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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,599 从北海道回来后 2 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:30,072 笑笑对方先生就彻底死心了 3 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:32,158 对爱情也灰心了 4 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,712 和秦奋的交往一直让她很矛盾 5 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:39,277 有时觉得此人很贴心也有趣 6 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,511 有时又觉得他很情绪化 7 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,599 悲观起来就颓废 8 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,312 兴奋起来就失控 9 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,393 挺大的人了却仍然像个孩子 10 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,157 最让她纠结的是 11 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,198 虽然她努力想让自己爱上秦奋 12 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,789 然而却始终止步于好感 13 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,197 秦奋已经不年轻了 14 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,351 北京话 苍孙 15 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,632 苍孙无限好 只是近黄昏 16 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,639 和笑笑不同 17 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,199 在结婚这件事上 18 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,517 他是希望尽快把生米煮成熟饭的 19 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:14,430 为此 20 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,109 他特意选择了慕田峪长城 21 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:20,796 决定在那里向笑笑正式求婚 22 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,193 你起来 23 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,833 你实在点行吗 24 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:31,395 你答应我 25 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,354 咱俩先结了 26 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,318 以后后悔再说以后的 27 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,118 你想清楚了 28 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,592 结了我可是不离的 29 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,152 你要离 我就 30 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:44,789 接孟姜女的班 31 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,116 把剩下的那段长城也哭塌了 32 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,118 没你我活不了 33 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,673 你老实告诉我 34 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:53,318 你今年到底多大了 35 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,112 六一 六一 的嘛 36 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,479 你都61啦 37 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,357 六一年生的 38 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,312 48. 39 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,716 那后面还有30年呢 40 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,312 活不了那么长 活不了那么长 41 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:05,748 20年总有吧 42 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,716 你跟谁过过20年啊 43 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,475 还真没有 44 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,434 那你怎么敢保证 45 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,357 就可以跟我白头到老呢 46 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:16,629 我不知道 47 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,073 是愿望吧 48 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,355 结婚对你来说意味着什么呀 49 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:22,910 是爱吗 50 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:23,717 不是 不是 51 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:24,596 绝不是 52 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,711 这我懂 爱是有寿命的 53 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,555 我要真爱你我就不跟你结婚啦 54 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,196 说溜嘴了 说溜嘴了 55 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,190 爱还是爱的 56 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,356 你别 你别找补 57 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,237 我愿意听你说真话 58 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:49,596 生米终于要煮成熟饭了 59 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,398 我宣布 60 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:48,558 芒果女士和李香山先生的离婚典礼 61 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,752 现在开始 62 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,355 请二位旧人 63 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,078 入场 64 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,635 停 65 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:37,475 今天 66 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,352 我们在一起 67 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,119 见证 68 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:43,675 我们的 69 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,116 共同的好朋友 70 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,390 芒果和香山 71 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:52,309 结束他们维持5年的婚姻 72 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,796 从夫妻变回熟人 73 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,234 请你们对钱发誓 74 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,396 以下你们做出的承诺 75 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,233 是诚实可信 76 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:09,029 深思熟虑 义无反顾的 77 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,639 芒果 78 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,236 你诚实的回答我 79 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,391 把手放上 80 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,318 从今往后 81 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:21,675 不论香山 82 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:27,195 多么富有 多么健康 多么爱你 83 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,271 你都不愿意和他在一起吗 84 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,238 不愿意 85 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,078 香山 86 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,433 你诚实的回答我 87 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,594 从今往后 88 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,395 不论芒果 89 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:47,391 多么漂亮 多么动人 多么爱你 90 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,750 你都不愿意和她在一起吗 91 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,513 不愿意 92 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:59,992 下面请二位互相交回戒指 93 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,036 我替你们挖坑埋了 94 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:13,154 要最后一吻吗 95 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,434 要 96 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,033 不必了吧 97 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,439 那就不必了吧 98 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,518 他们说不必了 99 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,269 下面 100 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,439 剪囍字 101 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:43,033 那就像熟人一样握个手吧 102 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,589 去呀 103 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,798 去呀 去呀 104 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,158 再像熟人一样 105 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,599 拥个抱吧 106 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:54,590 怎么那么多事啊你 107 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:55,630 抱吧 108 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,590 离了也是好朋友 109 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,550 散买卖 不散交情 110 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:24,319 二位倒香槟 111 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:28,709 不过啦 112 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,155 不过啦 113 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:33,034 放鸽子 114 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:37,435 轩轩 115 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,232 咱俩可以一起放啊 116 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,033 把绳子解开 117 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:47,552 谢谢你能来啊 118 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,198 果果 好看吧 119 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,350 好看 120 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,755 轩轩 121 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,278 你今天怎么那么兴奋啊 122 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,112 为他们高兴啊 123 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,269 放飞的心情 124 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:07,554 离了还是好朋友 125 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,671 那当初结婚还干嘛呢 126 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,679 直接当好朋友不就成了 127 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,638 那可不一样 128 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,628 结之前的好朋友和离之后的好朋友 129 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,199 有本质的区别啊 130 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,396 终于可以不负责任了是吧 131 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,396 不是不负责任 132 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,750 是谁也不图谁什么了 133 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,759 双方都不抱幻想了 134 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,196 才能做到真正的包容 135 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:34,515 这朋友交的多踏实啊 136 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,709 ECCO李 137 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,109 果果认识吧 138 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,309 认识认识 139 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,112 给大伙添麻烦了啊 140 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,315 真羡慕你们俩 141 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,435 什么情况啊 142 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,554 干了干了干了 143 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,671 刚跟你一起放气球那女孩是谁啊 144 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,389 眉来眼去的 145 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:56,238 香山他们公司聘的一个台湾女主持 146 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,111 还老拉我跟她主持一档旅游节目 147 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,195 我一直没答应 148 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,194 难怪香山今天那么兴奋呢 149 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,592 千万不要相信一见钟情 150 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,111 哪跌倒的哪爬起来 151 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,553 香山哥你真帅 152 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:12,317 帅么 153 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,150 你哪的你 154 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:14,156 你跟谁来的 155 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,071 什么情况喝酒 156 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,354 香山哥少喝啊 157 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,273 你这么急着娶我 158 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,550 是不是也惦记着早结早离啊 159 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:28,715 我是打算跟你一条道走到黑的 160 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,839 原来你们俩在这躲着 161 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:32,830 我说我怎么逮不着你们呢 162 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:33,796 在这呢 163 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,479 少喝 少喝 164 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,669 受累了哥哥 165 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,079 弟弟喝大了 166 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,118 大伙还满意吗 167 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,748 都很受启发很受鼓舞 168 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,435 有好几对都说了 169 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,590 回头他们分的时候也这么办 170 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,149 靠谱 171 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,349 什么是生活 172 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:55,398 生活就是每天都有一个新的 173 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,393 美丽的梦幻般的开始 174 00:11:58,520 --> 00:11:59,748 真没良心 175 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,478 我告诉你我一会就开始 李香山 176 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:04,790 果果 我问你 177 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,189 今天高不高兴 178 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,316 高兴 179 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,470 好不好 180 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:09,671 好 181 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:10,676 有没有面子 182 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,156 嗯 183 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,359 以后想我了给我打电话 随时 184 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,079 你别给新认识的人花太多钱 185 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,355 散啦 186 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,470 散啦散啦啊 187 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:23,430 散啦散啦 188 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:25,111 散啦 189 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,553 散啦散啦 各回各家 190 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,351 你跟香山说他别老一激动 191 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,476 就给新人花太多钱 192 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,354 你这车 你这车 193 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,476 你这车 194 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,072 你们俩从此不是一车啦 195 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:38,794 果果大了 196 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,196 好不好 197 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:41,070 好好好 198 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,110 太好了 好吧 199 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,190 好好好 200 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,116 好着呢 201 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:46,749 走啦 202 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,111 奋哥 203 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:50,630 怎么着 204 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,111 您得把这燕尾服还我 205 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,429 你先拿着 206 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,269 裤子明儿再说啊 207 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,469 好嘞 回见回见 208 00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,435 好 我给您关 209 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,390 好 210 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,193 姓秦的 211 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,435 谢谢你啊 212 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:31,158 办的比我们结婚的时候都热闹 213 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,474 跟你求了么 214 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,753 当啷 215 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,351 千万别学我啊 216 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,512 脑袋一热就答应了 217 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,516 要结也得先试 218 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,392 好的就不用试了 219 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,280 试就试这人有多差劲 220 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,633 你都不可爱了 221 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,478 他还能对你好么 222 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,031 你从什么时候开始不可爱的 223 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,517 蜜月都没过完呢他就嫌我笨了 224 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,196 那咱们就从蜜月开始试 225 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,475 不 226 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,474 要试咱们就从七年之痒开始 227 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,675 就试 228 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,318 谁比谁讨厌 229 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:46,596 先生 230 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:47,829 您用哪一款 231 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,638 法国和澳大利亚 232 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,435 先生 233 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,069 我们准备了法国和澳洲的红酒 234 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,156 您想用哪一瓶 235 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,559 别动 236 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,077 真像我们品牌的人 237 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,473 你必须得参加我们这次 238 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,192 海南分赛区的选美 239 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,719 天使在艾美 240 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,348 最少能进前五 241 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,152 梁小姐有经纪人么 242 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,753 有兴趣向代言方面发展么 243 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,754 这是我的名片 244 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,351 人家都结婚了 245 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,672 都有老公了 246 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:32,711 梁小姐 247 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,153 有车送吗 248 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,036 喂 249 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,075 我到了 250 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,036 你在哪呢 251 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,314 我还没出门呢 252 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,755 你都到了 253 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,349 要不你先自己打个车到亚龙湾 254 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,355 我到那接你 255 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:27,797 好 256 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,229 那我自己打车吧 257 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:30,550 那谁呢 258 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,396 笑笑 259 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,395 刚才还在那呢 260 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,390 哦好 谢谢谢谢 261 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,553 您的咖啡请慢用 262 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:32,516 谢谢 263 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,356 喂 264 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,834 你怎么不接我电话呀 265 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,073 你干嘛呢你 266 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,673 我都到亚龙湾了 267 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,155 你在哪呢 268 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,355 什么 269 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,109 你真去啦? 270 00:18:59,240 --> 00:18:59,990 啊 271 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,999 我骗你呐 272 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,150 我就在飞机场呢 273 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,033 我就在大厅的出口等你呢 274 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,391 那你赶紧过来吧 275 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,556 马上 276 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,234 马上马上我马上 277 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,355 你别动啊 278 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,308 你怎么骗人呢 279 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,674 看在今天是咱俩试婚头一天 280 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,798 我就原谅你了啊 281 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,389 真结婚了 282 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,193 两口子就得以诚相待 283 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:22,078 不能我不说实话你也不说实话 284 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,519 俩瞎话连篇 285 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,832 那这日子怎么往下过啊 286 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,310 你也觉得以诚相待重要了呀 287 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,072 太重要了 288 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,232 一家子至少一个得说实话 289 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,677 否则我们就永远听不到实话了 290 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,149 这没说实话的责任在我是么 291 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,390 我那是要给你一个惊喜 292 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,232 你可是真骗我 293 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,392 一个人坐那喝一小时咖啡 294 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,509 就是不接电话 295 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,834 看着我干着急 296 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,630 我呢也有不少满嘴说瞎话的朋友 297 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,629 可人家说瞎话是有目的的 298 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,471 没见过你这样子的 299 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,669 什么都不为 300 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,789 你是不是说瞎话有快感呀 301 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,555 我原来实话也比瞎话多 302 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,308 后来发现实话伤人 303 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,355 谁都不爱听 304 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,669 我也不爱听 305 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,239 居家过日子犯不着肝胆相照 306 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,078 虚着点和气 307 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,628 你老实告诉我 308 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,473 我真有你平时夸的那么好么 309 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,798 人品还是模样啊 310 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,749 分得开么在我身上 311 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,711 我实话告诉你 312 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,469 你 313 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,477 俩眼长得有点 314 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,755 开 315 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,158 有点像比目鱼 316 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,836 你的实话就是人身攻击是吧 317 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,270 我就知道说实话是这结果 318 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:03,795 到了 319 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,469 你怎么找了一个 320 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,437 这么不真实的地方安家呀 321 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,475 这是我准备死在这的地方 322 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,559 面朝大海 323 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,519 背靠青山 324 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,715 四季花开 325 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,118 最后一眼看世界 326 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,031 就别看一眼糟心了 327 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,439 这地方你买的呀 328 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,789 怎么没跟我说呢 329 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,429 租的 330 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,348 20年 331 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,477 安度晚年够用了 332 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,232 晚年了已经 333 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,714 要我说呀 334 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,709 七年之痒咱不试了 335 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,750 把中年危机也省了 336 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,114 直接就试相依为命 337 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,799 你说行么 338 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,358 我看行 339 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,478 我给你放上水 340 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,273 麻利的洗个澡吧 341 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,272 我冲凉 342 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,555 环保 343 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,516 你在这我怎么换衣服啊 344 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,193 老夫老妻了怎么还害燥啊 345 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,475 这么多年都不背着我 346 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,033 这会儿讲究起来了 347 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,636 俩人洗更环保 348 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,834 这么多年了 349 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,115 我也受够了 350 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,636 现在我要求有一点自己的隐私 351 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,308 要不咱别试了 352 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,753 真结了得了 353 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,153 你这样的打着灯笼还真难找 354 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,039 回头夜长梦多 355 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,237 再让谁给劫了 356 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,394 真要结了婚 357 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,679 你会想要孩子吗 358 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,270 长得像你就要 像我就算了 359 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,548 那有了孩子 360 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,035 你还会像现在这样对我好吗 361 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,350 我说实话你可别急 362 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,631 没有孩子我也不可能 363 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,593 永远像现在这样对你好 364 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,630 谁敢给永远打保票啊 365 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,599 说能你会死啊 366 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,232 你看你看 你看 367 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,548 你让我说实话 368 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,392 我一说实话你就急 369 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,079 那我就骗你吧 370 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,315 能 371 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,354 我就不会变 372 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,639 我要对一个人好 373 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,559 我就永远都对他好 374 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,391 您说那好 375 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,078 是我说那好么 376 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:01,996 亲爱的 377 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,593 下楼梯我自己来叹 378 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,436 那不行 379 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,709 一步都不让你走 380 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,268 你行不行啊 381 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,759 不行我自己下来走得了 382 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,349 那哪行啊 必须的 383 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,310 马上就到了 384 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,715 你放手你放手 385 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,073 你放手 386 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,032 看你出的这身汗 387 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,468 不行就别逞能 388 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,039 好像我多沉似的 389 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,236 你是没赶上我好的时候 390 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,469 这二年 391 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,398 是有点虚 392 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,633 以前不这样 393 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,029 不这样 394 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,794 你磨蹭什么呢 395 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,355 马上 马上 396 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,394 来我帮你我帮你 397 00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,070 怎么啦 398 00:28:59,120 --> 00:28:59,836 腰 399 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:00,711 腰 腰动不了了 400 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,033 疼疼 疼疼 401 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,512 我帮你揉揉 402 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,350 不能揉 疼 403 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,435 疼 404 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,271 上午蝶泳来着 405 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,193 蝶大发了 406 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,111 就你这身子骨还蝶泳啊 407 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,998 你以为自己是菲尔普斯啊 408 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,479 别用指尖揉啊 409 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,119 用手掌揉 410 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,078 你把我这衣服撩开 411 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,238 舒服 412 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,631 你帮我把那CD打开 413 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,639 第四首 414 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,350 你拉开床头柜那抽屉 415 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,190 看见那油了吗 416 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,594 看见了 417 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,312 先把手搓热了 418 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,594 感觉热了吗 419 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:52,510 热啦 420 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,272 把油倒手心里 421 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,239 多倒点 422 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,309 多倒 423 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:05,311 你上来 424 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,151 啊 425 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,554 上来 426 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,479 你骑我身上 427 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,752 这样你能使上劲 428 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,588 你顺着我这腰肌往上揉 429 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,476 哪是腰肌啊 430 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,828 这就是 这就是 431 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,354 往上揉 432 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,231 往下揉 433 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,437 再往上揉 434 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,756 你当这是按摩了吧 435 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,478 真是享受 436 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,475 你把自己当末代皇帝了吧 437 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,832 行不行啊 438 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,669 你醒啦 439 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,236 对不起 我睡着了 440 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,073 我太失礼了 441 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,559 没事 442 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,828 你接着睡 443 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,435 咱没必要非走那过场 444 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,794 你转过来 445 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,799 我真不是故意的 446 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,758 我一松手你就掉下去了 447 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,548 要睡也是我睡沙发你睡床上啊 448 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,399 是你睡沙发呀 449 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,595 小俩口 450 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,159 头一宿就分居 451 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,072 传出去让人笑话 452 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,708 你的蜜月已经结束了 大哥 453 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,358 咱们现在是老两口了 454 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,708 你对我已经冷淡了 455 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,831 我不冷淡我热得跟一盆火似的 456 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,759 不不不 你这盆火已经烧成灰了 457 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:58,759 我也已经冷淡了 458 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,552 谁也不想碰谁了 459 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,193 审美疲劳了明白吗秦奋 460 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,240 那这日子还怎么往下过呀 461 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,550 所以才要试呀 462 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,351 这情况很普遍的 463 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,036 据说百分之九十的夫妻 464 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,276 结了婚15年20年以后 465 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,470 就谁也不碰谁了 466 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,313 可人家日子还是照样过嘛 467 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,149 咱们试婚试的是什么啊 468 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,070 嗯 469 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:30,354 咱们试婚试的不是什么如胶似漆 470 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,356 咱们试的是 471 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,557 没有了激情还能不能不离不弃 472 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:35,789 白头到老 473 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,595 你行吗 474 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,349 我先表个态 475 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,475 我行 476 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,708 我也表个态 477 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,398 我就是那例外的 478 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,110 你80了我对你也有激情 479 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,800 又睁眼说瞎话了 480 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,230 我80你都100啦 481 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,517 筷子你都拿不住 482 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,791 我站在你面前你都不认得我是谁了 483 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,672 还以为我是你妈呢 484 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,192 早知道这么冷淡 485 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,315 还不如娶那一年一次的呢 486 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,311 好歹一年还有一次 487 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,429 可你倒好 488 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,271 一天好日子没捞着过 489 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,839 后悔了吧 490 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,510 一切都还来得及 491 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,668 看来这试婚还真是有必要的 492 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,191 好好想想吧 493 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,230 扛不住 494 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,673 就早说 495 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,391 晚安了 亲爱的 496 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,039 您好 打扰了 497 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,270 您先生在淘宝网上订的轮椅到了 498 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,753 我们没订轮椅啊 499 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,713 是秦先生订的 我能听出他的声 500 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,075 怎么啦 501 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,711 你要轮椅干吗 502 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,354 我瘫了 503 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,308 你说什么 504 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,472 我瘫了 505 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,519 你瘫了 506 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,238 站不起来了 507 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,759 别胡扯 你起来 508 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,149 不是没有这个可能性啊 509 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,392 咱试婚试什么啊 510 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,797 都硬硬朗朗的拔腿就能跑那不用试 511 00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,319 咱就试 其中有一个瘫了 512 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,511 另一个能不能不离不弃 513 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,076 伺候他吃 伺候他喝 514 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,715 给他洗澡 推他遛弯 515 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,759 现在那个瘫了的就是我 516 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,759 我表个态啊 517 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,270 要是换你瘫了我会伺候你一辈子 518 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,469 你行么 519 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,429 行 520 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,596 有本事你一辈子都别起来 521 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,629 就放这边吧 522 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:32,752 打扰了 523 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:33,717 谢谢 524 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,272 我要上厕所 525 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,395 忍着 526 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,509 忍不住啦 527 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,557 忍不住就尿裤子里 528 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,678 尿完了我给你洗 529 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,312 他还挺帅的 530 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,273 他的胸肌能夹起一支笔呢 531 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,235 首长同志 532 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,668 我舰准备好 533 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,519 请示按计划起航 534 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,034 按计划起航 535 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,030 是 536 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,639 你们才认识几天啊 537 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,393 你也太投入了吧 538 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,593 不在乎时间长短 539 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,760 有的人你跟他过一辈子都没感觉 540 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,519 有的人吧 541 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,596 又属于一见钟情了吧你 542 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:15,749 对啊 543 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,073 你说怎么回事啊 544 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,149 我每回都是这样 545 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,077 每次来都来真的 546 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,311 你们家那老爷子怎么样 547 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,033 婚试的还行 548 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,758 我们家那老爷子啊 549 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,151 正憋着坏考验我呢 550 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,072 芒果味儿 551 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,355 怎么猜出来的 552 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,152 这嘴型比那个还大 553 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,070 没劲 554 00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,672 发什么愣呢 555 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,559 我在回忆我的一生 556 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,317 你的一生就是游手好闲的一生 557 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,509 真瘫啦 558 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,238 我什么时候骗过你啊 559 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,395 她对我不好 560 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,596 衣裳不给换 澡也不给洗 561 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,113 我都馊了 562 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:20,514 还真有味啊 563 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:21,709 他真挺臭的 564 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,190 你还学会告状了 565 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:27,476 你看他 566 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,517 就他能想出这种招来 567 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,031 在轮椅上坐好几天了 568 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,314 让我伺候他 569 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,273 芒果来了 你还不起来呀 570 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,629 行啦行啦 差不多行啦 571 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,149 你老这么窝着呀 血脉淤积 572 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:52,073 回头整一静脉曲张的可是自己 573 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,432 这事儿对我有利没利我不管 574 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,314 只要对她没利我就干 575 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,312 你怎么这么缺德呀你 576 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:07,277 你是啊 没看见她怎么气我呢 577 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,308 头一宿 578 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,232 我敲了半夜的门 579 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,392 我生命力这么旺盛 580 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,398 不说试我怎么行 581 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,591 一上来就试我怎么不行 582 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,392 有这样的吗 583 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,631 一口甜头都不给 584 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,153 一口没尝呢就逼着我说腻了 585 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,309 什么意思呀 586 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,072 你俩到现在都没有过啊 587 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,673 可不是没有吗 588 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,310 原来是我不愿意趁她之危 589 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,558 现在 是她逼着我演审美疲劳 590 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,309 行 591 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,194 那我就照着了给她演 592 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,109 这几天 593 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,192 我什么活都不干 594 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,476 油瓶子倒了都不扶 595 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,599 就在这当大爷 596 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,316 幸福不一定在一起 597 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,190 倒霉一定要在一起 598 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,074 按她的理论说这才叫夫妻呢 599 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,316 芒果不吃芒果 600 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,078 你这是打算是装一阵子还是装一辈子呀 601 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,431 那得看她表现了 602 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,151 让我站起来也容易 603 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,072 重新聊聊待遇 604 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,315 你要什么待遇啊 605 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,753 丈夫的待遇呀 606 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,799 假戏不一定真演 607 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,638 起码得睡一床吧 608 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,274 帮我续点水去 609 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,668 渴我一上午了 610 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:47,620 笑笑 611 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,272 你们家水壶在哪啊 612 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,159 怎么指使你了 613 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,429 来 给我 614 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,359 在这呢 615 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,192 这都是你给他洗的呀 616 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,111 我尽量不让他喝水 617 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,397 要不他老让我搀着他上厕所 618 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,355 你瞧他那样 619 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,198 还真把自己当瘫子了 620 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,269 拧着呢 621 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,472 你不管 他他真往裤子里给你尿 622 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,714 我真服了你了 623 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,313 你就这么惯着他呀 624 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:23,709 我也想试试 625 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,273 自己真遇上这种事能不能抗得住啊 626 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,438 没这么考验自己的啊 627 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,792 他这不是欺负人么 628 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,115 没事 629 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,788 他不嫌受罪他就瘫着叹 630 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,834 这两天累的我够呛 631 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,799 我也不想做饭了 632 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,237 咱下山找个酒店吃叹 633 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,150 行啊 634 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,274 您好 欢迎光临石梅湾艾美酒店 635 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,156 你来 636 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,389 这有轮椅 637 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,516 一会儿帮我把那残疾人给抬进去 638 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:04,516 好的 639 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,510 你好 640 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,070 谢谢 641 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:50,476 谢谢 642 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,395 你自己能吃吗 643 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,276 不能 644 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,153 手也不能动啦 645 00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,309 瘫到脖子啦你 646 00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,309 瘫了嘛 647 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,678 那边是越南吗 648 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,035 是的 但是看不到的 649 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,792 头盘给我来这鞑靼牛肉 650 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,474 我就要那个 651 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,033 鲁库拉沙拉吧 652 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,475 芝士别放 酱料我自己搁 653 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:18,271 哎 654 00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,236 我呢 655 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,190 我还没要呢 656 00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:21,476 对啊 657 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,113 还有你呢 658 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,354 你要什么呀 659 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,399 你能吃什么呀 660 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:29,749 吃肉啊 661 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,111 我们这的小牛肉做的比较好 662 00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:33,075 建议您尝尝 663 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,116 来一份 664 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:34,791 几成熟呢 665 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,075 三成 666 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,394 吃生肉啊 667 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,355 回头拉裤子里自己收拾啊 668 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:54,355 我过去一下 669 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,314 往这儿看 670 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,350 我还在这呢 671 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,753 跟你说点正事儿啊 672 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,074 你上次托我办那个人寿保险啊 673 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,349 保单我给你带来了啊 674 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,594 保险金额 675 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,432 三百万 我没记错吧 676 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,310 嗯 677 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,033 那受益人填谁啊 678 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,031 填她呀 679 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,036 梁笑笑 680 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:29,797 啊 681 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,469 给你写上了啊 682 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,595 写 683 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,078 你没什么忌讳吧 684 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,278 忌讳什么呀 685 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,191 人家年纪轻轻跟了我 686 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,074 我要有个三长两短的 687 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,151 能对人没个交代么 688 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,154 我要是必须死一人手里 689 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:51,434 宁肯死她手里 690 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,356 别别 691 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,510 您千年万年活下去 692 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,238 站在我们女的立场上 693 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,509 我必须得说 694 00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,675 你这次这事儿啊 695 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,234 办的有点靠谱 696 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:03,070 来 697 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,474 在这签个字 698 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,149 得嘞 699 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,519 聊什么呢 700 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,278 怎么还照上相了 701 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,348 什么情况 702 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,477 请问沙拉是哪位的 703 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,550 这的 704 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,275 你干嘛去啊 705 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,471 先生 您 706 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:40,230 那你晚上要不要来 707 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,236 好啊 好啊 708 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:42,110 我给你留票 709 00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:43,590 可以啊 710 00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:44,630 谢谢 给留张票 711 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:45,632 没问题 712 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:46,516 菜来了 713 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,079 哥 714 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,190 谁呀 715 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,358 还能有谁啊 716 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,673 人家建国啊 717 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,039 建国 718 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,029 嗯 719 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,679 人家整容啦 720 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,109 韩国做的 721 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,510 怎么整的跟廖凡似的 722 00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,519 讨厌你 723 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,595 哥 724 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,357 这就是你征婚征来的啊 725 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,475 你讨厌 726 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,798 你怎么认识他们呀 727 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,479 你怎么站起来了 728 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,348 急的叹 729 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,674 这回你省心了 730 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:42,633 还是原来那待遇啊 731 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,079 是你自己站起来的 732 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,798 我不能和人说话吗 733 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,313 我不能有自己的朋友吗 734 00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,072 您的牛肉好了 735 00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,798 先生您的轮椅已经帮您收好了 736 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,989 谢谢啊 737 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,629 咱们别在外面吵行么 738 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:05,039 谁吵了 739 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,309 笑笑 740 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,318 那帮人是干嘛的呀 741 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,759 搞选美的 742 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,113 什么天使在艾美 今天晚上总决赛 743 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,115 对了 744 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,236 他们给我票了 一起去吧 745 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,318 去不了 我一会儿回北京了 746 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,193 你俩去呗 747 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,038 秦奋 你陪着去啊 748 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,314 都是美女 749 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,635 我才不去呢 750 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,073 什么乱七八糟的 751 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:49,470 冒充专家 冒充上流社会 752 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,511 哪有上流啊 753 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,073 全是下流 754 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,113 他们有什么权力把人分成三六九等啊 755 00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:00,117 美的标准他们定的 756 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,599 没说让你去啊 757 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,191 用不着那么愤世嫉俗 758 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,992 这就是一帮寄生虫 759 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,232 骗吃骗喝骗炮打 760 00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:17,229 嘿嘿嘿 761 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,190 别骂了 762 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,633 再骂连自己都骂了 763 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:39,118 你俩逗归逗 764 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,031 别逗出真讨厌来 765 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,393 这女的吧 766 00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,028 再怎么着也是希望有人欣赏自己 767 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,028 你不是也希望有人欣赏你么 768 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,238 你总不想当万人嫌吧 769 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,435 知道 770 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,675 其实我非常爱她 771 00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,069 爱别人 就得让人感觉到 772 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,469 可是我感觉不到她爱我 773 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,071 帅哥 帮我叫辆车呗 774 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:06,757 好的 775 00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,670 反正至少有一点我可以确定 776 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,157 她现在心里除了你啊 777 00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:14,832 还真没别人 778 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:17,835 走了啊 779 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:18,791 拜拜 780 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,709 你在这等着 我去把车吹凉 781 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,474 我去吧 782 00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,596 你真打算去凑这热闹啊 783 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,269 我就是一俗人 784 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,279 你身上穿这件就挺好 785 00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,432 哎 哎 786 00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,315 人戴你就别戴了 787 00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,754 这种场合什么都不戴才自信呢 788 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,635 就你这人 789 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,078 比什么珠宝都昂贵 790 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:26,189 会不会太素啊 791 00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:27,793 显得对人不够尊重 792 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,476 什么时候互相尊重成比阔了 793 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:33,434 你又不是开矿的 794 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,160 钻石翡翠说穿了也就是石头 795 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,631 狗才拴链子呢 你不需要 796 00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:03,789 我给你当司机 797 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,072 我已经叫计程车了 798 00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,553 要不你跟我一起去吧 799 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:13,673 那我送你过桥 800 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,110 大家好 801 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,112 欢迎来到天使在艾美 802 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,272 谢谢 谢谢朋友们 803 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,031 今晚咱们围坐沙滩 804 00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,278 是为了迎候一群可爱的天使 805 00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,312 一个接一个从天而降 806 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:11,754 当然很抱歉 807 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,792 第一个掉下来的是我 808 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,519 而且导演说 809 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,551 我是脸先着地的 810 00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,117 摔坏了造型 811 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,793 只配给佳丽们做垫脚石 812 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,511 可是做垫脚石我也乐意 813 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,676 而且心情有点小激动 814 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,759 因为今晚即将出场的天使们 815 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,718 她们身上穿的 816 00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,071 都不算太多 817 00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:37,388 各就各位 818 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,511 有请 天使们 819 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,631 踏浪而来 820 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,557 那咱们选择一个让你放松的 821 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,437 就选择中间那位 822 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,590 最可怕的 赵学海老师 823 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,715 向你发问 824 00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,028 有请赵老师 825 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:13,789 10号选手 826 00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:17,153 请你告诉我你对美的理解 827 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,274 什么叫美 请回答 828 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,674 我觉得美就是心里有爱 829 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,796 常怀着一颗感恩的心 830 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,597 这回答就像什么都没回答 831 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,436 赵老师 您满意10号佳丽的答案吗 832 00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:36,753 我对美的理解呀 833 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,274 就两个字 834 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:39,749 包容 835 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,679 那是美德 836 00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,509 喂 837 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,279 美是相对丑而存在的 838 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,555 美之为美斯恶也 839 00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,272 我现在不方便跟你讲话 840 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:00,594 一会儿完了打给你 841 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:24,395 劳驾 842 00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:25,629 选美的人呢 843 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,474 活动结束了 都庆功呢 844 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:28,117 在哪 845 00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:30,390 宴会厅 酒吧 KTV 都是他们人 846 00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:31,151 好 谢谢啊 847 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,076 慢走 848 00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:04,597 漱漱嘴 漱漱嘴 849 00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:09,476 慢点喝 850 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,076 小心点 851 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,031 你怎么把手机给关啦 852 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:21,719 我没关 853 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,671 你们让她喝了多少啊 854 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,393 没人劝她喝 855 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,238 都是她自己灌自己 856 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:33,509 刚才还好好的 857 00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:35,636 一瞬间 就挂了 858 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,119 你别管了 人交给我吧 859 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:38,837 那得 860 00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:40,354 那 那 那您劳驾 861 00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:48,635 还这包 862 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,149 少喝点吧 863 00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:56,350 回家吧 864 00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,269 我没事 865 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,548 你让我 待一会儿 866 00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:11,109 怎么了 867 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,519 特别难受是么 868 00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,472 你要是不想回家我扶你到外面坐会儿 869 00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,035 你别理我 870 00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,795 我不想和人说话 871 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,792 你先回去 872 00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,037 一会儿我准回去 873 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:44,234 你别管我行不行啊 874 00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,630 有什么不痛快回家说行吗 875 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,317 我真没事 876 00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:13,234 离游泳池远一点 877 00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,112 喝完酒不能游泳 878 00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:23,589 别跑 回来 879 00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:43,399 笑笑 880 00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:53,472 笑笑你在哪儿 881 00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,755 我没在海里 882 00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,630 我本来以为很了解自己 883 01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,157 有些东西可以培养 884 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,633 靠时间拉近 885 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,519 现在发现 886 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,352 时间可以把人拉近 887 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,396 也可以把人推得更远 888 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:21,189 好感不能代替一切 889 01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:26,555 懂了 890 01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,470 你对我只是有好感 891 01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:36,153 两个有好感的人住在一起 892 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:37,799 成不道德了 893 01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:40,794 你没不道德 894 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,358 我不道德 895 01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,637 我利用了你的好感 896 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,597 你这么不道德多久了 897 01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,433 是从咱俩试婚头一天开始的么 898 01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:03,037 我还以为挺幸福呢 899 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,311 你觉得挺幸福的吗 900 01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:11,434 咱们这些天 901 01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,590 我现在要求你还来得及么 902 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,109 谁动感情谁完蛋 903 01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:19,308 你看 904 01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,237 另外一只脚也是 905 01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:06,035 其实咱们不是分手 906 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:09,755 是暂时分开一段时间 907 01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,556 以后还有可能在一起 908 01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:22,513 你解放了 怎么还哭上了 909 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:27,233 要哭也是我该哭啊 910 01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:33,552 你怎么咬人呢 911 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,751 你这人真是太讨厌了 912 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:47,114 习惯吗 以后没人气你了 913 01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,071 不习惯也得习惯了 914 01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,476 我知道我可能犯了一个错误 915 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,678 以后再也找不到 916 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,678 比你对我好的人了 917 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:12,360 懂起事来比谁都懂事 918 01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,669 混蛋起来比谁都混蛋 919 01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,192 我是说我 920 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,597 你是找感情的 921 01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,279 我是找婚姻的 922 01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:29,435 咱俩起根儿就没碰在一块儿 923 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,397 这就是冤家吧 924 01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,358 前世结的梁子 925 01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:56,193 好又好不成 926 01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,638 散又散不了 927 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,032 你还信这个呢 928 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:03,238 我信现世报 929 01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:08,275 散买卖不散交情 930 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:12,033 我呸 发明这句话的人 931 01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:38,075 走了 932 01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,031 记着你的好 933 01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:45,075 也希望你想起我不都是恶心 934 01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:47,477 屋子我收拾过了 935 01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:50,274 你走的时候什么都不用管 936 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:52,311 带上门走就行 937 01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:57,080 就跟做了一场梦似的 938 01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:59,479 咱俩结的梁子 939 01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:01,999 解了 940 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:24,318 秦奋回北京后 941 01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,676 笑笑也提前结束了休假 942 01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:28,159 回到乘务队 943 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,755 她已经习惯了在飞机起落时 944 01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:32,718 给秦奋打个电话 945 01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:34,155 报声平安 946 01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:35,509 分手后 947 01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:37,517 她仍然延续着这个习惯 948 01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:40,157 起初秦奋也接电话 949 01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:42,636 在电话里说几句吉祥话 950 01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,037 后来就改互发短信了 951 01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,392 字也越来越少 952 01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:49,676 最后只剩下一个字 953 01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:51,075 笑笑发 954 01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:52,553 起落 955 01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:53,476 秦奋回 956 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,272 安妥 957 01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:38,620 这期间 958 01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:41,359 秦奋的生活突然变得忙碌起来 959 01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:43,079 和笑笑分手后 960 01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:46,152 秦奋欣然答应了香山的邀请 961 01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:49,278 和一个叫轩轩的台湾女孩搭档 962 01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:52,631 主持一档名曰 带你玩 的旅逝节目 963 01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,439 专门介绍北京的吃喝玩乐 964 01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:57,229 这段日子 965 01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:00,279 他和笑笑始终没有见面 966 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:01,070 轩轩 967 01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:01,791 哎 968 01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:06,114 我发现把洗脚提升为一个产业 969 01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:08,276 是咱们中国的一大发明 970 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:09,799 为什么这么说呢 971 01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,752 虽然我们的环境卫生 972 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,557 还比不上欧美的发达国家 973 01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,557 但我们的个人卫生 974 01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:19,433 毕竟是已经从脚做起了 975 01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:22,109 不光洗 还捏 976 01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:23,315 还用中药泡 977 01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:24,796 对对对 978 01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:26,594 这里的足底 979 01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:29,399 号称是帝王般的服务 至尊的享受 980 01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:31,676 捏一下别提有多舒服了 981 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,479 还保你一天的疲劳统统都可以消除 982 01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:37,718 我理解帝王服务 983 01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:39,432 就是把脚当脸 984 01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:40,795 至尊享受 985 01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:43,429 就是脚还真以为自己是脸了 986 01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:44,430 喔 987 01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:48,269 这完全体现了所有器官生而平等的理念 988 01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:50,439 你知道是什么人愿意 989 01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:53,120 在这一间屋半间炕里作威作福 990 01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:56,238 找那种把自己捧在手心里的感觉 991 01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:57,236 有钱人 992 01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:02,073 穷人 993 01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:04,713 恨自己穷过的人 994 01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:07,112 翻身了最想干的 995 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:09,156 就是变本加厉的使唤人 996 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:11,713 咱们中国倒退30年 997 01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:13,069 都是穷人 998 01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:15,710 所以洗脚这个行业在咱们中国 999 01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:17,518 特别有市场 1000 01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:20,077 也许在不久的将来 1001 01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,191 还能在创业板上市 1002 01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:24,316 跻身世界五百强 1003 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:39,798 选几个有代表性的 1004 01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:41,354 躲着点脏乱差 1005 01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:42,835 下期就拍它了 1006 01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,069 897啊 1007 01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:45,753 这地儿能拍么 1008 01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:48,509 现在都是伪前卫伪艺术了 1009 01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:49,715 能拍呀 1010 01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:53,669 下期就叫伪军大院呗 1011 01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:56,515 哥哥 1012 01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,318 咱不较真儿行么 1013 01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:02,394 咱能不一竿子打翻一船人么 1014 01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:04,790 听见没有 说你呢 1015 01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:10,639 伪艺术 1016 01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:12,639 也是艺术 1017 01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,434 伪前卫 1018 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,519 也是前卫 1019 01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:19,511 它就是再二等 1020 01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:22,109 它也是艺术家生的 1021 01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,671 一堆人盯着 1022 01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:29,354 准备把它拆了改成电子城呢 1023 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:32,075 咱们再不说点好听的 1024 01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,237 伪艺术都绝种了 1025 01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:36,755 伪艺术 它还是艺术么 1026 01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:37,751 打住 1027 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,072 轩轩你不要跟他学 1028 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:42,556 伪批判现实主义 1029 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,192 人家都跟我急了 1030 01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:48,472 说请你们吃 请你们喝 请你们玩 1031 01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,192 到头来还损我们 1032 01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:52,510 哦对了 你们还损人家客人来着 1033 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,158 我问你 什么叫 1034 01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:56,113 穷人 1035 01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:59,391 翻了身就变本加厉的使唤人 1036 01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:01,232 这是什么情况 1037 01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:04,555 我使劲往回说啦 1038 01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:06,153 我一直都是夸的嘛 1039 01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:08,117 别听不懂好赖话啊 1040 01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:10,236 我说的也不全是歹话 1041 01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:13,035 只是温和的打镲 1042 01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:17,238 我也不认为奢侈就是高级 1043 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,318 我也最恨 1044 01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:22,593 至尊 帝王 皇家 1045 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,235 我爷爷 1046 01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:27,711 就是辛亥革命打响第二枪的人 1047 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,149 但是你得在商言商啊 1048 01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:38,798 要不你就别拿人家钱 1049 01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:40,673 拿了钱还骂钱 1050 01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,593 那叫不义 1051 01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:46,160 同意我这观点么 哥哥 1052 01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:51,274 打响第二枪的是谁呀 1053 01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:54,588 行 行 行 1054 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:56,159 咱不往下讨论了 1055 01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:57,309 搁置争议 1056 01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,118 轩轩 下班了 1057 01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:06,712 你要注意了啊 1058 01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:10,557 别做了伪愤青还不自知 1059 01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:13,474 哦 1060 01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:20,799 你晚上哪去啊 1061 01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:22,474 没地儿去啊 1062 01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,153 那跟我走吧 1063 01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:53,318 您好小姐 两位 1064 01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:59,074 您请 谢谢 1065 01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:05,475 谢谢 1066 01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:14,358 无糖 无盐 无能量 1067 01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:16,351 这是给人吃的吗 1068 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:17,476 小姐 1069 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,278 菜品都是开过光的 1070 01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:20,628 本店有法师坐堂 1071 01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:21,789 酒不醉人 1072 01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:24,712 那咱俩多喝几杯吧 1073 01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:10,077 企鹅是我们的朋友 1074 01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:12,238 它们真的好可爱 1075 01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,116 可是 1076 01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:15,793 由于气候的变暖 1077 01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,317 北极冰川正在融化 1078 01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:22,153 一想到企鹅宝宝就要失去它们的家园 1079 01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:24,152 我的心都要碎了 1080 01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:26,199 希望台下的各位 1081 01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,548 捐出你们的善心 1082 01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:29,519 救救可怜的企鹅 1083 01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:31,073 感谢馨予的爱心 1084 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:32,235 好了各位亲爱的朋友 1085 01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:33,389 企鹅宝宝的命运 1086 01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:35,232 现在就掌握在各位的手中 1087 01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:37,635 现在 竞价开始 1088 01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:38,272 5万 1089 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:39,475 好 这边朋友 5万 1090 01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:40,271 10万 1091 01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:41,748 这边 10万 1092 01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:43,470 15万 1093 01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:44,789 后面的这位先生 1094 01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:46,274 现在是15万 1095 01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:46,900 20万 1096 01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:47,671 20万 1097 01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:48,311 现在 1098 01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,150 21万 1099 01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:51,312 您是21万 1100 01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:53,479 李先生您的意思是 1101 01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:54,515 加价5万 1102 01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:56,548 那您的意思是 1103 01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:58,394 50万 1104 01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,238 好 李先生叫价50万 1105 01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:02,316 是否有其他朋友要继续加价 1106 01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:03,555 你没事吧 疯啦 1107 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:05,519 有事 想喝酒 1108 01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:06,470 50万一次 1109 01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:08,634 50万二次 1110 01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:10,632 50万三次 成交 1111 01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:14,277 有请馨予将拍品赠予李先生 1112 01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:25,271 企鹅宝宝终于有救了 1113 01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:26,156 谢谢你 1114 01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:27,156 别着急 1115 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:30,233 北极一时半会儿融化不了 1116 01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:31,674 就是融化了 1117 01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:34,110 企鹅宝宝也会没事的 1118 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:35,394 怎么会没事呢 1119 01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:40,553 我能问你一个问题么 1120 01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,153 嗯 1121 01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:46,230 北极熊为什么不吃企鹅宝宝呢 1122 01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:49,270 是好像没有听说有吃过啊 1123 01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:50,589 为什么呢 1124 01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:53,116 是啊 为什么呢 1125 01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:54,189 你知道吗 1126 01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:56,311 北极熊为什么不吃企鹅宝宝呢 1127 01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:59,080 因为企鹅宝宝生活在南极 1128 01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:01,629 它跟北极熊见不着面 1129 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:06,552 你们好讨厌啊 1130 01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,113 你帮我还给他吧 1131 01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:20,277 这事我可管不了 1132 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:22,113 你还是自己还吧 1133 01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:26,393 他也没往回要 1134 01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:27,515 你就留着呗 1135 01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:30,314 不合适 1136 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,708 伤了人心就别破人家的财了 1137 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:38,670 我怎么觉得你们俩散不了呢 1138 01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:40,675 一提起对方 1139 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:42,553 话都说的特仗义 1140 01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:48,232 你知道你是他人寿保险的受益人吗 1141 01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:51,474 唯一的 1142 01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:57,072 前两天我碰见他 1143 01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,071 我问他要不要改个受益人 1144 01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:00,594 你知道他说什么么 1145 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:03,750 他说 1146 01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,593 为什么要改啊 1147 01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:13,709 对不起人的滋味真难受 1148 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,398 他还不如对我坏点呢 1149 01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:24,152 感情 1150 01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:27,513 勉强不来的 1151 01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:57,272 先生您好 菜单 1152 01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:59,190 不好意思先生 1153 01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:00,679 我们这不能自带酒水 1154 01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:02,749 给你开瓶费 1155 01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:04,195 不用菜单了 1156 01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:06,470 来一份茴香苹果沙拉 1157 01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:09,188 再来一份意式香肠 快点 1158 01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:10,349 好的 1159 01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:26,635 好酒 1160 01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:29,109 那也不值50万呢 1161 01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:31,429 不过啦 1162 01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:43,595 不过了 1163 01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:04,516 这叫黑色素瘤 1164 01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:08,794 听说过么 1165 01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:12,713 不治之症 1166 01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:19,151 全世界都拿它没辙 1167 01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:21,709 一旦得了 只能等死 1168 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,158 无药可医 1169 01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:27,552 让哥们赶上了 1170 01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:37,512 知道多长时间了 1171 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,791 痣是从小就有 1172 01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:41,274 后来变成瘤 1173 01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:42,349 觉着不舒服 1174 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:43,276 去医院 1175 01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:45,477 从医院确诊到现在 1176 01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:47,833 差不多俩礼拜 1177 01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:50,355 你随意 1178 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:54,311 那到别的医院查查啊 1179 01:21:58,400 --> 01:21:59,594 不治了 1180 01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:04,353 我想有尊严的死 1181 01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:07,709 奋 1182 01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:10,032 这不是病啊 1183 01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:12,633 这是命 1184 01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:15,798 我的命找我来了 1185 01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:17,752 只能从命 1186 01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:25,196 我要说咱俩是那种 1187 01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:27,316 知心不换命的 1188 01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:30,558 能托孤不宜托妻的朋友 1189 01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:32,558 算是瞎说吗 1190 01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:36,359 妻不用托 妻都好着呢 1191 01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:38,432 没咱们倒能多活几年 1192 01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:49,517 酒真壮口 1193 01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:56,149 你说吧 1194 01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:58,116 这世上还有什么放不下的 1195 01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:00,189 有几样 1196 01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:07,310 这第一呢就是我这公司 1197 01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:09,352 就得全交给你了 1198 01:23:09,440 --> 01:23:11,795 你先别说先别说 先听我说 1199 01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:18,552 我呢在这个世上 1200 01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:22,711 就你这么一个信得过的朋友 1201 01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:25,595 除了你 1202 01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:27,512 我无人可托 1203 01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,798 也还就是你 1204 01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:33,749 不会亏待我这帮员工 1205 01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:42,080 这帮孩子跟了我这么多年了 1206 01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:44,591 我不能撒手不管 1207 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:47,590 我不会挣钱 我都退休了 1208 01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:50,439 那你就赔钱 赔钱你会吧 1209 01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:53,513 我先给你维持一阵 1210 01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:57,199 你不是还有个女儿呢么 1211 01:23:57,280 --> 01:23:59,475 川川 传给她得了 1212 01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:01,272 我给咱闺女当顾问 1213 01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:19,639 我呀 1214 01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:24,038 这辈子是跟钱着了大急了 1215 01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:25,309 川川 1216 01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:28,071 我绝不会让她为了钱 1217 01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:29,479 工作一分钟 1218 01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:32,517 就虚度光阴 1219 01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:35,075 不想干嘛就不干嘛 1220 01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:38,116 我给她存了一份信托基金 1221 01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:41,069 一辈子有三明治吃 1222 01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:52,230 川川这孩子还是 1223 01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:54,078 挺靠谱的 1224 01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:59,116 最近在读资本论呢 1225 01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:01,471 前两天给我打一电话 1226 01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:02,670 说爸爸 1227 01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:06,676 这个马克思还是很靠谱的 1228 01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:11,035 共产党宣言 写得还是很牛的 1229 01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:13,752 我觉得她将来没准 1230 01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:15,557 能成为一共产主义者 1231 01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:21,359 我很欣慰 1232 01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:26,068 总比成一钱串子强 1233 01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:31,477 那就不需要财产了 1234 01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:33,513 倒也省心 1235 01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:42,599 对了 还有一不省心的我得跟你说说 1236 01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:51,758 服务员 买单 1237 01:25:58,480 --> 01:25:59,435 等我一下 1238 01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:01,036 洗手间在哪 1239 01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:02,468 这边请 1240 01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,034 在左边 1241 01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:04,711 前面 1242 01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:30,038 你怎么在这啊 1243 01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:38,789 什么 1244 01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:43,556 人生很短 1245 01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:45,515 嗯 1246 01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:48,352 一了百了 1247 01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:52,113 早死早托生 1248 01:26:56,440 --> 01:26:57,714 脖子断了 1249 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:01,989 香山 1250 01:27:04,240 --> 01:27:05,639 不行了 1251 01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:09,037 香山怎么了 1252 01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:13,478 香山 1253 01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:17,509 不行了 1254 01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:21,711 来 1255 01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:24,113 先起来 1256 01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:27,790 说没就没了 1257 01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:30,635 说散就散了 1258 01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:33,038 你爸喝多了吧 1259 01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:35,799 帮我扶他起来吧 1260 01:27:38,440 --> 01:27:39,236 谢谢 1261 01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:09,996 您好 1262 01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:13,033 卫生间在哪 1263 01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:14,435 左边走 1264 01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:17,039 香山 1265 01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:21,118 你怎么在这啊 1266 01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:25,029 你怎么也在这 1267 01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:26,468 我跟笑笑来的 1268 01:28:28,160 --> 01:28:30,515 我和秦奋来的 1269 01:28:33,560 --> 01:28:35,278 傻乐什么 1270 01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:39,396 你怎么又喝成这样啊 1271 01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:44,156 怎么了你 1272 01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:51,231 我的亲人啊 1273 01:30:03,080 --> 01:30:04,149 醒啦 1274 01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:09,238 怎么睡这了 1275 01:30:10,720 --> 01:30:12,278 香山呢 1276 01:30:13,440 --> 01:30:15,192 芒果送他走了 1277 01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:17,233 你不让动 1278 01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:20,148 也不忍心把你一个人丢这 1279 01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:21,673 只好陪着你了 1280 01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:33,230 怎么还有芒果呀 1281 01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:37,592 我就记着跟你头顶着头 1282 01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:41,510 香山让你们来的 1283 01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:46,115 是命运捉弄我吧 1284 01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:47,754 鬼使神差的 1285 01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:08,479 有人了是么 1286 01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:18,551 见到你还是挺高兴的 1287 01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:23,120 你不开心的样子让我挺难受的 1288 01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:27,794 你成功了 1289 01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:29,635 我内疚了 1290 01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:45,071 活着是一种修行 1291 01:31:47,360 --> 01:31:49,590 这句话是人家送给我的 1292 01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:52,356 现在我转送给你 1293 01:31:55,360 --> 01:31:57,430 这世上只有我最关心你 1294 01:31:57,560 --> 01:31:59,152 最盼你好 1295 01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:03,391 以后不许不回我短信 1296 01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:07,238 听见没 1297 01:32:09,200 --> 01:32:12,476 笑笑没有再给秦奋打过电话 1298 01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:15,114 他们之间连短信也没有了 1299 01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:17,792 芒果常来看香山 1300 01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:20,316 有时带来笑笑的消息 1301 01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:22,471 一会儿说笑笑还是一个人 1302 01:32:22,760 --> 01:32:25,069 家里同事给介绍过几个 1303 01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:26,314 都没成 1304 01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:28,551 一会儿又说笑笑有人了 1305 01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:29,835 飞机上认识的 1306 01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:31,594 都求婚了 1307 01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:35,515 香山一天不如一天 1308 01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:38,188 黑色素瘤恶性程度很高 1309 01:32:38,360 --> 01:32:41,352 很快就扩展到全身脏器和骨骼 1310 01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:43,637 他变得很衰弱 1311 01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:44,829 走路的时候 1312 01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:46,394 像个老人 1313 01:32:56,480 --> 01:32:57,549 不看了 1314 01:32:58,360 --> 01:33:00,032 大通铺似的 1315 01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:02,352 活着扎人堆里 1316 01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:04,752 死了还是人挤人 1317 01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:08,197 我要是长眠于此 1318 01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:10,199 你乐意么 1319 01:33:10,320 --> 01:33:11,389 不乐意 1320 01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:13,792 死了还不躲个清静 1321 01:33:14,160 --> 01:33:16,230 再让邻居给哭醒了 1322 01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:19,679 那就扬了 1323 01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:21,474 一副臭皮囊 1324 01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:23,633 扬了干净 1325 01:33:25,280 --> 01:33:27,430 本来还想捐俩器官呢 1326 01:33:28,120 --> 01:33:31,510 结果都变坏了 拿不出手了 1327 01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:37,358 你要是不忌讳 1328 01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:39,318 干脆买一个花盆 1329 01:33:39,720 --> 01:33:41,073 把我装里边 1330 01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:42,673 栽一棵绿萝 1331 01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:44,832 放在公司墙角 1332 01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:47,839 包准长得又疯又高 1333 01:33:48,120 --> 01:33:50,076 每天看着你们笑 1334 01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:51,679 我不忌讳死人 1335 01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:53,392 我只忌讳活人 1336 01:33:58,280 --> 01:34:00,271 我坐会儿 湿的这儿是 1337 01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:17,434 奋 1338 01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:18,589 哎 1339 01:34:20,440 --> 01:34:22,431 其实我不怕死 1340 01:34:23,360 --> 01:34:24,429 真的 1341 01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:30,594 但是我怕生不如死 1342 01:34:38,320 --> 01:34:39,753 去海边吧 1343 01:34:41,280 --> 01:34:43,271 趁着还能动 1344 01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:53,555 我承诺给你尊严 1345 01:35:07,520 --> 01:35:09,556 我能相信你么 1346 01:35:10,040 --> 01:35:11,234 朋友 1347 01:35:18,160 --> 01:35:21,596 你有选择吗 除了我 1348 01:35:35,080 --> 01:35:36,115 对不起 1349 01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:43,594 邬桑 1350 01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:45,752 小梁嫂 1351 01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:47,115 你还好吗 1352 01:35:47,160 --> 01:35:48,388 还好还好 1353 01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:50,479 你怎么跑来三亚啦 1354 01:35:50,680 --> 01:35:53,274 我是特意赶过来参加香山追悼会的 1355 01:35:53,480 --> 01:35:54,595 他是我多年的哥们 1356 01:35:56,280 --> 01:35:57,633 香山去世了 1357 01:35:58,400 --> 01:35:59,719 秦奋告诉我的 1358 01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:02,312 你怎么会不知道呢 1359 01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:45,710 今天我们大家聚在一起 1360 01:36:46,520 --> 01:36:49,353 隆重纪念 我们共同的朋友 1361 01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:51,238 李香山先生 1362 01:36:52,320 --> 01:36:54,788 李先生的一生是平凡的一生 1363 01:36:55,640 --> 01:36:57,756 是名不见经传的一生 1364 01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:01,479 先生出身平凡 1365 01:37:02,760 --> 01:37:04,751 长相平凡 1366 01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:09,477 从小不好好念书就知道贪玩 1367 01:37:12,040 --> 01:37:13,712 先生离过两次婚 1368 01:37:14,480 --> 01:37:16,277 办垮过三公司 1369 01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:20,035 历任 无业游民 1370 01:37:20,520 --> 01:37:21,635 饭馆厨师 1371 01:37:22,400 --> 01:37:23,355 愤青 1372 01:37:24,120 --> 01:37:25,599 冒牌艺术家 1373 01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:28,159 总经理 1374 01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:30,073 环球总裁 1375 01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:33,194 权钱勾结中间人 1376 01:37:33,280 --> 01:37:34,679 简称媒人 1377 01:37:41,640 --> 01:37:43,631 先生一身邪气 1378 01:37:44,560 --> 01:37:47,233 一生没少让家里人操心 1379 01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:49,677 没少连累朋友 1380 01:37:49,760 --> 01:37:51,478 谁跟他近谁倒霉 1381 01:37:55,080 --> 01:37:56,672 但是我们爱他 1382 01:37:58,160 --> 01:38:01,470 爱那个一身缺点叫香山的坏家伙 1383 01:38:05,680 --> 01:38:08,353 他是我们生活中的一道汤 1384 01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:10,593 没他不好玩 1385 01:38:15,240 --> 01:38:17,231 他喜新不厌旧 1386 01:38:18,480 --> 01:38:20,391 贪财不爱财 1387 01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:23,709 办砸了事儿认栽 1388 01:38:24,040 --> 01:38:25,393 不许拍马屁 1389 01:38:25,560 --> 01:38:27,471 明令禁止了都 1390 01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:35,150 我必须在这拍两句 1391 01:38:36,720 --> 01:38:39,109 马屁里面有真情 1392 01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:42,796 不拍没机会了 1393 01:38:51,360 --> 01:38:53,112 香山的死 1394 01:38:53,640 --> 01:38:55,278 是他们全家 1395 01:38:56,400 --> 01:38:57,833 我们全公司 1396 01:38:58,720 --> 01:39:02,235 社会上全体哥们姐们的 1397 01:39:02,520 --> 01:39:03,714 重大的 1398 01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:06,756 无法弥补的 1399 01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:09,194 香山你觉得你的死 1400 01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:11,998 算是重大的还是无法弥补的 听你的 1401 01:39:12,360 --> 01:39:14,191 正常损 1402 01:39:14,320 --> 01:39:16,276 完全能弥补 1403 01:39:17,480 --> 01:39:23,237 李香山 人生告别会 1404 01:39:48,680 --> 01:39:49,556 这是坚强 1405 01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:50,629 你好 你好 1406 01:39:50,720 --> 01:39:51,436 你好 1407 01:39:51,560 --> 01:39:52,595 你们先到里面坐吧 1408 01:39:54,520 --> 01:39:56,829 我记得跟香山哥认识呢 1409 01:39:57,040 --> 01:39:59,395 是在一个春暖花开的日子 1410 01:40:00,280 --> 01:40:02,236 那天他穿了件风衣 1411 01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:03,759 还梳着一大背头 1412 01:40:04,360 --> 01:40:07,079 我要是梳一背头我是孙子 1413 01:40:07,320 --> 01:40:08,116 不可能 1414 01:40:08,120 --> 01:40:09,519 那是咱俩第一次认识 1415 01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:10,580 我怎么可能记错呢 1416 01:40:10,680 --> 01:40:12,671 也就是我活着开的这追悼会 1417 01:40:12,760 --> 01:40:15,274 我要是死了不定怎么编我呢 1418 01:40:19,240 --> 01:40:20,309 奋 1419 01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:22,118 咱们再也见不到香山了 1420 01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:23,394 香山还在 1421 01:40:23,520 --> 01:40:25,192 今天是人生告别会 1422 01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:27,555 就是想最后再看大伙一眼 1423 01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:31,079 他还活着 1424 01:40:31,360 --> 01:40:32,554 那告诉我他死了 1425 01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:33,755 你们俩怎么在一起呢 1426 01:40:34,840 --> 01:40:36,068 机场碰上的 1427 01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:37,309 你先到里边坐吧 1428 01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:46,839 在你们眼里我连朋友都算不上了是吗 1429 01:40:49,160 --> 01:40:50,229 你不是要结婚了吗 1430 01:40:50,360 --> 01:40:51,759 谁告诉你我要结婚了 1431 01:40:54,440 --> 01:40:56,476 你特别盼着我结婚是么 1432 01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:00,113 先到里边坐吧 1433 01:41:00,120 --> 01:41:01,553 一会儿我给你赔不是 1434 01:41:05,280 --> 01:41:08,272 小时候的事好像还在昨天 1435 01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:11,675 今儿就死到临头了 1436 01:41:12,080 --> 01:41:13,229 大家都一样 1437 01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:15,358 死亡面前人人平等 1438 01:41:17,160 --> 01:41:20,197 反正我是不能再抱怨生活了 1439 01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:23,710 该得的我都得了 1440 01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:27,196 不该得的我也得了 1441 01:41:29,560 --> 01:41:31,073 今天在座的 1442 01:41:32,520 --> 01:41:34,078 细说起来 1443 01:41:35,160 --> 01:41:37,310 都不能算差劲 1444 01:41:38,640 --> 01:41:40,517 最不靠谱的 1445 01:41:40,800 --> 01:41:43,598 也没不靠谱到哪去 1446 01:41:44,160 --> 01:41:45,752 最不靠谱的就是你 1447 01:41:48,120 --> 01:41:50,190 屡次被人爱过 1448 01:41:50,840 --> 01:41:52,717 也屡次爱过人 1449 01:41:54,120 --> 01:41:57,317 到头了还得说自己不知珍重 1450 01:41:58,480 --> 01:42:01,597 辜负了许多盛情和美意 1451 01:42:03,320 --> 01:42:05,038 有得罪过的 1452 01:42:05,560 --> 01:42:07,471 暗地与我结怨的 1453 01:42:08,360 --> 01:42:10,157 本人在此 1454 01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:13,279 也一并以死相抵了 1455 01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:18,511 活着是种修行 1456 01:42:18,760 --> 01:42:21,115 这是我哥们秦奋的话 1457 01:42:21,360 --> 01:42:22,588 我也是听人说的 1458 01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:24,233 版权不是我的 1459 01:42:26,600 --> 01:42:28,352 甭管谁的了吧 1460 01:42:29,120 --> 01:42:31,236 李香山此生修行 1461 01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:33,716 到这儿就划一句号了 1462 01:42:34,760 --> 01:42:37,354 十分惭愧报告大家 1463 01:42:38,120 --> 01:42:40,270 李香山此生修行 1464 01:42:40,840 --> 01:42:43,274 没修出什么好歹来 1465 01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:45,752 他太忙了 1466 01:42:46,480 --> 01:42:47,629 忙挣钱 1467 01:42:48,520 --> 01:42:49,794 忙喝酒 1468 01:42:50,360 --> 01:42:52,555 忙着闹感情危机 1469 01:42:53,320 --> 01:42:56,278 把大好时光全忙活过去了 1470 01:42:56,360 --> 01:42:57,588 怕死么香山 1471 01:42:58,320 --> 01:43:00,038 北海道农民问候你 1472 01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:01,389 怕 1473 01:43:02,040 --> 01:43:03,393 像走夜路 1474 01:43:04,280 --> 01:43:05,554 敲黑门 1475 01:43:07,480 --> 01:43:10,392 你不知道门后是五彩世界 1476 01:43:10,680 --> 01:43:12,591 还是万丈深渊 1477 01:43:14,680 --> 01:43:16,432 怕一脚踏空 1478 01:43:18,040 --> 01:43:19,519 怕不是结束 1479 01:43:20,320 --> 01:43:22,072 而是开始 1480 01:43:24,120 --> 01:43:25,473 邬桑 1481 01:43:26,280 --> 01:43:28,271 你知道点什么 1482 01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:30,348 关于死 1483 01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:32,348 我听说有光 1484 01:43:32,560 --> 01:43:33,754 跟着光走 1485 01:43:34,080 --> 01:43:35,559 老人们都这么说 1486 01:43:36,320 --> 01:43:37,275 谢谢 1487 01:43:37,800 --> 01:43:39,313 谢谢邬桑 1488 01:43:42,160 --> 01:43:44,276 死是另一种存在 1489 01:43:45,640 --> 01:43:47,358 相对于生活 1490 01:43:50,240 --> 01:43:53,710 这是今天早上我女儿川川告诉我的 1491 01:43:54,680 --> 01:43:58,116 只会生活是一种残缺 1492 01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:01,072 说得真好 1493 01:44:02,080 --> 01:44:02,717 川川 1494 01:44:04,320 --> 01:44:05,309 川川 1495 01:44:05,400 --> 01:44:07,470 川川 你爸叫你呢 1496 01:44:10,040 --> 01:44:11,598 谢谢你 川川 1497 01:44:14,440 --> 01:44:17,637 很抱歉给你带到这个世界上来 1498 01:44:21,080 --> 01:44:23,435 却不能好好陪你 1499 01:44:29,080 --> 01:44:31,389 也请你转告妈妈 1500 01:44:33,360 --> 01:44:34,634 很抱歉 1501 01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:37,719 这辈子没让她生活的痛快点 1502 01:44:39,600 --> 01:44:41,556 给她添堵了 1503 01:44:52,480 --> 01:44:56,075 感谢各位装点陪衬了我的一生 1504 01:44:57,560 --> 01:44:59,630 今天又送了我一程 1505 01:45:01,280 --> 01:45:03,475 你们的善 你们的好 1506 01:45:04,160 --> 01:45:05,593 我都记下了 1507 01:45:06,240 --> 01:45:08,310 都拷进脑子里了 1508 01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:11,750 我将带着这些记忆 1509 01:45:12,360 --> 01:45:14,555 走过火葬场 1510 01:45:15,480 --> 01:45:17,038 我没了 1511 01:45:17,320 --> 01:45:19,231 这些资讯还在 1512 01:45:20,520 --> 01:45:22,431 随烟散播 1513 01:45:23,080 --> 01:45:25,071 和光同尘 1514 01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:29,429 作为来世相谢的依据 1515 01:45:33,520 --> 01:45:35,829 假如有来世的话 1516 01:45:41,600 --> 01:45:42,749 最后 1517 01:45:44,720 --> 01:45:47,075 我给大家提一醒吧 1518 01:45:47,680 --> 01:45:49,830 长了黑痣赶紧点去 1519 01:45:50,080 --> 01:45:53,470 千万别以为那代表着好运和性感 1520 01:45:53,560 --> 01:45:54,788 你太贫了你 1521 01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:14,348 有大家照顾川川呢 1522 01:46:15,040 --> 01:46:17,600 很荣幸这辈子认识你 1523 01:46:19,680 --> 01:46:20,749 放心吧 1524 01:46:24,440 --> 01:46:25,429 香山哥 1525 01:46:25,520 --> 01:46:26,111 哎 1526 01:46:26,200 --> 01:46:27,474 不想让你走 1527 01:46:27,600 --> 01:46:29,716 还回来 还回来呢 1528 01:46:30,080 --> 01:46:32,071 我这么热爱人类的人 1529 01:46:32,320 --> 01:46:34,436 一定还回来 1530 01:46:38,680 --> 01:46:39,749 轩轩 1531 01:46:40,200 --> 01:46:43,670 下辈子要是有人冲你无端的笑 1532 01:46:44,440 --> 01:46:46,271 走过来说喜欢你 1533 01:46:46,640 --> 01:46:47,550 记住 1534 01:46:47,800 --> 01:46:49,518 那就是我 1535 01:46:51,120 --> 01:46:52,109 暗号呢 1536 01:46:52,360 --> 01:46:53,634 总要有个暗号啊 1537 01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:55,318 下辈子喜欢我的人太多了 1538 01:46:55,400 --> 01:46:56,389 那怎么办 1539 01:46:56,800 --> 01:46:57,789 暗号 1540 01:46:58,200 --> 01:47:00,998 谁在前世约了你 1541 01:47:04,160 --> 01:47:05,593 就这么定了 1542 01:47:21,520 --> 01:47:24,114 满屋子人就你手凉 1543 01:47:25,080 --> 01:47:27,071 末端循环不好 1544 01:47:27,320 --> 01:47:29,515 永远都暖不过来 1545 01:47:30,240 --> 01:47:31,275 香山 1546 01:47:31,360 --> 01:47:32,270 这是李坚强 1547 01:47:34,120 --> 01:47:35,235 好 好 好 1548 01:47:35,320 --> 01:47:35,820 您好 1549 01:47:36,040 --> 01:47:37,029 好 1550 01:47:40,560 --> 01:47:42,835 索马里一带还太平 1551 01:47:44,640 --> 01:47:45,629 放心 1552 01:47:46,040 --> 01:47:47,075 我军一到 1553 01:47:47,400 --> 01:47:48,753 海盗望风而逃 1554 01:47:49,080 --> 01:47:50,149 太好了 1555 01:47:51,640 --> 01:47:53,471 你们俩好好过 1556 01:47:54,080 --> 01:47:55,832 甭管和谁啊 1557 01:47:56,360 --> 01:47:58,715 太平无事最重要 1558 01:47:59,200 --> 01:48:00,189 陪他说会话吧 1559 01:48:10,440 --> 01:48:11,589 果果 1560 01:48:17,200 --> 01:48:19,191 我回想了一下 1561 01:48:19,280 --> 01:48:21,077 咱们俩那几年 1562 01:48:23,040 --> 01:48:24,519 叫幸福 1563 01:48:27,520 --> 01:48:29,238 下辈子我呢 1564 01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:31,113 遇见了还认么 1565 01:48:31,360 --> 01:48:32,270 认 1566 01:48:32,640 --> 01:48:33,709 都认 1567 01:48:34,280 --> 01:48:36,032 都是亲人 1568 01:48:37,560 --> 01:48:40,597 下辈子我给你们当牛做马 1569 01:48:52,520 --> 01:48:53,669 香山 1570 01:48:54,280 --> 01:48:55,713 你看谁来了 1571 01:49:02,360 --> 01:49:04,157 你能来我太高兴了 1572 01:49:04,320 --> 01:49:06,117 这家伙更高兴 1573 01:49:08,560 --> 01:49:10,596 别跟他一般计较 1574 01:49:11,160 --> 01:49:12,593 哥哥是过来人 1575 01:49:14,160 --> 01:49:15,513 送你一句话 1576 01:49:16,080 --> 01:49:18,594 婚姻怎么选都是错的 1577 01:49:19,000 --> 01:49:22,709 长久的婚姻就是将错就错 1578 01:49:24,440 --> 01:49:27,432 我们这帮哥们婚姻没一个到头的 1579 01:49:27,680 --> 01:49:30,114 秦奋是一个老光棍了 1580 01:49:30,280 --> 01:49:32,475 你们俩这么些年了 1581 01:49:33,040 --> 01:49:34,314 虽然没结婚 1582 01:49:34,720 --> 01:49:36,233 但是在我心里边 1583 01:49:36,640 --> 01:49:39,029 我就是觉得你们俩结了 1584 01:49:39,280 --> 01:49:42,033 而且是特别好的一对儿 1585 01:49:43,040 --> 01:49:44,598 心里边指望着 1586 01:49:44,760 --> 01:49:45,795 你们俩 1587 01:49:46,080 --> 01:49:48,116 能给我们这帮哥们破一例 1588 01:49:48,280 --> 01:49:49,554 能长久 1589 01:49:51,040 --> 01:49:53,270 就俩人 一辈子 1590 01:49:55,560 --> 01:49:58,028 打不散 骂不断 1591 01:49:58,560 --> 01:50:00,278 笑笑 1592 01:50:02,120 --> 01:50:03,314 一辈子 1593 01:50:04,360 --> 01:50:05,759 很短 1594 01:50:12,800 --> 01:50:14,153 川川 1595 01:50:15,280 --> 01:50:17,669 你想跟爸爸说点什么 1596 01:50:23,080 --> 01:50:24,149 爸 1597 01:50:24,480 --> 01:50:25,595 你累了 1598 01:50:26,240 --> 01:50:27,514 不说了 1599 01:50:28,240 --> 01:50:30,117 我给你念首诗吧 1600 01:50:43,280 --> 01:50:46,750 你见 或者不见我 1601 01:50:47,560 --> 01:50:49,118 我就在那里 1602 01:50:50,160 --> 01:50:51,639 不悲不喜 1603 01:50:52,840 --> 01:50:56,196 你念 或者不念我 1604 01:50:56,800 --> 01:50:58,597 情就在那里 1605 01:50:59,600 --> 01:51:02,068 不来不去 1606 01:51:03,320 --> 01:51:06,596 你爱 或者不爱我 1607 01:51:08,160 --> 01:51:09,752 爱就在那里 1608 01:51:10,480 --> 01:51:12,357 不增不减 1609 01:51:14,080 --> 01:51:17,595 你跟 或者不跟我 1610 01:51:18,680 --> 01:51:22,195 我的手就在你的手里 1611 01:51:22,760 --> 01:51:26,150 不舍不弃 1612 01:51:27,640 --> 01:51:29,437 来我的怀里 1613 01:51:29,800 --> 01:51:31,074 或者 1614 01:51:31,240 --> 01:51:33,276 让我住进你的心里 1615 01:51:35,160 --> 01:51:38,277 默然 相爱 1616 01:51:39,440 --> 01:51:42,671 寂静 欢喜 1617 01:52:41,840 --> 01:52:43,831 不过如此吧 1618 01:52:46,840 --> 01:52:48,273 谢谢 1619 01:54:42,480 --> 01:54:44,232 跟爸爸说几句话吧 1620 01:54:46,560 --> 01:54:48,312 在心里说过了 1621 01:54:49,440 --> 01:54:51,112 你们也说两句吧 1622 01:54:54,080 --> 01:54:55,479 也在心里说吧 1623 01:55:35,800 --> 01:55:37,153 川川 1624 01:55:38,240 --> 01:55:40,629 今天给大大当个见证人 1625 01:55:53,400 --> 01:55:55,118 一辈子很短 1626 01:55:56,800 --> 01:55:59,439 我愿意和你将错就错 1627 01:55:59,560 --> 01:56:01,198 还是不正经是吧 1628 01:56:05,040 --> 01:56:06,234 川川 1629 01:56:06,520 --> 01:56:08,317 给大大说两句好话 1630 01:56:08,720 --> 01:56:10,711 大大这辈子没求过人 1631 01:56:12,040 --> 01:56:14,031 就是一见她就求 1632 01:56:14,240 --> 01:56:16,276 这是大大一克星 1633 01:56:17,320 --> 01:56:19,231 你们怎么那么逗啊 1634 01:56:21,160 --> 01:56:23,071 川川 听你的 1635 01:56:25,040 --> 01:56:26,758 你觉得这个人可信么 1636 01:56:28,040 --> 01:56:29,712 你说行 我就答应 1637 01:56:31,640 --> 01:56:33,232 我觉得他 1638 01:56:33,760 --> 01:56:35,273 还行吧 1639 01:56:35,800 --> 01:56:38,155 他也没比其他人更坏 1640 01:56:39,040 --> 01:56:41,076 谢谢啊 川川 1641 01:56:42,680 --> 01:56:44,671 评价太高了 1642 01:56:47,080 --> 01:56:50,675 这回看你还怎么往下摘 1643 01:56:58,480 --> 01:56:59,595 先说好啊 1644 01:56:59,720 --> 01:57:01,039 结了婚以后 1645 01:57:01,040 --> 01:57:03,713 你的就是我的 我的还是我的 1646 01:57:04,120 --> 01:57:06,270 从此剥夺你的自我了 1647 01:57:07,600 --> 01:57:09,033 严禁讲理 1648 01:57:09,240 --> 01:57:11,629 基本的公民权利得给保留吧 1649 01:57:11,760 --> 01:57:13,671 打麻将的自由 看电视的自由 1650 01:57:14,280 --> 01:57:16,157 当着外人不受打骂的自由 1651 01:57:17,040 --> 01:57:18,109 打麻将可以 1652 01:57:18,240 --> 01:57:19,468 牌友我得审查 1653 01:57:20,040 --> 01:57:21,029 看电视可以 1654 01:57:21,160 --> 01:57:22,718 不许看非诚勿扰 1655 01:57:23,520 --> 01:57:24,475 当着外人 1656 01:57:25,440 --> 01:57:27,556 一年只给你一次面 1657 01:57:29,360 --> 01:57:31,430 你们还真成一家子啦 1658 01:57:31,560 --> 01:57:33,755 用人朝前不用人朝后 1659 01:57:39,400 --> 01:57:41,231 哪女的都一样 1660 01:57:41,320 --> 01:57:42,514 不省心 1661 01:58:26,760 --> 01:58:31,197 最好不相见 1662 01:58:33,280 --> 01:58:38,149 便可不相恋 1663 01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:44,196 最好不相知 1664 01:58:45,800 --> 01:58:50,635 便可不相思 1665 01:58:52,240 --> 01:58:56,597 最好不相伴 1666 01:58:58,480 --> 01:59:03,474 便可不相欠 1667 01:59:04,720 --> 01:59:09,350 最好不相惜 1668 01:59:11,000 --> 01:59:16,358 便可不相忆 1669 01:59:20,440 --> 01:59:24,592 最好不相爱 1670 01:59:26,680 --> 01:59:31,390 便可不相弃 1671 01:59:33,080 --> 01:59:37,198 最好不相对 1672 01:59:39,480 --> 01:59:44,508 便可不相会 1673 01:59:45,520 --> 01:59:49,718 最好不相误 1674 01:59:52,040 --> 01:59:57,592 便可不相负 1675 01:59:58,360 --> 02:00:03,070 最好不相许 1676 02:00:04,680 --> 02:00:09,515 便可不相续 1677 02:00:13,840 --> 02:00:19,119 但曾相见便相知 1678 02:00:20,160 --> 02:00:25,393 相见何如不见时 1679 02:00:26,480 --> 02:00:32,077 安得与君相决绝 1680 02:00:32,760 --> 02:00:38,437 免教生死作相思 1681 02:01:04,680 --> 02:01:09,071 最好不相见 1682 02:01:11,160 --> 02:01:15,676 便可不相恋 1683 02:01:17,440 --> 02:01:21,638 最好不相知 1684 02:01:23,560 --> 02:01:28,395 便可不相思 1685 02:01:29,720 --> 02:01:34,635 最好不相伴 1686 02:01:36,360 --> 02:01:41,559 便可不相欠 1687 02:01:42,440 --> 02:01:47,514 最好不相惜 1688 02:01:49,120 --> 02:01:54,353 便可不相忆 1689 02:01:55,400 --> 02:01:59,632 最好不相依 1690 02:02:01,520 --> 02:02:07,117 便可不相偎 1691 02:02:07,720 --> 02:02:12,589 最好不相遇 1692 02:02:14,280 --> 02:02:20,230 便可不相聚 101317

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