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I spent
my first 19 years
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trying to escape
my hometown of Neptune.
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Made it out,
then after a decade away,
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decided Neptune needed me,
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and I needed it.
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I was wrong on both counts.
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Neptune didn't need
another private investigator...
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it needed an enema.
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I'll start at the beginning of
the end:
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the Maloof case.
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The Mad Bomber of Neptune.
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The first explosion killed four
people at the Sea Sprite Motel,
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two days into the month-long bacchanalia
that is Neptune spring break.
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If Neptune was the unofficial
West Coast capital of spring break,
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then the Sea Sprite
was its national monument.
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Kids came to Neptune to get
loose, get lit, and get laid.
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♪ I've been counting
matchsticks ♪
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♪ From the boxes ♪
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♪ The seconds in reverse
on the clock, just a-waiting ♪
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♪ For you to tell me
it's time ♪
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Me, I was just trying
to pay the rent.
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♪ I've been keeping my head
well trained ♪
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Well, shit.
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♪ Just once I wanna hear
that something is mine ♪
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♪ Whoa, tell me it's time,
time, time ♪
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♪ Tell me it's time,
time ♪
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♪ Yeah! Hey! ♪
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God hates me.
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♪ Lost and found you know
I'll be right here ♪
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- Karsyn.
- ♪ And I can feel it's drawing near ♪
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♪ Just waiting for you ♪
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Veronica?
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You got a watch dog.
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That's cool.
What's his name?
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Dahmer.
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Dahmer likes his Snausages,
doesn't he?
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Yes, he does!
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Yes, he does!
Dahmer likes Snausages!
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He needs some training.
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Here it is.
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That's why my gate
isn't working?
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That's right.
Your house doesn't hate you.
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Your ex-husband,
on the other hand...
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Oh, I knew it.
That cock waffle.
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Your house is very smart.
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With all the Echos,
your Nest thermostats,
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your Hue bulbs,
Lutron dimmers,
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Sonos music system...
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Okay, can I help you find
something, or...
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Nah, I found it.
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What are you doing?
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Oh!
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This is how your ex
was getting in.
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He set up the router,
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he knew all the passwords.
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That's why your heater
would crank up to 90 degrees
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when you were trying to sleep.
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It's why your deceased mom's
favorite song
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would wake you up
at three in the morning,
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and it's why you would
lose internet access
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right when
you needed to work.
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Oh, that...
vindictive sack of shit.
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Wait, how would he know exactly
when I would started working?
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Camera.
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It also explains
why your gentleman callers
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were having their cars keyed
and their tires slashed.
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Oh!
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Another camera?
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Oh, guess not.
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I should call the cops.
Just turn him in.
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This sort of harassment
is nearly impossible to prove.
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Oh. I want...
I wanna "garrit" him.
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You know what,
I want to "garrit" him,
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I want to stab him
in the face,
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and I wanna cut off that dick
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he's just so proud of.
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Think it's garrote.
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- What?
- Not "garrit."
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"Gar-oat," also acceptable.
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Okay, well,
my point is that...
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No! Not... ohh.
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Another camera.
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Oh, that asshole.
Ha-ha.
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He gave me that.
Just out of the blue, as a gift.
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Because he said he loved me.
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You know I gave him head
that night in the shower?
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Okay, so you're saying
there's nothing I can do?
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I didn't say that.
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I never say that.
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♪ A long time ago ♪
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♪ We used to be friends ♪
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♪ But I haven't thought of you
lately at all ♪
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♪ Bring it on, bring it on,
yeah ♪
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♪ Just remember me when ♪
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♪ We used to be friends ♪
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♪ A long time ago ♪
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♪ We used to be friends ♪
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♪ A long time ago
we used to be friends ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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That's his house.
Wait, how did you...
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He received a flower delivery
from his main office
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"in recognition of his
strong quarterly sales."
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Well, good for him.
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Not really.
I sent the flowers.
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And in each
of the flower pots I included...
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two of these bad boys pointing
in opposite directions.
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That, and a couple of
microphones.
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There he is.
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There he is
with his child bride.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, they're gonna do it
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on our Himalayan
gold marble kitchen island.
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We'll see about that.
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What the...
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Oh, tell me
we're recording this.
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"We're recording this"
is my middle name.
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Ohh.
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Just wait for it.
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Whoo!
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Okay, that's the part
I don't want to see.
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It ain't gonna happen. Here.
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What is...
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And now he knows.
You own him.
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I just need final payment,
and I can download the apps
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and passwords onto your phone.
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Look, I... I know that
this isn't healthy,
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it's just that this divorce
got so ugly.
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He only wanted
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to pay me 90K a month.
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I'm like, "Uh, no, thanks.
I know what ya make."
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How much is it for you again?
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Uh, six grand.
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Wasn't it 300 a day?
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An hour.
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Mm.
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What... What is that?
I thought you fixed everything.
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Right. Um, it's just a smoke
detector with a dead battery.
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Here, um...
this should do the trick.
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Okay, can you install it?
That's not really my thing.
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Thank you so much
for coming down, Mr. Mars.
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I'm not sure how much
help I can be, Mr. Hu.
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The message referenced a rat problem,
and that's not my area of expertise.
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People generally call an
exterminator.
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Oh, I've called exterminators.
Three so far.
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They find no nests, no rat
droppings,
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their traps catch no rats.
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You sure you have a rat
problem?
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Holy cuss!
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A rat caused that?
Was it a 70-pounder?
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"Holy cuss"?
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Yeah, sorry.
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My daughter and I have a bet
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who can go the longest
without dropping an F-bomb.
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I didn't think
she could go 20 minutes,
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and that was
three months ago.
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Well that...
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"cussing" rat
was a big one.
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And this sort of thing happens
every three or four days.
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Customer picks up a cabbage
or a box of cereal,
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and a rat pops out.
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Then customers run around like
they've seen the chupacabra.
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Have you thought about
calling an exterminator?
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I mean, just in case?
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I told you, Mr. Mars.
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I spoke to several
exterminators.
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Right.
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Sorry. Uh, brain freeze.
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Have you checked footage
from your other cameras?
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Maybe it's someone
releasing them as a prank
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or to hurt your business.
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This is my only camera.
It's to stop shoplifters.
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There's no money
for improvements.
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No, truthfully...
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I'm not sure if
I can afford you.
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I'm sure we'll be able
to work something out.
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My store is
the only place in Neptune
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where my customers
can afford to buy groceries.
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But word is getting around
about our rat problem.
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Of course, if those NUTTs get
their way,
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I'll probably
have to fold tent anyway.
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Hmm. Which nuts are those?
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Is that the sweet sound
of victory I hear?
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The spoils of war.
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Who else is gonna
keep paying for those safaris
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where you and your big-shot friends hunt
the most dangerous game of all.
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The homeless.
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It's not so much
the safari that gets ya,
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it's the private jet
to Billionaire Island.
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What exactly did you do
for that lady?
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Feminist stuff.
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We got mad,
we got even.
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- Some scissoring.
- All right.
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How'd you make this much?
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Celebrate with me!
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How I made that is between
me and my maker.
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I'm your maker.
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You are really not making
my office drop-by
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everything I was
envisioning.
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Oh, and what were
you envisioning?
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Well, a balloon drop,
for starters...
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maybe an "attagirl."
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Oh, no.
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You're feelin' emasculated,
is that it?
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- Honey...
- Yeah?
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If feeling emasculated by my daughter
was gonna dampen my spirits,
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you woulda found me out in
the garage a long time ago,
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Cheap Trick in the tape deck,
tube in the tailpipe.
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- What's a tape deck?
- I hate you.
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Hey, do you mind stopping by
Hu's Reduced tomorrow
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and setting up cameras?
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You took the rat job?
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Yeah, it's probably just an aggrieved
former employee releasing the rats.
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Hu, huh?
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Any chance Hu done it?
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I'm not gonna
play that game with you.
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What the cuss!
You're no cussing fun.
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I'm gonna Irish-exit this
wingding.
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Tell the host it was lame AF.
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Why are you
sounding like that?
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My millennial speak?
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Just gettin' into the spring
break spirit.
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At my place, we have already hung
our beer goggles over the fireplace,
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boofed the traditional
Spring Break Kamikaze,
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and watched Revenge of the
Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise.
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- Logan back?
- No. Just me and Pony.
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Logan's in Somalia.
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Maybe... Burundi?
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Aleppo.
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Chernobyl? I don't know.
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Do you expect sympathy from
a man who couldn't stop
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his teenage daughter from
poking around murder cases?
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Hey...
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you wanna go see
a bunch of NUTTs
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try to destroy
Neptune tonight?
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Intrigued.
Which nuts?
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Neptune United
for a Tidy Town.
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Its members
self-identify as NUTTs.
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They're trying to jam through
a bunch of beautification ordinances
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at tonight's City Council.
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Ooh, God, no. But you...
you should go.
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Break stuff, old man.
The struggle is real.
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Hashtag JOMO.
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Pics or it didn't happen!
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- Bye, Felicia!
- Oh.
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Hi, Pony. Hi, bud.
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How ya doin'?
Do you need to pee?
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Yeah, you better.
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'Cause if you don't need to pee,
that means... you peed in...
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Daddy's home?
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Hey! Hi!
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What's up?!
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Whoo!
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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
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Ooh, I do not mind if I do.
255
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:20,954
Bitch, get in line.
256
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,710
- What, that guy?
- Yeah.
257
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:27,431
- Blue trunks?
- Hmm. I've seen better.
258
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,036
Though he does look strong.
259
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,080
Like, really strong.
260
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,752
Hey, Blue Trunks!
261
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,758
I'm thinking he might be dumb.
262
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,151
You don't get lats like that
from reading.
263
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,676
As me how many shits
I give about his brain.
264
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,760
How many shits do you give
about his brain?
265
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,555
- None.
- Then why bother having me ask you?
266
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,520
Hey there.
267
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,479
How much do you bench?
268
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:53,800
Three-fifteen?
269
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,271
Good. So...
270
00:12:56,440 --> 00:13:00,434
my refrigerator is broken or something,
and it just so happens my neighbor
271
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,559
from a few blocks away put a
perfectly good one curbside.
272
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,280
I'm assuming it works.
273
00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,710
Feel like carrying it
into my apartment for me?
274
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,200
What's in it for me?
275
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,160
Hand job?
276
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,670
With eye contact?
277
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,676
Fine, if you hang
two other shelving units
278
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,837
and carry my
old refrigerator back down.
279
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,440
- What floor are you on?
- Third.
280
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,954
- Full-on sex.
- Sold.
281
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,833
But I come first,
no back door,
282
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,640
and I'll need
a ride to work after.
283
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,756
How far away do you work?
284
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,536
Are you gonna keep talking this much?
'Cause we could forget the whole thing.
285
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,560
Let's go.
286
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,191
Hey, uh, I don't need
to move anything,
287
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,999
and I live
on the first floor.
288
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,200
- Lisa.
- What?
289
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,799
That sounds like
a much better deal.
290
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,280
What did I tell you
about talking?
291
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,194
I'm gonna cuss your brains out.
292
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,554
♪ Waking life ♪
293
00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:00,400
♪ It grew from the shadow ♪
294
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,676
♪ Brace yourself ♪
295
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,191
♪ To the morning low ♪
296
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,280
Oh!
297
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:14,116
♪ Night is gone, long way... ♪
298
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,715
- We oughta get a bigger couch.
- Yeah.
299
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:22,275
♪ You've waited long enough to
know ♪
300
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,114
♪ When the memory ♪
301
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,232
♪ Leaves you ♪
302
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:42,671
♪ Somewhere you can't
make it home ♪
303
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:50,672
♪ When the morning
comes to meet you ♪
304
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,480
- Oh, I need the...
- You need... Yeah.
305
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,518
No. No.
306
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,640
I don't suppose
you wanna tell me
307
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,315
how you got that giant bruise
on your shoulder, do you?
308
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,040
What bruise?
309
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,559
Oh, this bruise.
310
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,240
I fell off a motorcycle.
311
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,311
Flew over the hood of a car.
I tucked and rolled.
312
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,911
Yeah, I saw that
Mission: Impossible too.
313
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,160
Eh, I tried.
314
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,120
Have you considered
that maybe my life
315
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,470
just is really Mission:
Impossible-esque?
316
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:28,878
Consider it?
I assume it.
317
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,836
There's sand in your bag!
318
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,430
I knew you were
in the Middle East.
319
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,911
Or, I hate to bring up
Occam's Razor here, but...
320
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:51,635
maybe I set my bag down on the beach
20 feet outside your front door.
321
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,755
No, this feels
like Kuwaiti sand.
322
00:15:56,920 --> 00:16:00,231
You really shouldn't be digging through
the bag of a naval Intelligence officer.
323
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,559
That's what you
say you are.
324
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,536
I'm still thinking you're
an international playboy
325
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,119
breaking hearts
in exotic lands.
326
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,351
Sounds like
you should lock me down.
327
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,998
Be careful. Some girls might
think you're proposing marriage.
328
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:16,996
Or, in words you can understand,
an Echolls Ultimatum.
329
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,793
No, you had it the first time:
marriage.
330
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,111
I just forgot
what it was called.
331
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,389
Let's get married!
332
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,555
Yep.
333
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,479
Okay, weirdo,
let's get married.
334
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,836
I'm serious.
335
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:36,077
If you were serious, you'd be
in the same room as your intended.
336
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:39,074
And there'd be a ring involved...
or so I'm told.
337
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,398
How many pockets
have you searched?
338
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,760
The pocket on the right.
339
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,713
WTC, dude.
340
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:24,836
Hey.
341
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,472
I think it goes
something like this.
342
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,036
Veronica...
343
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,913
- Veronica...
- Stop. Stop. Don't.
344
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,639
Don't. Please.
345
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,397
We're not getting married.
346
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,835
- I thought we were on the same page about that.
- Yeah.
347
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:49,392
Look at my parents.
Look at your parents.
348
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,397
And every day I go to work,
and I watch married people
349
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,792
destroy each other. So, um...
350
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,033
- No.
- Veronica, I...
351
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,830
I need to go, um, meet my dad
at the City Council meeting.
352
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,719
I promised him
that I would, and...
353
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,759
'cause big stuff's happening and
it could affect the business.
354
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,639
All right, I gotta go.
355
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,798
You know what
this is?
356
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,840
That's a used condom.
357
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,238
This morning I was taking a walk on
one of Neptune's beautiful public beaches,
358
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:31,990
and there it was.
359
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:35,073
Bullshit, you were takin'
a walk on a public beach.
360
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,960
As a boy growing up
in Neptune, this was paradise.
361
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,760
But for the past 20 years
we've been in decline.
362
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,351
And that's what
Neptune United for a Tidy Town
363
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,274
is all about: returning Neptune
to its former glory.
364
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,431
You know, my stint
in the big house
365
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,956
taught me a number
of important life lessons.
366
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,736
First, don't assume they'll send you
to one of those country club prisons.
367
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,229
But second,
368
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,474
beauty matters.
369
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,400
It lifts our spirits,
it gives us pride.
370
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,279
Makes us better citizens.
371
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:10,396
These ordinances are the nudge we need
to get back to a better time.
372
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,160
Thank you.
373
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,360
No to NUTT.
374
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,477
Mm-hmm. Okay.
375
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,296
Given the number
of interested parties
376
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,879
who have signed up
to speak tonight,
377
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,952
we might run
a few minutes long.
378
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,070
How the hell did we let a
crooked real estate tycoon
379
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:34,711
come in here and seduce us
into longing for a bygone era?
380
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,837
An era that never existed.
381
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,834
Twenty years ago they were dumping
waste water from the nuclear plant
382
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,270
a hundred yards
from the public beach.
383
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,920
That's why you never
got any taller.
384
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,514
I thought you weren't coming.
385
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,589
I need
to get out of my apartment.
386
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,560
- Logan's back.
- Logan's back?
387
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,518
And he asked me to marry him.
388
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,080
What an asshole.
389
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,878
I'm guessing you haven't
picked a date yet.
390
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,275
Okay, up next,
391
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,353
local nightclub owner
Nicole Malloy.
392
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,000
Ms. Malloy, you have three
minutes.
393
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,077
Two and a half
more than I'll need.
394
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,875
Best Hurricane I ever had
was at Comrade Quacks.
395
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,271
Thank you, Mayor Dobbins.
396
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:19,110
Well, this is quite
the bonanza of edicts
397
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,239
big Dick and his NUTTs
have thrown together.
398
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,270
Guess Chino gave you
lots of brainstorming time.
399
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,200
- Yep.
- Hmm.
400
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:32,320
Here's one that stood out to me.
"No vulgar advertising."
401
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,997
Any business in particular
you had in mind?
402
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,038
- Comrade Quacks?
- No.
403
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:41,353
Okay. Well, I'll probably sell
20,000 T-shirts in the next four weeks.
404
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,035
I clear ten bucks a unit,
that's 200 grand,
405
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,874
which is about my entire
profit margin last year.
406
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,760
So...
407
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,680
Dick...
408
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,275
does the shirt pass muster?
409
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,115
- That's up to the beautification committee.
- Good...
410
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,989
Good, cause I thought for a
moment that a rich man
411
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,477
wanting to get richer was trying
to drive me out of business.
412
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:06,360
That's all.
413
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,035
Who is she?
414
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:17,833
Hey, what's the goddamn holdup?
We want to get our ducks wet!
415
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,149
Ten shots of Jäger.
416
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,320
You got it.
417
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,032
Look, guys, it's a numbers game.
That's all it is.
418
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:38,080
Craig, you said that we had a 1% chance
of leaving with one of these girls?
419
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,834
I agree. We have a 1% chance...
420
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,272
times the number of girls
that we talk to.
421
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,714
And that is why, my friend,
we are going to play the Rejection Game.
422
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,440
- Rejection Game, that sounds...
- Rejection-heavy.
423
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,876
Yeah, it is.
But that's the beauty of it.
424
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,072
So much rejection
that you grow numb to it.
425
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,078
I was numb by ninth grade.
426
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,400
How do we play?
427
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,716
Gabriel, that's the spirit!
428
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,752
We ask girls to dance with us,
429
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,396
and whoever collects
the most rejections, wins.
430
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,670
I'm in!
431
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,272
- We gotta get out of the Sea Sprite.
- Shots, everyone!
432
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,079
Down the hatch!
433
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,675
Spring break! Whoo!
434
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,793
I can't believe my mom
screwed us over on the house.
435
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,519
It's because of me, isn't it?
436
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,680
Of course not.
437
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:23,956
I'm just saying,
438
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,270
you're not the only sickos
439
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:26,840
that wanna get
your geese greased.
440
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,789
I mean, I'd literally bone
any rando here.
441
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,839
I couldn't help but overhear
your plea for some strange dick.
442
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,518
Well, look no further,
'cause there's no dick stranger than mine.
443
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:42,238
It makes a hard turn to the left,
and it just keeps going.
444
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,237
You gotta be
shitting me!
445
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,831
Uh, go.
Away with you!
446
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,640
Killing it!
447
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,353
Whoo!
448
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,710
Comrade Quacks rules!
449
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,555
Check it out, check it out.
450
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,795
Uh, hello.
451
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,077
Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
452
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,351
My name...
my name is Jimmy.
453
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,240
Hey, Nicole,
can I get another shot?
454
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,549
One second.
455
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,679
Table 23.
456
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:31,710
...and smile!
457
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,496
You know what?
This is goin' on my Instagram.
458
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,000
Brock, get my phone!
459
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,160
I got you bro.
460
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,236
Yeah, right here.
461
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,696
Yeah! Ready?
462
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,720
Hey!
463
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,240
That was my phone!
Yo, what the...? You bit...
464
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:45,834
Whoa! Hey!
465
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,276
What are you doing?
Try me! Try it!
466
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,874
Nicole, back off.
467
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:50,960
What?!
468
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,836
Belmont, put 'em in a Lyft
back to the Sea Sprite.
469
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,515
But take their pictures first,
they're 86ed.
470
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:02,477
And find her shitty friends and
tell 'em to get her home now,
471
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,440
otherwise I'm callin' the cops,
she can sleep it off in the drunk tank.
472
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,433
So, tip your waitresses!
473
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,280
What?
474
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,799
♪ On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' ♪
475
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,475
♪ A poor little baby child is
born ♪
476
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,233
♪ In the ghetto ♪
477
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,311
♪ People, don't you understand ♪
478
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,996
♪ The child needs
a helping hand ♪
479
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,880
♪ Or he'll grow to be
an angry young man... ♪
480
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,318
♪ And his mama cries ♪
481
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:47,517
♪ Here comes the sun ♪
482
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:53,039
♪ There go the raindrops ♪
483
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:58,315
♪ You are the one ♪
484
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:03,157
♪ Who makes the rain stop ♪
485
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:08,475
- Killin' it.
- ♪ Wherever you go ♪
486
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,199
♪ You light the way ♪
487
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:18,313
♪ What I'd give to do ♪
488
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:24,192
- Du...
- ♪ This magic that you do ♪
489
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:27,751
- Dude.
- ♪ With just a smile ♪
490
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,513
Dude.
491
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:34,590
♪ You chase the thunder ♪
492
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:40,160
♪ Here comes the sun ♪
493
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,994
♪ You're such a won... ♪
494
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:45,880
Okay.
495
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,397
Dr. Miles wasn't great at
updating his patients' charts.
496
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,593
You say the headaches and memory
loss are relatively recent?
497
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,110
Last year, mostly.
498
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,351
More frequent lately.
It's getting worse.
499
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,318
I'm repeating things.
500
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,616
It says here you were in
quite the car accident.
501
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:02,640
When was that?
502
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,280
2013.
503
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,591
We should get you in
for a CT scan.
504
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:08,515
How much is that?
505
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,034
How's your insurance?
506
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,239
- Um...
- Couple grand.
507
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,676
See if that helps.
Twice daily.
508
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,389
Razadyne?
509
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,354
That's not how I'd do it.
510
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,600
- Are you cussin' with me?
- Don't you cussing point at me.
511
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,320
You know what? I'm not
cussin' around, old man.
512
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,080
Oh, cuss you and the horse
you rode in on.
513
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,629
Grow up, Veronica.
514
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,269
So? What's the word?
515
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,393
How long before we can burn
this cussing cane of yours?
516
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,954
Aw. You love me.
517
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,152
No, I just hate
mounting cameras.
518
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,640
It's all good,
it's progressing.
519
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,359
Everything's progressing
as it should.
520
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,320
Are you sure?
521
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,718
Well, don't time me
in the 40, but yeah.
522
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,391
Veronica...
I am a prime physical specimen.
523
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,072
So when I head-butt you, you're
just gonna dust yourself off?
524
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,152
I suppose so. But why
head-butt your father?
525
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,560
Because I just spoke
to the owner of this establishment,
526
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,717
and I know how much
we're getting paid for this gig.
527
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,111
Oh.
528
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,318
There is no George Bailey moment
at the end of this story, Dad.
529
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,672
When we go belly up, no one's taking up
a collection for us.
530
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,479
There's always
that law degree.
531
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,040
Maybe you can do
something with that.
532
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,479
I have two more
cameras to mount.
533
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,016
...was in Atlanta today,
534
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,874
getting an early start
on a 2020 reelection bid.
535
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,874
- He made it clear...
- Dad. Cinnamon?
536
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,670
- It's anti-inflammatory.
- Well, it tastes like shit.
537
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,400
Well, then go drink coffee
at your mom's house.
538
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,672
Oh, that's right.
She doesn't let you drink coffee.
539
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,594
Isn't it your mom's weekend?
540
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,871
I don't know.
I'm just a kid.
541
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,040
Matty.
542
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,036
- Go make some new coffee.
- No.
543
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,673
The news makes
you grumpy.
544
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,916
Hi.
545
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:13,716
How can I help you?
546
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,633
Hi. We're checking out
a little early.
547
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,120
We got a room at
the Neptune Grand.
548
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,391
Ooh... lucky you.
549
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,120
I'd stay there too
if I could afford it.
550
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,720
Cool. Uh, so can you just refund
those last five nights on my card?
551
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,073
Oh, well now, that is
gonna be a problem.
552
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,712
Whoo-hoo!
553
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:38,600
You don't know shit, man.
554
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,430
The standing doctrine bones
the lower courts and litigants
555
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,439
'cause the court manipulates it
whatever ass-backwards way they want.
556
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,114
But in Sierra Club
vs. Morton...
557
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,835
Oh, you're gonna bring up an
environmental suit? Come on.
558
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,640
Oh, dude, I'm hungry as shit.
559
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:51,876
I'll be right back.
560
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:52,797
Yeah, all right, man.
561
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,111
Yo! Pizza man!
562
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,873
Yeah, that's us!
We moved out here.
563
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,117
Room 29?
Yeah, man.
564
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,112
Gimme the Jimmy!
565
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,078
You got a cheese and a
pepperoni.
566
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,793
Yeah, man, classic shit.
567
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,077
Nice try. It's mushroom
and a meat lover.
568
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:09,880
You're a meat lover.
569
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,349
As you trek into the mine,
570
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,240
you notice that your torches
have been spent.
571
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,629
You come to a door.
572
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,400
Perception check.
573
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,109
- I'm drunk.
- I'm very drunk.
574
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,555
The Wi-Fi's down.
575
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,120
Yes, the Wi-Fi is down.
576
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,755
As it should be. No one
studies on spring break.
577
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:29,271
And what, clearing the Mines of Moria,
that's crushing spring break?
578
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:30,776
They have a real
cave troll problem.
579
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,029
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
580
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,320
I'm going to the office...
to see if they can fix it.
581
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:35,797
Oh!
582
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,390
Hark! A weary visitor hails.
583
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,919
Hi. Somebody ordered pizza?
584
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,390
Uh, you must want the guys'
room. This is the girls' room.
585
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,155
- There's a lot of guys here.
- Hold on.
586
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,074
Who ordered pizza?!
Guys!
587
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,072
Pizza!
588
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,998
Can... just someone deal with him, please?
He's, like, super-weird.
589
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,676
Sorry.
LaShawn's gonna help you.
590
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,115
LaShawn!
591
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,960
- Hey.
- Uh... Tawny called.
592
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,736
She needs her makeup case.
Can you handle this?
593
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,877
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
594
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,679
Hey, man.
595
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,536
Yeah, I don't think anyone
ordered a pizza here.
596
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,596
Mind if I take a look?
597
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,557
Oh! Here we go.
You got the wrong room, brother.
598
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,672
We're 26. You're lookin' for 29.
599
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,355
Wh... Uh...
Oh. Yeah.
600
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,995
Let's do shots!
601
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,875
- Pizza's here!
- Tough! Finally!
602
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,599
Hey, you can, uh, just... the
money's on the counter there.
603
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,509
Is there another pile of
change representing a tip?
604
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,400
There will be no money.
But when you die...
605
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,758
You will achieve total enlightenment.
Yeah, I saw the movie.
606
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,839
Yeah, Bible for douchebags.
607
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,959
W-Warth vs. Seldin?
608
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,038
Warth vs. Seldin.
609
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,960
Stick to contract law, bro.
610
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:02,156
Oh... Daddy likey.
611
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,556
Yo, hand me my shoes.
612
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,197
- Where ya goin'?
- The office.
613
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:10,599
I need somethin' to snack on.
614
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,754
No. Dude, that's what the confirmation
from your motel said.
615
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,718
We forfeit one night's rent.
We'll show you.
616
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,719
I wrote the thing.
That's not what it says.
617
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,314
You'll fill
the room anyway, man.
618
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,756
Can't you just, you know,
let this slide?
619
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,674
He already let it slide.
620
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,433
Matty, I got this.
621
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,056
Why don't you go to your
car and get your homework.
622
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,594
Hi!
623
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,991
Sorry. I know you're all
in the middle of a thing,
624
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,038
but really quick:
the internet is down.
625
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,278
Uh, he's... he's right, Dad.
The internet is down.
626
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,993
Homework? Now.
627
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,117
Jillian to the rescue.
628
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,874
Thank you.
629
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,916
Finally.
630
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,032
Don't even start.
631
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,520
Anchovy, right?
632
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,799
Har-dee-har.
633
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,994
Ooh! Yes.
634
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,719
Don't eat it all.
635
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,558
- Spring break?
- Spring break.
636
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,799
I told you.
His family hates me.
637
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,997
They hired a detective
to investigate my family.
638
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,555
No. They're gonna meet you,
639
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:29,439
and they're gonna
love the shit out of you.
640
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:31,996
Fifty grand to walk away,
and you said no?
641
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,552
That's a baller move.
642
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,873
- Hey.
- Hey.
643
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,391
I'm Jimmy. Jimmy Hatfield.
What's your name?
644
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:43,838
- Jillian.
- Oh, Jillian. That's cool.
645
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,799
You wanna come to an impromptu
party later in room 16?
646
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,715
- I may swing by.
- All right, cool. I'll put you on the list.
647
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:50,880
Nice shiner.
648
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,240
You should see the other guy.
649
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,313
Spring break, bitches!
650
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,956
- Good luck.
- Onward through the fog.
651
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,520
Gimme food!
652
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,840
Hey!
653
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,319
Stop it!
654
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,834
Jesus.
Were there any fatalities?
655
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,640
They're saying four dead. I
can't believe there's not more.
656
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,598
That place is mobbed
this time of year.
657
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:40,355
The motel owner died.
658
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,394
Plus a Mexican national
going to school at Caltech,
659
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,398
a law school student,
660
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,156
and the fiancée of Alex Maloof.
661
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,354
Younger brother of
Congressman Daniel Maloof.
662
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,591
Any speculation on the motive?
663
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,959
You know what, Dad? I gotta go.
664
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,078
Uh, the host is
tapping his watch at me.
665
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,277
- Love you.
- Love you too. Bye.
666
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,193
We could bring
the first course out here.
667
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,756
You're doing courses now? Fancy.
668
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,917
Oh, yeah.
Salad, the whole shebang.
669
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,193
Oh-niner scum.
670
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,712
- You told Logan no?
- Zip it.
671
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,274
And boom!
672
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,280
And-a-boom! And-a-bomb!
673
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,760
Oh, hell, no.
674
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:26,960
And-a-boom.
675
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,471
Hey, sweetie, you ever seen
one of these before?
676
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,279
It's called, uh...
677
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,710
What do you call it?
678
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,155
I call it Noah.
679
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,516
- No-?
- No?
680
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,080
No, you called it
somethin' else.
681
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,520
The baby?
682
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,199
That's it.
It's a baby, Veronica!
683
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,360
Mmm.
684
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,496
It's what everyone's
goin' on about.
685
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:44,795
It's adorable, Wallace.
686
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,633
Where do you put your
little Noah Fennel
687
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:47,936
when you're done
playing with it?
688
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:48,632
In the garage, or...
689
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,399
I put him in his room.
690
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,950
You know, the place with
all the toys and little outfits
691
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,200
Auntie Veronica bought him.
692
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,713
I bought him one
ironic track suit.
693
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,951
Which he does not seem
to be wearing, by the way.
694
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,315
One, my ass.
695
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,910
So now I'm in the middle
of writing a deposition,
696
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,276
and Wallace's mom calls again.
697
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,576
She called you again?
698
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,638
She calls me again to say
there's no salmon in the house.
699
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,274
That is not
what she said.
700
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,119
That is exactly
what she said.
701
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,800
She said she was worried
that Noah wasn't getting enough omegas.
702
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,793
From salmon.
703
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,040
What crazy case are you
workin' on these days, Veronica?
704
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,956
Sorry, I'm a little distracted
because of the B-O-M-B-I-N-G.
705
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,551
We put the baby to bed
about an hour ago, V.
706
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,560
You don't have to spell anymore.
707
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,912
This was really good.
Thank you, Shae.
708
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,790
Feel like we should probably
get going though, right?
709
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:49,397
This guy's pretty tired
because he just flew in yesterday from...
710
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,479
Where did you say it was
again, honey? Bikini Atoll?
711
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,036
Kamchatka?
Isle of Lesbos...
712
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,600
The North Po...
713
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,672
Dammit, I've said too much.
714
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,641
- See? Sleep deprivation makes you easy.
- No, I'm still going strong.
715
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,077
Did someone say
Cards Against Humanity?
716
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,240
Oh, yeah.
717
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,280
Oh...
718
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,272
♪ Mr. Finish Line ♪
719
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,640
- Ah, Dr. Jones. Good evening.
- ♪ Mr. Finish Line ♪
720
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,031
There she is, oh!
721
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,800
Whoa. Whoever did this to you
better have deep pockets.
722
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,715
Don't lose this. Ahh...
723
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,440
- Garcy, how ya doin'. Ya hangin' in there?
- Hey.
724
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,475
Ee-yikes.
725
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,194
Uh-oh. Ooh.
726
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,952
♪ Bring it to a boil... ♪
727
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,349
Lovely.
728
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,040
Two words:
"Butterscotch ganache."
729
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,193
♪ Then you fire-roast it,
freeze it, toast it ♪
730
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:49,999
♪ Open up and shine ♪
731
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,117
♪ He's Mr. Finish Line ♪
732
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,392
Listen, I'm fine, really.
733
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,880
Well, they gave
me Vicodin.
734
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,635
Yeah, and I'm assuming
they shaved my back, which,
735
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,576
you know, that'll be nice,
what with summer coming up.
736
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,957
Cliff McCormack,
Esquire, for any legal needs.
737
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,395
I'm on the phone.
738
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,280
On the phone. Leave that
right there. Thank you.
739
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,156
Yeah. Yeah... no, I'll...
740
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:16,755
I'll be back at work
before you know it.
741
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,798
Yeah! That's...
742
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,832
Yes, peak season.
743
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,040
Uh-huh.
744
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,630
Vanessa.
745
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,037
Enough with the keto diet.
Please.
746
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,913
Real women have curves.
747
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,511
I can't have you in here talking
her ear off. She needs rest.
748
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:34,633
Do you have any idea how many
women fall asleep when I talk?
749
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,951
Cliff McCormack.
I'm here to help.
750
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,470
Now, I know this may
seem strange to you,
751
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,474
but I have been practicing
law for over 20 years...
752
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,840
Now, one of your
brother's friends told us
753
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,640
that your family owns a home
here in Neptune, is that right?
754
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,355
- Yes.
- Okay. And that at the last minute
755
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,274
you told Alex and his friends
that they couldn't stay there.
756
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,079
I'm sorry,
how is that important?
757
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,032
Well, if whoever
placed this bomb
758
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,510
didn't know that Alex and his
friends would be there,
759
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,513
it could narrow our
field of suspects.
760
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,512
There was a miscommunication
with Alex.
761
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,360
We're in the middle of a
remodeling project.
762
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:11,310
Ah. Politics seems like
a pretty ugly business.
763
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:13,120
You make many enemies
along the way?
764
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,634
None that would
stoop to thi...
765
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,456
We would like to speak
to the person in charge.
766
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:17,596
Are you in charge?
767
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,319
- No, no.
- Mother, please.
768
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,752
Ma'am, I'm in charge.
I'm the chief of police.
769
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,760
And if you'd like to get
higher then me in Neptune,
770
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,759
you're gonna need
a ladder to heaven.
771
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,640
When my son wakes up,
he's going to learn
772
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,478
that he has lost a hand,
773
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,599
and that the sport he loves,
he can no longer play.
774
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,360
There is that.
775
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,871
Plus, his fiancée is dead.
776
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,760
Yes.
777
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,998
That too.
Of course.
778
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,016
Think I'll let you spend some
time with your family.
779
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,680
And we will come back once you've had
a chance to settle in.
780
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,834
- Thank you, Congressman.
- Thank you.
781
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,310
Let's go.
782
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:57,315
Chief Langdon. Lieutenant Sargent.
What are the odds?
783
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,591
Ambulance chaser.
784
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:13,040
Look, whenever I don't know
what to do next, I opt for suing someone.
785
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,109
Congressman.
786
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,880
Cliff McCormack. You shouldn't
be paying for any of this.
787
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:19,600
We're not worried about money.
788
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:20,836
Good to know.
789
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,076
- You're a lawyer.
- Indeed I am.
790
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,512
We need to find out
who did this to my brother.
791
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,192
Your chief of police doesn't inspire
much confidence, so...
792
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,274
do you know anyone
who can help?
793
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,918
As a matter of fact...
794
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,717
That's all I want, Mr. Mars.
795
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,198
Find out who planted that bomb.
Bring me that information.
796
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,470
I did some checking.
You're well respected here.
797
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,240
By some.
798
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,314
You realize we
won't have access to
799
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,439
the same forensic evidence as
the police department, the...
800
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,716
But th-they won't
share that with us.
801
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,591
Maybe they'll solve it,
though I have my doubts.
802
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,992
This is a problem
for my family, Mr. Mars.
803
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,594
We're choosing
to throw money at it.
804
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:08,480
Are you interested?
805
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:10,756
Of course.
806
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,016
Is there a reason to suspect
that your brother was the target?
807
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,040
- Only in the broadest sense.
- Excuse me.
808
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:19,240
I would like some tea.
809
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,876
- Mrs. Maloof, my daughter is...
- Is happy to get you some tea.
810
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,793
I hope English Breakfast
is your thing.
811
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:34,400
But as for a specific reason
someone might want your son harmed...?
812
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,632
We're wealthy.
I'm an Arab-American congressman.
813
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:40,155
And, uh, I suppose there's
the matter of your rate.
814
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,960
It's 300 an hour
and 5,000 retainer!
815
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,073
She does the books.
816
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,076
Ahh.
817
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:45,880
Esta bien.
818
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:02,960
Hmm?
819
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,912
Yeah!
820
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:39,915
Whoa-whoa! Bup-bup.
821
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Sí, señor.
822
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,873
End of an era.
823
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,633
I've photographed some enthusiastic
acts of adultery here.
824
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,311
How's Logan takin'
the rejected marriage proposal?
825
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,400
Magnanimously.
826
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,755
Seems unfazed.
Undaunted.
827
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,433
He's behaving like an
emotionally mature adult.
828
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,833
I caught him playing
with a baby.
829
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,950
You dump that clown.
830
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,554
Look at all these reporters.
831
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,155
Congressman's brother.
Press is gonna be all over this.
832
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:33,597
Who's he?
833
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,558
See all that? It just...
834
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,120
Pizza guy.
835
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,192
He just left the office
when the bomb went off,
836
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,953
took some shrapnel
in his back.
837
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:42,349
He's been
all over the news.
838
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,080
And that?
839
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:53,511
Dunno.
840
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,160
Let me find out.
841
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,073
This Sea Sprite bombing.
842
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:01,736
I like to think
I would have walked away
843
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,160
if we didn't
need the money.
844
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,240
Knowing what I know now...
845
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,396
I wish I had.
846
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:14,197
But there was a girl...
847
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,836
and I started
to care about the girl.
848
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,276
And if you know anything
about what I do...
849
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,509
...that's never good.
849
00:47:26,305 --> 00:47:32,577
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