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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:25,259 Laurel And Hardy - The Bullfighters 1945 English 2 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,637 - What's the matter with you? - I haven't got my air legs yet. 3 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,314 Oh. Nonsense. The trip down here was beautiful. 4 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:35,994 And here we are in beautiful Mexico City. 5 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,834 The land of sunshine and good fellowship. 6 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,793 And the land of beautiful señoritas. 7 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:45,316 - Yes. And those good old hot tamales. - Ha-ha-ha-ha! 8 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,277 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 9 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,713 Whew. 10 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:40,480 Get me out of here. 11 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,992 HARDY: To the Hotel El Matador. Please. 12 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:18,432 Well. At last we've got a whole cab all to ourselves. 13 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,069 Yes. Sir. It was worthwhile waiting for. 14 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,272 You know. We should have taken this cab in the first place. 15 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,756 Then we wouldn't have any... 16 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,719 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 17 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,392 Thank you. Gentlemen. 18 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,398 - How much. My good man? - Dos pesos. 19 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,472 Dos pesos. 20 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,792 Stanley. Get the book. 21 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,194 You'll find it in the D's. 22 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,156 Dees, dams, dose... 23 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:20,715 Dos pesos. 24 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,035 Why. That's two dollars. 25 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,635 - That's what I've been trying to tell you. - Thank you. 26 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,679 - Pay him. Stanley. - Why didn't you say so in the first place? 27 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,794 CLERK: Give this to Mr. Coleman as soon as you see him. Rush it. 28 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,190 Thanks. I'll rush it to him. 29 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,510 - Anything for me, handsome? - No. Miss Blake. 30 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,875 The afternoon mail... 31 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,792 - won't be in for half an hour. - Oh. 32 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,510 Well. I'll be back by then. 33 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,480 CLERK: Good morning. Gentlemen. - Good morning. 34 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,029 Have you a reservation for Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy? 35 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,436 Indeed I have, sir. 36 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,430 - Welcome to Mexico City. - Thank you. 37 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:23,114 - Got a room for Mr. McCoy? - Yes. Sir. 38 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,836 - He's forging my name. - Shh. 39 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,759 I'm sorry. Sir. But I require your address. 40 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,474 Golly. I can't write. 41 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,510 Thanks. Partner. 42 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,349 Take this gentleman to 410. Please. 43 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:53,029 - Here on pleasure? - Pleasure and business. 44 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,799 Oh. I see. 45 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,551 Something very confidential. 46 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:06,151 We're looking for a girl by the name of Hattie Blake. 47 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:10,035 - Better known as Larceny Nell. - What? 48 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,835 I say, we are looking for a girl by the name of Hattie Blake... 49 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,360 Oh. Shut up. 50 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:16,994 - Ls that so? - Yes, sir. 51 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,397 Gentlemen. She just left the hotel. But she'll be back very shortly. 52 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,034 We'll hang around the lobby. 53 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,555 When you see her come in. Will you give us the eye? 54 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,040 Anything to help John Law. 55 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,760 - Thank you. - Boy. Take those bags up to 418. Please. 56 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,434 - And will you take these coats also? - Yes. Sir. 57 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,996 I wish the convention was over. So I could get out of this rented suit. 58 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,958 You hurry up and get your shopping done. 59 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,760 All right. Don't you forget to memorize your speech. 60 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:48,515 - I won't. Don't forget them love-birds. - All right. Babykins. 61 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,671 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 62 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:03,876 “Fellow Bricklayers. Having been called upon by the president of our local... 63 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,799 to make a few remarks regarding our honourable profession... 64 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,837 I know that you guys like myself... 65 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,795 having gone past the fourth grade in school. Will understand my sentiments. 66 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,479 And I take great pleasure in... “. 67 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:19,191 Pardon me. My good man. But would you move over a trifle. Please? 68 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,353 Thank you. 69 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,154 “Fellow Bricklayers. Having-♪ [Rock] 70 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,400 I'm terribly sorry. But... 71 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,309 accidents will happen. 72 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,516 “Fellow Bricklayers. Having been called upon by the president of our local... 73 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,354 to make a few remarks regarding our profession-♪ [Rock] 74 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:57,389 “Fellow Bricklayers. Having been called upon by the president of our local... 75 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:01,030 to make a few remarks regarding our honourable profession-♪ [Rock] 76 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:09,554 “Fellow Bricklayers. Having been called upon by the president of our local-♪ [Rock] 77 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,673 “Fellow Bricklayers. Having been called upon-♪ [Rock] 78 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:44,556 “Fellow Bricklayers. Having been called upon by the president of our local... 79 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,553 to make a few remarks regarding our honourable profession... 80 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,358 I know that you guys like myself... 81 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,796 having gone past the fourth grade in school... 82 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:56,397 will understand my sentiments. And I take great pleasure in... “. 83 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,472 Gentlemen! 84 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:02,235 [YELLS IN SPANISH] 85 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,116 What's going on here? Who started this? 86 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,835 - He did. - He did. I'm sitting. Learning my speech... 87 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,389 - What were you doing? - I was minding my own business. 88 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,756 I was sitting here. And I turned that like that. 89 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,992 Just to see what would happen. 90 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,753 - Oh. So you did it. - I didn't. 91 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,718 Come here. Stand right there. 92 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:29,757 - Will you hold him there? - With pleasure. 93 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,912 Thank you. Don't let him move. 94 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:46,038 Who is the dancer? She is most wonderful in all the world. 95 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,878 My little Conchita. 96 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,316 And who is going to fix it so I work... 97 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,596 at the Café of the Bullfighters... 98 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:54,592 and be big success? 99 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,393 Lam. 100 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,799 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 101 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,593 Come in. 102 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,669 Excuse me. Mr. Muldoon. But Hotshot Coleman is here. 103 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,797 Okay. Send him in. 104 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,515 Well. Well. Richard K. What's the good word? 105 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,240 Everything in the palm of the hand. What's new with you? 106 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,357 Hello. Gump. Meet señorita Conchita. 107 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,511 - Mucho gusto. - The pleasure is mutual. 108 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,557 I have Don Sebastian photos from Spain. 109 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,757 Those will do for the billboards and papers. 110 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,036 Fine. Hotshot. You and I should clean up... 111 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,999 - a basketful on this promotion. COLEMAN: That's a cinch. 112 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:32,350 What are trying to give me, Hotshot? What's the gag? 113 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,471 Those are the pictures I promised you, RK. 114 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,870 Don Sebastian. The world's greatest bullfighter. 115 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:40,869 You're nuts. Hotshot. This guy's from Peoria, Illinois. 116 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,879 I know him. And I've got good cause to remember him. 117 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:47,590 You're nuts. He's never been out of Spain. It's his first trip to Mexico. 118 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,394 Show him the envelope the pictures came in. Look here. 119 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,153 Look at that: Spanish stamps. 120 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:55,637 It's inconceivable that there could be two faces like that. 121 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,031 - But you're convinced. Huh? - See. Here's the photographer's name... 122 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,117 El Toro Studio, Barcelona, Spain. 123 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,669 I'd swear it was that little guy in Peoria. 124 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,837 Oh. What's Peoria got to do with it? 125 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,594 What difference would it make if he did come from Peoria? 126 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:12,037 - What difference does it make? - What difference does it make? 127 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,232 Lock. You better go back to the nightclub and practice dancing. 128 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:19,473 I'll meet you for dinner. And don't you worry about not being a big hit. 129 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,711 I'll shoot anyone who doesn't like you. 130 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,833 Okay. Kid. 131 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,473 Let's see. Where were we? 132 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,199 - Peoria. - Peoria. 133 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,595 - Peoria! - Yeah. 134 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:36,230 Listen. Hotshot. Eight years ago in Peoria... 135 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,518 - Yeah? - Two private detectives... 136 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,040 LAWYER: Mr. Laurel... 137 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:45,234 I want you to think very carefully before answering my next question. 138 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:48,677 Are you positive that this is the man you identify... 139 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,719 as the one who committed the crime? It is quite important... 140 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,110 that you answer my question without prejudice. 141 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,953 Are you positive? 142 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:04,997 I'm positive that I'm absolutely positive. 143 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:14,795 - Order in the court. - I'm sorry. Your Honour... 144 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,873 but I'm positively more positive... 145 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,593 than he is positive. 146 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,632 Sit down. Mr. Hardy. 147 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,789 LAWYER: Your Honour... 148 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,752 that makes it doubly conclusive. 149 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,638 That closes the case. 150 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,598 Gentlemen of the jury... 151 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,633 I leave the matter entirely in your hands. 152 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,114 You've heard the evidence... 153 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:42,193 the arguments by counsel and last witness in rebuttal. 154 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,192 You may now retire. 155 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,273 - Your Honour, we've reached our verdict. - Guilty! 156 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,391 You've convicted an innocent man! 157 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,358 I sentence you to 20 years. Hard labour. 158 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,750 I'm innocent, Your Honour. I'm innocent! 159 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,312 I'll get you two guys... 160 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,279 if it's the last thing I ever do. 161 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,632 - Ha-ha-ha-ha... - Ha! 162 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,194 COLEMAN: So you served 20 years at hard labour. Huh? 163 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,470 No. 164 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:15,520 After five years. The guilty man confessed. I was released. 165 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,638 But I lost everything. The lawyers took my fortune... 166 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,638 my wife divorced me... 167 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,633 my home was broken up. Everything. 168 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:26,480 Those two bloodhounds ruined my life. 169 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,280 I had to flee to Mexico to start life anew. 170 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,875 But someday. I'll run across them again... 171 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,832 and when I do... 172 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,237 - I'm going to skin them alive. - Uh-huh. 173 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,993 First. The little one... 174 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,554 then the big one. 175 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:45,357 - I'm going to skin them alive. - Take it easy. Richard K. 176 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,796 [WOMEN CHATTER INDISTINCTLY] 177 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,997 Oh. There is the great Don Sebastian. 178 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,316 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 179 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:11,279 Don't sit there. Our other clothes are not dry yet. 180 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,959 My hero. 181 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,240 Come on. Snap out of it. 182 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,157 Wipe your mouth. 183 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,472 My key. Please. 184 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,190 Look. Sebastian is here. 185 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,360 - Now pull yourself together. - Welcome to Mexico City. 186 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,158 - Thank you. - And to you too. Sir. 187 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,152 - Thank you. Sir. - When did you arrive? 188 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,914 - We got in this morning. - Why didn't you let me know? 189 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,117 - What for? - What for? 190 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,918 I've got you billed over this town. 191 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,596 Don Sebastian. The greatest bullfighter in the world from Barcelona, Spain. 192 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,239 I'm afraid you're mistaken. Sir. 193 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,835 I'm Mr. Hardy. And this is my good friend. Mr. Laurel. 194 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,957 - How do you do? - How do you do? 195 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,755 Do you mean you're not Don Sebastian. The great bullfighter from Barcelona? 196 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,480 Why no. Sir. We've never been in Barcelona in our lives. 197 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,029 - No? - We come from Peoria. 198 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,395 Peoria. Oh.... 199 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,519 Ever run across a fellow by the name of Richard K. Muldoon? 200 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:38,913 Richard K.... Oh. Why of course. 201 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:42,750 I sent him to prison for 20 year. 202 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,000 Really? 203 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,793 - Yes. Sir. - You sent him to prison? 204 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,395 I was the one that sent him to prison. I 205 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,678 I beg your pardon. Sir. But why do you ask? 206 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,314 Well. I'm in business with him. 207 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,518 - I left his office not over an hour ago. - An hour ago? 208 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,870 Well. How did he get out of prison so soon? 209 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,357 After five years. They found he was innocent. The real guy confessed. 210 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,313 - Innocent? - That's right. 211 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,193 Gee. That's terrible. 212 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,273 Maybe you better go apologize. That's an awful thing to do to. 213 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,198 I better go and apologize? 214 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,159 Why. You were the one that so falsely accused him. 215 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:18,358 Why. If you had a spark of manhood left in your system... 216 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,120 you'd go right over and apologize to Mr. Muldoon. 217 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,833 - I'll do that... - Just a minute. 218 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,316 If you'll take my tip you'll never cross his path... 219 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,319 because he said he was gonna skin you both alive. 220 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,636 Now. If you're smart you'll get out of town... 221 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,719 because he said, "First the little one then the big one..." 222 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,514 I'll skin them both alive.“ 223 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,593 - Thanks for the information. - Good day. Gentlemen. 224 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,916 - Good day. - Goodbye. 225 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,792 Sit down. 226 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,829 Over here. 227 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:58,999 Well. Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. 228 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,318 - You know what? - What? 229 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:05,275 We'd better find Larceny Nell and get back to Peoria as fast as we can. 230 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:09,599 I guess you're right. We certainly don't want to be skinned alive. 231 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:14,158 I should say not. I don't want to walk around in my bones... 232 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,078 rattling all over the place. 233 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:25,399 I didn't think it was possible there was another face like that in all the world. 234 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:48,119 - I wish you good luck. Señor. - Thank you. We need it. 235 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,954 You know. That girl's face is kind of familiar to me. 236 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,440 Oh. Nonsense. 237 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,951 She's probably some dame that thinks that you're the bullfighter. 238 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,471 No. I've seen her somewhere before. 239 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,389 Psst! She's at the cocktail bar. 240 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,955 Atlantic City. 241 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,559 - Come on. - Where are you going? 242 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,115 - I've found Larceny Nell. - Where is she? 243 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:26,551 She shook hands a moment ago. And you didn't even recognize her. 244 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,353 Come on. 245 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,391 Won't you join me in a drink. Don Sebastian? 246 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,159 Madam. He's not a bullfighter. 247 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,711 We're detectives and you're under arrest. 248 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,312 You can't arrest me. I'm on Mexican territory. You can't touch me. 249 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,596 We can't. Huh? We have the papers. 250 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,513 - What papers? - The extradition papers. 251 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,593 - Are you kidding? - Kidding? 252 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:16,273 - So. What? - You give me back those papers. 253 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,517 - Try and get them. - I certainly... 254 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,599 Papers or no papers, you're coming with us. Get the handcuffs. 255 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,513 - Get the handcuffs, Stanley. - Get your hands off of me. 256 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,273 Take your hands off of me. 257 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,590 - Get the handcuffs, quick. - Let me go. 258 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,518 I'll not. 259 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,074 Come on. Stanley. Help me. 260 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,151 - Here. - Let me go. 261 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:43,713 Madam. You might as well come along quietly. 262 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,473 Ow! 263 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,039 No. No. Stanley. You can't hit a lady. 264 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,277 She's no lady. 265 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,630 I'm not. Huh? 266 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,917 [LAUGHS] 267 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,316 [LAUGHING] 268 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,798 [EGGS CRUNCH] 269 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:58,158 Now. You're coming with us or else. 270 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,758 Ow! 271 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,677 Boss. I got a telegram for you. It's important. 272 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,280 - How long have you been carrying this? - About three hours. 273 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,716 We're behind the eight ball. It ain't transparent. 274 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,678 Don Sebastian's passport's been held up. 275 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,276 - You mean he ain't coming? - Not exactly. But I need him here now. 276 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,710 Boss. I got an idea. 277 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,551 - So have I. - It wasn't my fault. 278 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,114 It wasn't your fault? 279 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,039 I had the dame right in my hand. And you had to mess it up. 280 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,072 I'm happy to meet you again so soon. 281 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,669 I'm having a difficulty. And you can do me a favour... 282 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,518 for which I'm prepared to pay you. 283 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,196 I'm sorry. But we're not interested. We have to pack. We're leaving the city. 284 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,920 - Yeah. But this is... - I'm sorry. 285 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,680 - I wonder what he wanted. - I don't care what he wanted. 286 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,478 We're gonna pack and get out of here. 287 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:27,240 We're going to stay as far away from that guy as we can. 288 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,796 - Why? - Because he and Muldoon are like that. 289 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,149 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 290 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,993 Come in. 291 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,237 Pardon me. Gentlemen. 292 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,994 - May I use your phone? - Yeah. Help yourself. 293 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,515 Get me Richard K. Muldoon. 294 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,716 Just what was the proposition you had in the hall? 295 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,595 Remember this morning when I mistook Mr. Laurel for Don Sebastian? 296 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,433 - Yes. - By a strange coincidence... 297 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,672 Mr. Laurel is the living image of Don Sebastian from Barcelona. 298 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:59,839 But unfortunately. Don Sebastian has been held up by passport trouble. 299 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,360 So as a great favour to me... 300 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,512 and for which. I am prepared to pay you very handsomely... 301 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,717 I want you to impersonate him. 302 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,319 I'm not gonna fight any bulls. 303 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,393 - What do you think I...? - Get me Richard K. Muldoon. 304 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,237 I don't want to fight any bulls. 305 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,431 I don't like bulls. 306 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,517 - I'm allergic to bulls. - Listen... 307 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,832 Don Sebastian will certainly be here for the big bullfight. 308 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,519 I don't have to fight any bulls? 309 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:28,190 Absolutely not. All I want you to do is impersonate him, meet the press... 310 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,830 have your pictures taken. Meet all the ladies. Be seen in public places. 311 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,873 I'm taking you out tonight and show you a good time. 312 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,672 - And we get paid for that? - Definitely. 313 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,951 But suppose we run across this Mr. Muldoon? 314 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,719 Oh. Leave him to me. 315 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,513 He won't know me with these clothes? 316 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,911 No. You listen. I'm having my tailor. Señor Guttenberg. Come up here... 317 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,118 and attire you in the costume usually worn by bullfighters. 318 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,879 When he gets through with you... 319 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,600 Mr. Muldoon can look you in the eye and skin you alive... 320 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,799 I mean. He'll swear you're someone from Peoria... Barcelona, Spain. 321 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,799 - It's a deal. - Thank you. Sir. 322 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,798 - Adios. Haste la vista. - Adios. 323 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,520 - Do you think it's all right? - Of course it's all right. 324 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,998 We'll have a good time and pick up a few pesos. 325 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,832 [SPANISH MUSIC PLAYS] 326 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,758 - Señor Hotshot. - Luis. 327 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,799 - And a very distinguished guest. - You recognize Don Sebastian? 328 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,316 But who could fail? His face is on every billboard in Mexico City. 329 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,630 - Nice table, Luis. - The best in the house. 330 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,309 Señorita Tangerine. Don Sebastian. 331 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,114 Ah. My hero. 332 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,995 That's what I call hospitality. 333 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,550 Remember your dignity. Steady now. 334 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,074 Si. 335 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,037 Senores y Senoritas. It is my pleasure to announce... 336 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,352 that we have with us tonight. Direct from Barcelona... 337 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,750 the great Don Sebastian. 338 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,633 [CROWD APPLAUDS] 339 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,110 Now. Take a bow. 340 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,636 No. Get on your feet, take off your hat. Take a big bow. 341 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,154 - Have you got a match? - Sure. 342 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,112 No. 343 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,597 Well. Light this. 344 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,359 [LAUGHING] 345 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,555 Hey. Boss. Muldoon's on his way in. 346 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,512 Muldoon? 347 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:41,030 Sit down. He won't recognize you. But don't speak English. 348 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,990 Ah. Hotshot. 349 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,231 - How are you? - Richard K.. meet Don Sebastian. 350 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,674 - How do you do? - Si. 351 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,992 - Sit here. You'll see the show better. - Oh. Thanks. 352 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:57,878 You know. It's a lucky thing for you. I know you really are Don Sebastian... 353 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:02,950 because if you weren't. But the guy you remind me of. I'd skin you alive. 354 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,756 But then you wouldn't know what I'm talking about. Ha-ha-ha! 355 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,796 Oh. I beg your pardon. 356 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:15,359 Well. This fellow that looked like you had a friend. A human hippopotamus. 357 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,916 Why. If I had that mass of blubber here right now... 358 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,753 I'd crush him alive. 359 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,191 Like this. 360 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,198 [NUTS CRUNCH] 361 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:35,159 Senores y senoras. Now we present the original Latin bombshell... 362 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,193 Conchita. 363 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,751 Muchas gracias. 364 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,031 [BAND PLAYS] 365 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,470 [SINGS IN SPANISH] 366 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,555 Marvellous. Conchita. Marvellous. 367 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,360 Oh. May I present Don Sebastian. Señorita Conchita. 368 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,198 - Mucho gusto. - Si. 369 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,835 Take a bow. Not a big one. 370 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,755 Oh, mi muchachito, come. 371 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,679 I'm going to teach you how to do the rhumba. 372 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,396 Some other time. I'm talking business with Don Sebastian and Hotshot. 373 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,678 Oh. No. No. No. You come right now. Come on. 374 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,633 I'm only gonna to teach you two steps of conga. Okay? 375 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,998 Now. With your left foot. You will cover three steps to the left... 376 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,800 and then you kick to the fourth. Okay. Watch. 377 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,350 One. Two. Three kick. 378 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,397 One. Two. Three kick. 379 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,678 Oh. It's very simple. Come on. Let's try it now. 380 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,076 One. Two. Three kick. 381 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,151 One. Two. Three kick. 382 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:54,070 Oh. That's wonderful. Come on. Everybody. 383 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,516 Now. The second one. The second one, you kick. 384 00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:02,470 You walk just about the same. Only you kick a little bit different, like this. Watch. 385 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:07,197 One. Two. Back. Kick. One. Two. Back. Kick. 386 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:11,758 All right. Come on. Attaboy. 387 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,599 Now let's try the fourth one. Goes like this. Watch. 388 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:20,960 One. Two. Down. One. Two. Dawn. 389 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:24,551 Oh. You're doing fine. You're a brave boy. 390 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:29,391 Now. One. Two. Down. Up. One. two... 391 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:30,999 [PANTS RIP] 392 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,838 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 393 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,839 There's a strange mule in my stall. Take that mask off. 394 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,560 Go on. Go on. Get out of here. 395 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,317 You better go back. 396 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,671 [HARDY YELLS, PLATES CRASH] 397 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,837 Come on. Man. 398 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,196 - I'm terribly sorry. - The pleasure's mutual. 399 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,317 It's all right. 400 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,315 Most embarrassing. 401 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,874 Lucky for me. I got two pairs of pants with this suit. 402 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:27,796 - You can't beat Señor Guttenberg. - A telephone call for you, Don Sebastian. 403 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,515 Si. 404 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:32,949 Is this you, Stan? 405 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,078 Si, senora. 406 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,560 Hello. Hello. 407 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,398 - If he's bullfighter, I'm Mickey Mouse. - He's a cute little person. 408 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,356 Another call for you. 409 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:53,720 Si. 410 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,033 - Who is this? - This is me. Si. 411 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,038 Hello. Hello. 412 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:09,115 That reminds me. I must talk to the committee. Luis. 413 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,394 - Bring me the telephone. - I'm very sorry. It is busy... 414 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,398 but you can use the one in the booth. 415 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,471 - Will you pardon me? - Careful. Your pants. 416 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,557 Oh. Thanks. 417 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,551 Thanks for the lovely time. Mr. Potshot. 418 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,114 Hotshot. 419 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,039 - Well. I've got to be going. You see... - Where are you going? 420 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,277 - I got to meet Ollie... - You're going nowhere. 421 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,273 We haven't set this deal yet. Sit still and enjoy yourself... 422 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,954 - and don't speak English. - Si. 423 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,037 Potshot. 424 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,473 I thought you said it was Hotshot. 425 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,870 - Another call for you. - Hello. 426 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,834 - Hello. Stan. This is Ollie. - Where are you? 427 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,599 I'm in the telephone booth. 428 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:07,078 You'd better get out of there. Muldoon's on his way over to make a call. 429 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,514 Oh! Oh, Oh! 430 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,720 Muldoon must have got him. Come on. 431 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,033 What happened? 432 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,671 Get to the hotel. I'll see you later. 433 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,757 Go on. Beat it. 434 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,237 [PANTS RIP] 435 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,280 - I'll sure be glad to get out of here. - So will I. 436 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,470 As soon as Mr. Hotfoot comes with the money... 437 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:40,914 we'll be on our way. 438 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,720 His name is not Hotfoot. It's Hotshot. 439 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,240 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 440 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,073 Come in. 441 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,749 - Well. Good morning. Gentlemen. - Good morning. 442 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,758 You're not preparing to leave. Are you? 443 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,349 We certainly are. After that experience last night... 444 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,676 we don't want to run into Mr. Muldoon again. 445 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,759 - Why? Nothing happened. - Yeah. But it was a very close shave. 446 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:02,275 I have some bad news. I'm in a terrible spot. 447 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,990 I received a telegram. Don Sebastian's passport has been held indefinitely... 448 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,470 and he can't arrive in time for the big fight. 449 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,756 - So what? - So what! 450 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,516 I've signed a contract. Accepted a check in advance. You've been advertised. 451 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,637 Last night. You were seen as Don Sebastian. 452 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,191 So from now on, you are Don Sebastian. And you have to go through with it. 453 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,596 - You mean you want me to fight a bull? - Exactly. 454 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,838 - That boy can't fight any bull. - Listen. There's nothing to it. 455 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,993 I'll get you an old. Contented. Blind bull. 456 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,511 Old. Blind or contented. I won't do it. 457 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,836 - I don't blame you, Stanley. - Thank you. Ollie. 458 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:38,351 - Gentlemen, can I use your telephone? - Help yourself. 459 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,392 Me fight a blind. Contented bull. 460 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,200 Get me Richard K. Muldoon. 461 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,758 Operator. 462 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,594 Oh.... 463 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:54,749 Gump! 464 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,674 - What is it. Boss? - Get Muldoon. 465 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,078 Stanley... 466 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:14,675 on second thought. I think you'd better consider this. 467 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,234 What do you mean consider? 468 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,478 - Don't jump at conclusions. - Who's jumping? 469 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,154 And don't make hasty decisions. 470 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:26,149 Don't be so selfish. Think of me once in a while. 471 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,954 At least you can do this for my sake. 472 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,434 For your sake? 473 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,638 You don't wanna see me skinned alive. Do you? 474 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,638 Listen. You have only one alternative. 475 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,599 Either honour and glory as thousands cheer... 476 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,798 or slow death by my good friend Muldoon. 477 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,673 What do you say? 478 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,674 I don't know. But I think I'm hooked. 479 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,314 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 480 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,231 Who's there? MULDOON: Muldoon. 481 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,033 And... 482 00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:01,554 - Well. Come in. Richard K. - Hi. Hotshot. Hello, Sebastian. 483 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,193 Well. Now... 484 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,629 I have good news for you. 485 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,837 This week. We have the finest bulls in years. 486 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,832 - Really? - Here's the committee selection. 487 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,673 A big. Fine. Black. Courageous one. 488 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,036 No. No. No. This one. 489 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:25,711 Big fighter, so quick that he turns his tail around on a peso. 490 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,038 - There's a beautiful animal. - Fine bull. 491 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:33,632 - Last Sunday. He killed three matadors. - Three. Mind you. 492 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,832 - What about the blind and contented one? - Blind and contented? 493 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,435 That's a breed of bulls they have in Barcelona, Spain. 494 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,870 Leave the pictures and I'll make our selections. 495 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:47,359 You can't go wrong. Those bulls are killer and worthy of your fine technique. 496 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,551 You said it, kid. 497 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,196 Take Don Sebastian out to the bull farm and let him make his own selection. 498 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,755 - Good idea. I'll call you later. - Fine. Idifis. 499 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,598 - Adios. - Adios. 500 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,832 - Come along. Conchita. - No. No. No. Come on this way. 501 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,150 - I beg your pardon. Adios. - Adios. 502 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,518 Help! 503 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,958 Blind and contented bulls. I ought to... 504 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,234 Here are Señor Muldoon's finest bulls. 505 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,637 This is my son, Pancho. He's gonna be a great bullfighter someday. 506 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,839 You hear that? Even the little kid isn't afraid of the bulls. 507 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,196 - How do you know he's not afraid? - I'll ask him. 508 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,789 - You aren't afraid of the bulls? - Si, señor. 509 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,115 He said, “Yes. “. 510 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,430 - He said. "Yes." he wasn't. Right? - No. Señor. 511 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,079 - You see. - Here's a fine bull. 512 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,999 He comes from a very fine family. His name is Little Caesar. 513 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,111 - Little Caesar. - His brother Big Caesar... 514 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,470 - killed a matador last week. - Killed? 515 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:49,356 Si. One slip of the foot. Too slow in the wrist. It's all over. 516 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:53,554 - Where is Big Caesar now? - He's inside. Come. I'll show you. 517 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,238 This way. Señor. 518 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,270 Now cut that out. 519 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,393 [LAUGHS] 520 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,955 Oh. Come on. 521 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,553 You have seen all the bulls on the farm except these two. 522 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,990 Now you see? There... 523 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,757 Come here. 524 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,352 There's nothing to be afraid of. 525 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,520 This one here. He's loco. He's a killer. 526 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,594 - Well. How about this one down here? - He's gentle. He's kind. He's contented. 527 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:57,194 Are you sure of that? 528 00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,079 They call him a gentleman cow. 529 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,477 There you see? Gentle. Kind and contented. 530 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,792 I'm not gonna fight that bull, Ollie. 531 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,311 Listen. You heard what the man said. They're gentle. Kind and contented. 532 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:15,559 - Why. That bull wouldn't hurt a fly. - Yeah. But I'm not a fly. 533 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,073 [YELLING] 534 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,875 [SPEAKS SPANISH] 535 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,516 [YELLING] 536 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,114 Stop. Come back with my wagon. 537 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,310 Stanley. Stop it. 538 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,070 Look out for that tree. 539 00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,956 [HARDY GRUNTS AND GROANS] 540 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,231 Come here. 541 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,112 Get that thing off of me and take it easy. 542 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,397 [GRUNTS AND GROANS] 543 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,316 - Come on. - Where are you going? 544 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:07,957 Thanks to you. I've got to see Señor Guttenberg. 545 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,591 [CROWD CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY] 546 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,994 [TRUMPETS PLAY] 547 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,317 There you are. 548 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,631 I wish we'd never met that Mr. Shotfoot. 549 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,949 Now. Don't worry. 550 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:15,078 Remember, every cloud has a silver lining... 551 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:17,390 and look at the money we're gonna get. 552 00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,278 - How much? - Mr. Hotshot gave me... 553 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,432 his word of honour that we'd get half of what he gets. 554 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,911 Well. Well. Well. Wonderful. You look like a million dollars. 555 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,879 You ought to see the greatest crowd in Mexico City's history. 556 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,156 I wish I had half of that gate. 557 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,112 - Is that all we're going to get? - What? 558 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,271 A piece of gate. 559 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,949 [MATADOR MOANS] 560 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:47,959 Probably carelessness. 561 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,913 - I'm not going to do it, I'll tell you. - Come here. Brother. 562 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,559 This is what you need. 563 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,036 Take a shot of this. It'll give you courage. 564 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:56,992 There you are. 565 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,956 That settles it. 566 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,793 - Beat it. Here's Muldoon. - Muldoon. 567 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,678 Muldoon. 568 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,109 - Come in. Richard K. - Hi. Don Sebastian. 569 00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,637 Just dropped in to wish you good luck and brought a present for you... 570 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,751 I thought you might like. This sword... 571 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:27,470 belonged to Jose Acapulco, the greatest toreador in Mexico. 572 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:31,469 Why. With this sword. You could almost skin a bull alive. 573 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,715 - Thanks. - How well I remember Jose Acapulco. 574 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,349 He was graceful like a dancer. 575 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:49,273 This is the way he makes his kill. 576 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,437 [HARDY YELLS AS CROWD CHEERS] 577 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,472 Listen to that crowd roar. 578 00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:57,279 Let us drink to your success. 579 00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:02,873 Don Sebastian. Today you are going to make bullfighting history. 580 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,473 Salud! 581 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,159 Good luck. 582 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,229 Come. Conchita. Hotshot. Let's get to our seats. 583 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,477 [SPEAKS SPANISH] 584 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,829 Good luck and take it easy. 585 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,309 Put that down. 586 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,552 You can't drink that stuff when we've got work to do. 587 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:34,151 - I feel faint. - Well. I'll get you some smelling salts. 588 00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,398 Now. Don't faint until I come back. 589 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,757 [CROWD CHEERS] 590 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:11,034 - Gracias, señor. - Gracias. 591 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:16,916 - Who is that guy? - Why. That's Don Sebastian. 592 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,879 Don Sebastian? You're crazy. He's in his dressing room. 593 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,431 Oh. You're crazy. I just picked him up at the airport. 594 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,556 [MATADOR MOANS] 595 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,749 Skin him alive. 596 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,636 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 597 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,200 I come to wish you luck. 598 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,194 Put that down. 599 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,038 [SPEAKS SPANISH] 600 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,760 See what that stuff is doing? You're double talking. 601 00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,991 Come on. The crowd's waiting. 602 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:26,033 [SPEAKS SPANISH] 603 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:44,472 Now. Get out there and stay out of the way of the bull. 604 00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:46,639 [CHEERING] 605 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,391 [TRUMPETS PLAY] 606 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:35,360 ow! 607 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,635 This guy's terrific. Let me congratulate you. 608 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,194 Knew you'd like him. 609 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,594 - Say. Ollie. - What? 610 00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,952 - You know what? - What? 611 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,754 I've decided that I'm not gonna fight any bull. 612 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:24,799 Get back in that ring. 613 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,314 Now go ahead out there and fight that bull. 614 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,113 Go on. 615 00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,232 - What are you trying to give me? - What? 616 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,670 - That's Hardy. The flatfoot from Peoria. - Oh. No. 617 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,309 The other guy is Laurel. They sent me up for 20 years. 618 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,711 - Now, Richard K, control yourself. - Control myself, you... 619 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,151 - Turn the bulls loose. - Turn the bulls loose. 620 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,632 [INDISTINCT CHATTER AND YELLING] 621 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,153 [CRIES] 622 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:38,195 Hey. Stan. Come on. Let's get out of here. 623 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,270 Come on. Stan. I think... 624 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:48,556 Hey. Stan. Let's get out of here. Muldoon. 625 00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,749 Pardon me. Señoritas. 626 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,200 Sure was clever the way you gave Muldoon the slip. 627 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,910 Thank you. Stanley. Now always remember any time you get in trouble... 628 00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,594 - you can depend upon me. - Thank you. Ollie. 629 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:18,274 Get our overcoats and we'll sneak down the fire escape. 630 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,078 Now there's another clever idea. 631 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:23,716 - He'll never expect us to go that way. - No. 632 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:27,038 You sure are full of ideas. Ollie. 633 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,191 First. The little one... 634 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,630 then the big one. 635 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,354 Take your clothes off. 636 00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:59,273 - Thank you. Ollie. - You're welcome. 637 00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,595 Oh. Don't get that dirty. 638 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:07,792 Well. Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. 639 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,513 Well. I couldn't help it. 640 00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:13,600 Come on. Let's get back to Peoria where we belong. 641 00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,791 [BONES CLATTER] 50171

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