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Hey, you.

What's up?

Hey, Wendy.

What's wrong?

Are you stressed about college finals or something?

No, not that. I just... I really miss Amber, is all.

I see.

You know, long -distance relationships can get so, so hard.

But you know, if you ever need to talk or anything,

and I mean anything...

Um, Whitney, I really can't. I mean, I have a girlfriend.

That just wouldn't be right.

Hey, man.

I know, I miss you too.

I know it's been hard, but... Look, it's gonna be alright.

Yeah.

What? You sent me something?

For real?

Holy shit, it's here.

I'm gonna go get it.

I'm gonna open it now.

All right, look, call me back in a couple minutes, okay?

I love you, babe.

Look at you.

Kind of looks like you, too.

Hey, babe.

Oh, my God. This is amazing.

I can't believe it.

Oh, of course, Lou. You're right. Oh, my God.

I can't believe how real it looks.

It's like wet, too.

Wow, baby.

It feels so real.

You want me to taste it? Tell you if it tastes real? OK, hold on.

Damn, it does taste real.

You can hear me eating.

It's hot.

Dang. That tastes good, baby.

You want me to fuck it now?

Hold on.

Alright.

Give me a second.

Yeah, I got your picture right here.

Yeah.

You know I miss you, baby.

All right.

All right, I'm going to feel it. I hope it feels at least somewhat like yours.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, baby. It feels so fucking good.

Damn, it's so, it's like incredibly real. It's crazy.

It was so good.

I'm gonna put the phone down.

Whitney? What the fuck?

Well, you said you were lonely because of your girlfriend being gone and...

I just wanted help.

You do feel really good.

Why fuck that thing when you can fuck my pussy?

I mean, I guess it's already inside you.

Better. I'll tell Amber though, okay?

Come on, of course.

Promise. I swear.

You know how much I love her.

on your dick and started stroking it.

I got so, so fucking turned on.

My

dick looks

so good.

I'm just going to need a beer.

Looking around.

off.

I'm gonna shove your cock down your throat.

Come here. I want you to turn around. I want to see that ass.

What are you looking at?

I don't feel so bad.

Thank you.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

I don't know. You're like super respectful, super patient.

Aww. I wish the rest of your clients were this. What do you mean?

Oh my gosh.

Remember the girl that was here last time with her husband?

Such a bitch.

Ah, okay.

Yeah, if this was so bad right now, I would stop looking at her.

Honestly.

Here's the bitch now.

You feel?

Let's be my appointment like yeah right now three minutes from now

Here

you

go over there and wait for me

Is this comfortable for you?

It'll do.

Uh,

yeah, make it a little warmer.

You gotta really get in there, okay?

Ugh, what the hell?

So, do you have any plans for this weekend then?

Are you trying to, like, go and relax and enjoy each other's time? No.

Oh, they're getting it in my ear.

I'm so excited.

I'm going to use that brand I told you about, right?

Yeah. The other one was completely ruined.

You did it. I'm so sorry.

I mean, you guys got to have something to do, right?

And did you guys ever decide to go furniture shopping?

Yeah, you guys were kind of talking about that last time, right?

Yeah, that was a whole other nightmare as well.

There's so many different brands of mattresses, and he likes it hard, I like

soft.

It's just, we can never agree on anything.

So what about that couch?

Did you guys have something happen to you guys?

The couch would be because he likes to sit and play video games, and he spills

all of his drinks and his food down the counter, and then it just starts wadding

in there.

That's going to be amazing.

Do you have the audacity to ask me if we can get rid of all these gamer chairs?

Those pity as gaming chairs probably.

Really? Yeah.

Yeah, aren't these things actually kind of expensive?

They don't look expensive.

So did you ever get to do anything for your age for the birthday?

That was your deal.

I ended up struggling with a gift that somebody else had already bought as

Are you serious?

Yeah. That was so embarrassing.

I'm sorry.

Did your husband, like, tell you about that? He did. He did.

Honestly,

the second he walked into the store, he just did everything.

Are you kidding?

Kind of like it was probably messing around.

I've been playing around.

Well, you know, it's always your choice.

Yeah, I know, that's true.

I have a few brothers that date, that date, that kind of thing.

This borderline concern, he just unlocks himself from the whole time.

So we're going to get burned for Christmas.

I gave me a joke.

I really don't think she deserves anything until I complete my entire list

how to do that.

Oh, yeah?

I'm sorry.

Man, I can't imagine.

Well,

I thought holding it on sex would actually motivate him, but no.

Well, I think it might actually motivate him.

Well, anyway, have you even heard of a new car coming out?

I heard it's light. It does a whole bunch of other stuff that other ones

do.

Well, they've always got to compete.

Something new, bigger, and brighter.

Yeah.

I don't know. I might be looking to upgrade.

So what are you thinking?

A van?

A sports car?

You think we actually have a kid?

No, no. Oh.

I mean, I do need some excitement in my life. Maybe a sports car.

A big little convertible.

Actually, yeah, that'd be fun.

That'd be actually pretty fun. You guys could make a tour in the car.

I don't think I'll be bringing him home.

So when are you going to do your own vocation?

I'm not sure. I'd probably come back to a disaster area in the house.

It literally pens itself up in that cave.

We'll probably be wrapped in things.

So you guys don't even have animals, right? Like, you don't have pets or

anything?

You can't even keep up with multiple lives.

It sounds like you didn't have a firework yesterday.

Literally, I have to be screaming just to get into this position. Oh my gosh, I

can't imagine that.

Well, there's no need to get a bigger place if we're not even having sex to

have a baby.

I'm sorry.

I don't even know how to say that.

Finally, are we done? Because I have a bed to go to.

Yeah, just two seconds. I'm bringing it right here.

We're going to do this.

Oh, here.

Okay, well.

I got it.

I got it.

Okay,

here we go.

There you go.

There you go.

Yeah,

it's a huge hurricane.

I heard there's a lot of hearing.

There's a lot of hearing.

So speaking of this water, are you not going to offer me anything?

Oh, yeah, I will.

I will do that right now.

She'll be right back.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Okay.

What is so funny? What was up there? Oh, nothing.

Did you need anything else or were you just chatting? I'm sorry.

Oh, okay. I have a team here just right now. I'm done with that.

Are you sure there's nothing else?

Yeah. Press the word button for this.

I'm sorry. It shouldn't be, like, too much. Too much longer.

Actually, yeah, it's amazing that Sinead here will look amazing.

It was totally worth it. We've got a little more time to go. I mean, just

Get comfortable.

If you need anything, just let me know, okay?

Thank you.

I hope so.

Good.

Oh.

It's not.

Mm -hmm.

No, it should be fine. I'm sure that you've got a couple of minutes left.

You better not be frying my hair. Oh, no, it's the deep conditioner. The heat

actually opening up the pores, making your hair softer.

I can't speak it anymore.

I didn't touch it, babe.

I'm so tired, thank god I'm back home.

Thank you.

Sorry, we got into a little fight. Sorry if we bothered you. How was your trip?

Horrible. I didn't get no dick.

Really?

Yeah. Well, that sucks.

Yeah, it's terrible.

So, what are you doing?

Nothing.

You know, you're not like most guys.

I bet you my roommate doesn't really know what to do with this cock.

What are you doing?

Hey, where are you?

Gabby?

You come back?

Hey, babe.

I'm gonna go down to the Kawhi to get something to drink. Do you want

You just got back from vacations.

Hey, Alex.

Look at what I got.

It's a pussy plug.

Not now, babe.

Well, don't you want to go upstairs and try it out with me?

Don't care to watch the game.

Hey, man. Hello, brother.

How are you? Good.

Let's go. You ready? Let's start.

All right.

Hi, Scott.

Hi, Gabby.

Come on.

Get out of here.

Go. Fine.

We're here to watch the game.

I'll go upstairs and have to handle myself.

Man, I don't know what's wrong with her. She's got a total nympho recently.

It's, like, so fucking annoying.

Yeah.

Hey, Scott.

You're missing the game, dude.

Yeah. Oh, man.

I don't feel right, man. My stomach is hot.

Can I use your bathroom?

I got to go. Yeah, but make it quick. I'll be right back.

Hmm.

Play with my new toy

I like my tizzy fat lips right around here

Hmm.

Now you want to feel like...

Take it away.

My voice is going to fuck me in 30 months.

This is really tight.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

It's too fucking cold. Yeah.

Yes.

You have killed me.

It's a conference call, a lot of important things.

Mm -hmm.

You know, my pussy's just...

Yeah.

in here.

He's just saying no. No.

Why is he going to say no?

Whatever. It's fine.

He won't say no.

No. Why would he? Exactly.

We're going to get caught.

No. We can just go to another restaurant.

Yeah. We can go to another restaurant. We can go to another restaurant. I know.

He'll be okay.

Oh, he's coming. He's coming.

He's coming. He's coming.

He is coming for you.

What are the cameras for?

Is there anything else I can do for you ladies?

I must

say,

you gave us the best service ever received.

I mean, it's my birthday, so no.

Oh, my God, guys.

Is that bad?

I don't know.

Here, it's my job.

Oh,

God.

Oh, she's really doing it. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I guess.

He wants to see stuff in my mouth, huh?

I think he does.

What?

Oh, my God.

Is that you wanted to see?

Oh.

You got to do this quick, though.

There we go.

There we go.

Oh,

my God.

I think someone's coming back there.

Oh, yes. Someone is coming. Someone is coming.

I think you need to stop

now.

You need to stop, guys.

I think you're going to get kicked up today.

How was the meal?

How was everything?

Everything is good, perfect, yeah.

Yeah, everything is great.

We're just getting our bill all paid up and squared up. All right, you ladies

have a nice night.

All of us. After this, we'll be back.

All right.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Do you want a kiss?

No.

Oh, my God. Are you serious?

Yes.

You should go somewhere private.

Oh, my God.

You can go to the staff room like that. Yeah, that way.

No, it's very close.

There you go. There you go.

I threw my Kiko in there. I'm such a pussy. Come on.

What?

I don't know

what

to

say.

Oh, you feel so good, mate.

I think it tastes

so good.

... ... ... ...

... ...

...

Yes.

that. Hold on, let me see.

You know what? I don't know where you're ready to fuck off to, but you guys need

to pay your time and get out of here.

Alright? Hurry up. Scram.

I think everybody's gone.

Oh my god, holy shit.

Come here.

I'm renting with you.

Are you sure? We almost got caught.