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Erstwhile on Fargo...
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You going by the autopsy later?
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They glued his nose
and mouth shut.
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Are we thinking cause of death
is somehow a cliffhanger?
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Is that the box you
took from ennis'?
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Uh-huh.
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So, you figure this
Thaddeus mobley fella
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had something to
do with the murder?
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I should say so,
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seeing as how ennis stussy
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and this Thaddeus mobley
are one and the same.
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I know he wasn't
from around here.
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It's kind of, to be
honest, a mystery.
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Ennis moved to Eden
valley in 1980.
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But I think he may
have changed his name
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before he moved here.
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Did you ever hear
of Thaddeus mobley
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out of Los Angeles?
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No, I'm afraid not.
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Hi, uh, could I get a...
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Joachim.
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One cube.
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And, uh,
whatever this big swinging dick
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over here is drinking.
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Oh, no, that's...
I just wanted a cream soda.
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I'm not much of a
drinker, in point of fact.
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Ah.
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Well, maybe that's why
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you are the
award-winning writer.
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Saving some of those brain cells
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for the page.
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How about a nice cream soda
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for my new amigo
Thaddeus over here?
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Do you prefer
"Thaddeus", or, uh...
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Uh, tad. Thanks.
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But how'd you know my name?
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You are the cheddar, kid.
Get used to it.
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Wait, the what?
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You know, you're the cheddar.
The cheese.
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Howard Zimmerman.
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Producer.
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Oh.
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So, let me ask you,
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you ever think about
turning that...
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That book of yours into a movie?
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"The planet wyh."
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Bob redford is the robot.
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Hold the phone.
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You're saying you wanna
turn my book into a movie?
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Uh, no, bubeleh.
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I'm saying I want
you to turn your book
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into a major motion picture.
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Colossal.
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Mr. Zimmerman! Mr. Mobley!
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Hold up the dingus
for me and say "ufo"!
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Hey, kid.
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Over here.
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Ah.
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You like?
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Yeah.
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Doll! Come back.
I want you to meet somebody.
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Hi. I'm...
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This is the genius I
was telling you about.
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You're killing me, Howie.
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Can we go eat already?
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All right, sure.
Just give me a sec, sweetie.
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Sit down.
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So, how's my screenplay
coming along?
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Oh, um,
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you know, it's...
It's pretty good, actually.
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I just...
I thought I would be here
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maybe a week or two, you know.
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And the motel's getting
pretty expensive.
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Relax, kid.
I got you covered, totally.
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Just make sure you
keep all your receipts.
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Mr. Beatty for you, sir.
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Warren! Mi amigo, mi compadre.
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Yeah. All right, don't tell me.
Let me guess.
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You read it, you loved it.
Am I lying?
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No, no, I know.
It's dynamite, isn't it?
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They call it a "space opera,"
if you can believe that.
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Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
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No, the kid is banging
out the screenplay
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now as we speak.
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So, listen,
is yablans gonna let you out?
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Oh, Christ.
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No, no, no. I understand.
No, it's fine.
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Next time, bubeleh,
next time, right?
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For sure.
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Right. Bye.
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What happened?
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Beatty's under
contract at Paramount.
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Short of us greasing
a few palms,
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so to speak,
he's not going anywhere.
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You mean bribes?
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Jesus, keep your voice
down, would you?
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Look,
it's just tit for tat out here.
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That's how business is done.
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Now, look,
you know that I'm no Mother Teresa,
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but after divorce number three,
this tit is pretty tapped out.
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We're gonna have to find,
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I don't know, some other Avenue.
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Well, you know,
I do have a book advance.
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How much money are
we talking about?
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It makes the sex amazing.
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Ah.
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Minsky.
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I can help.
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I'm dying.
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I need...
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No.
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It's too late for me.
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You must find a way
to get word back.
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Let them know, it wasn't all...
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For nothing.
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I can help!
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"Get word back," the
captain had told him.
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But how?
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Thus began the wander
of the Android minsky.
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He was a prototype,
singular in his design,
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created to observe and record,
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his programming
not yet complete.
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A child, in other words.
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Folks, we've begun
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our descent to Los Angeles,
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where the current weather
is a beautiful 72 degrees.
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Is that a typo?
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Sorry?
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The "why" is spelled wrong.
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It's a kind of make-believe.
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Oh.
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Good?
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Oh, there's a robot, I guess.
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And he's wandering,
looking for, uh...
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I'm not sure,
the meaning of life, I guess.
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Oh.
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That. Yeah.
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I know how he feels.
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This is my sixth
flight this week.
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Isn't it Tuesday?
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Yeah.
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You know, in the beginning,
we swam, then we crawled,
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then walked, then
ran, and now...
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- Hi! Merry Christmas!
- Hi.
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Are you here for the
convention of Santa claus?
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Why do you...
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No. I'm not.
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By the hour then, or...
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Um, single room, one night?
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I'm not sure how
long I'll be here.
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Uh, room 203. Very nice room.
Very nice.
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It's got air conditioning.
You can smell the ocean.
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There's a view?
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No. There's a smell.
At low tide.
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Oh.
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What the heck?
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Stop!
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Stop!
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Red Honda.
I got the plate number.
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Yeah, that'll help.
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So, what'd he look like,
the, uh, bag thief?
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Kinda older white male, 5'9".
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Uh, green pants.
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Green, what do you... Elf pants.
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They're having a
Santa conference.
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Not sure why they chose here.
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Any valuables in the bag?
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Not really. Mostly flannel.
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Think I'll get it back?
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I wouldn't hold your breath.
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Hey, while I got you,
I got some info I need run.
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Oh, yeah, we don't do that.
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Sorry, I should've clarified.
I'm law enforcement also,
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up Minnesota.
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Minnesota?
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Exactly. Eden valley. I'm chief.
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Or I was chief.
Or, no, I still am. Anyway...
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I thought in the spirit of
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inter-collegial understanding...
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See, I'm in town
looking into a homicide,
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and the victim spent some time
here, back in the '70s.
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Right. Okay, I'll tell you what.
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The plate number checks
out, I'll come find you.
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Maybe even bring that suitcase.
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- Hi, mom.
- Hey, sport.
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How's your dad's place?
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Uh, good.
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Dale got me an Xbox.
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Wow.
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That was gonna be your
Christmas present.
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I know. But he said sometimes
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it's good to have
an everyday present.
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Haven't heard that one.
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I'll have to tell Santa
to take it off the list.
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Mom, there's...
there's no such thing as Santa.
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There's not?
I can see about nine of 'em
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from my window right
at this very...
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Mom...
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Eat your vegetables, okay?
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Okay.
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Where are you again?
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I'm in Hollywood, California.
Trying to figure out
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what happened to
your grandfather.
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But he wasn't even really my
grandfather, they said.
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Just married to
grandma for a while.
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Well,
he was something to somebody.
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No games till your homework's
done, promise?
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Promise.
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Okay, then. Love you.
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Put Donny on.
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Okay. Bye, mom.
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Hey, chief.
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Town still there?
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How do you mean?
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Oh, chief,
new chief's real angry.
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Said you didn't have
permission to go.
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Said county's not
gonna pay for the trip.
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I never asked 'em to.
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Well, he wants you to come back.
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Found the motel from the photo.
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Got a lead on this actress,
I think, Vivian lord.
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Her whereabouts.
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Wow.
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So, what do you want me
to tell the new chief?
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Tell him I saw the
ocean and it was wet.
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I don't know.
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That all, hon?
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Actually,
I'm looking for Vivian.
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Hey! Viv!
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- Ms. Lord?
- Mmm-hmm.
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I'm chief burgle. Gloria.
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With the Eden valley
police, up Minnesota.
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Okay if I ask you
a few questions?
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Never been to Minnesota.
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No, I know, it's not about...
This won't take long.
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Did you know a fella,
Thaddeus mobley, a writer?
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Would've been about
35 or so years ago,
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here in Los Angeles.
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No, it's not a very
clear time for me.
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Which?
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The '70s.
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But you knew him?
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Uh.
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He had this in his...
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In a box, so I'm thinking you
must've known him pretty well.
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Honey,
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you know how many walls
I'm on in this town?
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Uh...
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Homicide's the thing,
with him the victim.
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So, it matters.
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Look, what's your name?
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Gloria.
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Gloria.
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I'm 29 years sober.
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- Long time.
- Mmm.
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Before that, I wasn't.
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So, even if I knew this guy,
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it's basically
nothing but a dream.
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Is there anyone
else I can talk to?
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I'm not a snitch.
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00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:16,949
No. That's not...
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For information, I'm saying.
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00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:23,623
See, he was my stepdad.
Sort of, for a time.
265
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,925
And my son,
not that that matters...
266
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:29,462
A homicide is a homicide,
but still, the personal angle.
267
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:33,833
Hmm.
268
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,603
My order's up.
269
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,806
Sure. Well,
I'm at the Hollywood premiere motel.
270
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,474
If you change your
mind, give me a call.
271
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,210
Officer hunt?
272
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,513
- Oh, hey. Gloria, right?
- Yeah.
273
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:55,247
Yeah, pop a squat.
274
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:56,649
Can I get two beers?
275
00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:58,485
- You want two beers?
- Um...
276
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,152
Think I'll just have a diet pop.
277
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:02,722
"Diet pop."
278
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:04,924
You're... you're too much.
279
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,862
Hey, so after we
talked, I tried, uh...
280
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,398
I tried to friend
you on Facebook.
281
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,065
I don't use that.
282
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,403
Really? You don't use Facebook?
283
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,572
You're kidding me.
Everybody's on Facebook. It's Facebook.
284
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:20,886
Could you stop
saying "Facebook"?
285
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,877
I got 352 friends.
286
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,879
Most of 'em I don't even know.
287
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:29,382
But... oh, and this one
time, I met this chick,
288
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,751
- she was smoking hot.
- Mmm.
289
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:33,920
Then she turned out to be
290
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,723
a Nigerian man who wanted money.
291
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,926
But, uh...
292
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,762
I live in a small town.
293
00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:46,265
You gotta be on
Facebook, though.
294
00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:47,676
You know,
'cause it's like a small town.
295
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:48,701
Uh-huh.
296
00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:50,403
Only online.
297
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:53,205
You know, so you check
in, you can post photos.
298
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:56,275
You know, connect? Right?
'Cause who has time for...
299
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:57,944
Yeah.
300
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,647
I'll, uh, check that out.
301
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,782
Yeah!
302
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:04,984
Yeah.
303
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,823
So, did you find anything?
304
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:13,960
Huh?
305
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,063
About when I called before,
306
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,741
asked you to look up that
fella, Thaddeus mobley,
307
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,500
lived here in the 1970s?
308
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,436
Right. Yes. No, of course.
Yeah, I... I checked on that.
309
00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,771
Nothing came up.
310
00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,641
So, he was, what?
Like, your dad?
311
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:30,510
Sorta.
312
00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:34,781
You're a real chatterbox, huh?
313
00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,616
I can't get a word
in edgewise with you.
314
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,117
Good thing you're so hot!
315
00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,119
Charm police?
316
00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:42,354
I got a major felon right here.
317
00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,757
I'm only teasing you, though.
318
00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:46,526
You don't got
teasing in Minnesota?
319
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,696
I don't sound like that, do I?
320
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,265
I mean, yeah.
321
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:57,670
Look, uh, I'm just...
I'm just kidding with you.
322
00:23:57,704 --> 00:24:00,172
Can you relax?
Maybe have a beer.
323
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:01,974
Ugh.
324
00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:04,176
I gotta go drop the
kids off at the pool.
325
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,345
- You got kids?
- I gotta take a shit.
326
00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:24,897
You again.
327
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:28,134
Six flights before Tuesday?
328
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,736
Right. What are the odds?
329
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,303
I never ask.
330
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,907
- Paul marrane.
- Uh, Gloria burgle.
331
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,375
Ah.
332
00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:37,644
What do you do, Gloria?
333
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:38,911
I'm in law enforcement.
334
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:40,680
Oh.
335
00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:42,649
- Like the police?
- Exactly.
336
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,651
I'm chief in Eden valley.
Or, was chief.
337
00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:46,452
We're being swallowed
by the county,
338
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,621
so hierarchy's a little
unclear at present.
339
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:49,689
Oh.
340
00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:50,723
Married or divorced?
341
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:52,191
I'm sorry?
342
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:53,893
Your finger.
343
00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:56,729
You used to wear a ring.
Now you don't.
344
00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:59,966
Divorced. Or, not yet, but...
345
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,067
Anyway...
346
00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:03,770
Uh.
347
00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:07,373
Before he goes off to war,
348
00:25:07,406 --> 00:25:11,277
a soldier gives his
wife a bill of divorce.
349
00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:15,582
He says, "dear,
this is your bill of divorce."
350
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:18,685
"If I don't return
within 12 months,"
351
00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:21,921
"it becomes effective
from this moment onward."
352
00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:26,258
Meaning that, if he dies,
353
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:29,095
they've been divorced the
whole time he was gone.
354
00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:33,766
If he returns,
they were always married.
355
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,801
Huh.
356
00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:37,036
That's like a...
Ah, what do you...
357
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:38,537
I'm my own grandpa.
358
00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:43,242
Which means,
if you really think about it,
359
00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:47,580
for the entire year,
she was married and divorced.
360
00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:50,416
Well,
we got a hearing next month,
361
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:52,089
so, probably won't
have to wait that long.
362
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:53,352
Ah. Good.
363
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,263
All right, keep walking, dipshit.
This one's mine.
364
00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:57,456
Uh, no. That's not...
We know each other.
365
00:25:58,124 --> 00:25:59,125
All right.
366
00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:01,637
Look, I'm just gonna cut to
the chase here, gorgeous.
367
00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:02,995
Am I getting laid
tonight or what?
368
00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:06,833
What.
369
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,169
Cool. Thanks for the beer.
370
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:43,495
"From small beginnings,
big things arise,"
371
00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:45,865
thought the Android minsky.
372
00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:48,835
"Energy became matter,
matter became life."
373
00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:52,038
"Bacteria to amoeba,
amoeba to amphibian,"
374
00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:53,539
"amphibian to man."
375
00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:58,711
"Living and dying in numbers
too large to calculate."
376
00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:07,053
Orphaned and alone,
377
00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:09,722
he traveled the earth
as centuries passed.
378
00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:12,859
Millennia.
A being in search of meaning.
379
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:23,335
Each century,
he would have to stop and recharge.
380
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,738
In those hours he was
vulnerable to attack.
381
00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:28,240
Hold him still!
382
00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:30,409
- I can help!
- Watch him.
383
00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:34,546
I can help!
384
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:33,339
Hi.
385
00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:37,443
I'm looking for
information on a writer.
386
00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:39,311
He would've worked
here in the '70s.
387
00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:41,180
- Union?
- Uh, pardon?
388
00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:42,982
Was he in the union?
389
00:29:43,015 --> 00:29:45,584
I don't know.
He wrote books mostly.
390
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,854
The writer's guild doesn't
represent book writers.
391
00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:50,522
Well,
that seems like an oversight.
392
00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:51,958
Name?
393
00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,359
Uh, Gloria burgle.
394
00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:56,528
- His name is Gloria...
- No. Sorry. That's my name.
395
00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:58,697
He was Thaddeus mobley.
396
00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:03,302
Wait here.
397
00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:57,556
Howard,
there's someone here to see you.
398
00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:11,270
Gladys?
399
00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:15,274
No, Mr. Zimmerman, it's...
I'm Gloria burgle.
400
00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:19,078
I'm sorry,
could you repeat that?
401
00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:36,295
I'm a police officer.
402
00:31:39,932 --> 00:31:41,243
I had a few questions
for you about
403
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:43,169
a writer you worked
with back in 1975.
404
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:44,736
Thaddeus mobley.
405
00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:49,708
He wrote a script for you
called the planet wyh,
406
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,477
a science fiction film?
407
00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:55,747
And, well, he was the victim
of some malfeasance recently,
408
00:31:55,781 --> 00:31:57,549
and I'm just trying to
connect the dots here.
409
00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,785
I know he was writing
a movie for you,
410
00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:02,321
and then, I don't know,
something happened.
411
00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:18,670
Do I know about...
412
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:20,499
And now?
413
00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:33,745
Excuse me.
414
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:37,083
Uh, i'm... does anybody
else visit Mr. Zimmerman?
415
00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:39,085
He mentioned a
woman named Gladys.
416
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:40,719
- She died.
- Oh.
417
00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:43,322
He's been here a long
time, since the accident.
418
00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,990
Say more about that.
419
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,458
I don't know.
It's before my time.
420
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:48,494
But what I heard is
421
00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:49,737
they thought he was
gonna be a vegetable,
422
00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:51,130
he was messed up so bad.
423
00:34:12,818 --> 00:34:14,853
Though his sensors
recorded the data,
424
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,055
the numbers had
become meaningless.
425
00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:22,794
From his remove,
he watched civilizations rise and fall.
426
00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:28,300
Hope became despair,
became hope, became despair.
427
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:34,106
From time to time,
the technology existed
428
00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:36,142
to send word back
to his home world.
429
00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:39,378
But by now,
there was no one left to respond.
430
00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:40,779
I can help!
431
00:34:56,495 --> 00:35:01,133
And then, one day,
something happened.
432
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,341
I can help!
433
00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:47,946
Hey.
434
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,648
You should've called, baby.
I got company.
435
00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:50,882
You got any coke?
436
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:52,050
It's just, I got nothing.
437
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:55,153
They're gonna kick me out of
the motel soon, and I just...
438
00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:57,756
Thaddeus, my boy.
439
00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:02,361
Why is he here?
440
00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:03,495
What... what are you...
441
00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:04,706
You're not gonna cry, are you?
442
00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:05,731
What? No!
443
00:36:06,532 --> 00:36:08,234
Of course he's not gonna cry.
444
00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:11,503
Thaddeus is a big boy.
He's seen the world.
445
00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:13,672
I want my money!
446
00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:16,508
Well, certainly.
Of course you do.
447
00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:18,410
And, by rights,
you should have it.
448
00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:19,878
But I'm afraid
449
00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:21,671
the rather unfortunate
fact of the matter is,
450
00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:24,583
it's all gone.
451
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:26,117
What... what?
452
00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:27,886
Told you he's crying.
453
00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:29,255
I... I'm not crying.
454
00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:31,189
Listen to me. Bubee, relax.
455
00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:33,158
I understand.
These are hard lessons.
456
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,260
But you know what?
457
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,528
You're gonna thank us one day.
458
00:36:36,562 --> 00:36:38,397
Us? What... I...
459
00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:39,931
- I thought we were...
- What?
460
00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:42,234
In love?
461
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:46,104
I used you, asshole.
Don't you get it?
462
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,939
Harsh. Too harsh, my love.
463
00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:49,941
Let the boy down easy.
464
00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:52,578
Can't you see he has a
genuine fondness for you?
465
00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,680
You know, just shut up.
I... I need to think.
466
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,782
What? You need it in braille?
467
00:36:57,749 --> 00:36:58,793
Nobody asked you to come here
468
00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:00,919
with your stupid face
and your sad eyes.
469
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:02,421
Love.
470
00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:04,623
You're a piggy bank.
471
00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:07,125
You know what? Uh...
472
00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:08,803
I think it's probably
best if you were to go.
473
00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:10,429
I mean,
she's obviously quite upset.
474
00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:11,963
Don't touch me!
475
00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:14,900
Kid, relax.
476
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,802
Come on. It's fine.
477
00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,904
I mean, you got
played, that's all.
478
00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:19,938
You're young.
479
00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:21,316
Believe me,
you're gonna get over it.
480
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:22,884
And you know what?
The truth of the matter is,
481
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,142
we did you a favor.
482
00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,512
It's a hard,
hard world out there.
483
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,847
You need to develop a tougher
shell, my friend.
484
00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:31,149
Jesus, Howie.
Just get rid of him already.
485
00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:33,218
- No!
- Kid.
486
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,286
No.
487
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,721
- Kid.
- No.
488
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,255
No!
489
00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:43,028
Everybody's got a role to play.
490
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:46,632
Yours is to cough up the
cheddar and then screw.
491
00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:48,934
You understand?
492
00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:50,536
I don't hear you.
493
00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:52,003
Yes!
494
00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:04,149
You see that?
495
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:07,118
Turns out he's reasonable.
He's really a nice kid.
496
00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:12,223
Ahh!
497
00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:13,525
Stop!
498
00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:15,927
Ahh.
499
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,975
You're a bad person!
500
00:38:38,384 --> 00:38:40,218
I never saw him again.
501
00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:43,722
So, that was the accident.
502
00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:46,224
Zimmerman. You conned him.
503
00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:52,364
Did he... do you think
Zimmerman would have...
504
00:38:52,398 --> 00:38:56,067
Maybe he wanted revenge and
he hired someone, or he...
505
00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:02,541
No.
506
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,012
It's just a story.
507
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,418
None of this has
anything to do with...
508
00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:21,760
Okay.
509
00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:32,438
He was right.
510
00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:36,274
I am a bad person.
511
00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,547
Yet he wasn't so good either.
512
00:40:53,018 --> 00:40:54,786
Okay. Um...
513
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,001
Shit.
514
00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:13,699
Okay, folks, in a few minutes,
515
00:42:13,732 --> 00:42:15,843
we'll be beginning our descent
into Minneapolis-Saint Paul
516
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,637
where the temperature
is a balmy 23 degrees.
517
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:47,766
Unit m-n-s-k-y.
518
00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:49,100
I can help!
519
00:42:49,134 --> 00:42:52,437
We, the federation
of united planets,
520
00:42:52,470 --> 00:42:55,273
want to honor you
for your service.
521
00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:57,442
We downloaded your data recorder
522
00:42:57,475 --> 00:42:59,544
and found that you
have been functional
523
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:03,815
for 2.38 million years.
524
00:43:03,849 --> 00:43:06,718
We believe this makes you
the oldest sentient being
525
00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:09,187
in the history of the universe.
526
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:14,660
You have seen the
birth of planets,
527
00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:17,262
the death of worlds.
528
00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:19,464
You have ridden on
the tail of a comet,
529
00:43:19,497 --> 00:43:22,300
have journeyed to
the heart of the sun.
530
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,002
Your data will help us
531
00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:27,605
decode the very fabric
of the universe.
532
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:29,975
I can help!
533
00:43:30,475 --> 00:43:33,011
You have helped,
my metal friend.
534
00:43:33,679 --> 00:43:36,648
But now your
service is complete.
535
00:43:36,682 --> 00:43:40,618
It is time to shut
yourself down.
536
00:43:46,524 --> 00:43:47,859
I can help!
537
00:44:44,582 --> 00:44:45,751
Arby's?
538
00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:47,352
Okay.
539
00:44:48,954 --> 00:44:50,989
You just appear every
time a person says arby's?
540
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,590
Oh, are you guys
going for arby's?
541
00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:53,925
Maybe.
542
00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:55,894
Hey, uh, chief. Old chief...
543
00:44:55,927 --> 00:44:57,428
You gotta stop calling me that.
544
00:44:57,462 --> 00:44:59,731
Sorry. Just...
Got a call on the radio.
545
00:44:59,765 --> 00:45:01,833
They've pulled some
prints from ennis'.
546
00:45:01,867 --> 00:45:03,068
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
547
00:45:03,101 --> 00:45:06,204
Ran it through the...
What do you... database?
548
00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:07,437
- Got a match.
- You don't say.
549
00:45:07,605 --> 00:45:09,741
Yeah. Maurice lefay.
550
00:45:09,775 --> 00:45:11,542
Now, that don't sound Russian,
551
00:45:11,576 --> 00:45:13,912
but I showed his photo to
Earl, and he was like,
552
00:45:13,945 --> 00:45:18,283
"yeah, that's our man,"
so, out of, uh, St. cloud.
553
00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:21,586
Well, now, what do you know.
554
00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:24,641
We should maybe drive
up there after arby's.
555
00:45:25,156 --> 00:45:26,257
Dead, apparently.
556
00:45:26,657 --> 00:45:27,759
The... who?
557
00:45:27,793 --> 00:45:28,794
Suspect. Lefay.
558
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,595
Some kinda freak accident.
559
00:45:30,628 --> 00:45:33,198
Air conditioner fell on
him, just...
560
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:35,100
Like a pancake.
561
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,535
And him on parole for some
pretty nasty stuff, too.
562
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:38,904
Not in front of the boy.
563
00:45:38,937 --> 00:45:40,806
- Mom, I'm old enough.
- Not even close.
564
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,908
An air conditioner, in winter?
565
00:45:43,174 --> 00:45:44,509
That's what I thought.
566
00:45:45,811 --> 00:45:47,121
Well, if he's dead,
I don't suppose
567
00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:48,279
he's going anywhere.
568
00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:50,057
Probably we should
have a milkshake,
569
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:52,417
maybe some curly fries,
ponder all future moves.
570
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:56,487
We may solve this thing yet.
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