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Once Upon Time When

were not

also everybody kicked the peasants

things were bad and that a good then

came Robin

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Hood their bus boy boy was business good

good Forin Hood

they laugh they love they they drank

they jumed a lot

of they robbed the rich the poor except

what they kep

expenses so when other legs are

forgot remember when

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were they laugh they love they they

drank they

a lot

ofes they robbed the rich the poor

except what they for

expenses so when other Legends are

forgotten remember back forgotten day

for

that reted Outlaw that worm that weasel

that slipper that that that scurvy swine

oh he slips through my fingers like like

like like a shin laap

through

precisely now sh you're being too hard

on yourself after all think of what the

odds were 10 to

one I know but in our favor then why

don't you cut down the odds H cut down

the odds cut them down cut them down cut

them

down B

them you are a fool you are an imbecile

and you may be

right I beg your

pardon I may be right this isn't a trick

is it no

bam cutting down the odds is precisely

what I intend to do down to one to one

Robin Hood a common

outlaw versus the Black

Knight professional bow SL

brilliant Sheriff I just love the way

you bounce back after a humiliating

defeat thank you get the Black Knight on

the horn

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it is long distance you know and that's

only the area

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code that was a close battle men but the

prize was worth it make way for a sack

of Prince Don's finest

treasure what is his father giving it to

the sheriff in the first place he could

just deliver it to us directly and

eliminate the middleman hey wait a

minute wait a minute wait a minute

there's supposed to be a pair of

beautiful diamond earrings in there what

happened to them I sir am a man of the

cloth oh you're out of

line beats me hand them over I had to

wear them man no buckets oh you guys are

so serious it was the latest style in

the

forest now what are these words

huh what a set some baguette blue white

all

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right look at this a Spanish de Bloon

and another Spanish

de Lads there's blood on the

ground someone's been hurt it's not me

it's not you it's not me then who's been

hurt my L is a be and I have just tuned

it for to play me a verse of how Robin

got wounded it Robin wounded tolded it

if he wanted us to know he would have

tolded it us yes he is a proud man M

Marian's right Robin is a legend and you

never can walk in on a legend when he's

bleeding you must find out if he's

wounded without damaging his pride

hey

Robin how bad they get

you get me what are you talking about I

I know nothing about a wounded arm it's

his

arm no it's it's all right a slight

wound they only crease me I'll be fine

by

Nightfall guys guys gal this won't be a

pretty sight I'd better handle it

come

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look it's a black knight black KN it's a

black knck black knck

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[Laughter]

oh the Black Knight I presume didn't

your mother ever teach you to knock

Bertram we need not stand on ceremony

with the man who's about to rid us of

Robin

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Hood it's empty I can see that where is

the Black Knight yes where is your

master

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speak right

here a practical joke sight just a

precaution in my profession there's

always some young Sheriff trying to gain

a quick reputation by eliminating the

Black Knight then uh why don't you just

kill the rebel killing is my business

not my pleasure then what is your

pleasure none of your

business if your skill matches your wit

then Robin Hood will soon be dead Robin

Hood a formidable adversary

I commend you your taste in enemies

thank

you this day you will make him a

challenge he cannot refuse publicly

accuse him of cowardness insult his

Heritage make fun of his jerk and

whatever make him accept a meeting with

you a duel to the death his I wouldn't

have it any other way any other

way shut him up

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here is your fee in advance is we

agreed uh we have a bargain

then

B you have my word as a knight of the

realm On My Honor I affix my seal to

this contract

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and now I retire to my tent to meditate

upon my

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mission one moment that's a lot of money

how do we know you're as good as you say

you are after all we've never seen a

sble of your work have

we lucky

cluster I bet he couldn't do it again

you may be right

bam which is why I plan to have some of

my archers strategically placed behind

sight the day of the duel Robin Hood

will die one way or

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another thank you Maran it's it's a

beautiful present I mean bandage oh

Robin is there much pain no it only

hurts when I do that then don't do that

Robin Robin these notices have been

posted throughout Nottingham the Black

Knight challenges you to a duel

crossbows at 20 Paces at a neutal sight

of your own choosing let me have that

and Robin it's been nice knowing you me

and the MS really appreciate everything

you've done for us and

best I'm a lily livered

what my uncle is a

who wait a minute wait a minute nobody

makes am I

jerking what's this all about well

apparently the sheriff has hired the

renowned Black Knight to do his dirty

work for him you're not going to accept

are you Marion a public challenge is a

public trust it cannot go unanswered so

answer it tell them

no I can't say that okay then try uh-uh

uh-uh I cannot say uh-uh but you're not

even enemies you've never met Robin

sometimes it takes more courage to

refuse a challenge than to accept it I

suppose so too bad I don't have that

kind of Courage but Robin you can't you

shouldn't you mustn't you're wounded I

can I should I must look I I'll just use

my good arm Robin That's Impossible you

know you're a devout right-hander then

I'll have to become a convert you won't

have a prayer the you cannot do that

enough enough now this is my decision to

make and I must ponder it alone but what

is there to

decide Maran this is a matter of Honor

could you love love a man without honor

yes if he was living well then could you

love a man without Pride oh I give up

you're a fool a stubborn pigheaded fool

Robin if you go through with this you'll

never see me again do not forsake me oh

my darling Robin no make up your mind

it's either the Black Knight oh

me you want to talk about laying it on

the

line well I guess she put the ball into

your court

Robble what'll it

be I don't know

Alan oh to be torn Twix love and Duty

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okay okay that's all nice nice give us

the bow no question hand it over Robin

what is the meaning of this Robin you've

been practicing for two two days now

you're getting nowhere and we're not

letting you leave the forest till the

Black Knight is out of town and that's

final we're all agreed and and that goes

for him

too you don't think I can do it h oh

right no very well little John here oh

excuse me take my

crossbow hey now you're talking man and

while you're at it why don't you take my

honor H we not taking you that is what

you're doing you know but I bow I bow to

the wishes of my

men my men that's right I guess I have

no right to call them that anymore there

they've lost faith in me talking about

faith in anybody that's what we no no no

no I understand only too well I'll just

hang up my quiver and head out to

pasture is oh but don't worry about a

new leader there are lots of them around

well who could do that Robin perhaps one

of you who not one of us not me not me I

don't want it gracias than come

on

Alan faithful ballad maker hey

guy write when I'm gone that I did some

good WR that for one brief Shining

Moment there lived in Sherwood a noble

Outlaw are you getting all this come on

Rumble so you see Lads you may save my

life but in so doing you take away my

honor and if I have no honor I have no

life a man without honor is like a man

without a head and without a head what

does a man

have

Ronaldo no place to put his

hat well there you

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are

here let's go guys a man's got to

practice

what happened we had him then we lost

him I tell you what happened Little John

the man whipped us with a silver tongue

well what are we going to do now we will

pray for an

answer I got an

idea thank you little John you come with

me hey what are we chopped

venison okay shut up we'll do the

talking and don't make a move or I'll

give you a worthy sax and blow across

your crown give him the

gold okay here's the deal Robin Hood is

wounded in the arm he can't fight but

he's going to fight and that ain't right

so take the money and get out of town

tonight or right night he said all right

night out of

s this is

nice where do you get this pick and Save

in Madrid right

beautiful nice

night you RI you

weasel who's there the Black Knight the

Black Knight who you idiot let him in

there's no one

here I'm

here wait what brings you here sight

indeed it must be urgent for you to

appear without your partner partner your

Silent

[Laughter]

Partner Silent Partner that's very good

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enough I want you to let me out of our

bargain

What impossible a bargain is a bargain a

Deal's a deal you break it you bought it

your word is your bond I will not fight

a wounded

man Robin

wounded

oh

delightful now you are guaranteed a

victory it would be a hollow Victory

indeed to kill a a wounded

man Hollow smow you will kill him we

made a bargain I have your very own seal

on Bam's hand to prove it is that your

final

word final finally

final and no tricks you had better shoot

to

kill I'll kill him for

you but once he's dead I'm coming after

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you

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go you know Sheriff you're remarkably

composed for a man who's about to be

brutally murdered thank you Bertram but

I'm not

concerned I will simply have to tell my

art to train their arrows on two men

instead of

one

oh I just love it when you're so

despicable

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are my archers in

place a place for every

Archer and every archer in his place

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the feel of fear in the air B look The

Peasants are shaking in their

[Laughter]

boats

hey any sign of marry Lads I'm afraid

not Robin are you sure

no all I see are some peasants the

Nobles the sheriff my brother and some

guy in Black armor yes that would be the

Black Knight the Black Knight Knight

what's he doing here he's supposed to be

out of town looks like the old double

Crosser room let's get the Black Knight

yeah let's get them no Lads this is my

fight now leave

me I've got to get

ready it's almost high

noon but I don't like the looks to this

something went

wrong this is the beginning of the end

berum yes the start of the finish the

front of the back the tip of the top the

top of the bottom the the shut of the up

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make your move

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you see that he did that

left-handed any

questions fire kill them

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both hello there

eat now shoot

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later well I guess that's it we have him

covered now stay your weapons men this

man shall dine with us tonight in

Sherwood would you like to join us for a

bite night right

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right farewell sir Knight you are always

welcome here so next time give us a

couple of days notice so we can swipe

you some shet goodbye don't do anything

that I wouldn't do don't take any wooden

sovereigns

hey give me a break huh I wonder just

who was that black knight anyway men

called me

Lester

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Lester Lester of

chiester

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later man I ain't never SE seen anything

like that in the forest before yes a KN

with a mustache

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day for B