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从北海道回来后
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笑笑对方先生就彻底死心了
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对爱情也灰心了
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和秦奋的交往一直让她很矛盾
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有时觉得此人很贴心也有趣
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有时又觉得他很情绪化
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悲观起来就颓废
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兴奋起来就失控
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挺大的人了却仍然像个孩子
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最让她纠结的是
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虽然她努力想让自己爱上秦奋
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然而却始终止步于好感
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秦奋已经不年轻了
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北京话 苍孙
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苍孙无限好 只是近黄昏
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和笑笑不同
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在结婚这件事上
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他是希望尽快把生米煮成熟饭的
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为此
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他特意选择了慕田峪长城
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决定在那里向笑笑正式求婚
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你起来
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你实在点行吗
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你答应我
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咱俩先结了
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以后后悔再说以后的
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你想清楚了
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结了我可是不离的
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你要离 我就
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接孟姜女的班
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把剩下的那段长城也哭塌了
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没你我活不了
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你老实告诉我
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你今年到底多大了
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六一 六一 的嘛
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你都61啦
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六一年生的
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48.
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那后面还有30年呢
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活不了那么长 活不了那么长
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20年总有吧
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你跟谁过过20年啊
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还真没有
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那你怎么敢保证
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就可以跟我白头到老呢
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我不知道
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是愿望吧
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结婚对你来说意味着什么呀
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是爱吗
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不是 不是
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绝不是
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这我懂 爱是有寿命的
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我要真爱你我就不跟你结婚啦
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说溜嘴了 说溜嘴了
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爱还是爱的
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你别 你别找补
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我愿意听你说真话
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生米终于要煮成熟饭了
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我宣布
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芒果女士和李香山先生的离婚典礼
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现在开始
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请二位旧人
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入场
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停
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今天
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我们在一起
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见证
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我们的
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共同的好朋友
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芒果和香山
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结束他们维持5年的婚姻
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从夫妻变回熟人
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请你们对钱发誓
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以下你们做出的承诺
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是诚实可信
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深思熟虑 义无反顾的
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芒果
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你诚实的回答我
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把手放上
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从今往后
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不论香山
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多么富有 多么健康 多么爱你
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你都不愿意和他在一起吗
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不愿意
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香山
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你诚实的回答我
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从今往后
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不论芒果
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多么漂亮 多么动人 多么爱你
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你都不愿意和她在一起吗
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不愿意
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下面请二位互相交回戒指
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我替你们挖坑埋了
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要最后一吻吗
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要
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不必了吧
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那就不必了吧
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他们说不必了
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下面
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剪囍字
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那就像熟人一样握个手吧
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去呀
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去呀 去呀
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再像熟人一样
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拥个抱吧
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怎么那么多事啊你
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抱吧
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离了也是好朋友
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散买卖 不散交情
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二位倒香槟
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不过啦
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不过啦
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放鸽子
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轩轩
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咱俩可以一起放啊
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把绳子解开
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谢谢你能来啊
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果果 好看吧
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好看
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轩轩
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你今天怎么那么兴奋啊
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为他们高兴啊
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放飞的心情
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离了还是好朋友
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那当初结婚还干嘛呢
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直接当好朋友不就成了
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那可不一样
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结之前的好朋友和离之后的好朋友
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有本质的区别啊
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终于可以不负责任了是吧
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不是不负责任
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是谁也不图谁什么了
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双方都不抱幻想了
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才能做到真正的包容
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这朋友交的多踏实啊
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ECCO李
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果果认识吧
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认识认识
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给大伙添麻烦了啊
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真羡慕你们俩
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什么情况啊
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干了干了干了
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刚跟你一起放气球那女孩是谁啊
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眉来眼去的
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香山他们公司聘的一个台湾女主持
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还老拉我跟她主持一档旅游节目
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我一直没答应
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难怪香山今天那么兴奋呢
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千万不要相信一见钟情
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哪跌倒的哪爬起来
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香山哥你真帅
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帅么
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你哪的你
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你跟谁来的
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什么情况喝酒
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香山哥少喝啊
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你这么急着娶我
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是不是也惦记着早结早离啊
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我是打算跟你一条道走到黑的
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原来你们俩在这躲着
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我说我怎么逮不着你们呢
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在这呢
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少喝 少喝
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受累了哥哥
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弟弟喝大了
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大伙还满意吗
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都很受启发很受鼓舞
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有好几对都说了
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回头他们分的时候也这么办
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靠谱
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什么是生活
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生活就是每天都有一个新的
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美丽的梦幻般的开始
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真没良心
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我告诉你我一会就开始 李香山
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果果 我问你
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今天高不高兴
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高兴
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好不好
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好
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有没有面子
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嗯
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以后想我了给我打电话 随时
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你别给新认识的人花太多钱
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散啦
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散啦散啦啊
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散啦散啦
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散啦
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散啦散啦 各回各家
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你跟香山说他别老一激动
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就给新人花太多钱
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你这车 你这车
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你这车
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你们俩从此不是一车啦
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果果大了
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好不好
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好好好
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太好了 好吧
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好好好
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好着呢
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走啦
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奋哥
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怎么着
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您得把这燕尾服还我
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你先拿着
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裤子明儿再说啊
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好嘞 回见回见
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好 我给您关
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好
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姓秦的
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谢谢你啊
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办的比我们结婚的时候都热闹
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跟你求了么
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当啷
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千万别学我啊
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脑袋一热就答应了
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要结也得先试
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好的就不用试了
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试就试这人有多差劲
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你都不可爱了
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他还能对你好么
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你从什么时候开始不可爱的
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蜜月都没过完呢他就嫌我笨了
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那咱们就从蜜月开始试
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不
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要试咱们就从七年之痒开始
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就试
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谁比谁讨厌
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先生
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您用哪一款
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法国和澳大利亚
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先生
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我们准备了法国和澳洲的红酒
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您想用哪一瓶
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别动
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真像我们品牌的人
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你必须得参加我们这次
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海南分赛区的选美
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天使在艾美
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最少能进前五
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梁小姐有经纪人么
242
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有兴趣向代言方面发展么
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这是我的名片
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人家都结婚了
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都有老公了
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梁小姐
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有车送吗
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喂
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我到了
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你在哪呢
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我还没出门呢
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你都到了
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要不你先自己打个车到亚龙湾
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我到那接你
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好
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那我自己打车吧
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那谁呢
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笑笑
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刚才还在那呢
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哦好 谢谢谢谢
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您的咖啡请慢用
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谢谢
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喂
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你怎么不接我电话呀
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你干嘛呢你
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我都到亚龙湾了
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你在哪呢
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什么
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你真去啦？
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啊
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我骗你呐
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我就在飞机场呢
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00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,033
我就在大厅的出口等你呢
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那你赶紧过来吧
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马上
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马上马上我马上
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你别动啊
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你怎么骗人呢
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看在今天是咱俩试婚头一天
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我就原谅你了啊
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真结婚了
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两口子就得以诚相待
283
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不能我不说实话你也不说实话
284
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,519
俩瞎话连篇
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那这日子怎么往下过啊
286
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,310
你也觉得以诚相待重要了呀
287
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太重要了
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一家子至少一个得说实话
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否则我们就永远听不到实话了
290
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,149
这没说实话的责任在我是么
291
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,390
我那是要给你一个惊喜
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你可是真骗我
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一个人坐那喝一小时咖啡
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就是不接电话
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00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,834
看着我干着急
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我呢也有不少满嘴说瞎话的朋友
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00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,629
可人家说瞎话是有目的的
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00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,471
没见过你这样子的
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00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,669
什么都不为
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00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,789
你是不是说瞎话有快感呀
301
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,555
我原来实话也比瞎话多
302
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,308
后来发现实话伤人
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00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,355
谁都不爱听
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我也不爱听
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00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,239
居家过日子犯不着肝胆相照
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虚着点和气
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你老实告诉我
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00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,473
我真有你平时夸的那么好么
309
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,798
人品还是模样啊
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00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,749
分得开么在我身上
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00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,711
我实话告诉你
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你
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俩眼长得有点
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开
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有点像比目鱼
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你的实话就是人身攻击是吧
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00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,270
我就知道说实话是这结果
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00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:03,795
到了
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00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,469
你怎么找了一个
320
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,437
这么不真实的地方安家呀
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00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,475
这是我准备死在这的地方
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面朝大海
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背靠青山
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四季花开
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最后一眼看世界
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就别看一眼糟心了
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00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,439
这地方你买的呀
328
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,789
怎么没跟我说呢
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租的
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20年
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安度晚年够用了
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晚年了已经
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要我说呀
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00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,709
七年之痒咱不试了
335
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,750
把中年危机也省了
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00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,114
直接就试相依为命
337
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,799
你说行么
338
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,358
我看行
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00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,478
我给你放上水
340
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,273
麻利的洗个澡吧
341
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,272
我冲凉
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00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,555
环保
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00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,516
你在这我怎么换衣服啊
344
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,193
老夫老妻了怎么还害燥啊
345
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,475
这么多年都不背着我
346
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,033
这会儿讲究起来了
347
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,636
俩人洗更环保
348
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,834
这么多年了
349
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,115
我也受够了
350
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,636
现在我要求有一点自己的隐私
351
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,308
要不咱别试了
352
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,753
真结了得了
353
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,153
你这样的打着灯笼还真难找
354
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,039
回头夜长梦多
355
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,237
再让谁给劫了
356
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,394
真要结了婚
357
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,679
你会想要孩子吗
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00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,270
长得像你就要 像我就算了
359
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,548
那有了孩子
360
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,035
你还会像现在这样对我好吗
361
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,350
我说实话你可别急
362
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,631
没有孩子我也不可能
363
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,593
永远像现在这样对你好
364
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,630
谁敢给永远打保票啊
365
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,599
说能你会死啊
366
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,232
你看你看 你看
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00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,548
你让我说实话
368
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,392
我一说实话你就急
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00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,079
那我就骗你吧
370
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,315
能
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00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,354
我就不会变
372
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,639
我要对一个人好
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00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,559
我就永远都对他好
374
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,391
您说那好
375
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,078
是我说那好么
376
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:01,996
亲爱的
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00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,593
下楼梯我自己来叹
378
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,436
那不行
379
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,709
一步都不让你走
380
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,268
你行不行啊
381
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,759
不行我自己下来走得了
382
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,349
那哪行啊 必须的
383
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,310
马上就到了
384
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,715
你放手你放手
385
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,073
你放手
386
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,032
看你出的这身汗
387
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,468
不行就别逞能
388
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,039
好像我多沉似的
389
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,236
你是没赶上我好的时候
390
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,469
这二年
391
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,398
是有点虚
392
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,633
以前不这样
393
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,029
不这样
394
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,794
你磨蹭什么呢
395
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,355
马上 马上
396
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,394
来我帮你我帮你
397
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,070
怎么啦
398
00:28:59,120 --> 00:28:59,836
腰
399
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:00,711
腰 腰动不了了
400
00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,033
疼疼 疼疼
401
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,512
我帮你揉揉
402
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,350
不能揉 疼
403
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,435
疼
404
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,271
上午蝶泳来着
405
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,193
蝶大发了
406
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,111
就你这身子骨还蝶泳啊
407
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,998
你以为自己是菲尔普斯啊
408
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,479
别用指尖揉啊
409
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,119
用手掌揉
410
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,078
你把我这衣服撩开
411
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,238
舒服
412
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,631
你帮我把那CD打开
413
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,639
第四首
414
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,350
你拉开床头柜那抽屉
415
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,190
看见那油了吗
416
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,594
看见了
417
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,312
先把手搓热了
418
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,594
感觉热了吗
419
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:52,510
热啦
420
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,272
把油倒手心里
421
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,239
多倒点
422
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,309
多倒
423
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:05,311
你上来
424
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,151
啊
425
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,554
上来
426
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,479
你骑我身上
427
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,752
这样你能使上劲
428
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,588
你顺着我这腰肌往上揉
429
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,476
哪是腰肌啊
430
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,828
这就是 这就是
431
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,354
往上揉
432
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,231
往下揉
433
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,437
再往上揉
434
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,756
你当这是按摩了吧
435
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,478
真是享受
436
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,475
你把自己当末代皇帝了吧
437
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,832
行不行啊
438
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,669
你醒啦
439
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,236
对不起 我睡着了
440
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,073
我太失礼了
441
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,559
没事
442
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,828
你接着睡
443
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,435
咱没必要非走那过场
444
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,794
你转过来
445
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,799
我真不是故意的
446
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,758
我一松手你就掉下去了
447
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,548
要睡也是我睡沙发你睡床上啊
448
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,399
是你睡沙发呀
449
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,595
小俩口
450
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,159
头一宿就分居
451
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,072
传出去让人笑话
452
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,708
你的蜜月已经结束了 大哥
453
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,358
咱们现在是老两口了
454
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,708
你对我已经冷淡了
455
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,831
我不冷淡我热得跟一盆火似的
456
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,759
不不不 你这盆火已经烧成灰了
457
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:58,759
我也已经冷淡了
458
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,552
谁也不想碰谁了
459
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,193
审美疲劳了明白吗秦奋
460
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,240
那这日子还怎么往下过呀
461
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,550
所以才要试呀
462
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,351
这情况很普遍的
463
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,036
据说百分之九十的夫妻
464
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,276
结了婚15年20年以后
465
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,470
就谁也不碰谁了
466
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,313
可人家日子还是照样过嘛
467
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,149
咱们试婚试的是什么啊
468
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,070
嗯
469
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:30,354
咱们试婚试的不是什么如胶似漆
470
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,356
咱们试的是
471
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,557
没有了激情还能不能不离不弃
472
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:35,789
白头到老
473
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,595
你行吗
474
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,349
我先表个态
475
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,475
我行
476
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,708
我也表个态
477
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,398
我就是那例外的
478
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,110
你80了我对你也有激情
479
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,800
又睁眼说瞎话了
480
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,230
我80你都100啦
481
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,517
筷子你都拿不住
482
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,791
我站在你面前你都不认得我是谁了
483
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,672
还以为我是你妈呢
484
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,192
早知道这么冷淡
485
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,315
还不如娶那一年一次的呢
486
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,311
好歹一年还有一次
487
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,429
可你倒好
488
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,271
一天好日子没捞着过
489
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,839
后悔了吧
490
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,510
一切都还来得及
491
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,668
看来这试婚还真是有必要的
492
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,191
好好想想吧
493
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,230
扛不住
494
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,673
就早说
495
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,391
晚安了 亲爱的
496
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,039
您好 打扰了
497
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,270
您先生在淘宝网上订的轮椅到了
498
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,753
我们没订轮椅啊
499
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,713
是秦先生订的 我能听出他的声
500
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,075
怎么啦
501
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,711
你要轮椅干吗
502
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,354
我瘫了
503
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,308
你说什么
504
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,472
我瘫了
505
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,519
你瘫了
506
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,238
站不起来了
507
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,759
别胡扯 你起来
508
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,149
不是没有这个可能性啊
509
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,392
咱试婚试什么啊
510
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,797
都硬硬朗朗的拔腿就能跑那不用试
511
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,319
咱就试 其中有一个瘫了
512
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,511
另一个能不能不离不弃
513
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,076
伺候他吃 伺候他喝
514
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,715
给他洗澡 推他遛弯
515
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,759
现在那个瘫了的就是我
516
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,759
我表个态啊
517
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,270
要是换你瘫了我会伺候你一辈子
518
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,469
你行么
519
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,429
行
520
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,596
有本事你一辈子都别起来
521
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,629
就放这边吧
522
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:32,752
打扰了
523
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:33,717
谢谢
524
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,272
我要上厕所
525
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,395
忍着
526
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,509
忍不住啦
527
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,557
忍不住就尿裤子里
528
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,678
尿完了我给你洗
529
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,312
他还挺帅的
530
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,273
他的胸肌能夹起一支笔呢
531
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,235
首长同志
532
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,668
我舰准备好
533
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,519
请示按计划起航
534
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,034
按计划起航
535
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,030
是
536
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,639
你们才认识几天啊
537
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,393
你也太投入了吧
538
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,593
不在乎时间长短
539
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,760
有的人你跟他过一辈子都没感觉
540
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,519
有的人吧
541
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,596
又属于一见钟情了吧你
542
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:15,749
对啊
543
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,073
你说怎么回事啊
544
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,149
我每回都是这样
545
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,077
每次来都来真的
546
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,311
你们家那老爷子怎么样
547
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,033
婚试的还行
548
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,758
我们家那老爷子啊
549
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,151
正憋着坏考验我呢
550
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,072
芒果味儿
551
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,355
怎么猜出来的
552
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,152
这嘴型比那个还大
553
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,070
没劲
554
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,672
发什么愣呢
555
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,559
我在回忆我的一生
556
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,317
你的一生就是游手好闲的一生
557
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,509
真瘫啦
558
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,238
我什么时候骗过你啊
559
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,395
她对我不好
560
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,596
衣裳不给换 澡也不给洗
561
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,113
我都馊了
562
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:20,514
还真有味啊
563
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:21,709
他真挺臭的
564
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,190
你还学会告状了
565
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:27,476
你看他
566
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,517
就他能想出这种招来
567
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,031
在轮椅上坐好几天了
568
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,314
让我伺候他
569
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,273
芒果来了 你还不起来呀
570
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,629
行啦行啦 差不多行啦
571
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,149
你老这么窝着呀 血脉淤积
572
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:52,073
回头整一静脉曲张的可是自己
573
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,432
这事儿对我有利没利我不管
574
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,314
只要对她没利我就干
575
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,312
你怎么这么缺德呀你
576
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:07,277
你是啊 没看见她怎么气我呢
577
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,308
头一宿
578
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,232
我敲了半夜的门
579
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,392
我生命力这么旺盛
580
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,398
不说试我怎么行
581
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,591
一上来就试我怎么不行
582
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,392
有这样的吗
583
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,631
一口甜头都不给
584
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,153
一口没尝呢就逼着我说腻了
585
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,309
什么意思呀
586
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,072
你俩到现在都没有过啊
587
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,673
可不是没有吗
588
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,310
原来是我不愿意趁她之危
589
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,558
现在 是她逼着我演审美疲劳
590
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,309
行
591
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,194
那我就照着了给她演
592
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,109
这几天
593
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,192
我什么活都不干
594
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,476
油瓶子倒了都不扶
595
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,599
就在这当大爷
596
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,316
幸福不一定在一起
597
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,190
倒霉一定要在一起
598
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,074
按她的理论说这才叫夫妻呢
599
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,316
芒果不吃芒果
600
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,078
你这是打算是装一阵子还是装一辈子呀
601
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,431
那得看她表现了
602
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,151
让我站起来也容易
603
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,072
重新聊聊待遇
604
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,315
你要什么待遇啊
605
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,753
丈夫的待遇呀
606
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,799
假戏不一定真演
607
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,638
起码得睡一床吧
608
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,274
帮我续点水去
609
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,668
渴我一上午了
610
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:47,620
笑笑
611
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,272
你们家水壶在哪啊
612
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,159
怎么指使你了
613
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,429
来 给我
614
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,359
在这呢
615
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,192
这都是你给他洗的呀
616
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,111
我尽量不让他喝水
617
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,397
要不他老让我搀着他上厕所
618
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,355
你瞧他那样
619
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,198
还真把自己当瘫子了
620
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,269
拧着呢
621
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,472
你不管 他他真往裤子里给你尿
622
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,714
我真服了你了
623
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,313
你就这么惯着他呀
624
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:23,709
我也想试试
625
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,273
自己真遇上这种事能不能抗得住啊
626
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,438
没这么考验自己的啊
627
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,792
他这不是欺负人么
628
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,115
没事
629
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,788
他不嫌受罪他就瘫着叹
630
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,834
这两天累的我够呛
631
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,799
我也不想做饭了
632
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,237
咱下山找个酒店吃叹
633
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,150
行啊
634
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,274
您好 欢迎光临石梅湾艾美酒店
635
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,156
你来
636
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,389
这有轮椅
637
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,516
一会儿帮我把那残疾人给抬进去
638
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:04,516
好的
639
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,510
你好
640
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,070
谢谢
641
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:50,476
谢谢
642
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,395
你自己能吃吗
643
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,276
不能
644
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,153
手也不能动啦
645
00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,309
瘫到脖子啦你
646
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,309
瘫了嘛
647
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,678
那边是越南吗
648
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,035
是的 但是看不到的
649
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,792
头盘给我来这鞑靼牛肉
650
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,474
我就要那个
651
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,033
鲁库拉沙拉吧
652
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,475
芝士别放 酱料我自己搁
653
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:18,271
哎
654
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,236
我呢
655
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,190
我还没要呢
656
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:21,476
对啊
657
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,113
还有你呢
658
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,354
你要什么呀
659
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,399
你能吃什么呀
660
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:29,749
吃肉啊
661
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,111
我们这的小牛肉做的比较好
662
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:33,075
建议您尝尝
663
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,116
来一份
664
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:34,791
几成熟呢
665
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,075
三成
666
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,394
吃生肉啊
667
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,355
回头拉裤子里自己收拾啊
668
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:54,355
我过去一下
669
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,314
往这儿看
670
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,350
我还在这呢
671
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,753
跟你说点正事儿啊
672
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,074
你上次托我办那个人寿保险啊
673
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,349
保单我给你带来了啊
674
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,594
保险金额
675
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,432
三百万 我没记错吧
676
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,310
嗯
677
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,033
那受益人填谁啊
678
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,031
填她呀
679
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,036
梁笑笑
680
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:29,797
啊
681
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,469
给你写上了啊
682
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,595
写
683
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,078
你没什么忌讳吧
684
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,278
忌讳什么呀
685
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,191
人家年纪轻轻跟了我
686
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,074
我要有个三长两短的
687
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,151
能对人没个交代么
688
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,154
我要是必须死一人手里
689
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:51,434
宁肯死她手里
690
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,356
别别
691
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,510
您千年万年活下去
692
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,238
站在我们女的立场上
693
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,509
我必须得说
694
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,675
你这次这事儿啊
695
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,234
办的有点靠谱
696
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:03,070
来
697
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,474
在这签个字
698
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,149
得嘞
699
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,519
聊什么呢
700
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,278
怎么还照上相了
701
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,348
什么情况
702
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,477
请问沙拉是哪位的
703
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,550
这的
704
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,275
你干嘛去啊
705
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,471
先生 您
706
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:40,230
那你晚上要不要来
707
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,236
好啊 好啊
708
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:42,110
我给你留票
709
00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:43,590
可以啊
710
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:44,630
谢谢 给留张票
711
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:45,632
没问题
712
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:46,516
菜来了
713
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,079
哥
714
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,190
谁呀
715
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,358
还能有谁啊
716
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,673
人家建国啊
717
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,039
建国
718
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,029
嗯
719
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,679
人家整容啦
720
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,109
韩国做的
721
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,510
怎么整的跟廖凡似的
722
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,519
讨厌你
723
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,595
哥
724
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,357
这就是你征婚征来的啊
725
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,475
你讨厌
726
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,798
你怎么认识他们呀
727
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,479
你怎么站起来了
728
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,348
急的叹
729
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,674
这回你省心了
730
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:42,633
还是原来那待遇啊
731
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,079
是你自己站起来的
732
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,798
我不能和人说话吗
733
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,313
我不能有自己的朋友吗
734
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,072
您的牛肉好了
735
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,798
先生您的轮椅已经帮您收好了
736
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,989
谢谢啊
737
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,629
咱们别在外面吵行么
738
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:05,039
谁吵了
739
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,309
笑笑
740
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,318
那帮人是干嘛的呀
741
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,759
搞选美的
742
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,113
什么天使在艾美 今天晚上总决赛
743
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,115
对了
744
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,236
他们给我票了 一起去吧
745
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,318
去不了 我一会儿回北京了
746
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,193
你俩去呗
747
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,038
秦奋 你陪着去啊
748
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,314
都是美女
749
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,635
我才不去呢
750
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,073
什么乱七八糟的
751
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:49,470
冒充专家 冒充上流社会
752
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,511
哪有上流啊
753
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,073
全是下流
754
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,113
他们有什么权力把人分成三六九等啊
755
00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:00,117
美的标准他们定的
756
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,599
没说让你去啊
757
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,191
用不着那么愤世嫉俗
758
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,992
这就是一帮寄生虫
759
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,232
骗吃骗喝骗炮打
760
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:17,229
嘿嘿嘿
761
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,190
别骂了
762
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,633
再骂连自己都骂了
763
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:39,118
你俩逗归逗
764
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,031
别逗出真讨厌来
765
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,393
这女的吧
766
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,028
再怎么着也是希望有人欣赏自己
767
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,028
你不是也希望有人欣赏你么
768
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,238
你总不想当万人嫌吧
769
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,435
知道
770
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,675
其实我非常爱她
771
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,069
爱别人 就得让人感觉到
772
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,469
可是我感觉不到她爱我
773
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,071
帅哥 帮我叫辆车呗
774
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:06,757
好的
775
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,670
反正至少有一点我可以确定
776
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,157
她现在心里除了你啊
777
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:14,832
还真没别人
778
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:17,835
走了啊
779
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:18,791
拜拜
780
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,709
你在这等着 我去把车吹凉
781
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,474
我去吧
782
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,596
你真打算去凑这热闹啊
783
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,269
我就是一俗人
784
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,279
你身上穿这件就挺好
785
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,432
哎 哎
786
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,315
人戴你就别戴了
787
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,754
这种场合什么都不戴才自信呢
788
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,635
就你这人
789
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,078
比什么珠宝都昂贵
790
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:26,189
会不会太素啊
791
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:27,793
显得对人不够尊重
792
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,476
什么时候互相尊重成比阔了
793
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:33,434
你又不是开矿的
794
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,160
钻石翡翠说穿了也就是石头
795
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,631
狗才拴链子呢 你不需要
796
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:03,789
我给你当司机
797
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,072
我已经叫计程车了
798
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,553
要不你跟我一起去吧
799
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:13,673
那我送你过桥
800
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,110
大家好
801
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,112
欢迎来到天使在艾美
802
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,272
谢谢 谢谢朋友们
803
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,031
今晚咱们围坐沙滩
804
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,278
是为了迎候一群可爱的天使
805
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,312
一个接一个从天而降
806
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:11,754
当然很抱歉
807
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,792
第一个掉下来的是我
808
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,519
而且导演说
809
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,551
我是脸先着地的
810
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,117
摔坏了造型
811
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,793
只配给佳丽们做垫脚石
812
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,511
可是做垫脚石我也乐意
813
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,676
而且心情有点小激动
814
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,759
因为今晚即将出场的天使们
815
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,718
她们身上穿的
816
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,071
都不算太多
817
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:37,388
各就各位
818
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,511
有请 天使们
819
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,631
踏浪而来
820
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,557
那咱们选择一个让你放松的
821
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,437
就选择中间那位
822
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,590
最可怕的 赵学海老师
823
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,715
向你发问
824
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,028
有请赵老师
825
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:13,789
10号选手
826
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:17,153
请你告诉我你对美的理解
827
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,274
什么叫美 请回答
828
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,674
我觉得美就是心里有爱
829
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,796
常怀着一颗感恩的心
830
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,597
这回答就像什么都没回答
831
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,436
赵老师 您满意10号佳丽的答案吗
832
00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:36,753
我对美的理解呀
833
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,274
就两个字
834
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:39,749
包容
835
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,679
那是美德
836
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,509
喂
837
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,279
美是相对丑而存在的
838
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,555
美之为美斯恶也
839
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,272
我现在不方便跟你讲话
840
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:00,594
一会儿完了打给你
841
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:24,395
劳驾
842
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:25,629
选美的人呢
843
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,474
活动结束了 都庆功呢
844
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:28,117
在哪
845
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:30,390
宴会厅 酒吧 KTV 都是他们人
846
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:31,151
好 谢谢啊
847
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,076
慢走
848
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:04,597
漱漱嘴 漱漱嘴
849
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:09,476
慢点喝
850
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,076
小心点
851
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,031
你怎么把手机给关啦
852
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:21,719
我没关
853
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,671
你们让她喝了多少啊
854
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,393
没人劝她喝
855
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,238
都是她自己灌自己
856
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:33,509
刚才还好好的
857
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:35,636
一瞬间 就挂了
858
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,119
你别管了 人交给我吧
859
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:38,837
那得
860
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:40,354
那 那 那您劳驾
861
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:48,635
还这包
862
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,149
少喝点吧
863
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:56,350
回家吧
864
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,269
我没事
865
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,548
你让我 待一会儿
866
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:11,109
怎么了
867
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,519
特别难受是么
868
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,472
你要是不想回家我扶你到外面坐会儿
869
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,035
你别理我
870
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,795
我不想和人说话
871
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,792
你先回去
872
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,037
一会儿我准回去
873
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:44,234
你别管我行不行啊
874
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,630
有什么不痛快回家说行吗
875
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,317
我真没事
876
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:13,234
离游泳池远一点
877
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,112
喝完酒不能游泳
878
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:23,589
别跑 回来
879
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:43,399
笑笑
880
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:53,472
笑笑你在哪儿
881
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,755
我没在海里
882
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,630
我本来以为很了解自己
883
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,157
有些东西可以培养
884
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,633
靠时间拉近
885
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,519
现在发现
886
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,352
时间可以把人拉近
887
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,396
也可以把人推得更远
888
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:21,189
好感不能代替一切
889
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:26,555
懂了
890
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,470
你对我只是有好感
891
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:36,153
两个有好感的人住在一起
892
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:37,799
成不道德了
893
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:40,794
你没不道德
894
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,358
我不道德
895
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,637
我利用了你的好感
896
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,597
你这么不道德多久了
897
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,433
是从咱俩试婚头一天开始的么
898
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:03,037
我还以为挺幸福呢
899
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,311
你觉得挺幸福的吗
900
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:11,434
咱们这些天
901
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,590
我现在要求你还来得及么
902
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,109
谁动感情谁完蛋
903
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:19,308
你看
904
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,237
另外一只脚也是
905
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:06,035
其实咱们不是分手
906
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:09,755
是暂时分开一段时间
907
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,556
以后还有可能在一起
908
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:22,513
你解放了 怎么还哭上了
909
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:27,233
要哭也是我该哭啊
910
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:33,552
你怎么咬人呢
911
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,751
你这人真是太讨厌了
912
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:47,114
习惯吗 以后没人气你了
913
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,071
不习惯也得习惯了
914
01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,476
我知道我可能犯了一个错误
915
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,678
以后再也找不到
916
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,678
比你对我好的人了
917
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:12,360
懂起事来比谁都懂事
918
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,669
混蛋起来比谁都混蛋
919
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,192
我是说我
920
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,597
你是找感情的
921
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,279
我是找婚姻的
922
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:29,435
咱俩起根儿就没碰在一块儿
923
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,397
这就是冤家吧
924
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,358
前世结的梁子
925
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:56,193
好又好不成
926
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,638
散又散不了
927
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,032
你还信这个呢
928
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:03,238
我信现世报
929
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:08,275
散买卖不散交情
930
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:12,033
我呸 发明这句话的人
931
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:38,075
走了
932
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,031
记着你的好
933
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:45,075
也希望你想起我不都是恶心
934
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:47,477
屋子我收拾过了
935
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:50,274
你走的时候什么都不用管
936
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:52,311
带上门走就行
937
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:57,080
就跟做了一场梦似的
938
01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:59,479
咱俩结的梁子
939
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:01,999
解了
940
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:24,318
秦奋回北京后
941
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,676
笑笑也提前结束了休假
942
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:28,159
回到乘务队
943
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,755
她已经习惯了在飞机起落时
944
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:32,718
给秦奋打个电话
945
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:34,155
报声平安
946
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:35,509
分手后
947
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:37,517
她仍然延续着这个习惯
948
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:40,157
起初秦奋也接电话
949
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:42,636
在电话里说几句吉祥话
950
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,037
后来就改互发短信了
951
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,392
字也越来越少
952
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:49,676
最后只剩下一个字
953
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:51,075
笑笑发
954
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:52,553
起落
955
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:53,476
秦奋回
956
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,272
安妥
957
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:38,620
这期间
958
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:41,359
秦奋的生活突然变得忙碌起来
959
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:43,079
和笑笑分手后
960
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:46,152
秦奋欣然答应了香山的邀请
961
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:49,278
和一个叫轩轩的台湾女孩搭档
962
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:52,631
主持一档名曰 带你玩 的旅逝节目
963
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,439
专门介绍北京的吃喝玩乐
964
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:57,229
这段日子
965
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:00,279
他和笑笑始终没有见面
966
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:01,070
轩轩
967
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:01,791
哎
968
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:06,114
我发现把洗脚提升为一个产业
969
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:08,276
是咱们中国的一大发明
970
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:09,799
为什么这么说呢
971
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,752
虽然我们的环境卫生
972
01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,557
还比不上欧美的发达国家
973
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,557
但我们的个人卫生
974
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:19,433
毕竟是已经从脚做起了
975
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:22,109
不光洗 还捏
976
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:23,315
还用中药泡
977
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:24,796
对对对
978
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:26,594
这里的足底
979
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:29,399
号称是帝王般的服务 至尊的享受
980
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:31,676
捏一下别提有多舒服了
981
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,479
还保你一天的疲劳统统都可以消除
982
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:37,718
我理解帝王服务
983
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:39,432
就是把脚当脸
984
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:40,795
至尊享受
985
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:43,429
就是脚还真以为自己是脸了
986
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:44,430
喔
987
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:48,269
这完全体现了所有器官生而平等的理念
988
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:50,439
你知道是什么人愿意
989
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:53,120
在这一间屋半间炕里作威作福
990
01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:56,238
找那种把自己捧在手心里的感觉
991
01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:57,236
有钱人
992
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:02,073
穷人
993
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:04,713
恨自己穷过的人
994
01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:07,112
翻身了最想干的
995
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:09,156
就是变本加厉的使唤人
996
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:11,713
咱们中国倒退30年
997
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:13,069
都是穷人
998
01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:15,710
所以洗脚这个行业在咱们中国
999
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:17,518
特别有市场
1000
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:20,077
也许在不久的将来
1001
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,191
还能在创业板上市
1002
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:24,316
跻身世界五百强
1003
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:39,798
选几个有代表性的
1004
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:41,354
躲着点脏乱差
1005
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:42,835
下期就拍它了
1006
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,069
897啊
1007
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:45,753
这地儿能拍么
1008
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:48,509
现在都是伪前卫伪艺术了
1009
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:49,715
能拍呀
1010
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:53,669
下期就叫伪军大院呗
1011
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:56,515
哥哥
1012
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,318
咱不较真儿行么
1013
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:02,394
咱能不一竿子打翻一船人么
1014
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:04,790
听见没有 说你呢
1015
01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:10,639
伪艺术
1016
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:12,639
也是艺术
1017
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,434
伪前卫
1018
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,519
也是前卫
1019
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:19,511
它就是再二等
1020
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:22,109
它也是艺术家生的
1021
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,671
一堆人盯着
1022
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:29,354
准备把它拆了改成电子城呢
1023
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:32,075
咱们再不说点好听的
1024
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,237
伪艺术都绝种了
1025
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:36,755
伪艺术 它还是艺术么
1026
01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:37,751
打住
1027
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,072
轩轩你不要跟他学
1028
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:42,556
伪批判现实主义
1029
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,192
人家都跟我急了
1030
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:48,472
说请你们吃 请你们喝 请你们玩
1031
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,192
到头来还损我们
1032
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:52,510
哦对了 你们还损人家客人来着
1033
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,158
我问你 什么叫
1034
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:56,113
穷人
1035
01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:59,391
翻了身就变本加厉的使唤人
1036
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:01,232
这是什么情况
1037
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:04,555
我使劲往回说啦
1038
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:06,153
我一直都是夸的嘛
1039
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:08,117
别听不懂好赖话啊
1040
01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:10,236
我说的也不全是歹话
1041
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:13,035
只是温和的打镲
1042
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:17,238
我也不认为奢侈就是高级
1043
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,318
我也最恨
1044
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:22,593
至尊 帝王 皇家
1045
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,235
我爷爷
1046
01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:27,711
就是辛亥革命打响第二枪的人
1047
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,149
但是你得在商言商啊
1048
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:38,798
要不你就别拿人家钱
1049
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:40,673
拿了钱还骂钱
1050
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,593
那叫不义
1051
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:46,160
同意我这观点么 哥哥
1052
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:51,274
打响第二枪的是谁呀
1053
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:54,588
行 行 行
1054
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:56,159
咱不往下讨论了
1055
01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:57,309
搁置争议
1056
01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,118
轩轩 下班了
1057
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:06,712
你要注意了啊
1058
01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:10,557
别做了伪愤青还不自知
1059
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:13,474
哦
1060
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:20,799
你晚上哪去啊
1061
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:22,474
没地儿去啊
1062
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,153
那跟我走吧
1063
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:53,318
您好小姐 两位
1064
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:59,074
您请 谢谢
1065
01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:05,475
谢谢
1066
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:14,358
无糖 无盐 无能量
1067
01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:16,351
这是给人吃的吗
1068
01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:17,476
小姐
1069
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,278
菜品都是开过光的
1070
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:20,628
本店有法师坐堂
1071
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:21,789
酒不醉人
1072
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:24,712
那咱俩多喝几杯吧
1073
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:10,077
企鹅是我们的朋友
1074
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:12,238
它们真的好可爱
1075
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,116
可是
1076
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:15,793
由于气候的变暖
1077
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,317
北极冰川正在融化
1078
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:22,153
一想到企鹅宝宝就要失去它们的家园
1079
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:24,152
我的心都要碎了
1080
01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:26,199
希望台下的各位
1081
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,548
捐出你们的善心
1082
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:29,519
救救可怜的企鹅
1083
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:31,073
感谢馨予的爱心
1084
01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:32,235
好了各位亲爱的朋友
1085
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:33,389
企鹅宝宝的命运
1086
01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:35,232
现在就掌握在各位的手中
1087
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:37,635
现在 竞价开始
1088
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:38,272
5万
1089
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:39,475
好 这边朋友 5万
1090
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:40,271
10万
1091
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:41,748
这边 10万
1092
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:43,470
15万
1093
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:44,789
后面的这位先生
1094
01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:46,274
现在是15万
1095
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:46,900
20万
1096
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:47,671
20万
1097
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:48,311
现在
1098
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,150
21万
1099
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:51,312
您是21万
1100
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:53,479
李先生您的意思是
1101
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:54,515
加价5万
1102
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:56,548
那您的意思是
1103
01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:58,394
50万
1104
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,238
好 李先生叫价50万
1105
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:02,316
是否有其他朋友要继续加价
1106
01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:03,555
你没事吧 疯啦
1107
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:05,519
有事 想喝酒
1108
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:06,470
50万一次
1109
01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:08,634
50万二次
1110
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:10,632
50万三次 成交
1111
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:14,277
有请馨予将拍品赠予李先生
1112
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:25,271
企鹅宝宝终于有救了
1113
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:26,156
谢谢你
1114
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:27,156
别着急
1115
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:30,233
北极一时半会儿融化不了
1116
01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:31,674
就是融化了
1117
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:34,110
企鹅宝宝也会没事的
1118
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:35,394
怎么会没事呢
1119
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:40,553
我能问你一个问题么
1120
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,153
嗯
1121
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:46,230
北极熊为什么不吃企鹅宝宝呢
1122
01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:49,270
是好像没有听说有吃过啊
1123
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:50,589
为什么呢
1124
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:53,116
是啊 为什么呢
1125
01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:54,189
你知道吗
1126
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:56,311
北极熊为什么不吃企鹅宝宝呢
1127
01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:59,080
因为企鹅宝宝生活在南极
1128
01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:01,629
它跟北极熊见不着面
1129
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:06,552
你们好讨厌啊
1130
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,113
你帮我还给他吧
1131
01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:20,277
这事我可管不了
1132
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:22,113
你还是自己还吧
1133
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:26,393
他也没往回要
1134
01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:27,515
你就留着呗
1135
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:30,314
不合适
1136
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,708
伤了人心就别破人家的财了
1137
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:38,670
我怎么觉得你们俩散不了呢
1138
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:40,675
一提起对方
1139
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:42,553
话都说的特仗义
1140
01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:48,232
你知道你是他人寿保险的受益人吗
1141
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:51,474
唯一的
1142
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:57,072
前两天我碰见他
1143
01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,071
我问他要不要改个受益人
1144
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:00,594
你知道他说什么么
1145
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:03,750
他说
1146
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,593
为什么要改啊
1147
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:13,709
对不起人的滋味真难受
1148
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,398
他还不如对我坏点呢
1149
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:24,152
感情
1150
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:27,513
勉强不来的
1151
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:57,272
先生您好 菜单
1152
01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:59,190
不好意思先生
1153
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:00,679
我们这不能自带酒水
1154
01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:02,749
给你开瓶费
1155
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:04,195
不用菜单了
1156
01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:06,470
来一份茴香苹果沙拉
1157
01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:09,188
再来一份意式香肠 快点
1158
01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:10,349
好的
1159
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:26,635
好酒
1160
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:29,109
那也不值50万呢
1161
01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:31,429
不过啦
1162
01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:43,595
不过了
1163
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:04,516
这叫黑色素瘤
1164
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:08,794
听说过么
1165
01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:12,713
不治之症
1166
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:19,151
全世界都拿它没辙
1167
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:21,709
一旦得了 只能等死
1168
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,158
无药可医
1169
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:27,552
让哥们赶上了
1170
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:37,512
知道多长时间了
1171
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,791
痣是从小就有
1172
01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:41,274
后来变成瘤
1173
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:42,349
觉着不舒服
1174
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:43,276
去医院
1175
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:45,477
从医院确诊到现在
1176
01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:47,833
差不多俩礼拜
1177
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:50,355
你随意
1178
01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:54,311
那到别的医院查查啊
1179
01:21:58,400 --> 01:21:59,594
不治了
1180
01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:04,353
我想有尊严的死
1181
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:07,709
奋
1182
01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:10,032
这不是病啊
1183
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:12,633
这是命
1184
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:15,798
我的命找我来了
1185
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:17,752
只能从命
1186
01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:25,196
我要说咱俩是那种
1187
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:27,316
知心不换命的
1188
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:30,558
能托孤不宜托妻的朋友
1189
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:32,558
算是瞎说吗
1190
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:36,359
妻不用托 妻都好着呢
1191
01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:38,432
没咱们倒能多活几年
1192
01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:49,517
酒真壮口
1193
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:56,149
你说吧
1194
01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:58,116
这世上还有什么放不下的
1195
01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:00,189
有几样
1196
01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:07,310
这第一呢就是我这公司
1197
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:09,352
就得全交给你了
1198
01:23:09,440 --> 01:23:11,795
你先别说先别说 先听我说
1199
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:18,552
我呢在这个世上
1200
01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:22,711
就你这么一个信得过的朋友
1201
01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:25,595
除了你
1202
01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:27,512
我无人可托
1203
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,798
也还就是你
1204
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:33,749
不会亏待我这帮员工
1205
01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:42,080
这帮孩子跟了我这么多年了
1206
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:44,591
我不能撒手不管
1207
01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:47,590
我不会挣钱 我都退休了
1208
01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:50,439
那你就赔钱 赔钱你会吧
1209
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:53,513
我先给你维持一阵
1210
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:57,199
你不是还有个女儿呢么
1211
01:23:57,280 --> 01:23:59,475
川川 传给她得了
1212
01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:01,272
我给咱闺女当顾问
1213
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:19,639
我呀
1214
01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:24,038
这辈子是跟钱着了大急了
1215
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:25,309
川川
1216
01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:28,071
我绝不会让她为了钱
1217
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:29,479
工作一分钟
1218
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:32,517
就虚度光阴
1219
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:35,075
不想干嘛就不干嘛
1220
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:38,116
我给她存了一份信托基金
1221
01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:41,069
一辈子有三明治吃
1222
01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:52,230
川川这孩子还是
1223
01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:54,078
挺靠谱的
1224
01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:59,116
最近在读资本论呢
1225
01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:01,471
前两天给我打一电话
1226
01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:02,670
说爸爸
1227
01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:06,676
这个马克思还是很靠谱的
1228
01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:11,035
共产党宣言 写得还是很牛的
1229
01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:13,752
我觉得她将来没准
1230
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:15,557
能成为一共产主义者
1231
01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:21,359
我很欣慰
1232
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:26,068
总比成一钱串子强
1233
01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:31,477
那就不需要财产了
1234
01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:33,513
倒也省心
1235
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:42,599
对了 还有一不省心的我得跟你说说
1236
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:51,758
服务员 买单
1237
01:25:58,480 --> 01:25:59,435
等我一下
1238
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:01,036
洗手间在哪
1239
01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:02,468
这边请
1240
01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,034
在左边
1241
01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:04,711
前面
1242
01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:30,038
你怎么在这啊
1243
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:38,789
什么
1244
01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:43,556
人生很短
1245
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:45,515
嗯
1246
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:48,352
一了百了
1247
01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:52,113
早死早托生
1248
01:26:56,440 --> 01:26:57,714
脖子断了
1249
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:01,989
香山
1250
01:27:04,240 --> 01:27:05,639
不行了
1251
01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:09,037
香山怎么了
1252
01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:13,478
香山
1253
01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:17,509
不行了
1254
01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:21,711
来
1255
01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:24,113
先起来
1256
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:27,790
说没就没了
1257
01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:30,635
说散就散了
1258
01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:33,038
你爸喝多了吧
1259
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:35,799
帮我扶他起来吧
1260
01:27:38,440 --> 01:27:39,236
谢谢
1261
01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:09,996
您好
1262
01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:13,033
卫生间在哪
1263
01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:14,435
左边走
1264
01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:17,039
香山
1265
01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:21,118
你怎么在这啊
1266
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:25,029
你怎么也在这
1267
01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:26,468
我跟笑笑来的
1268
01:28:28,160 --> 01:28:30,515
我和秦奋来的
1269
01:28:33,560 --> 01:28:35,278
傻乐什么
1270
01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:39,396
你怎么又喝成这样啊
1271
01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:44,156
怎么了你
1272
01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:51,231
我的亲人啊
1273
01:30:03,080 --> 01:30:04,149
醒啦
1274
01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:09,238
怎么睡这了
1275
01:30:10,720 --> 01:30:12,278
香山呢
1276
01:30:13,440 --> 01:30:15,192
芒果送他走了
1277
01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:17,233
你不让动
1278
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:20,148
也不忍心把你一个人丢这
1279
01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:21,673
只好陪着你了
1280
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:33,230
怎么还有芒果呀
1281
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:37,592
我就记着跟你头顶着头
1282
01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:41,510
香山让你们来的
1283
01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:46,115
是命运捉弄我吧
1284
01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:47,754
鬼使神差的
1285
01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:08,479
有人了是么
1286
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:18,551
见到你还是挺高兴的
1287
01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:23,120
你不开心的样子让我挺难受的
1288
01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:27,794
你成功了
1289
01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:29,635
我内疚了
1290
01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:45,071
活着是一种修行
1291
01:31:47,360 --> 01:31:49,590
这句话是人家送给我的
1292
01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:52,356
现在我转送给你
1293
01:31:55,360 --> 01:31:57,430
这世上只有我最关心你
1294
01:31:57,560 --> 01:31:59,152
最盼你好
1295
01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:03,391
以后不许不回我短信
1296
01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:07,238
听见没
1297
01:32:09,200 --> 01:32:12,476
笑笑没有再给秦奋打过电话
1298
01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:15,114
他们之间连短信也没有了
1299
01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:17,792
芒果常来看香山
1300
01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:20,316
有时带来笑笑的消息
1301
01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:22,471
一会儿说笑笑还是一个人
1302
01:32:22,760 --> 01:32:25,069
家里同事给介绍过几个
1303
01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:26,314
都没成
1304
01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:28,551
一会儿又说笑笑有人了
1305
01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:29,835
飞机上认识的
1306
01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:31,594
都求婚了
1307
01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:35,515
香山一天不如一天
1308
01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:38,188
黑色素瘤恶性程度很高
1309
01:32:38,360 --> 01:32:41,352
很快就扩展到全身脏器和骨骼
1310
01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:43,637
他变得很衰弱
1311
01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:44,829
走路的时候
1312
01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:46,394
像个老人
1313
01:32:56,480 --> 01:32:57,549
不看了
1314
01:32:58,360 --> 01:33:00,032
大通铺似的
1315
01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:02,352
活着扎人堆里
1316
01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:04,752
死了还是人挤人
1317
01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:08,197
我要是长眠于此
1318
01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:10,199
你乐意么
1319
01:33:10,320 --> 01:33:11,389
不乐意
1320
01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:13,792
死了还不躲个清静
1321
01:33:14,160 --> 01:33:16,230
再让邻居给哭醒了
1322
01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:19,679
那就扬了
1323
01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:21,474
一副臭皮囊
1324
01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:23,633
扬了干净
1325
01:33:25,280 --> 01:33:27,430
本来还想捐俩器官呢
1326
01:33:28,120 --> 01:33:31,510
结果都变坏了 拿不出手了
1327
01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:37,358
你要是不忌讳
1328
01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:39,318
干脆买一个花盆
1329
01:33:39,720 --> 01:33:41,073
把我装里边
1330
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:42,673
栽一棵绿萝
1331
01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:44,832
放在公司墙角
1332
01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:47,839
包准长得又疯又高
1333
01:33:48,120 --> 01:33:50,076
每天看着你们笑
1334
01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:51,679
我不忌讳死人
1335
01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:53,392
我只忌讳活人
1336
01:33:58,280 --> 01:34:00,271
我坐会儿 湿的这儿是
1337
01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:17,434
奋
1338
01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:18,589
哎
1339
01:34:20,440 --> 01:34:22,431
其实我不怕死
1340
01:34:23,360 --> 01:34:24,429
真的
1341
01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:30,594
但是我怕生不如死
1342
01:34:38,320 --> 01:34:39,753
去海边吧
1343
01:34:41,280 --> 01:34:43,271
趁着还能动
1344
01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:53,555
我承诺给你尊严
1345
01:35:07,520 --> 01:35:09,556
我能相信你么
1346
01:35:10,040 --> 01:35:11,234
朋友
1347
01:35:18,160 --> 01:35:21,596
你有选择吗 除了我
1348
01:35:35,080 --> 01:35:36,115
对不起
1349
01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:43,594
邬桑
1350
01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:45,752
小梁嫂
1351
01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:47,115
你还好吗
1352
01:35:47,160 --> 01:35:48,388
还好还好
1353
01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:50,479
你怎么跑来三亚啦
1354
01:35:50,680 --> 01:35:53,274
我是特意赶过来参加香山追悼会的
1355
01:35:53,480 --> 01:35:54,595
他是我多年的哥们
1356
01:35:56,280 --> 01:35:57,633
香山去世了
1357
01:35:58,400 --> 01:35:59,719
秦奋告诉我的
1358
01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:02,312
你怎么会不知道呢
1359
01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:45,710
今天我们大家聚在一起
1360
01:36:46,520 --> 01:36:49,353
隆重纪念 我们共同的朋友
1361
01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:51,238
李香山先生
1362
01:36:52,320 --> 01:36:54,788
李先生的一生是平凡的一生
1363
01:36:55,640 --> 01:36:57,756
是名不见经传的一生
1364
01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:01,479
先生出身平凡
1365
01:37:02,760 --> 01:37:04,751
长相平凡
1366
01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:09,477
从小不好好念书就知道贪玩
1367
01:37:12,040 --> 01:37:13,712
先生离过两次婚
1368
01:37:14,480 --> 01:37:16,277
办垮过三公司
1369
01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:20,035
历任 无业游民
1370
01:37:20,520 --> 01:37:21,635
饭馆厨师
1371
01:37:22,400 --> 01:37:23,355
愤青
1372
01:37:24,120 --> 01:37:25,599
冒牌艺术家
1373
01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:28,159
总经理
1374
01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:30,073
环球总裁
1375
01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:33,194
权钱勾结中间人
1376
01:37:33,280 --> 01:37:34,679
简称媒人
1377
01:37:41,640 --> 01:37:43,631
先生一身邪气
1378
01:37:44,560 --> 01:37:47,233
一生没少让家里人操心
1379
01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:49,677
没少连累朋友
1380
01:37:49,760 --> 01:37:51,478
谁跟他近谁倒霉
1381
01:37:55,080 --> 01:37:56,672
但是我们爱他
1382
01:37:58,160 --> 01:38:01,470
爱那个一身缺点叫香山的坏家伙
1383
01:38:05,680 --> 01:38:08,353
他是我们生活中的一道汤
1384
01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:10,593
没他不好玩
1385
01:38:15,240 --> 01:38:17,231
他喜新不厌旧
1386
01:38:18,480 --> 01:38:20,391
贪财不爱财
1387
01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:23,709
办砸了事儿认栽
1388
01:38:24,040 --> 01:38:25,393
不许拍马屁
1389
01:38:25,560 --> 01:38:27,471
明令禁止了都
1390
01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:35,150
我必须在这拍两句
1391
01:38:36,720 --> 01:38:39,109
马屁里面有真情
1392
01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:42,796
不拍没机会了
1393
01:38:51,360 --> 01:38:53,112
香山的死
1394
01:38:53,640 --> 01:38:55,278
是他们全家
1395
01:38:56,400 --> 01:38:57,833
我们全公司
1396
01:38:58,720 --> 01:39:02,235
社会上全体哥们姐们的
1397
01:39:02,520 --> 01:39:03,714
重大的
1398
01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:06,756
无法弥补的
1399
01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:09,194
香山你觉得你的死
1400
01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:11,998
算是重大的还是无法弥补的 听你的
1401
01:39:12,360 --> 01:39:14,191
正常损
1402
01:39:14,320 --> 01:39:16,276
完全能弥补
1403
01:39:17,480 --> 01:39:23,237
李香山 人生告别会
1404
01:39:48,680 --> 01:39:49,556
这是坚强
1405
01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:50,629
你好 你好
1406
01:39:50,720 --> 01:39:51,436
你好
1407
01:39:51,560 --> 01:39:52,595
你们先到里面坐吧
1408
01:39:54,520 --> 01:39:56,829
我记得跟香山哥认识呢
1409
01:39:57,040 --> 01:39:59,395
是在一个春暖花开的日子
1410
01:40:00,280 --> 01:40:02,236
那天他穿了件风衣
1411
01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:03,759
还梳着一大背头
1412
01:40:04,360 --> 01:40:07,079
我要是梳一背头我是孙子
1413
01:40:07,320 --> 01:40:08,116
不可能
1414
01:40:08,120 --> 01:40:09,519
那是咱俩第一次认识
1415
01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:10,580
我怎么可能记错呢
1416
01:40:10,680 --> 01:40:12,671
也就是我活着开的这追悼会
1417
01:40:12,760 --> 01:40:15,274
我要是死了不定怎么编我呢
1418
01:40:19,240 --> 01:40:20,309
奋
1419
01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:22,118
咱们再也见不到香山了
1420
01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:23,394
香山还在
1421
01:40:23,520 --> 01:40:25,192
今天是人生告别会
1422
01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:27,555
就是想最后再看大伙一眼
1423
01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:31,079
他还活着
1424
01:40:31,360 --> 01:40:32,554
那告诉我他死了
1425
01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:33,755
你们俩怎么在一起呢
1426
01:40:34,840 --> 01:40:36,068
机场碰上的
1427
01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:37,309
你先到里边坐吧
1428
01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:46,839
在你们眼里我连朋友都算不上了是吗
1429
01:40:49,160 --> 01:40:50,229
你不是要结婚了吗
1430
01:40:50,360 --> 01:40:51,759
谁告诉你我要结婚了
1431
01:40:54,440 --> 01:40:56,476
你特别盼着我结婚是么
1432
01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:00,113
先到里边坐吧
1433
01:41:00,120 --> 01:41:01,553
一会儿我给你赔不是
1434
01:41:05,280 --> 01:41:08,272
小时候的事好像还在昨天
1435
01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:11,675
今儿就死到临头了
1436
01:41:12,080 --> 01:41:13,229
大家都一样
1437
01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:15,358
死亡面前人人平等
1438
01:41:17,160 --> 01:41:20,197
反正我是不能再抱怨生活了
1439
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:23,710
该得的我都得了
1440
01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:27,196
不该得的我也得了
1441
01:41:29,560 --> 01:41:31,073
今天在座的
1442
01:41:32,520 --> 01:41:34,078
细说起来
1443
01:41:35,160 --> 01:41:37,310
都不能算差劲
1444
01:41:38,640 --> 01:41:40,517
最不靠谱的
1445
01:41:40,800 --> 01:41:43,598
也没不靠谱到哪去
1446
01:41:44,160 --> 01:41:45,752
最不靠谱的就是你
1447
01:41:48,120 --> 01:41:50,190
屡次被人爱过
1448
01:41:50,840 --> 01:41:52,717
也屡次爱过人
1449
01:41:54,120 --> 01:41:57,317
到头了还得说自己不知珍重
1450
01:41:58,480 --> 01:42:01,597
辜负了许多盛情和美意
1451
01:42:03,320 --> 01:42:05,038
有得罪过的
1452
01:42:05,560 --> 01:42:07,471
暗地与我结怨的
1453
01:42:08,360 --> 01:42:10,157
本人在此
1454
01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:13,279
也一并以死相抵了
1455
01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:18,511
活着是种修行
1456
01:42:18,760 --> 01:42:21,115
这是我哥们秦奋的话
1457
01:42:21,360 --> 01:42:22,588
我也是听人说的
1458
01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:24,233
版权不是我的
1459
01:42:26,600 --> 01:42:28,352
甭管谁的了吧
1460
01:42:29,120 --> 01:42:31,236
李香山此生修行
1461
01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:33,716
到这儿就划一句号了
1462
01:42:34,760 --> 01:42:37,354
十分惭愧报告大家
1463
01:42:38,120 --> 01:42:40,270
李香山此生修行
1464
01:42:40,840 --> 01:42:43,274
没修出什么好歹来
1465
01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:45,752
他太忙了
1466
01:42:46,480 --> 01:42:47,629
忙挣钱
1467
01:42:48,520 --> 01:42:49,794
忙喝酒
1468
01:42:50,360 --> 01:42:52,555
忙着闹感情危机
1469
01:42:53,320 --> 01:42:56,278
把大好时光全忙活过去了
1470
01:42:56,360 --> 01:42:57,588
怕死么香山
1471
01:42:58,320 --> 01:43:00,038
北海道农民问候你
1472
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:01,389
怕
1473
01:43:02,040 --> 01:43:03,393
像走夜路
1474
01:43:04,280 --> 01:43:05,554
敲黑门
1475
01:43:07,480 --> 01:43:10,392
你不知道门后是五彩世界
1476
01:43:10,680 --> 01:43:12,591
还是万丈深渊
1477
01:43:14,680 --> 01:43:16,432
怕一脚踏空
1478
01:43:18,040 --> 01:43:19,519
怕不是结束
1479
01:43:20,320 --> 01:43:22,072
而是开始
1480
01:43:24,120 --> 01:43:25,473
邬桑
1481
01:43:26,280 --> 01:43:28,271
你知道点什么
1482
01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:30,348
关于死
1483
01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:32,348
我听说有光
1484
01:43:32,560 --> 01:43:33,754
跟着光走
1485
01:43:34,080 --> 01:43:35,559
老人们都这么说
1486
01:43:36,320 --> 01:43:37,275
谢谢
1487
01:43:37,800 --> 01:43:39,313
谢谢邬桑
1488
01:43:42,160 --> 01:43:44,276
死是另一种存在
1489
01:43:45,640 --> 01:43:47,358
相对于生活
1490
01:43:50,240 --> 01:43:53,710
这是今天早上我女儿川川告诉我的
1491
01:43:54,680 --> 01:43:58,116
只会生活是一种残缺
1492
01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:01,072
说得真好
1493
01:44:02,080 --> 01:44:02,717
川川
1494
01:44:04,320 --> 01:44:05,309
川川
1495
01:44:05,400 --> 01:44:07,470
川川 你爸叫你呢
1496
01:44:10,040 --> 01:44:11,598
谢谢你 川川
1497
01:44:14,440 --> 01:44:17,637
很抱歉给你带到这个世界上来
1498
01:44:21,080 --> 01:44:23,435
却不能好好陪你
1499
01:44:29,080 --> 01:44:31,389
也请你转告妈妈
1500
01:44:33,360 --> 01:44:34,634
很抱歉
1501
01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:37,719
这辈子没让她生活的痛快点
1502
01:44:39,600 --> 01:44:41,556
给她添堵了
1503
01:44:52,480 --> 01:44:56,075
感谢各位装点陪衬了我的一生
1504
01:44:57,560 --> 01:44:59,630
今天又送了我一程
1505
01:45:01,280 --> 01:45:03,475
你们的善 你们的好
1506
01:45:04,160 --> 01:45:05,593
我都记下了
1507
01:45:06,240 --> 01:45:08,310
都拷进脑子里了
1508
01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:11,750
我将带着这些记忆
1509
01:45:12,360 --> 01:45:14,555
走过火葬场
1510
01:45:15,480 --> 01:45:17,038
我没了
1511
01:45:17,320 --> 01:45:19,231
这些资讯还在
1512
01:45:20,520 --> 01:45:22,431
随烟散播
1513
01:45:23,080 --> 01:45:25,071
和光同尘
1514
01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:29,429
作为来世相谢的依据
1515
01:45:33,520 --> 01:45:35,829
假如有来世的话
1516
01:45:41,600 --> 01:45:42,749
最后
1517
01:45:44,720 --> 01:45:47,075
我给大家提一醒吧
1518
01:45:47,680 --> 01:45:49,830
长了黑痣赶紧点去
1519
01:45:50,080 --> 01:45:53,470
千万别以为那代表着好运和性感
1520
01:45:53,560 --> 01:45:54,788
你太贫了你
1521
01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:14,348
有大家照顾川川呢
1522
01:46:15,040 --> 01:46:17,600
很荣幸这辈子认识你
1523
01:46:19,680 --> 01:46:20,749
放心吧
1524
01:46:24,440 --> 01:46:25,429
香山哥
1525
01:46:25,520 --> 01:46:26,111
哎
1526
01:46:26,200 --> 01:46:27,474
不想让你走
1527
01:46:27,600 --> 01:46:29,716
还回来 还回来呢
1528
01:46:30,080 --> 01:46:32,071
我这么热爱人类的人
1529
01:46:32,320 --> 01:46:34,436
一定还回来
1530
01:46:38,680 --> 01:46:39,749
轩轩
1531
01:46:40,200 --> 01:46:43,670
下辈子要是有人冲你无端的笑
1532
01:46:44,440 --> 01:46:46,271
走过来说喜欢你
1533
01:46:46,640 --> 01:46:47,550
记住
1534
01:46:47,800 --> 01:46:49,518
那就是我
1535
01:46:51,120 --> 01:46:52,109
暗号呢
1536
01:46:52,360 --> 01:46:53,634
总要有个暗号啊
1537
01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:55,318
下辈子喜欢我的人太多了
1538
01:46:55,400 --> 01:46:56,389
那怎么办
1539
01:46:56,800 --> 01:46:57,789
暗号
1540
01:46:58,200 --> 01:47:00,998
谁在前世约了你
1541
01:47:04,160 --> 01:47:05,593
就这么定了
1542
01:47:21,520 --> 01:47:24,114
满屋子人就你手凉
1543
01:47:25,080 --> 01:47:27,071
末端循环不好
1544
01:47:27,320 --> 01:47:29,515
永远都暖不过来
1545
01:47:30,240 --> 01:47:31,275
香山
1546
01:47:31,360 --> 01:47:32,270
这是李坚强
1547
01:47:34,120 --> 01:47:35,235
好 好 好
1548
01:47:35,320 --> 01:47:35,820
您好
1549
01:47:36,040 --> 01:47:37,029
好
1550
01:47:40,560 --> 01:47:42,835
索马里一带还太平
1551
01:47:44,640 --> 01:47:45,629
放心
1552
01:47:46,040 --> 01:47:47,075
我军一到
1553
01:47:47,400 --> 01:47:48,753
海盗望风而逃
1554
01:47:49,080 --> 01:47:50,149
太好了
1555
01:47:51,640 --> 01:47:53,471
你们俩好好过
1556
01:47:54,080 --> 01:47:55,832
甭管和谁啊
1557
01:47:56,360 --> 01:47:58,715
太平无事最重要
1558
01:47:59,200 --> 01:48:00,189
陪他说会话吧
1559
01:48:10,440 --> 01:48:11,589
果果
1560
01:48:17,200 --> 01:48:19,191
我回想了一下
1561
01:48:19,280 --> 01:48:21,077
咱们俩那几年
1562
01:48:23,040 --> 01:48:24,519
叫幸福
1563
01:48:27,520 --> 01:48:29,238
下辈子我呢
1564
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:31,113
遇见了还认么
1565
01:48:31,360 --> 01:48:32,270
认
1566
01:48:32,640 --> 01:48:33,709
都认
1567
01:48:34,280 --> 01:48:36,032
都是亲人
1568
01:48:37,560 --> 01:48:40,597
下辈子我给你们当牛做马
1569
01:48:52,520 --> 01:48:53,669
香山
1570
01:48:54,280 --> 01:48:55,713
你看谁来了
1571
01:49:02,360 --> 01:49:04,157
你能来我太高兴了
1572
01:49:04,320 --> 01:49:06,117
这家伙更高兴
1573
01:49:08,560 --> 01:49:10,596
别跟他一般计较
1574
01:49:11,160 --> 01:49:12,593
哥哥是过来人
1575
01:49:14,160 --> 01:49:15,513
送你一句话
1576
01:49:16,080 --> 01:49:18,594
婚姻怎么选都是错的
1577
01:49:19,000 --> 01:49:22,709
长久的婚姻就是将错就错
1578
01:49:24,440 --> 01:49:27,432
我们这帮哥们婚姻没一个到头的
1579
01:49:27,680 --> 01:49:30,114
秦奋是一个老光棍了
1580
01:49:30,280 --> 01:49:32,475
你们俩这么些年了
1581
01:49:33,040 --> 01:49:34,314
虽然没结婚
1582
01:49:34,720 --> 01:49:36,233
但是在我心里边
1583
01:49:36,640 --> 01:49:39,029
我就是觉得你们俩结了
1584
01:49:39,280 --> 01:49:42,033
而且是特别好的一对儿
1585
01:49:43,040 --> 01:49:44,598
心里边指望着
1586
01:49:44,760 --> 01:49:45,795
你们俩
1587
01:49:46,080 --> 01:49:48,116
能给我们这帮哥们破一例
1588
01:49:48,280 --> 01:49:49,554
能长久
1589
01:49:51,040 --> 01:49:53,270
就俩人 一辈子
1590
01:49:55,560 --> 01:49:58,028
打不散 骂不断
1591
01:49:58,560 --> 01:50:00,278
笑笑
1592
01:50:02,120 --> 01:50:03,314
一辈子
1593
01:50:04,360 --> 01:50:05,759
很短
1594
01:50:12,800 --> 01:50:14,153
川川
1595
01:50:15,280 --> 01:50:17,669
你想跟爸爸说点什么
1596
01:50:23,080 --> 01:50:24,149
爸
1597
01:50:24,480 --> 01:50:25,595
你累了
1598
01:50:26,240 --> 01:50:27,514
不说了
1599
01:50:28,240 --> 01:50:30,117
我给你念首诗吧
1600
01:50:43,280 --> 01:50:46,750
你见 或者不见我
1601
01:50:47,560 --> 01:50:49,118
我就在那里
1602
01:50:50,160 --> 01:50:51,639
不悲不喜
1603
01:50:52,840 --> 01:50:56,196
你念 或者不念我
1604
01:50:56,800 --> 01:50:58,597
情就在那里
1605
01:50:59,600 --> 01:51:02,068
不来不去
1606
01:51:03,320 --> 01:51:06,596
你爱 或者不爱我
1607
01:51:08,160 --> 01:51:09,752
爱就在那里
1608
01:51:10,480 --> 01:51:12,357
不增不减
1609
01:51:14,080 --> 01:51:17,595
你跟 或者不跟我
1610
01:51:18,680 --> 01:51:22,195
我的手就在你的手里
1611
01:51:22,760 --> 01:51:26,150
不舍不弃
1612
01:51:27,640 --> 01:51:29,437
来我的怀里
1613
01:51:29,800 --> 01:51:31,074
或者
1614
01:51:31,240 --> 01:51:33,276
让我住进你的心里
1615
01:51:35,160 --> 01:51:38,277
默然 相爱
1616
01:51:39,440 --> 01:51:42,671
寂静 欢喜
1617
01:52:41,840 --> 01:52:43,831
不过如此吧
1618
01:52:46,840 --> 01:52:48,273
谢谢
1619
01:54:42,480 --> 01:54:44,232
跟爸爸说几句话吧
1620
01:54:46,560 --> 01:54:48,312
在心里说过了
1621
01:54:49,440 --> 01:54:51,112
你们也说两句吧
1622
01:54:54,080 --> 01:54:55,479
也在心里说吧
1623
01:55:35,800 --> 01:55:37,153
川川
1624
01:55:38,240 --> 01:55:40,629
今天给大大当个见证人
1625
01:55:53,400 --> 01:55:55,118
一辈子很短
1626
01:55:56,800 --> 01:55:59,439
我愿意和你将错就错
1627
01:55:59,560 --> 01:56:01,198
还是不正经是吧
1628
01:56:05,040 --> 01:56:06,234
川川
1629
01:56:06,520 --> 01:56:08,317
给大大说两句好话
1630
01:56:08,720 --> 01:56:10,711
大大这辈子没求过人
1631
01:56:12,040 --> 01:56:14,031
就是一见她就求
1632
01:56:14,240 --> 01:56:16,276
这是大大一克星
1633
01:56:17,320 --> 01:56:19,231
你们怎么那么逗啊
1634
01:56:21,160 --> 01:56:23,071
川川 听你的
1635
01:56:25,040 --> 01:56:26,758
你觉得这个人可信么
1636
01:56:28,040 --> 01:56:29,712
你说行 我就答应
1637
01:56:31,640 --> 01:56:33,232
我觉得他
1638
01:56:33,760 --> 01:56:35,273
还行吧
1639
01:56:35,800 --> 01:56:38,155
他也没比其他人更坏
1640
01:56:39,040 --> 01:56:41,076
谢谢啊 川川
1641
01:56:42,680 --> 01:56:44,671
评价太高了
1642
01:56:47,080 --> 01:56:50,675
这回看你还怎么往下摘
1643
01:56:58,480 --> 01:56:59,595
先说好啊
1644
01:56:59,720 --> 01:57:01,039
结了婚以后
1645
01:57:01,040 --> 01:57:03,713
你的就是我的 我的还是我的
1646
01:57:04,120 --> 01:57:06,270
从此剥夺你的自我了
1647
01:57:07,600 --> 01:57:09,033
严禁讲理
1648
01:57:09,240 --> 01:57:11,629
基本的公民权利得给保留吧
1649
01:57:11,760 --> 01:57:13,671
打麻将的自由 看电视的自由
1650
01:57:14,280 --> 01:57:16,157
当着外人不受打骂的自由
1651
01:57:17,040 --> 01:57:18,109
打麻将可以
1652
01:57:18,240 --> 01:57:19,468
牌友我得审查
1653
01:57:20,040 --> 01:57:21,029
看电视可以
1654
01:57:21,160 --> 01:57:22,718
不许看非诚勿扰
1655
01:57:23,520 --> 01:57:24,475
当着外人
1656
01:57:25,440 --> 01:57:27,556
一年只给你一次面
1657
01:57:29,360 --> 01:57:31,430
你们还真成一家子啦
1658
01:57:31,560 --> 01:57:33,755
用人朝前不用人朝后
1659
01:57:39,400 --> 01:57:41,231
哪女的都一样
1660
01:57:41,320 --> 01:57:42,514
不省心
1661
01:58:26,760 --> 01:58:31,197
最好不相见
1662
01:58:33,280 --> 01:58:38,149
便可不相恋
1663
01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:44,196
最好不相知
1664
01:58:45,800 --> 01:58:50,635
便可不相思
1665
01:58:52,240 --> 01:58:56,597
最好不相伴
1666
01:58:58,480 --> 01:59:03,474
便可不相欠
1667
01:59:04,720 --> 01:59:09,350
最好不相惜
1668
01:59:11,000 --> 01:59:16,358
便可不相忆
1669
01:59:20,440 --> 01:59:24,592
最好不相爱
1670
01:59:26,680 --> 01:59:31,390
便可不相弃
1671
01:59:33,080 --> 01:59:37,198
最好不相对
1672
01:59:39,480 --> 01:59:44,508
便可不相会
1673
01:59:45,520 --> 01:59:49,718
最好不相误
1674
01:59:52,040 --> 01:59:57,592
便可不相负
1675
01:59:58,360 --> 02:00:03,070
最好不相许
1676
02:00:04,680 --> 02:00:09,515
便可不相续
1677
02:00:13,840 --> 02:00:19,119
但曾相见便相知
1678
02:00:20,160 --> 02:00:25,393
相见何如不见时
1679
02:00:26,480 --> 02:00:32,077
安得与君相决绝
1680
02:00:32,760 --> 02:00:38,437
免教生死作相思
1681
02:01:04,680 --> 02:01:09,071
最好不相见
1682
02:01:11,160 --> 02:01:15,676
便可不相恋
1683
02:01:17,440 --> 02:01:21,638
最好不相知
1684
02:01:23,560 --> 02:01:28,395
便可不相思
1685
02:01:29,720 --> 02:01:34,635
最好不相伴
1686
02:01:36,360 --> 02:01:41,559
便可不相欠
1687
02:01:42,440 --> 02:01:47,514
最好不相惜
1688
02:01:49,120 --> 02:01:54,353
便可不相忆
1689
02:01:55,400 --> 02:01:59,632
最好不相依
1690
02:02:01,520 --> 02:02:07,117
便可不相偎
1691
02:02:07,720 --> 02:02:12,589
最好不相遇
1692
02:02:14,280 --> 02:02:20,230
便可不相聚
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