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Oh my god, we're gonna be late.

Yeah, yeah, let's go this way. Maybe this door?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Alright, let's go this way.

He looks like Pitbull or something.

Uh,

yeah?

I think it's like... Oh my god.

I think that's J -Mac. J -Mac?

Is that... Alright, I'm going to record you.

You probably get this a lot.

Maybe you just look like him. I can't tell. Yeah,

definitely.

Yeah? You J -Mac?

Holy shit. Dude, you can't go anywhere without getting noticed.

Yeah,

there's a gym right here you you guys are going to the cosplay convention

it's in this big building right here, but this is a gym over here, so we're

gonna go You know this guy We

know what you've been watching at home

We were actually just filming a video on how to get in porn star shape. Oh, porn

star shape.

You know.

How much of it is just from fucking?

All of it, probably.

All of it?

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I mean, we're, like, already so late for this convention.

You guys are late? Where are you guys from?

I'm from New York.

Oh, nice.

Nice. Okay.

You guys are, wait, so you're both from New York out of town?

Out of towners?

Yeah, we're out of town here. We just came for the convention.

I was wondering because I think some people in like some costumes and stuff

that. Yeah, well.

Do you like her costume?

Yeah, it's dope.

Yeah, give us a spin. I'm filming right now. Yeah, it's because I'm an alien.

Spin around.

Spin around. Oh, okay.

No, we're getting paid. What?

Damn. They let you in there like that?

It's too hot.

Makes sense. It is pretty hot out here. Yeah.

That's crazy.

Do you still make videos?

I do.

I make some videos myself, actually.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I look at you. I know. That's great. Yeah. What, like the dance videos

online? Oh.

Oh.

I think she got like a fan page or something.

Yeah. The content. This seems like almost like cosmic. Like maybe. Maybe.

Didn't she do something?

I mean, it just feels right, right? It does feel pretty right. You guys are

going to do gym videos or?

Yeah, we're going to work out. We're going to work out.

Are you going to do porn star shape?

Um,

I'm okay.

I really don't want to.

Oh, you don't want to come? Sit around and watch. You don't want to go with us?

No, I'm okay.

Come on.

I have a boyfriend, I guess.

Oh. I'm going to go shopping. She's such a B word.

Yeah. Damn.

But I mean, have fun. You will know. He ain't going to watch this.

You won't know.

Maybe when she tells me how.

Yeah, she'll let you know.

That's all. You're going to leave me the third wheel. Look at this, Jay. What's

up with this, bro?

I'm going to give you the camera. I'm going to go with her.

This is working out for everybody.

Yeah, everybody's doing this.

Oh, my God. I can't go anywhere with this guy. If we go fishing, anything,

always this.

So, I would be remiss if I didn't... Can I touch your neck?

Right here?

Girl, I have to.

Right here?

No one else is around.

Bro, wipe it out. Let her see it real quick.

Let her see it.

She's really... She's in there? She's in there.

Oh, I'm done.

We're going to get kicked out by the security around here.

We're going to get kicked out. We're going to get in trouble.

oh my god this is crazy so you're gonna skip out on the convention though yeah

she's like yeah she has

no plan oh my god this is crazy oh holy

let's uh

Isn't your apartment around the corner?

Oh, I? Yeah.

Yeah.

Let's go.

All right, let's go. Let's do this shit before we get cute. Okay, I'm going to

leave, guys.

Oh, what the fuck?

Wait, hey.

It's fine. It's fine. Text me after.

Oh, my God. Is your friend? She crazy.

She wild. All right. Holy, I'm up. I'm fine.

Golden love.

Are you going to record this or what? I'm recording it right now.

Come on, let's go. No, no, no, hold on. What you doing?

All right, bug it, I guess.

Oh, stroke it real quick.

Give him a little stroke right there. Oh, my God.

Stroke it, stroke it.

Can I lick it? Yeah, lick it, lick it, lick it. Lick it one time, but we got to

go. We can't do this here.

Come on, come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Let's go. Your friend is

us.

I'm going to peel more of that.

What for? You live on.

I don't remember it being this high.

Don't play it.

Sorry,

I'm being the typical cameraman here.

What? So what if your neighbors come out?

I hear everybody.

Yeah, you're wild. It's so good, eh?

Wow.

Oh,

yeah.

Just like that.

Try to keep it down, dude. Yeah, it's pretty.

oh yeah

You're wild. You're crazy. You kicked it off.

We're good.

I want to feel it.

I need them to touch me a little different.

Be quiet.

I can't do this. Happy?

Yeah, this is wild dude.

Mm -hmm.

Let's go.

It's loud and hot as fuck out here.

So what?

What was that? What was that?

Oh. I'm going to take this shit off. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Wow.

Hey, Jay, you really fixed up the place, bro. Good shit.

Kind of sucks you live next to a cement plant there, buddy. Right?

So don't get dirty.

So who cares, right, when you're getting your head? Yeah, right?

Yeah, you're focused on the wrong thing. Yeah, sorry about that.

Oh, yes, yes.

Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Pain on.

Look up here, look at the camera.

So hard.

Love it, huh?

Yeah.

Want to get back in that pussy? Yeah. Yeah, come here.

Get over here.

Wow.

God.

Anime pussy.

Yeah. You say anime?

Cosplay pussy.

Yeah.

Yeah, she's something special.

Alien pussy.

Yeah, all this world pussy? Yeah.

Look at that.

Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh,

shit.

Oh,

yeah. Do what you do best, baby. Yeah.

Alien pussy.

Alien pussy.

Yeah.

with the lights. I think you need to put them higher.

How do you feel bro?

You want me to squirt on you?

Can I have your knees?

Oh, fuck.

Come on over to those fucking titties, don't you?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah, look up there.

Rub my fucking balls. Rub my balls.

Rub them. Rub them on your hands. Rub them on your hands.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah? Let me see those titties. Let me see those titties right there.

Yeah, come and stay liberated.

I'm getting close.

I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it. Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

All right, let me see those tickets.

Oh,

man.

So fucking hot. We need to get her email or her number sometime in this video,

right? You want this video? I do, yeah. We'll email it to you, no problem.

Yeah. What was your name again?

Susie Steller.

Susie Steller, yo.