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That is not milk.

That's a beer. Cheers, fellas.

Good luck.

Cheers. I found that getting hammered helped.

Bottoms up.

This is Hot Ones Versus.

In front of these contestants is a stack of deeply personal questions. They can

either tell the truth. Do I need to confirm?

Or suffer the wrath of the last stand.

Whoever eats the most wings loses.

Pick this guy up.

It's impossible to be around as long as Foo Fighters without collecting a few

tall tales.

It's now time to play a game of fact or fiction.

Set the record straight on these moments in Foo Fighters history or eat a death

wish.

Fact or fiction, the Foo Fighters recorded an unreleased rap song called

Ass.

That sounds like a Taylor thing.

I feel like that was a Dave Nick Rascal in his thing.

Am I remembering that correctly?

Yeah.

How do they know that? I don't know.

That one, yeah.

That's what it was called.

That's true.

What's that?

Will the world ever hear?

I don't know.

I don't remember what I'd said, so I'd have to maybe review, because that was

about 20 years ago.

David Bowie once told the band to fuck off in an email.

I hope it's true. I think, was it just Dave?

It wasn't the band.

And it's true.

But it was to you, right?

I asked him to collaborate on something. It was for a movie soundtrack thing.

And he said, you know, that's not really my genre of thing or whatever.

And I'd love to do something, but I don't think this is it.

And so I didn't want to bother him anymore. So I just wrote, hey, man,

very much and hope to see you soon.

And I immediately got an email back that said.

Well, that's settled then. Now fuck off.

And my wife was like in the room. I'm like, oh, my God. David, what did you

me to fuck off?

Go ahead.

You're really getting it, D. Dave once had an infamous diarrhea incident after

drinking Slovenian tap water.

Do I need to confirm?

Yes.

It's true. I was on tour with Scream.

And we were playing in, like, Ljubljana, and we went to this huge dinner.

This is the punk rock days.

You know, it was, like, poisonous food.

And so I ate a bunch of poisonous food before the show and then suffered for it

afterwards.

Wasn't there an infamous Fuji Rock diarrhea incident as well? It seems to

recurring theme.

Was it Fuji Rock? Fuji Rock?

Running off stage and you could hear the whole crowd. No, no, it was Japan. It

wasn't Fuji Rock, but it was a club show in Japan. That was kind of food

poisoning. Any more questions, guys?

Anyone had to throw them out there now.

Wild card.

Over the years, we've rubbed shoulders with the biggest figures in pop culture.

I will now hold a number of cards to my forehead containing the names of

celebrities we've crossed paths with.

Rest of the group must feed me clues to help me guess those names. Okay. If we

fail to get through all the cards before time runs out, then we must all eat a

Deathwing.

I'm keeping the food, by the way.

Oh,

Droopy Pro.

Droopy Pro. The best cameo in Studio 666.

Brick House.

Brick. Okay, we all know it's Lionel Richie. Come on.

We all knew that right away.

Just being an asshole.

I'm not good with names, people.

The guy that asked you to be in the Red Hot Chili Peppers and you told him, I'll

join your band if you stop playing funk.

That might be Flea.

Too easy. Come on.

Your favorite. You were in his video.

Yeah. Yeah!

King of late night TV.

Retired. Giant beard. We played his last show.

Dave.

Dave.

We were just talking about Todd the other day. My former neighbor. That's

Who beat the shit out of some guy that broke into town. Oh, he's the king, man.

That's LL.

Ladies love.

Also in a movie.

Became a huge star.

after the film.

Yeah, I know. I just can't remember her name.

She came to the show in Ireland.

I know who she is. I can't remember her name.

Okay, your first girlfriend and canned Mexican food.

Jenna Rosarito.

So close.

Thanks a lot, Pat.

I did not know her name.

But I do know who she is because she was in our movie.

I'm disputing this. I think knowing the name is a... I think that's it. The

game.

All right, let's go, fellas.

It's on there. It's on there.

All right, does it help if you do the ranch at the same... No, nothing.

Do you dip in? Or just go?

No big deal.

Fuck you.

That sucks.

It's good.

It's actually, I think that you build it up in your head so much that it's going

to be so painful. It's getting there. Yeah. It ramps up.

Wow, it just keeps escalating.

I'm hungry.

I am too.

They look good. I've been staring at them for 20 minutes.

Yeah, Robbie, get in there.

Wow, it just gets worse and worse.

I didn't...

I didn't prepare at all.

I don't like chicken skin.

This is the best we've ever had in the studio. First, we're talking about

here and doing this.

Chris was like, hey, so do you have to eat wings or can you have nuggets?

And I'm like, I'm pretty sure you could do nuggets or whatever.

He goes, yeah, because I... I don't like chickens.

Really?

Here we go.

This is a question for Dave. Oh, geez.

Much of your growth as an artist has happened in the public eye for all the

world to see. What is the cringiest lyric you've ever written?

I'll take your bet.

i swear there's so many that i hate i would probably have to say um oh i was

thinking about this song today in the shower um that's on doa it's a shame we

have to die my dear no one's getting out of here alive I just thought that's so

fucking stupid.

I feel like that's one of those that I wrote because you guys were like, Dave,

sing anything. Just sing something.

Poetry. It was our fault.

It was your fault.

You guys have driven me to some of the worst writing I've ever done in my

life. Okay.

This question is for Elon.

While you're the Foo Fighters' newest member, you're obviously no stranger to

the music business and are even the youngest ever living inductee into the

and Roll Hall of Fame.

It's the worst thing I ever ate. And it gets worse and worse as the minutes go

by. It does get worse and worse, doesn't it?

Given this unique position, tell us the most annoying part of being the only

millennial in a Gen X band.

Oh, wow. Is it going to pass? I don't want this to be a non -answer because

truth is there's nothing annoying about it, and internally I feel older than all

of these guys.

Give it a few more years. I think everything slots in just beautifully.

All right. That's some fucking bullshit.

That's some fucking bullshit what he just said.

Join me.

Come on.

Well, I keep eating it, which is ridiculous. I'm thinking it's going to

better. It kind of tastes good.

Beer doesn't help, by the way.

I mean, it's nice. Oh, that reminds me.

I need another one.

I'm going to take a two.

A question for Nate.

Sorry in advance.

Foo Fighters have played all around the world with countless legendary acts.

However, which of these groups would you never want to go on tour with again?

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rolling Stones, and Weezer. I like this one.

Excuse me.

Rolling Stones were great.

Red Hot Chili Peppers was pivotal for us, obviously.

That's where we kind of learned how to do arenas.

Let it fly.

Yeah.

So I can't say that.

I love Weezer, and we did some great co -headlining tours with them, but we're

probably good on that.

I'd say Weezer. You never want to play with Weezer again. No discredit to

Weezer. But he never wants to tour with you again.

Weezer. Weezer is my final answer.

Nate never wants to tour with Weezer again. All love and respect to the

To the Weezer.

To the Weezer.

This is a question for Chris. In addition to our Hall of Fame work with

Fighters, each of us has also played in other acclaimed groups. Make things

awkward by ranking our previous band.

Sunny Day Real Estate, The Wallflowers, Queens of the Stone Age, and The Germs.

Oh, God. Yeah, that's terrible.

What about his band?

Don't worry about me.

Okay.

I'm going to have to go because when the wallflowers, when your big record came

out. I was actually dating a gal that worked at Interscope, and she gave me a

copy of it. And I was living in San Francisco. She lived in L .A., and I

do that drive constantly. And I would just listen to that cassette tape on

repeat. So I fucking loved that record. Like, that record actually means a lot

to me.

So I'm going to go number one.

Did he already know that story? This is the first time. I don't know.

I think it's the first time. Yeah. It took me 20 years to open it.

You've been in for 30 years.

That was 30 years ago. Wow.

I mean, I think Queens of the Stone Age, I always associate with, right when I

joined the band, we would listen to that record. Oh, that was like a pre -show

warm -up record.

So I'm going to go number two on that one. Well, I'm feeling fourth place over

here for Sunday.

I'm more nervous than you.

Fuck, this is not a, this doesn't mean anything. I'm going to go fucking germs

next on Sunday, but it's, Don't take it personal. I just had to slot you

somewhere, and I'm sitting next to Pat. Does that mean I eat the window? I do

have a, but I have a germ spurn, so I had to put them slightly ahead.

There you go.

In that ranking.

All right, way to go, dude.

I've often called Foo Fighters the stupidest fucking band name ever.

Since hindsight is 20 -20, everyone at the table will now pitch me an alternate

name that more accurately describes our band.

Whoever's suggestion I deem the worst must eat at that point.

Oh, okay.

21 Pilots is taken.

I don't have anything, so I'm just going to say The Rev.

The Rev? Okay.

We're dad bands, so Bonzo Dad Band.

The Bonzo Dad Band.

You're cooked.

Dave Grohl's Rising Four.

You might be okay, Pat.

I'm going to go with my fifth grade band name, Fatal Anal.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

fatal anal later on.

Rami, you just made that shit up, right? That's not true. No, that was my fifth

grade band.

That's crazy.

That was your fifth grade band?

Yeah. Wow.

Fuck. This is a question for Rami.

While we are responsible for some of the most enduring rock tracks of all time,

playing the hits can get repetitive.

Which of these Foo Fighters songs would you permanently cut from our set list?

Oh. It's got to go forever.

Ever long, learn to fly, best of you, or all my life.

Wow. One of them. Forever.

None of them. One of them.

I'm eating a wing.

All those are not going anywhere.

Okay. Good man.

Wow. Yeah.

Someone's getting a promotion.

It's a tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing.

You and your opponent can add an extra dab to your final wings now.

Who wants some Thermageddon?

Oh, my God.

Give it a dab.

That's as much as I'd like.

We don't need it. For our final test, we will face off in a winner -takes -all

challenge for the coveted chicken wing trophy.

Wait, only one of us gets that?

It's everyone for themselves in the most cutthroat party game known to man.

Musical chairs. Okay, we're going to have you stand up real quick. Might be

most musical thing we've ever done.

I don't want to play this game.

So I'm pretending like I had a broken leg to get out of it.

Which way are we going?

Let's go clockwise.

Let him down!

Let him down!

Goddamn!

Yeah,

Nate. Real estate ain't so sunny now, is it?

Okay.

As you were.

You out!

Sorry, Rami.

Oh, fuck me.

Let the new drummer auditions begin.

No more drum solos for you.

Nice work. Nothing personal.

Pretty gnarly.

It's hot.

Congratulations.

Thank you, buddy. I think we can all agree that I'm probably the last person

anybody expected to win this thing. I did no preparation.

I don't eat wings.

I only ate half of a nugget. And I got the fucking trophy. In your face, Lee

Vandal!

All the musical chairs gave.

High levels of discomfort.

We learned a lot.

The wallflowers thing was very... That was maybe my favorite moment. Really?

Yeah. Did the band hold up as well as you thought they would? Yeah, I think

everyone did a great job.

Very bonding.

We have a new record. Go get it. Your favorite toy.

That was the worst thing I ever ate. Like, honestly. In my life.

Fuck me, that last one is hot as shit!

I don't like chicken skin.

Hey, what's going on, Hot Ones fans?

You know you can catch me every Thursday interviewing celebrities over the wings

of death, but if you're looking for a little more Scoville -laced action, tune

in Tuesdays for Hot Ones Versus. It's the show where celebrities go head -to

-head. They either tell the truth or suffer the wrath of the last dab.

So tune in Tuesdays for a front -road seat to the fiery fights and celebrity

clashes. That's Hot Ones versus Tuesday on First We Beat.

Don't miss it.