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Is this what the rest of our life is going to be like?

What do you mean?

You know what I mean, Paul.

Awkward silences, barely spending any time together.

I mean, we're practically strangers.

Well, life happens.

We can't exactly be kids.

You have your job. My job pays for all of this. Okay, I wasn't criticizing.

I just feel like you resent me.

I didn't realize you felt that way.

When's the last time we made love?

We've just been busy. I mean, we can schedule some time.

I don't want to schedule time.

I want to fuck.

I want to live.

Yeah, me too. Me too. But how?

Well, Lucy from work told me about this place.

It's kind of like a retreat.

Oh, God. It's like one of those California hippy -dippy tantric things.

Well, she told me that it actually changed her relationship with her

the better.

I've honestly never seen her happier.

Yes,

this is she.

Now reposition so you're facing each other.

Hold each other's hands.

Look into each other's eyes.

Good.

Now imagine how you felt the first time you fell in love with this person.

special. Think of how that feeling made you feel more open than ever, like you

could pour yourself into them.

From this day on, you will let your body guide you. Don't think.

Your body will tell you what you need.

That was amazing.

And now we have to go back to the real world, huh?

Yes.

I know.

I mean, we can't just go live on a commune.

We have to go back to work, get back into our routine, but...

We can embrace what we learned.

Pleasure and opportunity.

I like the sound of that.

I do have to go to work.

Already?

Call in sick.

You know I can't.

Why?

We're going to Atlanta for the week.

Fuck.

Don't worry.

I'll come back all sexually frustrated.

Hot and steamy.

And then I'll fuck your brains out.

Promise?

Morning, babe.

What are you doing home so early?

You're not supposed to be back until next week.

Um, I needed to come home early.

I need to tell you something.

Uh, sounds serious.

You okay?

Are you hurt at all?

No.

Well, things got a little crazy last night.

You remember Mark?

Mark from the Christmas party, Mark?

Yeah.

Um, I don't really know how to... How to say this?

Um... We

hooked up.

Paul?

Oh.

Are you mad?

Of course you're mad.

I fucked up.

I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking sorry.

You know, I got the first plane I could back, and I told my boss, like, I'm...

What did you say?

His cock, Julia, was bigger than mine.

Yeah. No.

No, Paul.

I mean, it was different.

I don't know why the size of his cock even matters.

I will never do this again.

Because you love me.

Yes.

You do.

You love me. Yes, of course.

But you fucked an eye man.

It's my head.

It's so mixed up.

Ever since we saw that guru, I mean, she told me, you know, let your

body guide you.

Try not to think.

She did say that, didn't she?

So it's just all her fault then?

No. No, not at all.

Paul.

Are we going to be okay?

Is that what you want?

Yeah.

Well, I want honesty.

So I'm going to ask.

And don't lie to me.

Did he come inside of you?

I can't. I have to leave for a second. Stop.

Did he come inside of you?

Yes, he did.

And you enjoyed it?

Yes, I did. But I didn't think about what would happen to us until

I will do anything to make this right.

Anything.

That's what I'll do.

Swear it?

I swear.

Take off your panties.

What?

Take off your...

Panties. I want

you to touch yourself.

Do it again.

I swear I will never betray you again, Paul.

Go back to the convention.

And do it again.

I don't care with who.

But I do want you to take pictures.

What are you even saying right now, Paul?

Listen, I'm angry.

But I also want to just throw you on the bed and fuck you right now.

Make love to me, Paul.

You shouldn't have kept it a secret.

That's the only betrayal that I feel.

I know I should have called you before, but... I was just going with the flow.

Listen, don't worry about it.

We're on a whole new journey now. We can't stop and overthink about it.

Yeah, but...

Even when I was younger, I just never let go like that before, you know?

Watching you explore your sexuality, exploring your new limits...

It has me hard, babe.

It does?

Is it weird that I wanted to come home and tell you all about it?

Not weird at all.

Did he make you come?

He gave me goosebumps.

He made those little hairs in the back of my neck stand up.

Yes, he made me come.

I haven't came like that in such a long time.

So, what was it about it?

The novelty.

Maybe because it was someone new.

I think it's the whole meditation.

The entire thing.

It just feels like I'm experiencing a whole new world for the first time, you

know?

I know exactly what you mean.

I want you to fuck me like an animal.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

A spider.

Oh, please.

Oh, yes.

That's nice.

That was the last time I sucked your dick.

We will cut it.

is watering so much.

I almost forgot what that was like.

Oh,

yeah.

You didn't know about that, did you?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. I'm going to cut it. Uh -huh.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Holy fuck.

Just wanted to get us started.

I'm into the bend over and fucking doggy.

Just fucking push my face down.

Please put it in me, babe.

Oh,

that's

what I fucking want.

Thank you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

So did you.

Just as well as the girl fucking thing.

He's fucking my little bitch.

Yeah, you want to play with me?

Is it hot my pussies?

It's so fucking hot.

Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm.

Yeah.

You just got

wetter a bit, didn't you?

Oh, yes.

It's been so long.

Yeah, just wrapping them around you.

You're busy, exactly.

How did it work, my dear?

I feel so good in between now.

Fuck me.

Right there, baby.

Oh, my God.

I don't know

Oh, fuck it.

Oh my

god, you haven't

fucked me like this in years.

Fuck,

you got my legs shaking.

It's there. Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Your dick is so fucking hard.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh my god, I just wanna feel it.

I wanna make it come.

Fuck yes, you're going to come all over me.

Yes, you are.

Yeah, I want it. I want it.

I can feel it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fucking come all over me.

Oh, yeah.

take you right here.

I don't think Vance or Christina would appreciate that.

Honey, they're not of the type you think.

You're right. They're much worse.

Give him a chance.

Alright. Open -mindedness.

They're here.

That was good.

But really, Julia, isn't this some fad -like thing?

Isn't it? What is that thing, Vance? What is it called?

Oh, the Kabbalah. Yes, Kabbalah. Well, Kabbalah isn't a fad, and

neither is this. It was actually a really magical experience.

Yeah, I mean, I was skeptical at first, and then something just clicked.

Okay, so you guys talk about all this openness and opportunity.

What's it about?

Can I tell them?

Well, for example, I fucked Mark.

What? You're terrible, Julia.

I guess.

And you're okay with this?

I encouraged him.

I just realized that I was so closed off to pleasure

and openness.

Paul and I decided to be completely honest and we want to take this journey

together.

This isn't crazy, Julia. You're married.

Tons of people who are married fuck other people on the side. We're just

about it.

Okay. So you guys are going to make this some, like, spiritual thing?

You sound... Granged?

I guess so. So be it.

Listen, it's perfectly normal in the animal kingdom.

We are human beings. That doesn't make us plant.

I'm not trying to offend anybody.

Look,

guys.

We just wanted to share what we experienced with you.

And you're really okay with this?

I've never been happier.

I mean, I guess I can see it being exciting. You know, she tells you

Everything.

Well, you guys have always been our craziest friends.

And Christina, you've never been curious about your own sexuality?

I'm very happy with the man that I married.

He's my soulmate. Oh, he's mine.

Another time?

So, Julia, you must really like working your job, being around all those men.

I mean, I have to work. This house doesn't really pay for itself.

Doesn't infidelity in the marriage seem a little bit, um, hypocritical?

Mm -mm.

Well, Julia, you do pay the bills, so I hope this new lifestyle for you isn't

going to get in the way of your job.

I mean, it could, but actually, Paul and I were thinking of maybe selling.

Going out to the countryside.

Maybe even some chicken.

You really are wild.

Are you jealous?

Well, anyways, Mark and I are going to have another wonderful weekend, and I,

for one, am not going to rule out another role in the hay.

It's getting late.

I'll let Christina finish her drink.

Oh, I'm tired.

Well, you guys are more than welcome to stay here. We do.

I have to roam in it. No, it's a long drive back.

No, I'd like to sleep in my own bed.

Well, thanks for the lead.

Yeah,

it really was wonderful.

Thank you so much. And you must send me that recipe later, okay? Oh, yeah, of

course.

Time to meet you guys at home?

Do you think it's true?

Hmm.

Paul being okay with Julia having an affair?

Well, they seem happy.

But how?

How can they be happy?

I don't know. They've always been a bit... Decentric?

We're not like them, sweetie.

Thank God.

It's almost 2 a .m.

I love you.

Love you, too.

Babe, are you awake?

Okay, boss. I'm going to go to the paper, and I'll be back in a bit.

your sense band.

I'm getting close, baby.

Oh,

fuck.

There's something I wanted to ask you.

Alright, what's up?

I've been thinking.

I'm glad you're not going to ask me to bury another body, are you?

It's almost as bad.

At the dinner last night, it got me thinking.

About?

It's kind of hard to say.

friends forever. You know, you can tell me anything.

Last year, I almost had an affair.

But you didn't.

It was like an emotional affair.

It was with a girl from work, but I cut things off before anything really

happened. But gosh, if you only knew just...

How bad I wanted her.

Okay. You did the right thing.

Yeah, but the problem is that I just feel so guilty that I haven't been

up with Christina.

I kind of feel like I betrayed her.

Well, you need to confess to her what happened.

And more importantly, what didn't happen.

I mean, you can't be stringing her along. She's...

Gotta feel like she did something wrong.

You're right. It's just... How do you just stay so, you know, level -headed

through all this?

Oh, you told me a couple months ago that I'd be okay about hearing, you know,

Julia rail other guys. And I'd be okay with that?

I'd call you crazy.

So what changed?

Honestly, the retreat.

Totally just changed my perspective.

So when Julia told me about hooking up with Mark, I just wasn't as close off as

I thought I would have been.

And I have to just listen to my heart.

Kind of found it hot, actually.

Really?

I'm imagining her bent over getting railed, and all the other guys that find

so hot, they're trying to hook up with her.

I'm the one that she comes home to.

Who wouldn't be?

Huh.

Never really thought about it like that.

Yeah.

I mean, thinking about it right now, it has me kind of getting a little choked.

You're a pig.

Yeah.

I know.

You see my wife.

I just feel like he's not attracted to me anymore.

Stop.

I even started working out again. I'm wearing his favorite clothes.

You're gorgeous. There's no way that's a problem.

He started wearing cologne again.

And he's never worn cologne before.

And he also knows that I don't like it when men wear cologne.

Come on, Christina.

It's just cologne.

Then why won't he fuck me?

Look. Men are like the moon. They go through phases, but it's not fair that

not communicating with you. You do not deserve that.

What if I do?

You need a man who will appreciate you.

I don't want a divorce.

I'm not saying get a divorce.

I'm saying...

Maybe find a guy on the side?

I'm not that kind of woman.

Look, babe, no one is that type of person, but we all have our limits.

So is that how you're all about your openness and honesty?

Yeah, I am. It just doesn't seem like he's being very open and honest with you

now, is he?

No.

I just wish we could go back to the way that things were when they were simpler.

Well, I'll let you on on a little something.

I met this guy at the gym and he gave me his number.

He is well endowed and has a reputation of helping lonely housewives.

I don't know about that. I don't want to be a cherry case.

Stop it. You are going to love him. He is going to treat you like a princess.

He's charming and smart.

One look at you and it is going to make his entire year.

Just take the number. You don't have to do anything with it.

It was good.

Julia and I, we had a really nice talk.

Oh, looks like it did you some good.

It did, I think.

My beautiful wife, look at you.

What is this?

Julia and I went shopping.

Do you like it? I love it.

Do you love me?

Of course, always.

I mean, I mean, my best.

Don't talk, you're so big it's making me tear up

What?

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Yes. Please, please touch me. Please touch me, baby.

Oh my god. I have no idea how good that fucking feels.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Bye.

Please, just fucking lay into me like that.

Yeah.

Please.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I don't want to come in your car, baby. Please put it in my car.

Please put it.

Please put it in my car.

It's so good.

Fuck.

Here, put me up like that.

Oh my god.

Yeah, keep fucking me, please.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, please.

Oh my god.

I feel so...

Oh my god.

Holy shit, that's so good.

Holy blood.

Okay, good.

It's right there.

Please don't stop bugging me.

Please don't stop. Stop my bugging here.

I miss that.

Me too.

I love you, baby.

More than you know.

I know.

I'm going to try to get some sleep, okay?

Don't be such a baby.

I don't want to, Christina.

But I thought... I gotta get ready for work.

Are you mad?

It's just... I got a lot of stuff I gotta do, Christina.

Doesn't this feel wonderful?

Yes.

Did you end up calling that trainer?

I did, but I... But what?

When he answered, I just immediately hung up. I got too scared.

Oh, sweetheart.

Honestly, though, it was enough.

It was really exciting.

Oh, did you and Vance?

Yeah, we did. I mean, we haven't had sex like that in years.

Honestly, ever.

That's amazing.

Yeah, except the next day was like it was more closed off than ever.

Oh.

Well, it's not too late to call that trainer.

And you only get that with people that you know and love.

Well, I think you'll find that there's actually a lot of people who have a lot

of love to give and are open.

They just want to get to know you.

I don't want to have sex with strangers.

Well, I'm sure there's plenty of guys in your life already that would love to

make love to you. I don't know about that.

Christina, you are a knockout.

I wish you could see that.

I really appreciate you listening.

I really do.

And that's what friends are for.

Hi, babe.

So, it hit me.

I think we should teach them what we learned.

What? Meditation?

I mean, I tried that. It didn't really take.

Okay, so what then?

Openness. Pleasure.

So, like, swinging.

Swinging has a bad rep.

But does it really?

I mean, it's kind of a little weird.

Dan and Christina are a bit more conservative than we are.

That's why we need to teach them.

Babe, when I'm telling you that Christina needs to get fucked, I mean

Can you have a crush on her?

Maybe.

Well, I guess Vance is kind of hot.

I don't know. I guess I've thought about what he might be like in bed.

But... What if it doesn't work?

Then we just pretend it never happened.

I think it might be a bit too much for them.

Babe, it is a fun, safe activity.

I still think it might be too much for them.

Well, can you let me try at least?

Okay. I trust you.

Well, um, we wanted to invite you guys here tonight to make a little proposal.

Uh, Paul and I were thinking, what if, what if we did a swap?

A swap?

Oh, like swinging?

I mean, I guess you could call it that.

Julia, why?

I thought it would be a good idea.

Like a fun couples activity.

Are you making fun of us? Of me?

Oh, my God, Christina.

Of course not. I thought you would like this.

Did you?

Really?

You guys are taking this hippie shit way too far.

Don't go, don't go.

You guys never leave this. I got it, I got it. Don't worry about it. You should

go finish your drink.

Please, it'll make me happy.

And you know how Julie gets. She gets these ideas in her head and she just

the help.

Come on, you know she loves you.

You two go back to when you were like little itty bitty ones.

Look, I know she means well, but I just was not expecting that.

Okay, just stay and I'll keep her in check.

No offense, but... She's the one who wears the pants in your guys'

You... I... Okay, you're not wrong.

But... I promise... I'll keep her at bay.

You know that she loves you and she just doesn't want to see you hurt.

Fine. I'll tell Vance. We'll stay.

So, um, Christina and I talked, and they're going to say, but Julia's

is off the table.

Well, that doesn't mean we can't have some fun, right?

Yeah.

Computer,

play some funky jams.

But this time...

Oh, here we go. Come on, Christina.

Oh, yes.

Girl!

I think it's their turn.

Oh, yeah.

Let's go.

Get on up.

Paul, get up. Get up, Paul, man. Get up. Come on.

Get your wipes here. Come on.

Oh, yes. Come on. This is how you build a party.

Babe, do this for me. Come on. Come here.

Come on, really?

Put your back into it. Come on.

Should I show them some moves?

They make a beautiful couple, huh?

You think?

Are you jealous?

I just want Christina to be happy.

Okay, that's enough.

Sorry.

As an ex, I didn't mean to... It's just, I just don't know how I feel.

Okay, baby, we're stopping.

I want you to be happy.

I am happy.

You know, like, I told you, like, the meditation... Patience is very, very,

very, very, very powerful.

And once you just open that door, you can walk through any door.

And any door that's in a room with no window, you can literally get out.

And that's something that is so important in every relationship.

Should we go swap out waters for everybody?

What they do, what they put in that oil, but, like, once it touches your skin,

it just, like, breathes, and it just, like, oh.

Nice.

So, do you mind if we finish where we started?

I've been wanting to do that for years.

Really? Yeah.

Julie's been giving me shit forever for it.

I'm gonna shut it back.

Okay.

Ow.

Sorry.

No, it's okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah, let's try this.

And like Julia said, if it doesn't work out, then we can just pretend like it

never happened.

Are you sure this is what you want?

I do.

I'm sorry if I hurt you.

Love you.

Well, Christina's full of surprises.

Yes, she is.

You know, she's actually been really hurt by your lack of intimacy.

She told you that?

Yeah, she did.

It's like I feel bad, but I just can't see her be anything other than a perfect

little angel.

You have a bit of a Madonna whore complex.

Uh, I guess.

Does that make me a whore?

Of course not.

Well, you need to stop seeing her as this little angel, this perfect little

creature. It's not fair to her, and it's not really fair to you guys'

relationship.

Yeah, I'm starting to realize that more and more.

Besides, she's crazy about you.

I'm crazy about her.

Besides, if they're over there doing what we're doing here, it doesn't really

make her a little virgin now, does it?

Yeah, you're right.

How does it make you feel?

Like there's this burning sensation in my chest.

Jealousy?

Maybe.

I don't know. It's just... I just want her to be happy and to not worry about

all the little troubles in her life.

Oh.

She will.

Oh my gosh, your dick is magical.

I have to get out of these clothes.

Take a breath.

I can't do this for so long.

um um

I don't know what happened.

Oh, my God.

Oh, stay right there.

Yes.

Oh my

god.

I can't wait any longer to answer.

That whole thing is in me.

Fucking pardon me.

So good. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, you found my spot.

Right there.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Yeah.

Oh, these balls popping against me. Oh, my fucking God. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh god.

It's so fucking sexy when you take one of them out of me.

Oh yeah.

Oh,

I'm so sensitive.

Oh my God.

Oh, yeah.

fast learner, aren't you, man?

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh my god, just fuck me hard like that.

Did you do something wrong?

Is everything okay?

Yes. I mean, no.

You and Vance, you guys treat me like I'm some ice sculpture that might break

something.

Well, I didn't mean to.

I'm a grown woman.

And I have desires.

I like sex.

And I don't want to be fucked.

So sexy.

And you're so eloquent.

Well, I can recite poetry if you prefer.

What do you want to do to me?

Well, for one, I want to taste you.

I want to see your nipples harden.

They already are.

Oh, look at that.

get a good section.

Oh, God.

Oh.

All right.

Please.

There you go.

I'm not so delicate now.

No.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

I love when you take it in and out like that.

Oh, my God.

So fucking good.

Fuck, that's so good.

Yeah. All right, cheers, all right, cheers.

Yeah.

I feel my pussy sweating. I can't go to the bathroom.

Mm -hmm.

That's it.

Yeah.

Oh, I fucking love it.

Yes.

I fucking deserve it. I fucking want you to meet me. Yeah.

Oh my God.

Yes.

I

can't

get up.

I can't believe this. I'm so proud.

Ugh.

Thank you.

As far as you fucking can. Yeah.

Yeah.

That was incredible.

Oh, yeah.

Quite the party.

I have to say, Vance has never fucked me like that or came all over me before.

Well, that's a shame.

He's never even gotten to see me do this.

Good morning.

Well, I guess we all had an amazing night.

Babe.

Babe.

Glad to see that you guys have rekindled things.

Did you want me to get you a cab home?

It's okay. I think I want to drive.

Well then, see you next Saturday?

Sounds like a plan.

7 p .m.? Perfect.

See you then.

Thank you.