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[THUNDER AND RAIN]

TRIXIE MATTEL: Oh, c'mere Nick.
Look!

You wanna know how gay I was?

This is me meeting Jessica
Rabbit.

That's me being really gay.

This is me at the Packer Hall Of
Fame.

I'm kneeling with pom poms.

I mean...[LAUGHING].
There was no hope for me.

Oh, this is me wearing
my grandma's high heels

and wearing scrunchies as
garters.

Which means I not only was
gay, I wanted to be like a slut.

[WHISPERING]
I mean, that's gay.

Oh, and there's me looking
at my valentines.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen
welcome to the stage, Trixie
Mattel!

[APPLAUSE]
[KITTY GIRL BY RUPAUL PLAYS]

# In the dis-, in the dis-,
in the dis-, in the dis-

# Hey, hey, hey

# Steppin' to the plate
I'm Trixie Mattel

# Got my name in the
game better learn it well

# "Cause I'm the MVP
heading up to bat

# And I'll go to third base
but I'd never tell that

# I got bleach in the
blond like Pamela

# And I'm steppin' out
the box like Shangela

# I got long thick legs,
a tarantula!

# And if you call me kitty girl,
I can handle ya, uh!

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world

# When you walk the street

# Steppin' to the beat

# Hey kitty girl

# Get your twirl

# In the disco heat
You're the boogie-body-rockin'
queen

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

# Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

# Woah oh oh

# Hey kitty kitty

# Hey ki-kitty kitty

# Hey kitty kitty girl

# Woah oh oh

# Keep on dreaming
because dreams come true

# No matter what you do
keep your head up, boo

# Hey kitty girl#

[APPLAUSE]

[AUTOHARP MUSIC PLAYS]

TRIXIE MATTEL: I think when I
lipsync
you guys can tell

that I'm a folk musician.

[APPLAUSE AND AUTOHARP
MUSIC CONTINUES]

TRIXIE MATTEL: My name
is Trixie Mattel

and I am a comedian and musician
who dresses like this
[LAUGHING].

INTERVIEWER: Do you feel like
you're
taken seriously as a performer?

TRIXIE MATTEL: [LAUGHING]
Well I think, base level,

drag is not taken seriously by
anyone, even lovers of drag.

But I think as far as...

It's sort of like, you can be
very
serious about being funny

and I'm very serious
about, like, drag.

[RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE OPENING]

[50s BEACH MUSIC PLAYS]

TRIXIE: Walked in number
seven on season seven.

Look at that.

Two fucking $40 wigs pinned
together.

MAX: Oh...my goodness.

TRIXIE: Drag queens always say
paint for the back row.

[I paint for the cashing place
down the street.]
Listen to my accent!

[MINNESOTA ACCENT]
I paint for the back row.

[MINNESOTA ACCENT]
The back row.

[MINNESOTA ACCENT] You ever
go to the back row?

My family's Native American
and we grew up very, very poor.

But Trixie, she has it all.

The biggest problem in her
life is what to wear the next
day.

JUDGE: You are not standing out
for me...
TRIXIE: Oh God.

JUDGE: ..and I want to see
some identity and some flavour

and I'm not getting
that from you yet.

MICHELLE VISAGE: If you're
gonna be the comedy queen

you gotta go all the way.

RUPAUL: Trixie Mattel.
You are an amazing queen.

Keep on dreamin'
and keep 'em laughing.

Now, sashay away.

TRIXIE: Thank you.

[SAD MUSIC PLAYS]
TRIXIE: So triggered.

[LIGHT APPLAUSE]
Wow.

[SAD MUSIC CONTINUES]
Bye!

No corset.

RUPAUL: Condragulations ladies.

Now, remember, if you can't love
yourself...
TRIXIE: Ugh!

RUPAUL: ..then how in the hell
you're gonna love somebody else?

TRIXIE: Nick, I don't wanna
watch this.
RUPAUL: Can I get an amen up in
here?

[MUSIC PLAYS]
DRAG CONTESTANTS: Amen!

TRIXIE: I did a really shitty
job
the first time on Drag Race

I never won anything
and I went home.

When a drag queen is
performing and they, like,

believe in what they're doing,

you can't tell them that
they're not legitimately

the most beautiful, famous
person in the world.

And I think at a drag show
especially,

that is what the audience
is there to see.

They're there to see this
delusional confidence.

Oh God, my first drag
was...actually,
it was a pink waitress outfit

with a brown beehive.

A brown beehive.

I know.
[MAKES SOUND OF DISGUST]

And I remember, literally, being
in a University of Milwaukee
t-shirt

with a mop top of hair, and
standing
in the mirror in my bathroom

and looking at my fishnet leg
with my heel and being like,

"I'm the most beautiful
woman in the world!"

[SOUND OF A SHOWER]

That's my last pair
of clean underwear.

I hope you guys like 'em.

You're gonna see 'em
for a few days [LAUGHING].

[ACOUSTIC GUITAR BEING TUNED]

My grandpa used to be like,
"If you can't tune the guitar

without a tuner, you
have no business playing it."

Which I kinda think is true.

[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS]

At 15 I moved in
with my grandparents.

And my grandpa was a country
musician who played guitar

so that's how I got really
interested
in music when I was like 13 or
14.

Sounds good.

It never occurred to me to
play music in drag because,

even though I've been
playing guitar, and singing,

and writing music for like
15 years, it just didn't...

it didn't seem like it
would fit with this.

It was like, why would Malibu
Barbie just sing country music?

It doesn't make sense.

[SOUND OF CARS PASSING BY]

And so then I started
shifting it more like a

Woodstock-Dolly Parton
sort of, Emmylou Harris,

June Carter-Cash.

[SOUND OF PAGES TURNING]

TRIXIE: OK.
MAN: You first [INAUDIBLE].

TRIXIE: Someday if I quit drag,
I would love to write songs

for other people and just, like,
live in the woods somewhere

and write songs and send 'em
out and have people buy 'em.

And just sit around and...jerk
off.

A one, two, three and...

[LITTLE SISTER
BY TRIXIE MATTEL PLAYS]

# Tell me little dear
if you only lived here

# Did you really ever live at
all

# 'Cause you'd be amazed in
the summer how the days

# Of the Spring turn into fall

# Just listen to your brother

# You can run in the cover
of the night sky when it falls

# I know you think that you're
growing

# But you're just tall

# Ooh-ooh-ooh

# Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

# Ooh-ooh-ooh#

TRIXIE: Oh I gotta show you guys
the album art, by the way.

You guys are gonna shit.

[LAUGHS]
MAN: Sweet.

TRIXIE: Look at this Bob Ross
shit.
[LAUGHTER]

But right now, it's not edited,
so we're kinda conjoined twins.

I like that this curtain looks
like they're playing at, like,

a shitty, like, talent show at a
VFW.
MAN 1: Or a high school, yeah.

MAN 2: High school auditorium.
MAN 1: Yeah right.

TRIXIE: Hi.

[BACKGROUND CHATTER] TRIXIE:
Brian?
DRIVER: Yeah.

TRIXIE: Well thank you for
helping.

I wanted to be a musician and
then
like two years into studying
voice

I was concerned that it wasn't
helping me become a better
performer.

So then I switched to musical
theatre.

You know, when I'm on stage,
it's my own thoughts and
feelings

and then Trixie's sort of
like the crash dummy.

I can put it all on her
and then let it all be a joke

and then it's a lot...
it's a lot easier, ya know.

RuPaul always says he's an
introvert dressed up like an
extrovert.

And I always feel like
that too, ya know.

In real life, when there's no
cameras
or I'm not in drag or anything,

I like having a few very close
friends
that I take really good care of.

Like I'm very close with Katya.

You know, we work together
and we're close, close friends.

TRIXIE: Hi everyone it's me,
Trixie Mattel.

KATYA: And I'm Katya.
Welcome to

BOTH: UNHhhh

TRIXIE: The show where we
talk about...whatever.

KATYA: And in whatever
way we want to.

TRIXIE: Because it's not your
show.
KATYA: It's ours.

[INTRO MUSIC TO UNHHHH PLAYS]

TRIXIE: I have to tell you,
when I met you on Drag Race,

I walked up to you and
the first thing I thought was,

"Costume's so cool.
Her teeth are so big and
bright."

And I thought you looked really
pretty.
KATYA: Thank you.

Well, first of all, I thought
you
were part of the crew.

TRIXIE: [LAUGHS] Everyone did!
KATYA: When you de-drag...

TRIXIE: You're on the
internet now, people.

We're getting real.
[TRIXIE CACKLES]

We became friends on the
phone after Drag Race

and then we started working
together, talking together.

I mean, our friendship
really grew on camera, so.

KATYA: What? What?
What? What?

TRIXIE: Nothing,
I just like you.

[TRIXIE CACKLES]

[BEST FRIEND
BY HARRY NILSSON PLAYS]

TRIXIE: It worked for the
first five or six, ten episodes

and then when we figured out
what
we were doing, then it really
worked.

KATYA: Oooohhhh.

TRIXIE: The show where we talk
about
whatever we want.

KATYA: [SPOOKY VOICE]
'Cause it's our show.

TRIXIE: [CREEPY VOICE] And not
yours.
KATYA: Halloween edition.

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

TRIXIE: And then, like, 35
episodes in
World of Wonder was like,

we think your show
would be a good TV show

and Katya and I were like...
Yeah we'll believe it when we
see it.

[ROCK INTRODUCTION MUSIC
TO "THE TRIXIE & KATYA SHOW"
PLAYS]

[TRIXIE LAUGHING]

What about this...
Hey, guys, I got a joke for you.

What did I say after my dad
fucked me for 17 years?

Nothing.
[SCREAM AND LAUGHTER]

MAN 1: 'Atta girl.
KATYA: 'Atta girl.

TRIXIE: I know.

KATYA: Do you know that you're
probably
one of the best comedy writers

working in Los Angeles
right now?

[TRIXIE LAUGHING]
KATYA: It's not a joke.

TRIXIE: Don't, you'll make
my Invisalign fall out.

KATYA: I'm not joking.
FENA: You're wearing Invisalign.

TRIXIE: Thank you.
I think that's funny.

Thank you.

You're like...no, I take it.
I appreciate it.

KATYA: OK
TRIXIE: I don't know how to take
compliment.

KATYA: Apparently,
'cause you laugh.

TRIXIE: Well...I just...I thank
you.

KATYA: OK, yeah.
TRIXIE: I think my jokes are
funny.

KATYA: We just flipped.
I don't do comedy.

You know I actually
never do comedy.

I'm not a comedian, at all.

TRIXIE: I think you're a natural
comedian.
KATYA: No, I'm not a comedian.

I do not tr...what I say
sounds funny 'cause I'm nuts.

You are a co-me-dian.

TRIXIE: I think we just
attack differently.

KATYA: No!
You're a comedian.

TRIXIE: 'Cause I set up the
obstacle course...
KATYA: You...no.

TRIXIE: .. and then run it.
KATYA: Momma, no.

[CLAPS]
Lemme break it down for you.

I'm seven years older than
you...
TRIXIE: Almost eight.

[LAUGHTER]

[RUMMAGING THROUGH DRAWER]
FENA: How's the new album?

TRIXIE: It's good.
I think the songs are better
than the other one.

FENA: Well couldn't get much
worse!
[TRIXIE CACKLES]

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

KATYA: Can I give you your
present
here...later?

TRIXIE: What is it?

KATYA: It's the doll.
TRIXIE: [GASPS] You brought it.

KATYA: The doll.[DRAMATICALLY]
The doll!

TRIXIE: [IN WONDER] Oh...what!
Whoa.

And look at the little Katya.

Oh my God.
[LAUGHING]

KATYA: [READING]
My dearest, darling doll.

You've grown so very tall.

And now it's perfectly clear

Who is now Roxxxy

TRIXIE: So I'll keep it foxy at
The Troxy without Oxy

'Cause two in one is greater
than none.

KATYA: The Troxy is the venue
in London I'm doing the

one woman show at,
and Oxy's oxycontin.

Drugs.
Drugs.

TRIXIE: Oh, so you're saying
I'm gonna keep it together

at my show without chemicals...

KATYA: 'Cause two in one
is greater than none.

TRIXIE: And that's us.
KATYA: Yeah!

TRIXIE: That's very sweet.
KATYA: Thank you!

I wrote it.

TRIXIE: I'm not sure if
writing's for you...
[KATYA CACKLES]

.. but the sentiment is really
nice.

TRIXIE: How are you feeling?
KATYA: I don't know.

I need to laugh, not cry.

TRIXIE: Listen, you know what
would
make you be in a great mood?

Doing tons of drugs
and you're not.

So you're a wonderful legend.

Are you happier going
to those stupid meetings

or do you hate them with
every part of your being?

KATYA: No, I can't stop crying
in them.

TRIXIE: Oh.

KATYA: I go and have a...
I just cry from start to finish.

TRIXIE: Maybe that's
not bad though.

KATYA: No, it is good.
It's just team too much.

TRIXIE: Yeah.

KATYA: It's emotionally
exhausting.

And then I can't do work after
that,
do you know what I mean?

Like, I'm going to literally
just
reach for speed which is
euphoria.

TRIXIE: Yeah...totally.
KATYA: And medicate myself,
momma.

TRIXIE: Yeah.
KATYA: It's not good.

TRIXIE: Yeah.

[STRANGE NOISES]

KATYA: Yeah?
Oh, thank you.

TRIXIE: Oh, thank you
[LAUGHING].

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

KATYA: Trixie, what is your
ETA for being done?

TRIXIE: Five.
[CLAP, CLAP]

But if you're not ready in
five it's not like gonna ruin my
life.

KATYA: Can you be more
specific about how much time

you think I should have?

TRIXIE: I would like you
to be ready in five.

I think that I'm the most
beautiful
famous person in the world.

Do you care to weigh
in on that, Fena?

FENA: Famous?

TRIXIE: Hey, we all have
butts which makes butts

a billion dollar industry.
KATYA: That's right.

So let's review some
butt-oriented
products in a bit we call

Two Thumbs Up....Your Butt?

TRIXIE: First up, we have the
Butt Out II.

Let me tell you what this is.

KATYA: I think I know.
TRIXIE: What?

KATYA: This is something to
retrieve a condom from the anus.

[TRIXIE CACKLES]
KATYA: It's not?

TRIXIE: Who uses a condom?

And that was I Wanna Sext You
Up.

[VALLEY GIRL VOICE] Oh my god.

DIRECTOR: We have a little...we
have some gas left to do...

KATYA: Go, go!

DIRECTOR: [INAUDIBLE].
KATYA: Please. Yes.

DARREN: Let's do it.
KATYA: Please.

I'm sorry to yell...I'm sorry to
yell.
DIRECTOR: So this is a game
called

Trump or Troll.

TRIXIE: You can yell.
KATYA: OK, good.

Yeah, let's go.
DIRECTOR: Basically there are
Tweets and...

KATYA: I will not do that.
DIRECTOR: OK.

TRIXIE: Go take a break.
KATYA: OK.

TRIXIE: I will take this
section on myself.

KATYA: [Whispering] I'm so
sorry, Thairin.
I'm sorry.

TRIXIE: Oh, it's like fully
white.

Yeah, white tipped mascara.

KATYA: I...please stop.

TRIXIE: Katya, when I say who's
a superstar, you say I am.

Who's a superstar?

KATYA: [DEADPAN] I am.
TRIXIE: [BRIGHTLY] See?

You said it so angry.

KATYA: [ANGRILY] Drag is fierce
and fun.
[TRIXIE CACKLES]

TRIXIE: Girl, you look
beautiful...
if that matters.

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

TRIXIE: Is my headband
OK? Yeah, right?

KATYA: Wait, oh, can I ask
you a question that's...

are we allowed to say
whatever we want?

MAN: Yeah.
Always.

KATYA: The only word....
but the only thing is

I need to know what is off
the table in terms of my...

I cannot...I'm having a hard
time restraining myself

because I don't wanna lose touch
with reality because I had a

psychotic break and it's really
fucking stressing me out!

I am absolutely about to unravel
and that's not funny to me.

I'm on the verge of crying
in every fucking moment

because I need to go
to a meeting and I can't,

and I need to quit this
show but I won't do it

because she's my friend...
TRIXIE: Uhm, let's just take a
break.

MAN: Absolutely.
So anything you need, you just
tell us.

KATYA: Yeah...yeah, thank you.

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

TRIXIE: [SOFTLY] She can just
say I
need a break whenever she wants.

We're not like...we're not.

I don't think she likes to talk
to me.

Let me go talk to her.

KATYA: I just can't talk right
now.

And it's nothing personal.

I don't understand what it is.

TRIXIE: I can't tell what's
helpful.

KATYA: I don't know what's
helpful, all I know is that...

I should be in rehab.

TRIXIE: It's just stressful.

I don't think it's help...
MAN: How are you?

TRIXIE: I'm OK except ...
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER] I try not to
be...

You know, it's our whole...
it's our whole career.

But, uhm...ya know.

Nobody's gonna want
to see me without her.

So it's the whole point is
that...

I just want it to be fun.

It used to be a
lot more fun.

It's so hard to go in there
and be funny when it's like

I can see in her irises that
she's
panicking and wants to leave,

do you know what I mean?

But I did not get in a full
drag, and a corset, and nails

for somebody to
walk in there and leave.

This is me.

Look, right, this is Katya.

She's very acrobatic, though.

She can do this.

I remember being young
and looking at their hair,

these McDonald's Barbies,
and I thought the way

that the hair was solid
plastic was the prettiest...

thing in the world.

Like it's more like a helmet.

It's not real hair.

I just wanted to
be more patient.

And then the more angry I got,
the more I felt bad that I was
like ugh.

She's going through a horrible
time and all I am is angry.

In this situation, it's selfish
to be angry at someone

when it's not their fault.

It's like...she does not
wanna be riding this

rollercoaster she's on, but...

Today was scary.
It was like, really scary.

She's never been like that.

It's gonna really hurt...
it's gonna hurt us both.

It's gonna hurt us both
individually,

and it's probably gonna
ruin our friendship.

[SIGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYS]

[STREET NOISES]

[MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND]

TRIXIE: God fucking dammit.

Well, what does a good
friend do in this situation?

Stop going into work completely,
ya know what I mean?

[GARAGE DOOR CLOSING]

I want people to...
think of me as Trixie

and not Trixie and
Katya now because...

I think I have a lot of value
as a performer even without

what was originally advertised.

RUPAUL: Let the games begin!

Are you ready to go for the
gold?

My most legendary queens return
to battle for the crown.

It's All-Star season!

TRIXIE: Snatching trophies?
[LAUGHING]

I am a trophy.
[GROWLING] Bring it!

RUPAUL: RuPaul's Drag Race All
Stars.

TRIXIE: To me, I felt like I
had nothing to lose because

I didn't do good the first time.

I have nothing to live up to.

But my career, I feel like
I have to live up to that

so even though I had
no Drag Race pressure,

I feel like the fans I have I
really
had to try and do a good job

so they weren't
disappointed in me.

I'm looking for a friend.

Where is my friend?

It's been a hard week.

I'm just here to have a
good time. This press tour

should be like the easiest
part of the week, I think.

I mean, I'm bringing new
eyelashes
out so people can't say I didn't
try.

I'm also hoping in this press
tour nobody asks about Katya

'cause I don't have an answer
for them.

[KNOCK ON DOOR
AND DOORBELL RINGING]

TRIXIE: There's a transgender
in the bathroom!

[GASPING]

[WHISPERING] Fucking weirdo.

Well, I don't wanna make
people uncomfortable.

I was always interested in...
like remember in the 90s

remember those Maury Povich
kinda shows where it's like

[MIMICKING HOST] you have to
guess if it's a man or a woman.

And obviously, it's horrible,
but I remember being little

and being like...so into it.

I thought they were
so pretty. [LAUGHING]

I sort of liked the audience's
reactions.

Like, [MIMICKING HOST] we
got a question from Terry.

[NASALLY] Hi, my name's
Terry from North Dakota

and just you guys...just you
guys
have just like better legs than
I do.

You know, like, shit like that.

You know I have a friend
who...she's a transgender girl

and then she does drag though.

She'll do like, the Grinch.

She'll do like, full
body transformations.

I like all kinds of drag.

My favorite...I love
wo-man drag queens.

I like drag queens that are,
in drag, basically women.

I think it's magical.

I think it's 'cause we
like what we can't do

and obviously I
can't do that, but...

I don't wanna look like a woman,
I wanna look like a thing.

I wanna look like a thing that
you could pull a string on the
back,

you know what I mean... and have
it talk.

I remember I was in
a performance once.

There was like a travelling
group that did opera

at like elementary schools.

And I wanted to be in it so bad.

And I got to be in it,
and I played a fucking wolf.

Literally wore like a
shitty wolf costume

and then some other girl
got to be the golden harp.

And it was...I had a
manifestation
of jealousy so deep inside me

that I was ill.

And I threw up at school.

But no.

I'm not competitive.

[PHONE RINGING]
I guess I just like to dress up.

[DEEP VOICE] Hello?

ROOM SERVICE: Good morning, sir.
This is from room service.

You order breakfast, right?
TRIXIE: [DEEP VOICE] Yes.

ROOM SERVICE: OK, we have
a small problem.

We cannot post it to your room.

Like, we cannot charge
it to your room, sir.

So you have to be
paying cash or credit card.

TRIXIE: [DEEP VOICE] OK.

ROOM SERVICE: So I'll send you
to my guy, OK?

TRIXIE: [DEEP VOICE] OK.

ROOM SERVICE: Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
TRIXIE: [DEEP VOICE] Bye.

It's room service.
He says, hi.

Uhm, listen.

Let's go to the premiere
party of my TV show.

[BACKWOOD BARBIE BY
DOLLY PARTON PLAYS]

# I grew up poor and ragged

TRIXIE: You guys, Thorgy
said she's taking an Uber.

Let's go.

MORGAN: Our gig together was a
lot of fun though.

TRIXIE: No, it was good.

A stage like that exposes me
as a terrible...like lip syncer.

MORGAN: Bullshit.
TRIXIE: It's true.

MORGAN: No.
TRIXIE: You stage dived and I
had to go after you.

MORGAN: But you're also Trixie.

TRIXIE: [LAUGHING] That means
I have a lot of lose.

MORGAN: MmmMmm.

# I'm rags to riches in my
dreams

# I could have it all

TRIXIE: I like a drag queen
that's just... hooker.

Like smoking, walking
like this is her street.

I love that.

# Don't be fooled by thinkin'
that
the goods are not all there

# Don't let these false
eyelashes lead you to believe

TRIXIE: Where's the booze?
Where's the booze?

[GASPS] Oh, Kennedy has wine.

# 'Cause I run true and deep

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

TRIXIE: OK, good.

Is that for US Weekly?
MAN: Yeah...yeah.

TRIXIE: I am who I am, OK?

INTERVIEWER: So what does it
mean to you to be back

for all All Stars 3?
You have a second chance.

TRIXIE: When I walked
into that workroom,

I just...my asshole clenched up.

I started sweating.
My mind was racing.

It's sort of like when you
were bullied in high school,

and then you go back for a
reunion and you see your bully

and you're like. 'My single
comes out next Thursday

on the night of All Stars
premiere...'
INTERVIEWER: Very exciting.

TRIXIE: And then my new album
One Stone
comes out the end of the season.

And as the only drag
queen folk musician,

that might make me the best
drag queen folk musician?

But Dolly Parton might
count as a drag queen.

INTERVIEWER: I think she does,
honestly.
TRIXIE: So I don't
know, yeah, exactly.

INTERVIEWER: Now of course
I have to ask you,

a lot of fans are freaking
out over this Katya moment.

TRIXIE: Oh yeah.
I'll just say this.

Mental health and sobriety
is not a straight line.

And Drag Race is a family and
we support our family members.

I am Katya's friend first and
her business partner second.

No matter what goes
on with Trixie or Katya,

we will laugh through all of it.

You know, I've been
making Katya jokes all day.

Everybody just wanted
to talk about Katya.

BENDELACREME: Well actually,
I was asked one question about
that

but it was actually very well
done.

TRIXIE: Was it like,
how do you balance the...

BENDELACREME: They were
like...uh, God.

What'd they say, exactly?

They were just asking me,
like, my thoughts on...

TRIXIE: They said,
"Why do you look like that?"

BENDELACREME: Yeah, yeah, yeah
and I was like,

it's a mental health issue.
[LAUGHING]

People don't feel like they
can draw boundaries anymore.

TRIXIE: That's what I said...

BENDELACREME: People, in
general,
all feel like they should have

access to you at every moment,
no matter what.

And for her to just be like, you
don't have access to me anymore.

It's not you.
I just need that.

OK, bye.
TRIXIE: Yeah, totally.

BENDELACREME: Like that's a
really important thing I think

for, like, people to hear and...

KENNEDY DAVENPORT: And they also
need to know that it's not just
her,

we've all battled with
something.

TRIXIE: Yeah.
BENDELACREME: Exactly.

KENNEDY: You know, I told
them I've battled with

depression all my life.

You know, was admitted
and everything, a few times.

TRIXIE: Yeah.

KENNEDY: So it's not just about
her.
TRIXIE: Yeah.

KENNEDY: You know, so don't
make it seem like it's just...

TRIXIE: Yeah, except we have
to make an environment

where she doesn't have
to feel bad saying it.

KENNEDY: Yeah...that's what I'm
saying.
BENDELACREME: Well also it's...

KENNEDY: Well I been through it
too...
TRIXIE: Yeah.

KENNEDY: We all have our moments
in life...
TRIXIE: Yeah.

KENNEDY: ..where you know,
you just have that moment.

STEPHANIE: We're calling the
cars.

They should be already here.
BENDELACREME: Thank you so much.

KENNEDY: Stephanie, that is
not acceptable. [LAUGHTER]

STEPHANIE: How is it
unacceptable
if they're already here?

KENNEDY: Oh they are?
STEPHANIE: Uh-huh.

KENNEDY: Oh don't get smart.
[LAUGHTER]

TRIXIE: Stephanie, that's
not acceptable.

KENNEDY: Stephanie, don't get
smart.

TRIXIE: I love you put on your
"let me talk to the manager"

voice for that.

[BACKGROUND NOISE]

TAYLOR: Please don't tell me
you're
one of those characters on
Spike?

This lady here, her and her
compadre on Viceland?

TRIXIE: Oh that's me.

TAYLOR: Yeah, that's why
I was asking you.

TRIXIE: Oh yeah, that's me.
TAYLOR: You guys are a trip.

TRIXIE: Yeah that's me.

TAYLOR: Oh wow.
Here, my name is Taylor.

I love your show.
TRIXIE: Thank you.

TAYLOR: [FLUSTERED] This is
amazing.
TRIXIE: Thank you, thank you.

TAYLOR: [LAUGHING]
TRIXIE: That's so crazy.

TAYLOR: I was like, damn, I
can't tell anything. [CROSS
TALKING]

And then your make...I mean you
guys are just so frickin'
natural

and I don't know how long
you guys been doing that,

but...but...
TRIXIE: Well thank you.

You know what?

Normally, nobody recognizes you
out of drag so you're like...

TAYLOR: No, I wouldn't.

I'm just saying...there's no
way.
I can't even tell!

[AUTOHARP MUSIC PLAYS]

MAN: Do you want any food or
drinks, guys?

TRIXIE: Oh, just a glass of wine
on stage.

A glass of white wine on stage.

Ah...just a bottle of like,
Pinot Grigio.

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

Oh my god, it's so hot in here.

Ooohh, oh my god, I feel so
pretty.

I used to not like hoops 'cause
I thought that they were too
slutty,

but now that's kinda why I like
them.

Oh. Duh. Hoops.

Oh that's fun.

You know, normal women.
They just have Muppet hands.

Ya know.
Hi everyone, what a beautiful
audience.

Isn't it amazing to be in a room
full of people and still feel so
alone.

Glad you guys laughed at that,
this would have been a long
night.

I said that joke during
rehearsal and

there was no one
here to laugh at it.

And I was just yelling into
an empty audience.

I felt like I was performing at
graduation at Columbine High.

Oh, did you guys go to
Columbine?

Well, you're here, so no you
didn't.

Just shoot me.

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[FOOTSTEPS]

[APPLAUSE]

[MEET & GREET BY THE AAA GIRLS
PLAYS]

# It's time for the meet and
greet

# Meet and greet

WOMAN: She's such a skinny
legend.

It's not even fair.

She's an icon, legend, and star.

MAN: Because she's so skinny
and her hair's so big and I'm
jealous.

[CROSSTALKING]

TRIXIE: I got a certificate for
the skinniest legend. [CHEERING]

Mariah is so shook.

That's a guitar.

I'm not an artist, OK.

You might just wanna
get the TM.

MAN: I know people are waiting,
but like...

My Mom called me an ugly faggot
when I was thirteen

and it stayed with me for a long
time.

TRIXIE: She was half right.

MAN: [LAUGHING] Fuck you.
[TRIXIE CACKLES]

TRIXIE: No, you're the faggot
part.
Not the ugly part.

MAN: Thank you.
TRIXIE: I'm a faggot.

MAN: Look, I told her recently
And she said she was happy with
it.

And it's people like you that
made me believe in myself.

So thank you.
TRIXIE: Of course...of course.

MAN: [INAUDIBLE].
TRIXIE: Of course.

You should've told me to brace
myself for that emotional...

MAN: Thank you...thank you.
TRIXIE: Brace
yourself...nevermind.

MAN: Thank you.
TRIXIE: It's OK.

I'll see you later, OK?
MAN: Thank you.

TRIXIE: Errrbody like corrective
dentistry
say yeah! [LAUGHTER]

WOMAN: Like, I think Trixie
means
a lot to us all for different
reasons.

MAN: Yes.

WOMAN: Yeah, I mean, she's
helped
me gain a lot of
self-confidence.

And I have issues with anxiety
and
depression and things like that

but she's helped me gain more
confidence...a lot.
[CROSSTALK]

And just by making me laugh.

And with Katya as well, the pair
of
them have just helped me

so much with everything.

And it's just like...you think
back
and you think people say,

'Oh, they're only people,'
and like, no they're not.

They actually mean something
to us, ya know.

MAN: She's affected my life in
so many different ways that

I don't know if she
understands herself.

Like, I'm so much more confident
than I was in first year.

Like when I first started
university,
I didn't even want to be gay.

But now, I don't even wanna be
straight.
WOMAN: Now you embrace it.

MAN: I'm just so happy
with who I am.

And that's Trixie.

[MAMA DON'T MAKE ME PUT ON THE
DRESS AGAIN BY TRIXIE MATTEL
PLAYS]

# Lover don't make
me hit the road again.

# I can't barely feel your
fingers on my skin

# I've been drinkin' like my
daddy

# And he ain't ever had
his last one had he?

[LAUGHTER]
TRIXIE: Thank you, thank you she
knows it.

# Brother don't make
me tell you where I've been

# Running around
in circles made of sin

TRIXIE: I've been drinking
[LAUGHING]...and he ain't
never...

[LAUGHING] Fuck you guys.

Daddy don't make me [LAUGHING].

# Well I'm coming home alone
for the hundredth time or so#

TRIXIE: I was just like,
blanking.
I never blank.

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

I'm just so stressed out.
I really fucked up.

I just thought, like,
I have absolute control

over making this really good.

And then I didn't make it good.

And I know that sounds cheesy,
but
I got up there and it just
like...

I started to like, feel bad
about
everything bad that's been
happening.

It sucks to be on TV again and
be critiqued by people again.

And Trixie and Katya being,
like,
totally fucked up right now.

It was just lots of reasons all
of a sudden, I felt really bad.

And then I guess I also like,
normally I don't give a fuck

but maybe because
of All Stars I feel like

I really need to go out
there and kill, ya know?

I just feel a lot more pressure
at this juncture of my life

to be doing, like, a really
good job every night.

So then if...whatever happens,
hopefully people will

feel like I... deserve it, ya
know?

Give the gays what they want.

Give the gays what they want.

It's kinda stressful to go to a
viewing
party and try to watch Drag Race

because it's stressful to watch
yourself
for the first time with people.

What if I look like an asshole?

Aren't you freezing out here?

WOMAN: No, I'm sweating.
It's really warm in here.

You'll find out when you get in.
TRIXIE: Oh.

I'm gonna take my top off, OK?

BENDELACREME: Shangela,
you have come so far.

Initially, your makeup was kinda
busted, your outfits were a
mess,

and your personality was super
grating
but look how far you've come
now.

You are much older. [LAUGHTER]

Trixie, now a lot of people
clock your makeup

but I totally get it.

You know, you're just painting
for the back of the room

which makes sense because that's
where your audience collects

if you remember to
lock the door. [LAUGHTER]

And Bebe.

I hear that this is the year
that
you might get two crowns.

Which is really not a lot of
dental work

as far as those early
seasons are concerned.
[LAUGHTER]

RUPAUL: This week, I challenged
my All Stars in an All Star
Variety Show.

Gentleman, start your engines,
and may the best All Star win!

[APPLAUSE]

RUPAUL: Up next, the musical
stylings of Trixie Mattel.

[MOVING PARTS
BY TRIXIE MATTEL PLAYS]

# Living's like a jigsaw

# And the farther in you go

# If you're missing pieces

# Never really know

# When you're ticking like a
timepiece

# On which you can rely

# Wonder why you wind it

# When you're running out of
time

# Sometimes there's a
danger of choking on the parts

# No one gave a warning to
the breaking of your heart

# Pick up all the pieces
and go back to the start

# Never losing, only using
all your moving parts

# All your moving parts#

[APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[APPLAUSE]

TRIXIE: Work is a very healthy,
welcome thing to work on

while stuff like that is
happening.

Like, if I was at home while
All Stars was on right now,

I think I would be
freakin' out more.

Because we're over here,
it sort of just feels like

it's happening somewhere
else in the world.

It's not really happening to us.

[SINGING UNKNOWN SONG]
SequinQueen.com.

It's a $500 coat.

Overpriced?
I think so.

I won that on Drag Race,
actually.

I don't know, I think it's just
like poor people mentality.

Even if I had that kind of
money,
it would still give me like

full-blown heart attacks to
spend my money like that.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

Yeah, like, we were really poor.

I didn't know anything about
the rest of the world.

My brother's five years
older than me and

my sisters are ten years
younger.

We weren't really close.

We couldn't be more different.

My brother's an attorney and
like
a three-time Iraq war veteran.

He actually watches my TV
shows and stuff now, though.

Well tonight's a huge show.

It's like 800 people in the
first show,

and then 400 other people.

That's like, 1200 people in the
city of
Manchester coming to see me.

[CELLPHONE CHIMES]

MAN: And you know what, I'm
gonna
put her on stage with eight
people.

And it's gonna be a money loss
for me,

but I'm gonna have to
just....what?

TRIXIE: Nothing.
What? No.

Katya...he just sent me
a message that said,

"You do realize that what I gave
you...

that doll was a voodoo doll,
right?

You're about to kill your whole
career.

That episode was awful for you.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You're boring and arrogant -
the only two sins on television.

Did anyone teach you anything?

What the fuck did Alaska tell
you to do?

Do what I did, bitch, fail."

I can't believe she just said
that.

It's just like, why would you
take
this moment in someone's life

and try to like ruin it?

I don't know where
the switch flipped.

I don't...I have no idea where,
like...how that happens.

I don't know what
she's getting out of this.

Where she's got this, like,
weird hostility.

I have no idea.

I don't know where
it came from.

People keep giving
me Katya things,

like pictures of us together and
clothes with both of us on it
and stuff

and it's like so awkward.

For me, not for them.
They don't know.

I just can't believe she said
that.

[APPLAUSE]

This song is currently number
one
on the singer/songwriter charts.

[APPLAUSE]

Just to fucking go to show you
that the world is so mixed up

that a crossdresser can
play an autoharp

and sell it and people buy it
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE].

[MOVING PARTS
BY TRIXIE MATTEL PLAYS]

# Living's supposed to kill you

# But it shouldn't feel like
dying

# Loving's supposed to fill you

# But it spills you like your
wine

# And all the paper people

# Wandering about

# Wondering who made them

# And who's gonna cut them out

# Sometimes there's a
danger of choking on the parts

# No one gave a warning to
the breaking of your heart

# Pick up all the pieces
and go back to the start

# Never losing, only using
all your moving parts

# All your moving parts#

TRIXIE: You guys wanna see
some shit? [CROWD CHEERING]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[APPLAUSE]

TRIXIE: Hi.
This is a serious part
[LAUGHING]

Oh my god, it's my Christmas
card
to my mom, I forgot to give her.

Here's my stun gun, but I don't
know how to work it.

Oh, keychain.
I'm into that.

Honey.
I get a lotta honey.

I guess we'll keep that.

Oh!
Excuse...me.

That's amazing.
We're keeping that.

What if I was going
through a breakup

and I was processing all
that hurt and anger,

and I worked at
your local Starbucks.

Caramel Macchiato,
what's your name?

Little Piss Bitch?
Little Piss Bitch?

[LAUGHING]

This person's seen
the show a few times.

Look, they even
wrote the joke on here.

That's amazing.

Is this a reuseable cup?

Oh, this is fierce.
I'm keeping this.

That is amazing.

This person made me a book
for the UK tour of Moving Parts

with sketches of all
my costumes in the show.

I wonder how long
this took the person.

Or maybe they're
really fast.

I could never draw this.

Look at that.

[READING] "It's a
huge motivator for me.

I used to be in a similar
situation
to what you've gone through

and how you express things
through humour is amazing.

You've been a
massive help to me.

I'll often binge-watch videos,
re-watch your videos

or most often listen to your
music,
especially if I've had a bad
day."

I can't read all these.

[READING] "Six months ago I
decided I wanted to end my
life."

Do you see what I mean?

They always wanna
kill themselves.

"I would've died on my bedroom
floor.
You saved me."

Wow.

It's very intense.

You know, for some
reason, I really resonate

with people who
have depression.

I don't know.

People are always like, I'm so
happy
you're open about your
depression.'

But I'm not depressed,
so I don't know.

I mean, I make jokes about being
sad.

But I'm also not a sad person,
so.

How could I be sad
when I get gifts like this?

[RADIO DJ IMITATION] Well waking
up
in the morning with Trixie
Mattel

we're good on the I-5, good for
traffic.

It's a beautiful, sunny day in
Los Angeles.
[MAKES LASER GUN SOUNDS]

DJ 1: [LAUGHING] You do
our job, but way better.

DJ 2: Thanks so much for being
on
the show and giving us some
time.

DJ 1: I bet you there are
people that are curious,

and so I'll just ask you,

what's the percentage of people
that dress in drag that are

homosexual...
TRIXIE: Yeah.

DJ 1: .. compared to straight?

TRIXIE: Well, I think if you
think about what drag is

and you think about maybe you've
been seeing it the whole time.

I mean, Mrs. Doubtfire, Madea,
Dana Carvey in Church Lady.

DJ 1: I wanna ask you
something that, maybe...

I don't wanna bring the
whole room down, but

I was reading about you
and it said you actually got

your name Trixie from
your abusive stepfather

who used to call you that
when you were acting feminine.

And... is that true?

TRIXIE: Yes it is.

And we're waking up here with
Trixie Mattel on the morning

in Los Angeles.
[MAKES LASER GUN SOUNDS]

[DJS LAUGHING]

TRIXIE: You didn't wanna
bring the room down.

I'm trying to bring it
back up. [LAUGHING]

DJ 1: No, I appreciate that.

Is this guy still around
and does he know that his

lame attempt to humiliate
you for being yourself is now,

you've flipped it on him
and now you're cashing in

and making more money
than said abusive stepfather?

TRIXIE: Oh no, I'll do you one
better.

He passed away of alcoholism.
[MAKES JOKE DRUM NOISE]

DJS: Awwwww.
[MAKE LASER GUN SOUNDS]

TRIXIE: Pew, pew...yeah.

I grew up in Northeast Wisconsin
with my mom and my brother.

And then, my mom always
had like a...cycling, recurring
cast

of characters as her boyfriends.

And then she married, when
I was like ten, to my stepdad.

I can't remember the
first time...it happened.

But I can remember
the last time it happened.

The last time it happened,
he was hitting me and I was...

So I went to my room and he was
really drunk and he came with a
gun.

And I remember that...
that was the last it happened.

And he pointed a loaded gun at
me and he said he was gonna kill
me.

And I remember that was the
last time it happened because

I think I told one of my friends
about it, maybe that week.

And by the next week,
the counselor talked to me

and told me that they had
to take me outta my home.

I don't know, I mean it's weird
to
think now that I just moved out

and as a mom, that was just an
option.

Like she was just like, all
right bye.

You know?
That' so crazy to me, but...

I remember at the time...
I never blamed her.

I don't know, I think abuse
happens
so slowly and so deeply that

when you're in it I just think
that's what you think is normal.

I thought everyone's
family was like that.

I thought everyone went home
every day and just wanted to
die.

And I also feel like every year
of my
life has gotten progressively
better.

It doesn't really have to do
with drag or money or success

it just has to do with like,
the more you fabricate your own

life you get to live,
the happier you are.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Katya called me yesterday.
WOMAN: [SURPRISED] Oh.

TRIXIE: Yeah...that was a
surprise.
WOMAN: What'd she say?

TRIXIE: She's at, like,
an inpatient place.

It was nice that she
was at least somewhere

where they're clearly
taking care of her.

She's only allowed to talk on
the phone 15 minutes, you know.

People are like, I'm such a
fan...
I want Katya to get better.

But also I don't accept that
she's not at work right now.

WOMAN: [LAUGHS] Yeah.
TRIXIE: OK.

Do I get to keep this dress?
WOMAN: Yeah, it's for you.

I'm not gonna fit it [LAUGHS].

TRIXIE: Hold this.

MAN: Oh you want me to the
petticoat too?
TRIXIE: Yeah.

Oh, cookies.
Thin mints, bitch!

From a real Girl Scout.

They're all my favourite,
though.

Caramel Delights [INAUDIBLE]...

It's this type of precision that
matters
in a photoshoot environment.

WOMAN: Darling, it's the 1%
difference.

TRIXIE: Devil's in the details.

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

MAN: .. put the stockings on
so that her other leg would
show.

WOMAN: What?
MAN: You put the stockings on...

[AUTOHARP MUSIC PLAYS]

TRIXIE: Today is probably
the last day of filming.

I would say, ever.

We're just trying to
hot glue together a version

of the last few episodes
that isn't so fucked up.

[INTRO MUSIC TO "THE TRIXIE &
KATYA SHOW" PLAYS]

The Glendale Community
Bayside Players Theatre presents

The Trixie and Katya show.

In the role of Katya will
be Bob the Drag Queen.

[APPLAUSE]

TRIXIE: Welcome to our show!

I'm the stranger who knocked
off your glasses and said

"Let me by your eyes," Trixie
Mattel.

BOB THE DRAG QUEEN: I'm the
difference between knowing your
shit

and know you are shit,
Bob the Drag Queen.

TRIXIE: Every week we take
one topic, slice it open,

spread its entrails on the floor
and
read it like a shaman in the
bush!

MAN: Good luck.

BOB: I know right.
TRIXIE: Thank you for
everything, guys.

Don't do drugs.
Bye.

BOB: You know, I was recently
approached by these people
For an antibullying campaign
[INAUDIBLE]

not to do any drugs.

I don't even drink...
so I don't wanna be like,

hey no one do drugs.

TRIXIE: I don't even do a weed.

MAN: Really?
Like ever?

TRIXIE: Latrice gave me like two
pumps once, and it was
terrifying.

[INAUDIBLE SINGING]

What a day.

It was just a weird,
bittersweet feeling because

it's like we're wrapping
the Trixie and Katya show

and Katya is somewhere...quit
drag.

Today, I just kept having
moments of like,

we're finishing this without
her.

That's just like crazy,
you know what I mean?

[SOUNDS OF RAINFALL
AND AUTOHARP MUSIC PLAYING]

TRIXIE: [SINGING]

Ugh, I didn't know it was gonna
rain.

Fuck.

[AUTOHARP MUSIC CONTINUES]

[CLUB MUSIC PLAYS]

TRIXIE: You guys excited?
[CROWD CHEERING]

[INAUDIBLE] seems like the
odds were stacked against me

but good things happen to just
OK people.

Let's get fucked up, bye!
[CROWD CHEERS]

It's on, it's on.
Everybody shut up, it's on!

RUPAUL: Gentlemen, start your
engines
and may the best All Star win!

TRIXIE: Hi everybody.
Clap for RuPaul, clap for
RuPaul.

[CROWD CHEERS]
TRIXIE: Clap, clap, clap, clap.

RuPaul: DeLa, which of your All
Star
teammates have you chosen

to get the chop.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

BENDELACREME: This is the
easiest
choice that I have had to make

this entire season.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]

BENDELACREME: I'm going home.
[THUNDER STRIKES]

RUPAUL: What?
[CROWD CHEERS]

TRIXIE: [WHISPERING]
What did she just say?

[WHISPERING] Did she just
say her own name?

[CROWD AND TRIXIE SCREAMING]

TRIXIE: Can't believe Drag Race
is concluding pretty soon.

People are like, mad at me.

They're like, 'she's
disappointing!'

Do you know how hard it is
to even be safe on Drag Race?

FENA: Exactly.
TRIXIE: I'm on the last episode,

like the top four.

FENA: Some girl was bitching
about...
TRIXIE: They were bitching about
me?

FENA: Among other people.

She was talking about
the show, she's like

"Well I feel like Trixie's
just dropping the ball,"

and I was like, well I
don't think you're really giving

anybody a chance here.

And then I went
into the whole like,

do you have any idea
what we did 15 days before

she went onto the show?

For 12 hours a day,
for like weeks beforehand,

up until the day she had
to leave, we were working for

12 hours a day, in drag,
shooting Trixie and Katya.

TRIXIE: Yeah.
FENA: And then she had to go on
a show.

TRIXIE: Also, safe is not
dropping the ball.

Everybody wants to weigh in.

I mean, I'm excited for Drag
Race
to be over 'cause I hate
being...

I really hate being evaluated
by people who are...

Jinkx Monsoon says it correctly,

"Watching Drag Race doesn't
make you an expert on drag.

It makes you a fan of a TV
show."

FENA: Yeah.
TRIXIE: Bitch! [SLAMS TABLE]

That was...that was her.

When I watch Drag Race, I like
the
conflama as much as I like the
drag.

But Ben wanted it to
be like the Olympics -

just a competition.

And it's not really like that.

And if it was, it would
be boring to watch.

This is all men's clothes
that go to Goodwill.

I don't know if I'm
gonna win because

they filmed both of us winning,
but they also filmed a tie

and so...I don't really know who
wins.

I just want it to be over.

It's gonna be over in...
how many hours?

[SQUEALS]

And I gotta think of what
I'm gonna say if I lose

that is authentic, but not...

I don't wanna seem
disappointed, but I will be.

You think if I win $100,000
I can get some new razors?

[SOUND OF SHAVING]

I just wanna know.

Do you know what I mean?

MAN: What do you think
is gonna happen?

TRIXIE: Uhhh, I think...
I think I'm gonna win.

I'm upset that, of all days,
this eye
makeup thing is happening but,

you know, what else am I gonna
do?

Like this is kinda plain.

I wish I would've had something
over this, but it's OK.

Well, maybe I'll lose
and it won't matter.

OK.

I just would've loved to have
more time to pin this hair in
and

I wish I would've brought
a backup costume but

it doesn't matter.

Nope, we're gonna go straight.

DRIVER: Straight?
TRIXIE: Yep.

DRIVER: OK.
TRIXIE: Yep and we're gonna get
out right here.

This is the entrance.
I promise.

Thanks.
Oh my god.

[PHONE CHIMES]
Oh my god.

[CROWD CHEERING] ANNOUNCER: And
your fourth place winner, Trixie
Mattel!

[CROWD CHEERING]

[RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE THEME PLAYS]

RUPAUL: The winner of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one year supply of
Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the
Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100,000.

[KITTY GIRL BY RUPAUL PLAYS]
# Steppin' to the plate I'm
Trixie Mattel

# Got my name in the
game better learn it well

# 'Cause I'm the MVP heading up
to bat

# And I'll go to third base
but I'd never tell that

# I got bleach in the
blond like Pamela

# And I'm steppin' out
the box like Shangela

# I got long thick legs, a
tarantula!

# And if you call me kitty girl,
I can handle ya uh!

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world#

MICHELLE VISAGE: ..this queen,
who has limitless potential,

has blossomed into a
fully developed performer.

RUPAUL: Trixie, I'm so proud
of you, like I'm proud of

Shangela and Kennedy
and Bebe, and all of the girls.

It really is the pinnacle of my
career,

doing the show and being
a launchpad for all of you

and I couldn't be more proud
right now.

Ladies, I have made my decision.

The queen who has earned her
spot in the Drag Race Hall Of
Fame,

the champion of All Stars 3
is...
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

Trixie Mattel.
[CROWD ERUPTS IN CHEERS]

[CHAMPION BY RUPAUL PLAYS]

TRIXIE: [INAUDIBLE]

RUPAUL: My queen.
Is there anything you'd like to
say?

TRIXIE: I know you guys are
looking for somebody

who can carry a legacy,
and as an All Star,

I feel like I've been carrying
that legacy since I left the
first time.

[AUTOHARP MUSIC PLAYS]

TRIXIE: I can't believe it.
It feels like it didn't happen.

Honestly, this is gay world,
though.

You win a major award and you go
back to your little dressing
room.

[EXHALES DEEPLY]
[WHISPERS] I can't believe that
happened.

[TRIXIE CACKLES]

T REX: Congratulations, I love
you.
TRIXIE: Thank you, I can't
believe it.

Gay for it.

T REX: I was crying during
the whole show,

but when you were
crowned I just went into full
ice,

[SHAKY VOICE] I don't know
what to do...I'm freaking out.

TRIXIE: No, I had like minor
tears
during the Kitty Girl
performance

'cause, like, this is so cool.

I really couldn't believe it.
T REX: [SCREAMS IN HAPPINESS]

TRIXIE: Well they filmed a tie.
I thought it would've been a
tie.

T REX: They filmed a tie?
TRIXIE: Yeah.

When they filmed the tie I was
like, "I think it's gonna be a
tie."

Hey David, can you take
a Boomerang for me?

DAVID: Sure.
TRIXIE: It's for the yearbook.

I can't believe I just won.

I can't believe I just won Drag
Race.

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

I couldn't believe it.
I couldn't believe it.

MAN: It was amazing.

TRIXIE: You know, I've been
eliminated from Drag Race twice

at viewing parties, and it is
quite
a different experience winning.

[EXCITED LAUGHTER] It is quite
a fucking different experience.

I don't have a lot of interest
in
putting on costumes right now.

If I didn't win, I would still
be
standing here rifling through

a costume parade of shit
that's all wrinkled and dirty

trying to figure out what's
the least offensive to wear.

So nothing's really changed.

JINKX MONSOON: [MIMICKING LADY
BUNNY]
Keep your hennys close

and your henemies closer.

TRIXIE: I hope you die
[LAUGHING].

Drag is so stupid
until the last ten seconds

and then I'm like, yes!
JINKX: I know.

We look like shit until the last
ten...

TRIXIE: Until the last eight
seconds
and then we're like, oh bitch!

JINKX: All comes together.
TRIXIE: That hair is in fabulous
shape.

JINKX: Thanks, I just
had it washed and reset.

TRIXIE: Oh did you?
JINKX: Yes.

TRIXIE: God, I'm stunning.
It's uncomfortable, actually.

Like it's sick.
It's gross.

JINKX: Well I'm glad winning
didn't go to your head.

TRIXIE: It's not the same as
winning
the Olympics, you know what I
mean.

JINKX: Yeah.

TRIXIE: You should be happy you
won and you should be proud

but it shouldn't be like...

I don't think anybody who wins
prolly
feels better than everyone else.

JINX: No.
TRIXIE: You know what I mean?

You don't feel like you're
better...

JINKX: Well we have constant
reminders that there's...

you know as soon as
you win then there's

another season about to come
out.

TRIXIE: Yeah.

JINKX: I mean, I was sandwiched
between two of the most

influential winners ever to
come out of the show.

TRIXIE: Sharon and Bianca.
JINKX: Yeah.

TRIXIE: That's right, didn't
even think about that.

JINKX: So I never felt like
I ever had the moment

of feeling like Queen Poop, ya
know?

TRIXIE: Cheers, oh...no cheers.
We Just, OK.

[TRIXIE CACKLES]
That made it worse.

I don't feel lucky,
I feel unlucky now.

In my house grew up whenever
we take a shot we go

[SLURPING] I can stop anytime I
want to.
[JINKX LAUGHING]

TRIXIE: And then my dad would
throw the bottle across the
room.

ANNOUNCER: And the winner of All
Stars 3

give it up for Trixie Mattel!
[CROWD ROARS]

JINKX MONSOON: Trixie's win was
a little bit like Trump's win,
wasn't it?

[CROWD LAUGHS]

I mean, she got the crown, but
she did not get the popular
vote.

[CROWD LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS]

Haleloo.
[APPLAUSE]

[SOUND OF WATER AND
AUTOHARP MUSIC PLAYS]

IVR: To make a payment with a
Discover, Mastercard or Visa

credit or cheque card, press
three.
[PHONE BEEPS]

IVR: The current balance due is
$1,428.42.
TRIXIE: [EXHALES DEEPLY]

IVR: To pay the current bal...
TRIXIE: My mom has all the money
problems.

IVR: .. ance due, press one.
To pay a different amount, press
two.

TRIXIE: God, this is so dramatic
to pay a bill. [PHONE BEEPING]

No wonder people
don't pay their bills.

IVR: To authorize and continue,
press one. [PHONE BEEP]

IVR: All right.
Hold on while I process your
payment.

[LILY WAS HERE BY CANDY
DULFER HOLD MUSIC PLAYS]

IVR: We're all set.

TRIXIE'S MOM: Hello?
TRIXIE: Hi mom.

TRIXIE'S MOM: Hi Brian.
TRIXIE: Hey, I just called WPS
and paid that bill.

TRIXIE'S MOM: Oh, did you
really?
TRIXIE: Yeah it was up to 14
something.

It's like $1420, so I paid
$1450, so it should be

even a couple dollars over.

TRIXIE'S MOM: Well thank
you so much, Brian.

I'm just struggling here
and I hate even asking you

'cause I feel like I'm being,
ya know...biggest little loser.

TRIXIE: No, it's OK.

Do you still need a car?

TRIXIE'S MOM: I do.

I gotta figure something
out with that too, but...

That's what I told Dez, when I
did need a car

There was cars for sale all
over the place, except now

That's all right.
So how's things been going?

TRIXIE: It's fine.

We start the tour tomorrow
so my musician, my opener

and my assistant just got here.

And we had rehearsal
on Sunday, so we set up

the whole set and everything.

It's pretty cool.

It's pink, like, hippy
background
with giant white glitter letters

that are like 10ft tall
that say Trixie on stage.

With like a pink carpet and pink
microphone stand and everything.

TRIXIE'S MOM: So is that going
from each venue, then?

TRIXIE: Yeah, the whole set
will break down every night

and travel to all 40 venues.

TRIXIE'S MOM: So is that what
you'll
have in Milwaukee, then too?

TRIXIE: Yeah, that's what
I'll have in Milwaukee.

You better come.

TRIXIE'S MOM: Well, Sam
wants to come and

I'll just try to figure it out.

I still have to work and...
TRIXIE: Just take off work.

I'll pay for you.

I can get you tickets
and I'll put you up.

Just take off work.

TRIXIE'S MOM: I suppose I
better get off the phone here

because I am at work and...

TRIXIE: OK, I'll talk to you
later.

But make sure you take time
off to come to Milwaukee.

TRIXIE'S MOM: All right...
TRIXIE: OK, bye.

TRIXIE'S MOM: ..I'll figure
out what I can do.

I love you...bye.
TRIXIE: OK.

[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS]

# To be honest you're a dime

# To be fair, you've
got me on my knees

# To be young and not on time

# It's like flowers blooming
through November freeze

# When I sleep I say your name

# When I wake it's
written up and down

# My walls

# To be fair it's all the same

[HUMMING]

# if you get the time

# The number is still mine

# Baby share a dime on the
line there in Minnesota time

# Hello, goodbye, hello

TRIXIE: I don't know if I could
go back to doing drag for, like,

50 bucks a show.
I don't know if I could.

Maybe...I dunno.

I mean, it's hard to
not be spoiled when we

get to do what we do now.

If in a year nobody
gives a shit about me,

I'll just sell all these dresses
and take the money and run.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
Trixie Mattel!

[MAMA DON'T MAKE ME WEAR THAT
DRESS AGAIN BY TRIXIE MATTEL
PLAYS]

TRIXIE: Oh my god,
they can't believe it!

They can't believe it.
Oh my god.

Amazing.

# Mama don't make me
put on the dress again

# I can't stand the way it
opens when I spin

# Ribbon bows around my shoulder
and I'm only getting older

# Mama don't make me
put on the dress again

TRIXIE: How's it going
Ft. Lauderdale?

Oh my god!
I didn't know this was
happening.

# Daddy don't make me
fancy dance around

# Painted up in that
makeup like a clown

[INAUDIBLE OVERTALKING ON
LOUDSPEAKER]
# Doing right or am I doing
time?

TRIXIE: Yesss!
The crowd goes mild!

That's me standing never
in the spotlight. [LAUGHING]

This is where you should stand.

This is what British people look
like.

Look at the experimental
haircuts.

That 60% of straight men
and 40% straight women

are interested in trying anal.
[CROWD WHOOPS]

TRIXIE: ..just like someone's
Muggle wife. [LAUGHTER]

TRIXIE: Just like someone's
Muggle wife...[LAUGHTER]

Just like in a banana
clip and Crocs...[LAUGHTER]

..bent over a laundry basket,
[NASALLY] Are we doing it?
[LAUGHTER]

And there's all these
articles for husbands

like, "Husbands - How to
Spice it Up in the Bedroom".

[FLIRTY] For a little extra
danger,
try it with the lights on.

[LAUGHTER]

Gay guys, could you imagine
the gay version of this
magazine?

[LAUGHTER]

[FLIRTY] For a little extra
danger,
learn his name.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS]

[FLIRTY] Next time you're
fisting him, wear a bangle.

[LAUGHTER]

I had a gay friend and
he was constipated,

and he remedied the
situation by sitting on the
toilet

and doing poppers. [LAUGHTER]

Straight girls, poppers,
it's a piece of gay culture

you might not know about
because Drag Race hasn't done

a mini-challenge on
the subject yet. [LAUGHTER]

I was dating a guy in L.A.
and he didn't recognize me

and I told him I worked in HR
'cause no one know what it is

and no one asks. [LAUGHTER]
Right?

And I was like, "Yes, I'm a
normal person with a normal
life.

Thank you so much for asking."
Convincing?

I wasn't wearing this!
[LIGHT LAUGHTER]

That'd be totally stupid.

I was wearing this. [CROWD
ROARS]

I was wearing this. [CROWD
ROARS]

Skinny!
Thank you guys.

I'm so happy to be home.
[CROWD CHEERS]

I'm very happy to be home,
very happy to be here.

This is a new show.

My old show was called
Trixie Mattel Ages Three and Up.

I did it at Comedy Cafe last
year.

Did you guys see it? [CROWD
CHEERS]
OK?

That show was called
Trixie Mattel Ages Three and Up

which turns out, for my family
audiences, little confusing.
[LAUGHTER]

I'm up here talking
about rimming my dad

and there's kids like right
here.
[LAUGHTER]

Hey Mom. [LAUGHTER]
No, just kidding [TRIXIE
CACKLES]

You know, family...
gotta love 'em, so... [LAUGHTER]

Oh god!
Right now, huh?

Hi Mom.
TRIXIE'S MOM: Hi, hon.

TRIXIE: I'm so sweaty, sorry.

Thank you guys for coming.
TRIXIE'S MOM: Oh, thank you for
having us.

TRIXIE: You were on time, I
don't know.
[OVERTALKING]

TRIXIE'S MOM: I said if he makes
any
reference to his family being
late

all three of us are gonna
stand up and say,

"We were early!"
[LAUGHING]

TRIXIE: We were here.

This is my mom.
This is my aunt.

And then my sister is
taking a huge deuce, yeah.

MOM: We all have to use the...

TRIXIE: Brandon...
MOM: Hi, yes I've seen Brandon
online.

TRIXIE: Are you mortified?

MOM: No, no.

Like, some of the references
I don't get because

I'm just not in that lifestyle,
but...
[TRIXIE CACKLES]

But everybody's laughing,
so it's gotta be good.

TRIXIE: Even Auntie doesn't get
'em
and she's in the lifestyle.

Thank you for coming.
TRIXIE'S MOM: You look...

Oh thank you for inviting us.

TRIXIE: Is it weird to see
everybody watching?

TRIXIE'S MOM: No, but I cried
when you first came out.

TRIXIE: You did?
TRIXIE'S MOM: Yes, I had tears
coming down my face.

TRIXIE: Oh my gosh.
TRIXIE'S MOM: I never seen you
before,

you know, do your thing.

I've seen you on the internet,
on TV.

TRIXIE: I know, they were
like, are you gonna

change any of your jokes
'cause your mom's here?

I was like, let's just do it the
same.
[TRIXIE CACKLES]

If I take out all the vulgar
jokes,
I'd have a ten-minute show.

MAN: Ready and one, two,
big smile, three.

And one more.
One, two and three.

Got it.
Thank you guys.

TRIXIE: It is funny.

It's filthy but...
TRIXIE'S MOM: So what?

TRIXIE: ..Grandpa was filthier.
TRIXIE'S MOM: Oh yeah.

TRIXIE: And like the joke about
white people, Ancestry.com

finding out they're Native
American
the next day [INAUDIBLE].

That spoke to you guys.
[LAUGHTER]

AUNT: I felt it right here...
TRIXIE: Yes!

AUNT: ..baby, I felt it.
[LAUGHTER]

TRIXIE: Well, our Grandma
used to call it

blond haired, blue-eyed Indians.

People who find out that
they're like, this much,

and they're like full braids.

[LAUGHTER]

TRIXIE'S MOM: And thank
you so much.

I enjoyed myself very much.
The best.

Awesome.
TRIXIE: Thank you.

TRIXIE'S MOM: Keep doing what
you're doing, you're...

MAN: You're holding onto me
a little tight there, buddy!

TRIXIE: Well, listen, I was just
trying to save enough money

for when we have to send
you to rehab, OK. [LAUGHTER]

[BREAK YOUR HEART
BY TRIXIE MATTEL PLAYS]

[CROWD CHEERS]

# They never tell you before
they try and sell you

# Wanna see how well you can
swim

# I never told you before
I went and sold you

# I was only gold on the rim

# It's a one, two, three,
pull it off and see

# That a stitch in time saves
nine

# And you won't unravel when
you're thrown from the saddle

# and you won't unwind

# I never meant to break your
heart

# I never meant to break your
heart

# I never meant to pull you
apart
but I'd do it all over again

# I never meant to break your
heart,
but I'd do it again

[CROWD CHEERS]

TRIXIE: Katya always says drag,
at it's best, is still a
failure.

We all know that's not a woman.

But that person is like
believing
it and that's what's

addicting to watch.

[SOUND OF AIRPLANE]

TRIXIE: Feels like you've
been here forever,

even though it was
just a few months.

Feels like you've been
filming for a long time.

And then it feels like
everything's in a different
place

than when it started.

I wish Katya and I were still
friends.

I don't care about the TV show
or
anything as much as I care
about...

I just wish that, of all the
people in the world to hate me

I hate that that
that person hates me.

Everybody keeps being like,
oh yeah, you're fine without
her.

Yeah, that's not the point,
you know what I mean?

The point isn't whether or
not I can continue to have

a career without her.

It's never been the point.

I didn't like being on my own as
much as I liked being friends
with her.

It was never about getting
famous enough so that

you can survive on your own.

I preferred surviving with her.

That's the end of the film is
Fena
backs over the camera.

FENA: I brought you tea...
TRIXIE: Oh, thank you.

FENA: ..water and your choice
of...

TRIXIE: I did that thing from
the
other day where I did my eyes
first.

It's so much...so much
easier to put makeup on

when there's no
foundation down.

FENA: Do you want peanut butter
and jelly [INAUDIBLE]...
TRIXIE: Ooohhh.

FENA: ..snack box, or?

TRIXIE: Let's drag ourselves to
the LA Convention Centre

and con these children
outta their moms' monies.

FENA: Did you sit in dog shit?

TRIXIE: Is it bad?
FENA: No.

TRIXIE: Oh.

Hi, I'm pulling in for Drag Con.
I have a performance today.

WOMAN: Are you
getting dropped off?

TRIXIE: Nope, I'm
one of the exhibitors.

WOMAN: Can I get your name?
TRIXIE: Trixie Mattel.

WOMAN: Two X's or...
TRIXIE: One.

WOMAN: And a Y?
TRIXIE: T-R-I-X-I-E.

Mattel.
M-A-T-T-E-L.

WOMAN: Just need the first name.
TRIXIE: OK.

[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS]

[TRIXIE PLAYS AN ACOUSTIC
VERSION OF KITTY GIRL BY RUPAUL]

# Know you're sexy and
keep slaying the game

# Make the world remember your
na-ame

# Feel your puss down deep in
your soul

RUPAUL: Anybody got any scissors
on ya?
[#Let your body lose control]

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world

# When you walk the street
steppin' to the beat

# Hey kitty girl

# Get your twirl

# In the disco heat you're the
boogie body rockin' queen

# Step aside, I'm back again

# So hype, so lit, adrenaline

# I'm Shan-ge-la, say what?!

[CROWD CHEERING]

# Gonna take this verse
just to let you know

# Never listen to the haters, be
a pro

# 'Cause I work my way, paid my
dues

# Now I got the whole world
screaming
[CROWD HALLELOO!]

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world

# When you walk the street
steppin' to the beat

# Hey kitty girl

# Get your twirl

# In the disco heat you're the
boogie body rockin' queen

# Steppin' to the plate I'm
Trixie Mattel

# Got my name in the
game better learn it well

# 'Cause I'm the MVP heading up
to bat

# And I'll go to third base
but I'd never tell that

# I got bleach in the blond
like Pamela

# And I'm steppin' out the
box like Shangela

# I got long thick legs
CROWD: A tarantula!

# And if you call me kitty girl,
I can handle ya

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world

# When you walk the street
steppin' to the beat

# Hey kitty girl

# Get your twirl

# In the disco heat you're the
boogie body rockin' queen

TRIXIE: Now, I saved Bebe for
last.
[CROWD LAUGHS]

'Cause she's one of my
favorites.

Does anybody know
the Bebe verse?

Does anybody know
it, like, by heart?

Like you could do it right now.

Who swears 'cause this is
like...

You think you could do it.

You better get up here, you
bitch.
[CROWD CHEERS]

WOMAN: Hi Trixie!
TRIXIE: This is my collaborator

TRIXIE: OK, we're gonna lower
this microphone because...

WOMAN: I'm short.

TRIXIE: I'm short too.
I've very petite, thank you so
much.

WOMAN: You're a skinny legend.
You're beautiful.

TRIXIE: Are you...are you handy?
Oh I think I got it.

Is this short enough?
WOMAN: I mean, I know sign
language

so I am pretty handy.

TRIXIE: She knows ASL.
Give it up for this bitch.

[CROWD CHEERS]

TRIXIE: OK, so I'm gonna play
it.
WOMAN: OK.

TRIXIE: So...and then you're
gonna come in.
WOMAN: OK.

TRIXIE: #Hey kitty girl

# Get your twirl

# In the disco heat you're the
boogie body rockin' queen

WOMAN: #Mirror, mirror on the
wall

# Who's the fiercest of them all

# Face, face, face, body and all

# Another day, another slay

# Meow meow, savage beauty

# Steppin' out on a mission

# Get fierce, stay ready

#The OG's back for another
crown#
[CROWD CHEERS]

TRIXIE: OK clap for this bitch
or
she leaves the stage now.

[CROWD CHEERS]

WOMAN: [INAUDIBLE].
TRIXIE: Oh, you're amazing.

Listen, Bebe has a ...

Listen, Bebe, you have to
go beat the shit outta her

and steal her gig now, OK.

Not that we promote
violence here.

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world

# Don't punch Bebe,
I was just kidding

[LAUGHS]

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world

# When you walk the street
steppin' to the beat

# Hey kitty girl

# Get your twirl

# In the disco heat you're the
boogie body rockin' queen

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world

# When you walk to the street
steppin' to the beat

# Hey kitty girl

# Get your twirl

# In the disco heat you're the
boogie body rockin' queen #

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

ANNOUNCER: Los Angeles!
The time has come.

Are you ready?

[FOLK GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS]

TRIXIE: Are you looking at my
wiener?

What are you laughing about?

How's it going Los Angeles?

Leave it to us to be like,
let's just wrap it in Scotch
tape.

MAN: OK that works.
Now, side.

[SOUND OF STREET TRAFFIC]

MAN: Oh, well turnt.

MAN: Live Nation just
gave us a bottle of DP!

Ooohhhh!

BRANDON: I love DP...ask
anybody.
TRIXIE: Don Perig-non.
[CROSSTALKING]

MAN: Oh my god.
FENA: You remember Sandra
Bernhard.

[LAUGHTER]

KATYA: Dimi, why you do this to
me?
[LAUGHTER]

[CROSSTALKING]

MAN: We're sitting here talking,
I didn't even recognize

you were sitting there.

How ya' doin'?
All good?

Wonderful.

KATYA: Good.
Just not doing meth.

MAN: Good.
Same.

[TRIXIE CACKLES]
[LAUGHTER]

MAN: I was at excuse point.
[LAUGHTER]

KATYA: She's having a seizure.
TRIXIE: She's this far...

If she had a platform
on, she could touch.

TRIXIE: This one.
[TRIXIE CACKLES]

TRIXIE: You know what I mean?

MAN: 15 minutes Trixie...
TRIXIE: Thanks.

MAN: ..15 minutes.
I'll see you on the deck.

TRIXIE: Now when you get out
there,
they might laugh when you tell a
joke.

KATYA: You gotta give 'em space.

You gotta give 'em
space to laugh and enjoy.

You gotta pause...
TRIXIE: That is him.

KATYA: ..and then work into the
next joke.

TRIXIE: That is him.
KATYA: But if you don't pause,
they won't hear it.

MAN: That was
your cue to take her up

is the moment I start talking.

Los Angeles, the time has
come...
TRIXIE: [SINGING] Mama don't
make me

put on the dress...
MAN: .. Are you ready?

Good luck, kid.
Nail it.

You'll own this.

[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS]
TRIXIE: I love you.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to Now with Moving
Parts.

Tonight, you can take all
the pics you want all night
long.

However, please do not take any
video during tonight's
performance.

Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome
the skinny legend, Trixie
Mattel!

[TRIXIE SINGS KEEP ON THE
SUNNY SIDE BY THE CARTER FAMILY]

# There's a dark and
a troubled side of life

# There's a bright and
a sunny side too

# Though we meet with
the trouble and strife

# The sunny side we also may
view

# Keep on the sunny side,
always on the sunny side

# Keep on the sunny side of life

# It will help us every day,
it will brighten up the way

# If we keep on the
sunny side of life

# Well the storm and
the fury broke today

# Crushing hopes that
we cherished so near

# Clouds and storms
will in time pass away

# Sun will always
shine bright and clear

#Keep on the sunny side,
always on the sunny side

# Keep on the sunny side of life

# It will help us every day,
it will brighten all our way

# If we keep on the
sunny side of life

# Let us greet with a
song of hope each day

# Though the moments
be cloudy or fair

# Let us trust in our Saviour
always

# And keeps everyone in His care

# Keep on the sunny side,
always on the sunny side

# Keep on the sunny side of life

# It will help us every day,
it will brighten all our way

# If we keep on the
sunny side of life

# Keep on the sunny side,
always on the sunny side

# Keep on the sunny side of life

# It will help us every day,
it will brighten all our way

# If we keep on the
sunny side of life

# If we keep on the
sunny side of life #