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Oh, hey,
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you guys, guess
what part of my body
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I nicknamed pink Floyd?
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Shut up.
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Well, Jackie thought
it was cute.
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Well, Jackie's not here anymore.
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I was over at Jackie's
this morning.
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She is so down.
It's really depressing.
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She's taking the breakup
pretty hard, huh?
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Cool.
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Shut up, man.
You cried like a baby.
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Whoa, I did not cry.
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I had something in my eye.
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For a week?
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I have allergies, all right?
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Is it so wrong to feel?
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Anyway, Jackie's, like,
in really bad shape.
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So, kelso, now that
you and Jackie
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are no longer an item...
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Um, I can ask her out, right?
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What? No.
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Since when do you like Jackie?
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Yeah, Fez, I don't think
that's a good idea.
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Yeah, Fez man,
that's a bad idea.
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Jackie's on the rebound
right now.
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Why don't you just
give her a break?
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What?
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Since when do you like Jackie?
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All right, does everybody
here now like Jackie?
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I still don't.
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Well, thank you, Eric.
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Fez, Hyde's just saying
that Jackie's really
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vulnerable right now.
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Yes, so I must move fast
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before she gets
her self-esteem back.
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Yeah, you can't blame
her for being down.
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After all, I did dump her.
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Actually, she dumped you.
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Hey, I don't like
to get into specifics.
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Oh, go tell it on the mountain.
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Nothing will stop me from
asking Jackie on a date.
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Not even ninjas.
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Stan d back.
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I want Jackie, and no
one will stop me.
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You cannot have Jackie.
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I will disable you with
my cat-like swiftness.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Hiyaa!
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Fez.
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What?
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Go ahead, Fez. Ask Jackie out.
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She won't go 'cause
you're foreign,
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but go ahead and ask.
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You're damn right I will.
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Hiyaa.
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J' hangin' out j'
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j' down the street j'
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j' the same old thing j'
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j' we did last week j'
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j' not a thing to do j'
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j' but talk to you j'
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j' we're all all right j'
j' we're all all right j'
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hello, Wisconsin!
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No, Laurie,
I am not giving you $15
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for new hot rollers.
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Straight hair is not
the end of the world.
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Actually, mom, Laurie's
world is a lot smaller
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and much more shallow
than the average person's.
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Come on, mom. Curls are
important for my self-esteem.
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Oh, you know what else
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might be good
for your self-esteem?
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Not being the village whore.
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Are you trying to start
something with me, little boy?
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Because while
you have to go to work,
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all I have to do is sit around
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and think up ways to hurt you.
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Oh, I don't know.
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As village whore, I'd think
your day's all full up.
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Shut up!
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Ha! I win.
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You're both wrong, so can it.
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You're dead.
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Ooh, I'm... I'm so scared.
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Kitty...
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You remember that little, uh,
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French restaurant downtown?
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Frenchie's?
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The one and only.
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I made reservations for tonight.
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Forman, party of two.
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Well, now, this is so
spontaneous of you, red.
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You haven't been reading
my cosmo, have you?
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Come on, kitty, we'll
get all dressed up.
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You can even wear
my mother's necklace.
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The necklace, yay.
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Come on, Eric,
we're gonna be late.
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Bye, mom.
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Bye, honey.
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Oh, this is awful.
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Come on, mom. French food's
not that bad.
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Just order pommes frites.
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They're French fries, you know?
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No, honey, the necklace.
I don't have it anymore.
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Really? What'd you do with it?
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Nothing.
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I said nothing.
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Mom, did you gamble
the necklace away?
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Okay, stop it, Laurie.
I'll make you get a job.
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Bye.
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Okay, Fez.
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Asking Jackie out is
a big opportunity for you.
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And if she says no, don't cry.
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Just be witty and polite.
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Stick to the script.
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And most importantly,
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speak slowly and enunciate.
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Hello.
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Hello, Jackie, how
are you doing today?
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I am fine. Nice weather
lately, huh?
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Would you like to go out
to dinner with me tonight?
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Okay.
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Wait, who is this?
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It's me, Fez.
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Okay.
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I just thought that
since you and kelso
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are no longer dating...
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How is Michael doing?
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Uh, fine, I guess.
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Actually, he seems dumber.
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Well, you know what,
that's great.
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'Cause I'm doing fine, too.
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Just fine.
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Well, if you are fine,
then I'm dandy.
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You... you and me, fine
and dandy.
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Did you hang up?
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Pick you up at 8:00?
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Fine.
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Dan dy.
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Okay.
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I'm all ready, so let's go.
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Wow, you look great.
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And you look sharp
yourself, so let's go.
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Hey, weren't you going to
wear my mother's necklace?
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Here it is.
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Doesn't it look nice?
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I tuck it in so I won't lose it.
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So, let's hit the road.
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Well, you know,
that didn't really
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look like the one
that she gave you.
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Well, sure it does.
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It looks just like it
because it is it.
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Now look who's getting old.
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Doesn't even remember what
necklace his mother gave me.
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So, let's move it out.
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Boy, Laurie, you really
liked that hot dog.
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You didn't even chew it.
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Oh, hey, Hyde,
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father's day is coming up.
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Shouldn't you practice
saying hi, are you my daddy?
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Oh, by the way, Laurie,
the surgeon general called.
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He wanted you to stop
hoarding all the penicillin.
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You know, when you're in prison,
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your bad table manners will
probably just be a turn-on
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for some guy named tank.
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Oh, well, maybe when you're
there for a conjugal visit,
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you can ask him
to take it easy on me.
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Oh, yeah, well...
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Nice hair.
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Oh, Laurie.
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Are you all out of put-downs?
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Yeah, I guess
I'm having an off day.
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Even Eric burned me.
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Eric burned you?
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You are totally lame.
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I know, isn't
that pathetic? Eric.
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What about me?
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Speaking of
the spindly-armed devil.
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What's so path etic?
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Nothing.
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At least nothing we can
share with you, gomer.
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Oh, yeah, well...
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Nice hair.
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What?
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So, Jackie, how's your
very expensive dinner?
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Mmm.
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It's great.
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And I'm not replacing
Michael with food.
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Are you going to finish that?
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Oh, that's okay.
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You know this restaurant
is very well known
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for their
very expensive dinners,
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but for you it's...
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Pass the butter.
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Ah, the butter.
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That reminds me
of an amusing anecdote.
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Well, the other day,
I was in the basement...
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Was Michael there?
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Yes, anyways...
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He is such a jerk.
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Yes, anyways, back
to my amusing anecdote.
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Well, the other day,
I was tying my shoe...
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Mmm, ask first!
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Fez, I am so glad I came
out with you tonight.
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Really?
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I was starving.
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So, what happened?
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Did you kiss her?
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'Cause I'll kill you
if you kissed her.
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Oh, no, I didn't
want to kiss her.
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I wanted to give her a napkin.
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There was not a moment
when she did not have
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a face full of food.
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I was disgusted.
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Really?
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Hey, all is forgiven, buddy.
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Okay, fine, Hyde.
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You don't want to tell me
what Laurie said about me?
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I'm fine with that.
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I'm telling you, man.
She didn't say anything.
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Uh-huh.
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Right.
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Because, I mean, that's
what Laurie's known for.
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Not saying bitchy things.
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Hey, Hyde. What did
Laurie say about Eric?
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I'll tell you later,
man. It's so bad.
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Funny, but bad.
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Okay, you got nothing.
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Huh? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I got nothing.
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Okay, fine. I don't care.
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She told you about
summer camp, right?
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Fine.
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They called me Dr. Pee pee.
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I couldn't sleep on the top bunk
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and I was 10, so...
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You know, who cares, I'm
Dr. Pee pee. I'm...
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Dr. Pee pee.
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Dr. Pee pee.
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You are so Dr. Pee pee.
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Oh, really.
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Big chief brown bottom.
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I'm sorry. Sorry, man, sorry.
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Just... everyone shut up.
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Hey, how was dinner?
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Fine.
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Except your father
wouldn't shut up about
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that stupid necklace.
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Look, kitty, obviously
something's going on here.
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So why don't you just
tell me what it is?
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Did you lose it?
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Did you lend it to somebody?
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Then what the hell happened?
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I hawked it, okay?
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I hawked it, I pawned it,
I hawked it.
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You pawned my dead
mother's necklace?
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Yes.
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And I'm not sorry 'cause we
got groceries for it.
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So, I'm not sorry.
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I'm not sorry, and
I don't feel bad.
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Oh, Eric, I feel so bad.
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Mom, you feel bad?
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Laurie told everyone
about Dr. Pee pee.
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Oh, honey, that's not so bad.
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That's cute.
267
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,828
Oh, please, I have told that
story to so many...
268
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,706
Mom!
269
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:39,128
I didn't tell that story
to anybody.
270
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:48,012
So, then, after I finished
putting all my pictures
271
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,139
of Michael in my
special Michael box,
272
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,518
I realized that I'm
so totally over him.
273
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,646
You liar.
274
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,398
Look at yourself.
275
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,793
If you keep stuffing your face
like this, you're gonna get...
276
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:04,112
Don't you dare
say it, you bitch.
277
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,198
Fat.
278
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,211
Yep, I've almost
finished my fifth pie,
279
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:23,256
and I'm still
completely over Michael.
280
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,882
Don't.
281
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,467
Stop.
282
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,010
Wait.
283
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,512
Mmm.
284
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,306
Blueberry.
285
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,184
Hmm.
286
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,354
I'm feeling kind of weird.
287
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,360
Oh, no, what's happening to me?
288
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,620
Oh, my god. Oh, goodness.
289
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,707
Oh, gracious, oh, my!
290
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,960
No more pie for you.
291
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:05,673
Okay, let's go, Jackie.
292
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,927
No! Aah! Unh!
293
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,098
Sure.
294
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,767
Suck it in, Jackie.
295
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,479
Oh, my god, Donna, I'm scared.
296
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,189
I have to control myself.
297
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,567
Okay, well, then let's start by
you handing Donna the jerky.
298
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,778
Back off, you Amazon.
299
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:31,032
Look, I just need more time.
300
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:32,742
Okay, you slapping my hand
301
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,052
when I tried to take your jerky
302
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,329
is something
a fat girl would do.
303
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,748
Oh!
304
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,879
Okay, Laurie? I know
what you told Hyde.
305
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,756
What are you talking
about, loser?
306
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,258
The camp story, Dr. Pee pee.
You're dead.
307
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,385
What's going on?
308
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,679
Shh, pretend it's TV.
309
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,264
Okay.
310
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,617
Well, I know some pretty
horrible things
311
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,226
about you, too, little lady.
312
00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,644
Fellas...
313
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,855
Laurie here waxes her lips,
legs, eyebrows,
314
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,150
toes, and shoulder blades.
315
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,861
In the fifth grade,
316
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,821
Eric sent away for
the Charles atlas kit
317
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,908
'cause a girl kicked
sand in his face.
318
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,870
You stuffed in high school.
So did you.
319
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,375
Last year Laurie used all of
her birthday money
320
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,169
to buy a back massager.
321
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:28,548
Which isn't fooling
anyone, by the way.
322
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,301
Well...
323
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,188
That's not as bad as
when I walked in on you
324
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:37,223
in bed with your Dorothy hamill
poster, and you were all...
325
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,725
Laurie was born with a tail!
326
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,852
What? Ahh!
327
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,106
Yeah, Laurie was
born with a tail!
328
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,901
I hate you!
329
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,709
It's true.
330
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,967
Okay, red.
331
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,553
I'm very sorry
I pawned that necklace.
332
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,138
That's okay.
333
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,241
I've been thinking about it,
and it's no big deal.
334
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:23,144
Let's just let
bygones be bygones.
335
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,938
What do you say, pretty lady?
336
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,030
What'd you do?
337
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,366
A few months ago, I pawned the
pocketwatch your dad gave me.
338
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,868
So we're even.
339
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,411
Let's just get on
with our lives.
340
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,580
Oh, red, how could you?
341
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,874
Well, kitty...
342
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,835
Who the hell needs
a damn pocketwatch?
343
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,378
What time is it?
344
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,006
I don't know.
I'll check my pocket.
345
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,883
See what I mean?
That's just stupid.
346
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,301
Oh, red.
347
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,471
And I pawned the lawn mower
and Eric's old phonograph player
348
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,307
and... snow blower.
349
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,601
We had a snow blower?
350
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,771
Actually, it was Bob's.
351
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,566
Well, why'd you get
so mad at me?
352
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,443
I got mad at myself.
353
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,196
Look, it's the man's job
to support the family.
354
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,865
And if he can't do that,
it's the man's job
355
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:22,161
to pawn the things to feed the
family that he can't support!
356
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,624
Okay.
357
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,627
Okay.
358
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:41,180
You know, Bob's been looking
for that snow blower.
359
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,891
Yeah, I know, kitty.
360
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:46,477
And believe you me...
361
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:50,523
I'm running out of stories.
362
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,821
So what you're saying is
I slept with the devil?
363
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:02,076
Exactly.
364
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:07,415
She told me it was a birthmark.
365
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,291
It is a birthmark.
366
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,586
From where they cut off
her tail at birth.
367
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,258
Guys, I'm actually starting to
feel a little bad about this.
368
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,052
Yeah. It is not right to reveal
other people's secrets.
369
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,389
I'm going to have to agree
with Dr. Pee pee on this one.
370
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,894
Hello, boys.
371
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,813
And how are you, Michael?
372
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,231
Well, not so good.
373
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,567
I just got some very
disturbing news.
374
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,737
Well, I hope
you're very unhappy.
375
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,405
Fez, can I talk to you?
376
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,824
Yes.
377
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,120
Okay, Fez, I just want to
thank you for last night.
378
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,414
I know I wasn't
my supercute self.
379
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,916
And I'm sorry.
380
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,335
But you're a really good friend.
381
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,463
But, Jackie, I was hoping
perhaps we could be
382
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,798
more than friends.
383
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,427
Well, hope Springs eternal, Fez.
384
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,555
How about if you just keep
worshipping me from afar...
385
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,891
And stay available.
386
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,727
Just in case.
387
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,855
You would do that for me?
388
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,817
That's a sweet deal.
389
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,736
Should we kiss on it?
390
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,071
Sure.
391
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,867
Bye.
392
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,453
All right, that's it.
You're dead!
393
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,623
H iyaaa!
394
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:52,895
Sweet dreams, Dr. Pee pee.
395
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:05,115
Oh, yeah.
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