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So, you would be surprised how popular organ music is right now. It has just

been the hottest trend. So we only get the organist, what days do we have them

right now?

Oh, I guess we have them Thursday, and then sometimes we'll come and do karaoke

on Saturday. You have not seen karaoke, so you can't see the organ.

But when you're working here, it's really easy to remember what our

We make it easy for our new baristas. Okay. That's perfect.

Yeah. So, open mics, poetry slams, whatever. Just normal coffee shop stuff.

Okay.

You probably won't be out here very often.

When you're starting, I'm going to have you training with one of our more

experienced baristas. You might be wiping some tables out here grabbing

cups. But the great thing about working in a coffee shop is it's...

There's no table service.

There's no big platters to carry.

Okay. Yeah, it's really easy. It's fun. I'm so excited.

Me too.

Yeah, I've been, gosh, how long have I owned this store?

I mean, this is where I met your father.

I guess I've been here for about 10 years now.

And now it's take your stepdaughter to work day. I'm so happy.

Yeah, I'm just so grateful for this opportunity to be able to, you know,

it out and try working somewhere before I go off to college next year.

I'm just so happy I can give you this opportunity.

I never had to take your daughter to work day, but I've got to take your

stepdaughter to work day.

That's right.

And, you know, being a barista is just one of those jobs.

Always get work doing it.

Yeah, that's true. Anywhere it goes.

You'll be able to get an extra job when you're at college, help pay for books,

all that stuff.

Yeah. And honestly, the coffee part isn't that hard.

No, no. And I'm like pretty familiar with like coffee and, you know, I see

of it on Insta. So I'm like, I'm familiar.

I get it. I'm happy to be here. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to have you trade with

Eduardo. He is.

A master barista. He's actually competed in Colorado.

Oh, wow.

So he'll teach you all that stuff.

But if you already know coffee, it's really easy.

But the most important thing to teach you is earning tips.

How do you go about earning tips?

Oh, that's easy.

It's just, I just can't believe how grown up you are.

Here you are. You're going to be working this summer in my coffee. I know.

You're a little girl.

I mean, I'm not that little. You've only seen me grow for like two years since

you married my dad, so not too much.

But since then, you are just, no offense, but an adorably gangly, awkward

teenager when I met you, just like a little Bambi Colt. And now you're just

blossoming young woman, and that's how you're going to make it up.

Because we pay a good salary, but...

To make money as a barista, it's all about giving a little extra to get a

extra.

Oh. Well, I don't know if I could do that, though. Like, I get what you're

saying, but... Oh, you... I don't know.

No? No little cleavage for you? I don't really have the cleavage for that, I

don't think.

But you have such a killer body.

You are going to be, you're going to keep me busy also. These long legs,

big beautiful eyes.

You're so nubile.

And let me tell you, the men and the women that come in here are going to be

obsessed. You're going to make so much extra tip.

The men and, you said women, but I don't know about that.

Oh, my gosh.

Flirting with women is the best. They're so hot. And they tip just as well, if

not better, than men.

What?

How often do you get tipped by women?

Is that more often than men?

I mean, I get tipped by everybody, but I definitely enjoy talking to women the

best.

That's interesting.

Yeah, I've never really...

Never really, like, gone down that road or anything like that, so I wouldn't...

You've never... Wait, what do you mean by going down that road? I don't know.

I've never experimented with girls or anything, so... You are kidding me. You

haven't? No.

You had sleepovers practically every weekend with your girlfriends.

Yeah, but we were just, like, you know, painting nails and stuff like that. You

guys weren't fooling around?

No.

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That's, like, interesting.

I've never thought about, like, labeling it or anything like that, like my

feelings towards women. But that's really cool that, like, you're, like,

about it and that you like women.

You know, skin is skin.

Yeah,

I guess.

You seem nervous.

You can share anything with me.

I don't know. It's just, like, I've had, like, feelings towards women, but I

don't really know how to, like, act on them or what I would do or anything like

that.

It comes really naturally. And if you want, I can show you a few things.

What? Like, you're my stepmom.

Exactly.

And you're going off to college.

We're not related by blood.

Since you're over 18.

I don't know.

Maybe.

You don't know?

I don't know.

We're just like out here in the open.

So if someone were to walk in or something, I don't know, it just seems

Well, it's a pretty queer -friendly cafe, but...

Come behind the counter so no one can see us.

I know.

It feels weird, like, kissing my stepmom.

Oh, that's okay.

I have a better idea.

Oh, it feels so good.

So good at that.

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Where'd you send your girl go? She was adorable.

Oh, it's fabulous.

No, she's just going down and taking care of the business. How much do I owe

you? You know what? My assistant's glitching, so it's on the house.

Okay, thank you so much.

Have a great day. You too.

Thank you.

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You think so?

Yeah.

But don't go sucking any of their toes.