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You come. This way.

Clear the room!

Free, there is no one.

- They seem to have calmed down out there. - Already.

Shit! Frank! There is someone here.

Is anyone there? Tell us who you are. We shoot on sight.

Wait, don't shoot, Frank! He's just a boy.

Hey, boy. Is that water for us?

Jesus Christ, Frank, you just killed a guy!

Holy Christ!

Oh, my God. I try to revive him.

- Are you giving someone a blowjob? What does he do? - Yes, so it seems.

- Christ, Frank, he just wanted to give us a drink! - Forget it, he's gone.

You can't go around killing people kids, think about his parents.

- How long have they been playing? - Ah, nice... three full days.

- Three days of this stuff? - Sure, sure.

- Jesus Christ, did they sleep? - No!

No. All the time hanging around the bar,

- giving blowjobs to kids and shit like that. - Frank, behind you!

Is this the direction? I mean, of the world? That is, of society?

Hey there, some of you have saw my boyfriend arrive?

- And what does this one want? - What? Who?

- What do you want to tell us? Shoot. - It's just that I've been with this one

super sexy stripper soldier, last night. He'll drop by here.

- A stripper? - Already.

- Wow, that sucks. - Disgust? If it happened to you

you'd be a braggart for days. I do a Channing Tatum

- and suddenly it sucks? - A what? A Gianni Tetano?

- What's he mumbling about? - Refers to Channing Tatum. He's an actor.

- How come this sounds familiar to me? - He's in the movie G.I. Joe.

- G.I. Joe is shit, you could have said it right away, - Exactly.

- Instead of naming names. - Ok, who cares.

In any case, we understood each other immediately.

And the sex was so intense that both we shed... tears of joy.

- I feel like throwing up. - Already.

- That's how it went. - Do you know what I think?

That the guy comes because you took his watch.

That's right, you screwed his wallet or else for him to show up here and you...

- No? Just to talk to him one more time. - Yes, yes.

- Hi, hey. - Hey, Mike.

- Thank you for calling. - Thank you.

So do you have my watch?

Yes. Get straight to the point, huh?

Look, I'm happy anyway that you called me.

I wanted to thank you for last night.

Thanks to you for last night.

- Yes, it's just that while we were doing it, I was thinking: - Yes.

"What have I become?"

All I do is undress at night and play video games during the day.

I have meaningless sex, with unknown girls.

My daughter took away my speech, you know? And so I was, like:

"Fuck!" And I realised of having hit rock bottom.

That's why I was crying.

- Ah, ok, I understand. - Exact.

- But don't take it personally. - No. Because...

- Why should I? It's... - Okay, great.

- Yes, excellent. - Excellent, because it helped me understand

that I have to give up that kind of life.

- So I thank you. - Forget about it.

I don't remember your name.

Goddesses.

Goddesses?

- Yes. - Perfect. Now can I have the watch, or...

- Hey, Dee, I think he just wants the watch. - Yes, yes... I understand.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 12 Episode 7

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The bottom? I? Hey, handsome, what about When did your daughter stop talking to you?

Maybe that was where you touched the bottom, okay? I am not the bottom.

Do you know what they are? I'm a rock.

Dee is a rock. In fact, I'm the guy of a girl who makes a better man.

Do you mind if I take another shower from that leaky urinal?

But he doesn't count. It's not a good example.

No, I have to do something right away. Holy shit.

I'll fix this, because, listen to this:

Sweet Dee is a rock!

- Jesus Christ, Frank, you killed a woman! - Who cares!

- Christ, I have to stop, this is too real. - What? What are you saying?

I need a break, man.

- It's driving me crazy! - Come on, how will we win if you keep giving up?

- Who cares! - Lots of trouble today, huh?

- Already. It's pathetic. - Yes.

Dee can't deal with rejection. Mac got hurt for a fucking video game.

- Yeah... - And the traumatized stripper

because he has to take off his clothes in front to a group of horny ladies?

- Already. - And then she has sex with a disgusting cock?

- Exact. - Come on, handsome. It's not trauma stuff.

- Not really. - It's not bad either.

I mean, I find it to be a insult to the people who have

- had a real trauma. Like... - Yes, there are.

- You, for example. - I?

Sure, buddy. That's how it is. You grew up without a father.

A woman raised you who, basically, she was a prostitute.

The father thing is true. Yes, without a doubt. I have issues with my father figure.

And you also, you know, what happened with the Klinsky, the librarian who raped you.

- He must have made you... - Oh, no...

- It's a trauma. - Stop it. Why do you say... no.

- It's not rape, okay? Was it a mutual... no. - It was.

- She was a mature woman, you were a little boy... - A woman cannot rape a boy.

- An older woman can rape... - Don't...

- It doesn't matter. That's not the point. - True, it's different.

That's not the point. The point is... Yes, okay, I will.

You will do what?

The stripteases.

- I didn't realize we were talking about this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, if this...

Mike wants to abandon a fantastic career as a stripper,

hey, I'll take the baton.

You know, to be honest, I'm angry with myself himself for not having thought of it before.

- Understood? It's an obvious thing. - Yes, true.

But do you know the truth, friend? I can't do it without you.

I need you to watch my back.

Do you want me to undress with you?

Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I... no, I literally want that look at my back,

to make sure there are no moles or hairs horrible, bumps, pimples, things like that.

And then fix it.

Yes, yes, yes, I'll clean you up. Okay, I can do it.

- Cool, man. Will you be my boyfriend? - Yes, I'll be the guy.

Well, just the... guy who helps me.

The one who carries around my lotions, oils, perfumes, razors.

Sure, buddy. Let's toast.

- Cool, right? - Yes, it's cool, bro. Cool.

Frank, where are you man? I don't see anything.

Holy Christ.

Oh, who's there?

Hey, kid.

How are you, friend?

No! Baba!

You killed my dad!

Mother!

Oh shit!

Oh, no, man!

I'm so sorry, man!

Hey... son...

Dad?

What are you doing here? How did you end up in the game?

I imagine that...

we won't do those shots...

at the end.

Would you have played with me?

I would have...

but...

you... you killed me, son.

I... I love...

Wait... dad!

Who do you love? Who do you love? Wait!

Dad, who do you love?

No, dad! No!

What the fuck?

Was it a dream?

Dennis?

Oh, my God, man, I just I had a very strange dream.

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- What is it? - Frank, listen, I...

I... I can't sleep. I have nightmares.

- Hey, hey, hey, Mac, slow down. - Dead children, fathers...

- What are you saying? - I have to stop playing. I can't

- continue like this. - No, no, no. Don't leave right now.

- Listen, have a drink and calm down. - Ok, fine.

I'll calm down. I'll drink some whiskey or something like that.

Yes, down some malt.

It's the best way to handle things.

Okay.

That boy is a mess.

Fuck, Charlie, we're in thirty minutes late!

I'm sorry I cut you off back so many times.

- What did you have? - I was nervous, man!

- Why? - It was such a muscular back to shave.

- Thanks, friend. - Yep, that's a great back!

- I work on it a lot, man. - Dude, you work there and it shows.

- Thanks so much, man, I appreciate it. - Yes, of course, of course.

- But let's not talk about it in there. Don't say it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Can you tell me what your character is? - Okay, here's how it works, buddy...

Who they want to have sex with most of all girls?

- The jugglers. - I...

- Those who spin... - I know who I am.

- With sticks and fire... - Yes, no, not with a juggler.

They want to have sex with their fathers.

- Weird. - Yes, it's weird.

- So I'm a dad! - Oh...

Okay, cool. Oh, and I'm yours boy, yes, it can work.

No. Because you should be my boyfriend?

Oh, you said I'd be a boy because I had daddy issues and...

I didn't realize I would have it done in there, but it works.

No, it doesn't make any sense! Why should you be...

I'm their dad. How could I even be yours? We can't all be relatives.

Christ, Charlie, It doesn't make any sense, man.

I mean, you could have many children, I imagine.

Although I have to say...

looking in there,

This doesn't make much sense. They are all older women.

It will be difficult to succeed to do the dad thing.

- It's not a great idea. - I can't see it well, man.

Hey, buddy, do you think it might be for your trauma with the librarian?

- Are you talking about Mrs. Klinsky? - Yes, she was old and...

What? No. Let's not talk... Let's stop talking about trauma

- and cuts... on people's backs? - Yes.

- It's not sexy, okay? - Ok, yes, let's go then.

- Ok, fine, let's go. - Good, buddy.

Are you the stripper?

Oh... yes, it's him.

- How old are you, forty? - Exact.

Okay, I guess May you two do well.

"You two"? No, sorry, I'm just the guy.

- The what? - Excuse me. I'm her boyfriend.

Well, you're not my boyfriend. It's not...

Think about staying out here at talk like girls,

or do you want to come in and take it out your birds in exchange for money?

Daddy?

Don't call me "Daddy".

Yes, my generation...

We buried our own alcohol problems.

But since you are soft you want to talk about everything,

I thought this was a useful thing.

A support group for it Post traumatic stress, Frank?

Yes, yes. Maybe if you get help,

- let's finish this fucking game. - How's it going, assholes?

What the fuck are you doing here?

Well, since I'm the rock, and not the bottom of the barrel,

I decided to contact Mike to see if I could help him

with some of his problems.

I'm confused. They are meetings for veterans with post traumatic stress syndrome?

Yes. You're military, right?

No, it's just my character as a stripper.

Really? I thought you based yours character about your past experiences.

- Why? - Okay, listen.

I won't try to get by like a veteran, Frank.

- Yes, it doesn't look good on me either. - Well, then shut up. Just shut up.

- Just sit down. - Okay, folks. Grab a chair and let's get started.

- They probably won't even call you. - Okay, let's start

I see that here today there they are new faces.

Do you want to introduce yourself?

Holy shit.

I'm Frank.

I've been around, seen a lot of things.

I was in Vietnam for a while.

Mainly private sector.

I shot a couple of assholes

who tried to fuck me in the ass pair of shoes from the factory.

Nothing special. It doesn't concern me.

I'm just here to support my friend.

Hi, I'm Dee. I am the rock.

I'm here with this man.

There was a little misunderstanding about his military past, but...

who cares.

Now, he thinks he's hit rock bottom,

you know, and I don't see how this is possible, so...

we'll set the record straight, as we stand here today.

Mac is a pussy!

He doesn't want to fight anymore!

I'm not a pussy. It's just that I don't want to kill women and children.

How do I convince him to stop to consider them real people?

Mike is ashamed of how he dances.

And I don't understand... what a rock bottom behavior?

Do you know? Think Channing Tatum. Please explain Channing Tatum to him?

- I'm not sure I'm following. - Oh, yes. It's G.I. Joe.

Mac can't sleep. It gives nightmares erotica and shit like that.

- He doesn't know what's real anymore. - Yes.

Mike is ashamed because he plays video games. It doesn't make sense to me, do you know why?

- Video games are difficult. - Ever played Fallujah?

- Finished five times. - Do you want to play with me?

- I'm actually trying to quit. - What if he paid you?

- Ten dollars an hour. - Winds.

- Done. - Wow. Really?

Well, look at that. We are Coming somewhere, right?

It wouldn't have happened without it your rock, right?

- Wait, Frank. And me? - You're out.

- Dishonorably discharged. - Excuse me.

What's going on here?

It does not matter. We're done with you.

- Yes, okay. - Yes.

Hello, son.

Dad?

- What are you doing here? - I escaped from prison

and I came to see you straight away.

- Why do you love me? - Because I want to kill you, son.

What happens?

- When did I arrive? How long have I been sleeping? - You arrived, like, five minutes ago.

You've been asleep for 35 seconds.

Jesus Christ, I'm losing my mind. I mean, I'm going crazy, really.

We're all having some difficulties at the moment,

but we must fight fire with fire. Charlie and I refuse defeat.

- We will win this war. - What war?

- The war against women! - Women, man!

Is there a war against women? Can I participate?

Brother, move on since the beginning of time.

And we are losing ground.

Telephone!

Ready?

Yes.

Yes, I'm talking to "Daddy and Boy"?

Yes, the Boy speaks.

Yes, so... I heard that you are very good.

Well, yes, it's the truth.

Well, I have a party for you.

- Daddy wants to talk to you. - Yes.

Yes, I'm Daddy. What are we talking about?

Yes, huge party. A lot of sorority girls.

Sorority girls. Oh, nice.

Did you just lick your hand? Yes, it's...

that's fine. Listen, some basic rules, though.

Now I'm a bad dad.

And the Boy will dance with me too.

Okay. As you wish.

Yes, we need Mike. We need him.

- Mike? Why do you want Mike, Dee? - What?

- Did you know it was me? - Obvious.

- Who else does accents so badly? - The accent was terrible.

- Terrible. - Okay, listen. I want to have fun,

make a lot of money, party with sorority girls, you know?

I have to show him that I have a life fantastic. This is not the bottom of the barrel.

We do it at Paddy's. We all win.

We make a lot of money...

Yes. Okay.

What? Ready?

Holy shit.

It's a good idea. It's... it's a good idea.

The girls of the fraternities, I'm of an appropriate age for me,

you know? Not like those perverted librarian.

- Those cougars. - Yes.

Who cares, friend. And then we'll play at home, at Paddy's.

And with Mike we will be... we will be as one elite team of strippers,

- like a department, man. - Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. We'll be good, man.

- We will win the war. - Fuck, yes.

- We will win it. Do you know what Mac is? - Oh, yes.

Maybe, after all, you might be useful to us.

- He's sleeping. - Yes, he left.

It's fantastic! I can't believe there are the zombies in the final level!

I love zombies. Even ghouls. I love ghouls.

Now, if we can get to that second box over there,

we can take all the coins and we can win the game.

We can win the game.

- We can win the game. - Frank!

Where are you? I can't see you.

Shit. Frank.

Frank.

Frank! Frank!

What happened? Where are they?

Oh, you're in the back office. You fainted while we were playing, man. We have you

- dragged here to make you sleep. - Oh, Mac. I think I was

too hard on you. I think I have too post traumatic stress syndrome.

- Oh, no. We don't have it. - Huh?

Yes, I actually slept about 10 hours tonight, man, and I'm great.

I think we were just plain sick due to lack of sleep.

- Where's Mike? I want to finish the game. - Oh, we finished the game.

Yeah, like, right after you pass out, Mike and I did it.

- Man, that was awesome! - Do you want to do it again?

No, I don't want to play anymore.

Well, where's Mike? I'll play with him.

He also pulls out.

Yes, he's doing something strange striptease with Dennis and Charlie.

I woke you up just because I thought you wanted to see it.

- Real? - Yes.

I really appreciate you having me found this evening. I mean, honestly,

I don't think I was ready to abound this life.

Of course not. Why should you? You're good dancer. There's nothing to be ashamed of.

Listen, do you like video games? You I got some money. You're awesome

stripper? I found this for you evening. And do you know what's next?

- What? - I'll reunite you with your daughter.

- Oh, man. - Already.

Look, I really appreciate it everything you've done.

- It really, really means a lot to me. - Yes, well...

you just needed your rock.

Get excited.

- Hey, is the perfume okay? Is everything up? Okay? - I don't know. What do you think?

- Do you like the scent? - Yes. And no blood.

- Okay, good. - Everything is well taken care of. What do you think about this?

- A child who licks. - Wait, what is this smell?

- Cheese. - Is it cheese?

Yes, yes. And then I colored the rest with markers.

Oh, Christ. Because a licker cheese lick? Stink.

- For my nerves. Yes. - It stinks like hell.

Hate. There's nothing sexy about it in the cheese. Put it away.

Sir, we are ready to make a mess tonight?

Me too.

Agree. We'll see tonight a little bit of skin. Yes.

Scars and all. This, in fact, is a real scar.

And there's a great story behind it.

This is... They took me away a kidney, in reality, from...

A Chinese. And he had no idea about that what he was doing, I'll just tell you this.

- Trigger was a bad idea, huh? - Yes I know. But we needed a presenter

- like McConaughey, in short. - Yes. But it seems we got it

the McConaughey with AIDS fromDallas Buyers Club, not the McConaughey of Magic Mike.

- Looks just like him. - It's a good audience, though. A good audience.

Okay, well...

That was my first time I really thought, "Hey, I could actually...

I could die, and...

no one will remember me."

Agree! Hey!

Let's move on.

Let's make room for the real and the sexy!

And let's take back the power.

Let's give a big round of applause for the Daddy and the Boy!

Hey, Kid, let's take a shot.

Here it comes, dad.

Hey. Nice shot, son.

- I love you, dad! - I love you too, son.

And even if I don't have it never said enough.

- What's this? - I haven't been a good... Shh!

I haven't been a good father, and now I regret it.

No, it's okay, because Now we can really bond.

What a strange thing.

Hey! Shut up, okay?

It's our thing. We have we have the power. Don't talk.

Okay, you know what, dad, don't listen to them, because we will win this war.

It's not sexy!

Take something off!

Take something off yourself!

Okay, look, it's too much hot for baseball.

I'll take off my clothes now. I believe.

- Okay! - Yes, now we take off our clothes.

Yes!

Wait, wait, son, stop. Stopped. They are laughing.

Don't take your clothes off if they laugh. We have the power.

- It's not a joke! - It's not a joke, okay? This is sexy.

Enough, enough... Oh, you know what? Review your plans why

I'm the bad dad now. I'll take you to your fucking rooms.

- I'll make you bend over my knees. - Get your dicks out!

Okay, listen to me. Here we are. This is what you were born to do.

Now go out there and save the situation, soldier.

It's about a father and a son

- whose relationship... - Oh, come on!

And now the moment we've all been waiting for.

The soldier, Mike.

- Dad? - Oh, Janie?

- Your dick was in my face! - Oh God, I didn't want to! I didn't want to!

You disgust me!

My finger touched your anus!

Don't ever talk to me again!

I did it for you!

I did it for you! Am I your fund? I'm your source...

Here you hit rock bottom, cock banging in your daughter's face, you son of a bitch.

- Why did you do it? - Get lost!

That's my daughter!

Yes!

- Wow. - Jesus Christ.

- Wow, Dee, that was horrible. - It's the worst thing you've ever done.

Do you know what it was?

- It was your fund. - Yes.

- Yes. - Who cares.

- I feel good. I don't want to talk about it. - I don't want to talk about my thing.

- What about your thing? - Ninth.

Do you know what we should do? We should... Let's just get drunk.

- Yes, come on. - Let's not talk about trauma. Let's not face them.

- Let's think about having fun and getting drunk, eh? - Go for it with the malt.

- Go for it! - Yes!

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