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And now a holiday message from the president

of the United States.

Oh, hi ho ho ho ho.

Yes, we've added a fourth, though.

Biden only had three.

We added a fourth. Hi. It's me, your favorite president.

Back again this week.

Coming to you live from a

part of the white House that Melania's

Christmas decorations haven't gotten do.

Yeah, that's why we still have fireplace and Garland

and not spooky twigs and blackface.

But we have to be vigilant this Christmas.

As Americans, as you know, Arctic

immigrants are coming in through our chimneys

and stealing our milk and cookies.

I think that's where North Pole is, Arctic.

We'll be looking into that. We're going to look into that.

But we love Christmas, right?

We love Christmas. Cross the tree.

I know I'm not supposed to say that out loud, but it helps me.

Okay. Oh, we love tree.

Remember when I did this with flag?

Did you like that?

I'm hugging tree now.

It's very sharp.

I hung flag and tree.

Just never person return to podium.

But Christmas is great.

We love it.

In fact, I'm doing my own version of Nativity now.

We're kings from the Middle East.

Bring gifts for me

like gold and airplane

and casino deal in Dubai.

But unlike Nativity, they're not showing up on camel.

And I know camel. I know it very well.

I know it from my mandatory daily cognitive test.

I always point right to camel.

I always get camel right.

It's bumpy horse. That's how I know

came about because I say it a lot, but

I wanted to ramble to you tonight

about the incredible things this administration is doing.

We're doing wonderful stuff.

We are renaming the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts,

which will now be called

the Trump Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.

No, Homo

renaming a number of our other monuments as well.

Trump Washington Monument.

Trump Lincoln Memorial,

and of course, big Elphaba.

That would just be fun.

The third one is always the funny when,

you know, people are saying, sure,

why are you put your name on so many buildings?

And I say, it's because we had to take it off of so many files

and see redacted.

We had so many jumps in there, we had to put them somewhere,

you know what I'm saying?

We like to say redacted.

It's my second favorite.

Are word redacted I love

those shut up.

We love it.

And it's been a great year for foreign policy.

I am invading Venezuela by myself.

Metal Gear Solid style.

That's exciting.

I did that hit with some of the losers in the crowd.

Maybe a day.

And you know what? The economy is fine.

All right?

The economy's fine. It's getting closer to fine.

Indigo girls,

they were one of my favorite lesbian folk rock duos.

I believe that was Melissa Etheridge.

And I want to say Elton John.

I thought they were great.

You were two of my favorites.

Oh, and this is very important.

I almost forgot, I'm inventing my own Hunger Games.

That's right.

The white House will be hosting the Patriot Games

for high school athletes to compete, because I thought,

what's the best way to distract from the Epstein files?

I know, invite a bunch of teenagers to my house.

That'll help.

I'll think things are better I might do for a thousand, Alex,

but you can't say Alex any more, right?

You got to say, Ken.

Got to say can you can't say Alex.

There was Mayim Bialik for a second. That's okay.

I like getting.

There saying surge

you're doing got good games and you know how that book ends.

And of course I don't, because book

I don't like to read and frankly might not be able to anymore.

We'll be looking into that very shortly.

But with regard to files were being very transparent

because Jeffrey Epstein was a terrible man

and I didn't know him, and I liked him a lot.

So we released all the files and I come out looking, frankly,

very good.

We had to redact a few sensitive things,

but you'll get the gist here. Look at this.

Check it out.

Trump didn't do nothing bad.

Trump does smash, but not like Ron kind.

The end.

See? It's all there.

Can you believe.

So in conclusion it's been a great second first year.

I want to wish everyone a merry Christmas.

Or if you're Jewish, happy, honkytonk

HAPPY HONKYTONK, AND -- LIVE

FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY

NIGHT!

♪♪

>> Announcer: IT'S "SATURDAY

NIGHT LIVE" WITH --

MUSICAL GUEST CHER,

AND YOUR HOST ARIANA GRANDE!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ARIANA

GRANDE!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪

>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY

MUCH.

IT'S SO GOOD TO BE HERE TONIGHT

HOSTING THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE OF

"SNL."

THE LAST TIME I HOSTED WAS A

YEAR AGO, AND PEOPLE HAVE BEEN

ASKING ME IF I'LL REVISIT SOME

OF MY SKETCHES FROM LAST TIME.

LIKE DOMINGO.

BUT I TOLD THEM I DON'T THINK

SO.

WHEN SOMETHING IS PERFECT, IT

DOESN'T NEED A SEQUEL.

WHAT?

WHICH IS WHY I JUST FINISHED

FILMING "MEET THE PARENTS 4."

DECEMBER IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF

YEAR IN NEW YORK.

I LOVE THE DECORATIONS, THE SNOW

ON THE GROUND.

I LOVE SHOPPING FOR

ALL MY LOVED ONES.

BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT, I GET A

LITTLE STRESSED SHOPPING FOR

CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE IN MY LIFE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

MAYBE YOU CAN RELATE.

OH, THANK YOU.

♪♪

♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT

TO GET FOR CHRISTMAS

FOR MY COUSIN'S

BOYFRIEND STEVE ♪

♪ I DON'T KNOW

A THING ABOUT HIM

ONLY SEE HIM

ON CHRISTMAS EVE ♪

♪ MY COUSIN SAYS

THAT HE'S HER ROCK

BUT I'VE NEVER

HEARD HIM TALK ♪

♪ IS A GIFT CARD RUDE

WHAT DO I GET

FOR CHRISTMAS

FOR THIS DUDE ♪

♪♪

♪ HAVEN'T SHOPPED A LOT

FOR CHRISTMAS

CUZ MY SCHEDULE'S

NEVER FREE ♪

♪ AND I'VE

HAD SO MUCH PRESS

FOR WICKED ♪

♪ JON CHU WILL NOT

LET ME PEE ♪

♪ I PANICKED AND

ORDERED A YETI MUG

THE CHRISTMAS EQUIVALENT

OF A SHRUG ♪

♪ I'M IN A TOUGH SPOT

WHAT DO I GET

FOR CHRISTMAS FOR SCOTT ♪

>> STEVE.

STEVE.

SORRY, STEVE.

BUT I'M SERIOUS, ALL I WANT FOR

CHRISTMAS IS TO KNOW WHAT TO GET

FOR THE PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW THAT

WELL.

ALL SUGGESTIONS ARE WELCOME.

>> I CAN HELP YOU, ARI.

>> BOWEN, HI.

>> HEY.

>> CAN I JUST SAY HOW MUCH I

LOVED YOUR LINE IN "WICKED"?

>> THANK YOU.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> NO, THAT WAS MY LINE IN THE

MOVIE.

THANK YOU.

>> WELL THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

♪♪

♪ WHAT ABOUT A MUSTACHE COUPON ♪

♪ THAT WOULD PROLLY

FREAK HIM OUT ♪

♪ HOW 'BOUT A CAMEO

FROM MATTHEW MORRISON ♪

♪ THAT WOULD REALLY

FREAK HIM OUT ♪

♪ MAYBE HE'S A

FOOTWEAR BADDIE ♪

♪ THESE ARE CLEARLY

WOMEN'S CROCS ♪

♪ OVERNIGHT A BOX

OF RAW OYSTERS ♪

♪ SEND HIM INTO

ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK ♪

♪ A BRAND NEW SUIT

FROM BIG AND TALL ♪

♪ MY COUSIN'S BOYFRIEND

IS SHORT AND SMALL ♪

♪ A BOTTLE OF

KIRKLAND SHAMPOO ♪

♪ WHAT DO I GET FOR

CHRISTMAS FOR THIS DUDE ♪

♪ EVERY CHRISTMAS

ALL THESE PEOPLE

ON MY LIST ♪

♪ I HAVE TO GET SOMETHIN'

FOR ALL MY THERAPISTS ♪

♪ AND MY FAVE BARISTA

AND MY SECRET SISTER ♪

♪ I ALSO HAVE TO GET ABOUT

25 GIFTS FOR ALL THE

GAY GUYS WHO DO MY HAIR ♪

♪ IS IT WRONG TO

JUST BUY SOCKS ♪

♪ HE IS REALLY INTO

FEET TIKTOKS ♪

♪ STEVE I BARELY KNOW YOU ♪

>> ARIANA, WAIT!

WAIT.

>> MARCELLO, WHAT IS IT?

>> I'LL TELL YOU.

>> YES, YOU ARE TALLER THAN I

THOUGHT.

WHAT ELSE?

>> SOMETHING ELSE.

>> MY COUSIN BROKE UP WITH

STEVE?

SO HE WON'T BE AT CHRISTMAS?

WELL IN THAT CASE --

♪ I'LL BE GETTING NOTHING

FOR YOU ♪

WE HAVE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT.

CHER IS HERE, SO STICK AROUND

AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

Elves on shelves.

Watch children all day to see if they're nice or mean.

At night, they fly like Santa's sleigh and tell Santa

what they've seen.

But the job isn't always jolly.

Each winter it can cause their bright spirits to droop.

So at the North Pole, rec center

meets the elf on the shelf support group.

Okay, okay.

Looks like, looks like this is everyone.

For our newcomers. Hi.

I'm waffle shilling muffin.

I received a master's in psychotherapy from peppermint.

I put this group together to help us work through our trauma.

So, has anyone had a particularly rough week? Yes.

Look what they did to me.

They stayed.

Put it to my head.

Oh, That's hard.

Yeah, that's why we have this group, right?

We, We haven't seen you for a while.

You feel like sharing?

No, ma'am.

Not yet.

That's okay. That's okay.

And I see we have a new face.

Hi, there. Hi.

Giggle boobs.

And three weeks ago, I fell in between the cushion

of the couch, and nobody's found me.

And, I'm gone freaking crazy, man.

Right now I'm talking to triple AA batteries, like.

Like French, man.

Like when are they gonna fight me?

Hey, what did I say to my name?

Hey, hey, hey.

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

Twinkle butter.

Would you like to share?

Sure. Hi.

I'm twinkle, but it.

The little girl that I'm watching is an angel.

And I love her more than gumdrops.

But this year they got a cat.

And how are you getting

along with the cat?

As you can see, it

ripped my ass in half.

It haunts me like a rat.

And since I can't move, think I just have to.

I shouldn't have let it happen.

I just wish I could die

right here every day.

Okay, I'm gonna go

write it down.

Let it out. Let it all out.

That's okay, guys.

This isn't Santa's workshop.

You're allowed to cry here.

And, actually, elves can die, if they think a naughty thought.

They explode into confetti.

It's hard for me not to think naughty thoughts.

I'm on a shelf in a frat house

at Arizona State University, and they pose me

in ways that aren't very jolly.

They take pictures like this one.

And also this one.

I eat sugar

with my mouth, not my nose.

And then the worst one.

This.

Is what is happening in that picture.

Sticky nummies.

I don't know.

I think I know

what's happening and I think I like it.

Oh, no, it's not.

For the best.

It's for the best. He was in pain.

Do you want to share now?

No, ma'am.

Miss me with that?

Okay, okay.

You know pickle. Pickle. I'm surprised to see you here.

I thought your home was warm and jolly.

It was.

But the other day isn't.

Grandpa was alone in the house

and fell in because Santa won't let us move.

I had to sit still and watch this poor man moan

for help for nine hours while making mistakes.

And that ain't nothing.

I got eaten by my family's big old num.

Some of my bitch dog

But took me down.

And one bite.

How did you get out?

How do you think

I came out the back door?

That dog passed me at his Hershey hole.

With the doo doo

Right in the backyard

with my hat sittin on top of the pile.

Got me thinking, man, that Santa.

Oh, okay.

Let's not have any naughty thoughts.

It'll be too late, because I think Santa is.

Santa is a butt

Okay, well, let's call it there.

Yeah.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

WE NOW RETURN TO THE

HEARTWARMING ENDING OF A

CHRISTMAS CLASSIC "HOME ALONE."

>> KEVIN?

KEVIN?

KEVIN?

>> MOM?

>> OH, KEVIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS.

I'M SO SORRY HONEY.

OH, KEVIN, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

>> BUT WHERE'S EVERYONE ELSE?

>> OH, THEY COULDN'T MAKE IT,

SWEETIE, THEY WANTED TO BUT --

>> HI KEVIN!

>> KEVIN!

KEVIN MY BOY!

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!

>> HEY BARF NUTS, IT'S PRETTY

COOL YOU DIDN'T BURN THE PLACE

DOWN.

>> THANKS, BUZZ.

>> WAIT A MINUTE, HOW DID YOU

ALL GET HOME?

>> WE TOOK THE MORNING FLIGHT,

REMEMBER?

THE ONE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WAIT

FOR?

>> I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR 72 HOURS!

>> SO WHAT DID YOU DO THE WHOLE

TIME YOU WERE ALONE, KEV?

>> OH, JUST HUNG AROUND.

>> I'VE BEEN AWAKE SO LONG I'M

LEGALLY INSANE!

>> NOW WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO

HEAR ABOUT KEVIN'S LITTLE

ADVENTURES.

LET'S ALL PUT OUR COATS AWAY --

>> WAIT, DAD, I FORGOT TO TAKE

DOWN --

>> AHHHHHH!

>> AHHHHHH!

>> AHHHHHH!

>> DAD!

>> AHHHHHH!

>> GRAB THE EXTINGUISHER!

>> WAIT, I REPLACED IT WITH

KEROSENE!

>> AHHHHHH!

>> I'LL GET WATER!

>> NO, JEFF!

>> AHHHHHH!

>> I'M GONNA BE SICK.

OW!

>> CALL 911 BUZZ!

>> WAIT, NO, NOT THE PHONE.

>> FULLER!

>> OH, RELAX, I'M NOT GONNA WET

THE -- AHHHHHH!

AHHHHHH!

>> BUZZ!

THE PAINT CAN!

>> HEH, YOU MISSED ME, DORK!

UH OH.

AHHHHHH!

>> I HAVE BUZZ IN MY MOUTH.

>> GOOD NEWS, I RECONCILED WITH

MY SON --

AHHHHHH!

>> MOM?

MOM?

MOM, ARE YOU OKAY?

>> WHAT?

SORRY, YES.

I'VE JUST BEEN AWAKE FOR A VERY

LONG TIME.

>> MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOM.

>> MERRY CHRISTMAS, KEVIN.

>> AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

>> AHHHHH!

>> AHHHHH!

>> I'VE KILLED AGAIN.

Oh, wow.

I can't believe I got a spot in this class.

Yeah, I hear these instructors are, like, amazing.

Amazing.

More like pretty good.

That's worse.

Welcome, everyone to dance 101.

Let's get started.

We don't have a lot of time.

Oh, I thought this class was three hours.

No, it starts at three and it's ours.

It's theirs.

Try listening, you old girl.

Thank you. Denison.

Okay. Lesson one.

The first rule of dance.

Of great dancing is fast, fast, fast, slow.

I'm sorry. What does that mean?

Every pop star uses this dance technique.

It starts out fast, and then you get slow.

Watch us.

So fast.

So slow

down for you.

Did you like that?

Does that answer your question?

Not really. What?

It's so easy.

It's fast, fast, fast, slow.

It's cocaine then. Red wine.

Like this.

Cocaine. Cocaine. Cocaine.

Red wine. Red wine.

Exactly.

Denison.

Now you get a kiss on the forehead.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

I thought

we're going to be learning, like, actual dance moves.

Oh. I'm sorry.

Who's the expert here?

You with zero dance experience or us with some?

We are the people who

choreograph the dances in three giant commercials.

Yes, bitch.

We made diabetes look like something you want.

Is that a good thing?

Listen, people.

Okay? Listen.

Listen to us. People, okay?

Anything you want to say, you can say it with your body.

Dance is the universal language.

Watch me.

I am hungry.

I said I am hungry.

Do you like that? Yes. Or this?

I'm not vaccinated.

I'm sorry.

Are you not vaccinated? Excuse me?

You can't actually ask me that in RFK. Is America.

They still don't get it.

Let me give you one more.

Watch me.

Class.

I met a girl

and she had a baby, so I

left

Someone else.

Please tell someone else about yourselves.

The art of dance.

Oh. Oh, okay.

My favorite

part of pooping is to wipe the looks.

Excellent.

Excellent.

It's actually my third favorite part.

Next.

You please me?

I hadn't really thought about it, but,

my ex-wife dropped the charges.

Now that bitch is behind me.

Oh, well.

Wonderful.

And you are low key hauling a wagon back there. Wow.

Tremendous.

Now, remember, class dancing is something that's revealing.

For example, this is hers.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Thank you. You're welcome.

He said that you can tell how someone has sex

by simply watching them dance. Yes.

Yeah.

I highly doubt that.

Okay, then show us how you dance.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh, thank you.

Thank you.

You know, you never let me do this.

Thank you. See?

And now, for no particular reason.

I have to go.

No. No

dance is complete without a grand finale.

Nothing is grander than two people

that made the dance look much harder than it was.

Out of breath and about to kiss.

Five. Six.

Seven.

Eight.

And that dance.

>>> EVERY YEAR NEW GENERATIONS

DISCOVER THE 1977 CLIP OF

DAVID BOWIE AND BING CROSBY

SINGING "LITTLE DRUMMER BOY."

AN UNLIKELY PAIR PRODUCING AN

ICONIC CHRISTMAS MOMENT.

SO, WE HERE AT PEACOCK THOUGHT

LET'S JUST DO THAT WITH THE BIG

NAMES OF TODAY.

PRESENTING "PEACOCK'S RANDOM

DUET CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR,"

FEATURING OTHER UNLIKELY DUOS,

LIKE BOB DYLAN AND KATY PERRY.

♪♪

♪ YOU'RE A CHRISTMAS TREE

IT'S A CHRISTMAS TREE ♪

♪ WENT TO OUTER SPA-A-ACE

YES SHE WENT TO

OUTER SPA-A-ACE ♪

>> YOU'LL

LOVE THE CLASSIC CHRISTMAS CAROL

"DECK THE HALLS" PERFORMED BY

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND BAD BUNNY.

>> HEY, STEVIE, HOW MANY HALLS

DID YOU DECK, MAN?

YOU DECK 'EM ALL YET?

YOU KNOW, MY FATHER WAS AN ELF.

HE'D BE WORKING ALL DAY UP AT

THE NORTH POLE BUILDING TOYS.

BUT, OF COURSE, LIKE ALL MY

STORIES, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

♪ DECK THE HALLS

WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪

♪ FA LA LA LA LA

LA LA ME GUSTA MUCHO

EL DASHER EL DANCER

EL PRANCER Y VIXEN ♪

>> PLUS, "SILENT NIGHT" BY

KATE BUSH AND YOKO ONO.

♪ SILENT NIGHT

IT'S WHITE AND IT'S NIGHT

AND IT'S SILENT

SILENT NIGHT ♪

♪♪

[ SCREAMING ]

>> NEXT UP, A VERY SPECIAL DUET.

♪ MERRY SUPER CHRISTMAS ♪

>> WITH THE LEGENDARY

STEVIE WONDER --

♪ I'M DECKING

ALL THE HALLS ♪

>> AND RISING STAR BENSON BOONE.

♪ MERRY SUPER CHRISTMAS ♪

>> OH!

OH, MY GOD, BENSON BOONE JUST

FLIPPED INTO MY PIANO WEARING A

BLUE SEQUINED SUIT.

I MEAN, I DIDN'T SEE NOTHING.

>> AND "O HOLY NIGHT" BY BJORK

AND POST MALONE.

♪ O HOLY NIGHT

THE SKIES ARE

SHINING BRIGHT ♪

♪ LOOK AT THE STARS

IT'S A VERY JESUS NIGHT ♪

♪♪

>> SHH.

♪ THE TREE IS CRYING

SILVER TEARS ♪

>> AND AN ORIGINAL CHRISTMAS

SONG BY LIL JON AND "SNL'S"

JANE WICKLINE.

♪ CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE

ON FEBRUARY 10th ♪

♪ WHAT ♪

♪ THAT'S WHEN I'M FREE AND

I WANT TO DO SOMETHING

THAT WEEKEND ♪

♪ OKAY ♪

>> PLUS, SINGING "I'LL BE HOME

FOR CHRISTMAS," IT'S

CAMERON WINTER FROM GEESE.

♪♪

♪ I'LL BE HOME

I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

WITH MY FAMILY ♪

>> AND ONCE AGAIN, BENSON BOONE.

AND TO CLOSE THINGS OUT, A

STIRRING HANUKKAH DUET BETWEEN

ANDREA BOCELLI AND CELINE DION.

♪♪

[ SINGING IN A GLOBAL LANGUAGE ]

♪♪

>> IT'S THE RANDOM DUET

CHRISTMAS

SPECTACULAR, COMING TO PEACOCK

DECEMBER 33rd -- WHAT?

THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.

>>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE

COURT, THE PREPONDERANCE OF THE

EVIDENCE CLEARLY SHOWS THAT THIS

DERANGED MAN, LAMONT BROWN, IS

GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES OF

BURGLARY.

WE HAVE SECURITY FOOTAGE SHOWING

MR. BROWN BREAKING INTO SEVERAL

HOMES IN THE AREA AND FLEEING

WITH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH

OF MERCHANDISE IN A LARGE BAG.

THE MAN IS CLEARLY UNSTABLE, AND

THE PROSECUTION RECOMMENDS HE

REMAINS IN STATE CUSTODY AND

RECEIVES A THOROUGH PSYCHIATRIC

EVALUATION.

THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

MR. BROWN, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF

CASES, AND I TEND TO AGREE WITH

THE PROSECUTION.

YOU'VE CHOSEN TO REPRESENT

YOURSELF, WHICH AS THE SAYING

GOES, IMPLIES YOU HAVE A FOOL

FOR A CLIENT.

>> THANK YOU.

>> IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE

TO SAY BEFORE THE JURY DELIVERS

A VERDICT?

>> WELL, IF IT'S OKAY YOUR

HONOR, GIRL, I'D LIKE

TO MAKE ONE LAST PLEA IN THE

FORM OF A CLASSIC CHRISTMAS

SONG.

>> A CHRISTMAS SONG?

UNCONVENTIONAL, BUT

YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S YOUR TIME,

MR. BROWN, USE IT AS YOU SEE

FIT.

♪ NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY YOU

WON'T BELIEVE ♪

♪ MY ALIBI AND I CAN'T BREAK

THROUGH ♪

♪ THERE'S NO TALKING TO YOU IT'S

SO SAD I'M ARRESTED ♪

♪ ALL THE TOYS I'VE INVESTED BUT

AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE ♪

♪ YOU'RE GONNA BE THE NAUGHTY

ONE, OH ♪

♪ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA

CLAUS ♪

♪ I DELIVER PRESENTS FROM MY

SLEIGH ♪

♪ I REALLY THINK A WARNING

IS ENOUGH ♪

♪ JUDGE WOULD YOU BELIEVE I'M

BLACK SANTA CLAUS ♪

♪ I CAN'T STAY IN JAIL ANOTHER

DAY ♪

♪ I REALLY DON'T THINK I BROKE

NO LAWS JUDGE ♪

>> THAT'S ENOUGH, MR. BROWN.

THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS CRIME

YOU'RE BEING CHARGED WITH.

AND NOW THAT

YOU'VE EXPLAINED YOURSELF,

I GUESS YOU'RE FREE TO GO.

>> WAIT, I'M SORRY, FREE TO GO?

YOUR HONOR, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY

BELIEVE THIS NUT JOB DO YOU?

>> WATCH YOUR MOUTH COUNSELOR,

THAT'S SANTA CLAUS, HE CAN HEAR

YOU.

HE'S SITTING RIGHT THERE.

>> THIS MAN IS DEFINITELY NOT

SANTA.

>> WHY CAN'T I BE SANTA BECAUSE

I'M BLACK?

>> NO!

OKAY.

BECAUSE WE HAVE YOU ON CAMERA

STEALING FROM PEOPLE'S HOMES.

>> SO WHAT THAT MEAN?

>> IT MEANS YOU'RE NOT SANTA,

YOU'RE A BURGLAR.

>> WHY CAN'T I BE BOTH?

>> WHAT?

>> DON'T YOU SEE, YOUNG MAN,

SANTA CAN BE ANYTHING THAT YOU

WANT HIM TO BE.

WHITE, BLACK, BURGLAR.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS BELIEVE.

DO YOU?

>> DO I WHAT?

♪ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA

CLAUS ♪

>> NO!

>> OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR.

>> SUSTAINED!

WATCH IT, COUNSELOR, YOU'RE ON

THIN ICE.

>> I'M SORRY, YOUR HONOR, BUT

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO

HAD THEIR VALUABLES STOLEN BY

THIS MAN?

>> THAT'S JUST TOYS.

>> NO, IT'S NOT JUST TOYS.

THERE'S LADIES UNDERWEAR IN

HERE, A BUNCH OF WOMEN'S SHOES,

YOGA PANTS.

>> SO WHAT THAT MEAN?

>> IT MEANS YOU'RE NOT SANTA,

YOU'RE A PERVERT.

>> WHY CAN'T I BE BOTH?

>> BOTH WHAT?

>> DON'T YOU SEE, YOUNG MAN?

TOYS CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT.

THEY CAN BE TOYS OR BRAS OR

DIRTY PANTIES.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS BELIEVE.

♪ DO YOU BELIEVE THAT TOYS CAN

BE DRAWERS ♪

>> NO!

>> OBJECTION!

>> SUSTAINED.

THAT WAS YOUR LAST STRAW, I'M

HOLDING YOU IN CONTEMPT OF

COURT, COUNSELOR.

>> WAIT, ME?

FOR WHAT?

♪ BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN

BLACK SANTA CLAUS ♪

BAILIFF, GET THIS FOOL OUT OF MY

COURTROOM.

THANK YOU.

>> AND BLACK SANTA, MERRY

CHRISTMAS.

>> MERRY CHRISTMAS, GIRL.

♪ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA

CLAUS ♪

YEAH, COME ON, EVERYBODY.

♪ I DELIVER PRESENTS FROM MY

SLEIGH ♪

♪ I REALLY THINK A WARNING IS

ENOUGH JUDGE ♪

♪ DO YOU BELIEVE IN BLACK SANTA

CLAUS ♪♪

>>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHER.

♪♪

♪♪

♪ NO ONE ON THE STREETS

AND THE CITY IS QUIET

I SHOULD BE ASLEEP

BY THE HEAT OF THE FIRE ♪

♪ BUT I'M ON MY WAY OUT

AND I'M GONNA STAY OUT ♪

♪ I CAN FEEL THE PULSE

AS I WALK IN THE DOOR

TAKE ME THROUGH THE CROWD

TO THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR ♪

♪ THE RED AND

THE GREEN LIGHTS

ARE HITTING ME JUST RIGHT ♪

♪ NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS

I GOT ONE REQUEST ♪

♪ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG

I WANNA BE DANCING

ALL NIGHT LONG ♪

♪ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

BUT IT'S WARM IN HERE

AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING

I WANT THIS YEAR ♪

♪ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG

I WANNA BE DANCING

ALL NIGHT LONG ♪

♪ IT'S TOUGH OUTSIDE

BUT IT'S LOVE IN HERE

AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING

I WANT THIS YEAR ♪

♪ EVERYBODY HERE

MUST BE FEELING THE SAME

NEED A LITTLE JOY

AND A LITTLE ESCAPE ♪

♪ FEELING A SPIRIT

YOU JUST WANNA HEAR IT

NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS

I GOT ONE REQUEST ♪

♪ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG

I WANNA BE DANCING

ALL NIGHT LONG ♪

♪ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

BUT IT'S WARM IN HERE

AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING

I WANT THIS YEAR ♪

♪ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG

I WANNA BE DANCING

ALL NIGHT LONG ♪

♪ IT'S TOUGH OUTSIDE

BUT IT'S LOVE IN HERE

AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING

I WANT THIS YEAR ♪

♪ THAT'S THE ONLY THING

I WANT THIS YEAR

THAT'S THE ONLY THING

I WANT THIS YEAR ♪

♪ THAT'S THE ONLY THING

I WANT THIS YEAR

THAT'S THE ONLY THING

I WANT THIS YEAR ♪

♪ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG

I WANNA BE DANCING

DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG ♪

♪ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG

I WANNA BE DANCING

ALL NIGHT LONG ♪

♪ IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

BUT IT'S WARM IN HERE

AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING

I WANT THIS YEAR ♪

♪ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG

I WANNA BE DANCING

ALL NIGHT LONG ♪

♪ IT'S TOUGH OUTSIDE

BUT IT'S LOVE IN HERE

AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING

I WANT THIS YEAR ♪

♪ THAT'S THE ONLY THING

I WANT THIS YEAR

THAT'S THE ONLY THING

I WANT THIS YEAR ♪

♪ THAT'S THE ONLY THING

I WANT THIS YEAR

THAT'S THE ONLY THING

I WANT THIS YEAR ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

It's Weekend Update with Colin Jost

and Michael Che.

Good evening everyone.

Welcome to Weekend Update on Michael Che.

I'm Colin Jost.

Well, it's that time of year when everybody is talking

about the man who flies through the air

to visit children all over the world.

Jeffrey Epstein.

Yesterday, the Department of Justice

released another batch of Epstein

documents, which critics pointed out

deliberately omitted references to Donald Trump

in a totally non-suspicious way.

And honestly, it's not fair.

You know, Donald Trump

was my favorite character in The Epstein Files.

It's like when House of cards suddenly stops.

Starring Kevin Spacey.

Probably because he had booked a recurring role

in The Epstein Files.

The Justice Department announced

that it would not be able to release

all of the Jeffrey Epstein files by yesterday's deadline.

I guess they kept running out of black ink.

Oswald was so boring.

The only interesting thing I saw was this picture

of Bill Clinton hugged up on Melania.

Health Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr, seen here

describing how close he is to blackface.

Announced that the federal government

will pull funding from hospitals

that offer gender affirming care to transgender minors.

And yet, RFK is allowed to slowly transition

into Wilson, the volleyball.

President Trump

claimed in his speech that for the past seven months,

there have been zero illegal aliens allowed into the country.

Zero.

I just got a lap dance from two last night.

During a white House event in Iowa,

farmer said that his son told him, quote, daddy, I don't want

Santa Claus to come to our house for Christmas.

I want President Trump.

And Trump's actually been practicing being Santa

by sliding down this horizontal chimney.

A statue has been unveiled at the U.S.

capitol of Barbara Rose Johns, a black teenager

who led a protest against school segregation.

And right behind it is a statue of Thomas Jefferson going,

Marjorie Taylor Greene announced that she is engaged to

Brian Glenn, a pro-Trump pundit for Real America's voice.

And I just want to see the size

of the rock that that guy must be smoking.

What?

White house?

White House chief of staff Susie Wiles seen here

having a staring contest with Cash Patel

said in a new interview that President Trump

has an alcoholic personality.

Hey, don't you dare compare him to my friend

Michael Che.

I wasn't very nice.

While many Americans feel less holiday cheer as we get older,

it's important to make this time special for the children.

Here to tell us what he wants for

Christmas is my 12 year old nephew, Tyson. Oh.

Merry Christmas, Uncle Che. Yay!

A little big for yay, but okay.

Now, you told me you wanted to share your Christmas wishlist.

I sure do.

But, Uncle Teddy, do you think Santa was watching SNL?

I mean, I think Santas watching.

He's over 100 and white, so probably.

Wow, that's so cool.

Can I say something to him directly? Sure. Go ahead.

Just looking at cameras. Say what you want.

Hi, Santa.

It's me. Tyson.

The little boy who's been good all year.

Remember me?

I asked for a bite last year, but I didn't get one.

And that kind of hurt my feelings.

But this year, I'm getting everything I want.

Because on Christmas Day, I'm coming to your house.

I'm gonna beat your ass.

And I'm all smiles.

Oh, Tyson, what are you doing?

What?

I'm just a little kid

who really wants a bicycle more than anything in the world.

Well, that sounds more like a threat.

I'm sorry.

Can I keep talking to end if I promise to be nice?

All right, Tyson, but show a little respect, I work here.

Kind of.

Listen, bitch.

Here's how I was going to go.

I'ma sneaky your house

like giant with a slide down your chimney.

Quiet as hell.

And I'm step on any elves in my way.

And I'm not coming alone neither.

I'm bringing out little jumbo rubber pom pom

type thing.

Yes. All I can say, honky.

Look, you're talking about a home invasion against Santa.

I don't know what that is.

Okay?

I'm only this many

men. Once you need three hands, you got to stop doing that.

What?

But I'm only in the third grade again.

Look, maybe I came off way too aggressive,

but I promise it's going to end. Sweet.

I'm gonna let you finish.

Since it's Christmas and I'm not getting you anything.

Okay.

Say, you gotta stop doing that.

Now, listen to the fat man.

I'm not coming back anymore.

I'm coming for Mrs. Claus.

Yeah. That's right.

She's sitting in my DMs.

I don't know what's going on.

I'm running a police press on that whole

issue.

Not that we don't rep anything new.

Don't be buck naked

when we're gonna be naked.

Yeah, just a puppet jacking the UGG boots for traction

pole. Yeah.

Not that smooth on you, bitch.

I'm going to your kitchen and make some Donald nuggets.

After all, I am only 12.

Oh, I'm worried about this kid, my nephew Tyson.

Everybody.

This lady

was Miss.

Well, tonight is our Christmas show.

And we have a tradition where me and Colin

give each other jokes to read that

neither of us has ever seen before.

That's.

See, that's interesting because you

you specifically said that we were not doing it this year.

Oh, did I?

Yes. Yes.

And you know that I did.

I did not write any jokes for you.

Oh, well, I guess you'll just have to read

mine.

Oh, I know.

Oh, okay.

I didn't know.

Critics say a new series of coins from the U.S.

mint celebrating great moments in the country's history.

Ignore civil rights.

But what about the coin that celebrates

where black people actually come from?

Ships

Hi. Hi.

Wow. Colin.

That's really going to say on Christmas.

The Archdiocese of New York

announced it will set up a $300 million

fund for victims of church sexual abuse.

And yet, I get nothing for keeping my mouth shut

and taking it like a chance.

You should have

wrote some jokes for me to tell.

Looks like you got more.

Oh, good.

New research shows that millions of women

leave the workforce due to menopause.

Which means there's only a couple years left on my gravy

train.

My girl already be like Colin.

I'm warm.

Colin. I'm sweating. Bitch.

You having a hot sweat?

But don't worry about me.

I got a backup.

They don't call Wednesday hump day for nothing.

Wow, Colin,

I wouldn't have done that, would.

We. It's almost the end of the year.

Which means that people online.

The kind of people. You okay?

As opposed to the end of the year, which means people

online are going to be posting

what will be in and out for 2026.

Here to give us the definitive list are two trend forecasts.

Well, how are you guys doing?

Where have you been?

Well, Michael, are you okay?

You need to shake off what you just did, I think.

Well, Michael, we've been gathering the trends.

We get them from a very huge, sweaty, rock hard computer.

Oh, wow. Does it use A.I.?

More like a little bit of, I guess.

Yes, I it does as I.

And that's how we got the reports.

First up is holiday trends in fighting with your family.

Grandma. No! Let me go.

And Bong buzz.

Everybody's getting socks from Bombas

in making the yuletide bisexual and out.

Mistletoe.

A plant that makes you kiss.

There's already one of those.

And it's called marijuana.

I'm gonna let a leaf tell me who to love.

And I'll kiss when I get the urge.

And, Oh, boy, I'm feeling it right now.

Oh, mistletoe.

Bad bitch.

Well, you guys got that mad at mistletoe?

Yes, it's a horny pervert like you, Michael. Oh,

girls.

Girls, seriously?

It's time for the next trend.

Singing trends in the.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

In for married guys.

Singing in harmony

in la la la la la. Can't can't.

Yeah.

And out 1234.

Just start the damn song, you bastard.

You need to count.

And dude, in your head

you're behaving like a drunk and you're not a drunk.

You're a man.

So eat a steak and act like it.

Two. Three. Four.

Got a bad bitch.

You guys are clapping.

I still don't understand who you guys are or what you do.

Clear a path. Clear a path.

It's time for Chinese trends

in dim sum

and really long dragon in Rush Hour four.

Thinks Trump and.

Orange chicken.

One orange chicken become Chinese. I mean, yeah,

tastes pretty good, but we didn't invent that.

Don't you agree?

Do you want me to

guess them? Yeah.

Thank you.

Chicken doesn't trump.

Yeah.

Bitch.

Will that go to bed, bitch?

In Mandarin? Yes.

Learn to speak it like I did.

Oh, shut up.

Is anything else out for 2026?

Yes. Michael,

the computer has permanently deleted three trends out

big waving pride, flag out

Marge Simpson hair and get out.

Oh, no!

Michael che! No!

Cameras, everybody.

Oh, we got nothing on Michael. Che.

I'm calling you.

All right.

Welcome back to the Love Is

Blind reunion, where we try to answer

the question, is love really blind?

Even though nine

seasons of this show have proven no, it's definitely not.

And that was really on display with this next couple

who were fan favorites

all season until their first look went well.

See for yourself.

This has been such a wild ride.

I mean,

even though we met through a wall

and I don't know what he looks like,

I genuinely feel like he's my soulmate.

Janelle is everything I've been looking for in a wife.

Our new life starts today.

This is. Oh.

Oh my God. Hey.

Oh, wow. You're.

You're beautiful.

Oh, wow. Oh my God.

Yeah,

I can tell you're in shock.

I am too.

Come here.

You okay?

And I.

Oh, my God, I've been waiting 11 days to do that.

So how do I say this?

Are you the literal Grinch?

Oh. What? You didn't know?

Oh, yeah, I guess it.

I guess it never came up.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Oh, will you make me

the happiest this in the world?

This.

I'm sorry.

Are you even a human being?

Janelle. What?

No. I'm serious. Like, are you even a guy?

I can't believe I have to ask you this, but do you.

Do you have a penis?

I. Whoa!

Dick! No.

I not I don't know what to say.

Janelle, chill.

What I do have is big.

Just happens to be a corkscrew.

And it's in my butt.

And it hurts the woman and me.

I can't do this, you guys.

I can't.

Wow. What an incredibly relatable situation.

Janelle chose not to go to Mexico,

but instead returned to her home in Colorado, and the Grinch

returned to his home on the outskirts of Whoville.

It's been four months since the pods.

Let's see how they're doing now.

Please welcome Janelle and the Grinch.

Let's go right here.

I'm not mad. Hi, guys.

My girl.

Okay.

Well, welcome.

So, how did it feel watching that back?

Well, the way it went down was kind of a worst case scenario.

But she overreacted a little.

I know, but, she's since apologized.

Yeah, I was being crazy

because I literally never even asked if he was the Grinch.

Yeah. And that's on me.

But now, we're stronger than ever.

Right.

Oh, my God, you're so funny.

Oh, wow. Beautiful.

Well, we want to open it up to the rest of the pod squad.

Yeah, I'll chime in.

Are we going to just skip over the part where you said he

didn't have a penis?

That what he has in

his butt and his damn corkscrew like girl? Why?

You know what, Nadia?

I love you, but out of respect for Neil,

I don't want to get into our sex life.

Yeah, we.

Sorry.

Who is Neil the Grinch?

Actually, Amy,

being called the Grinch is, Thank you, baby.

It's really triggering for me.

That's the name I was given by a town that terrorized me.

So, I should go by Neil now.

Yeah, I actually relate to Neil.

You know, it's hard when you meet the real person

and they don't look awesome, but you grow to love it. Oh,

hey. Hey.

Well, on a lighter note,

Janelle and Neil, the producers have let us know

that you have some big news to share.

Yes, yes, we are expecting.

Yeah,

I'm showing a little bit right here.

My cravings have been crazy.

Wait a minute.

You're having a baby?

And I hear you also brought a sonogram picture.

Oh, like, why is he standing up?

Wow, that's really wild.

I'm Vanessa Lashay, and I'm Nick Lashay.

And just so you know, 98 degrees is touring again.

We got turned down by the sphere,

so we're playing a venue in Cincinnati called The Cube.

It's just a regular building.

But they got nachos. Y'all.

We'll be right back.

>> ONCE AGAIN

>> CHER!

♪♪

♪♪

♪ OUT OF ALL THE REINDEERS

YOU KNOW YOU'RE

THE MASTERMIND ♪

♪ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH

GRANDMA AIN'T

TOO FAR BEHIND ♪

♪ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH

SANTA GOT TO

MAKE IT TO TOWN ♪

♪ SANTA MAKE HIM HURRY

TELL HIM HE CAN TAKE

THE FREEWAY DOWN ♪

♪ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH

I'M REELIN' LIKE

A MERRY-GO-ROUND ♪

♪ SAID SANTA TO A BOY

CHILD WHAT HAVE YOU

BEEN LONGING FOR ♪

♪ OH ALL I WANT

FOR CHRISTMAS

IS A ROCK 'N ROLL

ELECTRIC GUITAR ♪

♪ AND THEN AWAY WENT RUDOLPH

HE WAS WHIZZING

LIKE A SHOOTIN' STAR ♪

♪ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH

SANTA GOT TO

MAKE IT TO TOWN ♪

♪ SANTA MAKE HIM HURRY

TELL HIM HE CAN TAKE

THE FREEWAY DOWN ♪

♪ OOH, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH

I'M REELIN' LIKE

A MERRY-GO-ROUND ♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪ SAID SANTA TO A GIRL

CHILD WHAT WOULD PLEASE YOU

MOST TO GET ♪

♪ A LITTLE BABY DOLL

THAT CAN CRY, SLEEP

DRINK AND WET ♪

♪ AND THEN AWAY WENT RUDOLPH

HE WAS WHIZZING

LIKE A SABER JET ♪

♪ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH

SANTA GOT TO

MAKE IT TO TOWN ♪

♪ SANTA MAKE HIM HURRY

TELL HIM HE CAN TAKE

THE FREEWAY DOWN ♪

♪ RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH

I'M REELIN' LIKE

A MERRY-GO-ROUND ♪

♪ I TELL HER

RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH

RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH ♪

♪ RUN, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH

OUT RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH

RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH ♪

♪ RUN, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH

RUN, RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH

RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH ♪

♪ RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN

RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN ♪

♪♪

Welcome to the JFK Delta One Lounge, the most random place

to take a shower in

the holidays, so we've got free eggnog for our guests.

Now get to nod. Whoa!

Is that an industrial eggnog?

Sure is. Have a glass.

No, sorry, I machine's

kind of breaking down, so I'm closing my station.

This is my last shift.

Oh, no. Really?

Yeah. It's sad.

I'm going to miss everything about this place.

The way it smells, the celebrities would come through.

You know, just last week, Josh O'Connor was here in the lounge.

Oh, cool.

Well, thanks for everything and good luck

taking.

Hello?

Ryder, can you hear me?

Ed, is that you?

Are you still at the airport?

Ed? It's Christmas Eve, and that's when people

want eggnog at the airport the most.

Honey. Oh, I know.

I wish you were home, but I'm so proud of you.

All the eggnog you've made over the years.

Some of it was great.

Some of it was rotten,

and a lot of it got cut.

But, you know, I also think it's kind of like me.

It's not for everyone, but the people who, like, you know,

my kind of people

Plus, you're way

more fun with bourbon.

Oh, I missed you, Ed.

Please come home.

I'll be there soon, sweetie.

♪♪

♪ BELLS WILL BE RINGIN'

THE SAD, SAD NEWS

OH, WHAT A CHRISTMAS

TO HAVE THE BLUES ♪

♪ MY BABY'S GONE

I HAVE NO FRIENDS

TO WISH ME GREETINGS

ONCE AGAIN ♪

♪ CHOIRS WILL BE SINGIN'

SILENT NIGHT

CHRISTMAS CAROLS

BY CANDLELIGHT ♪

♪ PLEASE COME HOME

FOR CHRISTMAS

PLEASE COME HOME

FOR CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ IF NOT FOR CHRISTMAS

BY NEW YEAR'S NIGHT ♪

Where are you flying to today, sir?

My, biological son finally found me.

So the jig is up.

Yeah. I'm going to go meet him.

That's lovely.

Can I interest you in the eggnog?

Sorry. Sure. Thank you.

And, good luck.

I'm going to miss you.

I'll miss you, too.

Kenan Thompson.

Thank you

♪ FRIENDS AND RELATIONS

SEND SALUTATIONS

SURE AS THE STARS

SHINE ABOVE ♪

♪ WELL THIS IS CHRISTMAS

YES, CHRISTMAS MY DEAR

SOME TIME OF YEAR TO BE

WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE ♪

>> RHONDA, YOU MADE IT!

>> OF COURSE, I WOULDN'T MISS

YOUR LAST SHIFT FOR THE WORLD!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE RETIRING.

>> I JUST WANTED TO GO OUT ON

TOP.

>> EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE A

BOTTOM, HONEY.

♪ SO WON'T YOU TELL ME

YOU'LL NEVER MORE ROAM

CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR'S ♪

♪ WILL FIND YOU HOME ♪

♪ THERE'LL BE

NO MORE SORROW ♪

♪ NO GRIEF AND PAIN

AND I'LL BE HAPPY

HAPPY ONCE AGAIN ♪

>> OH, RHONDA, I SHOULD HAVE

COME HOME EARLIER.

I JUST FEEL SO LUCKY THAT I EVER

GOT TO WORK HERE.

AND I JUST WANTED

TO ENJOY IT FOR A LITTLE BIT

LONGER.

ESPECIALLY THE PEOPLE.

I'VE LOVED EVERY SINGLE PERSON

WHO WORKS HERE.

BECAUSE THEY'VE DONE SO MUCH FOR

ME, ESPECIALLY MY BOSS.

>> OH, YOUR BOSS.

THERE SHE IS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

EGGNOG AT DELTA, NICE TO SEE

YOU, MA'AM, WHAT AN HONOR.

>> MA'AM, I JUST WANT TO SAY,

IT'S BEEN AN HONOR WORKING FOR

YOU.

ANY SUCCESS I HAVE FROM HERE

WILL BE THANKS TO THIS PLACE.

DO YOU ANY FEEDBACK FOR ME?

>> WELL, EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU

WERE A LITTLE BIT TOO GAY.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE

PERFECT FOR ME.

>> THIS PLACE WILL ALWAYS BEAT

THEM ALL, BUT IT'S TIME TO GO.

♪ OOH, THERE'LL BE

NO MORE SORROW

NO GRIEF AND PAIN ♪

♪ AND I'LL BE HAPPY

HAPPY ONCE AGAIN ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Many thanks to Cher!

Aidy Bryant

and Bowen Yang

We love you.

We love you so much.

Good night

Thank You