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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) My cousin's with us.

For real, this is my real cousin.

I know I have, like, multiple cousins.

This is Javier.

¿Cómo estás, Javier?

He doesn't speak English.

He just came here.

¡Hola, Javier!

Nah, it's Cuban garbage.

Go ahead and throw that out the window real quick.

This is my cousin from Colombia.

This is pure-breed Colombian blood.

¿Cómo estás, hermano?

¿Qué más?

¿Cómo estás, primo?

Primo mío.

Primo de sangre.

He doesn't speak English, though, okay, dude?

Do you mind if I put my cigarette out in your eye?

Real quick, though.

Whoa!

Don't, dude!

Okay, I thought you were going to do something bad.

Can I have that back real quick?

Come on, I need my oral fixation, dude.

Okay, fine.

Anyway, so let's start looking and hopefully we can get something.

Where?

Who?

Oh, yeah, dude.

I love those older ladies.

Yeah, dude.

Linda, dude.

Yeah, very linda, dude.

Look at these three 15-year-olds right here.

Nice, dude.

Oh, yeah, dude.

Nice.

How about a construction worker?

That's more my style.

Oh, yeah?

How about this right here?

¿Quieres un vieja, dude?

Carolina.

Carolina.

¿Qué pasa?

¿Cómo estás?

Gracias.

Dude, thanks for throwing tuna in my eye.

Anyway...

Ready to do some anal?

I'm just kidding.

Mira...

What happened?

You speak English?

A little bit.

Very badly.

That's better.

It's better you don't speak it at all because then I can take full

advantage of you.

You know what I mean?

Great.

OK.

Él es mi primo.

Javier.

Hola, Javier.

Good.

He doesn't speak English either.

Él no habla mucho inglés tampoco.

Perfect.

Yeah, that's good, right?

Great.

Wonderful.

Carolina, ¿cuántos años tienes?

How old are you?

25.

25.

And...

wait, how old?

¿Qué?

26.

26 cocks stuffed in.

I can get away with anything, can't I?

I can say whatever I want.

Yo voy a decir lo que quiero decir, ¿cierto?

Wait, I mean...

OK, mira, este es un documentario sobre su vida.

Sobre tú.

OK?

So...

OK, wait.

Eres de México, ¿cierto?

Sí.

Yo no hablo español muy bien.

Hablas bien.

OK, I'll talk really bad.

OK, so you're from Mexico.

That's where tamales come from, right?

Los tamales son de México, ¿cierto?

Sí.

OK, great.

Las pingas también.

Wait, no.

They have hot peppers, right?

Down there to put in the butt?

Sí.

So, I like Mexico way, ¿vato?

Sí.

But you don't really...

You don't talk like gangster Mexican, do you?

No.

Como los gangsters.

Tú no hablas así, ¿cierto?

¿Cómo se dice?

¿Los picantes?

Los mexicanos.

Ya, chale, güey.

Órale, vato.

Can we stick a big cock in your ass?

Yeah, man, let's do that shit, Simón.

Puro ricochet.

Yeah, she's very cute.

Me gusta.

So, you model, what, swimsuits?

Ah, perdón.

Thank you.

Thank you, primo mío.

Sí, para vestidos de baño y para...

Sí.

So, has it ever happened that you went on a photo shoot or something

like that and then the director just got you naked and then did you

or anything like that?

Has nothing like that ever happened before?

No.

Great.

Yo voy a hablar en inglés por un poco, ¿okay?

Okay, great.

Just answer whatever you can answer.

Okay, great.

Yo voy a hablar en inglés, okay, dude?

Okay, listo.

¿Nosotros podemos hablar en español?

No, para nada.

No, you can talk to him, that's fine, whatever.

¿Puedo hablar con él?

Sure, whatever.

Anyway, so, what I was saying is that...

So, you do modeling and stuff like that.

¿Fuiste a colegio, a escuela?

Sí.

Studied what?

Pole smoking?

Actuación.

Oh, yeah?

What did you do there?

No.

What did you study?

Oh, that's a great job to do.

Yeah, dude, really.

Do you want to administer something else?

We can administer something to you if you want.

How does that sound?

Great, wonderful.

Let's do that next.

Okay, great.

So, when was the last time...

¿Tú no tienes novio?

You don't have a boyfriend?

No, not yet, right now.

Pero raro, ¿cierto?

Porque te vives en la playa.

No, tú no vives allá, ¿cierto?

¿Dónde vive en México?

Where do you live in Mexico?

In the little prostitute areas where they have the little call girls and stuff

like that.

Yeah, it's okay, don't worry about it.

Everything will be fine.

Solo tú tienes que decir, okay.

Great, wonderful.

Let's...

Let's play a little game real quick.

Yo voy a hablar y solamente tú tienes que decir, okay, yes.

Yes.

Okay, great.

So, when was the last time you had multiple partners on the dance floor?

Uh-huh.

Okay, great.

When was the last time you took ecstasy and then had the big rod

shoved in your butt?

Okay.

How about we do that right now?

Uh-huh.

Great, okay, wonderful.

We're getting somewhere.

I love this.

How about you take off all your clothes?

I'm loving this, this is a lot of fun.

Sanchez says...

Yeah, dude, she's totally not easy to work with or anything.

Look at this.

Mira, es que nosotros van a pagarte para las preguntas, okay?

Listo.

Y solamente tienes que, tú sabes, dar los respuestos...

Respuestas?

Sí, honestas, okay?

Listo, perfecto.

Okay.

What are we going to pay her, dude?

20 bucks.

Okay, that sounds good.

How about 20 dollars?

20 whole American dollars.

For a little anal, a little vaginal, a little oral.

Okay.

Okay, that's good, there you go, wonderful.

Yeah, 20 dollars, that's a lot of money.

Mucho.

That's a lot of money in Mexico.

Yeah, that's a lot of money in Mexico.

That's like three times the amount or something.

Do you like sex?

Obviously.

¿Te gusta el sexo?

It's okay, dude, you're going to have to put that window down.

¿Te gusta el sexo?

Okay, great.

¿Qué tipo de sexo?

¿Te gusta cuando los...

You like when people poop in your mouth?

No lo sé.

I don't think she understood that one, dude.

You like it when guys shit in your mouth?

¿Te gusta?

Mucha chinga en tu boca.

¿Te gusta cuando los hombres hagan el poop en la boca?

Ew, dude!

That's gross!

No, en serio.

¿Tú entiendes que estoy diciéndote?

¿Te gusta?

En Alemania, la gente encanta.

En todo el mundo.

Wait, wait, you love everything?

Okay, how about three guys and a camera?

¿Tres hombres y una cámara?

Con uno.

Okay, listo.

Great, that's cool.

¿Nunca hiciste algo con tres personas?

¿Cuatro personas y una?

There's always room, there's always time to try everything new, you know.

En otros cuartos, sí.

I'm sorry, I didn't understand that.

What do you mean?

¿Qué cosa?

En otros cuartos, sí.

¿Cómo qué cuartos?

Todos, cogiendo.

¿Dónde?

¿Fuiste a algún sitio así?

¿Sí?

Okay, so you're a horny little biatch.

Let me understand this properly.

Okay, great.

¿Eres muy libre sexualmente?

You're very free sexually.

That's because you're Latin.

Mexicans are usually pretty hoey.

Okay, great.

All the Mexicans we know are pretty much hoes.

Wouldn't you agree?

Alright, great.

Let's just jump into it.

Give me some money, dude.

Okay, let's have some money.

Dame plata, dude.

Give me some cash.

Mira, vamos a jugar un juego.

¿Sí?

Sí, está bien.

Sí, okay.

Mira, toma los veinte dólares.

Pero mira.

Quiero que te muestres algo a mis amigos.

A mi gente.

A mi raza.

Yeah, show me something, dude.

Nice, dude.

There it is.

There it is.

We have some tits.

Wonderful.

Here you go.

You can take that.

Oblivious completely.

There we go.

Yeah, you can take that off.

You don't need that.

Great.

Wonderful.

Okay, there we go.

And let's see.

Yeah, go ahead and put that away.

When was the last time you got pounded?

Okay, great.

Bye, babe black man.

There you go.

Okay, great.

¿Qué tipo de hombres te gustan?

En serio.

¿Chinos?

You like guys like this?

You like guys like that?

¿Y este?

Yeah, why don't we feed her some of that?

Si no hubiera estado ahí, no me mataría contigo.

Seguro.

¿Y con este?

Thanks, dude.

¿Y con Ugly?

Menos loco que tú.

What's wrong with me?

Tú estás muy loco.

I am not loco.

No, I'm fine.

Trust me.

I'm very normal.

En serio.

Quiet.

Okay, I'll start talking like this.

Entonces, la última vez que tú tenía un novio...

No, okay.

Okay, last time you had a boyfriend.

La última novia que tú tenía.

¿Qué pasa?

¿Qué era la cosa más rara que te hiciste?

¿Qué?

Wonderful.

Great.

Fantastic.

Great answer.

Next question.

No.

What was the...

You okay, dude?

¿Qué era la cosa más loco que te hiciste en tu vida?

What is the most craziest thing that you did?

¿Qué te hizo, hiciste en tu vida?

El amor.

Great.

Wonderful.

I'm bored with that already.

Why don't you go sit up there with her?

Siete allá.

Está bien, ¿sí?

¿Cierto?

Yo quiero.

Pero mírame.

¿Está bien?

No hay problema.

She already said she thought you were attractive.

Let me just take that, dude.

Throw that up there.

We don't need that shit anymore.

So, can you give me like a sexy pose?

Una posición sexy.

Sexy.

Whenever you're ready, just go do it.

Go ahead, whenever you're ready.

I'm waiting on you.

Go ahead and do that real quick.

Dude, that is actually kind of sexy.

Okay, would you like to get married?

¿Quieres casarte?

¿Quieres casarte?

¿Cómo está?

Es muy fácil.

¿Por qué no lo quitamos?

take your pants off.

You know, like what you normally do.

When you're not working.

Or actually they do this when they're working too, right?

Nice.

There we go.

Look at that.

Here, can I see that?

What kind of material is that?

Wait, what?

Oh no, I'm not going to do anything to your money.

Here, let me see that real quick.

What kind of material is that?

Can you check that for me real quick, dude?

Nice, dude.

Yeah, what material is that?

Okay, great.

Eres muy bonita, ¿cierto?

Muy buena.

You're very, very buena.

Muy rica.

We'd like to stick multiple objects in your butt.

Can we do that?

Okay, great.

Sí, está bien.

Okay, great.

Dave needs big dick.

Okay, great.

Necesito un pipi grande.

Do you need big pipis?

Do you want to pee in front of...

Have you ever peed on somebody before?

Sí.

Okay, great.

Did I say that in Spanish or in English?

I'm like so confused now.

Great, wonderful.

Can we see your butt?

¿Puede ver su cola?

Ya, muéstreme, dude.

Muéstreme, dude.

Gracias, dude.

Okay, no puede ver nada.

Ah, there we go.

Yeah.

Take a bite out of that fucking peach, dude.

Let's see it.

Oh, yeah, dude.

That's fucking delicious.

Look at that.

Nice, ripe, Latina ass.

¿Cómo te sientes ahora?

Bien.

Great.

Wonderful.

You don't really care, do you, if we take your panties off?

Great.

Let's go ahead and take those panties off, dude.

Can we take them off?

Can we take your underwear off?

We've already paid you enough money.

Fifty bucks?

Okay, great.

Let me help you out.

Come on.

Nice, dude.

What kind of material is this?

¿Qué tipo de material es?

No, tranquila, dude.

Relax.

Oh, my God.

Dude, she almost bit me.

It's mine.

Búscalos.

Okay, great.

Put this down.

There it is.

Wonderful.

Is that good, baby?

You like that?

¿Te gustan?

Nice, dude.

Look at my cousin go, dude.

There's no stopping him.

Beautiful.

Enchilada.

Sabor a jalapeño.

Nice, dude.

Look at that.

Yeah, dude.

There it is.

There it is.

Here, give me one of these legs.

We'll just put this up here.

There we go.

Nice, dude.

Y acá es el inglés y acá es el español, ¿cierto?

Universal language and Spanish.

There we go.

Great.

Universal language means pound it in your ass until it's red and itchy and

you have a red ola.

Go ahead and roll over and get up there.

Great.

There it is.

She doesn't care either way, dude.

I knew you were certified when we picked you up.

There it is.

Yeah, just stick it in.

Yeah, Wonderful.

Look at that.

Look at the butt.

Hey, mira.

¿Quieres hacer algo con mi amigo?

You want to have some fun?

Yeah, you want to have some fun?

Yeah.

Okay, great.

Quita los manos.

Oh, yeah, dude.

There it is.

There it is.

Great, sweetie.

Ese verga es grande, Yeah, dude.

Your dick's bigger than her head is.

Nice.

Eat that shit.

Come on.

Mírame.

Mira la cámara.

Yeah, dude.

There you go.

It's not like I'm going to use it for anything.

Great.

Mira la cámara.

There you go, Biatch.

Wonderful.

¿Puedo tomar todo?

Pero mírame cuando te hagas.

Do it and look at me.

No.

Come on, dude.

Come on.

Just force her head down on that thing, dude.

Nice.

Yeah, just like that.

Eso.

Eso.

That's it.

Oh, yeah, dude.

Nice.

Give her a little skull love, dude.

There it is.

Give her a little skull love.

There it is.

Nice.

Yeah.

I, D-I, love, D-I, D-I, D

-I, love, cock.

Yeah, dude.

There it is.

Certified right there, dude.

Yeah.

Mira ahí, dude.

Oh, shit.

Mira esto.

Muy grande.

Look at that shit.

Eso es chiquito.

Come on, dude.

Eso es chiquito.

That's nothing.

Come on.

Are you crying?

Quiero ver los ojos.

Oh, nice.

One more.

Come on.

Cry for me, sweetie.

Una más.

Beautiful.

Muéstrame los ojos.

Oh, yeah.

Are you crying?

Lloralo, lloralo.

Nice, dude.

Yeah, spit on that fucking dick.

Yeah.

Hey, don't disrespect my friend's penis by spitting on it.

Okay, go and do that real quick.

Nice.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, dude.

Oh, yeah.

Get on there.

Nice.

Do you wanna fuck?

I'm sorry.

Oh, you do speak a little English, though.

Mira me.

D-I, one, two, get, my, pussy, stuffed.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, we'll do both holes.

Don't worry.

We never leave a hole undone.

We'll get to that later, though.

Don't worry about it.

Nice.

Quiero oerte.

There you go.

D-I.

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Oh yeah, dude.

De una, dude.

Colombiano style.

I'll get the most common dripping snatch.

Her Mexican Indian name would be, uh, Dripping Snatch?

Yes, that would be correct, sir.

That's a little bit of destruction in there.

Oh my god, dude, he wrecked her.

Me, Sanchez, you, Dripping Snatch.

Thank god for rear view mirrors, dude.

Why?

Because I can see everything.

You, Dripping Snatch.

Beautiful.

Here, I have an idea.

Pone los pies.

Pone los pies arriba.

There you go, Viatch.

Let's do it like this.

This is Colombian style.

This is how we give you the fucking chorizo.

Yeah, dude.

Eat that chorizo, Viatch.

There you go, bitch.

Nice.

Bounce, baby, bounce.

Bounce on that fucking dick like you are worth something, even though we all

know you're not.

Great.

Oh, yeah.

Nice.

Come on.

Como un caballo.

Fenderando.

And then, then, then, then, then, then, then.

Jackhammer style, yeah.

Yeah, smack her, dude.

Pegala.

Oh yeah, dude.

Pegala mas duro.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

There you go.

Let me help you out.

I'm gonna be a model when I grow up.

I'm gonna be a model when I grow up and I'll be really famous

and popular and people will love me.

Oh yeah, dude, here.

There it is.

Do it dude!

This is called the Colombian Skyhawk.

Colombian Skyhawk style.

There it is.

The Colombian Pussy Pound.

This is the way we do it in Colombia dude.

Last time I did a girl down there it was just like this.

Oh!

Wee!

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What do you mean by that?

Okay, the Reverse Crowbar you mean?

Do it like this.

Everything until.

When does this come out?

Yeah!

Continue until they popped out.

Woah!

You should have got it in my eye dude!

Can we make a deposit in your bank?

Do you want to do some anal?

Ow!

Oh!

Okay, let's do it.

Look.

Look, look, look, for more money.

Let's make a deposit in the bank.

Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.

Take a U-turn?

Yeah!

Woo!

Let's see it in the butt!

Levanta, dude!

Oh, she's getting fucking anal pounded, dude.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

Freak!

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

It's like a water freak, dude!

Sí, sí, sí!

The eye poppy!

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

Más duro?

Sí!

Sí, sí, sí!

Oh wow, I love it, it's so good, I like

it.

What are you doing?

Lift a leg, dude.

There you go.

Oh, it's so good.

Say it louder!

It's so good, it's delicious.

Oh, it's inside.

Oh, stop it, stop it.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Doma, doma!

Oh, wreck that model's guts, dude.

I'm too good to go out with guys on South Beach because I'm too

pretty.

Yeah, now you're too pretty with a dick in the ass.

Nice, dude.

You plastic biatches.

I guess this is the only way you guys learn, what's up?

Take it like a queen, there it is.

Enough, enough, enough.

Fishtucker dude.

The voice is coming out again, I can't control it.