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Welcome to Godolkin University.

Marie, most kids around here

with a history like yours...

...they don't get adopted.

But a God U graduate? You could wipe all that clean

- and start fresh. - So don't fuck it up?

I have been dying to meet you.

- Is this the biggest dick you've ever seen? - Relatively.

- Jordan! - What the fuck?!

- You're a Supe. - Or I'm just a very good magician.

Golden Boy suffered a full psychotic break.

He killed Brink!

I'm so sorry.

If you're watching this, I guess things got fucked.

They have my brother, he's underneath the school.

They call it The Woods, it's like this fucked-up hospital.

Sam. Go to sleep.

Don't say another fucking word about this.

- What are you doing here? - Your brother sent me

to get you out of here.

What the fuck?!

Fuck.

What the hell happened?

I mean, maybe Sam penetrated the ear canal with, um...

his member?

That's the sum total of your searing insight,

that Sam skull-fucked Bob here?

Okay, this is Greg, and I don't know.

Sam's stronger than Golden Boy ever was.

I don't know how to contain someone like that.

That's painfully obvious.

Find Sam.

I want the whole security team on this.

Well, half of them are dead.

Then use the other half.

Because if Vought finds out about this, Doctor...

...I can promise you and I get skull-fucked next.

I found the tracker!

There's blood on it.

Maybe this is good.

She... she got out of the hellhole.

It looks like a meteor crashed here.

Maybe Sam can jump like Maeve does?

He landed here with Emma and then jumped again.

- What were you thinking? - I had to do something.

Yeah, but... you didn't do anything.

And of all people, you went to Emma?

- What is it? - New rankings are out.

Andre's number one, you're two,

and I'm still five.

Wow.

- Congrats. - Rankings? Really?

We got bigger fucking problems.

Says number one.

But you're right, we do.

Turns out the school has a fucking Mengele Health Clinic.

We don't know who's in on it.

If... if Brink was,

maybe other professors, maybe Dean Shetty.

But you guys are gonna get a green van

and a talking dog and fucking solve it?

- You're just gonna end up like that fucking cricket. - Emma.

The lost girl who's in deep shit?

Her name is Emma.

- Jordan's right. - Fucking thank you.

Wherever Emma is, it's not here.

Cate, come on.

I told you not to do anything stupid.

Why don't you ever fuckin' listen to...

This girl could be dead, Andre.

We are in over our heads.

Hey, are, uh... are you okay?

Did I... Did I squash you?

You, uh, you look a little bigger. Did you grow?

I think I must have swallowed something

when I went through that guy's head.

Where are we?

Old drive-in movie place.

Luke and me used to come every weekend before it closed.

You have a... a...

...piece of eardrum on your shoulder.

Mm.

Yeah.

I killed that guy.

Well, uh, he-he was a sadistic asshole.

Does that make you feel any better?

What if he had kids?

You saved me, Emma.

You did.

Okay.

Okay.

Do you think there's a phone in here somewhere?

I mean, we need help.

Oh, no, I-I... There's only one person who can help.

I-I got to get ahold of Luke.

Sam, I'm so sorry.

Your brother died.

I know I make weird jokes, but that's a...

That's a really, really weird joke.

It's not. I should have told you sooner.

I am so sorry.

Wait, what are you talking about?

Nothing could kill Luke. He's-he's... he's too strong.

He killed himself.

Wait, no.

I'm sorry.

I'm here, Sam.

You'll leave, too.

I won't.

You will.

I'll fuck up somehow.

Everybody always leaves me.

I promise, I'm with you.

Every mystery's scattered clues

and hidden corners of darkness.

I'm Tek Knight, and I won't stop searching

until I've found...

The Whole Truth.

Godolkin University,

a place where only the bravest heroes graduate.

Queen Maeve, The Deep, A-Train,

and, of course, myself.

But tragedy has rocked this institution to its core.

A rising star who took his own life.

But why did the Golden Boy, who had everything, do it?

This whole case is a rabbit hole into the unknown,

and I won't stop plunging its depths

until I get...

Sorry.

Sorry. Cut it, guys, cut.

"Plunging its depths"?

I mean, what? Come on.

Let's just...

Let's go again. Let's reset.

Ugh. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit,

and on the slitted sheet I sit.

- All right. - Back to one.

Ready.

Good morning.

It's an honor to have such an esteemed alumnus

back with us.

Bullshit.

You hate that I'm here.

I make you nervous.

I can understand why you'd think that.

Your reputation is formidable.

Was it Ironcast who killed himself

the morning after you interrogated him?

Strange how many of your subjects

end up dead or beaten into comas.

I, myself, have nothing to hide.

Are you sure about that?

That small bead of sweat on your brow...

...adrenaline seeping from your pores.

And you're ovulating, by the way.

You must be a delight at parties.

Ashley Barrett asked me to

extend your production every courtesy,

but I must say I'm not sure

I understand why you're here.

#WhyDidGoldenBoyDoIt is still trending number one.

Yes, but...

...what has Ashley told you?

You mean did she tell me that Golden Boy killed Brink

in a misguided attempt to rescue his brother from The Woods?

So you know exactly why.

But it's my job to...

It's our job to make sure no one else knows.

And how do you intend to do that?

Well, the usual. Misdirection, obfuscation.

Find a patsy and destroy their life.

You're gonna blame an innocent student

for Luke's hysteria?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I'm gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard

they're gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.

Just stay away from the top five.

Eh...

There's always more where they came from.

You'll manage.

Oh, I would love to chat with Golden Boy's brother.

For background. Sam, is it?

Oh, no, I'm afraid that's not possible.

He's far too dangerous.

I'm gonna need access to the tapes

from campus surveillance,

a full list of Golden Boy's classmates,

girlfriends, fuckbois.

Oh, and a couple of reflectors from the film department.

- Fuckin' Roy forgot our bounces. - Hmm.

Ah...

Fuck.

You look high as fuck.

What, me? No, not at all.

Whoa, hey. Sorry.

You're, uh...

you're right.

And I'm sorry. I should have listened.

I don't know where Emma is,

and I don't know what to do.

And I... I might also be a tiny bit high as fuck.

Thank you.

And my dad knows.

Knows what?

Everything.

About The Woods, and what they're doing.

And he told me to drop it.

- Jesus. - Yeah.

Maybe he's trying to protect you.

No. You know, when I was a kid,

when I was alone, I used to watch

his Area 51 movies over and over again,

and I'd try to copy his-his stance.

The one when he holds out his hand...

made of steel.

Yeah. Full of shit.

All I wanted was to be like him, he just...

This whole time,

he was mixed up in all this.

He's not the man that I thought he was.

Well, you don't know that. Maybe he...

No, I do, 'cause...

Sorry.

Fuck me.

Shehemoth's lover was a handsome,

arrogant venture capitalist,

and now a stain on the floor of his chef's kitchen.

Was his demise the unhappiest of happy endings,

crushed under all 700 pounds of his girlfriend,

or was someone smothering the truth?

Rufus, right?

I heard you're a psychic.

Yeah.

Totally.

Telepathy, astral projection, clairvoyance.

And you are... Marie.

I'm fucking with you.

You're ranked second. Everyone knows you.

Uh, yeah. Um, so...

You're looking for your roommate,

but she's not the only girl you're looking for.

A, uh, hmm...

sister.

Look, I-I don't have any money,

uh, but Vought gave me a bunch of free shit

I don't use, so...

Or there are other ways you can thank me.

Right, this was a mistake.

Hey, come on, I'm fucking with you.

- Can you really find her? - Yeah.

I just need something that belongs to her.

I can see your friend.

Where?

Is sh... is she okay?

She looks rough.

And she's with some dude.

Come closer.

I need a stronger connection.

♪ Huh, huh, uh-huh, hi ♪

♪ I know this...

Rufus, you fucking creep.

Open the goddamned door. I swear to God...

♪ Is true...

Fuck off, I'm busy.

Rufus, open this goddamn door, you piece of shit.

What the fuck?!

Whoa, it's not what it looks like.

♪ True...

What the fuck?

Stop!

What the fuck, you crazy cunt.

What'd you...

Nice work.

Come on.

♪ This is the sound of my soul ♪

♪ This is the sound...

Piece of dickless shit.

Oh, my God.

Are you okay? That was fucking dope.

- How'd you do that? - No idea.

Oh, my dick!

- Should we call somebody? - No.

The guy's, like, walking Rufenal,

blowing pheromones on anyone who gets too close.

Fuck him.

What were you thinking, asking him for help?

I can't just do nothing.

You are unbelievable.

I would kill to be number two again.

I would kill you to be number two again.

You're really gonna throw it all away?

I'm not throwing it all away, I'm not.

But Emma's my friend.

What happened to

you don't owe anyone anything, and to leave you the fuck alone?

Maybe I was wrong.

Maybe you're an idiot.

You know what?

You're full of shit.

You know I'm right, you're just scared.

Tek fucking Knight is on campus.

If he finds out what you're doing,

you're lucky you end up in prison.

He fucks people up.

Since when do you care about anyone not named Jordan?

Fine. Next time I won't rescue you, then.

- You didn't. - Fuckin' did.

I exploded his dick.

Because I distracted him.

Tag team cocksplosion. All right?

Fucking weirdo.

So just play it like we talked about.

You'll be fine. Hear me?

- Andre. - Yeah.

- I need to know that you heard me. - Yeah.

And, Andre,

if this goes bad,

I won't be able to save you.

Gentlemen!

Need any touch-ups before we go?

Me, may, my, moe, moo.

Roy, is this my frame? Yeah?

Theophilus, thistle,

baby bees bravely buzzing

around the buoyant buoy, buoyant buoy.

Lights.

Camera.

I'll give the count.

Five, four, three...

To understand Golden Boy's carnage,

we first must understand the man.

And who knew him better than his best friend Andre Anderson?

Andre and his father,

superhero and God U trustee Polarity,

join us now.

Well, let me start with the big question:

Why did he do it, Andre?

I don't know.

I think it's obvious. He couldn't hack it.

Just wasn't strong enough to handle the pressure.

That's not it. He was stronger than all of us.

Well, that must've been hard for you knowing that

you'd never beat him.

- No, it's fine. - Fine?

If he wasn't at this school,

you would've been number one.

Maybe. I-I don't know.

Brink would have made sure of it.

He loved you.

And Golden Boy killed him.

- That doesn't upset you? - Of course it does.

So there you go.

Have you always been angry at Golden Boy?

No. I loved him.

You gave your whole life to him.

You're one of the most powerful heroes on campus,

yet you drop out of criminology

and change your major to hero management?

I was gonna be his manager.

We-we were gonna spend our lives together.

Which raises the question,

how did you not know he was this disturbed?

I wish I had known.

It kills me that I missed it.

Take that glove off, I take your fucking hand off.

I'm sorry, I...

I'm just nervous.

What did he say to you just before he died?

That, um...

That he loved me.

Mm.

How long have you been eating

Golden Boy's girlfriend's hole?

Is that why he blew himself up?

What do you mean?

You wanted what Golden Boy had.

His girlfriend. The number one spot.

He found out about you and Cate,

cracked, am I right?

No, no, no. That didn't happen until...

- So it did happen. - I think we should take five.

You're a fucking hack.

- Andre. - No, no, no, no camera can hide the fact

that you're just, you're just a small man

playing fucking hero because you've never been one.

No, you get treated like a god here.

But what kind of hero is too fucking chickenshit

to do anything heroic? Fuck this!

Fuck you! I'm done.

We'll find it in the edit.

It worked.

Hmm?

You're, uh, big you.

In all my glory.

You always do that.

- W-Why do you always do that? - Do what?

Whenever I say something nice, your voice gets all twisty,

like it isn't true.

Look, I appreciate the compliment, but...

But I'm sick in the head.

No, I wasn't gonna put it that way, it's just...

I mean, my superpower is puking.

It's embarrassing, you know?

I'm not the best judge for what's humiliating.

I used to put stuff up my butt for money.

- What? - I'm kidding.

Yeah, no, it wasn't for money.

And honestly, after what you did for me,

I would, uh, eat your puke.

Okay, you know, I take it back.

You are sick.

I know. Multiple mental hospitals.

You okay?

Maybe not.

Uh, it's scary for me

to be out here.

And Luke was...

He was all I had, so...

I'm here now.

With you.

And I'm pretty cool.

I-I know you're cool, that's...

That's why I'm positive you'll leave.

Trust me, I got nowhere to go.

You know what'd be really fucked up?

What if under my shirt it was all nipple?

Like your nipple's so big it spans your whole torso?

No, like a triple nipple, except it's

a quinquadruple nipple.

- Quad-a-what-a nipple? - It means, it means 50.

What if I just had, like,

50 nipples under my shirt?

I could live with that.

Kinda low-key into it.

I guess then it's just us.

Together.

Good.

Hey, is there, um...

...more of, uh...

- more of that back there? - Yes.

But fair warning...

my puke tastes a lot better.

I could make you a bowl.

Yeah, see?

We're...

we're both sick.

Yeah.

Please, s... stop.

Shut up!

Shh!

Marie.

You didn't stop by for lunch today.

I'm sorry.

Was I supposed to?

Supposed to? No.

But you had been.

Anything going on?

You're the dean.

Can you get me out of all this homework I've been getting?

Your roommate's Emma.

Right? She's the one who gets small?

Yep.

Why?

Have you seen her recently?

Oh, she, um...

stays the night at this guy Austin's place every night.

What's this about?

I'm just checking she's okay.

She missed a few classes.

It's no big deal.

Okay, everyone, listen up.

So, I have a surprise for you.

We are fortunate to have

a guest lecturer who revolutionized the field

in superhero crimefighting.

So, please, welcome a son of God U,

Tek Knight.

My journey

to four blockbusters and six People's Choice

began in this very class

20 years ago.

Now, I am eager to pass on my knowledge

to the next generation.

Today, we will focus on interrogation techniques

that I developed.

And for that,

I will need...

a volunteer.

Yeah. Um...

Marie Moreau.

The guardian of Godolkin.

So, Ms. Moreau,

you stopped Golden Boy's rampage.

Not just me. There were others.

Andre Anderson.

Golden Boy's best friend.

Whom I notice, uh,

has skipped class today.

The two of you make a good-looking couple.

We're not together.

When you start out, you want to establish a baseline

and build a rapport.

Ms. Moreau's body language is open,

and she's maintaining good eye contact.

Walk me through that day.

I went to see Professor Brink.

Luke had already killed him.

We fought.

He killed himself. I've told this story a lot.

But, uh... not the whole story.

Why were you going to see Brink?

I wanted to discuss my class schedule.

Lie. Pupil dilation.

See it? It's a classic sign.

Why were you really there?

Was it to talk about his distaste for you?

Bull's-eye. Heart rate just elevated.

Professor Brink only admitted students

with impeccable qualifications into Crimefighting.

Your powers are, um...

nasty.

There's no way he would admit you.

And yet here I am.

Ah.

So, not being good enough is a sore spot.

What are you hiding?

- What do you know? - Nothing.

- He was gonna expel you, wasn't he? - No.

Pretty convenient that he was deep-fried that very same day.

Were you in on it with Luke?

No. I didn't do anything.

Now or then?

Then. Now. Both.

- Which is it? - I-I couldn't stop Luke.

Yes, I went to Brink's because he kicked me out.

I saw Luke, and I fucking ran.

And the only reason I'm still alive

is because Jordan Li held him off long enough

for me to get away.

Jordan's the hero.

Not me.

And that's how you break a witness, folks.

Yes.

It's an honor, boss.

Oh, isn't it?

Take care. Hi.

That was impressive.

But I asked you to leave the top five alone.

Digging for the truth is a rush.

Oh, it's better than sex.

Hmm.

Still, no one will believe

Marie Moreau is responsible for Golden Boy's demise.

That's true.

In fact,

I can't pin this on any of these kids.

There's not a patsy in the bunch.

Pity.

For your show, I mean.

Which is why I'm gonna pin it on you.

Excuse me?

You were right.

I shouldn't go after the top five.

They could be real earners.

You, on the other hand, are just a...

Well, you're just a human.

You have no evidence I've done anything wrong.

No?

What about Sam escaping from The Woods?

Yeah, I saw it on your face when I first brought up his name.

Didn't take much to confirm.

Mm...

Wait till Vought finds out.

I'd say taking the fall for Golden Boy is getting off easy.

Thanks for all your help.

♪ Hit the lights and raise the curtain ♪

♪ We'll have fun, that's for certain ♪

Hey, man, can we talk?

Please, no.

You can't run forever, you know.

Yeah, buddy. They're gonna find you.

And hurt you again.

Just leave me alone, television's Jason Ritter!

Only this time,

they'll hurt her, too.

And it'll be all your fault you couldn't protect her.

No. No, I won't let them.

There's only one way to make sure, bro.

How?

Well, think, silly.

You know who hurt you.

He hurts everyone in The Woods.

Dr. Cardosa?

Ding, ding, ding.

You know what you have to do.

No. No. No. No.

Well, you know what you... want to do.

Just-Just shut up, television's Jason Ritter!

You have to kill him!

Kill him...

Kill him.

Brought to you by the letter K.

Just... just shut up.

Shut up. Stop.

Sam?

Who you talking to?

I-I-I won't let him, Emma, I promise, I won't...

Shh. Just, just, just...

Hey, what do you mean? Who's him?

Dr. Cardosa.

H-Haven't you been listening?

He's dangerous and I have to stop him.

No! No more talking, just...

Stop, please. Stop.

Okay, well, who's Dr. Cardosa, Sam?

He h-hurt me.

He hurt me and he won't leave me alone.

Okay, Sam, I don't know what's wrong.

- What can I do? How can I help? - No, you...

Just stop! Just stop!

Please! Stop! Stop!

Sam!

Andre?

Do you think anyone will know it was me?

I...

I...

Oh. Uh...

You okay?

I don't know what I'd do without you.

What did I do?

Nothing.

That's all I want right now.

Just nothing.

Well...

in that case, you're welcome.

What the hell was that back there?

I said the truth? Finally?

A-And now Tek Knight's probably gonna crucify me

and I'm gonna get expelled.

- I didn't ask you to do that. - Yeah, you did.

Like... several fucking times, actually.

But I didn't want you to bury yourself in the process.

You keep doing the dumb thing.

Fuck.

You're welcome.

I don't mean you're stupid.

You're fucking smart.

So what's your angle?

My angle is that...

Sometimes people don't have an angle.

Sometimes, they're just actual human beings.

You said I was scared.

I was just talking shit.

Okay? You're the only one who actually fought Golden Boy.

Yeah, but...

♪ And I keep running away...

I'm so fucking scared.

Don't be.

♪ Oh, we both know ♪

♪ If you want-want what you want-want, then you want it ♪

♪ Can't hide what you desire once you're on it ♪

♪ Can't fake what you want-want when you want it...

Um, sorry, that's not what you meant.

Yeah.

No. But...

♪ If you understand that a few years won't erase it ♪

♪ Might die if you can't live just to taste it ♪

♪ Want-want what you want-want, then you want it ♪

♪ If you want ♪

♪ If you want-want what you want-want, then you want it ♪

♪ Can't hide what you desire once you're on it ♪

♪ Can't fake what you can't break up with, ooh ♪♪

Holy shit!

A lot is happening.

- Oh, my God. Emma. - Uh... Hi.

- Are you okay? - Uh...

Sorry, Sam is going after Dr. Cardosa.

- We have to stop him. - Who?

Luke's brother.

- He's actually kind of hot. - No, who's Cardosa?

Dr. Cardosa.

He used to work with Brink. I know where he lives.

Oh, shit.

Pretty spot to confess your sins.

No camera crew?

You said leave them behind.

I wanted us away from the campus security cameras, too.

Oh, if you think dragging me to a secluded area

for a blowie is gonna save you...

- Well, let's see. - Mm.

Did you recently visit the brain tumor center at Johns Hopkins?

You have a small tumor in your brain.

It will eventually be fatal,

but I imagine you already know that.

I'd hazard you also know it's the cause of your...

...shall we say "unusual proclivity"?

I don't know what you mean.

Ah.

Compilation of your greatest hits.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, what is it with skull-fucking?

So how do we think your 18-to-49 demo will fare

when we broadcast you despoiling every single hole...

you come across?

Okay, what-what do you want?

There was nothing to find at God U, or with me.

Nothing to tell Vought and no reason to stay.

As long as you're off campus by end of day,

this video stays off Instagram.

Thoughts?

Yeah.

It's easier to probe the dark hole of conspiracy

than accept a tragedy with no meaning or motive.

But that's what this is.

Golden Boy simply snapped.

Fortunately, Godolkin University remains as resilient as ever.

An Eden for the young super-abled

to blossom into their abilities.

Now...

with this case behind me, I move on to the next mystery.

To seek out The Whole Truth.

We good?

All right, give me a few minutes alone, please?

I'm home.

Is that...

my mom's sauce?

- Daddy! - What?

Daddy!

Sam. Sam.

Look at me. Look at me.

Whatever you need, I can get for you.

Okay? Just-Just...

Just let my family go, please.

They're not real!

You are not real!

You're all fucking puppets!

I don't want to...

He can't have her!

Just...

Stop!

Go, go, go, go, go.

Sam, Sam, I'm here, look at me.

You don't have to do this, okay?

Sam. Sam, you don't want to do this.

I know you. Y-You...

I escaped and you caught me. Y-You're one of them!

We didn't know who you were then.

Sam, let us help you.

No! You are not touching me again, Cate!

Get the fuck out of here!

You're all fucking puppets!

Sam, you said I was your hero.

Okay? Let me help you again.

N-No, they're not!

The fuck is his problem?

What did you just say?

Sam. Sam. We loved Luke.

When we found out he was trying to rescue you,

we tried to help.

Sam!

Emma?

- Let me go! - Sam, you're all right.

I'm here. You're okay.

They're gonna put us back in The Woods.

I have to stop them.

Why don't you let me stop them?

Hey.

Wherever we go, we promised we're in this together.

Sam, we're gonna make this right.

I promise.

We'll pr...

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Is it worth it? Let me work it ♪

♪ I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it ♪

♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup, come on ♪

♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup ♪

- ♪ If you got a big..., let me search ya ♪ - Whoa.

♪ To find out how hard I got to work ya ♪

♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup I ♪

♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup, come on ♪

♪ I'd like to get to know ya, so I could show ya ♪

♪ Put the pussy on ya, like I told ya ♪

♪ Give me all your numbers so I can phone ya ♪

♪ Your girl acting stank then call me over ♪

♪ Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa ♪

♪ Call before I come, I need to shave my chocha ♪

♪ You do or you don't or you will or won't ya ♪

♪ Go downtown and eat it like a vulture ♪

♪ See my hips and my tips, don't ya? ♪

♪ See my ass and my lips, don't ya? ♪

♪ Lost a few pounds in my waist for ya ♪

♪ This the kind of beat that go ra-ta-ta ♪

♪ Ra-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪

♪ Sex me so good I say blah blah blah ♪

♪ Work it ♪

♪ I need a glass of water ♪

♪ Boy, oh boy, it's good to know ya ♪

♪ Is it worth it? Let me work it ♪

♪ I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it ♪

♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup, come on ♪

♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup, come on ♪

♪ If you got a big..., let me search ya ♪

♪ To find out how hard I got to work ya ♪

♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup, come on ♪

♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup, come on ♪

♪ If you're a fly gal, get your nails done ♪

♪ Get a pedicure, get your hair did ♪

♪ Boy lift it up, let's make a toast-a ♪

♪ Let's get drunk, that's gonna bring us closer ♪

♪ Don't I look like a Halle Berry poster? ♪

♪ See the Belvedere playing tricks on ya ♪

♪ Girlfriend want to be like me, never ♪

♪ You won't find a bitch that's even better ♪

♪ I make it hot as Las Vegas weather ♪

♪ Listen up close while I take it backwards ♪

♪ Sdrawkcab ti ekat ot ekil yssiM yaw eht hctaw ♪

♪ I'm not a prostitute ♪

♪ But I could give you what you want ♪

♪ I love your braids and your mouth full of fronts ♪

♪ Love the way my ass go ba-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪

♪ Keep your eyes on my ba-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪

♪ You think you can handle this? Ga-dunk-a-dunk-dunk ♪

♪ Take my thong off and my ass go boom ♪

♪ Cut the lights on so you see what I could do ♪

♪ Is it worth it? Let me work it ♪

♪ I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it ♪

♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup, come on ♪

♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup, come on ♪

♪ If you got a big..., let me search ya ♪

♪ To find out how hard I got to work ya ♪

♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup, come on ♪

♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup, come on ♪

♪ To the fellas ♪

♪ Ooh, good God ♪

♪ I like the way you work that ♪♪