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Did you enjoy your stay
in the hospital, Heimlich?
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Not funny.
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No more spying on the neighbors, ja?
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You see what kind of trouble
it gets you into.
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Ja, first it's the poor old lady
in the shoe.
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Well, l thought l saw something.
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You called the police
on that poor woman. And for what?
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She was forcing those children
to make shoes. l saw!
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They live in a shoe!
They were fixing their roof!
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But do you learn? No!
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Ja, no! Then you are bothering
the children, Jack und Jill.
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- They looked suspicious!
- Ja, ja, ja. So you still don't learn.
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Next, you are climbing up
on the roof to see something.
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l tell you l see something,
und l think it's a UFO!
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Ja, it was only the cow
jumping over the moon.
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Ja, so why is the dish
running away with the spoon?
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lt's like talking to the brick house.
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Ooh, what is going on over there?
When did we get the new neighbor?
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- Wait! Wait! l thought l saw something!
- Nein!
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No more of this snoopy-spy nonsense.
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You're going to sit right here
und not bother the neighbors.
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Now you behave,ja? Ja.
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Nein. l will behave.
This little piggy is all good.
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Tell me l am not seeing things.
l know what l see.
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Very suspicious.
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lf l have to sit here all night,
l will see something.
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l have the eye of the eagle.
l miss nothing.
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What is that?!
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Heimlich, are you crazy?
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There's something
going on in that house!
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See for yourself
and then call me crazy.
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Hi.
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- Ja, you are crazy.
- What? Give me that!
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- He is a maniac!
- Halt! Enough!
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We are going over there
und we will prove, once and for all,
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to this little piggy
there's nothing going on!
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Ja, und when we return
we will make with the ''l told you so.''
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Horst! Horst, look out!
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Look behind you! Oh, Gott!
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Oh, my stars, another little piggy!
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What do you want from me?
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l want you for dinner.
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Buckle up, buttercup.
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Why is it always
the screaming with you?
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Oh, are you going to eat this?
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- What's going on here?
- Dinner.
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Oh,ja. The fr�ulein makes
the best everything.
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But what about...
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You guys didn't see me
doing anything weird, did you?
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You were acting like
the cuckoo without the clock.
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You buried a box of knives
in the ground.
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You turned into this big fat lady
and cooked us food.
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Yeah, that one.
You guys better get out of here.
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- But everything is so delicious.
- Ja.
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- Ja.
- No, trust me.
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You guys don't wanna be here for...
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...my main course,
stuffed piggies in a blanket!
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- l told you l saw something!
- Come back!
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l'm really sorry that...
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...you can't stay for dinner!
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- Wait for me, you swine!
- Move faster, Heimi!
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This is just awkward.
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Come back!
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Keep running.
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Come back!
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Just keep running.
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Greetings, fellow Halloweeners.
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l just said ''weeners.''
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B.O.B.!
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l just said ''weeners.''
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Tonight's story is a tale so scary,
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so horrifying, so shocking,
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so, so...
so full of vegetables...
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- B.O.B., stick to the script!
- Oh, right.
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lt all started with a spooky spaceship,
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mutant pumpkins
and monsters saving the day!
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But that was only the beginning.
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So sit back and get ready for a story
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that is guaranteed
to give you nightmares.
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OK, wrap it up.
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Come on, kids!
Time for the costume contest.
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The winner gets their weight in candy!
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Avast ye, scallywags.
That booty shall be mine!
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Now it's booty time!
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Hey!
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Me timbers being shivered.
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Come on, B.O.B.,
that candy was for the contest.
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But it all tastes so good.
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But it all tastes so...
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Hello?
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Hello...
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Who's there?
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l've got a Nutter Buddy Butter Bar,
and l'm not afraid to use it!
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Carrot!
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Whoa, kid, that is one scary costume.
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For a minute there,
l thought you were a real carrot.
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And carrots really creep me out.
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Like that! That was creepy.
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You are a shoo-in
to win that costume contest.
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Kids today and their papier-m�ch�.
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Hello.
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- Mr. Murphy?
- That carrot made Carl a zombie!
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Creepy carrot! Danger! Danger!
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- lt's alive! lt's a living carrot.
- l know, right?
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- l totally freaked out the same way.
- Giddyap!
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Kid, you are killing with that costume.
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- l'm getting out of here!
- Doc, how could you do this?
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Worst party ever!
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- He was... He was just a...
- Mutant zombie carrot.
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lt must've been contaminated
by one of the alien pumpkins.
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No!
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And apparently the curse can be broken
by eliminating the infected carrot.
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And that one carrot could've infected
our brains and transformed us all
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into slack-jawed walking vegetables.
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- Doc?
- Whoa!
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- Kind of like that.
- Everyone, run!
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Oh, man. l don't wanna be a zombie.
What are we gonna do?
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Well, we definitely know that we
shouldn't blast them with this scanner.
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l definitely just blasted you
with this scanner! l love this thing!
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Back! Stay back.
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- B.O.B.!
- Thank me later!
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- No!
- Bang, bang, bang!
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Doc! We're completely surrounded!
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No, we're not.
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Now we're completely surrounded.
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lt's Monger!
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Lock and load, cowboys.
The cavalry has arrived.
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Nobody told me they can leap.
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Quickly, now.
Create a barricade.
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There's a jet-packing zombie general
with an army of carrots out there...
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The more that l shoot them, there's more
of them, and l don't like carrots...
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B.O.B., calm down! Talk slowly.
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Zombie general, army of carrots...
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B.O.B., just get the back door!
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l'm on it.
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- Where do you want it?
- Oh, dear.
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Give me that.
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Well, well.
lf it ain't the gruesome twosome.
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Now go on. Get out and stay out!
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Hey, Link.
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B.O.B., time to go!
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l forgot the pickle.
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Cotton candy, bubblegum!
Go, team, go, and beat those bums!
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Yeah!
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All right!
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B.O.B., focus. Zombie problem.
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Oh, no! B.O.B.
l can already see it.
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The vacant, lifeless expression.
They've already infected your brain.
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But hear this, zombies,
you may take my brain,
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but you will never take my dignity!
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Come on, pull yourself together.
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l know this is scary,
but we're gonna get through this.
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And when we do, here is my number.
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Call me.
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Of course! B.O.B.,
how can a zombie infect your brain
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when you don't even have one to infect?
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- What?
- B.O.B., you're immune!
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Zombie carrot!
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Hold still, Doc! l'll get it.
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And if you're immune,
you can save us all.
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There's only one way to stop
the zombies and save your friends.
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You must eat all... carrots!
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- What was that last part?
- You must eat all the carrots!
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No!
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Don't cry, little monster.
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Uncle Monger's got enough carrot puree
to feed you your entire life.
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Jerry, bring over the feed hose, ASAP.
The boy's hungry!
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Eat the carrots, save your friends.
Eat the carrots, save your friends.
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You know what?
lt's easier if l just make new friends.
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Here are four new friends already.
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Quick, to the rooftop, where we'll get
a great view of our new future together.
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Eat the carrots, save your friends.
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Excuse me, son. That's my girl.
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Not this time, amigo.
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l can't do it!
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Oh, yes l can.
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You guys are going down.
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Right down into my belly.
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'Cause l'm gonna eat you.
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l did it. l ate all my vegetables!
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And now it's time for dessert.
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What?! But l ate all the carrots.
The curse should be broken.
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l don't understand.
Why are you guys still zombies?
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l ate every single carrot.
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- You!
- You...
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Come on, guys.
l only missed one carrot.
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Hey, that's my Nutter Buddy Butter Bar.
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You wouldn't dare.
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You just crossed the line.
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Wow, chocolate-covered carrot.
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Still disgusting.
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Whoa!
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Well done, B.O.B., you broke the curse!
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- You guys! lt worked!
- l knew you could do it!
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Not so hard, really full.
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And so, there you have it.
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l saved the day
because those silly little carrots
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had absolutely no effect on me.
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Unlike you. Right, Bubbles?
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So, remember, kids:
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Eat your veggies
or they just might eat you.
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- That's a dead end.
- Come on, Shrek.
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Who needs a map
when you've got animal instinct?
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- Darn bugs. Stupid map.
- Hey, what the...
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- Come on!
- Shrek, a little help here!
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All right. Will you...
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l say we take the 10 to the 305
and get off at Fairy Tale Falls.
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- What are you talking about?
- Or we could fly there.
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ls there an off button on you?
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What's wrong, Princess?
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You shouldn't be this unhappy
until years into the marriage.
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lt's the happiest day of my life.
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Let me guess.
You're overwhelmed by love?
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No! l mean, yes.
But that's not why...
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The shrimp platter was bad?
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- No, Donkey! l'm just...
- Wait! Wait! l got it! l got it!
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You always wanted a puppy,
but all you got was toasters!
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No, l'm sitting in an onion!
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This carriage is one big onion.
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Why didn't you say so?
l'll turn on the air.
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- Much better.
- Noble steed at your service.
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Would you look at that?
Donkey! l found a shortcut.
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- Are you crazy?
- Jumping Jiminy, that's a big one.
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What? Hey, man, l hate spiders!
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Stop that, would you?
Where'd he go?
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You are too easy to scare. Come on.
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That forest could be hexed
or voodooed or anything!
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l ain't going in there.
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Listen, l'm an ogre.
l'm the one that does the scaring.
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What is there to be scared of?
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- That!
- Thelonius!
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- Hey, what are you doing?
- Sorry, Princess, honeymoon's over.
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- Let go!
- Shrek!
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- Fiona!
- Shrek!
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- Fiona!
- Let me go!
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- To the carriage!
- Shrek!
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We got a donkey driving a carriage
made from an onion.
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lt's dark and our horses
are wearing sunglasses.
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Cut to the chase, Donkey!
Just cut to the chase.
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Hit it, boys!
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- Fiona!
- Shrek!
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Help!
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All done. Oh, no. No!
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No!
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You're gonna get an elbow to the groin!
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- That was close.
- Now that's sweet.
247
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- Shrek? Shrek!
- Watch out!
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Licorice?
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00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:30,177
Hey, Shrek! l hope you're insured!
250
00:20:31,016 --> 00:20:33,348
That house cost me a lot of dough!
251
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- ls there a doctor in the house?
- Hey, sorry about that, Gingy!
252
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That's gross.
253
00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:48,959
Oh, no!
254
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Oh, no!
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l can see! l can see!
256
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Never mind.
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Fiona!
258
00:21:07,994 --> 00:21:11,122
Shrek, this isn't another one
of those shortcuts, is it?
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Just get a move on.
260
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- Okay. l'm not afraid.
- Fiona!
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00:21:16,938 --> 00:21:19,839
l can do this. l'm a noble steed.
262
00:21:19,975 --> 00:21:23,911
lt's all right. lt's just a park
with no children and no playground.
263
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Shrek! Shrek!
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l feel dead people.
265
00:21:33,624 --> 00:21:37,583
Are you getting the willies?
The trembles?
266
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:41,564
The shakes? The heebie-jeebies?
267
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:44,067
Stop messing with me, Shrek.
This place is already creeping me out.
268
00:21:44,205 --> 00:21:46,867
Don't tell me you're afraid of ghosts.
269
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l'm not afraid.
270
00:21:51,413 --> 00:21:52,744
What a crack-up!
271
00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:56,984
Shrek? Shrek! Wait up!
272
00:21:59,723 --> 00:22:02,191
Talk about rewriting history.
273
00:22:06,798 --> 00:22:09,733
Well, looks like Farquaad's still trying
to compensate for something.
274
00:22:09,869 --> 00:22:11,166
l wonder what that could be.
275
00:22:12,271 --> 00:22:14,296
l don't know.
This is just plain freaky.
276
00:22:14,441 --> 00:22:16,306
l wonder if he's behind all this.
277
00:22:16,443 --> 00:22:18,411
That's just crazy talk.
278
00:22:29,025 --> 00:22:32,552
Now l'm seeing things.
Can we get out of here? Please?
279
00:22:32,696 --> 00:22:34,357
Sure. Of course.
280
00:22:34,498 --> 00:22:36,329
Now, you wouldn't happen to have
281
00:22:36,468 --> 00:22:38,026
another carriage in your pocket,
would you?
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00:22:38,170 --> 00:22:40,161
Donkeys don't have pockets.
283
00:22:40,305 --> 00:22:42,466
But some of us do have wings!
284
00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:52,584
- Wrong dragon!
- Wrong whistle.
285
00:22:54,522 --> 00:22:57,616
- Farquaad?
- What have you done with my wife?
286
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,821
Your wife? Don't you mean your widow?
287
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:03,990
l know l seen you die
in the first movie!
288
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:08,070
You fools! This time
it's your turn to be the entr�e!
289
00:23:08,206 --> 00:23:11,903
Okay, my sweet,
take care of them! Bon app�tit.
290
00:23:14,246 --> 00:23:16,077
Will you stop that?
291
00:23:19,653 --> 00:23:20,813
Shut it!
292
00:23:21,789 --> 00:23:26,055
- You can go first. l'll be the dessert.
- Great.
293
00:23:27,229 --> 00:23:28,890
That's my girl!
294
00:23:32,969 --> 00:23:35,904
Hey, baby, l was hoping you'd show up!
295
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:39,338
- Princess at three o'clock.
- Shrek!
296
00:23:39,477 --> 00:23:41,308
- Hi, Princess!
- Fiona!
297
00:23:56,030 --> 00:23:57,190
Oh, no. Shrek!
298
00:23:59,968 --> 00:24:01,458
Oops. Sorry.
299
00:24:04,641 --> 00:24:06,268
Coming in!
300
00:24:06,409 --> 00:24:08,934
- Dive! Dive!
- Got it. Dive! Dive!
301
00:24:09,079 --> 00:24:12,071
This is Red Dragon. We're going in.
302
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,256
Evasive action!
303
00:24:23,230 --> 00:24:24,356
Lock and load!
304
00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:30,834
Stay on target. Stay on target!
Stay on target! And fire now!
305
00:24:31,974 --> 00:24:34,966
On my mark, retract wings! Now!
306
00:24:37,113 --> 00:24:39,047
Turn and burn!
307
00:24:43,955 --> 00:24:45,718
Smooth move, Ex-Lax.
308
00:24:45,857 --> 00:24:48,826
Like l always say,
behind every successful donkey,
309
00:24:48,961 --> 00:24:51,088
there's a fire-breathing dragon.
310
00:25:01,142 --> 00:25:04,077
You might
as well stop struggling, Princess.
311
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:06,840
Soon you and l will be together forever.
312
00:25:06,983 --> 00:25:11,010
With you as my Spirit Queen,
l'll be King of the Underworld!
313
00:25:11,154 --> 00:25:12,951
Over my dead body!
314
00:25:13,090 --> 00:25:15,923
Exactly. Over she goes, Thelonius.
315
00:25:21,934 --> 00:25:24,869
- Thelonius?
- Sorry, Princess.
316
00:25:26,006 --> 00:25:29,169
No, you nitwit! Not with you on it!
317
00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:30,902
What?
318
00:25:33,247 --> 00:25:35,442
Deserved that. And that, too.
319
00:25:37,819 --> 00:25:39,719
No, you numbskull!
320
00:25:45,262 --> 00:25:48,095
- Sorry, Thelonius.
- Oh, well, never mind him.
321
00:25:48,233 --> 00:25:51,464
- See you on the other side, Princess.
- Never!
322
00:25:56,142 --> 00:25:57,871
Stop playing hard to get.
323
00:25:58,011 --> 00:26:00,673
- Stop it!
- You know l'm irresistible.
324
00:26:00,814 --> 00:26:02,145
- Fiona!
- Shrek!
325
00:26:02,282 --> 00:26:05,080
lmpossible!
l thought they were dragon food!
326
00:26:05,219 --> 00:26:06,743
We'll save you!
327
00:26:08,724 --> 00:26:11,659
- Are you okay?
- l think so.
328
00:26:11,794 --> 00:26:13,022
l don't think so!
329
00:26:20,438 --> 00:26:25,137
Splendid! They all fall for me
sooner or later.
330
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,290
- Fiona!
- Yes, Shrek!
331
00:26:41,430 --> 00:26:44,558
My short, furry life
is flashing before my eyes!
332
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:47,897
- l love you!
- l love you, too!
333
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:03,655
Fiona? My ghostly queen?
Where are you?
334
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:06,088
Right over here, sweetie.
335
00:27:07,094 --> 00:27:09,528
Oh, my angel.
336
00:27:10,699 --> 00:27:13,031
Oh, no. Not again!
337
00:27:13,168 --> 00:27:16,331
- We've got a loaded dragon here.
- And we're not afraid to use it.
338
00:27:16,472 --> 00:27:18,940
lt was just a joke.
Stay away from me!
339
00:27:19,076 --> 00:27:21,237
- Fire!
- No! No!
340
00:27:56,420 --> 00:27:57,580
Thanks, Dragon.
341
00:27:57,722 --> 00:28:01,590
And thank you, Donkey.
You truly are a noble steed.
342
00:28:01,726 --> 00:28:04,957
Look at you, Donkey,
all covered in fur. l love you!
343
00:28:05,097 --> 00:28:08,692
Shucks. l think l'm gonna cry.
344
00:28:08,836 --> 00:28:10,098
Come on, baby, let's go home.
345
00:28:10,237 --> 00:28:12,603
Let's go home and make some waffles!
346
00:28:16,077 --> 00:28:17,977
Waffles?
347
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:20,308
lt's a long story.
348
00:28:21,418 --> 00:28:23,215
Finally, we're alone.
349
00:28:28,426 --> 00:28:30,394
What are you doing?
350
00:28:30,528 --> 00:28:31,654
Nothing.
351
00:28:38,171 --> 00:28:40,662
Let the honeymoon begin!
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