
01:30:53,012 --> 01:30:54,623
Giddup.
1235
01:31:19,952 --> 01:31:20,953
Go on!
1236
01:31:22,825 --> 01:31:23,695
Ooh!
1237
01:31:26,132 --> 01:31:27,656
Here!
1238
01:31:30,441 --> 01:31:31,703
Hang on!
1239
01:32:04,693 --> 01:32:06,738
Bring back my stagecoach.
1240
01:32:06,869 --> 01:32:08,827
You're damn right, we will!
1241
01:32:54,351 --> 01:32:57,180
Just don't have
this kind of fun in... Alabama?
1242
01:32:57,310 --> 01:32:58,529
Right.
1243
01:33:00,792 --> 01:33:04,579
We're Baptists back home.
I sure like these
Catholic countries
1244
01:33:36,523 --> 01:33:37,786
It's them!
1245
01:33:39,004 --> 01:33:39,701
Here.
1246
01:33:55,717 --> 01:33:56,848
Excuse me.
1247
01:35:57,099 --> 01:35:58,448
Fred?
1248
01:35:58,578 --> 01:36:01,407
Hey, what the hell
do you think
this is, a library?
1249
01:36:01,538 --> 01:36:04,454
No sleeping here. Oh, no sleeping in here,
no sleeping at home.
1250
01:36:04,584 --> 01:36:06,456
Ah, nightmares again, eh?
1251
01:36:06,586 --> 01:36:08,414
What again? Still!
1252
01:36:08,545 --> 01:36:10,155
That dammed gorilla.
1253
01:36:10,286 --> 01:36:12,810
Must you forever
trouble me with
your sleazy fantasies?
1254
01:36:12,941 --> 01:36:15,770
We were talking
about that fateful
weekend at Castelli.
1255
01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:18,424
Oh, Castelli.
1256
01:36:22,559 --> 01:36:25,518
You know, that happened
almost a year ago,
1257
01:36:25,649 --> 01:36:27,085
but it seems like yesterday.
1258
01:36:27,216 --> 01:36:29,784
Whatever became of
all those loonies? Hmm?
1259
01:36:29,914 --> 01:36:32,917
Oh, my ex-wife married
Grant Granite.
1260
01:36:33,048 --> 01:36:35,790
She'd never acted before,
so she became the biggest
star in Hollywood.
1261
01:37:06,821 --> 01:37:10,128
Those were real bullets.
Now Millie owns
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.
1262
01:37:17,657 --> 01:37:20,704
And whatever happened
to that motorcycle hick? Hesther?
1263
01:37:20,835 --> 01:37:23,011
She went home
and was elected
governor of Alabama.
1264
01:37:23,141 --> 01:37:26,536
I solemnly swear
1265
01:37:26,666 --> 01:37:30,540
to uphold the Constitution
of this here State.
1266
01:37:30,670 --> 01:37:32,803
Yeah!
1267
01:37:32,934 --> 01:37:35,066
And your ex-mistress,
what was her name?
1268
01:37:35,197 --> 01:37:36,589
Ornella Piacentini.
1269
01:37:36,720 --> 01:37:37,852
Aah!
1270
01:37:37,982 --> 01:37:39,505
She decided to lead
a more quiet life.
1271
01:37:40,855 --> 01:37:42,552
And so did Franco.
1272
01:37:46,817 --> 01:37:50,386
And what about that
little chiropodist,
Dr. Ponti?
1273
01:37:50,516 --> 01:37:52,692
Doing three to five.
1274
01:37:52,823 --> 01:37:55,521
Got caught treating
an old sea captain
for athlete's foot.
1275
01:37:55,652 --> 01:37:58,046
So? On a wooden leg?
1276
01:37:58,176 --> 01:38:01,310
Doctor!
1277
01:38:01,440 --> 01:38:05,488
She's... Still with me,
just like you.
1278
01:38:05,618 --> 01:38:07,882
Oh, but I'm not.Oh.
1279
01:38:08,012 --> 01:38:11,189
I'm destroying
your whole lousy fleet.
1280
01:38:15,019 --> 01:38:17,369
No more treatments.
1281
01:38:17,500 --> 01:38:19,197
No more pain.
1282
01:38:19,981 --> 01:38:21,852
It's you
1283
01:38:21,983 --> 01:38:23,419
who's been causing
those nightmares.
1284
01:38:23,549 --> 01:38:25,116
Me?
1285
01:38:25,247 --> 01:38:27,684
You're out of your crazy head.
It's your gorilla.
1286
01:38:27,814 --> 01:38:30,034
Gorilla? There
is no such thing
as that gorilla.
1287
01:38:30,861 --> 01:38:32,210
It's an hallucination.
1288
01:38:34,691 --> 01:38:35,822
Sheer fantasy.
1289
01:38:38,303 --> 01:38:39,304
Milton?
1290
01:38:39,435 --> 01:38:42,220
I love you.
1291
01:38:51,534 --> 01:38:53,971
How can you expect Fred
to return your love
1292
01:38:54,102 --> 01:38:56,060
when you're losing your hair?
1293
01:38:56,669 --> 01:38:58,106
Eh?
1294
01:38:58,236 --> 01:39:00,412
Well, Fred, it's you and I.
1295
01:39:00,543 --> 01:39:02,371
Happily ever after.
1296
01:39:02,501 --> 01:39:04,939
I doubt it, but we'll
give it a try.
1297
01:39:05,069 --> 01:39:06,418
That we will.
1298
01:39:28,788 --> 01:39:30,616
♪ So, groove into it ♪
1299
01:39:30,747 --> 01:39:32,227
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1300
01:39:32,357 --> 01:39:35,186
♪ Be free, just groove into it ♪
1301
01:39:36,274 --> 01:39:38,450
♪ Come on, move into it ♪
1302
01:39:38,581 --> 01:39:39,582
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1303
01:39:39,712 --> 01:39:43,673
♪ You'll see you'll
groove into it ♪
1304
01:39:43,803 --> 01:39:48,504
♪ Come on and move and groove
and move and groove and move ♪
1305
01:39:50,723 --> 01:39:52,464
♪ I wanna groove ♪
1306
01:39:56,773 --> 01:39:58,079
♪ Yeah ♪
1307
01:39:58,209 --> 01:39:59,123
♪ Pussycat ♪
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