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Previously on No Activity...
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I'm with you because, you know what,
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I don't have time for an equal.
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I outrank you because I'm a
better fucking cop than you.
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Deal with it.
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Copy that, Car 34. Dispatch out.
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Fatima, if you're missing
Janice, you do know I have
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a complete lexicon of
her speech available.
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You can do Janice's voice?
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[AS JANICE]: How's this, Fats?
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I would like to kick a door down
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and yell, "Freeze,
Special Agent Cullen,"
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and throw a guy off a rooftop.
That's what I would like.
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Gary Westbrook, you're under arrest!
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- Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- On your knees, there.
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- I'm doing it.
- Shut up.
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Wait right there. Fuck.
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Agent Kasprowicz? I'm sorry.
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Agent Kasprowicz?
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[CULLEN GRUNTS]
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, fuck, where'd you go? No!
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[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
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Whatever it is, it's nothing a
little sugar can't fix, Daisy.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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I'm sorry, Eileen, I'm not myself.
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This is my first automated ride,
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this haul.
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And you know, I used
to be a truck driver,
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but now I'm a babysitter, apparently,
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for a big magical steering
wheel that I can't touch.
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- Hmm.
- You know, there's a highway
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in Mississippi... I can't
remember the name of it...
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and it just goes on and
cuts through the state.
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Just hundreds and hundreds
of miles of green.
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That sounds nice.
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It's green on either side,
green all around you.
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Blue up on top.
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- Cornfields, mostly.
- Yeah.
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And all the stalks are
exactly seven inches apart.
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It's real strange, Eileen.
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It's kind of like graph paper.
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Wow.
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You know what you don't see, though?
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What's that?
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People.
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You don't see any fuckin' people.
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- Okay, watch the language, Daisy.
- And it's because
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there aren't any.
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The whole place is run by robots.
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And those machines, they're
just out there in the field,
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and-and they're working,
and it's hot as hell.
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And they're not complaining,
but I'm complaining.
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I'm complaining right now,
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while I still can.
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You think your machine
truck's gonna come in here
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and get bacon and eggs,
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and listen to you bitch
about your husband?
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- Hey.
- Oh, wake up, Eileen.
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Frank's not working on his truck.
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He's having an affair.
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And it's probably with Hot Pants Susie
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down at the end there, the Silver Fox.
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And, Dennis... Dennis.
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You remember when we
got hammered together
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during the storm,
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and I gave you a handy by the fryer?
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You think a robot's gonna do that?
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Did that really happen?
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Actually, a robot probably will do that,
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and it'll do a better job than I did.
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My heart wasn't in it, but still.
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How about some pie, Daisy?
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Pie's not gonna help this time.
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- We got the cherry.
- [DEVICE CHIMES]
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COMPUTER VOICE: Break over.
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- Return to vehicle.
- Oh, my lover is playing our song.
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I'll be there in a minute, you robofuck.
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I'll get this one, Daisy.
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Thanks, Eileen.
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You're a real pal.
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I'm gonna pray for you, Daisy.
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DAISY: And I'm gonna
build a big fuckin' robot
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to pray for you.
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♪ I love you so. ♪
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COMPUTER VOICE: You have
one minute to return to vehicle.
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Request extension?
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Damn it. No, I don't want that.
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- Oh, this thing...
- [CHIMES]
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- Command not recognized.
- [SIGHS]
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- Please try again.
- [CHIMES]
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- Command not recognized.
- [SIGHS]
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Please try again.
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Cabin temperature set to 130 degrees.
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No. [GROANS]
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Command not recognized.
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- Please try again.
- Hello?
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- Oh!
- I'm sorry.
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- Excuse me. Jesus.
- Yeah.
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- COMPUTER VOICE: Warning.
- Yeah, I'm coming.
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- You are running behind schedule.
- I'm coming!
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Your paycheck may be reduced
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due to extended break period.
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[TRUCK DOOR OPENS, SLAMS CLOSED]
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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Hey. Whoa, whoa.
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Hey, excuse me, uh... [SHOUTING]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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No, no, no! Stop the truck!
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I'm back here!
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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- [SIGHS]
- Oh, God.
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Cullen, I feel bad.
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- [GROANS]
- I feel real bad.
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Yeah.
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- Do you feel bad, too?
- Yeah, I do. Yeah.
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You know what, I think we
drank too much last night.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Way too much.
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And those tequila shots at the end?
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What were we thinking?
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I don't want to... I don't
want to think about it.
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Then we went to that diner.
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Why did we go to a 24-hour diner
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and order steak tartare?
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Then they put a raw egg
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- on top of it.
- Okay.
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And then we ate it with our hands.
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Stop, stop.
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- And then you had sardines.
- Shut up about last night.
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Okay. Wow.
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Well, well, well.
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The boys are back together again.
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Oh, hey.
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Is this... is this friendly Leon, or...
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I'll ask the questions here.
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That answers that.
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Are you gonna come
in and sit down, or...
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Did you not hear what I just said
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about who's gonna ask
the questions here?
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And then you immediately
ask me a fuckin' question.
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Seriously?
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No, I'm not gonna come in and sit down.
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My plan for the moment
is to stay right here...
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out of arm's way.
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[GAGS]
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TOLBECK: Officer Cullen
went through a breakup,
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and we had a lot to drink last night.
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You know, raw meat with
raw egg on top of it.
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But we're okay.
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No, it sounds awesome.
Thanks for the invite,
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- by the way.
- Sorry.
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In case you're curious,
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this arm used to jack
off Gary Westbrook.
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He doesn't need it anymore...
because he's dead.
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We found it attached
to the back of a truck
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using your handcuffs, Officer Cullen.
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You know, I think it
was Cicero who said,
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- "The safety of the...
- "What the fuck, Leon?!
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Get the fuck out of here, you weirdo!
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[QUIETLY]: Okay, uh, I'm not...
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DUSTIN: There's a what?
Are we whispering now?
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[LAUGHS]: Okay. Sorry.
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[LEON SPEAKING QUIETLY]
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Leon, this is my bad.
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- This is my bad, I'm so sorry.
- Yeah.
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- So it's a...
- DUSTIN: Here's what I need.
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I need you to
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get the fuck out of here!
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Take your arm and get
the fuck out of here!
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Goddamn it!
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What a weirdo. Am I right?
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He's kind of weird, right?
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You know, he brought
strippers to his own party.
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So sad, right? You
know who told me that?
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- He did.
- We were at that party.
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- What? Tell me everything.
- Yeah.
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It was barely a party.
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I mean, he was wearing
the strangest wig.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes! I've seen that wig.
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He was trying to tell us
that his hair grew back.
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Dude, that's fucking insane.
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- Totally.
- Anyway,
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I'm gonna go grab a coffee.
You guys need one?
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- I would love a coffee.
- That'd be great.
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Great, I'm gonna get us three coffees,
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I don't know, an assortment of Danishes,
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cookies, doughnuts, that kind of shit.
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And then we're gonna figure out
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which one of you fucking idiots
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killed my last witness!
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Janice?
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Hmm. How are you, Clit?
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You're fired. What are you doing here?
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Trust me, I can't believe
I'm back here, either.
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When I left this shithole,
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I thought I would never
walk in this building again.
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Yeah, that's because you were
becoming a prison guard, right?
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With all the sexy inmates.
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Mm, well, that was my plan of action,
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but turns out I waited too long
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and there's a six-month
waiting list, so...
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- How interesting.
- Mm.
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- You can leave now.
- Mm. Well, let me tell you,
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I certainly didn't miss this place.
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You know, all the turds out
there with their dumb faces
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and weird body smells.
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Again, you can leave now.
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The tedious calls, the 911 overflow,
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every asshole out there
calling with emergencies.
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And then your smug face.
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No, trust me, I did not
miss this place at all.
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That's perfect, Janice,
because when you get fired,
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you don't get to come to work anymore.
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That's generally how it works.
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Yeah, I hear what you're saying,
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and I really can't
even believe I'm here,
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but the truth is, I need my job back.
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Well, you should've thought of
that before you told everyone
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I fucked a tortoise.
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Well, I still stand by that,
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but I need a job because
I really need the money.
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Sorry. What's done is done.
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[EXHALES]
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So you're not gonna help me?
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Afraid not.
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Oh, what about your son?
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Will you help him?
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What are you talking about?
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Your son? Mason?
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Who needs help?
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Well, I'm fucked.
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I am fucked.
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Donezo.
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Cullen, look, I love you,
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but you need to get out of your own way.
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What?
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I'm serious. It seems like
every time we come close
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to cracking a case or some big win,
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you sabotage it.
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- I sabotage it? I do?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yes. Like clockwork.
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It's like you get so wound up
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with tension, you know,
from wanting to succeed
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that you just, you become a loser.
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You need to un-Cullen yourself.
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Oh, God. I think I just hit it.
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- Hit what?
- Rock bottom.
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I think that's... that's it.
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Aw. Come on, buddy.
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Hey, did your shoulder get fat?
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It's so soft.
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I just said "rock bottom."
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- Oh.
- I just said that.
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- Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
255
00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,124
Shouldn't bring up your fat shoulder.
256
00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:21,959
- No. Maybe not now.
- Okay.
257
00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:25,900
Don't-don't worry.
It's gonna be all right.
258
00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:35,599
Yeah. This is your son.
259
00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:40,083
Your biological son Mason.
260
00:10:40,084 --> 00:10:42,559
He was a real sicko
during his early years...
261
00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:43,874
wonder where he got that from...
262
00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,239
but now he wants to go to college
263
00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,119
and study environmental law,
264
00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:48,369
which costs a lot of money.
265
00:10:48,370 --> 00:10:50,334
I can't even believe that's a degree.
266
00:10:50,335 --> 00:10:52,159
I'm gonna need a DNA test.
267
00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,099
Perfect. You can do it together.
268
00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:56,489
It'll be fun. Yeah.
269
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,458
Great. Let's get it on the books.
270
00:10:58,459 --> 00:11:02,059
Okay. Well, I feel like I'm
taking up all your time,
271
00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:05,409
so I'm gonna go press my uniform.
272
00:11:05,410 --> 00:11:07,349
Did you want the door opened or closed?
273
00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:08,374
Closed.
274
00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:10,980
I'm gonna leave it open.
275
00:11:31,180 --> 00:11:32,541
I'm waiting.
276
00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:36,699
I, uh, I cuffed Gary to the truck,
277
00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:39,539
truck drove away... [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
278
00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:41,290
Oops, sorry.
279
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,916
"Oops, sorry"?
280
00:11:44,917 --> 00:11:46,909
- Oops, sorry. Yeah. Yes.
- Oops, sorry.
281
00:11:46,910 --> 00:11:48,539
- Oops, sorry. Yes.
- That's what you have to say
282
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,789
for yourself. Oops, sorry.
283
00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:50,979
Yes. Do you want me to say it again?
284
00:11:50,980 --> 00:11:51,999
- Oops, sorry.
- Yeah.
285
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,259
Let me just paint a picture for you.
286
00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:55,079
- Right.
- Because today,
287
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,399
a good portion of my day
288
00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,339
has involved driving up the I-5,
289
00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:04,039
finding pieces of my witness
290
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,419
scattered around the interstate,
291
00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,541
his head was run over
292
00:12:09,542 --> 00:12:10,833
by a school bus
293
00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:13,041
full of children on a field trip!
294
00:12:13,042 --> 00:12:15,041
- Really?
- Yeah, really!
295
00:12:15,042 --> 00:12:17,125
They were going to see the
space shuttle or some shit.
296
00:12:17,126 --> 00:12:19,200
Spoiler alert: they didn't make it.
297
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,659
They're talking to trauma counselors.
298
00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:24,719
Why? Because you fucked up.
299
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:25,916
Oops, sorry.
300
00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:27,792
Let me tell you what's
happening here. Okay?
301
00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:29,499
Because of your actions,
302
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,999
the Las Hormigas Cartel
are now underground
303
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,339
where they will remain
until their next shipment
304
00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:37,160
in some six to eight months.
305
00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:40,739
We have nothing to go on.
We have no new leads.
306
00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:41,749
And because of you,
307
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:45,769
the one witness we had is
gone. You fucked me here.
308
00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:47,059
Hey, well, uh, honestly,
309
00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:48,959
I mean, I can't say it enough, "Oops,"
310
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,939
but on the flip side, you
know, a criminal's dead,
311
00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:52,334
so I kind of did my job.
312
00:12:52,335 --> 00:12:54,100
Are we done?
313
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:58,958
So you just straight-up killed this guy,
314
00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:01,409
- destroyed my case...
- Yeah.
315
00:13:01,410 --> 00:13:03,084
... and you don't give a shit.
316
00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:05,399
I think the salient fact here, though,
317
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,199
is that there's no coffee here.
318
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,084
You did say coffee, I think. Did he not?
319
00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:10,799
- Do you still want a coffee?
- I do.
320
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,291
We'd love some coffee.
321
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,279
[SIGHS]
322
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,079
[LAUGHS]
323
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,619
DUSTIN: Okay.
324
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:22,099
Well, I'm gonna go out
there and talk to my guys.
325
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,809
- This is a wild turn of events.
- Okay.
326
00:13:24,810 --> 00:13:27,199
Very interesting. Okay.
327
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,819
I'm gonna take my coffee with me.
328
00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:34,249
[CACKLING]
329
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:38,820
Oops, sorry. [LAUGHS]
330
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,290
He liked that.
331
00:13:41,292 --> 00:13:42,916
What are you doing?
332
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:45,374
I'm done.
333
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:46,799
♪
334
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,000
[SNIFFLES]
335
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,499
Hey, Fats. You miss me?
336
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,619
Janice, you're back.
337
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,083
Well, in the flesh, for now.
338
00:13:56,084 --> 00:13:58,623
What-what happened to Brookvale prison?
339
00:13:58,624 --> 00:13:59,679
Well, I got on a list,
340
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,519
and I can still get you
on a list, all right?
341
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,917
So, last chance, Fats.
342
00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:04,739
[SIGHS] Honestly, maybe.
343
00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:07,459
You were right about this
place. It's getting bizarre.
344
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:09,208
BOPBOT [AS JANICE]: What are
you bitches clucking about?
345
00:14:09,209 --> 00:14:12,109
What the fuck? Now it sounds like me?
346
00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:14,019
Well, yeah, I set it to your voice once,
347
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,623
and now I can't turn it off.
348
00:14:15,624 --> 00:14:18,166
Oh. Sounds like you
missed me or something.
349
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:20,333
Um, yeah, I guess I did.
350
00:14:20,334 --> 00:14:22,541
- [CHUCKLES] Yeah, no, that's okay.
- All right.
351
00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:24,666
- Yeah, that's not who we are.
- Yeah, we don't do that.
352
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:27,029
So, like, did you make
up with Clint? Or...
353
00:14:27,030 --> 00:14:28,559
- [LAUGHS]
- I don't understand. How are you here?
354
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:33,449
Let's just say I told Clint
that he was Mason's father.
355
00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:34,916
W... Really?
356
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,705
And he totally believed me.
357
00:14:36,706 --> 00:14:39,259
That's insane. You can't
do that to someone.
358
00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:40,291
Oh, give me a break.
359
00:14:40,292 --> 00:14:43,125
After everything he did to me,
don't you think he deserved it?
360
00:14:43,126 --> 00:14:45,419
- Whose side are you on?
- Yours.
361
00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,039
The truth is,
362
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,199
he might be.
363
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,459
- Really?
- Well, he could be.
364
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,319
- Could be?
- He is.
365
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,289
Mason is Clint's son.
366
00:14:57,290 --> 00:14:58,689
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
367
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,625
You should've seen his
face when I told him.
368
00:15:00,626 --> 00:15:02,329
He totally bought it.
369
00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:06,199
Okay, well, he bought it
because it's the truth.
370
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:10,279
Yeah. He bought it hook,
line and sinker. Right?
371
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,439
[CHUCKLES] It was, like, straight out
372
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,959
of one of those Ocean movies.
373
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,249
I swindled him.
374
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:16,139
- You told him the truth.
- I told him the truth
375
00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:17,240
and he believed me.
376
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,989
Anyhoozle, how long
has this Shitbox 2000
377
00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:21,999
been impersonating me?
378
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,279
BOPBOT: Well, now you're
back. Let's get to work.
379
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,899
- [SIGHS] Too long.
- Yeah, too long.
380
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,779
Let's do some rearranging, shall we?
381
00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,829
Let's take this piece of shit
382
00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:31,979
and put it next to this piece of shit.
383
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:34,749
And add this piece of shit,
and then clear the air.
384
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,900
- [OVERLAPPING VOICES PROTESTING]
- Gone!
385
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,920
[CLEARS THROAT]
386
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:48,479
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
387
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,339
- Okay.
- Okay.
388
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:53,719
Well, I have talked to some
of my colleagues out there,
389
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,079
and just so that we are clear,
390
00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:00,640
Cullen, you are alone
claiming responsibility
391
00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:02,399
for the death of Gary Westbrook?
392
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,619
Yeah.
393
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:06,499
'Cause I'll tell you what.
Right now, you are looking at,
394
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,439
at best, criminal negligence.
395
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,079
At worst, manslaughter.
396
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,979
Still comfortable with that?
397
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:14,939
- Of course we're not.
- Yeah, yeah, we are.
398
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,199
I mean, honestly,
399
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,239
so what?
400
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,359
A criminal's dead.
401
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,599
I mean, you lost your witness, sure.
402
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,879
I lost my girlfriend.
People lose shit all the time.
403
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,499
If you're gonna charge
me, just charge me.
404
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,069
'Cause this whole little dance here,
405
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:27,082
I don't need it.
406
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,719
- Cullen...
- No, fuck it.
407
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,160
I'm not intimidated by him anymore.
408
00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:32,059
I mean, you FBI guys, you're just cops
409
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,139
that went to private school.
410
00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:34,584
I mean, we're out there
doing it every day.
411
00:16:34,585 --> 00:16:35,900
What do you actually do?
412
00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:42,139
[LAUGHS]
413
00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:43,750
You really don't give a shit, do you?
414
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,999
I got to admit, I kind of like it.
415
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,579
Listen, man, I'm not gonna lie to you.
416
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:52,019
If we're gonna take down
people like El Chappie
417
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:53,439
and guys like him,
418
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,279
I need cold-blooded assholes
like you out there.
419
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,179
I'm gonna say this once,
420
00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,099
never gonna speak about it again.
421
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,584
There's an opening on my
team. I'd like you to take it.
422
00:17:02,585 --> 00:17:05,160
What... ?
423
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:06,239
CULLEN: Man, I'm flattered,
424
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,334
but it's a no.
425
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,579
You should really think about this.
426
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:11,939
I thought about it. It's no.
427
00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:13,359
I'm not gonna ask again.
428
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,099
You've already asked, like, three times.
429
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,917
It's-it's a no. No means no.
430
00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:23,249
Ooh, that only makes me want you more.
431
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,399
It's too bad, huh?
432
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,659
TOLBECK: Cullen,
433
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:26,819
this is your way out.
434
00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:28,709
- What else you gonna do?
- You know what?
435
00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:32,260
I, uh, I'm thinking
I might just do nothing.
436
00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:33,499
Just nothing.
437
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,779
DUSTIN: Okay, okay, final...
438
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:38,779
- final offer, right now.
- Mm-hmm.
439
00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:40,333
Are you in or are you out?
440
00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:41,542
I think we're done here.
441
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:43,679
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
442
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,489
You're turning this down?
443
00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:48,859
- What gives you that idea?
- Cullen.
444
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,620
Cullen!
445
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,839
Look, we've had a bad day today.
446
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,379
He's just not himself.
447
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,719
Let me just go talk to him.
448
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:03,520
I'm sure everything
will be just... fine.
449
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,779
Cullen.
450
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,679
Goddamn it.
451
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,160
Dustin, you went in too hard.
452
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:12,359
You showed your hand,
453
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,119
and then he can just throw
it back in your face
454
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,239
and walk out.
455
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,639
Oh, when he walked
out, it was cool, huh?
456
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,667
Ooh, I would love a walkout like that.
457
00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:23,339
- ♪ There she is ♪
- [SIGHS]
458
00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:27,239
♪ Perfectly framed by the
woods she painted green... ♪
459
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,979
_
460
00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:33,959
TOLBECK: Well, I guess this is
where I'm supposed to give you
461
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:37,779
some big sexy speech about
what it means to be a cop.
462
00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:41,719
But I'm not gonna do that.
463
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,839
I will tell you this:
464
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,999
there is no one way to be a cop.
465
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,359
There are happy cops, sad cops,
466
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,999
good cops, bad cops,
467
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,019
black cops, white cops.
468
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:55,099
Cops who like to stay up late,
469
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,019
cops who like to go to bed early.
470
00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:01,199
There's only one way to mess it up,
471
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:04,920
and that is to be a cop
who isn't true to himself.
472
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,040
♪ No, you could not... ♪
473
00:19:09,042 --> 00:19:12,289
- Huh? Did you say something?
- [MUSIC STOPS]
474
00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:15,099
Yeah, I just said a lot.
475
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,199
Oh, you did? I'm sor...
476
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,705
- my bad... sorry.
- [SIGHS]
477
00:19:17,706 --> 00:19:19,979
- What-What's up?
- I was telling you
478
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:22,619
what it means to be a cop today.
479
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,639
You mean, like, a pep talk?
480
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,919
You gave a full... pep talk, and I...
481
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,789
- Yes.
- I missed the whole?
482
00:19:27,790 --> 00:19:29,219
- Can you do it again?
- No.
483
00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:30,359
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, wait, wait.
484
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,167
- This is... this is perfect. This is perfect.
- [PHONE CHIMES]
485
00:19:32,168 --> 00:19:34,619
Hey, guys, Officer Reinhardt here.
486
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:37,699
Uh, I am, uh, first day on the job.
487
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:38,799
We're here, we're cruising.
488
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,119
We're trying to catch those bad guys.
489
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:43,619
I'm here with SDPD
veteran Officer Tolbell,
490
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,859
and he's going to give you
491
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:46,417
some words of wisdom, so listen up.
492
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:52,699
Um... just be yourself.
493
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,319
That's it?
494
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,559
- Yeah.
- Great. Cool.
495
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,239
Awesome. "Be yourself."
496
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,667
Oh, I know what I want to say.
497
00:19:58,668 --> 00:20:01,139
Okay.
498
00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:03,239
- You want to start it over?
- No. It's live.
499
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,439
- It's live?
- Yeah, the whole thing's going live.
500
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,279
Oh, um...
501
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,879
Just go. Don't worry.
502
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,699
Keep it real.
503
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,499
Th-That's all?
504
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,399
- Yeah, that's it.
- Great. That's great.
505
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,499
Amazing.
506
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,419
Yeah, keep it real.
507
00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,909
[SIGHS]
508
00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:23,500
So, what kind of cop
was your old partner?
509
00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:29,740
That is a long story.
510
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,959
- ♪ There he is ♪
- [BIRDS CHIRPING]
511
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,459
♪ Playing in his band now ♪
512
00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:43,139
♪ Just for kicks ♪
513
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:48,240
♪ And I shuffle my way
up to the front row ♪
514
00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:54,039
♪ Standing still ♪
515
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,719
♪ I can see him singing ♪
516
00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:00,219
♪ With his eyes closed... ♪
517
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:01,959
FBI DISPATCHER: Operation
Mouse Trap. Go! Go! Go! Go!
518
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:06,119
♪ I hope you keep singing with your ♪
519
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:10,579
♪ Eyes closed ♪
520
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:11,589
♪ Whoa-oh ♪
521
00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:14,199
I'm in the south tower.
Heading to the roof.
522
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:20,039
♪ Oh, but prove yourself ♪
523
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:24,659
♪ No, you could not have moved on... ♪
524
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:27,180
Freeze! Special Agent Cullen!
525
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,619
♪ Lie to me ♪
526
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:34,917
- Whoa.
- Why waste a bullet, right?
527
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,299
[LAUGHS]
528
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:38,859
- Hey, that's a pretty cool line, man.
- Thanks, man.
529
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:41,659
Yeah, you should use it when you
tell his widow that he's dead.
530
00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:43,799
- I probably will.
- All right, you ready to do this?
531
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,619
- Let's grip it...
- And rip it.
532
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:49,459
- Stay down, fuckers!
- Police!
533
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:52,639
CULLEN: On the ground.
On the fucking ground!
534
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,957
[SIRENS WAILING]
535
00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:55,459
DUSTIN: Oh, you killed that guy, Cullen.
536
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:57,359
- Oh, yeah.
- You're some kind of psycho.
537
00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:01,050
- CULLEN: That's right.
- ♪ Oh, I wish you well ♪
538
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,580
♪ Oh, I wish you well ♪
539
00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:08,740
♪ Oh, I wish you well ♪
540
00:22:08,770 --> 00:22:13,119
♪ Even though my heart is breaking... ♪
541
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:16,559
Okay, El Chapshit, keep
quiet and don't say a word,
542
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,199
or there's gonna be trouble.
543
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,219
But if you do as you're told,
544
00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:21,579
there's still gonna be trouble.
545
00:22:21,580 --> 00:22:22,589
- Right?
- Right?
546
00:22:22,590 --> 00:22:24,379
- You little bitch!
- Right. 'Cause we own you, motherfucker.
547
00:22:24,380 --> 00:22:27,624
- We're your bosses. We own you.
- We will destroy you,
548
00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:29,291
- motherfucker! Yeah.
- Boss ladies.
549
00:22:29,292 --> 00:22:31,260
- Ugh!
- Geez, another old guy.
550
00:22:31,270 --> 00:22:32,791
What is this, a retirement village?
551
00:22:32,792 --> 00:22:35,529
Hey, I saw some hot neo-Nazis
out on the quad doing burpees.
552
00:22:35,530 --> 00:22:37,040
- Let's go.
- Yes.
553
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,859
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
554
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,749
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555
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:47,099
♪ There she dreams ♪
556
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:50,069
♪ Dreaming all the dreams ♪
557
00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:53,079
♪ I used to dream ♪
558
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,040
♪ Whoa-oh, now ♪
559
00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:59,374
♪ Oh, whoa-oh ♪
560
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:02,624
♪ Oh, but prove ♪
561
00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:06,589
♪ Yourself ♪
562
00:23:06,590 --> 00:23:09,499
♪ No, you could not have ♪
563
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:14,875
♪ Moved on this well. ♪
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