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It's 35, 16, go ahead control. Probably that 76 minute road. I'm code 2, 35, 16 out.

Excuse me, ma'am.

What? Oh, sorry. What can I do for you?

We've got to report it with satellite gunshots coming from this residence.

Really?

Yes. Is there a problem?

Well, on the fact that I had an idiot son, everything is fine.

But this is going to sound stupid, but here it is.

I was upstairs and I heard that I thought we're gunshots coming from down here.

I come running down and I see my idiot son and his idiot friend pounding on some bullets with a hammer.

You kidding me?

Now, did you ever hear of anything so dumb?

No, that's the first. I like it and kill himself.

You're telling me. Why strangling everyone a little faster?

You're son, you're now?

No. When I saw what they were doing, I went into a screening and told them to get out of my house.

They all took off on their place somewhere.

They're probably the woodley placed on them.

It guns in the house, I think.

I have a gun.

But I keep it locked up so I can avoid situations like this.

I didn't lock up the ammunition and think about anything I had to.

I figured, you know, how dangerous can a bullet be if they don't have a gun to put it in.

So it's fucking nice.

Now, I need to prove the ammunition.

Which completely defeats the purpose for having a gun for home defense?

It won't broke in, I'd be freaked to have the one you were working to get my key on.

I was trigger lock.

Well, all right, that's all it is. I'll be on my way.

And I know I keep calling my son and idiot.

But I'm just exaggerating. He's a smart kid.

It's just a really stupid shit sometimes.

And I guess I didn't think into a shrink.

And I didn't give him some fancy name for it.

Like, autism or aspirator or ADHD.

I guess I could pump him for a riddle-in.

Turn him into some framed zombie.

We don't want all of a sudden done.

I'd rather have a kid that, you know, pan the ass,

but has some personality.

So, some mindless robot.

So, it's who might even do something like that,

just to make my life a little easier.

That's the market will be clean.

Can't handle a shit-life deal, though.

I understand, y'all.

I have two of my own.

But I think it's his father died last year of cancer

and I know that's affected him.

Not to mention when it's done to me.

My head is like a tin ball machine 24 hours a day.

My brother tried to set me up on a date last week.

I even know how to date anymore.

Half the time I think I never want to see a penis again

and the other half I'm so poor and I can help him do it off.

Guess I want a little far on that one, huh?

A little bit. Don't worry about it.

I just wish they were easier.

I don't know.

Maybe I'm part of the problem.

Maybe I'm making things harder when they have to be.

Maybe I should stop punishing myself for past this date

by denying what we're taking happy right now.

Maybe that's just the thing.

It exists for the right now.

What do you think about that?

Not to break the mood.

Do you have any comments?

I have a second year.

That work?

That's all.

I need to do these things.

Would you work around?

No.

No.

Clean.

I don't know if that's out of the way.

What?

Oh.

Fuck, if I missed that.

Oh, you feel good.

No good.

You taste good.

No, I need room to give my thing.

Hey, if you want to slow it out, I'm going to fish before you start.

Four.

What?

I just want to take a mental snapshot.

You're fucking beautiful.

Four.

You were talking about it.

What?

Oh, god damn it.

Okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, yeah.

If you're in the back,

I need to throw the rest away.

So, okay.

Oh, oh, oh.

I need a faster hoe.

I'm not just keeping my eye on you, do I?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Okay, I'm just stop. I was leaving your hand there.

Everything's back in focus.

By the way,

Shelby

Thanks. He's one of those squeevy things.

I don't know the technical name for this.

Actually, I'm a squeezy thing. He's the technical name for it.

Why is that?

Paul, what are you talking about?

Click finish for the left.

Something that's written on the wall.

Well, at least you would jump to them,

and that's not to just let all of my gut fleece.

Let me get up to you around, too.

Oh, well, too, Mr. Big Talker.

You got around, too, in you?

He gave me some recharge sound idea.

You're so worried about yourself.

No, he knows to stay away for a bit after one of my rampages.

We've got a couple of hours at least.

Do we need to worry about you calling him to work?

Actually, yeah.

Are you getting a word about that?

I guess I could call him to say, I'm already on.

If you want to stay, don't take the personal, you don't.

I mean, do you want to stay?

I mean, it's your place. I don't want to wear out my welcome.

All right, no more wishy-washy stuff.

From now on, total honesty, though.

Yeah, I don't want you to stay.

Yeah, I want to stay, too. Okay, good.

That's settled.

All right.

Nice to meet you up.

It's going to be right now.

No, no, not.

Thank you.

I'm drained all the strength from my legs.

You shall be.

All right.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we are back.

Oh, be waving.

Hi, dude. It's Shelby.

Hi.

Does Josh happen to be over there?

Okay.

Good.

We're going to kind of have a big fever to ask.

I had a little bit of a meltdown with some earlier.

I could really use the night to myself.

Would it be okay if you stayed up with you tonight?

Yeah, I'll call you in the morning before I come back alone.

Okay.

Thanks. I really appreciate it.

Okay.

And I just called my friend and she's going to let my son stay over.

So, my night's free and you could stay as long as you are.

Okay.

So, it's great.

So, we've dealt with my kids situation and your work situation.

Please, one more situation left.

You want to talk about it?

Nope.

Okay.

I was six to problem.

All mixed.

Just like that, huh?

Just like that.

As long as you're on these premises, you belong to me.

So, what do you want to do now?

I got a trail that goes out to Abbot's pond.

Want to go for a hike?

All right.

All right.

All right.

Come on. Where is he going to go?

He goes on.

Make your hike.

Get dressed.

You're a little weird.

Only a little.

Unless he's living.

Only I reside somewhere between a high 7.8, low 8.3.

On the rear of the scale.

Patient Abbot doing 8.4.

What have been a really well-being move?

Here's what we're going to talk about.

Abbot, you very tough at all, though.

They're even without me.

You say so?

I do.

What?

Nothing.

Just after seeing naked.

Seems like a shame.

I wrote that body in the clothes.

Shut up.

I've got a blush.

That's the only Shelby.

Shut up.

You're a little bit awkward.

I got it.

When did that make body contact?

It's delivered by.

I'll show you something.

So we had a beaver problem a while back.

They were total pain in the ass.

But look how precise they're work was.

I'm sorry.

Come down.

Look at every tooth market with a perfect little hatchet strike.

Think about how much time and patience it would take to bring down a whole tree bite by bite.

Yeah.

Come on.

I want to show you something else.

Okay.

This is something I do with my son.

Close your eyes.

All right.

I don't answer right away.

Take a couple moments and clear your mind.

And then tell me how many different sounds you've been here.

All right. Here we go.

The wind blowing through the leaves.

A bird.

A wire.

Flapping against the shore.

Different birds.

Kids play.

That a house.

Cross far.

Airplay.

In the distance.

I hope that's about it.

That's good.

That's fixed right off the top of your head.

Good to clear your mind.

Focus if it wants to allow.

So it's about just one big large chumble annoying.

Close your eyes again.

So if you always wanted to get caught.

Oh no.

Now I've been till a few years ago as a musician.

Really? What instrument?

I played guitar.

A classic country cover band called Whiskey River.

What made you quit?

Wasn't any one big tragic event?

To me, here's a good, but not good enough.

Looking back, I don't know if it was like a talent, a laughing luck.

I always heard you made your own luck.

You know who says that?

Lucky people.

Trust me.

From what I've seen in my own life.

And a micro and job.

Bad luck.

It's a living breathing animal.

If it gets its hooks in the end.

Hold on for years.

Choose us too.

I guess.

So classic country is that like...

Garth Brok?

What?

Fuck, Garth Brok.

While we're at it, fuck Timagra.

And fuck Faith Hill, too.

I'm talking Willy, Whalen, Johnny, Don Williams.

Tom T. Hall.

That's this pop music with a country

Twang shit that they make today.

Now, country music used to be about the working class.

And what the working class really was.

You know, alcoholism, adultery.

Distracting yourself from small town boredom with destructive habits.

And now it's just about what the working class wants to see themselves at.

You know, I love my wife.

And I want to sit on my porch with her.

Support the troops and read the Bible and watch all glory.

Wave in the breeze. Fuck that.

Taylor Swift is good, right?

We look here too.

I really kind of am.

So what do you do, Shelby?

What do you do, Bruce?

Thanks for asking.

And how my small talk skills are kind of asking.

So what do you do, Shelby?

What do you do, Bruce?

Thanks for asking.

I work at Pendleton Plastics.

How do you like that?

Oh, I don't hate it.

Much at this stage in the game is kind of an accomplishment.

But there's a sort of poetry in any job if you look for it.

Poetry in effect of your...

Sure.

Like the mom who works for over time shifts to buy or get an Xbox.

Or the fat old guy who plays nothing but love songs on his radio.

Like what's his deal?

If he's hiding for a long loss, love or is he waiting for a love that may never come?

I don't know.

My old man did that blue color work for years and he never got any poetry out of it.

Just a bad bad. And bad news. And a bad disposition.

Well, it's a matter of perspective.

How many times in life perspective saved me from the consequences?

What?

What happened?

It's a matter of...

A bug blew my mouth.

You should swallow it. That's actually protein.

I could feel like the wings of my tongue.

You should get that the country got to punish me for your shitty tape.

No, I have a bug breath.

So, what is the first thing we do when we get back from nature?

Celebrate our daring, pioneer spirit.

No.

Click check.

So, the usually jumping your pant line to work the way up.

So, start that.

And it took my neck.

They can hide anywhere. One thing someone will focus in my ear.

Yeah, tell me about it.

I thought I had a scab.

And so, I went to go and pick it.

And it was one of those little fuckers.

I had to take an hour long shower just to get the ski off.

But now before I smash the little fucker with the phone book.

Stop using the word little.

What?

I'm saying the word little too much. You're using one certain attribute.

Oh, yeah.

Well, here's another one for you.

Stupid. That's you.

Go away. There's a tick.

There.

Oh!

Oh, there's another one.

Oh, there's another one.

No, there's not another one.

Oh.

What the hell that?

My karate chop pose.

That's the best.

All right, time for there.

You know it.

You want something to drink?

There.

Is that me?

Hopefully true for there.

Oh, fun.

I did you to strip down it and go out on your deck.

That's not the way it works.

You have to follow proper protocol.

You say true through there.

I choose and you give me a challenge.

The correspondence is done.

Oh, god, all right. True through there.

There.

I do as you.

To strip down it and go out on your deck.

See that one.

Don't worry.

Part of it.

In breath?

Definitely.

Okay.

You're a train.

Well, no.

I can't take part in public news.

I'm a duly appointed officer of the law.

It felt me your duly appointed officer of chicken shit.

Oh, is this how we're doing it now?

Yeah, that's how it is.

All right. I guess I can't sit here and let my character be slender.

How does it feel? It's very free. It's a second major.

Did you get your first time without your liberty?

Yep.

Ever?

Yep.

I'm going to save her the moment.

Hold on.

Yes.

I'll be late this out.

Good bye to my children.

That's it.

Good.

Very good.

Good.

Good response.

What gets you going like that?

Weird.

Well, now I have to know.

All right.

You're here at kiss someone.

And then they start to laugh right in the moment.

Can you lift her still press the other?

Yeah, I guess.

Sorry that when it happens, it sends this vibration.

I know.

I'll press my cross.

All right.

All this.

I've got to see for myself.

I'm going to kiss you when I do.

I want you to take all my hands.

Oh my god.

You're getting hard.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, what I've read is solid.

You might have to see this.

That's more like it.

I really dislike it.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

...and we are back.

You can't do that.

Jesus!

Jesus!

You can't do that.

I don't know about you.

That's all you.

Don't say I'll do long, I don't want your jumps to get thunder.

Shit.

That was all about that.

Have you fun?

I'm staying under the center.

You ready for an odd compliment?

Hit me.

You have the sexiest come face or ...

We're hilly?

I try to think about it while I'm fucking.

I'm worried about looking to be in dip-up culture.

I have to lack self-consciousness so it makes it so hot.

That's why I'm most poor and dead nothing for me.

Most poor and started there, so intent on looking flawlessly beautiful

that they want that their face is contoured anyway that it isn't stereotyatively gorgeous.

And our Gazem face is not that.

So what you like the great teeth scrunched facial muscles work?

I love it. I'm still in the tunnel, I want to see it out.

Like the stick around a little longer, that's cool to you.

It's a hundred percent cool.

I need to call my work.

I don't use the double you work.

I don't want reality in treating my fantasy time.

Okay.

I'll need to call my work.

Sorry.

Better work, Joseph.

If I say I work it over time, you should buy me this whole night.

I'll take you as long as I can get you.

I'll need to do it then.

Order at some food.

I don't want to chase you away with my stuff hard cooking.

Sex skills are more important than cooking skills.

I'm a nice sexual. You don't think people play.

Nothing.

It's going to be squint, though.

Don't mock my handicap.

Did you have these things called glasses?

I have them. They make me the door key.

Oh, this makes you a door key.

Call your person.

You're a serial beauty.

Oh, why aren't you just sweeter than honey cup of chocolate?

All right, ready?

Set.

Go.

Boom!

Bitcha!

Oh, baby!

Damn it!

No!

No!

No!

No!

And not a good loser in case you haven't known.

Yeah, I just did.

But you don't get to quit the race before the first one.

Right?

Got that boy up.

Okay.

Come on.

Can you ball it?

Can you ball it?

Can you ball it?

Can you ball it?

Yeah.

Oh, well.

You need it.

No.

I'm just trying to pull the phone and get back up the plane.

All right.

Good?

Oh.

There.

Let's do it again.

Good.

Next challenge.

That's the best of its pieces.

I don't know.

No, no way.

No, no way.

Come on.

Why not?

Because I got no upside.

If I win, I need a chick to deal with.

If I lose.

I lose to a chick.

And then my fragile Mary will go check.

No upside.

Oh, do I have no chick in check?

Oh, I definitely smell a chick in check.

Yeah.

Come on. You chicken chicken.

It's going to work twice in one day.

All right. Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Ready?

I can't wait.

That.

Go.

Oh, look, go and go and down.

And I don't.

Am I?

Am I?

Oh, no.

Oh, this is a comeback.

Oh.

What's going on now?

Yeah, yeah.

I got some pushing too many pencils.

Down she goes.

I'm going for a girl, though.

Yeah.

You are.

But that's like saying you're smart for amphibians.

So.

Who?

Who?

Figured.

Take wife.

I can't have both.

No, you're not one of these folks.

Ah, I mean manicure.

How do you be one?

No.

No.

I know.

I know I get it.

No, go on.

I'm doing boyfriend's manicures before.

Why don't you even let me paint the face of this guy?

Yeah, where those guys now.

And if I know, I'll tell you where the second day can bust up mainstream.

Oh.

I don't think I really lost both.

So, Matt.

We have the grand cause and the questions of the universe.

Okay. How worked it?

I asked you a question.

Did you ask me a question?

Then you, you, you, me.

Creating a volley, non-legible tennis match.

Oh, good.

Okay.

So these questions can be,

are deepened up the own or light and casual.

An example of the latter?

What did you say for the Beatles?

Oh.

Fuck the Beatles.

Fuck the Beatles.

I mean, fuck the Beatles.

I'm not saying they suck.

I'm just saying they're overrated.

Okay.

Any bands that you like would influence by the Beatles?

I'm not talking about influence.

I'm talking about the actual music.

You can break their career into half.

The first half they, they spent writing candy ass love songs

for teenage girls to scream to.

Which basically makes them the 1950s equivalent to Justin Bieber

for the Backstreet Boys.

Hmm.

And that is the second half.

They spent stoned out of their minds doing

hippy, hippy drug music.

That is the era where they did their most profound work.

Oh, bullshit.

Yeah, right.

Songs about kaleidoscope, skies and girls

of marmalade eye.

I don't really know why.

Whichever it does real fucking profound.

Plus, then they added all that.

Indy and string shit and citarring.

Rock and roll is about.

Guitar.

Plain and simple.

It's not wrong.

No.

Wrong.

Wrong.

Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.

Right. Right.

Which brings me to my question.

Another time that we talk about the guitar.

When are we going to get a band hailing reunion

with the four original members?

After two decades, we finally get rocked back

and then they fire Michael Anthony

so Eddie and Jim is idiots on until line up.

You know what?

I'm really holding out for it.

I'm really holding out for the reunion with

their first singer.

Who was that dopey like that?

No, what?

The extreme guy.

I do not.

This respect the greatness of Gary Schroam.

Oh yeah, I mean one good song for you.

Go around here.

Gary, if I wasn't afraid of boring you,

I could sit here and ran a lot

every song titled the band hailed three

much to my turn.

Oh, a turn was your grand.

A good word choice.

Of course not bad.

Right.

So, going back to the field.

You know what?

I feel really sorry for it.

It's not lemon.

Wait, go out on a one there.

You want to start with the guy that got down in the street?

No, no, no, no.

I mean, like, in terms of,

like, historical significance.

Because, like, when you look back at their stuff,

like, his stuff was the stuff that, like,

and his stuff was in the cartony stuff.

His stuff was the stuff that we're dated.

You're saying one word again over and over.

His stuff is the stuff that really dated the most.

Like, when you look at the cartony stuff,

it's about stuff that's always going to be there.

Like, love and regret.

Fifty years from now,

some trucker are going to put up yesterday on it.

I bought it in 2007.

And just cry like a baby.

Don't you listen to lemons?

You know, imagine you kind of want to go,

oh, that's sweet.

Well, he's even a long employee.

The adults are talking.

That is exactly what I was trying to say five minutes ago.

No, what use of these socks?

No, I didn't.

I said they were overrated.

Okay, well, the overrated is different than dated.

Dated doesn't have the same negative connotation.

Right, let's try that.

It's your turn.

Go, quick.

When you were a kid,

you were a kid.

When you were a kid,

you ever have the nickname Bruce Goose Bruce.

Yes, really?

Ask a dumb question.

Get a sore calf to answer.

Why don't you answer that?

We have a loose clip of this.

I have one about my turn.

Alright, why?

Do you know, images?

Hey, being called, images.

They prefer a little person that's so condescending

all a little person.

That's terrible.

It's worth that makes you sound like a cartoon.

But image it is a strong word.

Isn't it?

Two syllables?

Short?

Strong.

It sounds like hatchet.

Or image it?

hatchet?

Small.

But legal.

Right?

Tell me I'm wrong.

It's a stronger sounding word.

Okay, my safe answer to that is

just call a little people and don't ever ask that

in mixed and judgmental company.

Whatever.

She didn't enjoy it.

No, okay, no.

Don't it.

Next topic.

No.

None in your mental.

Do my favorite topic.

Two two part questions.

First, is it true that you have to keep a one buffer

urinal between you and the guy next to you?

And part two, if that's true,

are you really worried about him looking at your job?

No.

Okay, there's an unswoken rule

that if there's a wall full of empty urinals,

you don't go silently up to the one other guy there.

That's a fucking weird.

But if you had a concert or something,

like a crowd in the back, like a football game,

like all that shit goes out the window.

You have guys crossing streams in the same stall,

pissing in the sink.

It's just some other drain.

It's like your fingers touch the drain

when you're washing your hands.

You have a lot of chocolate splashed.

It's got to get all over the faucet in the knob.

Well, you're in a sterile anywhere.

And they say you can drink it if you were standing on a desert island.

Who said that?

They, he signed his ship.

Oh, they, they, that, yes, they.

Okay.

All this talk of urine has my bladder in the red alert zone.

I've felt it because of the warning.

Always the wisest ever the wisest.

Why am I going to use to say that?

Yeah.

Is that it?

Tell like there's going to be more of that sentence.

Yes, sir.

The Shelby.

Mr. Brune.

Did you turn the water on so I wouldn't hear you pee?

Shut up. I was kind of beating urine lady like...

Well, I would pay you the same favor.

You can switch gentlemanly and refine for the mirror.

I'm lady like this.

Done.

Can I hold your gun?

That's not a door.

No, I don't. I told you I have one of my own.

I did all the basic safety courses.

Okay, I got you.

38.

The baller.

Yep.

Here's show now, Matt.

No, place the difference.

It's more of a kick to it.

Plus, the cotton slide makes for pretty badass punctuation.

The cool one.

Yes, example.

All right.

You ain't seen bad yet, son.

But it's coming.

Cool.

Can I try it?

Yeah.

So we get set up right.

I'll set it down, girl.

Okay.

Um...

Hey, scumbag.

Here comes a special delivery.

How's that?

That was a good start.

I can do it again.

Let's go around that.

No.

Tell me.

Okay.

So right there.

That button is the clip release.

Do that first carefully.

I know.

And there's still a live round in the chamber.

So you want to slide that back and let it pop out.

And then I just slide the clip back in.

Yep.

What did you do in?

Got another piece of equipment I want you to try.

Oh yeah.

Nope.

You want to sit first.

Okay.

All right.

Yeah.

Do I need to be worried about this?

Do you think you want to be worried?

You're slipping.

I want my arms around you.

There we go.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, too hard.

I don't know just just you going.

She was there.

Yeah, seriously.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, I'm lying.

There's a problem. I want to see if I can fix it.

There's a few. There's something I can fix it really quick.

There's such a guy.

What do you mean?

Hold on.

It's such a mess.

Hold streets out.

Oh, there's a flashlight by the microwave on the car.

I get it myself for a little tight up at the moment.

Master jokes.

Are you okay?

No.

It's okay. I need to do brightness anyway.

I'll talk to you. I'll take out some candles.

Okay.

What?

Nothing.

I just came before you came.

Oh, tell me you're getting.

I wish I was.

I just hope.

No.

You just hope what?

I just hope I didn't lose any of the woods when I arrived.

Okay. Start to stress here.

Don't worry.

They almost have to be in this room somewhere.

You know, this is where I got dressed and undressed.

They're probably just fill up when you look.

Hey.

Growing up, did you ever have the nickname?

Orange shoes first?

Nope.

Did you ever have the nickname?

Yeah.

What?

Come on.

Yeah.

That's one of the benefits of the name Shelby.

Nothing rhymes with it.

So, of course, in high school,

there was a girl named Allison Denverowski.

And she came up with Shelby.

Shelby can go to fucking healthy.

That's for you.

That was not created.

It's mean.

I got off these days in a lot of girls.

There was this one fat girl named Michelle Clark.

And Allison nailed her with the nickname,

Moby Clark.

So, everywhere she went, she would yell.

Hi, Clark.

Moby Clark.

Crowd and cafeteria sidewalks everywhere.

And then there was this girl named Ellen Zabrisky.

She had terrible personal hygiene.

And she had breezy hair and bad acne.

And Allison nailed her with the Zabrisky.

So, she just had to feel terrible for both.

Bumble for her and Moby Clark.

I wonder what happened to Allison.

I wonder she like melod out of she thought older.

She just turned into a giant mega bit.

Hey, chief.

Yeah.

You're bad boy.

Yeah, I know.

I'm just trying to hold off the anxiety attack that I see right there on the horizon.

Are you really going to freak out?

No.

No, why would I freak out?

I am just handcuffed to a chair.

90% naked with a man I just met.

And the man carried the high caliber firearm.

Why would I be freaking out?

How you doing with those keys there?

Oh, captain, my captain.

I actually found them a while ago.

Hmm.

I want to install you, but I'm going to wait till I get loose.

It's strategy.

Ah, let's go.

Oh.

Going to get this one?

Yeah.

Got a match?

Yep.

My butt in your face.

Oh, my lary.

That's so long as I'm able to use that one.

Think about it. How often do you get out for a match?

Do you think it's just going to match?

You're going to do this.

Ah, you just don't appreciate fine.

I'm just kidding, you're worth it.

I wonder what I'm going to install.

And it's about in a quarter.

Okay.

Where we going?

When?

What's the last time you played checkers by candlelight?

Around 2,000 never a chance.

Good.

I'll get the kick someone off his butt for a chance.

It's usually my son kicking my.

Okay.

I'll go first.

Speaking of my son, you wrote a little boy once, right?

Long time ago.

So, let me ask you something.

That whole thing with the pounding bullets with the hammer earlier.

Is that something I need to be worried about?

What is it like school shooter and training ship?

Yeah, something like that?

No.

That's just little bullshit.

When I was a kid, me and my friend put an MAD in a coffee can.

The idea of being that it would shoot it straight up in the air.

50 feet like a rocket.

Instead it blew completely apart.

Like a fragmentation.

It sent all these flying pieces of shrapnel everywhere.

Lucky it didn't put us in the air.

Okay.

And then you mean, well, but you're not exactly making me feel better here.

I'm saying that little boy's are stupid.

Got 10 feet of young stupid.

But I was going back to things from earlier.

He said, you brought a shrapnel on a date.

Yeah.

How back go?

Bad idea.

I wasn't bad.

It wasn't like any big disaster or anything.

It was just 40 minutes of small talk.

It ended with a blue-sarmed hug.

Yeah.

Got a couple of those.

There was this one thing though.

He would do this thing or he would.

He would chew with his mouth closed, but he wouldn't fully swallow

every bite before he would shovel the next bite in.

So they were like always this like chewed piece of food in his mouth.

Like there's only swallowing part of it.

It was a petty thing to focus on, but it drove me nuts.

No, no.

It's the little thing.

They can really suck sometimes.

I want to date with this girl.

And before we went out, she'd just painted her nails.

But she left all this excess polish.

Like all over her cuticles and her fingers.

It looked like my four-year-old does it.

And so the whole time I'm just glancing at her fingers thinking,

Does she even know how bad that looks or does she know?

And just not care?

Like what is that?

Where'd you meet that winner?

Internet dating.

I want to see people meet you about it.

What?

I just have a hard time picturing you computer dating.

Why?

I'm a modern 21st century man.

I'll tell you what though.

It totally destroyed that whole men are shallow.

More shallow than women, cliché.

Oh, bullshit.

Full true.

Men are shallow about looks and weight.

Women are shallow about looks, weight, height, and income.

It's what you date a woman taller than you?

Yeah, for sure. She's hard enough.

For sure.

If you're seeing her the Amazon chicks that play for the Olympic volleyball team.

Anyone of them would fuck you in half.

Yeah, I know.

But what a proud and noble way to go.

You said you have a four-year-old?

Yeah.

Is that your only kid?

No.

I have a three-year-old too.

And the second one.

Both girls?

One of each.

What are their names?

Come on.

A couple of hours ago, I had your balls in my mouth.

You don't get to play the two-person on card.

Is that that it's two-person?

I just don't like talking about it with anyone.

For some reason, I always feel like I have to say how great everything is going.

When I usually don't feel that way, I usually feel like a frog who has no idea what he's doing.

We all feel that way sometimes.

Yeah, but with me it's not sometimes.

I don't know.

It's hard to admit.

She never worries.

And I worry so much to the point that I never get to enjoy the process.

I honestly can't remember the last time I felt happy about it all.

It's like the way I'm supposed to feel

and the way I actually feel are two very separate things.

It's just showing a cute picture or video of the kids.

And I know the reaction that she wants.

And I give it to her.

But I'm totally faking.

And I feel like shit because I'm faking it.

I guess I always feel like shit about some aspect of it.

It makes me sound like an asshole living.

No.

No, it makes you sound like someone who had a hole in their life who filled it with what they thought they should or with what I want to expect of them to.

That is kind of it.

I guess.

I still think it makes me less of a man and somewhere.

We all like to think that we're these perfect angels of our two,

but really we're just...

a lot of training like barely keeping it together.

I know when my husband was dying.

At the end, when things weren't their worst.

I wasn't there for him as much as I should have been.

There are some days that I just...

couldn't handle it.

I wonder what he must have thought on those days when I just...

didn't show up.

I watched that much to hurt even though he never showed it.

Let's family.

We fuck up.

We forgive each other.

We fuck up again.

Yeah.

It's just not an easy trip to live with.

Well, of course I never met the guy but...

I'm getting to marry you.

Start a family with you.

We've got that every morning to you.

I don't even probably die to pretty happy in size right now.

Well...

We know her.

What?

Kiss break.

It used to...

Can you remember we only have a few hours

until daylight and reality hits us in the face?

Yeah.

Back to perspective.

A few hours can be a lifetime if we use it late.

Clarke sample.

Oh.

No.

No.

Oh.

Uh-huh.

I said that to you.

So.

Yeah.

Please see happening after you go down the driveway.

Total honesty.

I see you picking up your star.

And I see you going back to my family.

And I see the both of us going back to our normal,

boring routines and our normal bullying problems.

And if it's some point,

I should run into you and town and smile at you.

Some by myself, and if I'm with my wife,

then all of the way to I contact them.

Both of us will hold on to our time together at the...

treasure of the secret we used to get us to the sad times.

So you want to happen?

I don't know.

But I wanted to go on a tour in the way I felt for the last 24 hours.

I'm not going to be able to talk you in the face, am I?

No.

I don't know.

No, right now. Anyway.

All right.

That means exactly what you think it does.

That's a tempting offer but there's no way I can do that.

Sure you can.

I'm not drunk. I'm not crazy.

Yeah, that's exactly what someone drunk or crazy.

Let's take a leap of faith. We're both good people.

The marriage.

The only thing you'd be taking advantage of is my moment of clarity.

Hey, cheers with me.

All right. Yeah.

I just want to let you know that I'm going to be able to take aaction about an hour.

Yeah.

We can get everyone together tonight. Sure.

Your pizza and movie song good?

Okay.

Yeah. I'll give Donna a call to you.

Okay.

Yeah. Thanks.

It was really good.

The best note I've had in the while.

Okay. I'll see you in a bit.