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Honey, what are you doing?

I'm writing a story.

What kind of a story?

It's a fairytale.

Is that so?

Want me to read it to you?

Sure, honey.

I want to hear it.

Once upon a time there was a monster.

A monster?

I thought you were writing a fairytale.

He was a chicken monster.

A chicken monster?

Oh.

Everybody thinks he's bad, but he's not.

Oh, I like that.

Nobody likes him at first because they're scared,

but he becomes a hero in the end.

Oh, that sounds interesting.

Give Mommy a hug, so I can finish fixing dinner.

Oh, okay.

All right, finish your story.

I'm going to let Daddy read it.

When's he coming home?

He's teaching a class at the university.

He'll be home late.

How do you spell monster?

Yay, Daddy.

Tell you a story about Undertaker Zach

He killed his wife with a wack, wack, wack

His daughter started crying because her momma was dead

He shut her up by chopping off her head

How many chops did it take

How many hops can you make

One, two, three.

Yes, I'm about to break down the science

to all those who claim to be divine

Like your mom told you, never talk to strangers

They can only lead to danger

Because if you run into my man, Zach,

nine times out of 10, your ass ain't going to be back

Time to let me through reality

And if you follow me, it might result in one less fatality

Do you remember while walking home from school

While stories of him survived the ghost of a bull

You might get bitten by a werewolf or vampire bat

But even stuff like that, hell no

You know you was a fool

But at the same time, you know it scared the hell out of you

This is the rap about

Undertaker Zach

The Undertaker Zach will rip you

This is the rap about Undertaker Zach

Beware, The Embalmer will wreck you

Blood, he raises his thing

And he likes to pump pain with electricity gadgets and gizmos

But as hard as the key,

he's down for his family as long as he can keep

a fresh steady blood flow

This is the rap about Undertaker Zach

The Undertaker Zach will rip you

This is the rap about Undertaker Zach

Beware, The Embalmer will wreck you

This is the rap about Undertaker Zach

The Undertaker Zach will rip you

This is the rap about Undertaker Zach

Beware, The Embalmer will wreck you

This is the rap about Undertaker Zach

The Undertaker Zach will rip you

This is the rap about Undertaker Zach

Beware, The Embalmer will wreck you.

Tell you a story about Undertaker Zach.

He killed his wife with a wack, wack, wack.

His daughter started crying because her momma was dead.

He shut her up by chopping off her head.

How many chops did it take?

How many hops can you make?

That's sick.

It's been a while since I heard that one.

You used to sing that.

What happened to Abel, Mabel, and the Red Hot Peppers?

That's Jump Rope.

Oh.

I thought you had a sister.

Didn't she play hopscotch?

Yes, but I don't remember no hacking and whacking.

There's another verse, but I've forgotten it now.

It's like a folklore around here.

All the kids know about it.

Who?

Undertaker Zach.

He was a mortician who went crazy

and slaughtered his entire family with his scalpel.

Then he regretted it, so he embalmed them

with a special embalming fluid so he can keep them around.

Get out of here.

There's more.

He escaped from the asylum a few weeks later,

and the little girl who lived next door came up missing.

It was said that she wandered into the yard,

and Undertaker Zach got her

and embalmed her while she was still alive,

so his little daughter would have somebody to play with.

Yes, yes, yes.

The old lady on the corner is a witch, right?

Actually, the witch lived over there,

but she died a few years ago.

What?

Did Undertaker Zach get her, too?

No, her alligator ate her.

That reminds me of a cowman.

The cowman?

Yes.

When I was a kid, I spent a summer with some relatives in Iowa,

and they had this field in the back

of the house where the cowman lived.

He had a man's body with the cow's head.

He only came out when the moon was half full,

and if he caught you, he'd moo you to death.

That's so silly.

Now, wait a minute.

On the nights of the half-full moon,

my sister and I would place a pan of milk

outside our window just so he would leave us alone.

When we woke up in the morning, the milk would be gone.

Really?

He drank it?

I don't know.

There were a lot of hungry cats in the neighborhood, too.

Psych.

You had me believing it.

Yes, ma'am.

What's wrong?

I just got a chill.

That's it?

That's Undertaker Zach's house?

That's it?

It's all old and raggedy.

Why don't they just tear it down?

It's a historical structure or something like that.

Then why don't they fix it up and sell it?

Nobody wants to buy it.

It was his funeral parlor.

It was a stop on the Underground Railroad.

They say it has a maze, hidden passages, and secret rooms.

One day, a city inspector got lost

in the catacombs and was never seen again.

Hmm, scary.

They say it's still haunted by its presence.

I'd rather cross the street than walk in front of it.

Come on, let's go.

No.

It's funny how naive we were when we were kids.

Just like the cow man, we believe anything.

Undertaker Zach is real, Dwayne.

This did happen.

Thanks for walking me home.

No problem.

You think you could find your way back?

Yes, I don't live too far from here.

Good luck on your test tomorrow and everything.

Oh.

Happy birthday.

How'd you know it's my birthday?

Undertaker Zach told me, girl.

No, actually, you told me some time ago.

This is so sweet.

Thank you.

I'd like to take you out

this evening for your birthday to a movie or something.

That'd be nice, but I don't think so.

Look, here's my number at work.

Call me if you change your mind, okay?

Lorna-Anne, where the hell you been?

I told Daddy I was going to study at the library after school.

Don't lie to me, Ms. Percy.

Your daddy didn't say anything.

I thought I told you to iron my green dress this morning.

I was almost late to my meeting

at the adoption agency because of you.

You told me to iron your blue dress, Mommy, and I did.

Well, I changed my mind, damn it.

Harvey.

Is that Lorna?

Girl, get your doll ass in here.

Who the hell are you?

I'm Dwayne, sir. Nice to meet you.

He was helping me study my algebra.

Was I talking to you?

Just shut the hell up.

What the hell are you doing with my daughter?

Like she said, we were studying.

Don't talk back to me, boy.

Now, Harvey.

Let go of me, woman.

Studying my ass.

I know what kind of studying you were doing.

Get the hell out of my yard.

Daddy, no.

And stay the hell away from my daughter, ass wipe.

Daddy.

Get in the house, and go on.

Get out of here, before I whip your punk ass.

Don't come down here no more.

Lorna-Anne.

Hurry up with them clothes.

Bring me a beer, and don't forget to sweep the back porch

before you start dinner.

I won't, Mom.

Harvey, would you turn up the TV?

Hell, I'm tired.

Turn it up your damn self.

Lorna-Anne, come turn up the TV.

Lorna-Anne, get your narrow ass out from in front of the TV.

Your daddy wasn't no glass maker, whoever the hell he was.

Where the hell is my beer?

Advocated eternal life and the resurrection of death.

As in reincarnation?

Oh, not exactly, Melanie.

You see, the fact that the sacrificial element

remained in the body-

Lorna.

Ma'am.

I wanted it open.

Don't think you hot shit because your birthday is today,

and don't mix up my girdles with Harvey's dingy socks.

I won't, Mommy.

Lorna.

Ma'am.

Are you hard of hearing?

I told you to come change the channel.

What do you want to watch, Mommy?

I don't know, damn it.

Anything but the news.

It's too damn depressing,

and don't be getting no attitude with me, Ms. Christie.

God damn it, you're so damn clumsy.

Just get out of here.

Get the hell on out of here.

Go to your room.

Lorna.

Ma'am?

Take the damn clothes with you.

Palestine was often just a buffer zone

between major world powers in Africa and Asia.

Hello?

Speaking.

The adoption agency.

Wasn't supposed to be like this.

Harvey, we've been approved.

What's that again?

Yes.

All right.

Lorna, honey, we have something for you.

Lorna, we need to talk.

The adoption agency people must be coming.

They want to know what I'm going to say.

Corner Video.

Dwayne!

Yes?

They put me out.

Put you out?

Who is this?

Lorna.

Lorna who?

I mean, Chiffon.

Oh, hey, what's up?

They put me out.

My father put me out.

I need some place to stay.

Damn, I just asked you to a movie.

Sorry I bothered you.

No, wait.

Where are you?

I don't know.

I just started walking.

Do you see any street signs?

I'm at 11th and North Carolina Southeast.

Look, I'll be off in 15 minutes.

Stay there.

I'm coming to get you.

Please hurry.

Who and what?

Yeah, who and what?

Yo, Archie, this is Dwayne.

Man, Dwayne, your timing is shit.

Oh, I forgot.

Cindy there?

Oh, man.

I was whacking it.

Sounds like a personal problem.

I thought you was taking Cindy over to Chuckie's.

Man, I'm in the doghouse.

The bastard, I hate him.

He cut off my allowance, too.

Again?

Yes, man.

Some sickness.

Every week, it's a different cop out.

You Okay?

Yes, man, I'm all right.

I'll just be glad when the scholarship comes through,

so I can get the hell out of here.

Man, why wait for that scholarship?

It's too bad you're in the doghouse and can't go anywhere.

I could really use a favor.

Hey, man, what's up?

I'm here.

Did you call Cindy?

Yes, I called her.

Is she coming?

Not yet but she will be.

It was a joke, Dwayne.

Is she coming?

She will be.

Get it?

Man, you are so slow.

What's in the sack?

Some groceries.

Groceries?

Yeah, and some good stuff.

All right, a brewski.

All right, so where are we headed?

A Picnic?

11th and North Carolina.

Let's pick up Cindy on the way.

Her parents won't be a problem with it.

Them damn crackheads, they so strung out, they don't know

whether she exists anymore or not, man.

I'm going to catch hell when I get back.

Who said we was coming back?

Enough said, partner.

We out of here.

All right.

You know, Harvey, I've been thinking.

What, schnookums?

Maybe this time we should try and get a little boy.

No.

Hell no, damn it.

Why not?

Why has it always got to be a little girl?

You know, a little boy could do much more work.

All the big jobs around here you don't want to do?

Never really thought of it that way.

We'll get one real young.

That way, we can train him well.

Real young?

You mean like five, maybe seven?

Yes, Harvey.

Oh, I think I'd like that.

I thought you would.

I can't help but worry about Lorna--

To hell with Lorna.

That ungrateful mother--

Harvey, she would have come around if you'd given her a chance.

I hope she's all right.

Maybe you should go look for her.

I ain't going nowhere.

Besides, we supposed to be celebrating.

Please.

All right.

Maybe I'll go look for her later, okay?

Come here.

Harvey, you've been taking your vitamins.

Yes.

What took you so long?

I had to make arrangements.

Are you okay?

Yes.

You know Archie and Cindy, don't you?

Yes, I've seen Cindy at school.

Everyone knows the star running back.

I thought you were coming alone.

On what?

MY bicycle?

Have a brew, Chiffton.

It's Chiffon, thanks.

Here we are, one big happy family.

What's next, Dwayne?

We're running away.

Running aw-BY?

Why not?

We're miserable at home.

Yes, you got that right.

What about school?

Who needs school?

Baby, what about your scholarship to college?

Shit, I forgot about that.

I guess I have no choice.

Where are we running to?

My dad is hardly ever around since my mom died.

We can hang out at my place until we figure something out.

Archie, I don't like it.

At least we can be together now.

That's what you wanted, isn't it, sweetie?

I know it is, baby.

All right, let's do this, y'all.

Hand me another brew.

Hang tight.

Where exactly are we headed, y'all?

Make a right at this corner up here.

Man, this is going to be dope.

To freedom.

Yes, boy.

Archie, you just ran that stop sign.

Who cares?

They do.

Oh, shit.

If they catch us with this beer, we'll go to jail.

You'll lose your license.

What license?

You know I flunked driver's ed.

Twice.

Hold on.

Go around this curve, and cut back in another direction.

Cindy, what's wrong?

She'll be all right.

She's just hyperfridicatin'.

She does that when she gets excited.

Turn up here.

Turn up this alley.

Pull in to that garage.

But then we'd be trapped!

Just do it, man.

[?]

Just do it, man.

That was close.

I have to go home now.

Y'all think they gone?

I think so.

Damn it, I knew it.

I knew this would happen.

Every time I drive more than 55 miles per hour

and shut her off, she just goes dead.

Is it the battery?

Man, I can't figure it out, but you better believe

it'll be a while before it starts back up again.

Let me take a look.

Man, it ain't going to do no good.

I had it in the shop more than 50 times.

Man, you got a flashlight?

Hold this.

I don't like this.

I want to go home.

To what?

Your crazy-ass crackhead mom and dad?

They're still my parents, Archie.

Try it.

Come on, Cindy.

At least we'd be here together.

That's what you want, isn't it?

Besides, we're able to do whatever we want.

Anything we want?

Anything.

Everything we want?

Everything.

As much as we want?

Plenty.

Try it again.

Archie.

Yes?

Let's get in the back.

We're stuck here?

For now.

Where are we?

In somebody's garage.

Look, there's a door.

Let's see where it goes.

Somebody lives here.

Let's just wait.

Nobody keeps a garage this dirty.

I guess we are stuck.

How'd the door get unlocked?

It was just stuck.

Somebody lives here.

It looks abandoned.

Come on.

Where's your sense of adventure?

Where's your common sense?

What's the matter with you?

You chicken?

I'm just gonna stay in the car with Archie and Cindy.

Where's Cindy?

Dwayne, where are you?

“Wayne?

“Wayne?

Dwayne, are you up there?

“Wayne?

Dwayne, stop playing.

“Wayne?

“Wayne?

Oh my God.

Am I that ugly?

We got to get out of here.

Why?

This place is empty.

This is the place.

What place?

Zach's place.

Get out of here.

Look!

Let's get the hell out of here.

Get out of my way.

Yo Archie, man, come on.

Let's go, man, let's go.

I was just getting comfy.

Me, too.

She should start now, won't she?

What's the rush?

All right.

We're out of here.

We ain't out of here yet.

What?

What about the door?

Damn.

Archie, take the wheel.

I'll get the door.

Chiffon, get in.

Archie, give me a hand, man.

Just give me a hand.

Come on.

Damn.

Must be jammed.

Girl, what you doing?

I don't like this.

Why won't it open up?

Must be stuck or something.

Let's ram it with the car.

Are you crazy?

Maybe we get back into it,

bump it a couple of times, and loosen it up.

Damn.

Shit.

I'll be damned.

We might all be damned.

What the hell is going on with you all?

This is Zach's place.

Zach who?

Some Undertaker character.

Wait a minute. Hold up.

You're not talking about old Looney Zach Hobbitswood?

You know him?

Motherfucking sick as hell of them damn stories

about Undertaker Zach.

Wait a minute.

We can hide out here for a while.

Dwayne, it's not safe.

Look, no one would ever think to look for us here.

We got food to eat, beer to drink.

Yo, Arch, I know you still got them blankets in the trunk.

No, I'm with Chiffon.

Archie, let go.

I know you all don't believe in all that hoodoo, do you?

Man, it's scary as shit when you know the whole story, Dwayne.

Come on, guys.

It's just a myth.

Dwayne, you're outvoted.

We need to get out of here now.

HOW?

The door's stuck, and the damn car won't start.

What else we going to do?

We can start the damn car, ram it through the damn door,

and get the hell out of here.

You're not tearing up my car, Chiffton.

It's Chiffon.

Whatever it is, you're not ramming my ride

inside these hard-ass steel doors.

Besides, it won't start anyway.

It has to start.

It has to.

HEY-

Chiffon.

You're laughing at me.

No, we're not.

Look, I know this may seem like a scary situation,

but it's nothing to be afraid of.

You don't know that.

Look, okay, this Undertaker Zach guy,

sounds spooky, but so did vampires,

Frankenstein, and the Wolf man.

But this is different.

This is real.

Where's your proof?

Do you actually think

that if there was a man killing people,

that the FBI or the police or somebody would have went

through this house until they found something?

I don't care.

We got to get out of here, and we got to get out of here now.

Whoa, so you're so demanding now, huh?

Okay, say you do get out of here, where you going to go?

You going to go back home,

or do you forget they kicked your ass out?

Chill, man.

She's the reason we out here in the first damn place.

I'm sorry.

Look, it's all right.

Hell of a way to spend your birthday, huh?

Don't worry, I'll protect you.

You see, Undertaker Zach came

from a rich and wealthy family with shitloads of money.

Since after the Civil War, all the Hobbitswood men

went into politics and law.

Who were they, the black Kennedys?

No, they came before the Kennedys.

They had a plan to have a Hobbitswood

in the White House by the end of the 20th century,

and Zach was to be the one.

Is that what he wanted?

No, because when he was in college,

he changed his major from pre-law to pre-med,

and that went against the family.

They took a vote, and they ousted him out.

Medicine's a professional profession, isn't it?

It doesn't matter, Cindy.

Family was everything.

He went against the family.

I bet he felt terrible letting his whole family down like that.

His mother was the only one who stood by him

and supported all of his decisions,

but she was never allowed to see him

or have any contact with him.

One day, he was teaching at the university in the medical lab.

He looked at the cadaver.

He pulled back the sheets, and it was his mother.

Oh my God, they killed her?

She committed suicide, and no one told him.

How'd the body get into his class?

I think they rolled in on a cart.

That's not funny, Archie.

Okay, okay.

She donated her body to science to support him.

But it backfired, and he just freaked.

Why'd he kill his wife?

She reminded him of his mother.

Then why'd he kill his daughter?

She reminded him of his wife.

That's dumb.

He never wanted to experience the pain of ever losing

his family again, so he killed them all.

That's sick.

He was sick, Chiffon,

and when he realized what he had done, he regretted it.

They sent him to an asylum where he made

a pact with the devil to get his family back.

He killed them.

How's he going to get them back?

He escaped and dug them up.

That's when he began to use his demonic powers

to bring them back to life.

Oh my goodness.

That's why that inspector

and that little girl you told me about came up missing.

You know Zach needed to use their brain and blood to-

Will you stop?

Just how true is this supposed to be?

I got y'all going, didn't I?

Come on, y'all. It's just a story to scare

the shit out of some little kid,

so he'll go to sleep, so he'll stay in the bed,

so the boogeyman won't get him.

Boogeyman?

Who said a boogeyman?

Okay, Cindy, you go keep Chiffon company for me, okay?

Well, Arch, what's up with your girl, man?

You know what they say.

It's not what's in the brain.

What's in the head.

Man, you're both crazy.

Oversexed and crazy.

Man, you need to be thinking about

getting your whistle wet yourself, G.

Oh, man.

That would be so nice,

but I don't think it's gonna happen.

No offense, but Chiffon definitely ain't no Cindy.

Man, Cindy is a sharp sister, G.

Her family got her so screwed up in her head.

She's a nice girl, too, man.

You know what?

She was a virgin before she met me.

For real, man.

Man, I got her so turned up.

She like what I got and how I give it.

Man, I love the hell out that girl.

I'm going to marry her someday.

Oh, I feel sorry for your kids.

What kids, man?

We ain't having no kids.

As a matter of fact, every time I hit that, I use one of these.

Here, take this just in case.

Thanks, man.

No problem.

Dwayne said I should keep you company.

Don't sneak up on people like that.

I'm sorry.

I thought you saw me.

You don't like this place very much, do you?

No, I don't.

I'd get the hell out of here now if I had someplace else to go.

May I?

Your hair.

This is neat.

How'd you do this?

Is this twisted or braided?

It's braided.

What happened to your wrist?

Oh, I tried to kill myself.

Why?

It was a long time ago.

Look, I started once,

but I chickened out.

I just couldn't go through with it.

It hurt too much.

I don't like pain.

This was my second time.

The first time I took some pills.

Sleeping pills?

Flintstones vitamins.

I didn't know any better.

I was only seven at the time.

I just didn't like living anymore.

I guess Dwayne told you my parents were drug addicts.

No, he didn't.

I'm sorry.

You learn to live with it.

There was this drug pusher back then.

His name was T-Bone.

My parents didn't have the money,

they let him come back into my room.

I didn't know any better, but I knew I was wrong.

It wasn't your fault.

It doesn't hurt any less.

I know.

Why'd you do it?

Do what?

Oh, I don't know.

I guess I just wanted to die.

I can relate.

This is nice.

Candles.

All right, all right.

You don't like him?

He's history.

You're so brave, baby.

I'll always come to your rescue, baby.

Looks like you're ready to fly away.

I used to have nightmares about this place when I was young.

Chiffon, you're a big girl now.

Leave all those superstitions to the kids playing hopscotch.

Holy shit!

What's wrong? Zach was experimenting with post-mortem revitalization.

Listen to this.

"For outstanding achievement in mortuary science techniques

and innovative theories in post-mortem

and post-facto procedures and processes."

What does that mean?

It says here, the revitalization of post-mortem tissue.

Utilizing the blood and body fluids of the living donor.

Holy shit, man, I was right.

Hungry?

Oh, you should eat something.

My stomach's too nervous.

I'll probably throw up.

There's not much in there.

How long did you expect it to last?

Long enough for us to decide what to do.

We did decide what to do, and it wasn't to stay here.

Cindy seems to have adjusted pretty well.

So what you trying to say?

I should just sit back, relax, and throw open my legs,

and everything will be okay?

No, that's not what I'm saying at all.

Now that you mention it--

Dwayne, I don't like being here.

I'm scared.

Of what?

A mystery?

A myth?

We've been in this place for over an hour,

and ain't no crazy embalmer came out to gobble us up.

Chill, Chiffon.

There ain't no Undertaker Zach.

What you looking for?

I don't know.

A hug, maybe?

Are you cold?

I'm scared.

There's nothing to be scared of but fear itself, baby.

I like it when you talk intelligently.

I know what.

Why don't I give you a treat to take your mind off of being scared?

Sounds good.

What kind of treat?

This is your lucky night because I'm in the mood.

Me too.

I'm in the mood for--

For what?

I'm in the mood for exhibition.

I'm going to take it off, baby.

Do it.

Do it.

Do it.

Girl, why do your parents call you Lorna?

That's what they named me.

I didn't like it, so I made the change.

Why are you always wearing turtlenecks?

I once saw this old James Coburn movie

called In Like Flint.

He was a spy, and he wore turtlenecks.

He was cool.

You wore turtlenecks all summer long.

Weren't they hot?

Yes, but I was cool.

What's wrong?

I'm still a little sore.

From when your dad hit you?

Does that happen a lot?

Used to.

It's funny.

When I was little and in the home,

all I ever wanted was to be part of a family,

but now the very thing I thought

would make me happy has made my life hell.

You're adopted.

I call it enslaved, but I won't let them do it again.

Do what again?

Enslave you?

Enslave anybody.

They're trying to adopt another little girl, but I told them

I'd do anything I could to stop them.

That's when they threw me out.

That's cold-blooded.

They said I was grown.

They said that I was 18, and they had no further obligation.

Oh, baby.

c'mon, daddy, do it.

Girl, you feel so good.

They seem to be having a good time in there.

Don't you want to have a good time?

We shouldn't be here.

We are here.

Why not just relax and enjoy each other?

You know, Chiffon, I've always liked you.

So what's up with that?

I can't.

What do you mean, you can't?

You were and

I was getting ready to.

No, I wasn't.

What do you know?

You don't know everything.

Oh, I got protection.

Oh, so this is all you think it is.

Don't stop.

You're prepared.

You think you can poke and pry and feel

wherever and whatever you want.

What do you mean?

What's wrong with you?

All you want is my body.

No, that's not it.

I respect you.

Get off of me.

Men, always putting your hands on us,

always forcing yourselves on us.

Do it, daddy, do it.

I used to love my father.

He rescued me from that hole.

He was the biggest and the strongest.

He said he was my shining knight as I ride on his knee.

As I got older, things started to change.

He started touching and feeling.

There was this look in his eyes.

It scared me.

I used to hear his zipper

just before he'd come into my room.

He was calling my name.

"Lorna, Lorna"

That's when I changed it.

I'm sorry, Chiffon.

Get off of me.

I don't want to be here.

I want to go home.

I don't want to cry no more.

Archie.

Archie, wake up.

Archie, I hear something.

What's wrong?

Come on, Cindy.

You've been hearing stuff all night long.

Cut it out, all right?

I'm serious, Archie.

Cindy, come on now.

Cut it out.

It sounds like a little girl.

She's crying.

Cindy, you're just dreaming.

I was not.

Listen.

Cindy, you're just tripping off that story I told you earlier.

Now cut it out, goddammit.

Get some sleep.

Play with me.

Come and play with me.

Play with me now.

“Wayne?

“Wayne?

Archie, Cindy?

Hello?

HEY-

Excuse me.

Hello?

Excuse me.

Where did he go?

Hello there, little girl.

Do you want to play with my snake?

Come on, Lorna.

Let's play our little game.

You can't run from me, Lorna.

I'm your father.

I love you.

What's wrong?

What's the matter with you?

Had a bad dream.

About what?

You guys seen Cindy?

No, but we heard a lot of her earlier.

She's gone.

Well, maybe she had to go tinkle.

She was talking some crazy shit

about hearing a little girl crying.

Man, I thought she was playing around or something.

We better go look for her.

I'm on it.

I'll check the bathroom.

We'll check the car.

Cindy?

Cindy, you in there?

Cindy, you down there?

Cindy, are you there?

Damn, who the hell did this?

Undertaker Zach.

Bullshit.

If whoever it was thinks they can keep me in here.

Oh, shit.

Oh, let me see.

Oh, it's deep. But at least it's not bleeding.

Not yet. Move back.

Come on.

Chiffon?

Cindy, you down here?

Cindy?

Cindy, you down here?

Cindy?

Cindy, you down here?

Cindy, answer me.

What the--

Cindy?

Cindy.

Cindy?

Cindy, no!

Cindy.

You killed Cindy!

You bastard, I'll get you!

Where are you?

Dwayne, where are you?

Dwayne, he's after me.

I know.

Huh?

It's okay, Dad.

I've got her.

Remember that second verse to the rhyme you forgot?

Tell you a story about Undertaker Zach.

I killed my wife with a whack, whack, whack.

My daughter started crying 'cause her mama was dead,

so I shut her up by chopping off her head.

Big brother came home that day from school.

He shut me up that same way, too.

Let's take her to the prep room.

She's coming out of it, son.

Inject the serum.

I can't move.

Relax.

You were given a tranquilizer.

Dwayne, what are you doing?

It's the serum my dad created.

It will keep you alive while we drain all of your body fluids.

Dwayne, don't do this, please.

I have to.

Why me?

I hadn't actually planned on you.

When you called, everything else just seemed to fall into place.

You should be pleased, Chiffon.

You are about to become part of scientific history.

I don't want to be a part of history, damn it.

Dwayne, you said you'd protect me.

I trusted you.

I'm sorry I had to deceive you.

I don't want to die.

Son, let's get on with it.

I'm sorry, Chiffon.

It's my family.

All I ever wanted was to be part of a family.

Don't worry.

It'll only hurt for a little while, and when the pain goes away,

you'll be dead.

Then we'll have everything we need to bring my mother back.

Not quite.

She'll still need more plasma and body fluids.

These girls will not be enough.

Don't worry, Dad.

I'll find somebody else.

It will have to be soon.

Real soon.

I can help,

but only if I can be family.

Who the hell would bother us this time of morning?

I don't know, Harvey.

Just open the damn door.

Hey, open the damn door.

I'm tired.

What the hell are you doing back?

I told you she'd change her mind, Harvey.

Mommy, Daddy, I'd like you to meet Zach.

He's going to be my new father.

Zach?

Zach who?

What the hell do you mean by your new father?

It's too late to be playing silly games, Lorna.

There ain't nobody out there but you.

I know.

He's in there with you.

Ah, break it down like this, like this

And, Mama, remix, remix

Yeah, Yeah, You know how it go.

You know how it go

Tell you a story about

Undertaker Zach He killed his wife with a slash

And that's that

His daughter started crying because her mom was dead

He silenced her by chopping off her head

Saw the look around the fuzzy room,

thinking about his fate And now he realizes that

Daddy made a mistake

This is the rap about Undertaker Zach

The Undertaker Zach will rip you

This is the rap about Undertaker Zach

Beware, the embalmer will wreck you

This is the rap about Undertaker Zach

The Undertaker Zach will rip you

This is the rap about Undertaker Zach

Beware, the embalmer will wreck you

Do you remember while walking home from school

Wild stories and myths about the ghost or a ghoul

Don't cut through this yard door

Don't walk too close to that

You might get bitten by a werewolf or vampire bat

Believe in stuff like that? Hell, no!

You know you was a fool, but at the same time,

you know it scared the hell out of you

You're knocking on the doors in your front like hell

Trying to be brave, on a dare, you

Throwing caution to the wind and taking chances with faith

Hoping your mom or dad will come and save you

Your boss pumped your heart up to do some dumb stuff

When you know that you really were afraid to

This is the rap about Undertaker Zach

The Undertaker Zach will rip you

This is the rap about Undertaker Zach

Beware, the embalmer will wreck you

Blood and brains is insane

And he like to cause pain with electricity, gadgets, and gizmos

But as hard as the key, he's down for his family

As long as he can keep a fresh steady blood flow

Now you know the story, and what do you say

You better stay away from Zach to live and see another day

Because it really doesn't matter what type of story you heard

Some of them are real

You better heed the word

So don't go joyriding in the old garage

You better take your fly girl to the Travel Lodge

Because when the screaming is done and the loving is through

Brother, you might still have some life left in you.