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-[keyboard clacking] -[chuckles softly]

[sighs]

-[water splashes] -[toothbrush scrubbing]

[keyboard continues clacking]

-[water running] -[sighs]

[woman moaning on phone]

[gentle moaning, soft friction]

-[woman continues moaning on cell phone] -[stifling moans]

You can at least ask if I wanted to.

Would you have wanted to?

["You and Me (feat. Pana Black)" by Sr Ortegon]

[singing in Spanish]

-♪ She really got me crazy ♪ -[alarm ringing]

[singing in Spanish]

♪ I gonna be with her ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ Are looking for someone to make us feel good ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ Are ready for action... ♪

[Mags] Morning, team. We've a lot to do today.

If you look at the proposal that I sent in last night,

you'll see that I broke everything down by asset class

and percentages.

I spent all weekend working on it,

but won't be for nothing this time.

He is gonna jump on board

with this pitch and present it to them.

[man] Is your dad gonna be joining us today?

He should be. You know his Mexican blood,

he is always running a few minutes late.

[giggles]

[line ringing]

Hey, Dad. [clears throat]

You excited to come over and play with Kai?

Dad, how many times I gotta tell you, all right?

It's... it's gonna come through. Stop asking me.

Dad, it's, it's different now, okay?

How many times I gotta tell you? It's legal weed.

Okay, Dad. But, so, what am I?

Am I, uh, am I a pusher

or am I a stay-at-home dad?

Okay, Dad, you know what?

That's great advice. Tell Mom I love her. I gotta go.

Yeah, I gotta get ready. Bye.

[Mags] Nice of you to join us.

[both chuckle]

Sorry for the delay.

Mija, you read the, the news today?

-Magdalena? -Of course I read the news, Dad.

I was just filling the team in on, uh, the proposal I sent.

[Mags' father] There is a huge opportunity to buy right now.

The proposal you send, Magdalena,

does not fit current market condition

for our client's long-term goals and objectives.

Pa, I took a deep dive at all the quarterly earnings reports

that came in in the last 48 hours.

I think if you just look at my proposal again,

you'll see there's some really good stuff in there.

It has nothing of value, period.

But don't worry, team, I already resolved the issue.

It has something to do with the RTA shares

we discussed last week.

I sent you all an email about it.

Sounds good.

[man] Got it.

Magdalena, are you making a sandwich? Really?

Someone's gotta do it, you know. It's for your grandson.

[door slams shut]

Hey, it didn't go the way I wanted at all.

He totally undermined me like he always does.

-Oh, what are you talking about? -The call. With my dad.

He didn't even gimme a, a chance to, to present,

like, everybody else loved my proposal,

but he, he just, like, totally shut me down

in front of everybody.

-[chuckles awkwardly] -[keyboard clacking]

Ash. Hey, Ash!

What?

-We're leaving in ten. You ready? -Yeah. I just,

I just need to wrap this up and then we can head out.

-So, you're all packed. -Can you just stop?

[Mags sighs]

[door closes]

[Mags sighs in frustration]

[quietly] You are welcome.

[door opens]

[door closes]

[quietly] Man.

[lighter clicks]

[keyboard clacking]

[buzzing]

[inhales]

-What up, Ben? [laughs] -[Ben] What up, buddy? How you doing?

Oh, you know, I'm good. I'm actually, I'm actually great.

I'm headed down to San Pancho today with my wife.

-Oh, shit. Really? Yeah? -Mm-hmm.

Oh, you guys-- you're gonna love it down there, man.

It's like, uh, it's Mexico's best-kept secret.

Mags is gonna-- you'll lose your shit.

Oh, thanks, bud, for the, for the recommendation.

Hey, yo, we're gonna be back in time for trivia nights, so don't worry.

[sighs]

Hey, dude, um, I really appreciate you helping me out with the deal.

Uh, they said they were gonna give you the money today.

You know, they get me the money today, and I'll give you the money.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, that's what you said yesterday.

Hey, man, this is-- it's just what they told me, all right?

So, um, look, I, I'll-- it'll be taken care of, all right?

Congratulations for almost getting outta that lame-ass stay-at-home dad club.

Uh, Mags works from home. You know that, right?

You know what I mean?

[cell phone chimes]

[Mags inhales sharply]

[upbeat music]

[exhales sharply]

[toilet flushes]

-[door opens] -[knocking on door]

So, um... [sighs] I've been pretty stressed lately.

-Yeah! -Sorry, I snapped at you.

[sighs]

Are you ready to go to Mexico? Come on.

When you brought me down there the first time, we had so much fun.

I spent a lot of time and hard work planning this one.

-Okay? -You're right.

It's gonna be great. It's gonna be fun.

-We're gonna have fun. -We're gonna have more than fun.

Okay?

He's awake. You ready to say bye?

Okay, let's go.

-Have you seen my bathing suit? -I thought you said you were already packed.

I am packed.

[speaks in Spanish] Hey.

-Mommy's going on a trip, okay? -Okay.

Hey, she found it. So, we're good.

Hey, buddy.

I don't wanna leave him.

-Kai, you gonna have so much fun. -I'm gonna miss him too much.

Aw, yeah, well, this is our first trip without the little guy.

It's gonna be the best. Diaper-free dinner,

pristine beaches.

Sleeping in. This is a special occasion.

-I know. -Right, buddy?

[kissing]

I love you so much. You're the love of my life. [kisses]

-I love you. -I love you, Mommy.

[upbeat song in Spanish]

Babe, can you be on your phone less on this trip?

Yeah. Sorry.

Thanks. That would be nice.

[song continues]

[Ash] Me and the team are really excited. Thank you guys so much.

Yeah, we'll talk later.

Sorry, I'm just, uh, waiting for the transfer. Should be coming in today.

I know. I know it is.

This is really special. Thank you. I'm excited for you.

No problem. I mean, who would've thought

my obsession with weed would lead to all of this?

Literally no one.

This place is stunning.

-[chuckles] -Gracias.

-Gracias. -Gracias.

I didn't even know the room had a pool.

I mean, check this out. This view is amazing.

How did you find out about this place?

You know, you'll never believe it, but, uh,

Ben was the one who recommended San Pancho to me.

-Ben's been to San Pancho? -[chuckles] Yeah.

Look, I know he's a doucher, but him and Tiffany secretly have a great marriage.

I agree. She always says they don't,

but I see the way they look at each other.

[Ash softly] Wow.

[sing-songy] Welcome home.

Babe, how expensive is this? How much are you spending a night?

Come on. We're not, we're not doing that right now.

Well, you always ask me what everything costs.

Oh, but this, this is different. Okay?

I'm inviting us this time.

I just want you to relax and have a fun time. Okay?

I mean, check this out. Look!

[birds chirping]

[Ash whispers] Look.

-[Mags] Wow. -[exhales sharply]

This is really special. Thank you.

Of course. I mean, you deserve it.

After everything you do for me, I just...

I wanted to do something nice for you.

I know. [softly] I know.

Mmm. You wanna?

[Mags chuckles]

[groans softly] Hey, hey. Hey, hey. [clears throat]

Sorry. It just-- you know, you know, when you do that,

it makes me feel like you just hate me and...

I, uh... [clears throat] Let's, you know, let's just,

let's go wild after dinner. Okay?

I'm gonna, I'm gonna go change.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Go freshen up.

[upbeat song in Spanish]

Hello, can I get a, uh, tequila on the rocks, por favor.

Babe, I thought we said we weren't gonna be

-on the phone the whole time this trip. -Uh,

yeah, but you were talking to the bartender,

-so I just-- -Okay, but I'm done now.

Okay.

[Manolo] No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[indistinct chatter in Spanish]

[Manolo laughs]

Mm! Oof.

-Hi. -Hey.

Hi.

-Hey. -Oh. [chuckles]

What's up, amigos? Are you guys new here?

Wait.

He doesn't speak Spanish, so.

Ay, no worries, amigo. We speak fluent English.

-Mm-hmm. -I'm Manolo.

-I'm the king of San Pancho. -[coughs]

I'm, I'm Ash. This is Maggie.

-Mags, aye. -Ash. Ashie.

[both laugh]

-Gracias. -That-- oh! Thanks.

You guys look like you can use some fun.

Are you-- what are you doing tonight?

-Are you up for dinner? Food here is amazing. -Oh.

-Oh. -That's so sweet.

Well, Ash planned this super romantic trip,

so I'm sure he has something planned for us tonight.

There's no plans.

Nothing?

Well, I mean, I organized all of this.

Got us down here. I just--

We're on vacation, you know, we don't,

we don't have to be on a schedule.

-[Faviola] You can go with the flow. -Yeah.

-Go with the flow. -Like the waves.

-Like the beach. -[Manolo] So, you're coming to dinner, yes?

-Sure. Yeah, let's do it. -All right.

-Hey, cheers, salud. Woo! -[Manolo] My friends!

-Mmm. -Mmm.

[groans, clears throat]

[clears throat] Hey, man, um, you know where I can get some of that green?

-Seriously? -Yeah, yeah. I got a guy.

I can hook you up.

He's got everything.

-Mm-hmm. -Acid, molly,

-tachas, shrooms, ketamine. -[Faviola] Chocongos.

-[Manolo] Chocongos, horse tranquilizer. -[chuckles]

-[Manolo] Anything you need?. -No.

-[both laugh] -Yeah--

-[mumbles] -[Faviola speaks in Spanish]

Oh, okay. Yeah, that's...

Oh, I-- you know what, actually, the choco mocos sound really good,

but I, I, I think I'm good with the weed stuff.

Thanks.

I thought you wanted to get crazy.

You're in San Pancho.

Okay. You guys wanna do something really fun?

Yeah, sure. I'm in, I'm in. Yeah.

-Uh, well, what is it? -Oh, no.

You always have to understand everything, don't you?

No, I just, I, I like knowing what I'm getting myself into.

-I'm-- what-- -I'm sorry. She's just the most structured person I know, okay?

-She, she, she schedules playtime with her baby. -[Manolo] No. Playtime?

That's because I have a board to answer to

and he doesn't have a fucking job.

I mean, that's not-- I'm sorry. That's not-- he's just,

he makes his own schedule. So, it's different.

-So, what do you guys do for work? -Mm-hmm.

I, I run a private equity firm. Uh, we do.

Well, you guys work together. That's so sweet.

-Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. -Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. We, we, um,

-I work with my, uh, dad, actually... -Yeah.

-...and he has this thing-- -Hey, can I explain my own job?

-[upbeat mariachi music playing] -Yeah. So, I collect can--

[exclaims happily]

-Woo-hoo! -[man] Cool.

Yeah, so I collect, uh, cannabis seeds from--

Yeah, mariachi. They're great.

So, I collect cannabis seeds from India,

and, uh, using modern technology,

I grow them in the state of California.

-Ah, that sounds amazing. -[shouts in Spanish]

Actually, that sounds, that sounds very innovative.

-[Ash] Thanks. -[Faviola] Where can we get your products?

Well, um, after four years of betting on myself,

I just locked in the largest distribution deal

with this second biggest dispensary in SoCal.

No. Wait, so we're celebrating.

-Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. -[Ash] Celebrating?

You guys in on the fun?

Yeah, I don't-- yeah, let's go wherever. I don't need to know where.

[Ash] Wild.

-[Faviola whoops] -[Manolo] Okay. Ready.

[upbeat mariachi music playing]

Welcome to The Queens in Sayulita.

It's my uncle's place. Wait till you see Renata.

-She's vegan, she knows exactly what she's doing. -Here and in the bedroom.

-How would you know that? -Well, because we took her home with us one night.

-[Ash] We? -[Manolo] Yeah! Faviola and I like

-to have sex with other people. -[Faviola] Yeah.

-[Mags] Stripers? -Well, anyone, really.

There just, you know, needs to be a spark and it's on.

-[Mags] So, you're swingers? -Ay, lovers of people.

[dance music playing]

-[both whooping] -[indistinct chatter in Spanish]

Do you remember that high-end strip club in Japan?

The one where we sang karaoke?

Yeah, this is not like that.

[Faviola] Mags, do you need to go to the bathroom?

Oh, come on. Girls always go to bathroom together.

We need to keep each other safe!

-It's pretty loud in here. -[Manolo] Ah, shit. [laughs]

My home! Bro, it's all natural.

I love that shit.

Love it.

[speaks in Spanish] Come here. [speaks in Spanish]

[laughs]

-You want a lap dance, bro? -Oh, man, that's,

that's, that's really sweet of you, but I'm good.

-You sure? -[mumbles]

-Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. -Okay.

Do you want some wings?

I'm good with the wings, but thanks.

Okay. But you're taking a shot.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll, I'll take a shot.

[Manolo speaks Spanish]

We need to keep each other safe!

-A little pick-me-up. -Oh, I haven't done that since college.

Mags, what are you doing?

-Your shot. -[Ash] Gracias.

[mumbles]

[whoops, whistles, grunts]

-[Manolo laughs] -[coughing]

Yeah! Welcome to San Pancho!

Uh, hey, thanks for the warm welcome, buddy.

I mean, I'm-- I'm sure you used to be fun, right?

I love this place.

[gentle thigh pat] I get what I want.

[Ash] Yeah.

You know, you wouldn't be the first Dominican guy I slept with.

Yo, yo, yo! Bro, bro, what are you doing?

Ay, you don't have to pretend. They're in the bathroom.

I'm sure you used to be crazy. You have crazy eyes.

-Huh! -Huh? What happened?

I'm, I'm still... I'm, I'm fun.

I, I have fun.

I'm, I'm just... Um, I, I, I'm...

I'm, I'm just...

[sniffing]

[laughs]

-Now we're talking. -Oooh!

You're not bi?

Oh, um...

Hey, um, no judgment, no disrespect,

but, no, I'm, I'm not bi.

-I'm not bi. -Come. [laughs]

It's 2025.

Everyone's bi.

Wow, parents going wild.

-I like that. -[chuckles]

I really like that.

[screams]

Babe, time to go home.

-Yeah, I already called an Uber. -Okay.

-Bye, Mags. -Bye, Magashi.

[echoes] ♪ Oh-la-la ♪

You all right? You seem a little anxious.

-Hmm? Yeah. -[water running]

-That was wild, huh? -Yeah.

They seemed so perfect together.

You know, they weren't even together.

They were married to other people.

-What? -Yeah.

-Shit. -[chuckles]

Damn. I guess, uh, you and I are doing better

-than we thought we were, huh? -[laughs]

-I'll see you, babe. -Yeah. [chuckles]

[sighs]

[wind blowing]

Hey, so I heard there's this cute little place with the best chilaquiles.

Do you wanna go for breakfast?

Uh, how about we just, uh, stay at the hotel

-for, for, for breakfast? -Okay. What's going on?

-[Ash] Nothing. -You looking for something?

-Uh, my wallet. Okay? -Okay.

Did you look in your pants from last night?

Of course I checked my fucking pants.

Why-- what?

[Mags] Okay, you're frazzled. Just take a deep breath.

[Ash] You win, I'm a fuck up. I get it, all right?

Just fuck.

[wallet thuds]

You need that?

Sorry.

We could get breakfast.

[Mags] So, Kai went to the zoo. He had a really good time.

He met these little monkeys. He's having so much fun.

What's going on? What are you looking for?

Uh, no, no one. I'm just, uh, just looking around.

-[chuckles] -Mmm.

[quirky music]

Did you get the pool guy to get you weed?

Why you always grill me? All right, I'm just trying to have a,

trying to have a nice vacation.

Answer the question.

I was supposed to meet him five minutes ago, so, if I could just go over there--

Oh, my God, I'm going to town.

-You go find your weed dealer. -Fine, whatever.

[calm song in Spanish]

[indistinct chattering]

Hola.

Wow.

-[waves crashing] -[calm song in Spanish resumes]

[inaudible chatter]

[woman] Great. Relax.

Exhale deeply,

allowing your abdomen to rise and fall.

Notice how good it feels

to draw your shoulder blades away from your spine.

Maybe you feel the stretch in the front of your throat.

Ah, I've been waiting for you.

-What? -[chuckles] I'm kidding.

But we did start, so you're more than welcome to join us.

I'd love to.

Wonderful. Feel the ocean breeze

as you go into downward-facing dog

and move slowly into Chaturanga,

upward-facing dog and child's pose.

Good.

[clicks tongue] Okay, love. You can go into Cobra, perfecto.

-Ah, you're so tense. -I know.

I'm glad you're here.

Let's loosen you up.

[exhales] Please.

Class, anything that does not serve you,

what's weighing you down,

it's time to let it go.

You have this incredible energy.

Like, mom energy?

[chuckles] You are a mom?

Wow. You're so beautiful,

and, and your body is perfect.

-Thanks. -[chuckles]

Good. Keep breathing. Relax.

That's good.

[quirky music]

-[receptionist] Hello, sir. How are you? -Hi.

-I'm good. How are you? -Fine, thank you.

What is the best thing to do in San Pancho?

-[Mags] Snorkeling? -[laughs]

Making up for this morning?

Yeah, well, I, I spoke to concierge,

and they said that, "You had to check out this reef,"

and I know you love snorkeling, so.

A little out of your comfort zone. Are you sure you're comfortable?

-I'll be fine, right? -Okay.

Hey, man. Uh, we're Ash and Mags.

Hey, I'm Paco.

Have you ever snorkeled before?

-[Mags] Sí. -[Ash] No.

Did you complete the pool certification?

-Uh, pool certification? Uh-- -He's messing with you.

[laughs] Let's get to the boat, cabrón.

[intense upbeat song in Spanish]

Hey, I don't think I'm jumping in.

You always do this. Why didn't you plan something else?

I just wanted to do something, you know, to make you happy.

I know you like snorkeling.

It's definitely making me happy.

I'm sorry, I'm just having second thoughts. I'm feeling seasick.

But why would you plan a snorkeling trip

when you know you get seasick?

I don't know. I just...

I wanted to do something nice.

It was nice until right now.

You're basically saying we can't do it anymore,

which is the opposite of thoughtful,

because you're, like, ruining the adventure we haven't even gone on.

Just have some empathy for me, okay? I, I, I'm feeling sick.

[song in Spanish continues]

[Paco] Okay, amigos, let's go. You know what to do.

-Take this. -[panting]

-Here, take this. -Hey, I'm,

-I'm not jumping in, man. -Uh?

Don't be a pussy.

No, man. You can't talk to me like that. I'm not Mexican.

Man, man, man, man, I, I, I am joking. Don't get so mad.

It's a joke, okay? Let's go.

-He gets mad about everything. -[Paco] I can see that.

U-- um, I've, I've never done this before,

so, if you just wanna show me how to do it properly.

Just put this in your mouth. Put this in your face and let's go.

-Let's go. -[groans]

-You, you, you just jump. -I can't, I can't, I can't. I can't do it.

Okay. Take this and take a video for us, okay? We will do it.

-Are you ready? Yeah. -[speaks Spanish]

Let's go. One, two, three.

[retching]

[upbeat music playing over boat radio]

[clattering]

[exhales sharply]

[can opens]

[exhales]

-Your wife's really hot. -[sighs]

[jaunty song in Spanish]

Okay, right now, a beautiful picture for the couple, please.

-One photo? We haven't taken one. Is that okay? -Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Yeah.

Uh, love it.

So, no plans tonight, I'm assuming?

Oh, no, no. We-- I-- we have plans.

-Oh? -[Paco speaking Spanish]

Oh. Okay, b-- Okay, bro. We, yo, we're done. Thank you.

[singing in Spanish]

[Ash] There's some really great restaurants in Sierra.

I figured we could, uh, head into town before we went to dinner.

Alright. Yeah, I saw these really cute earrings that I wanted to get.

Uh, great. Why don't you go check them out? I'll catch up with you.

Okay.

Yeah, but I said that in Spanish.

[sighs]

Gracias.

Trying to score weed again?

What? Uh... So what?

No, way to make it up to me. Super romantic.

I don't get it. Why is this always such a big deal?

Well, I just feel like if you're always searching for weed,

it doesn't make for a super nice trip.

[speaks in Spanish]

[clears throat] Oh, look, check them out.

Wow.

Amazing.

You know, it's just weed. Okay? I, I, I, I'm a good person.

I think you should back off on the judging.

It's not casual if you're always fiending.

Why do you always make me sound like I'm some sort of drug addict?

Okay? I just throw up off the side of the boat today,

-just feeling like I'm still on the sea. -Okay.

Well, I know you can't live without Mary Jane, your best friend,

-your therapist, your lover. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay, she's just my therapist.

You are my lover.

[singing in Spanish continues]

I'll do it.

He's gonna give you shit weed and gringo prices.

[both speak in Spanish]

-You owe me 40 bucks. -Love you.

[singing in Spanish continues]

[waves crashing]

Not bad.

Hey, thanks again for doing this for me.

Glad the search is over.

-Me too. -[both chuckle]

-I'll be right back. -Yeah.

[Mags] Hey.

You are my yoga instructor.

-Yes. -[chuckles]

That was me. I'd never forget your face.

Are you on your own?

No, I'm waiting for my gay husband,

but he's late per usual.

-[both chuckle] -And you?

Um...

-...that's my husband. -Oh.

You wanna join him or should we leave him hanging? [laughs]

-Hi, I'm Angela. -[Ash] Uh, hi. I'm Ash.

-[Angela] Nice to meet you. -[Ash] Nice, nice to meet you.

Is it cool if I...?

Oh, totally. San Pancho is very laid back.

[chuckles]

Mm-hmm.

[Ash] How do y'all know each other?

She was my yoga instructor this morning.

What are you doing?

Hmm? What?

-You don't smoke. -[coughing] Yeah, I do.

No, you don't. You, you never smoke.

In fact, you hate it when I smoke.

No, no, I, I smoke sometimes.

I just don't smoke as much as him.

I think Magdalena has a lot of different sides to her.

-[cell phone ringing] -Oh, that's my friend.

Excuse me.

Holy shit. Magdalena?

-What was that? -What?

[stutters] What? I don't know if it's just me is, is she into you?

I don't know. I think she's stunning.

-Yeah, I could tell. -What do you mean?

-Why are you acting so weird? -Am I?

Yeah. Are you into her?

I, I, I, I don't know.

Oh, is it okay if I say I am?

-Yeah, that would be awesome. -Really?

-[stutters] Yeah. -Why?

Well, uh, you know, maybe you, me, and her,

-we could have-- -What? No, we're not in high school.

You do that in high school? Who are you?

I don't know. I'm... feeling really relaxed.

Holy shit. I, I knew you'd been--

I mean, I've been telling you all these years, weed would be good for you.

Wait, she's coming back. Should we invite her to dinner?

You wanna invite her to our romantic dinner reservation?

-[upbeat music] -[inaudible chatter]

So, you're, you're teaching yoga in San Pancho,

-is that a summer gig? -Mm.

-I'm actually a digital nomad, so, I teach yoga... -Oh.

-...and spiritual wellness all over the world. -[Mags] Oh.

Oh. When-- how do you

teach spiritual wellness, exactly?

Um, I guess it takes practice, time.

-[both chuckle] -How long are you here for?

Uh, just a couple more days and then I'm off to Thailand.

-Wow. -Yeah.

You're so free.

-It's amazing. -[both chuckle]

What about you guys? Uh, honeymoon?

Oh, God, no!

[laughing] No, no, no.

Uh, we've been together for ten years, so.

-Congrats. -Oh, thanks. It's so funny, people always congratulate you

when you've been together for like a really long time,

but that doesn't mean that you've been, like, happily together.

[laughs]

-Oh. -Oh, no, I didn't-- we are.

Uh, it's, it's just a funny thing that I, I've noticed.

Yeah, yeah. We, we totally are. Yeah.

-[chuckles] -[exhales]

San Pancho, it's, it's, it's, it's great, right?

Oh, San Pancho is one of my favorite places in the world.

If you guys need any recommendations,

anything at all, let me know.

-Please. -Yeah.

I actually, uh, grew up coming here all the time.

Well, not here, but Puerto Vallarta, which is, like, an hour away.

-Yeah. Gracias. -Um, 'cause I grew up in Guadalajara, so.

-Oh. -Yeah, yeah.

Wow. And you guys have a kid, right?

-One? Two? -Yeah.

-One, one. -Yeah, one.

-Oh, nice. -I miss him so much.

-Do you wanna see a picture? -[Angela] Yes.

[ambient music playing]

Oh, he's beautiful.

-What a great mix. -Thanks.

He has your smile. Stunning.

Thanks.

We should go out.

Yeah. You know, this place actually turns into a club later.

You know, get another round and we'll go.

[upbeat music playing]

So, have you always been attracted to women?

[Mags] I mean, now that you're asking, maybe, yeah.

I've just never really done anything about it.

You wanna dance?

[Ash] Yeah.

[laughing]

-[Angela] Do you wanna kiss me? -Yeah, I do.

Your wife wants to kiss me. [laughs]

Go for it.

I've never done this before.

Are you curious?

[Mags] Nervous.

That's okay.

[upbeat music turning soft]

[soft music turning upbeat]

[Angela] Is it okay if I text you?

Are you okay with that?

-Sure, yeah, yeah. -[both chuckle]

I'll text you.

Okay? Bye. [chuckles]

Hey, let's go, like, now.

-Okay. Yeah. -Yeah, go.

[moaning]

[upbeat song in Spanish]

So?

So, what?

So, what happened last night?

Come on, tell me all the deets.

What do you mean? You were right there.

Oh, come on. You two were whispering,

sweetin' out things to each other all night.

-What? No, we weren't. -[laughs]

Come on, for real, did she text you?

No.

Hmm. That's okay.

Maybe she's doing the three-day text thing

or she'll probably text you today.

She seemed really into you.

-[laughs] -Yeah?

Did she mention anything about me?

Mm-mm.

Ah, that's okay.

You got her number though, right?

[mouthful] No, I don't.

You know what, let's just... let's just see if she texts.

Wow. You really look hot as hell.

Who's having weird fantasies now?

Hey, come on, that has nothing to do with how hot you are.

Okay, thanks. It's actually really nice to get a compliment.

You should do it more often.

-Do you know what I realized? -What?

I didn't even tell her we were leaving today.

Do you think she'll text?

Yeah.

What if she doesn't text?

-She will. I can feel it. -[sighs]

-Me too. I think she's gonna text. -[mumbles]

-Cheers. -Cheers.

What if she wants to meet me on my own?

-Isn't that just cheating? -Is it?

Yeah. Well, how's it not?

I don't know. I mean, well, we kissed yesterday,

-and you weren't really involved. -Yeah, but I was right there.

-I mean, I have to be in the same room at least. -[clears throat softly]

I mean, isn't the idea here that I'm an active participant, right?

-Huh. -What are you thinking?

No, nothing. I'm, I'm, I'm excited.

I'm confused. I'm-- I don't know.

I don't know. [laughs]

I think this makes me bisexual.

-It does. Is that a problem? -I don't think so. Right?

No, it's 2025.

-Isn't everyone bi? -[both chuckle]

Plus, you look so alive today.

Aw. Thanks.

Kissing her was, like, one of the best kisses of my life.

-Really? -Yeah.

Like, her lips were so soft and I just felt so seen.

What was your plan?

I thought maybe she could come here.

What'd you wanna do?

[both moaning]

I think it's safe to say that she is not texting.

-[laughs] -Yeah.

But thanks for the beautiful trip.

I think it was really good for us.

-Yeah, of course. -[receptionist] Sir.

Sir, I'm sorry your card didn't go through.

Would you like to use another one?

-Oh. -Uh...

Um...

This was supposed to be, um--

It's okay. You'll pay me back.

-Yeah. -[upbeat music]

Gracias.

[airplane engines roaring]

[sizzling]

[breathes sharply]

[line ringing]

Hi, you reached GROW OP, please leave a message.

-[Kai] Lucky Charms. -[Mags] Yummy. Lucky Charms? No?

-[Kai] Yummy. -[Mags] Yummy, yummy, yummy. Yum, yum, yum.

Alright, Kai, is that an apple?

-[Mags] Mm-hmm. -Here's you egg.

[Mags chuckles] Thanks.

-[Mags speaking Spanish] -[gasps]

Eggs or apples? What's for breakfast?

[conversing in Spanish]

-Uh-oh. -[Mags speaks in Spanish]

-There's something on your face. -[Mags] Yeah?

-Oh, no. -Ouch. No, no, no, no, ouch.

[Mags laughs]

[upbeat song in Spanish playing on cell phone]

[sighs]

-♪ Two. One, two, three, go! ♪ -[song intensifies]

[cell phone chimes]

[object clatters]

[song resumes playing on cell phone]

[song stops]

[Ash] One more time. Ready?

-[Kai] One more time. -[Ash] Ready?

Okay, hold. Go!

Whoa! [gasps]

-Home run, Kai. High five. -[Kai] More.

[Ash] More? Uh, I have to retire. I'm too old.

-[Kai] More. -[Ash] You can bowl so much better than me.

-[Kai] Come. -[Ash] Okay.

-[Kai] Daddy. -All right, let's try again.

-[chimes] -[Kai] More.

[Ash] Just a second.

[Kai] Come, come.

Papa, Papa, Paa.

-Hey, Carla, can you come here for a sec? -[Carla] Yeah.

Can you watch Kai for a minute? Thank you.

[phone keypad tapping]

Hey, Ben.

What's up, buddy? Um, I just got this email.

Can you pull up the contract?

[water running]

[sighs]

[clicks tongue] Hey, um, can we talk for a second?

[Mags] Can I go first?

[toilet flushes]

Yeah.

So, uh, I've been thinking...

Uh... yeah.

Well, she's not the only woman in the world.

-Uh-- what do you mean? -[gurgling]

[spits]

I mean, I don't know.

Maybe we could.

-[stutters] Never mind. It's stupid. Never mind. -[laughs]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. [chuckles] Hold on.

We, we should at least be able to, you know,

just talk about things

with, uh, no pressure or consequences.

[stutters] Let's, let's indulge in the conversation, at least.

So, hypothetically, if we were to do something like this,

what would it look like?

To have sex with another woman?

Yeah, I mean, to have sex with another woman.

[both moaning]

[sighs]

Hey, we, uh, we need to talk about something.

Not okay with you kissing her, if that's what you're thinking.

Actually, it's not about that.

-It's about something completely different-- -Hey.

You're being really supportive about this.

Thanks.

Mags, you know I wanna give you everything, right?

Makes me feel like shit that I can't provide

-for my family in the way... -[cell phone chimes]

...that I dreamed of--

-Is everything all right? -Huh?

Is, is it the baby? What's going on?

-Uh, Mags? -Hmm.

What's going on? What happened?

[whimsical music]

"Hey, turns out I'm passing through LA on my way to Thailand.

So, want to grab lunch tomorrow?"

-Is it her? -It's her.

What are you gonna say?

-I mean, I don't know. Can we grab lunch tomorrow? -Yeah, why not?

Should I just say, "We look forward to seeing you"?

-Yeah, I think that works. -Is that too straightforward?

You know, seeing you like this, it just reminds me

that I don't know everything about you,

and it makes me curious to get to know you all over again.

Okay, weirdo.

-Should I send the text? -Send it.

-[laughs] -Okay. I'm sending it.

-[cell phone chimes] -[Mags] Oh, my God.

She just texted me. She's gonna be there in two minutes.

Do we need, like, a code word or something?

You mean a safe word?

You know, like, if one of us is uncomfortable.

Babe, how do you think this lunch is gonna go?

I don't know. I just wanna be prepared,

you know, in case of, like, anything.

-Can't you just tell her that you're uncomfortable? -[sighs]

What about "unicorn poop"?

Mmm, that's weird.

What about, um, "Om Jai Jagdish"?

So, we're in the middle of, like, having a threesome

and I feel uncomfortable,

you want me to say "Om Jai Jagdish"

-and then we're all gonna stop? -[chortles]

Yeah. I mean, it would make me stop dead in my tracks.

Okay. Well, what does it mean?

That's just the start of a Hindu hymn.

-My mom's played it for you a thousand times. -[sighs]

I hope this is worth it.

[sighs] It's still just a lunch.

[Mags] And we'll take the ceviche.

-[waitress] Mm-hmm. -Yeah, bring back those Mexico vibes.

Salud, I guess.

-[Ash] Salud. -[laughter]

-Cheers. -[Mags] Mmm.

So... tell me, how was the rest of your Mexico trip?

Did you have the threesome you guys wanted?

-Oh. No. -What? Uh, no, not, uh--

That wasn't-- we weren't...

Oh, please. You didn't have to say it.

So, did you find a guest star?

No. Really, we weren't,

we weren't trying to-- we were just--

-I mean, I thought you were gonna... -[chuckles]

-Uh, you didn't-- -I'm sorry I didn't text.

I had some work things come up.

So, where are you from?

Uh, my family's from India.

Even though every single person in San Pancho

thought I was every version of Latino.

-[laughs] -I, I get it.

-It happens. -[laughter]

Oh, uh, so, were your parents into the whole arranged marriage thing?

[Ash] No. Um, not really.

But they wanted you to marry an Indian girl?

It was actually her family that,

uh, wanted her to marry a nice Jewish boy.

-That's true. -Oh, Mexican Jewish.

-That's one spicy matzah ball. -[laughter]

My dad's Mexican and my mom's American.

They're both Jewish, and I grew up in Guadalajara.

What about you? Where are you from? Hawaiian?

That's funny. It's a running joke in my family.

-We all think I am Hawaiian. -[laughter]

But, no, my mom is Black.

Um, dad is Korean. My dad was in the military,

so, we just bounced from place to place a lot

and then kind of got used to it

and I haven't stopped bouncing around.

So, where would you call home?

I don't think home is a place, it's a feeling.

So, uh, where are you staying?

I don't know yet. I like to let the places I stay find me.

[laughter]

-[Ash] Yeah. It's fine with me. -What do you think?

[mumbling inaudibly]

Um, well, you know, you could stay at my...

Our. You stay at our house.

[exhales] This is beautiful.

-Yeah. Thanks. Thanks so much. -[laughs]

-When did you move in? -Um, a couple of years ago

when, um, when we got married.

-Thanks for having me. -Of course.

-[Carla] Hola. -[Angela] Hola.

-Hi, I'm Carla. Nice to meet you. -Hi.

Angela. Nice to meet you.

-Is this your cousin? -Oh, no. [chuckles]

No, no one's my cousin. Um, no, this is Carla.

Um, Carla's our au pair and, uh, Angela is...

We just met in San Pancho.

Yeah, I just give him a bath and put him to bed.

[Mags] Oh, great. Oh, Ash, babe, do you think

you could just put her stuff in there and, and maybe open up the couch?

Yeah.

I was thinking, um, should we give Carla the night off?

-What do you think? -Yeah, that's a great idea. Go, go on a date or something.

Oh, yeah. Fun.

Uh, well, it's not really easy to go on a date with ten minutes notice.

Um, but I have the night off is what you're saying?

Yeah. Yeah, have fun.

-Okay, vale. Gracias. -Take care.

Oh, hey, Carla. [hesitates] Do you know what time you're coming back tonight?

No, but do I have a curfew now?

No. No.

No.

-No. Have fun. Bye. -[Mags speaks in Spanish]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[cellphone chimes]

[Kai continues speaking in Spanish]

-He's up. -[sighs]

-He's awake. -Yeah, can you get the little gulab jamun?

Yeah.

-Thanks. -Yeah, no problem.

Hey, you want a glass of wine?

-Yes, that'd be amazing. -Okay.

[Ash] Goodnight, moon.

[Kai mumbles]

Yeah, secrets.

Are you uncomfortable? Do you want a better position?

Here, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

-Okay. Ugh. -Oh, you want to get down?

-Yes. -Okay.

Ready? All right.

[whimsical music]

Oh, Kai-Kai.

I'm sleepy.

[yawns]

-Are you sleepy? -[mumbles]

Okay.

[Angela] Your wedding was so beautiful.

Thanks. It was actually in Puerto Vallarta

-Love an Indian-Mexican wedding. -[both chuckle]

They're different, let me tell you.

[laughter]

We had our four year wedding anniversary,

and I totally forgot, and he had too.

You guys are just busy people with a lot going on. It happens.

Yeah. I guess.

Do you wanna see what I got him for our first year wedding anniversary.

-Okay. [laughs] -Yeah. [laughs]

Okay.

It's, it's something. [laughs]

-Okay. -[both laughing]

[whimsical music]

[Ash softly] So what do you think?

Oh, buddy.

Are you sleepy, buddy?

[chuckling]

Oh.

-[exhales sharply] -[chuckles]

Magdalena, um... [clicks tongue]

Wow. This is what I call an incredible gift.

I can't believe you put all of this together yourself.

It's so funny. It's from a different time

when I was a completely different person.

We used to be so thoughtful with our gifts.

[laughs]

-Loved it. -I looked amazing.

I'm so glad I did this before I had kids.

You still look amazing.

He's a lucky guy.

I don't think he sees himself that way.

-[chuckles] -I don't even know

how to feel like that anymore.

I think that's a choice.

The only thing standing in the way is you.

[suspenseful romantic music]

That night...

...you said you'd text me.

Why didn't you text me?

You seem like the kind of woman

who gets what she wants pretty easily.

I wanted to stay on your mind.

-[door opens] -Hey, ladies.

-[Mags] Hey. -What's up?

Um, baby's asleep.

-Right. -Yeah.

-Good job. -Thanks.

Uh, do you mind if I take a quick shower?

-Oh, yeah. Good idea. -Thank you. Okay.

Uh, there's fresh towels in the bathroom.

Also, I set up your bed in the playroom. It's pull out.

-Awesome, thanks. -Yeah.

-What were you guys doing? -[hesitates] We're just chatting.

[liquid pouring]

Hey, uh, turn on the pool heater

-and, uh, the lights in the backyard. -Yeah. Great. Oh,

-we'll turn on some music too. -Oh, but no, can't wake up the baby.

[stutters] Outside. Not inside. Something light.

-Hotel Costes playlist. -Oh, okay, yeah.

-I want it, okay. -Yeah, okay, great.

Is this gonna be weird?

-What time is Carla coming back up? -I don't know.

Just don't, don't make it weird.

Oh, weird is a good thing. [chuckles]

Just be normal. Okay?

Hey, should I take that Viagra pill I have?

You know, maybe things get heated.

-[chuckles] -Why do you own Viagra?

You know, maybe you and I wanna go hard one day.

[scoffs] Okay. When have we ever gone hard?

Well, I mean, I, I just have it just in case.

Well, can't it affect, like, your heart?

I don't think so. Plus, if this is happening,

you know, I'm gonna want that extra kick.

[laughs] Okay, Karate Man.

[cheerful song in French]

[groans]

[gurgling, spits]

[lighter clicks]

[bubbling]

[clears throat softly]

-I love your art. -Shh.

-[quietly] I'm sorry. The baby's asleep. -Oh.

Uh, if he wakes up, the night's over. [clicks tongue]

-Sorry. -Yeah, it's okay. No worries.

-[Angela clears throat] -[Ash] This is actually one of my favorites.

We have a lot of her pieces in the house.

-Yeah. -It's beautiful.

It's so unique in the texture.

Yeah. Yeah, the texture, it's good.

Wow.

You know, we got one in the bedroom if, uh, you wanna check it out.

I mean, I, I would love to give you a tour of the house. Yeah.

Yeah... [hesitates] that'd be great. I mean...

-Mm-hmm. -...I was just in there.

-But-- -Oh, so, so you saw it?

I did.

It's the same artist.

Word.

[breathing heavily]

[suspenseful upbeat music]

Oh. Hey, how's it going?

This is our new piece.

-Mmm. -Hmm. Isn't it great?

-Yeah. -Yeah. I love it.

I mean, it has really great energy. [chuckles]

Yeah.

[awkward laughter]

I didn't know you guys had a pool. Night swimming?

-Oh, yeah. -Oh, that's, that's a great idea.

-Fine. -Cheers to that.

-I'll get you a glass. -Great.

-Yeah. -Cool.

[laughter]

Tell us about these retreats in Thailand.

Well, it's essentially my body-soul connection work.

-[Ash] That's great. -Who doesn't need that?

[Ash] Right?

Can I swim?

-Mm-hmm. -[Ash] Of course, go ahead.

[coughs]

-You guys gonna join me? -Yeah.

I, uh... [clears throat] I'd love to.

I just, I have to change up.

I'm in a thong-- [chuckles]

Come on, we're all adults. Let's go.

Okay, up.

I'm gonna change. I'll see you ladies in a minute.

[both giggling]

[music continues]

[breathing heavily]

When you first met him, did you know?

Did I know what?

That he was the one.

No, not at all, actually.

[laughs] Really?

-That's not what you usually hear. -We met in college.

-I wasn't taking him seriously at all. -Mm.

You think he felt the same way?

Um, you know, it's funny.

I had always dated these people that I was, like,

trying to be who I thought they wanted me to be, you know?

And with him, I was so sure he wasn't the one

that I was just totally myself.

He just accepted me for who I was.

[gentle song playing in the distance]

I guess that's love.

The version no one talks about.

That's beautiful.

-Mm-hmm. -[chuckles]

It was.

Past tense?

Mm, it's complicated.

Yeah, everything's complicated.

Not the moon.

Not the moon.

[both giggles]

[cell phone chimes]

Oh, shit.

Mags? [clears throat] Mags?

Come here for a second. Mags, come here, please.

Uh, we have a little bit of an issue.

[quietly] Ben and Tiffany are here.

-Oh, fuck. -[Ash] Yeah.

-Trivia night. -Yeah, we, uh,

we need to get them outta here.

Um, I have an idea.

Okay.

[phone keypad tapping]

-[message deliver tone] -[Tiffany whoops]

-What? -What is this shit?

-[Ash] Check your phone. Check your phone. -[Ben] What?

-Your phone. -[Ash] Your phone.

-Your phone. -Oh, phone.

[Tiffany] Oh, no.

-Are you okay? -[Ash] Oh, yes.

San Pancho ended up being a COVID hot spot.

-So the flight back was a total superspreader event. -A what?

It was a superspreader event. COVID-- so anyways,

I think we're just gonna stay home or we're, you know,

we're gonna do our part and just flatten the curve.

-Oh-- -Yeah. Have fun playing trivia.

-Enjoy that wine. [chuckles awkwardly] -[mouths]

-[faking coughs] -[upbeat music]

[exhales deeply]

Ladies, fancy seeing you here.

[bubbling]

[Ben] Yo, Ash.

Where you at, man?

I'm trying to smoke.

-Yo. Shh, the baby's asleep. -Shh, the baby.

Bro, I told you we're super sick.

This is our COVID bubble.

COVID is over, bro.

And honestly, it'd be great if you gave it to me.

I could take a week off work.

[song continues playing in the distance]

Fair warning: Ben, pregame trivia extra hard tonight.

[Ben] What's up, Mags? Hi.

-Hey. -And who's this young lady?

-Angela. Hi. -[chuckles] Uh... [clears throat]

Hi.

So what? Swimming good for the 'rona?

[Ash] Yeah.

Ash, towel, please.

Yeah.

I'm gonna go change real quick, okay?

-Mm-hmm. -[Tiffany] Okay.

So, Angela, it's nice to meet you.

How do you guys know each other?

-We met in San Pancho. -We met in college.

[Tiffany] Oh.

[Ben] Hmm.

Um, I'm gonna get you a towel.

Okay. [chuckles]

[Ash] Yeah.

So, uh...

...tell me the truth here. What's going on, huh? [chuckles]

-What are you talking about? -Nah, I mean, you get the Hotel Costes playlist

and colorful orbs by the pool.

COVID excuse. I think something's going on here.

-Or maybe some people just know how to have fun. Okay? -I know.

I think there's probably something going on here more than fun.

You mean why are friends swimming?

[Ash] Hey, guys. I just don't think tonight's gonna be

a good night for trivia, all right?

Oh, hot tub. Hey.

What do you mean, man?

-Yeah, uh-- -We live for trivia night. Come on.

-Hey, man, let's just go inside and I'll roll that joint. -[Tiffany] Thank you.

-I haven't hot tubed in years, uh... -All right.

You're really gonna like this one. It's, uh,

some atrium afternoon chop.

[inaudible chatter]

And cheers. [soft chuckle]

So, who's the man that's gonna turn into a pig that's gonna ruin your life?

[Angela] Well, I haven't been in a relationship in a long time

and I don't really believe in monogamy.

Besides, I'm not just into men.

What does that mean?

[Angela] I mean, why should we only exchange energy

with one person our entire life?

It doesn't make sense.

-No offense. -Oh, please, you can't offend me.

-You met my husband. -[chuckles]

So, do you wish you had slept with more people before you got married?

Okay. Are you having a midlife crisis?

Yes, of course. Obviously, I wish I'd slept with more people.

[soft laughter]

Hey, well, as long as you're alive,

there's always the option to make a different choice.

-Is that an invitation? -[soft laughter]

Yes.

God. God, I just love girl energy.

I needed this so bad. Boys are so gross. You have no idea.

-I do. -No, you have a baby.

Wait until he's teenager and there's cum in all of his socks.

Then he has to wear 'em.

-Girls are softer. -[soft laughter]

I'm just gonna get back inside and change into something.

-So, how was the trip? -[Ben] So, who is that chick? She's fine as fuck.

Um, yo, man, I, I told you she's--

Dude, what you said before was bullshit,

'cause you both said different things.

-[Angela] Hey. -[Ben] Hey, hey.

-[Angela] Hi. -[Ash] Yeah.

Yeah, we met in San Pancho.

Dude, what are you getting into, man?

Please, please, please,

make my terrible, boring life exciting.

I, I don't know, man. Look, listen,

I, I don't even know if I can deliver, but I'll tell you this,

if you guys don't go, I don't stand a chance.

Like, come on, man. No.

You know that Tiff doesn't let me smoke at home.

All right.

I'll get you high...

...but then you guys need to bounce.

[clears throat] Isn't it-- it's, uh, chilly, huh?

Trips have always saved us, you know, from murder,

-not from attempting, just from actually accomplishing it. -[laughter]

You guys seem like you really like each other,

but I mean, it-- aren't you freezing?

You know, you guys seem happy, too.

Things aren't always what they seem.

[yawning] You know what?

Wow, just got so tired.

I think we're just gonna call it a night.

Are you okay? You are acting so weird.

[Ben] Hey, so, I was wondering when I'm gonna get paid.

-I, uh... -It's like 20K. I mean, we shook on it.

You'll get paid when I get paid.

Well, that deal, it, it fell through.

You gotta let that go.

You still owe me cash, man.

This isn't the Ben Williams scholarship

for stoners. [chuckles]

Listen, man. There should have been language in the contract

-for a kill fee. -Who agrees to a deal

with one lump sum at the end anyway?

[soft tense music]

I did the work, bro. You, you owe me 20K whether you get paid or not.

Okay, listen... [clears throat] don't worry about it.

It'll be taken care of, but just do me a solid,

don't bring this up tonight.

-I am gonna get a refill. -Shh, Kai's sleeping, dude.

What the fuck? I, I'll meet you outside.

[music continues]

[ice cubes clatter]

-Hey. -Hey.

[Ash quietly] Babe, come here.

We need to meet right now.

Um, they need to go now.

I, I'm trying. Tiffany's suspicious.

Okay, so is Ben, but they need to go, like, fucking now.

Like, now.

-You took the Viagra already. -Well, I just thought it was the right time

-because you got-- -[shushes] Okay, let's just problem solve, what do we do?

-I gotta empty it like-- -It's too hard.

-Is that even safe? -I'll go jerk off. What the fuck I supposed to do?

-I dunno. -Yeah, but that's why young people don't take Viagra.

-Dude, what's with the massive boner? -[both] Shh.

[both] The baby.

What the fuck leaving me outside all by myself!

Wow, Ash, how's it going?

[yaws] You guys...

-[yawns] -I'm so tired. Um,

-what-- I think we're just gonna call it a night. -Yeah. [chuckles]

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, let's go.

We should probably let them rest.

-[laughs] -God, I wish I needed to rest like that.

You guys leaving so soon?

-Oh, yeah, they, um... -[chuckles]

-...they have something more in, so, yeah. Okay. -Thing.

-[Tiffany] Yeah. -[awkward laughter]

-Nice to meet you. -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Hey, man, in our orgy fantasies,

-it's you, man. -Thanks.

And judging by that baseball pad in your pants,

I'm pretty sure you can make that happen.

-[Ash] Mm-hmm. -Hey...

Hey, we can stick around.

Do you know what? There was a brief moment.

But, Ben, you fucked it up like you always do.

-I am so sorry. We are leaving. Good night. -Okay.

Hey, don't forget you owe me 20K.

-Get out. -I sent you an invoice this week.

What about 20K?

[Ben] Oh, shit.

She doesn't know?

Um...

They're returning the product, it never hit the shelf.

What?

They killed the deal.

There's no money coming in.

They called me yesterday. I've been trying to figure out how to tell you.

You had Ben do the contract?

[Ben] You're not better than me, Mags.

-Seriously, fuck off. I'm a great lawyer. -[Ash] Okay.

Listen, listen, I just, I didn't wanna ask you,

I didn't wanna ask your dad. I didn't wanna ask the company lawyer. Okay?

I really wanted to do this one on my own.

D-- okay. Well, you, you can get them for breach of contracts,

for, for not paying you on time. You, you know that, right, Ash?

[soft tense music continues]

Can you just stop judging me for 30 seconds?

Everything that I do is, is wrong to you.

I mean, you think I was trying to fuck this up?

-Dude, you are a fucked-- -Hey.

[both] You shut the fuck up.

-What is wrong-- -Hi, everyone.

-Hi. Oh. -How was trivia night?

-Oh, it so good. -[Ash] It was good.

So good. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

[Tiffany] Goodnight.

-Okay. Get out, you guys. Get the fuck out. -Right. Okay.

-Right, go. -Thanks, motherfucker. Get out.

-[Ben] Adiós. -Yeah, see ya.

[door closes]

You put that 30 in the deal terms, right?

-How long ago did you sign? -Mags, stop trying to solve the problem, okay?

-But we could have our lawyers look at it... -Mags, just--

-Mags. -...or breach of contract

-or we could sue them for-- -Mags.

[shaky breath] Stop trying to fix everything.

I don't understand how you got yourself in this situation.

Keep blaming me for this like it's my fault.

Okay, they fucked me over. What do you not understand?

-This is my first fucking client. -This isn't about the money.

It's about how you operate in the world.

You take no responsibility and you feel so fucking sorry for yourself.

-You blame me for everything. -And you blame everyone else.

You tell me what to do all the time, every day.

I'm not your fucking assistant. I don't fucking work for you.

You are exactly like your dad.

I am nothing like my dad.

Don't say that.

You can't take that back.

So you're not impatient? Totally fucking entitled,

and completely emotionally abusive?

Is that what you really think of me?

I bet everything on this business-- [sniffles]

Why can't you just be there for me? Okay.

Just for, like, 30 seconds instead of always pointing out what I do wrong.

[somber music]

I'm literally trying to help you.

Why do you always have to make me the bad guy?

Do you know how much I take care of?

Do you think I like working for my dad,

who, by the way, is emotionally abusive?

Do you have any idea what I have given up

so that you can pursue your dreams?

You don't think I carry the weight of that

into every conversation that I have every day?

So, well...

[music continues]

[sighs]

[Kai crying]

-[clicks tongue] -[soft grunt]

-[gasps] -[softly] I'll get him.

Are, are you okay?

-I can total-- -No, no, it's late.

Just please, please stay.

-Stay. Okay? I gotta-- Please stay. Okay. -Okay.

-[Kai continues crying] -[footsteps receding]

[door opens]

-[door closes] -[birds chirping]

[Mags sighing]

[muted]

[spits]

I wasn't trying--

I know that you, you never "try" to...

-I just, I feel like I handle-- -That you do so much

and you handle so much and I handle so little

and everything I do, I do it wrong.

I, I know, I know.

Do you really hate me?

Sometimes.

You know, I'm not the way

you have me made out to be in your head.

I know.

Because I feel the same way.

I'm still here because...

[sighs]

...when it's, when it was good...

...when we were good...

...we were really great. [bitter laugh]

-[deep breath] -[somber music]

Something I wanted.

[exhales] I...

-I think we have to forget about our threesome fantasies. -[both chuckle]

I feel like she gave me permission to be a version of myself

I actually really liked.

I really liked that version too.

[Angela] Mags, Ash?

-[both clear throat] -[mumbles inaudibly]

Hey, uh, I don't wanna interrupt,

but I have to go.

I just wanted to say thank you so much

for letting me stay with you guys.

[softly] Yeah.

Thanks for seeing a different side of me.

I really needed that.

-[moans] Get in here, Ash. -Oh.

-[laughter] -Hey, all right.

Mm.

All right. Well, that's my Uber.

[both chuckle]

[suitcase rolling]

W-- wait.

[gentle music]

[both giggle]

[both giggle]

[both kissing]

[soft moan]

Stop. Stop!

[exhales]

[zipper sliding]

-Are you okay? -[Mags] Yeah, I just gotta--

-Just relax. -[Mags] Okay, I just gotta breathe.

-I want you to enjoy yourself. -[Mags] Okay, okay.

[both giggle]

[heavily breathing]

[chuckling]

-[women moaning] -[laughs]

[exhaling]

[soft melancholic music]

[muted]

[moaning, panting]

[gasps] Oh-oh.

O-- Om Jai Jagdish.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Om Jai Jagdish.

Wait, what's Om Jai Jagdish?

Um, it's our, our code word.

No, no. She means our safe word.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I'm, I'm, um...

I'm fine. I'm fine. No, no. No, no, uh...

You do you. [chuckles]

As you were.

[sighs]

[giggles]

[sighing]

[sighs deeply]

[lighter clicks]

That didn't go how I expected to go at all.

Me neither.

I'm sorry.

[lighter clicks]

Actually...

...I'm not sorry.

It feels good to do something for me once in a while.

[clears throat]

So you started smoking again?

I've been smoking. Two years.

I started after Kai was born, when I was done breastfeeding.

That time we lost the nanny and then...

-I just kind of smoke every time I'm stressed out. -[clears throat]

Hey, so, um...

...if you need to call your dad's lawyers

to help me get outta this shit, I, I, I get it.

You know, I'm, I'm an idiot. So, uh...

No. No you're not.

You got this.

-Is that passive-aggressive? -No.

No. You're a grown man and...

...can figure your own stuff out.

I'm gonna stop getting some of your shit.

[birds chirping]

[soft gentle music]

You know...

...as hard as it is being me...

...I can see how it's probably really hard being you.

So, um...

-...you gonna leave me for a woman? -[both chuckle]

I don't think so.

Not today, at least.

[laughter]

-We should probably go. -Yeah.

Hey.

Um...

...I see everything that you do.

And... I am not built like you.

[chuckles]

But I'm gonna do more.

I'm gonna be better.

That'd be nice...

...'cause I'm, I'm tired.

I'm really tired.

-[Ash] Come on, Kai. -[Kai] Seven.

[Ash] You ready, buddy? Hey.

-One, two, three, up. Oh! -[Kai babbling]

-[Kai] Mommy. -[Ash] Come on, Kai-Kai.

[Ash grunts]

-What are you doing? -[clears throat]

Ah, booking a trip to Thailand.

I'm, I'm just kidding.

[chuckles] Thank God. I, I wasn't so sure for a second.

[chuckles awkwardly, clears throat]

Thanks for seeing me.

You mean watching you?

-[both giggles] -No.

-Let's-- stop. -[sighs]

Come on. How was it?

Uh, tell me about it.

-You're curious? -Yeah, I wanna hear all about it.

Babe, you were right there. [chuckles]

[Ash] Yeah, I was right there. I was right there.

-[Mags chuckles] -Yeah. I... [continues inaudibly]

[both laughing]

[upbeat song in Spanish]

["You and Me (ft. Pana Black)" by Sr Ortegon"]

♪ Yo, listen up ♪

[singing in Spanish]

♪ I see that girl in the club I crush on her ♪

♪ I feel to dance cha-cha ♪

[singing in Spanish]

♪ She really got me crazy ♪

[singing in Spanish]

♪ I gonna be with her ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ Are looking for someone to make us feel good ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ Are ready for action for more satisfaction ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

[singing in Spanish]

♪ She really got me crazy ♪

[singing in Spanish]

♪ I gonna be with her ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ Are looking for someone to make us feel good ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ Are ready for action for more satisfaction ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ Are looking for someone to make us feel good ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ Are ready for action for more satisfaction ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪