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These are so dumb.

Do you think he would give us a cream pie?

You've been watching way too much Family Porn. I won.

I know we'll always weather the hardest time.

So go on, get it. Yeah, you've got to try

my family's pie.

These are so cute.

I know, right? But boys are so dumb. Seriously, they're so stupid.

I thought you guys would be out with your boyfriends for Valentine's Day.

We dumped them and took all of their candy because they wouldn't give us

pies. That sucks.

Yes.

Wait, do you think he would give us a cream pie?

Oh my god, I think you would.

So,

what

are your plans for Valentine's Day?

Nothing. I don't have a girlfriend.

Aww. You poor thing.

We'll be here Valentine.

We can even play fun games like spin the bottle.

Or maybe mittens and kisses.

Mittens and kisses is lame.

No, it's not.

And if I win, I get to kiss you.

You've been watching way too much family porn.

Oh my gosh.

It's Valentine's Day, and you're supposed to kiss your valentine.

Whatever, just shut up and let's play.

Fine.

Okay, so here's the rules of the game.

I put on the mittens and you put on the mittens and whoever unwraps it first

wins. And that means if I win, you have to kiss me and I'll be the referee.

So no cheating.

Okay.

Let's see.

I know I'm going to win.

I have faith in you.

Get a Hershey. You can do it.

You're going down. Are you sure about that? She's about to win.

I think she's going to win.

Wait. Look at that.

I won.

So that means you have to kiss me.

Fine.

That's not even how you kiss your valentine.

But... How about you and I play, and I'll really show you how it's done.

Sure. You got this.

Thank you.

You really think you can beat her this time?

Yeah, easy. No. I don't know about that.

I don't think you got it.

Don't be so confident.

It'll be light work.

Okay, we'll see about that.

You're not going to win.

You got this.

Thank you. Oh, look.

No way, you're going down.

No, I don't think so.

You're totally going to lose.

Look, look, look.

There it is.

Oh, my God. You got it so quick. He's not even done yet.

Look at that. Oh, man.

Well, a deal's a deal, so.

Is that really the best you can do?

I think we should show him how it's really done.

Yeah?

Whoa.

That's really hot.

I have another idea.

How about you put a condom on, and if I can take it off with a mitten, you get

to fuck Amber.

But, If I can't do it, then you get to fuck me bareback without a condom.

I'll fuck both of you, but I have to wear a condom.

Okay, I don't see about that.

Whoa.

Oh my god.

It's already so hard.

I know.

Look at that.

I wonder how big it is.

Pretty big.

It's already popping out.

Oh my god.

This game is going to be so fun.

It looks so hot. It's so hot.

It's so good. Do you want to try it?

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

it's so hot.

Get on it with me.

Oh, good. You're going to learn a thing or two from you.

Yeah, put that mouth on it.

Oh, my God. You guys are so fucking hot.

Yeah.

You're so good at it.

Totally.

Go ahead.

You want to be mine too?

Yeah.

Yeah.

God,

it feels so good.

What do you see?

You're so glad for that game now, aren't you?

Well,

we still have a game to play.

It's so vague. No.

Here you go.

Oh, my God.

It looks so good on you.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I want to put this stick inside of you. Yeah.

I want to see it go inside of you. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

I want to help you put it in.

I'd be honored.

Yes. That's supposed to be nice and wet.

Oh, we should pull out. Yeah.

Get that back in there. It looks so fucking good.

Oh, that feels so good. Doesn't that feel so much better? Yes.

Oh, that feels so much better, doesn't it?

I need that calm down.

Yeah, so nice and slow at first my cookies really tight

Watch

her back it up

Right, and just like that.

She's coming all the way back.

Oh, my God. This is so creepy.

Yeah? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That's so hot.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yes, pretty mom. Look at that big hug.

Yeah? Yeah. She looks so fucking good. She looks so fucking sexy. Yeah.

Oh my god.

So are you, huh?

Motherfucker.

Yes!

Fuck!

Oh

I'm so wet in it.

Can I get one more before we, you know? Yeah, yeah, of course.

Yeah.

Oh,

yes. Oh, my God.

I'm supposed to be so tight like this.

Oh, there you go.

Fuck. Yeah.

Fuck. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Does that feel good?

So tight.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh, my God. Yeah, you can play with my titties.

Oh my God. Yes.

Oh, so fucking wet. Yes.

Yeah, get that cough nice and wet.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, it feels so good.

Don't stop.

Yeah, please don't stop.

Oh, my God.

My slow strokes feel so good in my little pussy.

It does.

Thank you.

Shhh.

Wet. It's so wet. Oh, my God.

You make it nice and wet.

Yeah. You want to put it in for me? Yeah.

Get it really wet for you.

I love watching him do this talk to you

Where does that fucking come from? Oh my god, you guys are making me come again.

oh my god

oh my

god

Yeah, I get it as well.

What'd you do?

We wanted your cream pie.

Yeah. We did what our boyfriends couldn't, but you are so knocked up.

You're definitely going to get pregnant.