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you can find me on and pless support me
https://www.youtube.com/@titoGamersHaven
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Don't tell her, though, that I said
anything to you.
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You know, Rick, I don't give 7-Eleven
enough credit.
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You see what those ones look like in Asia?
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Like, like little grocery stores?
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Porty!
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What's that, pal?
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Yeah, the new pool's pretty great.
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Who are you texting?
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Nobody.
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Nobody?
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Yeah, nobody.
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Okay, fine.
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Kind of a weird response.
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Isn't that weird?
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Privacy is a thing.
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Says the guy who puts cameras everywhere.
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Whatever.
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Whatcha building in here?
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Freeze ray?
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Kinda, actually.
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Making a beer that chills itself.
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Morty!
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Why are you being weird?
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Let go of my phone, Morty!
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Are you texting?
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Nobody!
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God, son of a... Come on!
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What the fuck?
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It's fine!
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The fuck?
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It's fine?
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It's fine!
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You're texting with that guy?
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It's stupid, Morty.
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Seriously, it's nothing.
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Evil Morty's dangerous.
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And evil!
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Exactly.
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Which is why sometimes he reaches out and
threatens to erase our family.
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Unless I... help him with stuff.
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You work for that guy?
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He's like a Q that makes me do things for
him.
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You know Q, Morty?
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From Star Trek?
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Okay, so imagine a cosmic gay guy obsessed
with chess.
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You gonna pick that up?
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You gonna make this weird?
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I'm not allowed to be concerned!
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You sound insane right now.
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Hello?
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Shit.
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What?
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You don't answer my calls now?
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Hi, Morty.
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Yeah, feelings mutual.
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Rick, I'm not interrupting something,
am I?
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I was just catching Morty here up on
our... off-screen exploits.
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You two don't share everything as a
couple?
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You know I hate you, right?
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I do.
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It's why I try to just tax...
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Let's go.
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What the heck?
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Morty, you wanna come on this one?
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At your own risk, obviously.
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You know what?
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Yeah, I will.
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Morty.
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Cool.
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I think we can take him.
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We?
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Fuck you, I'm helpful.
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You guys scheming over there?
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No.
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Yes?
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Right.
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Morty, you haven't seen this.
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Anything happens to me?
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Gone.
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Forever.
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Across all infinity.
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Dude, they just sit there?
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Always?
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They're from an ideal
hostage dimension where
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everyone's super trusting
and never has to shit.
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There's no Morty.
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If he erases you, he erases himself.
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Can we move this along?
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There's a guy eating the multiverse.
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There's always a guy eating the
multiverse.
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His name is Frumble Wormple.
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No, it's not.
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It's not.
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It calls itself the Collective.
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At some point it'll reach the central
finite curve, then it'll be our problem.
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More exposition than I expected.
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He does this to torture me.
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No portals.
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This thing absorbs our stuff and learns to
make its own and we're fucked.
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You're driving.
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Do you guys usually talk, or is it
different because I'm here?
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Morty.
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We usually talk.
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It's boring physics stuff, Morty.
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And you two defend the central finite
curve together?
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Since when do you care about anything?
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I don't.
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That's why I make him do it.
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Thank dick we're here.
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Oh, it sees us.
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Get in the suit.
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What?
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Morty, this is multiversal galactic shit.
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I have to focus a little harder than
usual.
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Get in the suit.
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Make him wear the suit.
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Evil Morty doesn't need the suit.
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Morty, get in the suit or go home.
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Oh, it disappears.
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That's nifty.
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What's that, nanomesh?
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How's he breathing?
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It recycles the oxygen internally.
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Can he piss in there?
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He can piss in there.
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I won't need to.
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Okay, sample container's done.
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Should be absorption proof.
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Huh, pretty small.
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Nice.
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Good stuff, Morty.
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Very helpful.
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Load your fucking thing in.
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All set.
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Let's wrap this up.
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You are tremendous to be attempting this.
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It will be an honor to absorb you.
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Don't let it touch you.
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Car, clear out.
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Way ahead of you.
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You can't outrun me.
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You'll be me.
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Oh, I get it.
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Plant these charges.
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We have absorbed countless technologies,
Rick Sanchez.
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One of them will be your equal.
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Nice of you to explain.
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The more you understand
of the collective, the
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easier you will be for
the collective to absorb.
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Lucky me.
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This is me, but it is coating something
that is not me.
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We are the collective.
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I am the collective.
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I did not say or think those things,
and I don't think I sound like that.
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What are these?
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Uh, definitely not charges of some kind.
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I think that's exactly what they are.
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I will absorb them.
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Shit.
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I am the Threads of Time, bound and
perfected.
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And your time is up.
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What?
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I do not understand.
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I am the collective.
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I absorb all.
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Right, and you just absorbed a compression
algorithm.
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What?
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Now you'll absorb yourself forever.
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Impossible!
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I am the collective!
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I am the collective!
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Way to get captured.
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Obviously not my fault.
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You really fucked me there, Morty.
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Definitely not charges of some kind.
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It was stressful, okay?
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That was... cheese.
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Although, getting captured kind of worked
out.
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I didn't mind it.
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I like talking to that guy.
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Yeah, way better than the dude from last
week.
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So you guys do stuff like that together a
lot?
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Only sometimes.
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Oh.
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Should we hit a diner?
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Is that crazy?
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Get some waffles?
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What?
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No!
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Rick, tell Morty we're getting waffles.
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Something to drink.
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One, uh, two milkshakes, actually.
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Coffee with vodka in it.
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Amen.
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You have fun, Morty.
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Today was actually a pretty good one.
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And you only threw us off a little.
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My apologies.
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All good.
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Me and Rick just have a... rhythm.
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It's a fiercely unsteady truce,
Morty.
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Either of us could backstab the other at
any time.
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I get why he never looped you in.
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I mean, if I'm calling this guy,
he must be this tall to ride, you know?
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I'm sure.
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Don't let him rile you up, Morty.
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It's all dumb.
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Mostly just levitating with power and
screaming as our eyes glow.
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Sometimes we do a huge beam together.
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What even are you?
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Jesus.
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May I go to the bathroom, please?
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I gotta give these waffles some runway.
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What do I look like?
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A bad guy?
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You are... permitted.
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He's a big softie once you get to know
him, huh?
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He even showed me some... time travel
stuff.
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I'm gonna shove these waffles up your ass,
pal.
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Heavens.
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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You gonna replace me?
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I'm not sure what you're talking about.
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Uh-huh.
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Homewrecker.
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You see this?
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All this messy... whatever this is?
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It's weakness.
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Fuck you.
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You know what?
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Maybe I will steal your grandpa.
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But not because I love him.
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Because you do.
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Here we go.
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Two milkshakes for the two kinds of
Mortys.
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The one who does whatever he wants.
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And the one who sucks my grandpa's dick.
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You know what?
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I'll drink both milkshakes.
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This dick is shit so big it changed my
brain chemistry.
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What are we doing?
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We order those waffles yet?
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Can we go?
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Morty, I took such a nice shit.
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Don't make him tug my leash again.
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Oh, we can call it.
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Boy, this was great, though.
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Thanks for coming along, Morty.
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Rick, we gotta do this after missions more
often.
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Uh-huh.
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This one's on me.
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And, uh, till next time, Gramps.
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I winked.
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Maybe you couldn't tell because of the
eyepatch.
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We could tell.
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Blackmailing prick.
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Motherfucker!
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Yeah!
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I don't understand.
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I put the blueprints for that dumb fucking
Omega device in the Omega device, Morty.
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It even wiped from every possible reality.
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You mean... Yes, you
possessive fucking nerd.
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We're free of that hack bullshit once and
for all.
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Uh-oh, sweet bliss.
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I'm already forgetting what we're talking
about.
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God, he brought you along to flex.
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He showed you his lair.
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That overconfident little bitch.
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Predictable bitch!
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That's what happens when you get too used
to winning, Morty.
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You start sucking your own dick,
Morty.
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He's gonna be coming for us, Morty.
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He's coming, and he's gonna be pissed.
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He doesn't have the luxury of subtlety
anymore.
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That smug dick.
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Don't wanna murder the shit out of me,
Morty.
278
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,580
That's why I built this place,
Morty.
279
00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:40,780
This whole dimension is a bunker,
Morty.
280
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:41,900
Oh, man.
281
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,540
We live in the bunker now, Morty.
282
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,160
We might be here forever, Morty.
283
00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:46,620
Bunker dimension!
284
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:50,160
So, Evil Morty thinks he's my nemesis.
285
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,320
Mostly just sucks.
286
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,400
But he is deadly.
287
00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:53,100
Swallow this.
288
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,300
It's a kind of body armor goo so you can
take some hits.
289
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:55,980
But only some.
290
00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:57,420
I'm not made of body armor goo.
291
00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:58,460
What about Space Beth?
292
00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,120
Space Beth is mean to me sometimes.
293
00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:02,380
There's an evil version of Morty?
294
00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:03,660
Yes, Jerry, obviously.
295
00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:04,220
Keep up.
296
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,480
He's crafty, he's evil, he's a pussy-ass
bitch.
297
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:10,320
He doesn't think I know this, but his
stupid Akira palm laser has a cool down.
298
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,820
You get 20 seconds after firing it to
tackle him.
299
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,460
If he corners you, yell a slur.
300
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:15,460
A bad slur.
301
00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:15,880
What?
302
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,100
That reaction exactly.
303
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,100
The worse the slur, the more time it buys
you.
304
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,900
Jerry, pretend to shit your pants in fear.
305
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,040
I'll see what I can do.
306
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,600
So we just live here now?
307
00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:24,180
On high alert.
308
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:27,120
But also, open your heart to the joys of
the bunker dimension.
309
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:30,300
There's normal plumbing, and your friends
and neighbors all have combat training.
310
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,360
Like Bunker Gene here.
311
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:32,500
Oorah.
312
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:33,960
At ease, PG.
313
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000
Now, ballistics.
314
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,880
Evil Morty does have a force field.
315
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:37,760
It's annoying.
316
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,060
Is Bunker Gene from this dimension?
317
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,620
Or do you think we could have brought him
here?
318
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:42,960
Seems like he used to be a marine.
319
00:13:42,980 --> 00:13:43,520
No whispering.
320
00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:45,740
Whispering's the first step to turning on
each other.
321
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:46,780
He might go for that too.
322
00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:48,020
Classic bunker maneuver.
323
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,040
Just let us stew in here until we go
insane.
324
00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:52,680
So we can't go insane, even if we live
here forever.
325
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,160
More questions?
326
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,640
No further questions.
327
00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,530
Do you wish I was smarter?
328
00:14:02,790 --> 00:14:04,210
Oh, Morty, have some dignity.
329
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,390
I don't know, maybe it was all an act.
330
00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:11,030
But he's powerful and confident,
and you guys had real chemistry.
331
00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:13,230
I can't even do chemistry homework.
332
00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:15,390
He wears a villain accessory, Morty.
333
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:16,870
We are closing the book on this.
334
00:14:17,050 --> 00:14:18,050
Evil Morty sucks.
335
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:18,910
You promise?
336
00:14:19,330 --> 00:14:19,990
I promise.
337
00:14:20,350 --> 00:14:20,590
Phew.
338
00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:23,090
And you're sure he can't break in?
339
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:23,870
It's unlikely.
340
00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:25,630
Unless he's canonically
mastered the tech needed
341
00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:27,170
to board through
dimensional infrastructure.
342
00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,170
I don't know, I don't keep track of that
stuff.
343
00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:35,410
I'm happy you don't like him more than me,
Rick.
344
00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:37,910
I think this one might be for keepsies,
Morty.
345
00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:38,830
Shoot to kill.
346
00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:40,010
Roger that.
347
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,870
Did it work, sir?
348
00:14:57,890 --> 00:14:58,890
It worked.
349
00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:01,210
You
350
00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:17,600
built a bunker dimension just for me.
351
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:18,620
I don't have to lie here.
352
00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,160
I built it for a bunch of reasons.
353
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,540
You're not special, pal.
354
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,600
I don't need to be.
355
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,140
You're gonna watch me kill him.
356
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,260
Oh man, you sound as pressed as Morty was.
357
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:31,600
You do have a lot in common.
358
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,400
That's cute.
359
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,840
How many of those you got left?
360
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,300
Like, two?
361
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:40,620
Is it two?
362
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,080
Three?
363
00:15:42,280 --> 00:17:33,470
Oh, fuck you!
364
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:34,630
You're really gonna do this?
365
00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:36,610
You're really gonna try to make him shoot
me?
366
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:37,590
That's your trick?
367
00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:40,470
Just say your whole plan out loud so he
doesn't suspect you?
368
00:17:41,530 --> 00:17:42,530
Shit.
369
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,010
I really do hate you guys.
370
00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:00,070
No, you don't.
371
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,530
That's the real reason you need to kill us
right now.
372
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,030
Because for Rick, making me jealous was an
act.
373
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:06,370
But for you?
374
00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:08,230
Yeah, run, bitch.
375
00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:10,930
You leaned in hard because you thought it
was real.
376
00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:11,790
Damn, Morty.
377
00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:13,110
I saw what I saw, Rick.
378
00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:15,250
He's got a big ol' crush on you.
379
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:16,410
I'd like to deny it, Morty.
380
00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:17,890
But I'm pretty irresistible.
381
00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:26,390
Well, maybe it's us who need to run,
bitch.
382
00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:32,650
Jerry!
383
00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:34,010
Not helping, Dad!
384
00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:37,390
Twenty seconds!
385
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:38,510
Jump him!
386
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:41,270
Get your little iPad, you piece of shit!
387
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,230
You like that?
388
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:53,250
That little time device you showed me?
389
00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:54,570
I made one too.
390
00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:55,990
Just like the portal gun.
391
00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:58,790
Always struck me as odd that Rick's don't
do time travel.
392
00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:01,150
I get that it's messy, but so are you.
393
00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:04,410
Anyways, good thing I'm not a Rick.
394
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,410
Hey, that's what I can see!
395
00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:11,370
You're surrounded for a thousand years in
any direction, you sick fuck!
396
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:40,880
Thanks for the tip-off.
397
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,740
A lot of people freezing time these days.
398
00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:44,880
Just a concerned citizen officer.
399
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,180
This societal breakdown is what it is.
400
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,740
Nobody pulling over for ambulances no more
neither.
401
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,140
Alright, get him out of here.
402
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,020
I want this kid processed yesterday.
403
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,820
Hey, wait up!
404
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:57,920
What?
405
00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:00,060
Oh shit!
406
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,640
You touch me with that hand again and I'll
fucking cube it, pal.
407
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:04,940
You're nothing.
408
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,480
You're less than nothing.
409
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,340
Morty's right.
410
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,440
You do have a crush.
411
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,000
You needed the cops to win.
412
00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:12,150
Ugh, scoreboard.
413
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,340
Sorry, Morty.
414
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:15,960
You made it weird.
415
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,200
We were never a thing.
416
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:17,960
Uh-huh.
417
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:20,080
Enjoy prison, fucker!
418
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,720
Season nine, baby.
419
00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:29,940
Only an indefinite number more.
420
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,280
Sure glad we didn't have to use those
slurs.
421
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,560
Oh my god, same.
422
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,600
You had one ready?
423
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,020
No, don't act like you didn't.
424
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,920
Let's all say them at the same time.
425
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,980
Three, two, one.
426
00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:41,660
Ew!
427
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:42,040
Ew!
428
00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:43,540
Wow!
429
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,680
Evil Morty off the board for good,
huh?
430
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,280
What are you gonna do now, Rick?
431
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,860
Nothing but green, you know?
432
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:51,020
Green grass in front of us, baby.
433
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,080
I need a vacation.
434
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:52,700
Oh.
435
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,440
Nice.
436
00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:57,980
But you do like me more than him.
437
00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,120
Don't be needy, Morty.
438
00:21:34,610 --> 00:21:37,450
When are you in for, ape?
439
00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:38,530
This is it?
440
00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:41,190
You're not gonna put me in stasis for all
of time?
441
00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:43,270
Or, I don't know, remove my consciousness?
442
00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:43,890
What?
443
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,830
Bro, this shit's supposed to be punitive.
444
00:21:46,110 --> 00:21:48,310
What the hell sucks about going to sleep?
445
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:49,750
Nah, little man.
446
00:21:49,890 --> 00:21:51,610
Y'all gonna be eating mush on a tray.
447
00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:54,750
With like big aggro dudes that call you
fish, relentlessly.
448
00:21:55,170 --> 00:21:55,450
Damn.
449
00:21:55,630 --> 00:21:57,250
I mean, you can get jacked.
450
00:21:57,370 --> 00:21:59,990
But even then, you gotta hustle for that
protein.
451
00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:01,290
You guys have prison pegs.
452
00:22:01,370 --> 00:22:02,610
We have forever to do it.
453
00:22:07,670 --> 00:22:09,130
Did you get any of that?
454
00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:11,150
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