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I'm going to try one of these. Thank you. They're amazing.

They look pretty good.

Jake, did you want one of these?

What? Did you want one? I love it.

Thank you so much for inviting me.

Oh, no problem, honey. Thank you, Jake, for finally bringing her over.

Yeah, thanks for having me over, finally.

I almost thought you had an imaginary girlfriend who would never see her.

She's so sweet and beautiful.

Oh, thank you.

Jake's lucky.

So, um, do you know how to use chopsticks?

Um, honestly, like, I've never used chopsticks before, so I probably suck at

It's easy. Okay.

Here, I'll show you. Okay.

Put it right.

Well, maybe it's not that easy. Jake still doesn't know how to use

Right, Jake?

Okay. So then, we'll lay this one.

Which, are you left or right -handed? Right -handed.

Okay. Well, you should probably take a new right hand. Okay. So you want to put

this right hand between these fingers?

There you go.

I guess that could work. Your hands are so soft.

Thank you.

What kind of lotion do you use?

I'm not sure.

Just like that. There you go.

They smell so good. Oh, thank you.

Okay, let's go ahead and give it a whirl.

Okay.

Hey, look at that, Jake. She's getting it.

Not bad.

Not as bad as I thought it would be. Not bad for the first time.

Yeah. Oh, you poor thing. You can't even get the rice.

Actually, yeah, I can't even get the rice. Damn it.

We'll have some more of these noodles. These are probably easier to eat.

Yeah, those are probably easier.

Look at those.

Oh, it is kind of hard. So how was the movie earlier, Jake?

Oh, it was good.

I heard it's a pretty funny movie. You know what, just go ahead and use...

you. Yeah, that movie was really funny.

Well, I'm glad we finally brought you over.

Yeah. You know, and I'm sorry I couldn't cook.

I've been working all day.

No, this is great. Like, I haven't had Chinese food in a while, and I mean, I

guess I kind of learned something new today.

You are good.

She is so sweet, Jake.

Gosh.

Jake, are you just going to be playing with your phone all night? That's rude.

No, just... Hold on.

No.

So.

Yep, you okay?

Uh, yeah, I think I just ate a hot pepper.

Oh, well, just drink some water or something.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

I just spilled on myself.

Are you okay?

Um, yeah, I'm fine. It's just like... Jake, why don't you go get some paper

towels? Yeah. Rhea, it's getting all over the place.

Sorry, my clothes are all wet now.

It's okay.

Oh my gosh, I have such a cute shirt and skirt too. Thank you. Sorry about that.

It's okay.

Hey, Jake, why don't you go clean this mess up?

Hey, why don't you come with me upstairs?

I have some clothes for you. You can change in a second.

Okay.

Oh, wet.

Look at you.

Let's get this off you and get you more comfy.

Soaking wet.

But,

shh. What if Jake hears?

Shh. Quiet.

Quiet.

He's all up to his phone. He's like, I hear shit.

But you don't have to yell like that. Okay.

um um

What if Jake's here? Oh God, he's not going to hear. He's so busy with his

phone. You really think he's going to hear?

Sure. He doesn't hear anything.

Take this skirt off and get more comfortable.

Pretty little pussy.

Oh my God.

It's okay,

it's okay.

Yes, yes, yes

It's pretty high. I don't want to eat one.

I told them.

Turn around so I can see that cute little buddy of yours.

Like that.

So pretty.

Why don't you put your knee down right here like this?

I'm going to put you right in there. You have a little face here.

You have a pretty fucking face here.

You gotta look at me with those pretty eyes.

I want to play with the fucking cow while he's back on my stage.

You see that cute little ass in here? It's turned around.

Look at that.

I'm gonna have to stick it out.

Not your phone, I guess.