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You excited?

More like nervous.

It's going to be an adventure. You don't need to be nervous.

I mean, yeah, the trip's going to be really fun, but flying's scary as hell.

don't know how you do it for a living.

Oh, it's not that bad.

God, I've been doing it for so long.

Well, what part are you nervous about?

I mean, at this point, all of it. I've just, I've never flown before. So the

whole... Mechanics or, like... Yeah, being in the air, like, 30 ,000 feet up,

turbulence, like... Yeah.

I mean, I guess I can see that being intimidating. I'm thinking, what did I

the first time I flew? It was so long ago.

I started as a flight attendant.

God, it was before I married your father.

Oh, my gosh.

What if I just give you my professional little talk that I do? Like my spiel.

Your spiel? My spiel.

If you think it would help.

I think it's worth a shot.

Yeah?

Okay. Okay. All right.

There's stuff we're supposed to say.

How do I do it?

You know what?

Stepmommy is going to go slip into her uniform.

Okay?

Okay. It's going to be fun. Okay, you stay right here.

I'll be right back. Okay?

Okay. You'll be good.

I think it shrunk, or maybe I got bigger. I don't know.

Looks great.

Do you think so? I feel like it's whatever. It doesn't matter. It's just

you.

Okay, so when you first get on the plane, they're going to tell you, you

hi, thank you for flying whatever airline, and they're going to tell you

sure that your tray table is up. That's like the little table that comes down

from the seat in front of you. You're going to put that up, and there's a

doohickey. You're going to walk it in place.

And it's not going anywhere. It's not going to like cause any problems.

And if there's any turbulence or anything, they'll also tell you to put

And then they're going to explain to you how your seatbelt works. It's just like

one of those like clicky ones, you know, just like slides right in like that.

Click.

Totally fine.

And then you're going to tighten it to make sure that it's like fitted, like

snug across your lap. You know, like you want it like right here.

Okay. You don't want it like flopping all over the place.

right against you okay okay okay good and then they're going to explain other

safety features um oh so the um there's there's like a mask in the ceiling over

you and if anything goes wrong which it won't if anything goes wrong that's

gonna like drop down and then you're just gonna like put it on your face

here it's like a yellow it's like a cup and so you're gonna put that on your

face and you're again gonna like Tighten it so that it's like right tight on

your face right here. You need it to be snug so that it's not getting out right.

It's just going to go right in your face.

Are you ready for your flight?

Yeah, I think so.

You think so?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, wow.

You are right at the gate, aren't you?

Sweetie.

Oh, my gosh. You really are excited to fly, aren't you?

Yeah. You are?

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Oh baby, look at that.

It's so pretty.

So gorgeous.

There's a lot of that.

Yeah, you know.

You've been informed.

It just keeps going.

Normally it's like this, but now it's like that.

oh it's fucking pretty oh it's pretty look at it fucking blushing at the tip

like that

You want to do the top?

You want to do the buttons?

Yeah?

Wait.

Wait. Yeah?

Oh, God. That feels so good.

It looks so good.

It looks so good. You have a beautiful neck.

It's really fucking pretty.

I mean, fuck.

Pull that shirt off. I don't want it to get messy.

What are you doing?

Oh my god, fuck, that's wrong, fuck.

Oh my god, oh my god, man.

Oh my god, yeah.

Your freaking lips.

Oh my god.

You can't touch it.

Oh, Friday, play with me while you fuck me. Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Fuck. Oh, fuck, baby, this is so good. Sweetheart.

Mommy's pussy feels so good.

Oh my God, you're making Mommy's pussy feel so fucking nice.

Whoa!

It's so fucking good baby.

It's so good.

It's so good.

Jesus fucking Christ it's long.

God it's fucking long.

That big hug.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Can you do it all over Mommy's face?

Yeah. Mommy's titties, yeah?

Can you come all over Mommy's body?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Come here.

Can you show me? Can you show me?

It's fucking beautiful and it's so fucking pretty

Oh, yeah. Oh, my

gosh.

Oh, my God.

That's more than three ounces of liquid.

Sorry. Sorry.

That was really funny.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You're going to do just fine, baby.

You're going to do just fine on the plane.

Yeah?

I feel a lot less rested.

Good.

Excellent.

I'm glad I could help.