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Welcome, welcome one and all to the Late

Welcome, welcome one and all to the Late

Welcome, welcome one and all to the Late Show. I'm your host Stephen Colbert.

Show. I'm your host Stephen Colbert.

Show. I'm your host Stephen Colbert. >> [cheering]

>> [cheering]

>> [cheering] >> Folks,

>> Folks,

>> Folks, settle down.

settle down.

settle down. >> [applause]

>> If you're if you're just tuning in to

>> If you're if you're just tuning in to

>> If you're if you're just tuning in to the Late Show,

the Late Show,

the Late Show, you missed a lot.

you missed a lot.

you missed a lot. >> [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter] >> Tonight is our final broadcast from the

>> Tonight is our final broadcast from the

>> Tonight is our final broadcast from the Ed Sullivan Theater,

Ed Sullivan Theater,

Ed Sullivan Theater, where

where

where >> [cheering]

>> [cheering]

>> [cheering] >> No, no, we were lucky enough to be here

>> No, no, we were lucky enough to be here

>> No, no, we were lucky enough to be here for the last 11 years. All right? That

for the last 11 years. All right? That

for the last 11 years. All right? That was

was

was >> [cheering]

>> [cheering]

>> [cheering] >> can't take this for granted.

>> can't take this for granted.

>> can't take this for granted. >> [applause]

>> [applause]

>> [applause] >> Though actually, technically, our first

>> Though actually, technically, our first

>> Though actually, technically, our first show back in July of 2015 was from a

show back in July of 2015 was from a

show back in July of 2015 was from a public access station in Monroe,

public access station in Monroe,

public access station in Monroe, Michigan for an audience of 12 people.

Michigan for an audience of 12 people.

Michigan for an audience of 12 people. And show business being what it is these

And show business being what it is these

And show business being what it is these days, it's probably where you'll see me

days, it's probably where you'll see me

days, it's probably where you'll see me next. There is

next. There is

next. There is so much history here in the Ed Sullivan

so much history here in the Ed Sullivan

so much history here in the Ed Sullivan Theater, and we've been honored to have

Theater, and we've been honored to have

Theater, and we've been honored to have been just a small part of it. Nichols

been just a small part of it. Nichols

been just a small part of it. Nichols and May played on this stage. The

and May played on this stage. The

and May played on this stage. The Beatles made their American debut here.

Beatles made their American debut here.

Beatles made their American debut here. And this is true. This is true.

And this is true. This is true.

And this is true. This is true. Backstage, Elvis used the bathroom and

Backstage, Elvis used the bathroom and

Backstage, Elvis used the bathroom and didn't die.

didn't die.

didn't die. >> [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter] >> We've We've had so much fun in this

>> We've We've had so much fun in this

>> We've We've had so much fun in this theater. So many great segments. I'll

theater. So many great segments. I'll

theater. So many great segments. I'll I'll miss doing first drafts, where I

I'll miss doing first drafts, where I

I'll miss doing first drafts, where I show the final draft of a greeting card,

show the final draft of a greeting card,

show the final draft of a greeting card, and then show the playfully wrong first

and then show the playfully wrong first

and then show the playfully wrong first draft. Um so we we we made one for

draft. Um so we we we made one for

draft. Um so we we we made one for tonight. Um

tonight. Um

tonight. Um uh it's This one's pretty nice. This is

uh it's This one's pretty nice. This is

uh it's This one's pretty nice. This is um

um

um This isn't goodbye.

This isn't goodbye.

This isn't goodbye. It's see you later. Yes.

It's see you later. Yes.

It's see you later. Yes. But the uh first draft said,

But the uh first draft said,

But the uh first draft said, "This isn't goodbye.

"This isn't goodbye.

"This isn't goodbye. How do you start an OnlyFans?"

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. >> [cheering]

>> [cheering]

>> [cheering] >> I got the tootsies.

>> I got the tootsies.

>> I got the tootsies. >> [applause]

>> [applause]

>> [applause] >> I got the nice tootsies.

>> I got the nice tootsies.

>> I got the nice tootsies. Now, at first, when we knew this was

Now, at first, when we knew this was

Now, at first, when we knew this was going to be our last night, we we're

going to be our last night, we we're

going to be our last night, we we're planning on doing a huge special this

planning on doing a huge special this

planning on doing a huge special this evening. But the thing is, we like to

evening. But the thing is, we like to

evening. But the thing is, we like to think every episode of the Late Show is

think every episode of the Late Show is

think every episode of the Late Show is kind of special. And we thought the best

kind of special. And we thought the best

kind of special. And we thought the best way to celebrate what we've done over

way to celebrate what we've done over

way to celebrate what we've done over the last 11 years, is just do a regular

the last 11 years, is just do a regular

the last 11 years, is just do a regular episode where I come out here and talk

episode where I come out here and talk

episode where I come out here and talk about the national conversation. And

about the national conversation. And

about the national conversation. And undeniably today, the big story that

undeniably today, the big story that

undeniably today, the big story that everyone is talking about

everyone is talking about

everyone is talking about >> Excuse me. Excuse Stephen.

>> Excuse me. Excuse Stephen.

>> Excuse me. Excuse Stephen. Stephen, excuse me.

Stephen, excuse me.

Stephen, excuse me. Brian. [cheering]

>> [applause]

>> [applause]

>> [applause] >> Thank you. Hello.

>> Thank you. Hello.

>> Thank you. Hello. >> [cheering]

>> [cheering]

>> [cheering] >> Hi.

Brian Cranston.

Brian Cranston.

Brian Cranston. >> [applause]

>> [applause]

>> [applause] >> Brian Brian.

>> Brian Brian.

>> Brian Brian. So, but but you said there's there's

So, but but you said there's there's

So, but but you said there's there's nothing special happening tonight?

nothing special happening tonight?

nothing special happening tonight? Well, I mean as as I was saying, we're

Well, I mean as as I was saying, we're

Well, I mean as as I was saying, we're doing a normal episode of the Late Show,

doing a normal episode of the Late Show,

doing a normal episode of the Late Show, which is always kind of special. Oh,

which is always kind of special. Oh,

which is always kind of special. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. But um

yeah. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. But um

yeah. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. But um not even like, I don't know,

not even like, I don't know,

not even like, I don't know, a surprise celebrity cameo popping up

a surprise celebrity cameo popping up

a surprise celebrity cameo popping up out of nowhere?

out of nowhere?

out of nowhere? >> [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter] >> No, Brian. Those always feel kind of

>> No, Brian. Those always feel kind of

>> No, Brian. Those always feel kind of forced.

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, totally.

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, totally.

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, totally. That's a a very cheap stunt, but uh

That's a a very cheap stunt, but uh

That's a a very cheap stunt, but uh Hey, I'm I'm here.

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter] >> Maybe I could be your last guest.

>> Maybe I could be your last guest.

>> Maybe I could be your last guest. That would That would be great, Brian.

That would That would be great, Brian.

That would That would be great, Brian. The thing is and I'm I'm right here. We

The thing is and I'm I'm right here. We

The thing is and I'm I'm right here. We We already have a pretty special one

We already have a pretty special one

We already have a pretty special one lined up. I'm sorry.

lined up. I'm sorry.

lined up. I'm sorry. >> [laughter]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering] >> What the hell am I here for?

>> What the hell am I here for?

>> What the hell am I here for? >> [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter] >> You know what? You can keep your stupid

>> You know what? You can keep your stupid

>> You know what? You can keep your stupid hat.

hat.

hat. I'm going to go sell MY TICKET.

I'm going to go sell MY TICKET.

I'm going to go sell MY TICKET. >> [cheering]

>> [cheering]

>> [cheering] >> BRIAN.

>> BRIAN.

>> BRIAN. BRIAN.

BRIAN.

BRIAN. >> [applause]

>> [applause]

>> [applause] >> Brian Cranston, everybody. That's too

>> Brian Cranston, everybody. That's too

>> Brian Cranston, everybody. That's too bad. I feel bad.

bad. I feel bad.

bad. I feel bad. I feel terrible.

I feel terrible.

I feel terrible. Um okay. Uh moving on. Big news, if

Um okay. Uh moving on. Big news, if

Um okay. Uh moving on. Big news, if you're looking to fly in or out of New

you're looking to fly in or out of New

you're looking to fly in or out of New York, uh cuz yesterday morning a

York, uh cuz yesterday morning a

York, uh cuz yesterday morning a sinkhole shut down a runway at

sinkhole shut down a runway at

sinkhole shut down a runway at LaGuardia. Reportedly, crews found the

LaGuardia. Reportedly, crews found the

LaGuardia. Reportedly, crews found the sinkhole while conducting a daily

sinkhole while conducting a daily

sinkhole while conducting a daily morning inspection of the airport's

morning inspection of the airport's

morning inspection of the airport's airfield. And yes, that is someone's

airfield. And yes, that is someone's

airfield. And yes, that is someone's actual job. What?

actual job. What?

actual job. What? You thought my hole inspector shirt was

You thought my hole inspector shirt was

You thought my hole inspector shirt was a joke?

a joke?

a joke? It means what?

It means what?

It means what? Holy mackerel, is that why women won't

Holy mackerel, is that why women won't

Holy mackerel, is that why women won't talk to me?

talk to me?

talk to me? >> [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter] >> Weirdly,

weirdly, that wasn't the only gaping

weirdly, that wasn't the only gaping

weirdly, that wasn't the only gaping hole to appear in New York City

hole to appear in New York City

hole to appear in New York City yesterday because, and everyone is fine,

yesterday because, and everyone is fine,

yesterday because, and everyone is fine, a school bus in the Bronx partially fell

a school bus in the Bronx partially fell

a school bus in the Bronx partially fell into a sinkhole.

into a sinkhole.

into a sinkhole. First Queens, then the Bronx. Even

First Queens, then the Bronx. Even

First Queens, then the Bronx. Even sinkholes don't want to go to Staten

sinkholes don't want to go to Staten

sinkholes don't want to go to Staten Island.

Island.

Island. You know what? We better get off the air

You know what? We better get off the air

You know what? We better get off the air quick before a giant sinkhole swallows

quick before a giant sinkhole swallows

quick before a giant sinkhole swallows the Ed Sullivan.

the Ed Sullivan.

the Ed Sullivan. Oh, there's a Oh, there's an update on

Oh, there's a Oh, there's an update on

Oh, there's a Oh, there's an update on the folks who were exposed to hantavirus

the folks who were exposed to hantavirus

the folks who were exposed to hantavirus on that cruise ship a while ago. At

on that cruise ship a while ago. At

on that cruise ship a while ago. At least two passengers were formally

least two passengers were formally

least two passengers were formally ordered to stay in quarantine in

ordered to stay in quarantine in

ordered to stay in quarantine in Nebraska. Now, this strict quarantine, I

Nebraska. Now, this strict quarantine, I

Nebraska. Now, this strict quarantine, I think, is admirably cautious, especially

think, is admirably cautious, especially

think, is admirably cautious, especially considering the nation's hantavirus

considering the nation's hantavirus

considering the nation's hantavirus response is now being led by Dr. Brian

response is now being led by Dr. Brian

response is now being led by Dr. Brian Christine, a penile implant specialist

Christine, a penile implant specialist

Christine, a penile implant specialist and vaccine skeptic.

and vaccine skeptic.

and vaccine skeptic. >> [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter] >> Clearly, this guy is not a fan of little

>> Clearly, this guy is not a fan of little

>> Clearly, this guy is not a fan of little pricks.

pricks.

pricks. Thank you. Thank you very much. Back to

Thank you. Thank you very much. Back to

Thank you. Thank you very much. Back to the same

the same

the same Peabody, please.

Peabody, please.

Peabody, please. >> [applause]

>> The smart choice.

>> The smart choice.

>> The smart choice. Dr. Christine is an election-denying

Dr. Christine is an election-denying

Dr. Christine is an election-denying far-right quack job who who hosted a

far-right quack job who who hosted a

far-right quack job who who hosted a YouTube series on erectile dysfunction

YouTube series on erectile dysfunction

YouTube series on erectile dysfunction called Erection Connection.

called Erection Connection.

called Erection Connection. Also the name of a very popular category

Also the name of a very popular category

Also the name of a very popular category on Craigslist. We were on the same G

on Craigslist. We were on the same G

on Craigslist. We were on the same G train Tuesday 8:30 a.m. You were in

train Tuesday 8:30 a.m. You were in

train Tuesday 8:30 a.m. You were in jeans and a floral crop top. I had an

jeans and a floral crop top. I had an

jeans and a floral crop top. I had an erection.

erection.

erection. >> [laughter]

>> Oh my.

>> Oh my.

>> Oh my. >> [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter] >> Over

>> Over

>> Over Over in Italy, there's a spiciest

Over in Italy, there's a spiciest

Over in Italy, there's a spiciest scandal brewing over Rome's sexy priest

scandal brewing over Rome's sexy priest

scandal brewing over Rome's sexy priest calendar, the Calendario Romano, which

calendar, the Calendario Romano, which

calendar, the Calendario Romano, which features close-ups of young, handsome

features close-ups of young, handsome

features close-ups of young, handsome men in priestly attire and has been a

men in priestly attire and has been a

men in priestly attire and has been a perennial Rome souvenir for the last two

perennial Rome souvenir for the last two

perennial Rome souvenir for the last two decades. It's the kind of souvenir that

decades. It's the kind of souvenir that

decades. It's the kind of souvenir that your mom buys as a joke and then puts up

your mom buys as a joke and then puts up

your mom buys as a joke and then puts up in the kitchen

in the kitchen

in the kitchen as a joke.

as a joke.

as a joke. Then on certain rainy mornings, you come

Then on certain rainy mornings, you come

Then on certain rainy mornings, you come downstairs to find she's just drinking

downstairs to find she's just drinking

downstairs to find she's just drinking her tea and staring at the calendar

her tea and staring at the calendar

her tea and staring at the calendar as a joke.

Mom is so funny.

Mom is so funny.

Mom is so funny. But yesterday, it was revealed that

But yesterday, it was revealed that

But yesterday, it was revealed that Rome's sexy priest calendar cover model

Rome's sexy priest calendar cover model

Rome's sexy priest calendar cover model never set foot in a seminary.

never set foot in a seminary.

never set foot in a seminary. And hold on, I'm getting word that this

And hold on, I'm getting word that this

And hold on, I'm getting word that this is the worst scandal to ever hit the

is the worst scandal to ever hit the

is the worst scandal to ever hit the Catholic Church.

What? Okay, this is my deaf ear. Okay.

What? Okay, this is my deaf ear. Okay.

What? Okay, this is my deaf ear. Okay. >> [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter] >> But I'm not surprised. Just looking at

>> But I'm not surprised. Just looking at

>> But I'm not surprised. Just looking at them, you can tell those two men right

them, you can tell those two men right

them, you can tell those two men right there are clearly fake priests. And I

there are clearly fake priests. And I

there are clearly fake priests. And I know for a fact that pug is only a

know for a fact that pug is only a

know for a fact that pug is only a deacon.

deacon.

deacon. >> [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter] >> Besides, if a calendar Hey, Stephen.

>> Besides, if a calendar Hey, Stephen.

>> Besides, if a calendar Hey, Stephen. What?

What?

What? Stephen. Paul Rudd.

Stephen. Paul Rudd.

Stephen. Paul Rudd. >> [cheering]

[applause]

[applause]

[applause] >> Paul.

Paul Paul, why are you interrupting me?

Paul Paul, why are you interrupting me?

Paul Paul, why are you interrupting me? I'm just curious when our interview

I'm just curious when our interview

I'm just curious when our interview starts.

starts.

starts. I have an extremely long poem I want to

I have an extremely long poem I want to

I have an extremely long poem I want to recite and I don't want to run out of

recite and I don't want to run out of

recite and I don't want to run out of time.

time.

time. >> [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter] >> You You wrote a poem about me?

>> You You wrote a poem about me?

>> You You wrote a poem about me? I wrote a poem.

I wrote a poem.

I wrote a poem. >> [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter] >> Okay, that's nice, but Paul, just to be

>> Okay, that's nice, but Paul, just to be

>> Okay, that's nice, but Paul, just to be clear, you're not my last guest. Really?

clear, you're not my last guest. Really?

clear, you're not my last guest. Really? Well, then I guess it's a little awkward

Well, then I guess it's a little awkward

Well, then I guess it's a little awkward that I brought you the traditional

that I brought you the traditional

that I brought you the traditional retirement gift.

retirement gift.

retirement gift. Oh Oh my gosh, that's wonderful. Thank

Oh Oh my gosh, that's wonderful. Thank

Oh Oh my gosh, that's wonderful. Thank you so much, Paul. Is it like uh like a

you so much, Paul. Is it like uh like a

you so much, Paul. Is it like uh like a gold watch? What?

gold watch? What?

gold watch? What? No. I was going to give you the

No. I was going to give you the

No. I was going to give you the traditional six bananas.

traditional six bananas.

traditional six bananas. You know, what you always give people

You know, what you always give people

You know, what you always give people who are retiring.

who are retiring.

who are retiring. Well, I'm I'm sorry, Paul, but I I'm

Well, I'm I'm sorry, Paul, but I I'm

Well, I'm I'm sorry, Paul, but I I'm pretty sure that when someone's

pretty sure that when someone's

pretty sure that when someone's retiring, you give them a gold watch.

retiring, you give them a gold watch.

retiring, you give them a gold watch. Oh, great. Well, then what am I supposed

Oh, great. Well, then what am I supposed

Oh, great. Well, then what am I supposed to do with these five bananas?

to do with these five bananas?

to do with these five bananas? Wait, five bananas? Hold on, I I thought

Wait, five bananas? Hold on, I I thought

Wait, five bananas? Hold on, I I thought just a moment ago you said it was six.

just a moment ago you said it was six.

just a moment ago you said it was six. >> [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter] >> I got my proof.

>> I got my proof.

>> I got my proof. NOW, INTERVIEW ME.

NOW, INTERVIEW ME.

NOW, INTERVIEW ME. >> [applause]

>> [applause]

>> [applause] >> HEY.

>> HEY.

>> HEY. >> HEY, UH LISTEN, Paul Rudd.

>> HEY, UH LISTEN, Paul Rudd.

>> HEY, UH LISTEN, Paul Rudd. >> [cheering]

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, it's

Thank you. Yeah, it's

Thank you. Yeah, it's it's me, Tim Meadows. Okay, listen.

it's me, Tim Meadows. Okay, listen.

it's me, Tim Meadows. Okay, listen. Steven's a great guy. If he says you're

Steven's a great guy. If he says you're

Steven's a great guy. If he says you're not his last guest, you just got to

not his last guest, you just got to

not his last guest, you just got to accept it. Hey, my old friend Tim

accept it. Hey, my old friend Tim

accept it. Hey, my old friend Tim Meadows. Timmy, what what WHAT ARE YOU

Meadows. Timmy, what what WHAT ARE YOU

Meadows. Timmy, what what WHAT ARE YOU >> [cheering]

>> [cheering]

>> [cheering] [applause]

[applause]

[applause] >> IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, AS ALWAYS. What

>> IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, AS ALWAYS. What

>> IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, AS ALWAYS. What what are you doing here, buddy? Um I was

what are you doing here, buddy? Um I was

what are you doing here, buddy? Um I was just explaining to Paul Rudd that you

just explaining to Paul Rudd that you

just explaining to Paul Rudd that you know, for your last guest, you wanted

know, for your last guest, you wanted

know, for your last guest, you wanted someone you go back with, so we could

someone you go back with, so we could

someone you go back with, so we could talk about the good old days when you

talk about the good old days when you

talk about the good old days when you and I were doing Second City together.

and I were doing Second City together.

and I were doing Second City together. >> It's not It's not you, either, TIM.

>> It's not It's not you, either, TIM.

>> It's not It's not you, either, TIM. SCREW YOU, COLBERT.

SCREW YOU, COLBERT.

SCREW YOU, COLBERT. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE. GIVE ME THOSE BANANAS.

GIVE ME THOSE BANANAS.

GIVE ME THOSE BANANAS. >> [applause]

>> [applause]

>> [applause] [cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering] >> THANKS, BUDDY.

>> THANKS, BUDDY.

>> THANKS, BUDDY. LOVE YOU.

LOVE YOU.

LOVE YOU. >> [applause]

>> I'll tell you one thing. I'll tell you

>> I'll tell you one thing. I'll tell you

>> I'll tell you one thing. I'll tell you one thing. It's nice nice fellows. I'll

one thing. It's nice nice fellows. I'll

one thing. It's nice nice fellows. I'll tell you one thing. This show ending

tell you one thing. This show ending

tell you one thing. This show ending does have one upside. I won't have to

does have one upside. I won't have to

does have one upside. I won't have to talk about the inevitable rise of the

talk about the inevitable rise of the

talk about the inevitable rise of the machine overlords.

machine overlords.

machine overlords. You know, though I have recently been

You know, though I have recently been

You know, though I have recently been given some hope for mankind in the form

given some hope for mankind in the form

given some hope for mankind in the form of this new dancing robot from China.

>> [music]

[music]

[music]

[music]

[music]

>> Man,

that new Michael Jackson movie looks

that new Michael Jackson movie looks

that new Michael Jackson movie looks good.

Now, a lot of people have been asking me

Now, a lot of people have been asking me

Now, a lot of people have been asking me what I plan to do after tonight, and the

what I plan to do after tonight, and the

what I plan to do after tonight, and the answer is drugs. But,

answer is drugs. But,

answer is drugs. But, >> [applause and cheering]

>> [applause and cheering]

>> [applause and cheering] >> here's the thing. I just found this out.

>> here's the thing. I just found this out.

>> here's the thing. I just found this out. This just came out, right? The National

This just came out, right? The National

This just came out, right? The National Marine Mammal Foundation in my beloved

Marine Mammal Foundation in my beloved

Marine Mammal Foundation in my beloved home state of South Carolina has a

home state of South Carolina has a

home state of South Carolina has a slightly different idea. Thank you.

slightly different idea. Thank you.

slightly different idea. Thank you. Because down there, they put up this

Because down there, they put up this

Because down there, they put up this billboard saying, "Wanted: Former Late

billboard saying, "Wanted: Former Late

billboard saying, "Wanted: Former Late Show host burdened by whale-related

Show host burdened by whale-related

Show host burdened by whale-related childhood ambition."

childhood ambition."

childhood ambition." It's actually one of a series of

It's actually one of a series of

It's actually one of a series of billboards targeted at me from the

billboards targeted at me from the

billboards targeted at me from the Marine Mammal Foundation. And I got to

Marine Mammal Foundation. And I got to

Marine Mammal Foundation. And I got to say, it is really flattering to be

say, it is really flattering to be

say, it is really flattering to be considered. You know, and it's one of

considered. You know, and it's one of

considered. You know, and it's one of the only billboards in South Carolina

the only billboards in South Carolina

the only billboards in South Carolina that doesn't say, "Repent now. Bible is

that doesn't say, "Repent now. Bible is

that doesn't say, "Repent now. Bible is real. Dial 1-800-Hell-For-You.

real. Dial 1-800-Hell-For-You.

real. Dial 1-800-Hell-For-You. Cracker Barrel in two exits."

Cracker Barrel in two exits."

Cracker Barrel in two exits." And here's the thing. I don't know how

And here's the thing. I don't know how

And here's the thing. I don't know how they knew this, but it is true that as a

they knew this, but it is true that as a

they knew this, but it is true that as a little boy, I grew up wanting to be

little boy, I grew up wanting to be

little boy, I grew up wanting to be Jacques Cousteau. So, I really

Jacques Cousteau. So, I really

Jacques Cousteau. So, I really appreciate the letter that they sent to

appreciate the letter that they sent to

appreciate the letter that they sent to me and they put up on their website

me and they put up on their website

me and they put up on their website saying, "The work is essential. The

saying, "The work is essential. The

saying, "The work is essential. The mission matters deeply, and the dolphins

mission matters deeply, and the dolphins

mission matters deeply, and the dolphins are cautiously optimistic about your

are cautiously optimistic about your

are cautiously optimistic about your availability."

availability."

availability." What?

What?

What? The dolphins know I got canceled?

The dolphins know I got canceled?

The dolphins know I got canceled? Wait, IS THAT TRUE, DOLPHINS?

WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

It's going to be fun.

It's going to be fun.

It's going to be fun. Stick around.

Stick around.

Stick around. >> [music]

[music]

[music]

>> Woo!

>> Woo!

>> Woo! >> [cheering and applause]