Original subtitles

A Toei Presentation

Sex Up and Down

Eirin Classification #16917

Planning: Kaname Ogizawa & Akio Anzai Screenplay: Masahiro Kakefuda & Takeo Kaneko

Director of Photography: Hanjiro Nakazawa Editor: Tomio Sota Music: Toshiaki Tsushima Art Director: Hiromu Kitagawa

Audio Recording: Tadayuki Komatsu Lighting: Shiro Kuwana

Still Photographer: Yoshio Fujii Assistant Director: Shunya Ito

Starring:

Shingo Yamashiro

Toru Yuri / Ryohei Uchida Jun Tatara

Mieko Tsudoi / Yayoi Watanabe Miki Sugimoto / Yukie Kagawa

Masao Komatsu / Kiyoshi Hitomi Hachiro Misumi / Matasaburo Niwa Ken Sawaaki

Yoko Mihara / Kiyoko Tange / Mitsuko Aoi Chie Kobayashi / Keiko Matsui

Taro Nanshu / Hiroyuki Miya / Ryoichi Tamagawa Iwao Dan / Hachiro Tako / Gozo Soma

Rena Ichinose / Keiko Maki / Hidemi Hara Mayumi Yoshida / Sanae Enomoto / Misayo Tanaka Mamiko Matsushita / Yoko Kono

Akira Kuji / Tetsuya Kigawa Koji Sawada

Directed by Shin Takakuwa

- Please. - Thanks.

Hey!

- Welcome! You are late today. - Yes, I have been busy. Coffee.

Yes.

Hello.

Huh? Sexual acupressure massage?

Hello? This is just a cafe...

Huh? Am I frigid?

Me! Me! It's for me! Hello?

This is the sexual acupressure massage headquarters.

My secretary is still learning. Sorry about that.

I see... That's a common symptom.

Okay, I see. Please come to see us as soon as possible.

Thank you.

Mister! What kind of business are you running?

Here.

I solve any kind of sex-related problem.

Dr. Tanno.

Wow, disgusting.

- What is this? - Ah, Miss...

I would like to introduce Wrinkle 00.

It is only 0.03 thick.

So you don't feel anything While using it.

In addition, this one has indentations to prevent it from coming off.

Also, it is entirely oil coated for smooth movement.

- It's like a bald guy's head. - I am not interested!

What do you think?

This is not impressive enough, either? Okay. Fine.

Please check this out. This is our proprietary product.

Look at this vibration!

This is why this product is special.

- I do have a vibrator. - What are you talking about?

Miss! This is not an average vibrator available everywhere.

This vibration can go higher, lower, stronger and softer according to your needs.

- Do you want to try it? - I am fine.

I already know it.

I am done selling today. Sorry about that.

Okay! Miss! I am going to show you a must-buy item now!

This is our company's secret product. We don't sell this to anyone else.

This is one of our masterpieces by Mr. Zengoro!

A glove made of a toad's skin!

If you massage yourself with this, 80% of ladies will get aroused!

It's simply great!

- I already have that too. - I see...

Hey, do you have anything more interesting?

I do! This is a must-buy item for some people!

This is it!

There is an organization in the US called CIA, and they always succeed in their missions!

They succeed using this! This is a listening device!

- A listening device? - Yes.

When you attach this to a wall, you can hear everything from your neighbor's!

Wow, that sounds interesting. Give it to me for a sec.

Can you hear?

What are you hearing?

Every woman has 36 erogenous zones on her body.

When you draw a line connecting all of them, that's called the Erogenous Line.

When you stimulate these gently the hidden pleasure of love inside you will get activated.

Miss! Miss!

My training is over!

My fee will be 10,000 yen in accordance with Healthy Ministry regulations.

What are you talking about? What are you going to do for me after getting me so aroused?

Miss! I think you are one of the most sensitive ones I have met so far.

I don't think you need any more treatment.

I don't care about the treatment.

Hey...

Okay! Okay! I understand what you want.

But the fee will double because of the consumption of my stamina.

It is somewhat costly.

Fine. I will give you as much as you want.

Miss!

I, Dr. Tanno, am going to use my secret technics to the maximum for you!

Hey! You! Are you there?

- It must be my husband! Run! - Run?

- Honey! Wait a sec! - Where?

- This way! Hurry! - Kinue!

Honey! Wait a sec!

I am on the toilet!

- What about the extra service? - What? You didn't even start! Hurry!

I'm in big trouble!

- Honey! - Kinue...

Honey... It's nothing.

Kinue! You again?

Honey... I am sorry.

That bastard!

- Hi! - Hi! What are you doing?

- Mister! Sorry! Would you start for me? - You must be in big trouble.

- Ah! It's opening! - Wait!

Shit!

Whit!

- It's opening again! This car is faulty! - It's an automatic door!

What a scary face! Speed up!

- Hey! Where are you going? - Somewhere I can lose him!

Road Closed

Mister! Can you speed up?

I bought this carat 15,000 yen. I can't go any faster.

Do something!

- Okay! I am going to step on the gas! - Stop it! We are approaching a bridge!

- What are you doing? - Just speed up!

- Do something! - This road looks weird.

It's not even a proper road! It's water! I have to escape!

I am not kidding!

Help me! What's this? This is all because of you!

- Hey! - Yes.

Yes? Stop being depressed, Mister!

But think about it. I've lost my car and inventories.

I am a conman with no assets.

Well... I can see it's hard for you to start over at your age.

Hold on.

Wait a second, Mister. Check out this bankbook.

1, 10, 100, 1000, 1000, 10000, 100000, 1000000...

2,300,000? How were you able to save this much?

Fraud?

No. This here. My Magic Fingers.

My fingers have played a big role in saving this much.

But how are you going to use this much money?

I left my hometown, Tondabayashi, Osaka, to come here.

- I am from Oshamanbe, Hokkaido. - I have a dream.

I am going to build a big building in this gigantic city called Tokyo.

What kind of building?

A building for various sex therapies!

There are a lot of people in Tokyo experiencing sex-related problems.

So I am going to provide consultations and treat them.

Not only I can help people but also earn money out of it.

I've had this dream since I left my hometown, Todabayashi.

- Hey! Wait! Your ass is exposed! - I didn't notice.

Mr. Oshamanbe!

This is the outline of my therapy.

I become a sex consultant, and you become a sex-toy expert.

What do you think? Would you like to do business together?

Let's do it!

Yes!

- Excuse me. - Welcome!

How can I help you?

Excuse me... How about the consultation?

Ah, okay. A consultation... Follow me.

Please be careful with the stairs.

Follow me. Follow me.

Doctor will be here shortly. Doctor!

You are supposed to talk with him.

But...

I am Dr. Tanno, please come in.

So, what is the problem?

Huh?

Actually...

We have been married for 3 years now.

She is very frigid and doesn't respond to be at all.

- It's been very hard for us. - During what?

You have such a cute wife.

You are a winner!

Okay, let me check for symptoms.

Please!

Okay, let me start checking.

Relax... Relax...

You are not actually frigid.

You have good responses.

Mister! She is more sensitive than the average woman, actually.

Check this out.

Relax...

Okay. Keep it up...

This is very good.

I am in paradise.

This is very good.

God has given women a significantly stronger sense of pleasure than men.

Mister!

As her husband, you are responsible for enlightening her sexually.

This kind of tragedy occurs because you only think about the sex you want.

Sorry.

You are such a straightforward person.

She will return to normal after 5-6 visits.

The fee is high, but you can use our 10-month installment loan.

So please don't worry.

That will help me a lot.

Ayako!

I am happy!

Thank you very much.

Honey!

- Do it properly from now on! - Yes, Ayako!

I will try harder!

Excuse me!

Cuties!

Do you need a consultation too?

Yes.

- Hey! You are working right now! - I got distracted.

- I will call the Doctor. - Please.

Doctor! Doctor!

I am Dr. Tanno.

How cute.

Don't worry.

Sex-related problems are not embarrassing.

- What's the problem? - Well...

Actually...

Hey!

Who has granted you a permission to do business here?

Who do you think I am?

Well... I have no idea.

Who are you anyway?

Sorry for the late introduction.

I am Rumi Porno.

I have liked porn since I was young.

I have slept with 500 guys since I was 12.

I've had 23 abortions.

I am well-known for having a tight vagina.

I am like a fully bloomed rose.

Everybody knows me!

So you have never heard of Big Sis Rumi Porno?

I am Younger Sis Michi. I am well-known for having big tits!

I am also Younger Sis Mari with fantastic seducing skills!

So, how much can you pay us?

- Pay you? - Hey! Ladies!

Stop talking! Just go home like grown-ups!

You can come again when you are old enough to pull this off.

Don't treat us like kids!

What you do is exactly what kids would do!

We know you are fooling naive people!

We won't budge until you give us something!

I see. I understand the situation now.

But I am not doing anything illegal.

You are threatening a wrong person.

Think again!

Don't be stubborn! You must need nurses!

We are actually nursing school dropouts.

Idiot! I am taking care of everything by myself...

Anyway, I don't need nurses.

Isn't it going to be hard to double as a receptionist when you are busy?

We can reduce your workload.

Excuse me.

- Welcome. - Please come in.

Love Consultation Room

- Please come in. - I... I...

You need a consultation, don't you?

Sex-related problems are not embarrassing.

- Okay, please come in. - Please go inside.

Well... Well...

Hey! You! Wait there!

- It hurts! - Wow!

When you see girls, they always look naked to you?

I am a pervert.

I must have sex mania.

There is nothing but darkness in my head right now.

What a fool... You are not a pervert.

That's normal for guys.

But you are sexually frustrated. That's common.

You have never had sex with anyone, have you?

No! Never...

I knew it.

You have too much sexual energy inside of you!

You have to masturbate to calm yourself down.

What is masturbation? Is it a fish?

I give up.

You know nothing.

Okay. I am going to teach you.

Okay, follow me.

Lie down here.

- Michi! Mari! Get naked! - Okay!

Alright...

- You can't! - It's no big deal!

Leave it to me!

Wow, you have a proper hard-on.

Your tank must be full.

No wonder you imagine strange things.

One, two... One, two...

How is it?

It feels good, doesn't it?

We Solve Any Sex Problems Love Consultation Room

Okay. I am going to introduce the instructor.

He is well-known for his superb expertise in this field.

Dr. Tanno!

Thank you for the introduction!

I am Dr. Tanno.

People say history happens in the night.

You guys were born thanks to your parents' nighttime efforts.

Of course, there must have been some daytime efforts as well.

I would like to introduce to you a sex position that gives...

women the most satisfaction with the least energy consumption.

First, I would like to introduce the most conventional sex position:

Scissoring.

The next one is known as Doggy Style by many people.

Some of you may be familiar with it.

Next, a unique one designed by me.

It's called the Comfortable Cowgirl Position.

People keep saying that this position is very comfortable.

You! You have to say something to help us understand the situation!

Say it!

- Well... - Yes?

- I am unique. - What?

- I don't have any. - Don't have what?

I am even too embarrassed to go to a spa.

Ah, you have no hair.

But that's not a big deal, actually.

But I have a boyfriend now.

If I am not normal...

I see. Okay!

Leave it to me!

I can't solve it in one day, but there are wigs for that.

Anyway, show me first.

Wow, it's very bare.

- Okay. I got it. Hey! Bring it here! - Yes!

Which one should I choose?

Sparse, full, hedgehog...

There are various types, including forest, bushy...

- Which one do you prefer? - Well... The fullest one!

Why didn't you tell me before I started explaining?

The jungle one is the best. 3-B is the one.

This is the one.

Here you go.

It fits perfectly!

You are not supposed to come in!

I love you! I love everything about you.

Can I come in then?

No!

Yasuo!

Are you going to love me for life?

Of course!

We are engaged!

Okay! I am coming in.

Kazu!

Yokoshima Finance

What is this?

Only the monthly interest again?

Thanks to your help, our business shows stable growth now.

I can definitely start paying off the principal in 2-3 months, alright?

He is right. We can definitely earn a lot of money.

Fine.

But if you don't pay, I will take over the shop right away.

- You! Give me that! - But that's for my business!

I won't let you give it to other female kitties!

That's...

You have to pay me from now on!

What a horny old man...

Hey! You guys!

If you provide proper consultation for me, you don't have to care about what he says...

That old bastard doesn't treat me like a woman!

What are you talking about, Miss?

You can't look sexier than this!

I envy that bastard... Your husband!

Your sexiness is giving me a nosebleed.

- Hey! You take care of the rest. - What he said.

Right?

But I still have one problem to solve.

A problem?

That old bastard says my vagina is too loose.

Too loose?

Can you do something about it?

Sorry for the wait.

If you put this in, we can take a pressure reading.

Mari! Put this in for me.

Okay.

Miss! One, take a big breath. Two, hold it. Three, tighten it.

What do you think, Miss? You can increase the pressure, if you keep training.

Hey! Miss! Please follow the instructions she gave you just now.

Isn't this too thin? Don't you have anything thicker?

They sell the same model to customers all over Japan.

You can see the brand here.

Just try it.

Really? Okay...

Put it in deeply and gently.

Hold your breath. Tighten it.

- Saeko! - Honey!

Honey...

Honey...

Honey... I can't help it!

Please take it off now.

Wait a sec.

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

Hurry!

1,2,3,4. 2,2,3,4. 3,2,3,4. 4,2,3,4.

5, 2, 3, 4. 6, 2, 3, 4. 7, 2, 3, 4. 8, 2, 3, 4. 9, 2, 3, 4. 10, 2, 3, 4...

That's not good. You have to try harder!

- Help her! - Yes.

Go around. Hold her foot. That's right.

Let's start!

1, 2, 3, 4. 2, 2, 3, 4. 3, 2, 3, 4. 4, 2, 3, 4. 5, 2, 3, 4. 6, 2, 3, 4.

7,2,3,4. 8,2,3,4. 9,2,3,4. 10,2,3,4. 1,2,3,4. 2,2,3,4. 3,2,3,4...

Okay. Stop!

The heartbeat is slightly off, but I can see you are trying hard!

Having been through so far, you will definitely become a great woman in bed!

I am happy.

That's right. Doctor! Check this out!

- What is this? - This is a key for a chastity belt.

I changed it while that old bastard was asleep.

You are very clever!

I guess the sneaky brain of a mountain lizard hides behind your pretty face!

Whit?

Honey! Honey!

Honey! Take it off now!

I can't stand it anymore!

Honey! Hurry up!

Honey! What's up?

Why?

Hurry!

Why?

Honey! What are you doing?

It can't be!

I got a wrong key!

Congratulations, Miss!

Starting now, the new gate of your life opens up.

New gate?

Please don't get me wrong... Just a door, maybe?

I am happy! I want to try it as soon as possible!

Saeko!

I've made a new key.

You don't have to worry anymore!

Okay! Saeko!

Honey!

I am going to show you how much I have changed.

Lie down now!

One, two...

How is it? Mine is way better than that woman's, isn't it?

1,2,3. 1,2,3...

I paid her to leave. You don't have any complaint, do you?

1,2,3. 1,2,3...

You are the best!

My husband comes home late sometimes...

and he has not asked for sex in about a year now.

Does he have another woman?

Actually, I thought that initially.

I don't think he does.

Wait! Maybe there's something wrong with his dick?

- Rumi! - Yes, Doctor.

No, he was very energetic 1 year ago.

We used to do it twice a week.

Twice a week? I see.

Then let's talk to your husband first.

No, you can't!

Can you find the cause without letting him know?

I see.

I think you have a complicated situation there.

We will use our full capabilities to find the cause.

- Now! - Okay!

- I wonder what is in that bag. - Well... I don't know.

Okinawan War Victory Sato! You bastard! Stop it!

It doesn't feel right.

Maybe he is an international spy.

What would happen to us?

They might kill us if they find us.

Then let's stop tailing him and go home.

What are you talking about?

Work is work. We have to finish it properly.

Let's go!

Hurry!

Hurry! Follow me quickly!

Work!

I see.

He is a peeping tom.

That's the reason why he hasn't had sex with his wife.

Wow, men are weird.

If he is too much into these things, normal sex won't satisfy him.

Look! He is spraying a pesticide!

He is very well-prepared!

How disgusting!

His hand maneuver is very skillful.

He is very good at this!

Huh?

The tree...

The Thinker

Stop it...

I see. He just can't stop.

No...

What?

You are not supposed to touch it!

What?

Hey! What are you doing?

Sorry. Please forgive me.

There are a lot of peeping toms!

Your legs are so beautiful...

That's why I touched them.

You have good taste.

Hey! I forgive you if you hand over that suit.

Huh? I can't.

This is the uniform of the Tokyo branch of the National Peeping Tom Association.

I think everyone is here.

Let me report tonight's booty.

I have 3 pairs of panties.

What do you think?

I've only collected this.

I guess guys get energized after drinking this.

He was not only energized but also strong.

Check this out!

Iburin?

What is this?

- This is a portable bidet. - A bidet?

- A bidet? - Whoa...

I didn't know anyone would carry around a bidets!

This is priceless!

Captain!

Is he a newbie?

I haven't gotten any updates from headquarters.

Really?

I got permission to join tonight's gathering.

He doesn't look fake though.

This must be headquarters' mistake.

Please teach me from now on.

By the way, peeping is a ton of fun!

I see. This is a complicated problem.

Wait? Can't we fix this?

Once a guy gets obsessed with that kind of hobby, it is hard to fix him.

Only a diamond cuts a diamond.

Let's do it. Listen carefully. We are going to...

Okay. Let's do that.

I haven't told you anything yet!

How is it?

I don't feel anything with you.

I can only do this with men.

Of course!

But this is work!

Pretend to you get excited!

That tickles!

It's over now.

It's okay.

This is just a start.

There is something more exciting inside.

It's okay. Hide in there.

She's here.

How is it? She's good, isn't she?

She is! She is!

How about having sex with her?

- Of course I want to. - Go ahead.

- Go ahead? What the hell? - You don't have to worry about anything!

She has not had sex with anyone for a year.

- But... - It's okay. It's okay.

I will take care of everything! Go ahead.

Tamae!

What are you doing here?

I am your wife!

I would do anything you want me to do!

- Tamae! - Honey!

What's the problem?

Well... I am...

Don't be shy. Relax and tell me about it.

I came to Tokyo 2 years ago to work.

Okay...

I have never felt this way.

This way?

But recently...

Recently? What happened?

- I can't help it! - You can't help it?

I feel very frustrated somehow.

My body is heavy!

I see. I see.

I can't help it anymore!

Whit!

I haven't given you any instructions yet!

What are you doing?

Doctor!

- I beg you! Please fuck me! - Fuck you?

I can't help it anymore!

Hey! I am a doctor! I am a doctor!

What is this? What! Wait!

- Wait! Wait! - What's the big deal?

I have preferences. I can't do it in this setting.

Whit! Whit! Whit!

I am a doctor! You are like a monster!

Rumi! Michi! Help me! Help me!

- Calm down! - Stop!

Fuck me!

What are you talking about? Calm down! Hold her!

Fuck me!

- Bring the horse tranquilizer! - Okay!

She bit me! Bitch!

This is the cause.

Miss! This bacterium is What made you suffer.

Check this out. This is the enemy of all women!

What the hell?! I didn't know this kind of stuff existed inside of me!

These little bastards were constantly tickling you from inside.

No wonder you went crazy.

The reason why you get sick is that you don't use condoms.

Here, take these. Please use them from now on!

Sorry for the fuss.

But can I really go back to normal?

If you use Dr. Tanno's medicine, you will definitely go back to normal in 3-4 weeks.

- Really? - I am happy for you!

Please buy the medicine I'll prescribe at a pharmacy.

And pay too.

Thank you very much!

Our president was poor when he was young.

So he became a cowboy at a ranch in Texas.

He earned a lot of money and came back to Japan to start a steakhouse business.

Such a big ranch. You are everyone's role model!

So what's the problem?

He already owns 21 branches and is going to open the 22nd branch.

And I want you to evaluate that.

Evaluation? Like in a tea ceremony?

A tea ceremony? No way! It's about virginity!

- Virginity? - The cows' virginity?

What are you talking about? The girls' virginity, of course!

The managers of all 21 branches are women...

who gave their virginity to our president.

So, the virginity of the manager of the 22nd branch must be confirmed.

Otherwise, the president won't approve the launch of the new branch.

I see. In that case, I can evaluate it.

Miss! Wait a sec!

What is it?

Can you assign the precious evaluation job to that mediocre punk of a consultant?

Ome! Are you trying to go against me?

No. It's not that.

I just think choosing Dr. Numao, who has a great reputation...

would serve our president better.

Ome! You are the 2nd. I am his only lawful wife. How dare you go against me?

I reject your offer. I do things as I want.

I am Kiriko.

Please start your job.

Okay. I am going to start the evaluation.

Raise her legs.

Spread them!

This... is genuine virginity!

The ramen... No, the hymen is intact!

Now I have to put it to the ultimate test!

Doctor!

This is too good to miss!

No! Stop!

Business! Business!

- I will let you use mine later! - Don't be ridiculous!

Being 501st is not the same as being first!

Running a business is hard!

Congratulations!

Very good!

She is exactly what I want.

Omatsu! You found a good girl!

No one understands you better than me.

I have been with you for 10 years.

Finally, the 22nd branch will be built as I planned.

This has been my dream since I was young.

I have completed a full set of 22 tattoos!

Hey, everyone!

Let's show our 22 tattoos to celebrate his 22nd launch.

This is the best moment of my life!

What a nice baby.

Don't be scared.

Hello!

What? He is stuck?

Honey! The doctor is here!

What happened?

It's stuck!

It's gotten swallowed!

You are stuck! I got it.

Prepare an injection.

- Yes. - Morphine.

- Is it okay to inject that? - It's okay. Give it to me.

It hurts!

You will feel fine in no time.

Honey! Are you okay?

Hey! Do something!

He is fine! It will get better in due time.

What are you talking about? What if he can't use it anymore!

Okay.

I am going to give him a tranquilizer.

Good boy.

Poor thing! It hurt so badly, didn't it?

But it's okay now.

How is it? Things going well?

It doesn't feel right, Doctor.

I can't stay like this for a long time because I get tired quickly.

I thought so too. We need to improve somehow.

Lie down.

Rumi! Between the legs!

That's right. One leg over here.

Who is it?

Daisuke Tanno!

You're under arrest you for violating the Medical Practitioner's Law!

Are you kidding me? I haven't violated anything!

- Somebody reported you. - Who did it?

Spare your excuses for the station!

Wait a sec! This is obviously some kind of misunderstanding!

- Doctor! - It hurts!

I guess things went well.

Yes.

He'll go to prison for violating the Medical Practitioners Law!

This will prevent him from competing with us!

I see. That's good.

I've already given the president sleeping pills like you ordered.

Hey!

We have proof!

You injected a woman called Kiriko with morphine...

and president Tachibana with a tranquilizer.

This is in violation of the Medical Practitioners Law!

You thought you'd get away with it...

but we finally got you by the tail!

What is a sex consultant?

Do you think you can get away using an English job title?

There are a lot of problems you can't solve with regular medicine.

That's why the society needs a businessman like me.

Doctors don't care about consultations because they don't earn them money.

People say medicine is for everyone.

But many doctors use medicine to exploit others or just to earn money.

Lots of people suffer from sexual problems Without the consultations they deserve.

Because doctors refuse to help them, I have built a pink tower to save them!

Did you get all that?

Regardless of what you say, you have violated the law!

No, I haven't violated anything!

What?

Please ask at the Health Ministry.

Check the list of doctors who passed the medical practitioner's exam in 1964.

My name, Daisuke Tanno, is on that list.

What's the matter?

I want you to massage this part today.

What are you doing, president! I can't!

You are mean today.

You know how I feel about you.

Idiot!

You see? This is your fault!

- What can you do about it? - What can I do about it?

How does that have anything to do with me?

Don't act innocent!

He became like this after you injected your drug.

- Don't be ridiculous. - Don't be ridiculous?

You!

What can you do about this?

Hey!

Honey!

Is everything going to be okay?

I am a medical doctor.

I've injected the president with a strong female hormone made in Germany.

Even if he was a real doctor, he wouldn't be able to fix it.

- But what if... - Don't worry.

The president will soon be too sick to run the business.

Then we can put him in a care home.

Okay. The steakhouse business will become ours, then.

Let's sexually arouse him first.

I hope he will become a man again.

So do I.

Do as I told you, okay?

Yes.

President!

Kiriko!

It's very late. Why are you here?

I have come to have fun with you.

Is that so?

How do you want to have fun with me?

By doing something nice!

Kiriko, no! You can't take off anything else!

What's the big deal?

I am scared!

The sex therapy failed.

Michi! Use both hands and do it gently.

How is it? Are you aroused?

No man could ever forget this kind of pleasure overload.

Stop! That tickles!

Leave me alone!

Unbelievable!

How can he possibly dislike being massaged by cute girls?

The president is done!

I would take his role if I could!

- Mister... - Yes.

- Hello... - Yes. Yes.

What happened?

Doctor!

Fuck me!

You turned into a faggot as well?!

Doctor! Kiss me!

The water must be spiked with that strong female hormone from Germany

I see.

That's why he behaves like a woman, right?

That's right.

All this must've been planned by someone...

wanting to take over the president's business.

Doctor!

It's very strong.

Please eat before it gets cold.

Honey! Please eat and get well soon.

Yes, thank you.

I am scared! I am scared!

That's strange.

I've never made him clam soup.

Somebody must have done something to him.

- Shit! Who the hell is it? - Easy... Easy...

This has helped me come up with an idea to fix him.

- Really? - Yes.

He has shown a strong complex about clams since the incident with Kiriko.

In other words, he is scared of being a man.

Somebody who observed him carefully injected him with female hormones.

And this is the result.

I see... So how are you going to fix him?

It's a long shot.

The only option we have is a psychotherapy in combination with hypnotism.

However, if anyone disturbs me during the performance...

I can't guarantee a good result.

It's okay!

I won't let anyone disturb you!

What are you going to do with that spear?

I have no idea.

I'm just following the doctor's instructions.

I've bought this and that.

Look at this carefully.

You are sleepy.

Your eyelids are heavy.

They are heavy.

You can't hold them open.

Now, close your eyes slowly.

Close your eyes.

Grab the spear.

Stand up. Stand up!

Prepare for a battle! Prepare for a battle!

Your enemy is over there!

- I am scared! I am scared! - Why are you scared?

It's a clam! It's the enemy you have to destroy!

Destroy it with all your might!

- Where are you going? - Whatever it is... Go away!

Shit! Pause! Pause!

I told them not to disturb me! Let's start over!

What did you just say? Hand over the president?

What's going on, Ome?

I can't stand to see him go even crazier with this unproven therapy.

You suddenly became deeply worried about the president.

Or do you want to disturb the treatment?

I see now.

You injected him with the female hormones and surprised him with a clam!

I am not the only one.

That's right.

We can't let him ruin our lives.

Okay!

I am the president of this steakhouse now!

Come over here if you are going to respect my authority.

Have you forgotten how the president saved your lives?

Don't cry.

I am the president of this business!

I will never hand it over! Get it if you can!

Everyone!

There is nothing to worry about. Go get her!

Be quiet!

The mistresses came here to get the president!

Everybody joined her!

Only Momi, Madam and I are on our side!

- Please help me! - We will take care of the fight!

- I will join you! - Calm them down first!

If the hypnosis is disturbed, things will get serious!

- I believe in you, Mr. Oshamanbe! - Leave it to me!

Out of the way!

Hey!

What the hell is going on?

Hey!

Who's in charge here?

I'll destroy you!

Come out!

Hey!

What are you doing?

It hurts...

You are useless, Mister.

It didn't work out like in the movies.

I'll leave it to you.

Hey, you!

You're not bad!

But I'm not to weakling either!

- What? - What?

I will take care of her!

Shit!

Shit!

Ouch!

Shit!

I won't let you!

How dare you!

Whit! Ouch!

It hurts!

Take this!

Ouch!

No!

And this!

Shit!

Ouch!

You bitch!

You fucking bitch!

Shit!

Shit!

Bring it on!

I won't let you go, bitch!

Shit! Die!

Shit! Take this!

Bitch!

Bitch!

Shit!

- How dare you! - Let me go!

Let me go, bitch!

Shit!

I got you now, bitch!

Shit! Shit!

Shit!

Bitch!

You can only hear my voice!

You can't hear anything else!

Grab the spear properly and destroy the big clam!

Hey! What's the matter?!

President!

Omatsu!

What the fuck is going on?!

Honey!

Were you trying to take over my steakhouse business?

You are just one of my many mistresses!

Who injected me with female hormones?!

There must be someone wiser than you!

Confess now!

This guy!

He's been hiding over there!

I didn't do anything!

Ome asked me to do it.

You liar!

Calm down...

You've played me.

Do you know what a real doctor is?

Why don't you cut your hands off?

Hey! Go for it!

You don't deserve that penis!

Excuse me...

I would like to ask you guys... Is the fight over now?

Ah, right?

Thank you for all of your efforts!

Everyone!

The Love Consultation Room is here as usual!

If you have any problems related to love or sex...

which are the biggest pleasures in our life...

please don't hesitate to consult us!

Diagnostic and treatment fees will be charged...

according to the Health Care Law.

Everyone in the area!

This is the Love Consultation Room!

The End