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How could she give us a
popquiz on friday? It doesn't matter.
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It was a sucky week and it was
destined to end with a sucky quiz.
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It's the hayy twins--
joyful and smiley.
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Welcome home, boys. Can it.
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- We're not in the mood.
- Maybe I can cheer you up.
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Something to brighten
your dark and gloomy lives.
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"Cd Rom Deathforce" Unbelievable!
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Where did you get this?
This isn't even out yet.
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I have connections.
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Go ahead.
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Pop it in.
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BOTH: Yes!
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- Choose your man.
- I am Lethar.
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I'll the Infero!
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Ready to battle Zanthrax,
the Walking Death Machine?
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- I'm so glad you guys like it.
- Let the Bloodbath begin.
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- I just want to make you happy.
- COMPUTER: Welcome to level one.
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All right, we're in!
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"Lisa, surprising us with this
gift was a nice thing to do."
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"Thank you very, very much, Lisa.
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You're the best friend we have."
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Hey, Lis, how about playtime
munchies? Chips, dip, wings.
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I'm not in the wing mood.
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How about some frozen candy bars?
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I live to serve.
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Okay, here we go!
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Whoo!
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I got it! I got it!
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All right, here we go!
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Left! Left! Left!
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You've been doing that
for 12 hours.
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What do you say
we do something else?
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How about hawaii?
Climb a few volcanoes?
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In a minute.
He's going for the damsel!
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- ( Explosion )
- Suck on your own blood, buddy!
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- COMPUTER: Welcome to level seven.
- Whoo!
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We have to pick up more power
pods to get the antimatter blasters.
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- Where you going?
- To whiz. Pause the game.
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We're three levels from
staying Zanthrax
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and becoming masters
of his world.
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You can't go to the bathroom.
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Lis?
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- No.
- Please?
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Go ahead. Have a party.
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( Whistling )
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Huh, dry as a bone.
Now, that's a handy little trick.
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You are very talented.
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Come on. Let's play.
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I got him.
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Watch out! Get it!
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Use your blasters!
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It's not me!
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Here we go!
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Get him! Get him!
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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COMPUTER: Game over.
Congratulations.
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You are the victor.
Zanthrax is dead.
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Have a nice day.
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- "Game over"? That's it?
- It stops at level ten?
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- How lame.
- Yo, Lis, we need more levels.
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I'm sorry. Were you talking to me?
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- We need you to extend the game.
- Whoa.
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I thought you were actually
saying something to me
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that wasn't a whiny,
selfish little command.
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Oh, well.
Enough of my crazy little fantasy.
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What can your faithful,
magic vending machine, Lisa
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zap up for you now?
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A few more levels--
something more challenging.
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Yeah, but if you want to
lay down for a while
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- we can take a break.
- No!
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You want a real challenge?
I'll give you a real challenge.
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( Thunderclap )
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When do you think we
should start to worry?
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I already have.
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( Bell Rings )
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- Maybe she won't do anything.
- I've never seen her that mad.
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Maybe she'll make gym
class last all day.
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Maybe this is our punishment--
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Getting us all nervous
over nothing.
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( Gun Zapping, as in Video Game )
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Gar! Gar, are you all right?
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I can't move.
What the hell was that?
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( Stomping )
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- Prepare to die.
- ( Screaming )
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( Screaming )
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Oh, my God, it's Zanthrax!
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Lisa must have made the
video game come of life.
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It wants to kill us.
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I figured that out.
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- What are we going to do?
- ( Growling )
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- The fire alarm.
- Gary, we can't do that.
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We'll end up in detention.
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- ( Growling )
- ( Alarm Ringing )
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We got to get to Lisa.
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Hi, guys.
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I'm making fluffernutters.
You want some?
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Do you know what's going on?
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Ooh, sorry.
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What's the problem? This level
not challenging enough for you?
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- Hey.
- I think there's something you should see.
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This is so like you.
We act a little bit immature so you
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get all pissy and bring Zanthrax
the Walking Machine to life.
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- You should take a look at this.
- You wanted to play more levels
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in that stupid game so I made
you more levels,
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- just like you told me to.
- You're getting back at us.
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You've twisted our words around.
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All you did was whine and
complain and you never thanked me.
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- Guys!
- BOTH: What?
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Is this noticeable?
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I hope you're happy.
You had to blow a gaping,
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charred hole out of the
middle of my best friend
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but you taught us a lesson.
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Can you end this spell
and put Gary back together?
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I can't end the spell.
It's out of my control now.
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- WYATT: But what about Gary?
- Yeah.
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I'm dying here.
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I'm sorry.
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I thought you guys
were good at this game.
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Wy...
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before I buy the farm there's
something I have to tell you.
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No. Just hang on.
You're going to be okay.
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- Lisa!
- There's no time.
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Remember the girl in fifth grade
you had a crush on, Kim Larson?
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You asked her put and she said
no and went out with me instead?
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Forget about it, Gary. Whatever it
is, it doesn't matter right now.
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I'm calling 911.
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I told her you had head lice.
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So she'd dump me
and go out with you?
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There's some sort of tunnel...
and a light.
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- PHONE: 911 Emergency.
- Answer the question.
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Please... forgive me.
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Gary? Gary? Oh, man!
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Don't die on me.
Of course I forgive you.
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You're my best friend.
I'll never forget that.
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This can't be happening.
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What do you know, I'm back.
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We each get five lives
just like the game.
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- Head lice?
- It was fifth grade.
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Besides, she dumped me
so we're even.
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- We are not.
- You forgave me.
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You were dead.
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( Loud Pounding )
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Oh, no. It's come for us.
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( Growling )
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( Pounding )
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We need a plan.
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We need five inch steel walls.
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He moves fast for a big guy.
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What are we going to do?
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If this is just like the
video game only real...
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It's definitely real.
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Then the only way we'll get
out this is by killing Zanthrax.
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He's shooting flame balls.
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Where will we find
firepower to match that?
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What do you pucker-butts want?
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It's kind of hard to explain.
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There's this... Well, it's a... A uh...
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What?
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There's a seven foot bloodthirsty
monster trashing the house.
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We need you to kill it.
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- What's this thing packing?
- A fireball launcher.
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Amateur.
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- It didn't even phase him.
- He's an ex-marine.
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They live for this kind of thing.
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You tell Mom and Dad and this stash
I'll bury you alive in here.
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Looks like we're going on a bug hunt.
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Chett, I'm just curious.
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Why do you have all this stuff?
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Just exercising my constitutional
right to bear arms, wuss-boy.
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A man's got to hunt.
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Semiautomatics for deer.
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Grenades for pond fishing
and flamethrowers are good
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for anything that lives down a hole.
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It doesn't seem very safe
to have all this stuff.
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Oh, sure. You whine about gun
control but as soon as there's
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a seven foot tall inter-dimensional
space monster in your bedroom
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then suddenly owning
a gun makes sense.
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Let's dance.
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( Growling )
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( Growling )
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All right, you butt-ugly space monkey.
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I don't know where you're
from or why you're here.
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All I know is...
you are pathetic, life-force.
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I would disembowel you,
but you don't have any guts.
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- ( Laughing )
- Oh, yeah?
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You want a piece of this?
Rip me open!
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I'll show you who's got guts!
Come back here.
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- That bought us 30 seconds.
- We need something really powerful.
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We need those laser
blasters from the game.
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- Like these?
- Gimme, gimme, gimme.
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What do you say?
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Never again will we complain,
whine or think less
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of any gift you give us out of
the goodness of your heart.
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We are humbled by your magnificence.
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Close enough.
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This is going to be so awesome.
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We got monsters, ray guns
and I got four lives left.
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You still have four lives?
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- What's your problem?
- That's for Kim Larson.
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- Now we're even.
- I don't think so.
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- You had it backwards, you idiot.
- Shut up.
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No, you shut up.
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No, you shut up.
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Guys, stop. When your
game's over it's really over.
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I suggest you increase the peace.
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I'm sorry. I was mad,
I had a ray gun...
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Ditto.
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- We got some monster butt to fry.
- It's time to implement plan "A."
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Search, locate, and annihilate.
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( Grunting )
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( Growling )
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The damsel is mine.
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The game is over. ( Laughing )
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Okey-dokey.
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What's plan "B?"
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Lisa?
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We got to go get her.
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- What?
- Where are we going to go get her?
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In the computer.
That thing took her with it.
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- We got to go in there after her.
- You can't go into a computer.
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There isn't a little door
that magically shrinks you.
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Oh. But a creature from
a computer game
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can come to life and
hurl fireballs at us.
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- Guys, it's me, in here.
- It can't be.
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Zanthrax is holding me prisoner
and I can't use my powers.
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- You've got to get me out.
- How? How do we get in there?
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There's a little door
that magically shrinks you.
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It's the passageway
between the two worlds.
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- Where do we start?
- I can't tell you.
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- All I know is I smell brownies.
- The damsel is the bride of Zanthrax.
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If you attempt to resuce her
I will rip the skin from you bones
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and fill the rivers of
virtual space with your blood.
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( Laughing )
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I think they make a nice couple.
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Guys, help me. Get me out of here.
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We got to go find that passageway.
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That passageway's got
to be here somewhere.
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She said she smelled browines.
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I got it. Stand back.
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( Screams )
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- What is this?
- My dad made dinner last night.
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It's got to be in here.
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- Do we have any weapons left?
- Nope.
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- Extra points?
- Uh-uh.
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- How many lives do we have left?
- None.
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After you.
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- Do you see anything yet?
- Greasy builddup.
248
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,700
Stay out of the oven.
Zanthrax set a trap.
249
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:25,933
It'll scramble your atoms.
250
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:28,600
( Screaming )
251
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,867
Talk to me. You okay?
252
00:16:43,867 --> 00:16:45,867
That's the last time
I crawl into your oven.
253
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:46,867
He's coming after you guys.
254
00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:49,400
Forget about me and
get out of the house.
255
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,933
- Good advice. Prepare to die.
- ( Screaming )
256
00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:56,933
Wait. You call yourself a monster?
257
00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:00,433
- These are unharmed children.
- She's got you there.
258
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:04,433
You can't just kill them.
Where's the challehat?
259
00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:08,433
If you were a really scary monster
you'd make them suffer
260
00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:11,400
an incredibly painful humiliating death.
261
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,900
I was with you until the
incredibly painful death part.
262
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,267
- What are you saying?
- Trust me.
263
00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:20,700
We shall have a competition.
If you win, she will go free.
264
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:24,867
- If you lose, you die.
- Not much of second prize.
265
00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:28,367
Because I will be victorious
I will allow you to choose
266
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:31,433
the contest of battle.
Make your choice now.
267
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:34,600
Think carefully about this.
It's yours.
268
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:39,833
We choose, huh? All right, then.
We choose to fight.
269
00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:43,733
By... hot tubbing it
in aspen with en vogue.
270
00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:45,733
first one to second base wins.
271
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,000
( Water Splashing
and Women Laughing )
272
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000
WOMAN: Ooh, this is great!
273
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,333
Who's have thought?
274
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:57,133
His definition of second base
is a little fuzzy if you ask me.
275
00:17:57,133 --> 00:18:00,600
Silence. You have been
beaten and now you must die.
276
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:04,533
Wait a minute. Double or nothing.
One more contest.
277
00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:07,433
One more contest. This time,
if you win I'll give you
278
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:10,500
the secrets to my power
in the other world.
279
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,433
- With it, you'll be unstoppable.
- You can't do that.
280
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:17,200
- He'll be free to destroy our world.
- It's our only hope.
281
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:21,900
I accept your wager.
Choose your contest.
282
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:25,800
- Okay.
- Hold on. This time I choose.
283
00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:29,633
Where are we?
284
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:32,133
What is this?
285
00:18:32,933 --> 00:18:35,367
It was the first thing
that popped into my head.
286
00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:38,867
Ready? Begin.
287
00:18:39,433 --> 00:18:41,933
GARY: We're playing turbo pong
for the future of the world?
288
00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:44,800
- How can we lose?
- But turbo pong?
289
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,167
( Beeps When Ball is Hit )
290
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,333
Ha. The points is mine.
291
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:06,100
One to nothing.
Nice move.
292
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,100
You guys concentrate.
293
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:12,100
- She's right. We can do this.
- I don't know, Gary.
294
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,100
He's a lot better
at this than I thought.
295
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:17,600
Hey, if we play as a team,
nothing can stop us.
296
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,600
Besides, we're only down by one.
297
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,600
- Hey, what are we playing to?!
- Two.
298
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,500
He is a monster.
299
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,833
( Both Grunting )
300
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:37,100
Eat this, pirate pants!
301
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,900
Ah!
302
00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:43,967
Yes!
303
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,500
There's something wrong
with the paddles.
304
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,500
GARY: Nice try. One-up.
305
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,467
- Our serve.
- Okay, game point.
306
00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,867
Let's slaughter this thing
and get out of here.
307
00:19:54,867 --> 00:19:57,367
Not to put pressure on but if
you miss this the world
308
00:19:57,967 --> 00:19:59,433
as we know it comes to an end.
309
00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:02,433
Why would that put
any pressure on us?
310
00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:07,233
All right, you walking scrap heap
give it your best shot.
311
00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:25,367
WYATT: I hate turbo pong.
312
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:26,767
I hate losing.
313
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,067
( Growling )
314
00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:34,100
Yes!
315
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:39,100
You played fair and won.
The damsel is yours.
316
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:43,933
You will be returned.
Oh, and, uh...
317
00:20:43,933 --> 00:20:46,433
( Chuckles )
Sorry about cheating back there.
318
00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:49,933
Guys, you did it. I'm so proud.
319
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:52,433
And who says video games don't
help you in the real world?
320
00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:53,967
Yeah.
321
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:02,467
Nice ace on the last point, guys.
322
00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:04,467
Sorry we got you so mad before.
323
00:21:04,467 --> 00:21:06,967
I guess we did get a little
carried away with Deathforce.
324
00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:10,967
- Consider it deleted.
- Good, because I really missed you guys.
325
00:21:10,967 --> 00:21:12,967
I know you didn't really mean it
but it felt like you were
326
00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:15,467
taking me for granted and it hurt.
327
00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:18,467
Lisa, we could never
take you for granted.
328
00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:20,967
Up for a little tetris
for old time's sake?
329
00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:22,467
Cool.
330
00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:24,467
Hey, Lis, how about
you fetch us up a couple
331
00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:26,467
of root beer floats and
some sandwiches, chop-chop.
332
00:21:26,967 --> 00:21:31,967
What? Kidding. Joke.
333
00:21:31,967 --> 00:21:34,467
- I'll get myself.
- Chop-chop.
334
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:35,967
( Laughing )
335
00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:37,933
Go help him.
336
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,433
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