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once upon a time when things were rotten

not just food but also case because

everybody

Rose

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so with other Legends are forgotten

we'll remember things

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I the trim of Nottingham Royal tax

collector on behalf of Hubert Lord High

Sheriff of Nottingham to hereby Proclaim

there shall be a great public selling of

land whose land yes

wow this is unseemly first you take all

our money in taxes and now you tell us

you're selling our land what shall we

have love nothing I imagine

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hold your tongue

no I won't hold my tongue I won't

this would never have happened if our

good King Richard were here

no it's that evil you sober Prince John

and the sheriff who commit these

injustices

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put him in his place

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in this place

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yes but it is

sniffly

snugly herb

something not good for me coming up

good day good day Robin

and how it goes it Bert up to this

moment swell

you know everyone don't you Little John

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and the good fryer tuck

blessed to my son

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Alan please and I'm back to Robin thank

you and of course you must know your

twin brother Ronaldo

how could I forget such an embarrassing

and disgraceful stain upon the family

escutcheon

or you got a big mouth man easy birdie

not smart so true

well it looks like a royal tax collector

is waited down with gold why don't you

liken Bernie's

I compose a message for him to take to

the Sheriff of Nottingham let me see my

dear

frog face is that a good start oh you

like it

well one thinking of our carrier pigeon

last

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you are late headwinds

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message

my dear what

I'm Robin of Loxley vow that so long as

I ride free through the forest of share

where the rightful end of The Peasant

shall never fall into the hands of

Prince John or the Sheriff of Nottingham

his Royal stooge oh stools is it oh

that's what it looks like from here

dude oh

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the absolute goal of that man

coming out a Bergen

threatening me the Royal stood

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oh

all right Merwin

you can go now see you same time

tomorrow

right sir thank you sir

good shooting sir

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you must think on how to break this news

to my lead Prince John

I Fearless will not sit kindly with him

see

my plan should you approve is simple yet

brilliant

you write your own reviews don't you

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mate Marion what are you doing there

knitting seems more like spying to me of

course she's knitting she's doing this

isn't she spying is this

all right the plan the plan speak

my flag Mr hold an archery contest an

artery contest

an archery contest fantastic

to what end an archery contest yes to

what end to what end an archery contest

will bring out the best archers in the

land sir

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Robin Hood's Pride would not permit him

to stay away from the contest

and when he comes

capture him catch him Robin yes we'll

capture Robin and we'll take him to the

dungeon and we'll put him in the wreck

and we'll cut off his hair and we'll

make him eat asparagus mush yes I'm so

glad I thought of that

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okay

wait for the evening prayer

I said wait

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to graciously thank you for what we are

about to receive amen amen we fall for

that every time

enjoy enjoy

guys guys where's the man where's Robin

oh

that's the salt would you please friend

and you asked the question why is this

man our leader

Allen please

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oh man you want to talk about pain

Ronaldo why do you do that man I want to

be like you I do everything like you

you're beautiful you are the forest

well thank you Robin how'd we do today

yes Ronaldo the day's receipts please

we stole from the reach 274 gold

sovereigns we gave to the poor 264

gosabrese

what happened to the other 10 gold

sovereigns

hey man we got expenses you can run

around the forest today for nothing I

don't stop going up I know not to work

okay okay here's the money

look I make a wish

I was kidding you come on yeah

do you realize that unless each peasant

can produce 500 gold sovereigns Prince

John will take their land hey guys what

are we gonna do we will pray with all

our might that Prince John has a change

of heart and what if he don't we're not

cold

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friend

what about the horse

well you can't be too sure about

anything nowadays

I have news from the palace news that

they cost to your life Robin

I want to talk about love folks take a

gander at Cupid's finest word

my darling what is it

what is what this news that might cost

me my life oh yeah

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my bag please

here

and Afghan will cost me my life is it a

poisoned Afghan no read it it has a

message I knitted it myself

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so the Sheriff of Nottingham is going to

try to lure me into the open by staging

an archery contest as though Al Robin

would be full enough to walk into such

an obvious truck

so they think that I'll fall prey to my

own vanity

that's a good one forget my ball I have

to go

but you can't you'll get captured that's

just what the Shelf wants that's what I

want to

wait a minute Lads don't you see if I'm

captured I will be taken to the Royal

dungeon that's right wherein lies the

Royal treasure so so

me you rescue me yeah we rescue the gold

yeah give that rescued goal to The

Peasants yeah and the peasants thereby

rescue their land

my ladies

The Peasant let the finals of the royal

archery contest commence the first

Archer Lord Percy of cumberban

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the third finalist

Hubert Lord High Sheriff of Nottingham

here

Hubert

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he split it

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the final finalist

the uh old hermit of uh Sherwood Forest

whoever

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thank you in fact just a bit too good I

knew you'd like it I hope you enjoyed it

because it's your last oh

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take him away

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ERS today Bertram all right gretches you

know what the sheriff wants

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he can't hear you oh

yeah

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thank you I really must come down here

more often it's the only place I can

genuinely unwind

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I still love the game room I wonder how

our good friend Robin Hood is enjoying

his stay here we should know in the

dingling of a ding dang

this is his self

where is he called the dog Showtime

carry on Sheriff I'm a captive buddy

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Prince Zhang is not unaware of the

esteem with which you are held

throughout the land and so

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bargain in return for your freedom you

will deny your support to King Richard

and Slater undying allegiance to Prince

John Prince John

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I would sooner Square my undying

allegiance to a toad

what would you well perhaps we can

persuade you differently

bring in the Iron Maiden bringing

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it ever see one of these Robin lovely

piece of work don't you agree get even

better and let us show cocky Robin what

this does to a man

questions

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have a change of heart Robin

through a fairly well I'll never throw

in my lot with Vermin like you

this is

there will be no executions while the

royal ball is in progress but

you shall have the singular honor of

being the first to die after

the ball is over

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I do you constantly avoid me is it

something I did something I said

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everybody

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Orchestra this is Robin's band

now for our next number from the hit

show sideways in Rio

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actually go and rescue Robin and secure

the gold well sweet keep them busy here

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has anyone here seen the Royal stooge I

have he's right over there

yeah

that did it I'm finished

I challenge you to come down here and

say that

now you're gonna get it

hey those are my mother's favorite

drinks

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oh

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oh you have a funny little blemish right

there

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we go

oh

my God foreign

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a sword lads

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no oh oh

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you'll have to go through me first

mother

thanks for the fun and games till we

meet again background

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oh Robin you were so brave I'm so proud

of you The Peasants had their land back

and the sheriff has an Arrow Shirt well

I can't take all the credit for my good

Brave band was there risking their lives

enough Robin

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should not waste it in talk our lips

should be engaged in more

pleasurable activity

oh my dearest mirror hand

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s

you want to talk about love we're going

to talk about what true fine love is not

dirt that's nice real people human

people some people who use each other

but people who want to build a

relationship maybe you have a family one

of these days what will we put here for

to work in a post office and die to kill

me that's the way I feel

all right

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thank you