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Yo, Em.
It's after 8:00.
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You should be
finishing homework.
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MAN:
This is where I get into
bad zombie nonsense...
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Emma?
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[gunfire, screaming on TV]
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MAN:
L1477,
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thank you so much
for your six-month sub.
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I appreciate you.
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Em.
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What are you doing down here?
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Maintaining a full
A.P. course load.
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What are you
doing down here?
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We talked about
playing video games
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and using your brain.
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You can't do both
at the same time.
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Rude. And I'm not
playing video games.
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I'm watching them.
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Don't get cute with me.
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I just got out
of a nine-hour surgery
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Haven't even showered yet.
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Gross.
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And I'm not being cute.
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I'm livestreaming.
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The zombie horde is back...
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People record themselves
playing video games
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and broadcast it
live on the Internet.
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You've heard
of the Internet, right?
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I put this on in the background.
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It's calming.
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All I see
is zombie homicide.
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Oh, and a strange man
in my little girl's room.
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And hey, if you're
just tuning in,
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make sure to hit
that follow button.
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You know this guy?
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Not personally. I'm just
one of his thousands of subs.
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Whatever happened to listening
to music while you study?
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Mom, don't be old.
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Hey.
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[gunshots]
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See?
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These games are just
getting so realistic.
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Mom, I just told you
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that's not part of the game.
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That's him
in real life.
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Oh, my God.
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?
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Right, so I packed Phineas'
toiletries and his pajamas
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for tonight and a change
of clothes for tomorrow,
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including his favorite
Iron Man boxer shorts.
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Mom, that's personal business.
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Well, it's Agent Gibbs'
business now.
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He needs to make sure you wear
clean undies to school tomorrow.
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Oh, Mom.Thank you,
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again, for
watching him.
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This trip is last minute,
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but I hate to pull
Phineas out of school.
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And since we arrived, I
haven't found a reliable sitter.
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Sure, no problem.
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Not to mention,
Phineas doesn't know
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about my custody battle
with his father and I...
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I don't want him to.
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I have full maternal custody,
and yet I'm the one
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who has to appear
in a courthouse in New York.
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Go.
Do what you got to do.
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[short laugh]
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Here I am, talking
about being maternal.
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I'm about to leave my son
with a strange man
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who lives across the street.
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No offense.
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Phineas will be safe.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Phineas.
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Come give me a hug.
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Be good.
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And I'll be back
by tomorrow night.
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Yeah? I love you.
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I love you,
too, Mom.
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Right.
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Okay, remember,
school by 8:00,
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bed by 9:00,
and no screens.
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You really have
to watch kids these days.
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[door opens]What?
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You heard her.
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[door closes]No screens.
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[both laugh]
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Yeah.
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Come on, that's all I got.
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You're still holding.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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I thought staying here
was supposed to be fun.
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What do you mean?
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This is fun.
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Come on, we're late.What?
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Time for school.
Grab your gear.
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Why?
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It's too early.
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Well, if you're
not early...
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you're late.
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Morning, men.
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Morning.
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What's this?It's for drinking.
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Gibbs called in late,
so I had time to stop.
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My treat.
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Oh, thank you.
Yeah, still listening.
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You know, this is
the third time this month
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we beat Gibbs to the office.
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Yeah, and he's been
leaving early, too.
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I know, it's almost as if...
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he developed a life
outside of work.
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Nah.
Doesn't sound right.
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Well, I am not complaining,
because the less he's here,
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the less we are.
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Well, not today.
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What, we got a body?
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That's what we got
to find out.
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Just got off the phone
with NCIS Cyber
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about a possible murder
on a gamer livestream.
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Uh, McGee?
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Translate.
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Live TV for video games.
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911 operators
all over the country
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are getting calls about
an online shooting.
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GAMER: Make sure to hit
that follow button.
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Thanky-panky.
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Hey.
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[gunshots]
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Damn.
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Whoa.
Is this real?
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Thousands of followers
were watching live
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when it happened,
then the feed
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went dead.
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I mean, that's got
to be fake, right?
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Yeah, a stunt to
attract followers?
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Wh-Why call us?
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Well, 911 had no ID
for the supposed victim.
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They called NCIS
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because the guy's
screen name was "NAVYgamer-Z."
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Cyber did
some digging.
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Traced the username to
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Petty Officer First
Class Ian Rojas.
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His apartment
is in Bethesda.
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He's Navy and
he's local.
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Well, this video game nerd
is about to get
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a visit from the cool kids.
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Plus McGee.
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Uh...
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No offense.
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None taken.
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[knocking]
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McGEE:
Petty Officer Rojas?
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TORRES:
NCIS. Open the door.
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[pounding]
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Lock is broken.
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Ready?Yeah.
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Clear.
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McGEE:
Well, no body.
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Lots of blood.
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And it doesn't look like corn
syrup with red food coloring.
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TORRES:
Uh, yo.
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We got a body.
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I think we found
our petty officer.
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What do you mean,
"you think"?
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Oh. Okay.
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Uh, what are
we looking at?
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Well, let's confirm
who we're looking at.
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Oh...
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Yeah, that's our petty officer.
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And that's a lot
of gold glitter.
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Hey, McGee, translate.
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Don't look at me.
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Hey.[gunshots]
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Judging by the video,
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the shooter was standing
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right about... here.
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Well, the victim had no direct
line of sight to the front door.
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He was probably so into
the game he never heard
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the killer break the lock.
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Talked to the neighbors.
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They thought the gunshots
were from more video games.
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Well, this guy
was into everything from
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zombie shooters to RPGs.
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[sighs]
You know, there is nothing
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like video game binging.
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I mean, it's just you,
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junk food and your gaming rig.
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Those were the days.
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Were?
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Yeah, well, I-I, you know,
I've got kids now,
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Ah.so my free time
is at a premium.
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But I still got my finger
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on the pulse
of the video game world.
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It's why Gibbs
calls me Elf Lord.
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He does.Prove it.
What do we know?
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Well, boss, thanks
to our webcam video,
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we've got cause
and time of death.
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Three gunshots at 8:17 p.m.
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Camera see who did this?No.
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Our killer cut the feed.
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I'd check the
computer for more,
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but it's completely wiped.
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Whoever did this
was techy enough
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to cover their tracks.
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Body?
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After the shooting,
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the body was moved
to the bathroom...
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which is where
it gets a little weird.
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Glitter.
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This stuff
gets everywhere.
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I swear, Victoria
uses it on one craft
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project, and I'm picking out of
my hair for the next two weeks.
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This guy got it worse, though.
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Yeah, in
addition
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to pouring glitter
all over his face,
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someone dumped even more
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directly down his throat.
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Oh, that is the stuff
of daddy nightmares.
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Glitter was postmortem.Yes.
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The, uh, three gunshot wounds
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to the chest likely killed
Petty Officer Rojas instantly.
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Everything that
followed was
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strictly for show.
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The glitter,
the teddy bear mask--
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this looks personal.
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Prints?Nothing on the mask,
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but the name Rojas
is written inside.
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Belongs to our victim.Yep.
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Hey, listen,
it could be a sex thing.
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People are
into that.
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Yeah, they're called furries.
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I've heard.
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It's not a sex thing.
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That's our teddy bear.
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And it's shooting
gold glitter.
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[whoops]
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McGEE:
The video game Killing
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with Kindness 3.You play as
teddy bears who kill each other
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using glitter guns
and rainbow grenades.
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That actually
sounds kind of fun.
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I had three older brothers.
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You know, I didn't get much
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Nintendo time in.Mm.
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KwK3is a less-violent
third-person shooter
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that's more about world building
and social interaction.
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Here's a silly
question.
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Adults play this?
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This is one of the biggest
video games in the world.
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And I had no idea
it even existed.
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Well, you did say you don't
play that much these days.
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Well, yeah, but I had no idea
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I was this far out of the loop.
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I mean,
this is terrible.
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So is murder, Tim.
Go. Victim.
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Uh, Petty Officer
First Class Rojas.Yeah, he was
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living two
different lives.
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One in the real world
and the other online.
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Start with real world.
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Rojas was
employed aboard
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the U.S.S. Gray
as a hull technician.
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Metal worker--
that's a tough duty assignment.
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Nothing but good things from
his shipmates and his CO.
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All right,
what about his other life?
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Online, uh, when Rojas
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wasn't welding ships
halfway around the world,
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he was NAVYgamer-Z
on his livestreaming channel.
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McGEE:
It means he played
269
00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,333
video games for money online.
270
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:40,117
Yeah, our petty officer
made more gaming
271
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,119
than he did working
for Uncle Sam.What?
272
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:43,381
How the hell does that work?
273
00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,949
Oh, believe me,
I've asked the same thing.
274
00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:48,299
Well, some of the money
comes from online ad revenue,
275
00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:49,605
like commercials.
276
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,912
Some of it comes from
subscribers that donate.
277
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,696
The point is our victim's
civilian life
278
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,132
was spent entirely online.
279
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,917
I mean, he rarely
left the house.
280
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,745
Our body was dressed up
as a video game.
281
00:10:58,788 --> 00:10:59,746
So our killer
282
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,356
could be a fellow gamer.
283
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:02,662
Well, find out.
284
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:05,447
Boss, his hard drive
was completely wiped clean.
285
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:08,450
We'd have to subpoena records
from CyberVid Streaming.
286
00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,060
Well, do it.
If you need me, call.
287
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:13,063
Wh... Are you leaving? Again?
288
00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,292
Why did the colonists throw tea
into the Boston Harbor
289
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,685
instead of stealing it?
290
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:28,078
Good question.
Look it up.
291
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,650
They could have sold it
on the black market.
292
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,609
Why not get King George's
attention andmake money?
293
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:40,656
I meant look it up
in the textbook.
294
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,747
That's not American history.
295
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,227
I'm sorry.
296
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,228
Everybody at school
297
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,230
is talking about this video.
298
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,885
And I love NAVYgamer's channel.
299
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:55,497
And he plays KwK3,
which is my favorite game.
300
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:57,717
Your mom said no screens.
301
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,028
Please don't tell her.
302
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,814
Promise me you
won't tell her.
303
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,033
It's all my fault.
304
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:12,949
No, no,
no, no, no.Slow down.
305
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,472
What do you mean
it's your fault?
306
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,474
The reason Mom had to leave.
307
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:18,041
Right?
308
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,651
It's because of me.
309
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,828
That's why you two
were whispering.
310
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,699
I'm the problem.
311
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,442
Phineas.
312
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:29,792
Hey.
313
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:33,578
Your mom does not think
that you are a problem.
314
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:36,451
Then why is she so scared?
315
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:39,323
Is my dad gonna take me away?
316
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,073
Good morning, Kasie.
317
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:53,598
I have bullets and I have
glitter from the victim's body.
318
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:56,776
Ugh, I will never look at
teddy bears the same way again.
319
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,603
Those little suckers
are violent.
320
00:12:58,647 --> 00:12:59,953
Oh, Killing
with Kindness.
321
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:00,954
You play?
322
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,478
Uh, no. I watched.
323
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,785
And what started
as a little case research
324
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:08,918
quickly turned
into an all-night binge.
325
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:12,313
I play my fair share
of video games, but...
326
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,576
is watching them
really all that interesting?
327
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:15,577
Hell no.
328
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,579
At least, not at first.
329
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,755
But then once I figured out
what was going on,
330
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:23,063
I just... couldn't stop.
331
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,542
You didn't sleep, did you?
332
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,587
No.
333
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:26,718
That makes two of us.
334
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,111
I decided to
335
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:30,810
dip my toe
into the waters of KwK3.
336
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:34,596
What started as a little
case research turned into...
337
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:35,597
All-night binge.
338
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,338
Got it.
339
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,600
I'm good, though.
340
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,732
I'm a finely-tuned
gaming machine,
341
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:41,646
so...
342
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,823
Kasie, you got an update?
343
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,651
Yes. Because my sleep
deprivation was not in vain.
344
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:47,739
After sifting
345
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,611
through hours
of our victim's
346
00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:52,788
past gaming videos,
I found his best friend.
347
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,486
FloridaCOW82.
348
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,488
Our murdered petty officer
and FloridaCOW
349
00:13:57,532 --> 00:14:00,361
chatted online and
played KwK3together
350
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,929
all the time.
351
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,366
You got an ID?No real name yet,
but FloridaCOW
352
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,890
is livestreaming as we speak.
353
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,414
Unfortunately,
no visual.
354
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,025
This gamer
doesn't use a webcam.
355
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,722
Oh, we can trace his IP address.
356
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,506
Hey, easy there,
Donkey Kong.
357
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:16,812
I already did that.
358
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,379
Mm.FloridaCOW is
currently using
359
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,860
a computer in Reston.Oh, Virginia.
360
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,558
That's less than 40 minutes
from our crime scene.
361
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,517
Which means the online BFF
could also be the killer.
362
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:30,478
GIBBS:
Our suspect--
363
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,523
where is he?Kasie traced
the IP address
364
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,569
to a computer
in this building.
365
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:39,443
Gated community
with a private clubhouse.
366
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,271
You know, I'm not really sure
what I expected
367
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:44,274
from a gamer
named FloridaCOW82.
368
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,841
Well, not this.
369
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,539
I mean, a juice bar,
a sports lounge
370
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,541
and a pool with a lazy river.
371
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:53,501
Video gamers make enough money
to live here?
372
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,938
MAN:
It's a brave new world.
373
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,548
And if you're
talking video games,
374
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,333
you must be looking for Jesse.
375
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:02,031
Uh, well, that depends.
376
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:05,252
Does Jesse go
by the screen name FloridaCOW82?
377
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:06,862
Oh, I'm retired.
378
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,125
I do puzzles, not the Interwebs.
379
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,998
But the computer room
is right through there.
380
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,391
It was supposed to be
for business use,
381
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:16,263
but Jesse turned it
into an arcade.
382
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:18,787
He and his little friends
are in there now.
383
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,615
Ha-ha!
384
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:21,529
Suck my glitter!
385
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:22,530
Look out!
386
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,010
Behind you, bro!
387
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,446
Frag that teddy bear, Jesse!
388
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:26,490
Frag him!
389
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:28,579
Yeah, that's it!
390
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:29,798
You got to be
kidding me.
391
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,060
Excuse us.
392
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,627
You'll have to
wait your turn.
393
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:33,541
FloridaCOW is on
394
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,586
a massive kill spree.
395
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:36,457
Damn right I am.
396
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,460
Die, you plush suckers. Die.
397
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:40,809
[whoops, laughs]
398
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:53,300
Ian's death has me
in a pretty bad place.
399
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,736
It's everywhere,
and it's...
400
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,738
it's awful.
401
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,349
You and Petty Officer Rojas
402
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,438
were friends online, right?
403
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,700
Where you play...
404
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,441
video games.
405
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:05,268
Tell you the truth,
406
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:07,575
video games saved my life.
407
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,751
When my wife passed last year,
I was a mess.
408
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:12,145
Sad and lonely.
409
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:15,148
And then I met Ian
in a military chat group online.
410
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,932
Are you Navy, too?
411
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,412
Retired 1982.
412
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,805
Stood duty as chief of the watch
on the USS Florida.
413
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,285
Explains the username.
414
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,026
Florida C-O-W.
415
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,593
Ian's idea.
416
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:28,726
I hadn't played a video game
in my life until I met him.
417
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,555
Ian showed me the ropes
and got me hooked.
418
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,557
Gaming keeps me sharp
and social.
419
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,472
Not to mention,
it's a total blast.
420
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,996
You-you should
definitely try it.
421
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,476
Have you two ever met
422
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,303
in person?
423
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:41,652
No.
I mean, uh,
424
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:44,003
I know Ian lives in Maryland,
425
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:47,484
but we never felt the need
to meet up in real life.
426
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,530
Ian didn't have
much family.
427
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,488
He called me his gaming grandpa.
428
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,056
Records show the last time
you two gamed together
429
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,666
was the night of his death.Yeah.
430
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,451
We talked on the phone, too.
431
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,582
What time was the call?
432
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,802
A little after 7:00 p.m.
433
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:03,065
You had a conversation
with the victim
434
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,416
an hour before someone
went to his home and shot him?
435
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,418
Yeah.
436
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,594
[chuckles softly]
I didn't realize.
437
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,728
But it's not like Idid it.
[chuckles]
438
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:16,470
I mean,
our-our phone call was friendly.
439
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:19,560
Can you prove that?
440
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:23,085
Hey, Elmer, sorry to interrupt.
You got a minute?
441
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,392
Well, make it fast.
I'm in the zone.
442
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:27,350
Would you please tell these
NCIS agents
443
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:28,873
where I was two nights ago?
444
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,527
How would I know that?
445
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:33,356
Because you witnessed a phone
call I had, right over there.
446
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,315
You were doing your puzzles
around 7:00.
447
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,925
I asked the person
on the other end
448
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:40,189
to fix our clubhouse WiFi,
because it's been so glitchy.
449
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,278
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
450
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:45,194
My phone still has a wire
attached to the wall.
451
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,457
But if this has
anything to do with
452
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,546
clubhouse equipment,
it has to
453
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:52,114
go through the HOA.
It's in the dues handbook.
454
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,595
Yes. That's exactly what you
told me when I hung up.
455
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:55,683
Remember now?
456
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,467
Elmer, please.
457
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,382
Yeah, I-I do remember.
458
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,470
Thank you.
459
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,299
See, the call was harmless.
460
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,735
'Cause then you
ran out of here
461
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,389
in a big old hurry.
462
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:09,784
On second thought, don't
listen to Elmer. He's old.
463
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,046
I heard that.
464
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,395
I was hurrying home.
465
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,484
I got lost in the game
and forgot to let my dog out.
466
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,443
I swear, I didn't
kill my friend.
467
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:18,662
Any idea who did?
468
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:20,838
Well, now that you mention it,
469
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,362
I-I might.
470
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,930
How much do you know about mice?
471
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,498
McGEE:
He meant computer mice.
472
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:32,023
Specifically the Splendifida XRM
gaming mouse.
473
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,200
Uses lasers for better response.
474
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:37,507
Better response means better
game play across the board.
475
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,118
All right, chill out, McGee.
476
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,207
You don't have to prove your
video game street cred to us.
477
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,079
Even though we just met
grandparents who are way more
478
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,473
plugged-in than you are.McGEE: Hey...
479
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:47,517
I'm not young enough
to have free time,
480
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,040
and I'm not old enough
to retire.
481
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,086
You're in video game purgatory.
482
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,479
Yes, I know.
483
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,263
Really hurts, huh?
484
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:56,091
TORRES:
Hey, McGee.
485
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,440
Use that hurt.
486
00:18:57,484 --> 00:19:00,095
Tell us how that
super-laser mouse
487
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,531
can help us find
our killer.
488
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:04,099
Server data came back
from the streaming service.
489
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,581
I found private messages
sent to our petty officer.Well,
490
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,539
it's all been redacted. How
are we supposed to read this?
491
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,325
Well, I removed all the language
that wasn't safe for work.
492
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,196
That's like the whole
damn thing.
493
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,329
In summary, the sender
threatened to kill
494
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,505
Petty Officer Rojas for ruining
his sponsorship deal.
495
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,594
Sponsorship?
496
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,248
Is that like Nike
and Lebron?
497
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:26,034
Well, athletes advertise
shoes and-and sports drinks.
498
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,862
Gamers get paid
to promote computer equipment.
499
00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:30,169
Such as laser mice.Exactly.
500
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,258
Meet DirtybirdD220.
501
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,521
Dirtybird's another
popular livestreamer
502
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:37,219
who used to have a sponsorship
deal with Splendifida.
503
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,786
Used to?
What happened?
504
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,527
he got caught
harassing women online.
505
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:43,617
Oh, a misogynist
on the Internet.
506
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,575
Well, knock me over
with a feather.
507
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:46,968
Our petty officer
reported it,
508
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:50,711
and Dirtybird lost his deal,
along with $75,000,
509
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:53,235
75,000 reasons
for murder.
510
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:56,151
Now all we got to do
is ID Dirtybird.
511
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:04,115
So... what do you think?
512
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,422
Aw.
I think you won first place
513
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,119
at the science fair.
514
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,252
[chuckles]
Yeah. And?
515
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:13,429
And I can't believe
you never told me about Phineas.
516
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:14,865
Does the rest
of the team know?
517
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,259
Jack, I called you.
518
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:20,175
Right.
About his little breakdown.
519
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,831
Listen, kids are perceptive.
520
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,312
Phineas knows there's something
going on with his mom.
521
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:29,228
Yeah, but she asked me
not to talk about it.
522
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:31,621
Tell me.
523
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,667
How do I help Phin?
524
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,669
Help Phin do what?
525
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,671
I don't know.
Feel better.
526
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,238
You are.
527
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,413
Well, whatever
I did last night
528
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,066
didn't work.
All right?
529
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,417
After he stopped crying,
530
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:47,289
all we did is talk about
damn video games
531
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,464
until he fell asleep.
532
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,857
That's perfect.
533
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,293
Oh, come on, Jack.
534
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,816
You do not
need any help.
535
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,689
You are already
doing everything right.
536
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:58,344
Baseball, volcanoes,
even talking about video games.
537
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:01,608
You are present and engaged.
538
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:04,306
Just keep engaging.
That's all Phin really needs.
539
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,917
And I think it's sweet
540
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,571
that you're worried.
541
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,660
You're a good man, Gibbs,
542
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,706
and you're good for this kid.
543
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,404
We're done here.
544
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,058
And Phineas
is good for you, too.
545
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:20,496
Change is good.
546
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,150
Ooh, yeah. Boom!
547
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,413
Go glitter all over
your dead-ass face.
548
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:26,372
Think you're gonna get away,
huh? Oh, uh-huh.
549
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:28,504
Hell, no. Boom! Head shot.
550
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:31,028
Well, at least
DirtybirdD220's livestreaming.
551
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:33,509
That the guy who threatened
our petty officer?Yeah.
552
00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:35,555
Over losing
75 grand.
553
00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,687
Sounds like motive to me.
Bring him in.
554
00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:39,733
Boss, we will
absolutely do that.
555
00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:42,126
Once we figure out who he is.
556
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:43,345
And where he is.
557
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,129
He's right there.
558
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:48,437
Well, uh, technically, yes,
boss, but we need an actual
559
00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:50,004
physical location.
See, he's masked
560
00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:51,527
his IP address with a VPN,
561
00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:53,268
so we can't trace him
like we did before.
562
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,270
We don't even
have a real name.
563
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,228
Dirtybird is an anonymous
Internet troll.
564
00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:59,361
He's an expert
at hiding his true identity.
565
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:00,580
But I can see him.
566
00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:03,017
We put out a BOLO
on his webcam image,
567
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,714
but that's a long shot.
568
00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:06,194
Kasie, you got
to give me something.
569
00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:07,587
There is one way we might
570
00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:09,023
be able to locate this guy.
571
00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:10,807
Yeah. But?But...
572
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:13,419
it's nearly impossible,
and it's profoundly geeky.
573
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,159
Geeky-er.
574
00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:17,727
Let me hear it.
575
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,903
We join Dirtybird's clan.
576
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:23,516
The clan is a group of gamers
that plays together online.
577
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:25,953
Point is if we can
convince Dirtybird
578
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,868
to host us on his
private network,
579
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:29,870
we might be able
to track his location.
580
00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:32,829
Yeah, join the bird thing.
581
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:34,570
Well, that's not
the geeky part, boss.
582
00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:36,529
In order to get
a squad invitation,
583
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:40,489
you have to be good.
Like, really, reallygood.
584
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:42,622
Meaning we need
a KwK3gamer
585
00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:44,406
with a rating
of at least 250.
586
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,843
Well, fine.
What's your score?
587
00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:49,498
Well, after, uh,
binging last night,
588
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:50,717
I'm a...
589
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,327
I'm a 14.
590
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,460
So, uh, it might as well
be a dead end,
591
00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:56,331
unless we know someone
that's really good
592
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,593
at shooting teddy bears.
593
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:01,684
I may have a guy.
594
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:10,040
So, what exactly did Gibbs mean
by he "has a guy"?
595
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:12,695
I don't know.
I mean, I'm his guy.
596
00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:15,263
Unless he's got a new guy.
597
00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:16,438
But why would he do that?
598
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:17,961
You had kids.
599
00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:20,181
You got sloppy.[scoffs]
600
00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:23,053
Hey, listen up.
This is Phineas.
601
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:25,447
Phineas, this is McGee,
this is Bishop.
602
00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:26,883
Torres. Phineas.
603
00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:29,625
Uh, th-this is your guy?
604
00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:32,019
But he's, like, four.
605
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:33,455
Dude, I'm nine.
606
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,370
It's nice to meet you, Phineas.
607
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,677
So, um, how do you guys
know each other?
608
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,375
Jethro Gibbs lives
across the street from me.
609
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,898
I slept over last night.
610
00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:44,597
Why?
611
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,728
Were you being punished?
612
00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:47,426
Stick to the case.
613
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,253
Oh, you mean the case
where we get to catch a bad guy
614
00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:50,254
using video games?
615
00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:51,342
Yeah, that's right.
616
00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:53,475
Well, boss, like I said,
617
00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:55,172
we're gonna need a gamer
with at least
618
00:23:55,216 --> 00:23:58,349
a rating of 250 in order to get
our suspect's attention.
619
00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:01,962
Yeah, well, Phineas'
rating is 322.
620
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,006
That good enough, McGee?
621
00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:08,055
Wow. Okay.
Phineas, here.
622
00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:09,448
Come with me.
We got a...
623
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,362
we got a new computer
here from Cyber.
624
00:24:11,406 --> 00:24:13,626
It's got an upgraded GPU, CPU.
625
00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:16,542
And I've installed
the latest map expansion pack.
626
00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:19,240
Cool.
How's the Internet speed?
627
00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:20,546
Is it fast?
628
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:21,851
Well, it's a-it's a
government building,
629
00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:24,941
so, uh, speeds
may, uh, may vary.
630
00:24:24,985 --> 00:24:26,421
Eh, that's putting it nicely.
631
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,205
The Internet here sucks, kid.
632
00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:29,990
Glitches are bad for gamers.
633
00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:32,514
We need a connection
with zero lag.
634
00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:34,429
You heard him, McGee.
635
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:35,822
Zero lag.
636
00:24:35,865 --> 00:24:37,780
Well, boss, to do that
we're gonna need
637
00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:40,435
a private data tunnel
with a dedicated server.
638
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,568
BISHOP:
Well, and there's only one room
639
00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:44,483
at NCIS with those
specs, so...
640
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,664
[whoops]
641
00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:59,802
Oh, yeah, this is sick!
642
00:25:08,637 --> 00:25:10,073
TEDDY BEAR: Uh-oh![gunfire on monitor]
643
00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:11,858
Nice.
644
00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:14,034
[exclaiming]
645
00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:17,385
Right there.
646
00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:21,476
Huh.
647
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,523
Video games in MTAC?
648
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,307
Wasn't exactly what I meant
649
00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:29,092
when I said keep
engaging Phineas.
650
00:25:29,136 --> 00:25:30,790
Does his mother
know about this?
651
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,661
I left a message.
652
00:25:32,705 --> 00:25:35,490
She said no screens,
so you gave him
653
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,536
the biggest screen
in the building?
654
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:40,016
It's about the case, Jack.
655
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:43,585
Where a man was killed
live on the Internet.
656
00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,631
GIBBS:
He's playing video games, Jack,
657
00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:47,371
with teddy bears.
658
00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:48,938
I'm just saying.
659
00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:52,420
Okay, operation "Catch the
Dirtybird" is in full effect.
660
00:25:52,463 --> 00:25:55,858
We sent a request to join the
murder suspect's gaming clan.
661
00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:58,339
All we got to do now is wait for
him to notice how good we are.
662
00:25:58,382 --> 00:25:59,601
We?
663
00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:02,822
Well, Phineas.
And, boy, is he good, boss.
664
00:26:02,865 --> 00:26:04,954
I have-I have never seen
so many dead teddy bears
665
00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:06,390
in all my life.
666
00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:09,089
Does his mother know about this?
667
00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:13,136
Just make it work, Tim.
668
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:15,051
On it, boss.
669
00:26:18,968 --> 00:26:20,709
What?
670
00:26:20,753 --> 00:26:22,972
There you are.
671
00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:26,628
Why'd you call me out here?
It's... outside.
672
00:26:28,412 --> 00:26:31,024
Okay.
Whatcha doing?
673
00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:33,504
Just soaking up the vitamin D.
674
00:26:33,548 --> 00:26:35,028
You know,
appreciating the outdoors.
675
00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:36,595
BISHOP:
Mm-hmm.
676
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:39,728
Found a leaf.
677
00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:40,816
Nature's full of wonder.
678
00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:43,427
Had enough video games, huh?
679
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:45,386
Eh, we're just tired
of the screens.
680
00:26:45,429 --> 00:26:47,606
Yeah, we want
something real.
681
00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:49,738
Shh.
Is that a bird?
682
00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:52,611
Well, I guess I can give you
my case update
683
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,047
right here.
684
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,657
Ooh, would you do that?
685
00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:57,050
I processed the glitter
from our dead body.
686
00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:58,486
Dead end.
687
00:26:58,529 --> 00:27:01,184
Turned out it belonged
to our petty officer.
688
00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:02,795
Glitter came from
a video game T-shirt
689
00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:03,796
promotional giveaway.
690
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:04,971
What about the bullets?
691
00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:06,407
Much more helpful.
692
00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:09,062
I found heavy oxidation
in the bullet striations.
693
00:27:09,105 --> 00:27:10,541
Rust?
694
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:12,631
Meaning the murder weapon is
695
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,676
a .45-caliber pistol
that had not been fired
696
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,113
in a dangerously long time.
697
00:27:17,157 --> 00:27:18,854
And I really want to
show you pictures
698
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:20,508
of .45-caliber weapons
on my screen,
699
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:22,771
but I am fighting the urge.
700
00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:24,643
Mm, God bless you, Kasie.
701
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:26,732
Suffice it to say
if you can find the gun,
702
00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:27,907
I can match it.
703
00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:31,606
We have to find
the killer first.
704
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,783
Yeah. Let's just hope this video
game thing actually works.
705
00:27:37,003 --> 00:27:38,439
[exclaiming]
706
00:27:38,482 --> 00:27:41,007
It's taking too long.
It's not working.
707
00:27:41,050 --> 00:27:42,573
McGee, is this working?
708
00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:44,706
Absolutely, boss.
709
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,403
We're on it.
710
00:27:46,447 --> 00:27:47,753
[quietly]:
Don't lie to Jethro Gibbs.
711
00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:49,145
You'll get in trouble.
712
00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:51,017
Kid, you're preaching
to the choir, okay?
713
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:53,976
But if this plan doesn't work,
I'm in even bigger trouble.
714
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:56,631
So change the plan,
Agent McGee.
715
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,373
Instead of waiting
for Dirtybird to reply to us,
716
00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:00,722
we go after him.
717
00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:02,550
What do you mean by "go after"?
718
00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:03,725
Trash talk.
719
00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:05,640
Exactly, Jethro Gibbs.
720
00:28:08,861 --> 00:28:10,645
Wait, wh-what are we doing?
721
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,081
Taunting him.
722
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,779
He's a bully, right?
723
00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:15,476
Well, yeah, but...
724
00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:17,217
You ever get pushed
into a locker?
725
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:19,654
You kidding?
I was a tap dancer.
726
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,787
Then you know
you got to push back.
727
00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:23,571
Jethro Gibbs taught me that.
728
00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:28,532
Oh, wow, he's already
messaging us back.
729
00:28:28,576 --> 00:28:30,665
Yup.
And he's challenging me
730
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,232
to a one-on-one
death match.
731
00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:33,363
What's that mean?
732
00:28:33,407 --> 00:28:34,538
Means it's working, boss.
733
00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:36,323
So what do I do?
734
00:28:36,366 --> 00:28:39,239
Do I accept?Yes, yes, hit "accept".
735
00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:41,632
You join his network,
I can track his location.
736
00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:45,375
All right, now, this may
take some time, Phineas.
737
00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:46,725
I need you to try
and stay alive
738
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,770
for as long as
you possibly can, okay?
739
00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:50,729
On it, boss.
740
00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:54,167
[phone rings]
741
00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:55,472
If that's my mom,
742
00:28:55,516 --> 00:28:57,605
tell her I want to stay longer.
743
00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:09,791
So this is where
744
00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:11,750
our Dirtybird lives?Mm-hmm.
745
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:14,143
He's online
in the second-floor loft
746
00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:16,624
rented to
Dustin Vanderschmitt.
747
00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:18,234
Time to bust some heads.
748
00:29:18,278 --> 00:29:20,367
We're not busting heads, we're
bringing him in for questioning.
749
00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:22,586
Have you seen what this creep
says about women?
750
00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:25,154
Okay, maybe we'll bust heads
a little bit.
751
00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:27,374
That's what I'm talking about.
752
00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:28,592
Oh, hold up.
753
00:29:28,636 --> 00:29:31,247
Here's our Dirtybird now.
754
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:32,727
Thank you,
Phineas.
755
00:29:36,035 --> 00:29:37,950
Sorry about the
broken call box.
756
00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:39,386
You know I would have
buzzed you up.
757
00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:41,431
Please sign the receipt, sir.
758
00:29:41,475 --> 00:29:43,390
You can still come
upstairs if you want.
759
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:45,827
You know, I accidentally
left your tip in my apartment.
760
00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:47,611
Thanks, I'll wait here.
761
00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:48,830
That's a smart move.
I wouldn't go anywhere
762
00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:49,657
with this guy.
763
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,267
Whoa, bitch.
764
00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:52,573
Who the hell are you?
765
00:29:52,616 --> 00:29:55,794
Your worst nightmare.
A woman with authority.
766
00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,015
Oh, this day
keeps getting better.
767
00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:07,675
Hey.
768
00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:09,677
Where are you going?
769
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,592
Hopefully upstairs
to get my tip.
770
00:30:19,513 --> 00:30:21,689
Don't do it, man. This ain't
one of your video games.
771
00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:25,388
Screw you.
[grunting]
772
00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:31,612
Aah!
773
00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:33,396
[grunting]
774
00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:36,573
Oh, no. Oh...
775
00:30:36,617 --> 00:30:38,358
Aah!
776
00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:40,795
I don't think you're gonna
be getting that tip.
777
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,407
Oh, forget it, that was
worth every penny right there.[groaning]
778
00:30:49,412 --> 00:30:51,197
TORRES:
Dustin Vanderschmitt.
779
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,808
You are a hard troll to find.
780
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,158
I didn't do anything wrong.
781
00:30:56,202 --> 00:30:59,074
Then why run, Super Mario?
782
00:30:59,118 --> 00:31:02,164
[scoffs] Hey, I-I had
nothing to do with that.
783
00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:03,644
I'm not a violent person.
784
00:31:05,341 --> 00:31:06,995
"All these feminists online,
785
00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:09,258
shut up and go have my baby."
786
00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:10,520
[laughs]
787
00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:12,522
"Rape occurs in many species.
788
00:31:12,566 --> 00:31:14,524
It's natural."
789
00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:16,048
No, that's just science.
790
00:31:16,091 --> 00:31:17,919
And none of this is illegal.
791
00:31:17,963 --> 00:31:19,399
Free speech.
792
00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:22,576
"You cost me $75,000.
I'm gonna blank you up."
793
00:31:23,838 --> 00:31:26,188
Death threats are illegal.
794
00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:29,931
Especially when you
follow through.
795
00:31:29,975 --> 00:31:31,498
No, no, I...
[scoffs]
796
00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:34,501
The murder happened
two nights ago, right?
797
00:31:34,544 --> 00:31:36,068
I was busy.
798
00:31:36,111 --> 00:31:39,549
So what does a sexist troll do
on a Wednesday night, huh?
799
00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:41,725
Typical female overreaction.
800
00:31:41,769 --> 00:31:43,945
See, th-this
is why I ran.
801
00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:46,078
And why I don't want
to tell you where I was.
802
00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:47,993
You're just gonna spread
these lies about me
803
00:31:48,036 --> 00:31:49,342
to the other parents.
804
00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:51,083
Other parents?
805
00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:52,475
You have a child?
806
00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:55,217
Yes. She lives with my ex.
807
00:31:55,261 --> 00:31:58,699
But I don't want to bring my
little girl into all of this.
808
00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:00,831
You rather
she visit you in prison?
809
00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:04,661
[sighs]
810
00:32:04,705 --> 00:32:06,968
Fine.
811
00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:09,623
I coach her basketball team
at the community center.
812
00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:11,930
I was at practice
two nights ago.
813
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,498
You coach little girls.
814
00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:17,413
This is a whole lot
of messed up.
815
00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:18,501
Oh, whatever.
816
00:32:18,545 --> 00:32:20,721
My lady Tigers are undefeated.
817
00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:23,245
I can prove it.
818
00:32:23,289 --> 00:32:24,943
Hey.
819
00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:27,728
[interrogation continuing
indistinctly]
820
00:32:27,771 --> 00:32:29,904
How's it going in there?
821
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,646
Oh, that bad, huh?
822
00:32:32,689 --> 00:32:34,430
Do you need something, Jack?
823
00:32:34,474 --> 00:32:37,129
Uh, Sarah came
to pick up Phineas.
824
00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:39,174
I have them
in the squad room.
825
00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:42,090
PHINEAS:
Then Agent McGee
826
00:32:42,134 --> 00:32:44,440
showed me the cyber basement
and that was awesome.
827
00:32:44,484 --> 00:32:47,008
And then I got to put
on a bulletproof vest
828
00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:48,618
and that was awesome.
829
00:32:48,662 --> 00:32:51,752
They're even going to get me
an official NCIS badge.
830
00:32:51,795 --> 00:32:53,536
That's awesome, right, Mom?
831
00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:55,582
So awesome, love.
832
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,586
Agent Gibbs.
833
00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:02,197
Sounds like you two
had quite a day.
834
00:33:04,156 --> 00:33:07,115
Jack, maybe you could take, uh,
Phineas by the break room,
835
00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:09,030
grab a snack
for the ride home?
836
00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:12,033
Good idea. Yeah.
Nothing sugary, please.
837
00:33:12,077 --> 00:33:13,034
Sure.
No problem.
838
00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:14,383
Come on.
839
00:33:17,647 --> 00:33:19,736
What the hell were you thinking?
840
00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:22,565
You took Phineas out of his
after-school enrichment class
841
00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:24,480
to play video games?
842
00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:25,829
Wasn't about games.
843
00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:27,831
Phineas has real talent.
844
00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:29,659
He caught a murder suspect.
845
00:33:29,703 --> 00:33:32,401
I said no screens.
846
00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:35,056
I didn't realize I had to say
no murder investigations.
847
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,971
I made a judgment call.
848
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,799
He is a really smart kid.
849
00:33:38,842 --> 00:33:41,280
Don't tell me about my son.
850
00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:43,630
Agent Gibbs,
this was
851
00:33:43,673 --> 00:33:46,459
clearly a mistake,
and one that won't happen again.
852
00:33:47,634 --> 00:33:50,506
I think it's best if Phineas
doesn't see you anymore.
853
00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:08,655
BISHOP:
Well, our Dirtybird
was telling the truth.
854
00:34:08,698 --> 00:34:10,135
He's not our killer.Oh.
855
00:34:10,178 --> 00:34:12,572
So he's just
a Internet creep
856
00:34:12,615 --> 00:34:13,703
who coaches little girls.
857
00:34:13,747 --> 00:34:14,878
Well, he's about
to lose that job.
858
00:34:14,922 --> 00:34:16,663
Wait, you told
the other parents
859
00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:19,666
about him being
a woman-hating scumbag?
860
00:34:19,709 --> 00:34:20,667
It's not a lie.
861
00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:21,972
Nice.Mm-hmm.
862
00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:23,278
It's a small victory,
863
00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:24,714
because we're back
to square one.
864
00:34:24,758 --> 00:34:26,368
Well, hopefully not for long.
865
00:34:26,412 --> 00:34:27,891
Hey, McGee,
where have you been?
866
00:34:27,935 --> 00:34:30,068
Trying to save my job.Okay.
867
00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:32,679
For the last time, Gibbs
is not replacing you.
868
00:34:32,722 --> 00:34:34,985
It's not about that anymore.
869
00:34:35,029 --> 00:34:38,119
I think my video game plan
may have cost Gibbs his new BFF.
870
00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:39,338
Phineas?
871
00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:40,600
Yeah.
His mother got upset
872
00:34:40,643 --> 00:34:42,776
and won't let him hang out
with Gibbs anymore.
873
00:34:42,819 --> 00:34:44,778
Aw, that's kinda sad.
874
00:34:44,821 --> 00:34:47,998
Which is why I'm reexamining
this case from top to bottom.
875
00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:49,304
And you solved it.
876
00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:50,697
Well, no.
877
00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:51,959
But I found something
pretty unusual.
878
00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:53,743
Well, you got something,
let's hear it. Go.
879
00:34:58,008 --> 00:34:59,923
TORRES:
Mm. That fancy gated community.
880
00:34:59,967 --> 00:35:02,317
Yeah, where we met
Grandpa Gamer.
881
00:35:02,361 --> 00:35:03,797
Yeah, I re-checked
his alibi.
882
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,408
He said he called our victim
about a glitchy Internet.
883
00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:08,106
Was he lying?McGEE: No.
884
00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:10,108
No, I hacked into
the community network
885
00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:11,631
and it is very glitchy.
886
00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:13,415
Reason being
all the malicious
887
00:35:13,459 --> 00:35:15,113
code and spyware.
888
00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:18,290
There's been 19 identity thefts
in this neighborhood alone.
889
00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:19,682
Who are we looking for?
890
00:35:19,726 --> 00:35:21,423
Well, that's
the problem, boss.
891
00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:22,990
I have no idea.
892
00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:25,253
I have no idea if this
even connects to our murder.
893
00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:26,602
Rule 39.
894
00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:28,430
No such thing
as coincidence.
895
00:35:28,474 --> 00:35:29,649
I agree.
896
00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:31,216
But right now,
that's the only lead I've got.
897
00:35:31,259 --> 00:35:33,131
Why is it disappearing?
898
00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:35,611
Well, I'm not doing that.
899
00:35:35,655 --> 00:35:37,918
Someone else must be logged
into the network.
900
00:35:37,961 --> 00:35:39,833
And they're deleting code.
901
00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:41,748
Deleting evidence.
902
00:35:41,791 --> 00:35:44,620
Uh, boss, whoever it is,
they're not using a VPN.
903
00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:45,621
I can track 'em.
904
00:35:45,665 --> 00:35:46,840
Do it, Elf Lord.
905
00:35:58,721 --> 00:35:59,766
Federal agents!
906
00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:03,117
Put your hands up.
907
00:36:07,339 --> 00:36:09,341
Elmer?
908
00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:12,866
Not the grandpa
we were expecting.
909
00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:15,738
Wh... Where am I?
910
00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:16,957
Get your hands up.
911
00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:23,050
Hey. I already said,
912
00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:24,965
I'm on this whole cocktail
of heart meds.
913
00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:26,880
Uh, they make me loopy.
914
00:36:26,923 --> 00:36:29,535
I must've wandered into
the computer room by accident.
915
00:36:29,578 --> 00:36:31,928
Logging into the network
and deleting evidence--
916
00:36:31,972 --> 00:36:33,756
was that an accident, too?
917
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,803
That razzle-dazzle tech crapola
is for kids.
918
00:36:36,846 --> 00:36:38,326
I don't do the Interwebs.
919
00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:39,806
Just puzzles.
Right?
920
00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:40,807
I'm old.
921
00:36:40,850 --> 00:36:42,591
I'm retired.
922
00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:44,593
Convincing story.
923
00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:46,856
Except you retired
924
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:49,163
from SwiftCast Communications,
where you were
925
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,773
senior vice president
926
00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:52,384
of network
technologies.
927
00:36:52,427 --> 00:36:54,690
That's why you can afford
to live in a gated community.
928
00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:56,997
Except you can't
afford it anymore.
929
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,217
'Cause you are broke.
930
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,914
Stock market's
931
00:37:00,957 --> 00:37:02,263
pretty fickle.
Plus,
932
00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:03,786
those HOA dues'll get you.
933
00:37:03,830 --> 00:37:06,224
Well, what's this
even prove, huh?
934
00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:08,965
Proves you're a murderer.
935
00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:12,665
N-Now wait.
936
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:14,710
I thought we were talking
about computers and networks.
937
00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:16,712
Now, how does that
connect me to a murder?
938
00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:18,714
We caught you deleting bad code.
939
00:37:18,758 --> 00:37:19,933
Your code.
940
00:37:19,976 --> 00:37:21,500
Code that was
put there
941
00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:23,893
to steal private information
from residents.
942
00:37:23,937 --> 00:37:26,069
Well, even if that were true,
943
00:37:26,113 --> 00:37:28,289
that's hacking.
That's not murder.
944
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:31,336
Until Grandpa Jesse started
complaining about glitches.
945
00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:34,295
And glitches are bad news
for gamers.
946
00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:36,950
Yes, they are.
947
00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:39,996
So Jesse called in his Navy
buddy to start looking into it.
948
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,998
You witnessed
that phone call.
949
00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:43,304
Petty Officer
Rojas
950
00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:45,088
was digging into the network.
951
00:37:45,132 --> 00:37:47,003
Chances are he already
found your code.
952
00:37:47,047 --> 00:37:48,831
You looked him up,
953
00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:51,791
found his apartment,
shot him.
954
00:37:53,749 --> 00:37:57,013
Agent Gibbs, do you even know
what any of this means?
955
00:37:57,057 --> 00:37:58,624
Node ID?
956
00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:00,452
DNS? DHCP?
957
00:38:02,889 --> 00:38:04,369
No, I didn't think so.
958
00:38:04,412 --> 00:38:07,154
So how are you gonna
get a prosecutor or a jury
959
00:38:07,197 --> 00:38:10,418
to understand
this technobabble theory?[phone dings]
960
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,295
We don't need to.
961
00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:19,862
While we've been talking,
962
00:38:19,906 --> 00:38:21,124
our forensic scientist
963
00:38:21,168 --> 00:38:23,126
has been processing
the .45-caliber handgun
964
00:38:23,170 --> 00:38:24,954
that we found
hidden in your garage.
965
00:38:24,998 --> 00:38:25,825
[door opens]
966
00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:28,306
Ballistics came back.
967
00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:31,744
This is the murder weapon.
968
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:36,923
I'm sure a jury
can understand that.
969
00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,794
Game over.
970
00:38:45,888 --> 00:38:47,107
[blasting on TV]
971
00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:48,891
[exclaiming]
972
00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:52,068
So much for Vitamin D, huh?
973
00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:53,548
Ah, they make
lamps for that.
974
00:38:53,592 --> 00:38:54,680
Huh.
975
00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:56,812
If my brothers
could see me now.
976
00:38:56,856 --> 00:38:58,510
Ha-ha!
977
00:38:58,553 --> 00:39:00,207
Ha.
Suck my glitter.
978
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:02,644
Whoa, potty mouth.
979
00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:04,211
I got more snacks.
980
00:39:04,254 --> 00:39:05,255
My turn now.
981
00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:06,256
Mm-mmm.
982
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,736
Not yet, leaf boy.
983
00:39:10,826 --> 00:39:14,352
Mama's about to mow down
the Teddy Bear King...
984
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,703
...and save the princess.
985
00:39:18,965 --> 00:39:20,793
Ha!
986
00:39:22,577 --> 00:39:24,405
Yes.
987
00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:25,841
Ooh.
988
00:39:33,675 --> 00:39:34,676
[knocking]
989
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:36,156
It's open.
990
00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:44,599
Agent Gibbs.
991
00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:46,427
Everything's here.
992
00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:50,736
Thanks.
993
00:39:50,779 --> 00:39:52,781
Okay.
994
00:39:54,653 --> 00:39:57,612
Listen, I-I should probably
explain about yesterday.
995
00:39:57,656 --> 00:40:00,398
No, there's no need.
996
00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:02,356
You set the rules.
997
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,705
I broke 'em.
998
00:40:03,749 --> 00:40:05,838
Yes, you did.
999
00:40:05,881 --> 00:40:08,406
In pretty spectacular fashion.
1000
00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:12,235
So spectacular that Phin
can't stop talking about it.
1001
00:40:12,279 --> 00:40:13,933
Apparently, you gave him
1002
00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:16,414
the "most totally awesome-est,
1003
00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:17,980
best day ever."
1004
00:40:18,024 --> 00:40:21,070
Phineas had
such a great day
1005
00:40:21,114 --> 00:40:22,985
that we had
1006
00:40:23,029 --> 00:40:24,987
a really good talk.
1007
00:40:25,031 --> 00:40:28,469
He opened up about...
everything.
1008
00:40:28,513 --> 00:40:30,166
Like you said, he's...
1009
00:40:30,210 --> 00:40:32,386
a smart kid.
1010
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:33,692
Yeah, he's a smart kid.
1011
00:40:35,345 --> 00:40:36,869
Loves Mom.
1012
00:40:36,912 --> 00:40:38,827
And I don't want to lose him.
1013
00:40:41,482 --> 00:40:42,483
Hey.
1014
00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:43,484
You all right?
1015
00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:46,313
Honestly, I don't know.
1016
00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:50,012
Turns out my ex is
going to fight the ruling.
1017
00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:53,581
More lawyers and money
than I'll ever have.
1018
00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:55,844
So...
1019
00:40:55,888 --> 00:40:57,846
maybe you could keep
1020
00:40:57,890 --> 00:41:00,066
Phin's overnight bag.
You know...
1021
00:41:00,109 --> 00:41:03,025
you know, for next time?
1022
00:41:03,069 --> 00:41:05,419
Well, I mean,
you know,
1023
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,290
until I find a sitter, and...
1024
00:41:07,334 --> 00:41:09,597
If you're still willing.
1025
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:17,475
I may not have seen it
at first, but...
1026
00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:20,521
...you're good for Phin.
1027
00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:22,784
Well...
1028
00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:24,569
that works both ways.
1029
00:41:26,527 --> 00:41:28,137
Thank you, Agent Gibbs.
1030
00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:30,052
Jethro.
1031
00:41:30,096 --> 00:41:31,837
Call me Jethro.
1032
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,274
Okay.
1033
00:41:34,317 --> 00:41:36,319
Thank you, Jethro.
1034
00:41:45,590 --> 00:41:47,548
[ding]
1035
00:41:48,723 --> 00:41:50,725
[ding]
1036
00:41:52,466 --> 00:41:54,468
[ding]
1037
00:42:05,871 --> 00:42:08,308
[chuckles]
1038
00:42:24,933 --> 00:42:27,893
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