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once upon a time when things were rotten

not just food but also King forgotten

everybody takes

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to bless their business boy oh boy it

was business Goods

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so when other Legends are forgotten

we'll remember back from things

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so when other Legends are forgotten

we'll remember back from please

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coming soon on this very site

severed Meadows total Leisure Living

from Hubert but if you build here what

happens to our homes

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I could care less about your homes

I just registered my kid at school

besides this is where our roots are

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I suggest you stop your sniveling and

start your hobble hunting

come on

let's get this news to Robin Hood

do a shot fryer

no fair what's the matter Two Against

One

not bad for a man of the cloth hey Robin

fryer You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet

three why not

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I bring an important message

Little John how many times do I have to

tell you

it's the poster oh yeah

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Sherwood Meadows they're going to tear

down the peasants homes and put up

luxury houses for the rich Burgers we

can't allow the sheriff to do this to

our friends yeah man The Peasants are

brothers an attack upon the peasants is

an attack upon us

wait wait wait a minute I'm not arguing

with you you know I'm on your side

remember oh yeah yeah of course what are

we going to do Robbie they're not men

we'll stop the sheriff but first hold it

I know what comes first I go to the

castle and find out the plan

she's way ahead of you Robin

I better be off

how about one for the road

that's in case it's a two-lane Highway

oh so this is Sherwood Meadows precisely

soon wealthy Burgers by the hundreds now

the thousands will be living in homes

like these yes but they'll have to be

very small people

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and all of it controlled by my company

Hubert and Associates a division of

greed and avarice Incorporated

to build these homes we will have to cut

down Sherwood Forest giving Robin Hood

no place to hide but how

not if the four guys from Gloucester are

on the job the four guys from Gloucester

yes the world's greatest Wood Choppers

we were fortunate to get them that they

walked off their last job it seems the

forest they were chopping down was

haunted they refused to work in an

enchanted forest

isn't it silly strong men afraid of

ghosts and goblins witches of crawly

things

but how could just four men chop down an

entire Forest

surely nobody could do that oh really

have you ever heard of Bald Mountain

yes well that was their work all we said

was take a little off the top

by Nightfall Sherwood Forest will be as

flat as the world

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let's see four men that means if they

start chopping now they should be done

by noon

1975.

I feel that you are taking this much too

lightly well Mary I think the sheriff is

taking us much too alive yes

these men are the four guys from

Gloucester the ones that worked on the

Sahara Forest

no no you mean the Sahara Desert

now

Marion Marion Marion when you've been in

this business as long as I have you can

smell a threat a mile away men relax

take it easy as you were huh as you were

oh I was over here which one

which way

then I was like this I can't wait to

meet the four guys

I've admired them for so long be patient

Bertram they will be here any moment now

what's the first thing you're going to

buy when you become a rich

oh I think I'll buy that second horse

something for in town

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axes and all wow

Mountain Greenery be your heart Greenery

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presenting the four guys from Gloucester

all England for the past four years guy

the beaver Butler

250 pounds guy Bubba Cooper from

Liverpool State guy tutor of Tinker in

fact for his 10th player season the

captain of the team guy Mad Dog demo

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with my ax tied behind my back how do

you want the wood floorboards shingles

toothpicks maybe they're excellent then

let us begin here boss thanks Guy

Sheriff

according to the union rules it's

against the law to cut chop or trim any

Forest that is Enchanted

you share this place ain't hunted

positive

it's not me of course I don't scare

easily but

it's the guys over there you know

rest assured that Sherwood Forest is not

Enchanted

too soon

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Robin Hood is in for a little surprise

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what's the password

um Robin loves Marion

what's that

this is something we said

Little John quickly go see what's going

on

him

mler

hey they're really doing it there's more

guys chopping down Sherwood Forest

I didn't believe that four men could do

this we must act fast

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oh man there goes the neighborhood

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this is a real bummer Jack I just had my

tree redecorated then we've got to do

something to stop this destruction right

you are Robin let's go and rip those

wood cutters apart come on Ronaldo hey

hold it hold it what's all of us talk

about killing and destruction let's do

it

wait these are just working men doing

their jobs the sheriff is our Real Enemy

we must find a way to stop them without

hurting them

and they walked off their last job the

forest they were chopping down was

haunted they refused to work in an

enchanted forest

did anybody hear a Bing

wait I have an idea and it just made me

crazy enough to work

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don't worry about the escrow we'll

handle everything the receipt thank you

very much for your deposit and I'm sure

you'll be very happy here at Sherwood

Meadow bye now

we're really wrecking it in all these

wealthy Burgers have money to melt

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don't look now but it's Burger Holloway

made of Fortune and dairy products he's

known as a cheeseburger

Welcome to our model home

as soon as Sherwood Pharmacy level you

may inspect your love but in the

meantime allow us to give you a tour

yeah

yeah yeah

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you gotta knock

yeah

come in

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it's nice in here huh

hey boss

I was stuck in here

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give me a chance to think

as to quiet Make some noise

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well Wood Choppers right we chop it down

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Mirage

I would love to have you for dinner

catch my drift

hahaha

look out behind you

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I think I've been on this diet too long

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put me down

I must have been those wild berries

weird huh right

well back to work I'll give a bonus to

the first man who chops down 50 trees

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we can arrange for easy low down

payments

and here is something that I personally

believe no 12th century home should be

without

your own your very own automatic washer

for

put it on the Run Cycle

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that's fine Ronaldo you look great you

blend right in see you later

all right I'll take this tree you take

that tree okay boss got you

hi it's shrimpy

drop that ass man

I said drop it turkey

you talking to me no I'm talking to

myself of course I'm talking to you man

what do you think I'm crazy

put it right there okay be right back

there's three is talking to me

hey you drinking on a job nope

come here boy boss this is the tree tree

this is my boss go ahead say hello

you talk to me talk to my boss

I'll start the conversation you got to

break the ice boss

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what's new

how's the family

how about those Bears huh

I think the Vikings will take it this

year

did you put yourself together Manny cut

it down

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so much for the sleeping quarters and

keep in mind that all homes are close to

schools convenient for shopping and near

all major cars lines just in case Abby

Works downtown

and finally the fiesta resistance

a tired Burger comes home from a hard

day of berging

wine a place where he can get away

get away from and think and

for that purpose we have created a shed

of human exclusive

your own

your very own then

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now if you'll step this way we'll

arrange for your down payment

bats and snakes and lizards too

bubbling's cauldron of witches brew

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boys look like you could use some

dragony

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we gotta get out of here Ryan's best

hey what's that sound it's Forest drums

that's all we need Indians

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hey they got a trap we're surrounded

attack and play yourself together as

long as the drums are playing we're okay

it's when the drums stop then we've got

to worry

now we're worried

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pretty much

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what do you ghosts want from us

we want you to put the forest back the

way it was

you got it you heard him die for the

force back the way it was

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it's all back the way it was good now

leave and never darken our forest again

you may go go

consider us gone

because you're among the first to

purchase one of these homes I'm throwing

this in a do-it-yourself milked it

you cannot believe you have a job to do

shower Forest must be leveled upon

Nightfall no way Sherwood Forest is

haunted yeah with ghosts and witches and

vampires people walking around with no

heads it was horrible we were lucky to

get out alive

what you've done you have caused me to

lose my prized customers

I am going to take you to court I am

going to sue you I'm going to turn your

names into mud I'm going to ruin your

reputation

we're going and now

they're scared

shut up here we are with no future so

what are we to do what was this and they

left you holding the bag gas patching

they left me holding the bag

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oh thank you we're very wealthy Burgers

from the northern province of charcoal

ah yes but the chocolate

chocolate what can we do for you well

from out of town and we are easily to

see

to see for the house and we've got lots

of money to spend let's see

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allow me to give you a tour of our model

home oh that would be simply wonderful

handsome

over here we have a French kitchen oh

what's over here good looking oh that's

just the den just the then we'll show

you that later or couldn't we see it now

I need a place to come by many riches or

by all means

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but we've changed our minds thanks

anyway

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yeah

but they seem like such a nice couple

especially the woman you idiot that was

no woman it was your wife no it was a

Robin Hood money

he may have ruined the project but he

didn't get our money

you have changed for the candy wrapper

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all right

everybody

it's better than the attention and fried

pheasants

may we halt the festivities for a moment

I would like to formally thank the

sheriff and the and their burgers for

their very generous

because

I wonder where the four guys from

Gloucester are right now

wherever they are they're still running

I'm afraid of ghosts and witches

it is silly isn't it

Ronaldo what happened did you fall in

love with your ghost costume

Ronaldo

Ronaldo hey man you cold

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