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Once upon a time when things were rotten,
not just good, but also good.

Everybody kicked the peasants.

Things were bad and that ain't good.

Then came Robin Hood, a bomb.

Soon abandoned the very men he got in.

They were up and made of plain green
cotton.

Help me make them what their business.

Boy, a boy,

when other legends are forgotten.

We'll remember that.

The rich came through the poor.

Make sense when they get for expenses.

So when other legends are forgotten,
we'll remember.

That

weasel, that slippery, that, that,
that scurvy swine.

Oh, he slips through my fingers like, like,
like, like a shin left through a milled-on.

Precisely.

You're being too hard on yourself.

After all, think of what the odds were.

Ten to one.

I know.

But they're now our saver.

Then why don't you cut down the odds?

Cut down the odds.

Cut them down.

Cut them down.

And

you may be right.

I may be right.

I may be right.

This isn't a trick.

Is it?

No.

Cutting down the odds is precisely what I
intend to do.

Down to one to one.

Robin Hood, a common outlaw.

Versus the Black Knight.

Professional Burl slinger.

Brilliant, Sheriff.

I just love the way you've found Stack
after a humiliating defeat.

Thank you.

Get the Black Knight on the horn.

It is long distance, you know.

And that's only the area code.

That was a close battle, men.

But the prize was worth it.

Make way for a sack of Prince John's
finest treasure.

I'll be bother giving it to the sheriff in
the first place.

I think I just delivered it to us directly
and eliminate the middleman.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

There's supposed to be a pair of beautiful
diamond earrings in there.

What happened to them?

I, sir, am a man of the cloth.

You're out of line.

Beats me.

Animal.

I had to wear them, man.

No pockets.

All you guys are so serious.

It was the latest style in the forest.

That was one of these words, huh?

What a set.

Some baguette.

Blue white.

All right.

A

Spanish de blue.

And another Spanish de blue.

Oh, oh.

Blades.

There's blood on the ground.

Someone's been hurt.

It's not me.

It's not you.

It's not me.

And who's been hurt?

My loot is a butte.

And I have just tuned it for to play me a
verse of our Robin God wounded it.

Robin!

Who wounded it?

If he wanted us to know, he would have
told it at us.

Yeah.

He is a proud man.

Main Marion's right.

Robin is a legend.

And you never can walk in on a legend when
he's bleeding.

And it's find out if he's wounded without
damaging his pride.

Hey, Robin!

How bad they get you!

Get me.

What are you talking about?

I know nothing about a wounded arm.

It is arm!

No, it's all right.

A slight wound.

They only crease me.

I'll be fine by nightfall.

Guys, guys, gal.

This won't be a pretty sight.

I'd better handle it.

Look,

it's the black knight.

It's the black knight.

It's the black knight.

It's the black knight.

It's the black knight.

It's the black knight.

I presume.

Didn't your mother ever teach you to
knock?

Bertram, we need not
stand on ceremony with

the man who's about
to rid us of Robin Hood.

It's empty.

I can see that.

Where is the black knight?

Yes, where is your master?

Speak!

Our practical jokes, are night?

Just to pick off him.

In my profession, there's always some
young sheriff applying to gain a quick

reputation by eliminating the black
knight.

Then why don't you just kill the rabble?

Killing is my business, not my pleasure.

Then what is your pleasure?

None of your business.

If your skill matches your wit,
then the Robin Hood will soon be dead.

Robin Hood?

A formidable adversary.

I commend you your taste in enemies.

Thank you.

This day you will make him
a challenge he cannot refuse,

publicly accused him of
cowardice and salt his heritage.

Make fun of his jerk and whatever.

Make him accept a meeting with you.

A duel to the death.

His.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Any other way.

Shot him up.

Here is your fee.

In advance is we agree.

We have a bargain then.

Betrum.

You have my word as a knight of the realm.

On my honor I affix my seal to this
contract.

That's a lot of money.

How do we know you're as good as you say
you are?

After all, we've never seen a symbol of
your work.

Have we?

I bet he couldn't do it again.

You may be right, Betrum.

Which is why I plan to
have some of my archers

strategically placed behind
the knight the day of the duel.

Robin Hood will die one way or another.

Thank you, Marion.

It's a beautiful present.

I mean, a bandage.

Robin, it's a much pain.

No, it only hurts when I do that.

Then don't do that.

Robin.

Robin.

These notices have been posted throughout
Nottingham.

The black knight tellens you to a duel.

Crossbows at 20 paces at a neutral site of
your own choosing.

Let me have it.

And Robin, it's been nice knowing you.

Me and the Mrs. really appreciate
everything you've done for us in the past.

I'm a lily-livered what?

My uncle is a who.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Nobody makes fun of my jerkin.

What's this all about?

Well, apparently the
sheriff has hired the

renowned black knight
to do his dirty work for him.

You're not going to accept, are you?

Marion, a public challenge is a public
trust.

It cannot go unanswered.

So answer it.

Tell him no.

I can't say that.

Okay.

Then try... I cannot say...
Well, you're not even enemies.

You've never met.

Robin, sometimes it takes more courage to
refuse a challenge than to accept it.

I suppose so.

Too bad I don't have that kind of courage.

But Robin, you can't.

You shouldn't.

You mustn't.

You won't.

I can.

I should.

I must... I'll just use my good arm.

Robin, that's impossible.

You know you're a devout right-hander.

Then I'll have to become a convert.

You won't have a prayer.

You cannot do that.

I'm not doing it.

Now, this is my decision to make and I
must ponder it alone.

But what is there to decide?

Marion, this is a matter of honor.

Could you love a man without honor?

Yes.

Maybe with Libby.

Well, then, could you love a man without
pride?

Oh, I give up.

You're a fool.

A stubborn.

If you go through with it, you'll never
see me again.

Do not forsake me on my darling.

Oh, Robin.

No.

Make up your mind.

It's either the black knight or me.

You want to talk about landed on the line?

Well, I guess she put the ball under your
court, Robbo.

Well, it'd be.

I don't know, Ellen.

Oh, to be torn to its love and duty.

Okay.

That's all.

Nice, nice.

Give us the ball.

No question.

Hand it over, Robin.

What is the meaning of this?

Rob, and you've been practicing for two
days now.

You're getting nowhere.

And we're not letting you leave the forest
till the black knight is out of town.

And that's final.

We're all agreed.

And that goes for him, too.

You don't think I can do it, huh?

Oh, that's right.

No.

Very well.

Little John, here.

Oh, excuse me.

Take my crossbow.

Hey!

Now you're talking, man!

And while you're at it, why don't you take
my honor?

What do you mean honor?

We're not taking you on.

That is what you're doing, you know.

I bow to the wishes of my men.

My men.

That's right.

I guess I have no right to call them that
anymore.

They've lost faith in me.

Oh, Robin, you don't have to stand in
faith in anyone.

No, no, no.

No.

I understand only too well.

I'll just hang up my quiver and head out
to pasture.

No, Robin, that is what I wanted to do.

Oh, but don't worry about a new leader.

There are lots of them around.

Oh, who could do that, Robin?

Perhaps one of you?

Oh, not one of us, not me.

I don't want it.

Thank you.

Come on.

Alan, faithful ballot maker.

Hey, guy.

Right when I'm gone, that I did some good.

Right that for one brief shining moment,
they're lived in sure what a noble outlaw.

Are you getting all this?

Come on, man.

So you see, lads, you may save my life,
but in so doing you take away my honor.

And if I have no honor, I have no life.

A man without honor is like a man without
a head.

And without a head, what does a man have?

Who?

Ronaldo.

No place to put his hat.

Well, there you are.

Here.

Let's go, guys.

The man's got a practice.

What happened?

We had him, then we lost him.

I'll tell you what happened, little John.

The man whipped us with a silver tongue.

Well, what are we going to do now?

We will pray for an answer.

I got an idea.

Thank you.

Little John, you come with me.

Hey, what are we?

Hey, John, venison.

Okay, shut up, we'll do the talking.

And don't make a move, or I'll give you a
worthy sax and blow across your crown.

Give him the gold.

Okay, here's the deal.

Robin Hood is wounded in the arm.

He comes fight, but he's going to fight,
and then he's right.

Take the morning and get out of town
tonight.

Or right night?

He said, all right, night.

Out of sight.

This is nice.

Where do you get this?

We can save you, madrace, right?

Beauty.

Right night.

You're always arrogant.

Who's there?

The black knight.

The black knight, who, you idiot,
let him in.

There's no one here.

I'm here.

What brings you here tonight?

Indeed, it must be urgent for you to
appear without your partner.

Partner.

Your silent partner.

That's very good.

Enough!

I want you to let me out of our bargain.

What?

Impossible.

A bargain's a bargain, a deal to deal.

You break it, you bolt it, your word is
your bond.

I will not fight a wounded man.

Robin wounded.

Delightful.

Now you are guaranteed a victory.

This would be a hollow victory indeed to
kill a wounded man.

Hollow, smaller.

You will kill him.

We made a bargain.

I have your bail on seal on Bertels and to
prove it.

Is that your final word?

Final.

Finally, final.

And no tricks.

You have better shoot to kill.

I'll kill him for you.

But once he's dead, I'm coming after you.

Go.

You know, Sheriff, you're
remarkably composed

for a man who's about
to be brutally murdered.

Thank you, Bertel.

But I'm not concerned.

I will simply have to tell my arches to
train their arrows on two men instead of one.

Oh, I just love it when you're so
despicable.

Are

my arches in place?

A place for every archer and every archer
in his place.

Love and the feel of
fear in the abode from the

look of the peasants are
shaking in their bones.

Any sign of Mary Lads?

I'm afraid not, Robin.

Are you sure?

No, well, I see it's some peasants'
denobles.

The sheriff, my brother, and some guy in
black armor.

Yes, that would be the black knight.

The black knight?

What's he doing here?

He's supposed to be out of town.

Looks like the old double cross the road.

Let's get the black knight.

Let's get him.

No, Lads.

This is my fight.

Now leave me.

I've got to get ready.

It's almost high noon.

But I don't like the looks of this.

Something went wrong.

This is the beginning of the end,
Bertram.

Yes.

The start of the finish, the front and the
back.

The tip of the top, the top, the top of
the bottom.

The tip of the up.

Make your move.

Be calm.

You made it.

I guess that's it.

We have him covered.

No, stay your weapons, man.

This man shall dine with us tonight in
Sherwood.

Would you like to join us for a bite
night?

Right.

Right.

Very well, sir Knight.

You are always welcome here.

So next time he was a couple of days
notice so we can swipe you some sheets.

Bye.

Don't do anything that I didn't do.

Don't take any wooden sovereigns.

Hey, give me a plate, sir.

I wonder.

Just who was that black knight anyway?

Men call me Leicester.

Leicester.

Leicester of Chichester.

Later.

Men, I ain't never seen anything like that
in the forest before.

Yes, a knight with a mustache.