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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,167 --> 00:00:09,041 Previously on No Activity... 2 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:10,759 You know the Las Hormigas Cartel 3 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,019 - that she's giving evidence against? - Yeah. 4 00:00:12,020 --> 00:00:13,416 - Oh. - I worked the case last year. 5 00:00:13,417 --> 00:00:15,249 Effective immediately, 6 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:17,159 each desk will receive 7 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,299 a BopBot. 8 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:22,416 Dispatch will be partially automated. 9 00:00:22,417 --> 00:00:23,749 My wife has left me. 10 00:00:23,750 --> 00:00:26,079 I cannot be by myself in San Diego. 11 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:27,199 You know what, you're not gonna be. 12 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,542 - 'Cause you're gonna stay with me tonight. - I cannot... 13 00:00:28,543 --> 00:00:30,124 GARY: What do we know about the target? 14 00:00:30,125 --> 00:00:32,583 - Who are they? What do they do? - Nothing. 15 00:00:32,584 --> 00:00:36,167 Just whoever checks into that room next. 16 00:00:38,709 --> 00:00:40,139 [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 17 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,900 - [GUNSHOT] - [THUD] 18 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,189 [PA CHIMES] 19 00:00:44,190 --> 00:00:46,009 WOMAN: Paging Dr. Buchanan. 20 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:48,099 Dr. Buchanan. 21 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:50,159 [GROANS] It's bright. 22 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,499 Yeah, it's a hospital. It tends to be bright. 23 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:53,979 - Oh, God. - You know what, 24 00:00:53,980 --> 00:00:55,259 you don't have to be here. 25 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:56,369 - I do. - Can't stress that enough. 26 00:00:56,370 --> 00:00:59,659 I cannot be alone tonight. 27 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:02,579 - Okay. - You are the only thing I have 28 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:04,916 - in this town, man. - Mm-hmm. 29 00:01:04,917 --> 00:01:06,334 You're the only thing I have. 30 00:01:06,335 --> 00:01:08,580 Okay. Okay. 31 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,579 - God, it's so bright. - Yeah. 32 00:01:12,580 --> 00:01:14,479 You can close your eyes, or you can leave. 33 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:17,899 I'm not gonna ask the hospital to turn its lights down, okay? 34 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:19,041 I'm here to protect Doris. 35 00:01:19,042 --> 00:01:20,619 Who? 36 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:22,399 Doris Silva, 37 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,009 the prisoner-turned-witness that you lost on the plane. 38 00:01:25,010 --> 00:01:27,208 Oh. Did we find her? 39 00:01:27,209 --> 00:01:29,449 Yeah. And then she got shot. 40 00:01:29,450 --> 00:01:31,119 - Is this ringing a bell... for you? - Yeah. 41 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,709 No, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 42 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:34,709 It is. 43 00:01:34,710 --> 00:01:37,619 [SIGHS] I got gaps, though, if I'm being honest. 44 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:38,830 Okay. 45 00:01:38,834 --> 00:01:43,069 I just... man, I-I just want to let you know... 46 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:45,039 I'm not usually like this. 47 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,499 It's okay. I know. 48 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:48,519 No, I've got... I've got to say this. 49 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,329 You-you have seen me raw. 50 00:01:50,330 --> 00:01:51,875 What the fuck happened to your face? 51 00:01:51,876 --> 00:01:53,719 What happened? 52 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,319 Oh. 53 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,499 [HISSES IN PAIN] Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 54 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,169 No, last night was bad. 55 00:01:59,170 --> 00:02:00,719 Yeah, okay. Um, it's okay. 56 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,249 - Last night was bad. - All right. 57 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:05,239 I haven't had a drink in nine years. 58 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,249 Uh-huh. 59 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:08,541 Nine years, Exit Lane. 60 00:02:08,542 --> 00:02:10,749 Express Lane. Mm. 61 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:12,749 - Huh? - No, you just... 62 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:14,569 You called me... Oh, fuck. Doesn't matter. 63 00:02:14,570 --> 00:02:15,583 Excuse me, sir. 64 00:02:15,584 --> 00:02:17,541 Uh, you're gonna have to go around, I'm afraid. 65 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:19,199 - Stop there, please. - This is the only 66 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,949 - wheelchair-accessible hallway. - I know. 67 00:02:20,950 --> 00:02:22,699 You're gonna have to go back down to the lobby, 68 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:25,499 then use the east wing elevator, okay? This area's cordoned off. 69 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,032 I'm just trying to get to that door right there. 70 00:02:27,033 --> 00:02:28,624 I understand. You're gonna have to go around. 71 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:29,832 Come on, man. I'm a veteran. 72 00:02:29,833 --> 00:02:31,679 He said you have to go around! 73 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,541 Thank you for your service, but you have to go around. 74 00:02:34,542 --> 00:02:37,459 You have to go around. 75 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:44,289 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 76 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:46,917 ♪ 77 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:51,559 [GRUNTS] 78 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,039 God, this thing is great. Whew. 79 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,399 - Mm-hmm. - [SIGHS] 80 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:56,416 I feel like a new man. 81 00:02:56,417 --> 00:02:58,791 - Mm. - You know, doctors do this all the time. 82 00:02:58,792 --> 00:03:00,479 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah, yeah. 83 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,958 Get drunk, go to bed, stab, stab, stab, 84 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:04,589 fall asleep. [WHISTLES] 85 00:03:04,590 --> 00:03:06,959 Fresh as a daisy. 86 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,399 That's nice. 87 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,419 That's really nice. 88 00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:13,179 - You-you have her as your screen saver. - Yeah. 89 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:14,189 - Is it Stacy? - Sophie. 90 00:03:14,190 --> 00:03:15,250 Sophie. Right. 91 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,289 Make sure that you are her screen saver. 92 00:03:18,290 --> 00:03:19,917 I will. 93 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,160 Are you her screen saver? 94 00:03:22,167 --> 00:03:23,873 I think Pinchy, her cat, is her... 95 00:03:23,874 --> 00:03:26,899 Pinchy? Pinchy the cat's the screen saver, not you? 96 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:28,624 - No, he-he's... - You know what, 97 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,208 fuck that cat. I'm gonna get you on that screen saver. 98 00:03:31,209 --> 00:03:33,709 - No, that's okay. - Well, it's already taken care of. 99 00:03:33,710 --> 00:03:34,819 Pinchy's cactus. 100 00:03:34,820 --> 00:03:36,739 Cactus? What are... 101 00:03:36,740 --> 00:03:38,039 - what are you gonna do? - What I'm gonna do? 102 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,360 - Yeah. - I'm gonna do whatever it takes. 103 00:03:39,375 --> 00:03:42,124 - I've got your back, Exit Lane. - Okay, okay. 104 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:43,583 Express... Mm. 105 00:03:43,584 --> 00:03:45,369 - Hmm? - [SIGHS] 106 00:03:45,370 --> 00:03:46,479 I can't believe I'm saying this. 107 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,839 You called me Express Lane last night. 108 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,539 You've been calling me... you've been calling me 109 00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:50,849 - Exit Lane tonight. - Fuck, that's right. 110 00:03:50,850 --> 00:03:51,859 - That's right. - It's okay. It's not a big deal. 111 00:03:51,860 --> 00:03:53,499 - I just need consistency. That's all. - Oh, fuck. 112 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,959 - That's right. - I don't mind which it is. 113 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,939 It is a big deal, and I am sorry, 114 00:03:56,940 --> 00:04:00,499 and I'm never gonna call you that again, Express Lane. 115 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:01,916 Or you can call me Cullen. 116 00:04:01,917 --> 00:04:03,584 - It's the other option. - Cullen? 117 00:04:03,585 --> 00:04:04,699 My name. 118 00:04:04,700 --> 00:04:06,999 - Nah. That doesn't suit you. - Fine. 119 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,499 - Gonna go with Express Lane. - Okay. 120 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,999 - [CHUCKLES] - Okay. 121 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,859 Oh, man. 122 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:14,439 Oh, um... [CLEARS THROAT] 123 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:18,416 I wanted to make sure that it's okay that I stay with you. 124 00:04:18,417 --> 00:04:20,124 What's that? 125 00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:22,129 I-I didn't want to impose, so I just wanted 126 00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:23,541 to make sure that the offer still stands. 127 00:04:23,542 --> 00:04:25,708 When did we discuss that? 128 00:04:25,709 --> 00:04:26,959 On the plane. You said I could stay with you. 129 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,339 Oh, no, that was... but yeah. 130 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:30,459 But that was for last night. But you went out last night. 131 00:04:30,460 --> 00:04:32,059 - Oh, yeah, man. - You know. 132 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:33,699 Last night was crazy. 133 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:35,541 - Right. - I'm not really ready to talk about it. 134 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:38,705 That's fine. But presumably, the department got you a hotel? 135 00:04:38,706 --> 00:04:40,779 Yeah. No, yeah. Th-They put me up for two nights, 136 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:41,959 - but then... but then after that... - Right. 137 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:42,979 - ... I'm on my own. - Well, after that, 138 00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:44,458 you go back to Wichita, I guess. 139 00:04:44,459 --> 00:04:46,417 Why would I go back to Wichita? 140 00:04:46,418 --> 00:04:48,789 Because your life is in Wichita? 141 00:04:48,790 --> 00:04:50,749 Oh, I don't... There's nothing for me there. 142 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,639 - Really? - I'm not going back to Wichita. 143 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,979 No, no, no. Yeah, we... 144 00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:57,479 [LAUGHS]: We-we are not in Kansas anymore, Exit Lane. 145 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,579 - Express Lane. - Express Lane. 146 00:04:58,580 --> 00:05:00,039 Fuck me in the dick. 147 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,159 - I am sorry. - It's fine. 148 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,600 Express Lane, Express Lane, Express Lane, 149 00:05:02,630 --> 00:05:04,640 Express Lane, Express Lane, Express Lane, Express Lane, 150 00:05:04,670 --> 00:05:06,600 Express Lane, Express Lane, Express Lane, Express Lane, 151 00:05:06,630 --> 00:05:08,670 Express Lane, Express Lane, Express Lane, Express Lane, 152 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:10,310 Express Lane, Express Lane, Express Lane, 153 00:05:10,334 --> 00:05:13,560 Express Lane, Express Lane, Express Lane, Express Lane... 154 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:28,079 Hey. I told you to start the timer when the liquid's mixed. 155 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,799 Ah, that's right. Sorry. 156 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,599 - I missed that. - [CHUCKLES]: Yeah. 157 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:35,375 Yeah, you've been missing a lot of things lately, Gary. 158 00:05:37,260 --> 00:05:38,458 Hey. 159 00:05:38,459 --> 00:05:41,458 You don't need to say stuff like that. Okay? Like... 160 00:05:41,459 --> 00:05:43,959 - What? - Well, I just don't need you 161 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:48,479 to make me feel worse, 'cause I already feel bad naturally. 162 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:52,559 Okay? I winged her. It's half-done, Chief. 163 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,739 No, it's not "half-done," Gary. 164 00:05:55,740 --> 00:05:59,199 It's double not-done, Gary. 165 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,699 I mean, who only shoots once? 166 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:04,639 She fell. I... What do you want me to do? 167 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,579 I'm not gonna riddle her with bullets, man. I'm a feminist. 168 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:10,289 Uh, feminism means equality. 169 00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:13,179 I treat all my kills with the same level of respect. 170 00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:16,540 This is what a feminist shoots like. 171 00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:21,609 - [BOTH SIGH] - What's next? 172 00:06:21,610 --> 00:06:22,699 Uh... 173 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:26,949 Just says "agitate vigorously for 45 minutes"? 174 00:06:26,950 --> 00:06:30,079 - Is this right? - Yeah. 175 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,160 It worked last time. 176 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:33,500 What was last time? 177 00:06:35,084 --> 00:06:38,039 Oh, yeah. Yeah, the elephant. 178 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,619 Oh, my God. "Kill his pet." 179 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:43,279 And then we show up looking for a cat. 180 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:45,999 And we see that shadow. Wow. 181 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,620 That was a huge elephant. 182 00:06:48,630 --> 00:06:50,579 In a small room. 183 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:52,779 [CHUCKLES]: I guess we kind of, if you think about it, 184 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:55,539 - killed the elephant in the room. - Gary. 185 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,039 That's right. 186 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,584 I forgot you don't like talking about that. I'm sorry, pal. 187 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:05,309 Remember that elephant had a name? 188 00:07:05,310 --> 00:07:06,399 What was it? Oh, Walter. 189 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,730 CHIEF: Gary! 190 00:07:11,020 --> 00:07:12,659 Bonsoir, mademoiselles. 191 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:14,399 Ugh. What do you want? 192 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,874 - Hi, Clint. - Great news. 193 00:07:15,875 --> 00:07:19,749 BopBot just had an update... 194 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:20,916 now. 195 00:07:20,917 --> 00:07:22,749 [BEEPING] 196 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,041 How you feeling, BopBot? 197 00:07:24,042 --> 00:07:25,749 BOPBOT [CLINT'S VOICE]: Feel great. Thanks, Clint. 198 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:28,291 - Ready to get to work. - That's my boy. 199 00:07:28,292 --> 00:07:30,916 - What the fuck? Now it has your voice? - What? 200 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:32,079 No, it doesn't. 201 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,959 - It obviously does. - Come on. 202 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,291 That's a standard American male voice. 203 00:07:36,292 --> 00:07:38,208 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] Say, "Hello. I'm Clint." 204 00:07:38,209 --> 00:07:39,791 Hello. I'm Clint. 205 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:41,916 - Now you. - Hello. I'm BopBot. 206 00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:42,917 No, say "Clint." 207 00:07:42,918 --> 00:07:44,389 I'm programmed not to lie. 208 00:07:44,390 --> 00:07:45,749 [SCOFFS] I know it's you. 209 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:48,559 [SIGHS] Janice, I'm flattered you think so, 210 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,664 but that voice tested very highly 211 00:07:50,665 --> 00:07:51,739 in our market research. 212 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:53,999 Especially with cranky middle-aged women. 213 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,939 - BOPBOT: Ha, ha, ha. - [LAUGHTER] 214 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:57,805 - He got you, Janice. - Yeah. Sorry, 215 00:07:57,806 --> 00:07:59,041 Janice, but he got you. 216 00:07:59,042 --> 00:08:00,119 FATIMA: Wow, funny. 217 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,279 Just when I thought this thing 218 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,291 - couldn't get any worse. - Look, 219 00:08:03,292 --> 00:08:06,079 they don't all have the standard American male voice. 220 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:07,791 All the BopBots are different now. 221 00:08:07,792 --> 00:08:09,333 Great. Can we change ours, then? 222 00:08:09,334 --> 00:08:10,708 I'm afraid not. 223 00:08:10,709 --> 00:08:13,291 - Oh, right. - You see, that would upset the apple cart. 224 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:17,260 But the good news is that this little guy will adapt to us. 225 00:08:17,270 --> 00:08:20,619 He thinks and he feels just like us. 226 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:21,939 But he's not just like us. 227 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:23,579 They only think what you tell it to think. 228 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:24,708 There's no free will. 229 00:08:24,709 --> 00:08:26,339 So, if I could just jump in here. 230 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,899 - Clint, do you mind? - No, please. 231 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:32,339 Science has demonstrated that human free will is an illusion. 232 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:34,583 - An unfolding of predetermined... - BopBot, sorry, 233 00:08:34,584 --> 00:08:36,582 can I stop you there for a second? 234 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,939 - Sure, buddy. What's up? - This is really fascinating, 235 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:40,084 what you're talking about, 236 00:08:40,085 --> 00:08:43,119 but can we just take it down, like, 75%, 237 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,458 so she gets it? 238 00:08:44,459 --> 00:08:46,708 Okay. Hey, Janice, remember last season 239 00:08:46,709 --> 00:08:49,125 on The Bachelor when Tiffany didn't get the rose? 240 00:08:49,126 --> 00:08:52,084 Mute. Just fucking mute. Go mute yourself. 241 00:08:53,584 --> 00:08:55,459 Goddamn it, I hate him. 242 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:57,374 Oh, and thanks for the support. 243 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:59,660 I always have your back. 244 00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:03,791 ♪ 245 00:09:03,792 --> 00:09:05,699 [KEYS CLACKING] 246 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:07,708 What is your address? 247 00:09:07,709 --> 00:09:10,230 - What's that? - Uh, the U-Haul needs it. 248 00:09:11,540 --> 00:09:13,859 - Um... - They're, uh, packing up my dojo for me. 249 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:15,664 And that-that's all I'm gonna bring. 250 00:09:15,665 --> 00:09:16,999 - Okay? - You say dojo? 251 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,249 - Mm-hmm. - You mean, like karate? 252 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:20,319 Yeah. Yeah, I've got this sweet home dojo. 253 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,414 You are gonna love it. 254 00:09:21,415 --> 00:09:23,639 [LAUGHS] It's, uh... it's the full kit. 255 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,124 I've got the strike shields, 256 00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:26,539 a full combat ring, 257 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:29,279 - a beautiful ash maple belt display. - Mm. 258 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:32,579 And then every kind of martial arts weapon under the sun. 259 00:09:32,580 --> 00:09:35,369 So many nunchakus. 260 00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:36,599 - Really good stuff. - The only thing is my place 261 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,609 is pretty small. 262 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,542 I don't think I'm gonna have room for a full dojo. 263 00:09:39,543 --> 00:09:41,439 - Damn it. Really? - Yeah. 264 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:44,039 - It's not gonna work, I'm afraid. - Oh, God, I love my dojo. 265 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,624 Oh, well. 266 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:48,539 Could we... 267 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:50,419 Is there a... No, no, no, 268 00:09:50,420 --> 00:09:51,429 - that's nuts. That's nuts. - No, no. It is. 269 00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:53,439 - It is. It is. It is. - What I was about to say is absolutely insane. 270 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,869 - Yeah. - What if, um... 271 00:09:55,870 --> 00:09:56,999 No. 272 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,375 What if we got, like, a bigger place together? 273 00:09:59,376 --> 00:10:02,119 And then I could help out with the rent, 274 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,874 and then I wouldn't feel like a freeloader. 275 00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:05,749 Huh? 276 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,124 Listen, uh, you know what? 277 00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:08,999 Excuse me, where did you get that drip? 278 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,369 Oh. I, uh, commandeered it. 279 00:10:11,370 --> 00:10:12,919 You can't just commandeer it. 280 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,239 Oh, wait a minute. Do we know each other? 281 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:17,539 - What? - S... Sandra? 282 00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:19,119 - No. - From Wichita? 283 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,625 - [SIGHING]: No. - Did we... ? 284 00:10:20,626 --> 00:10:22,039 No. No. 285 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,919 No. No. Th-This happens to me. 286 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,583 - I have one of those faces. - Uh, 287 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:26,873 excuse me. You-you can't go in there. 288 00:10:26,874 --> 00:10:28,123 I just need to empty the catheter bag. 289 00:10:28,124 --> 00:10:30,080 - No. We'll do it. - Okay, well, I mean, I can go... 290 00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:31,759 - Well, wait, let's talk about it. - Fine. 291 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,699 No, no, no, no. Uh... 292 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:34,959 - You want to do it together? - No. 293 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,199 - I didn't want to do this at all. - Oh, agreed. Sounds gross. 294 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,458 No, I wanted to watch her do it. 295 00:10:38,459 --> 00:10:39,624 Yeah, you did. [LAUGHING] 296 00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:41,708 So... 297 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:45,739 where do we fall on this dojo situation? 298 00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:46,919 Because there is a world 299 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,079 where we could do, like, a compact half dojo. 300 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,279 I'm just gonna do it now. You know, knock it on the head. 301 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,869 Better. 302 00:10:52,870 --> 00:10:56,179 It's just that I-I need the address still for the... 303 00:10:56,180 --> 00:10:59,539 So I can begin the process with the U-Haul. 304 00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:01,120 Express Lane. 305 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:03,790 Press Press. 306 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,919 So, what do we do after it's all mixed up? 307 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,623 Well, it's pretty obvious. 308 00:11:09,624 --> 00:11:11,873 You take the poison, you put it in a syringe, 309 00:11:11,874 --> 00:11:13,873 you get dressed in the doctor's disguise, 310 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,042 you go into the hospital, and you inject her. 311 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,999 - You finish the job. - Me? 312 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,333 - Yeah. - I can't do it. 313 00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:21,389 - Why not? - I can't go into a hospital. 314 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:22,799 You know that. I haven't been in one 315 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,599 since I caught my mom cheating on my dad 316 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,042 when General Hospital was on TV. 317 00:11:26,043 --> 00:11:28,529 Yeah, well, my dad cheated on my mom 318 00:11:28,530 --> 00:11:29,919 on our living room couch. 319 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,582 Doesn't mean I don't like couches. 320 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,399 I'm with you on that. Couches are weird. 321 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,042 Why's everybody sitting in a line? 322 00:11:35,043 --> 00:11:36,819 - [LAUGHS] - No, no. 323 00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:39,160 I-I don't have a problem with couches. 324 00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:40,529 - I... - Oh, I see. 325 00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:41,939 Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 326 00:11:41,940 --> 00:11:43,870 Some couches are cool. You're totally right. 327 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:47,079 No, I like all couches, Gary. 328 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,560 Got it. All couches are fine, and you've grown, uh, 329 00:11:50,570 --> 00:11:52,699 into this exceptional person I appreciate, 330 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:55,879 but I can't go into this hospital, man. 331 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,042 I don't look like a doctor. 332 00:11:57,043 --> 00:11:58,125 Says who? 333 00:11:59,340 --> 00:12:00,659 Society. 334 00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:02,955 When was the last time you saw a doctor? 335 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,339 - I don't know. Long time. - Right. 336 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:07,579 Well, I see docs all the time, 337 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:10,879 and the last... six I've seen 338 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,119 look just like you. 339 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,089 - Really? - Yeah. 340 00:12:15,090 --> 00:12:16,619 I look like a doctor? 341 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:19,833 - Yes, you do, Doctor. - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 342 00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:21,999 Thank you, Doctor. [CHUCKLES] 343 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,899 Wonderful surgery today, Doctor. 344 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,819 Couldn't have done it without you, Doctor. 345 00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:27,582 [LAUGHING]: Oh, you jest, Doc. 346 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,639 See you later, Doctor, on the course? 347 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,779 Uh... I don't follow, Doc. 348 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:33,079 Fore! 349 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,359 [LAUGHS]: Oh, yeah. 350 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,669 Hey, isn't it weird that our parents fucked that one time 351 00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:39,270 and we've never spoken about it? 352 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:47,649 - [STIRRING] - Sorry, man. Maybe not now. 353 00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:49,700 - Maybe another time. - [SIGHS] 354 00:12:49,709 --> 00:12:53,089 ♪ 355 00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:56,159 - [LIQUID TRICKLING] - There we go. 356 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,240 That's impressive. 357 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,289 [SIGHS] 358 00:13:07,290 --> 00:13:09,659 I just... I-I don't... 359 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:11,099 I don't know if you can hear me, 360 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:14,889 but I really hope you pull through. 361 00:13:14,890 --> 00:13:16,499 I really do. 362 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,939 For you. 363 00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:21,060 And for me a-a little bit. 364 00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:25,339 You know, if I'm being honest, 'cause, uh... 365 00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:29,659 it's been a tough year for me at work. 366 00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:31,659 You know, I-I used to be a detective, 367 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:34,719 but now... this. 368 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,333 And... 369 00:13:37,334 --> 00:13:40,249 My girlfriend is, uh... She... 370 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,879 She's my lieutenant. 371 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,779 Which is great. It's great. It's great. 372 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:47,049 I love it. I'm so there for her. 373 00:13:47,050 --> 00:13:49,123 But also, it's hard. I'm not gonna lie. 374 00:13:49,124 --> 00:13:51,769 You know, it's hard. But we're a great team. 375 00:13:51,770 --> 00:13:53,209 Kind of a power couple. 376 00:13:53,210 --> 00:13:56,719 Some people say, you know. 377 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,919 But I'm sure there are other people who are like, 378 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,199 "Hey, he must be jealous." 379 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,379 And you know what? I'm not. 380 00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:05,139 I'm not jealous. 381 00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:07,019 "Why not? She's hotter than you. 382 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,779 "She's younger than you. 383 00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:10,279 "She's more successful than you. 384 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,819 "She makes more money than you. 385 00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:13,417 She has more power than you." 386 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,499 I can't talk about this with anyone. 387 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,899 And, you know, not that it's important, 388 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:23,559 but I don't think she's that much hotter than me. 389 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,459 On a relative scale. 390 00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:26,979 You know what I mean? 391 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:29,619 I mean, she's-she's a bombshell, you know. 392 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:32,279 Beautiful, from some angles. 393 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,719 And then from other angles, you're like, 394 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,099 "Oh, yeah, yeah, that's a woman." 395 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:39,100 You know? She just happens to wear makeup. 396 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:43,619 I think... I think women... 397 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:46,399 have the advantage of wearing makeup. 398 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,739 And that does a lot. 399 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:52,179 You know, honestly, I think, if men wore makeup, 400 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:54,999 we would be equally attractive. 401 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,039 You know? Like birds. 402 00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,719 [INHALES DEEPLY] 403 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,879 [SIGHING]: Oh, God. 404 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,209 Anyway... 405 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:08,240 ... you're gonna be okay. 406 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:11,250 Thanks for listening. 407 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,839 Is that, um... Is that okay to do that? 408 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,460 Uh, I don't know... I don't know what to do anymore. 409 00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:19,542 It's a whole new world now. 410 00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:22,040 [CLICKS TONGUE] 411 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,999 [CLINT'S VOICE]: Let me know if I can do anything for you, ladies. 412 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,041 Yeah, you can stop using Clint's voice. 413 00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:34,124 I sense my speech update isn't to your liking, Janice. 414 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,874 Ugh. Oh, can you sense that? 415 00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,650 What else can you sense? 416 00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:41,439 - [ELECTRICAL CRACKLING] - Whoopsie. 417 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,079 - Malfunction. Malfunction. - Janice, what the hell? 418 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,416 - Mal... - What? It was an accident. 419 00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:48,458 - Mal... - Oh, no. BopBot. 420 00:15:48,459 --> 00:15:50,833 Mal... Shutting down. 421 00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:51,874 [POWERING DOWN] 422 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:54,959 - Oh, no. Janice... - What? I said it was an accident. 423 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,779 You killed BopBot. 424 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:59,119 How dare you accuse me of that. 425 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,959 I mean, how do you think I feel? I lost half a cup of coffee. 426 00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:04,979 Psych! I'm waterproof, Janice. 427 00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,999 I was totally pranking you. 428 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,939 [LAUGHING] 429 00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:10,624 Oh, my God. 430 00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:11,919 You really had us. 431 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,139 Oh, he's developing a sense of humor. 432 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,199 Isn't that amazing? 433 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,659 Okay. [CLEARS THROAT] Yeah. 434 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:20,292 Oh, wait, are you gonna get a hot cloth for BopBot? 435 00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:22,159 No, I'm gonna go throw up. 436 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:25,459 Okay, that's cool. Yeah, just a hot cloth would be great. 437 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,289 I'll-I'll see you soon. 438 00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:34,299 ♪ 439 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:37,190 I got something that'll cheer you up. 440 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,199 What am I looking at? 441 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,039 That's our new bar, buddy. 442 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:47,039 She's a beauty, isn't she? 443 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,799 Are they selling as is? 444 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,759 Yeah. Great price, great location. 445 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,060 [SIGHS] 446 00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:56,789 Yeah, maybe. 447 00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:58,699 Yeah, you know what, how about, 448 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,639 "Yes, thank you so much for finding that. 449 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,625 Now I don't have to kill another elephant"? 450 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,619 You keep trying to change our plan. 451 00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:09,379 No, I don't. It's the same plan 452 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:10,699 that we had since we were 13. 453 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:13,869 We were gonna have, like, bays, and bikers ride up. 454 00:17:13,870 --> 00:17:16,379 Well, let me ask you this. 455 00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,999 Are we still planning on having strippers? 456 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,879 No, no, that's a 13-year-old boy's idea. 457 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,579 - [CLICKING TONGUE] - Don't you want, like, a grown-up place? 458 00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,539 That is exactly what I want. 459 00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,479 An adult establishment. 460 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,119 You don't even want to serve liquor. 461 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:33,659 Liquor licenses cost too much, and the tax on liquor's insane. 462 00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:37,159 Well, if I can't get a drink, then it's not a bar. 463 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,292 But you can get a drink. 464 00:17:38,293 --> 00:17:40,249 - Of what? - Of coffee. 465 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,199 You're gonna love this coffee. 466 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:46,249 It comes in a beautiful stoneware ceramic mug. 467 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,749 No to-go cups. 468 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,979 You're either drinking it there, 469 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,659 or you're getting out of our hair. 470 00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:51,939 And you like money, right? 471 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,899 Because it costs 14 cents to make that cup of coffee, 472 00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:57,042 but then we sell it for four dollars, Chief. 473 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,460 You're not talking about a bar. 474 00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:04,329 You're describing a café. 475 00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:07,139 What? Get the f... 476 00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,659 What the f... ? 477 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:10,599 G... 478 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,409 G, it's me. 479 00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:14,879 Shit. Shit. 480 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,499 - What's going on? - [EXHALES SHARPLY] 481 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,539 Chief, I think the idea changed on me 482 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:20,549 from bar to coffee shop, 483 00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:23,834 and I'm... guilty of trying to sneak that past you. 484 00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:30,079 [CLEARS THROAT] 485 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,199 I guess while we're sitting here talking about it, though, 486 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:35,750 would you want to open a coffee shop with me, Chief? 487 00:18:40,209 --> 00:18:41,409 No. 488 00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:43,039 - No. - Not at all. 489 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,329 Oh. 490 00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:46,019 [ALARM BEEPING] 491 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:47,119 Go time! 492 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,699 [SIGHS] Here we go. 493 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:51,289 - You've got this. - Okay. 494 00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,519 I got to put this doctor's costume on. 495 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,159 [CHUCKLES] 496 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,839 Sorry. If you could look out the window, 497 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,167 'cause I'm not wearing anything under these guys. 498 00:18:59,168 --> 00:19:00,419 [GRUNTS] 499 00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:02,319 - Which window? - Eh. 500 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,999 No, too late now. You saw it. 501 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,449 Okay. 502 00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:08,899 While I'm in there killing this nice lady, 503 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:12,030 will you at least think about the coffee shop? 504 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:15,875 Thanks. 505 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,779 [TAKES DEEP BREATH] 506 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:22,959 Hey, do you not want to live with me? 507 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,299 Because every time I bring it up, 508 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:27,379 you seem to change the subject. 509 00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:30,419 I... You know what? I think it's just a big misunderstanding. 510 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,319 Honestly. 511 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:35,119 So, that's a no? 512 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,619 Because if it's a no, then just say it's a no. 513 00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:39,619 I am a big boy. I can handle it. 514 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:40,789 - It's a no. - Wow. 515 00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:43,409 Wow. So you, too, now. 516 00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:45,019 - Look. No, no, look. - You, too? Yeah. I'm a... 517 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,209 - I'm an idiot. - No, no, no, no. 518 00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:48,939 Listen, it was just an invitation for one night, okay? 519 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:50,419 And I'm-I'm very sorry if you thought 520 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:51,579 it was something more permanent. 521 00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:52,789 Why do you not want me? 522 00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:55,239 - Please don't do this. - No, I'm gonna do this. 523 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,789 Why? Why? I deserve at least that much. 524 00:19:57,790 --> 00:19:58,819 Why don't you want me? 525 00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:00,199 - Why? - Okay, wh-why? Why? 526 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,959 How about because we're two adult men 527 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,789 who've known each other for three days? 528 00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:04,979 How about that? How about the fact 529 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:07,292 that you are still married, and I have a serious girlfriend? 530 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:10,419 Think about it. Us moving in together with your dojo? 531 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:11,749 It's insane. 532 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,189 - Wow. Okay. - Yeah. 533 00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:14,207 Wow, you just gave it to me, huh? 534 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,339 - Well, you-you forced my hand. - Just laid it all out on the line 535 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,499 - right there, huh, motherfucker? - Well, yes, I-I have. 536 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,199 You just gave it all to me. 537 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,449 And you know what? You're right. 538 00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:23,839 You're absolutely right. Of course you're right. 539 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,409 Right. 540 00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:27,479 - This is way too early. - Too early, too early. 541 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,319 I mean, damn it, we just rushed into it. 542 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,329 Rushed in. 543 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,199 We rushed into the whole thing, Exit Lane. 544 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,419 - We did. - The Rush Brothers, 545 00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:36,120 - that's what they should call us. - Uh-huh. 546 00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:40,799 Maybe I should just go back to Wichita. 547 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,699 Maybe it's for the best, you know what I mean? 548 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,414 Face the dragon, get back in there. 549 00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:45,499 I mean, I can't... 550 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,359 - I can't live in San Diego. I think... - No. 551 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,369 Have you seen the ocean? It's terrifying. 552 00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:51,439 Yeah, it's pretty scary. 553 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,639 Last night, I was by a pool at a hotel bar, 554 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,699 and I was drinking, and then I-I fell in. 555 00:20:56,700 --> 00:21:00,409 - Oh. - And... [STAMMERS] it was fun, and... 556 00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:02,799 I'm frolicking around in there, and I'm having a blast, 557 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:03,899 and then I got a bit tired, 558 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,249 and I'm looking for the edge of the pool, 559 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,119 and I'm... I can't find the edge. 560 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,539 There's no edge. You want to know why? 561 00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:10,699 'Cause the edge was in China. 562 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:11,999 Because I found myself 563 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,899 in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. 564 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,919 - Pacific. - Uh, no, no, no, the big one. 565 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,373 - Yeah, there's only one here. - And-and I... I mean, 566 00:21:18,374 --> 00:21:21,199 it was insane. Have-have you ever been in an ocean? 567 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,679 - Yeah. - Well, then, you know. 568 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,869 You get it, right? 569 00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:25,279 - They're massive. - Sure. 570 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,792 And they... they just... they make you feel really small. 571 00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:32,439 I'll tell you where there are no oceans. 572 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,625 Wichita. 573 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:35,959 There are no oceans in Wichita. 574 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,709 There you go. There you go. 575 00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:39,279 And you know what else? 576 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,119 Maybe enough with the drinking, too. 577 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,579 Oh, totally. Totally. 578 00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:44,319 - Yeah, that's not me. - Great. 579 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,999 And I'm gonna get into that dojo, 580 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,419 'cause I've had that thing for ten years, 581 00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:48,859 and I have never used it. 582 00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:51,059 Not once. 583 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,939 - It's time. - Absolutely. 584 00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:54,164 There you go. There's a plan. 585 00:21:54,165 --> 00:21:56,749 Had I used it before, had I been prepared, 586 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,667 those children wouldn't have gotten a drop on me last night. 587 00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:01,539 - Right. - Beat the shit out of me. 588 00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:03,399 What in the world is a ten-year-old kid 589 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,929 doing roaming the streets of San Diego 590 00:22:04,930 --> 00:22:06,659 at 2:00 in the morning with a tire iron? 591 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,920 Yeah. Yeah. 592 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:12,569 You know what? It's time for me to start 593 00:22:12,570 --> 00:22:14,019 taking responsibility for my actions. 594 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:15,939 - There you go. - I can't blame that kid. 595 00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:17,167 I was the instigator. 596 00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:20,417 I threw the first punch. 597 00:22:20,418 --> 00:22:21,659 So... 598 00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:24,289 Did not connect. 599 00:22:24,290 --> 00:22:26,289 [WHISPERS]: Goddamn, he was quick. 600 00:22:26,290 --> 00:22:28,869 Nope, nope, not gonna do that. 601 00:22:28,870 --> 00:22:30,829 I love you, Exit Lane. 602 00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:33,019 I-I-I-I-I know that. 603 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,679 I know that. And I dig it. 604 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,779 - No, no. - I fucking dig it. 605 00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:37,139 Yeah, but listen to what I'm saying to you. 606 00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:38,219 Yeah. 607 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:41,249 - I love you. - Dude. I feel you. 608 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:42,290 I feel that. 609 00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:45,580 I really, really love you. 610 00:22:47,730 --> 00:22:49,619 I could eat. Are you hungry? 611 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:50,879 I could have a snack. 612 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,469 Is there a vending machine here or... ? 613 00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:53,499 Yeah, down on Level C. 614 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,580 [ALARM BEEPING] 615 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,917 ♪ 616 00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:12,289 ♪ 617 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,449 - [ALARM CONTINUES] - Is that my... ? 618 00:23:13,450 --> 00:23:15,459 Is that my guy? That's my witness. 619 00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,699 Is she okay? Is she okay? 620 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:20,449 I need to be in here. I legally need to be in here. 621 00:23:20,450 --> 00:23:21,899 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 622 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,000 ♪ 623 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,640 Doctor. 624 00:23:40,330 --> 00:23:42,759 Come on, don't die, don't die. 625 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,999 Don't do this to me. 626 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,584 ♪ 627 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,669 Evening, Officers. 628 00:23:55,670 --> 00:23:57,579 Hey, they're all in there. 629 00:23:57,580 --> 00:24:00,179 - Uh, they? - The other doctors are in there. 630 00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:01,499 Oh, good. 631 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:02,949 You going in? 632 00:24:02,950 --> 00:24:05,559 No. The-the other doctors, 633 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,119 my colleagues, will do their diagnosis, 634 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,949 and then I'll go in for another, uh, diagnosis. 635 00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:11,779 - Oh, a secondary diagnosis? - Exactly. 636 00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:13,199 Okay. Is she gonna be okay, or... ? 637 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,829 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, she'll be fine. 638 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:16,950 - [QUIETLY]: Definitely. - Okay. 639 00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:20,080 Fuck. 640 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,299 Let's see, where was that patient I was caring for? 641 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,679 DOCTOR: But the problem with the tennis club 642 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:28,699 is that the lower courts 643 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,419 just aren't what they used to be. And, of course, 644 00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:32,239 - that's where I prefer to play. - Doc! Is she okay? 645 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,619 No. She died. We did all we could. 646 00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:35,949 Then they expect us 647 00:24:35,950 --> 00:24:37,179 to pay for this renovation, 648 00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:40,080 and to be perfectly honest, I prefer the old courts. 649 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:48,999 ♪ 650 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,160 Yeah. I am, uh... 651 00:24:52,170 --> 00:24:55,079 I'm a little peckish, so I'm gonna... 652 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,820 get some pork rinds. 653 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:09,999 ♪ These ragged clothes ♪ 654 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:15,280 ♪ Will be the end of me ♪ 655 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,759 ♪ The shadow is coming ♪ 656 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,540 ♪ To find me ♪ 657 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:41,040 ♪ But it ain't going to be today ♪ 658 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,899 ♪ Yeah, the shadow is coming ♪ 659 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:55,050 ♪ To find me. ♪ 47267

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