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You're over here jerking off our swap son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Yes, finally looking forward to the ice cream.

That sounds great.

Dessert?

It is so nice.

Now honey, are you sure you don't want to come with us and get ******** cream?

No, I'm okay. You guys go on.

Come on.

It's going to be a great swap family moment for us all.

Yeah, I agree. It'll be a good time.

No, I have a headache.

Come on, it'll be fun.

Come on.

Come on, please.

Please, mom.

No, I just don't want to be a Debbie Downer.

Just go have fun, come back, tell me all about it.

Alright.

And then we can bond out.

Alright.

I'll take these guys.

We'll make it quick.

Alright.

Bye.

Thanks, mom.

Bye. See you later.

Bye.

Have fun.

Alright. Bye.

Okay.

Good time.

(laughing)

Mommy missed you.

(giggling)

(grunting)

(moaning)

That's it.

You dirty, dirty boy, watch me.

(moaning)

Yes.

(moaning)

(moaning)

(sniffs)

(sobbing)

(sobbing)

Oh!

[breathing heavily]

Oh!

[breathing heavily]

[kissing]

[kissing]

[breathing heavily]

[kissing]

[breathing heavily]

(slurping)

(kissing)

Yes.

(sighs)

Oh my god.

(moans)

Oh

(breathing heavily)

Fuck, yes!

(panting)

Mmm, fuck!

Jesus!

Oh, fuck!

(panting)

(breathing)

(panting)

(breathing)

Oh, thank God!

Yes, Jesus!

(panting)

Oh, fuck!

(breathing)

(breathing)

Yes!

(panting)

(sobbing)

Oh my god.

*kiss*

Oh my cheese.

*kiss*

Oh my god.

*kiss*

(sobbing)

(moaning)

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh my God.

(moaning)

Fuck, yes, yes.

(moaning)

Oh my God.

(gasps)

Oh, that was great.

That was so good.

Oh, what?

Hey, it was great.

Swap mom.

Oh, you missed that worksheet.

You missed so much yummy ice cream.

Swap mom.

Where you at?

Swap mom.

Where is she?

Honey, swap mom.

Are those her clothes?

The heck?

That's a little weird.

Yeah.

We should go look for her.

Maybe she's in the shower.

You can check in there.

I'll go check over there.

We'll check the bedroom.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Honey.

Hello.

Swap mom.

Where is she?

Hey, honey.

Hey, look.

No, she wasn't in any of the bedrooms.

Yeah, she wasn't in the bedroom either.

It's weird.

It is weird.

Well, why would she just take off her clothes?

Maybe she just got changed and went to the store.

Yeah.

Maybe.

Yeah.

It's a little weird, but.

What if she got ******?

Oh my God, that could be-

Oh, no.

Oh my God.

She did not get ******.

Oh my God.

She did not get ******.

Oh my God.

Calm down.

Okay, before everyone goes nuts,

just everyone just shut up and let's chill out.

Okay, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation.

Let's go.

Just go sit down on the couch

because she'll be back soon.

So, we're not gonna jump to those conclusions.

We're just gonna watch TV and she'll be home.

Great.

All right, ****, sit down.

Just calm down, okay?

It's a little weird.

All right, let's.

No, see, we're late.

Can we go to the office?

Don't worry.

It's all right.

She'll be home soon.

It's fine, she just always disappears.

It's all right.

She's fine.

She'll be home soon, all right.

It's so good.

I'm going to get some water.

Okay.

What are you doing?

Shhh.

This is so hot.

Can I get naked too?

Oh god.

You might as well.

Can I use your name?

(heavy breathing)

Oh my god, what are you guys doing?

No way. What is going on?

I don't have any explanation for this.

And it looks like we really can't step back from this.

So, this is a really weird first impression.

Um, how about if you just fuck me,

and we can forget all about this,

or I'll leave the swap.

The what?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Okay.

Yeah?

Yeah.

[laughing]

(kissing)

(kissing)

(mumbling)

Oh my god, I think maybe we should do this.

Yeah, definitely.

Is this what you want?

I want both.

(slurping)

(moaning)

(slurping)

(groaning)

This is so painful.

Oh my God, it's fucking hot.

(groaning)

(moaning)

(crunching)

(smacking)

That's so good, dog.

Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck.

That is so good.

How's it feel over there?

She is amazing.

Yeah?

She's fucking amazing.

Shall we?

I think so.

Oh, dog.

Yeah, let's do it.

Yes, yes.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my God.

(breathing heavily)

Can we do that?

Yeah.

(breathing heavily)

(moaning)

(breathing heavily)

(moaning)

(breathing heavily)

(moaning)

(breathing heavily)

(moaning)

(breathing heavily)

Oh my gosh.

Yes, yes, yes.

(breathing heavily)

(moaning)

(breathing heavily)

(moaning)

(breathing heavily)

You okay?

(breathing heavily)

Oh my God.

It's okay.

(breathing heavily)

Oh my God.

Fuck.

(breathing heavily)

Oh my God.

(breathing heavily)

Yes, yes, yes, ... yes,yes.

Oh my God.

(moaning)

(breathing heavily)

(moaning)

(moaning)

Oh my God, holy shit.

(moaning)

What the fuck?

Oh my God, you fucking bitch.

God, this stuff's fucking ridiculous.

Oh my God, oh my God, fucking.

(moaning)

(moaning)

Oh my God.

Hey, Swat Dad.

Yo.

You think maybe you wanna switch a little bit?

Look at this.

You guys want to switch a little bit?

You guys want that nice hard cock over there?

(breathing heavily)

Yes, fuck.

(breathing heavily)

Yes.

(breathing heavily)

(moaning)

(breathing heavily)

(moaning)

(breathing heavily)

(moaning)

(breathing heavily)

(moaning)

(breathing heavily)

(moaning)

These cuffs are so fucking good.

Yes, I'm gonna die.

(breathing heavily)

Oh, that's so fucking good.

(breathing heavily)

(moaning)

(breathing heavily)

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

(breathing heavily)

Oh, fuck.

(moaning)

(breathing heavily)

Yes, yes.

(breathing heavily)

Oh my God, yes, yes, yes, yes.

(breathing heavily)

(moaning)

I'm done.

I'm gonna watch you now, I'm gonna watch you now.

(moaning)

Oh, it's so good.

Thank you.

Oh, look at this.

Hey, you two boys.

Do you wanna know

what term is fucking us?

Oh, yeah?

We're sexy, good, inspiring.

(moaning)

I love seeing cocks in here.

Yeah, I love you guys.

So much better than the one with the dildo, isn't it?

Alright, you ladies, lay down.

Hold on.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, stop it.

Hey, will you just stop?

Oh, it's peaceful.

Yeah, I love it.

It's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, your tongue.

Oh, yeah.

It's good.

Oh, fuck. Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, ... yes,yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

[moaning]

Yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I feel so fucking good.

That's beautiful.

Beautiful.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

There we go, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

There we go.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

*moaning*

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

(moaning)

Fuck, you're hurting me.

Come on, get up.

(moaning)

Yes, oh.

Fuck yeah, there we go.

(moaning)

Can I fix the blood mom again?

Yeah?

Yeah.

You wanna bend him over?

Yeah, let's do it.

(moaning)

Hi.

Let's do this.

(moaning)

Oh my God.

Yeah, oh, come on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, sir.

Ah.

Oh, yes.

Yes, sir.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It's so fucking good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

(moaning)

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

(moaning)

I'm doing it just like that.

(moaning)

That's it baby, now come and see me.

(moaning)

Oh, I miss so much.

(moaning)

Oh fuck, just like that.

(moaning)

Yeah, there it is.

Oh fuck, yes.

(moaning)

Oh fuck, yes.

(moaning)

Oh fuck.

(moaning)

Oh my God.

Oh my God, so much trauma.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

(moaning)

Oh, sit down, come on.

(moaning)

Well, I am feeling much better.

That's good.

We're the perfect Svart family.

The perfect Svart family.