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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,004 --> 00:00:07,254 I know she went out, but what I'd like to know is where did she go! 2 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:12,645 - Maybe she went to the mountains with Betty. - That's probably just where she is. 3 00:00:12,848 --> 00:00:14,640 She makes me sick! 4 00:00:14,842 --> 00:00:18,222 She knew we were coming today. Why did she go to the mountains? 5 00:00:18,431 --> 00:00:22,650 Well, if she didn't go to the mountains, Mohammed would have to come here. 6 00:00:26,248 --> 00:00:29,752 What has Mohammed got to do with my wife? 7 00:00:32,349 --> 00:00:34,175 ''Notes from the clubs''. 8 00:00:34,383 --> 00:00:36,208 - Ooohh! - What's the matter? 9 00:00:36,417 --> 00:00:39,400 ''Honolulu liner sinking. Foundering in typhoon.'' 10 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:43,191 ''Passengers and crew on SS Muana in panic as wireless fails.'' 11 00:00:43,396 --> 00:00:47,661 ''Sister ship Leuana reaches scene of disaster in 90 mile gale.'' 12 00:00:47,862 --> 00:00:50,765 ''Rescue ship due back in Los Angeles harbour tomorrow.'' 13 00:00:50,973 --> 00:00:52,243 - Oh... - Oh! 14 00:00:52,448 --> 00:00:56,395 Can you beat that? I'm sure glad we didn't go. 15 00:00:56,596 --> 00:00:58,229 If we had... 16 00:00:58,470 --> 00:01:00,137 Ooohh! What are we going to do? 17 00:01:00,344 --> 00:01:03,372 We've got to get out of here. We'll spend the night in a hotel. 18 00:01:03,574 --> 00:01:06,161 Put that paper down and let's go! 19 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:08,033 Get that! 20 00:01:09,875 --> 00:01:13,141 Pick that up so they won't know that we've been here. 21 00:01:14,621 --> 00:01:17,082 - Betty, let me... - No, I'll pay. 22 00:01:17,293 --> 00:01:19,040 Take everything! 23 00:01:21,161 --> 00:01:22,636 Aaahhh! 24 00:01:22,836 --> 00:01:27,101 We'll hide. No, not there! Get up! 25 00:01:31,490 --> 00:01:33,600 - Come on, get... - Ooohh! 26 00:01:36,585 --> 00:01:38,222 Oh! Get... 27 00:01:42,344 --> 00:01:46,893 - Betty, did you hear that? - I certainly did. 28 00:01:56,099 --> 00:01:58,374 There's no one in there. 29 00:01:59,299 --> 00:02:04,247 Betty, I could have sworn I heard that door close. 30 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:08,131 It's probably our imagination. We're both so nervous and upset. 31 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:11,965 Oh, Betty! Do you really think that they're safe? 32 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:15,883 Don't worry, dear. Let's think for the best. 33 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,846 Oh... 34 00:02:19,333 --> 00:02:22,085 Alright. Ooh! 35 00:02:22,292 --> 00:02:24,522 I have the strangest feeling. I... 36 00:02:26,091 --> 00:02:29,447 I feel as if they were hovering right over me! 37 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,959 Don't talk that way! You give me the jitters! 38 00:02:32,170 --> 00:02:34,967 I'm just going all to pieces! 39 00:02:35,168 --> 00:02:40,321 - If you're going to act that way, I'm going. - Don't leave me, Betty! Don't leave me here! 40 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:42,916 We've got to face this situation with determination. 41 00:02:43,126 --> 00:02:46,277 I know, I'm doing the best I can. 42 00:02:46,485 --> 00:02:49,124 - Do you think they saw us? - Of course not! 43 00:02:49,325 --> 00:02:55,717 If they had, they'd be up here. To catch a Hardy they have to get up very early in the morning. 44 00:02:55,923 --> 00:02:59,232 - What time? - About half past... What time! 45 00:03:01,401 --> 00:03:03,392 Shh! 46 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:06,114 Be careful! Do you want them to hear us? 47 00:03:06,959 --> 00:03:09,314 How are we going to get to a hotel? 48 00:03:10,279 --> 00:03:13,475 Simple. We'll go down through Betty's house. 49 00:03:18,996 --> 00:03:21,032 Locked. 50 00:03:21,236 --> 00:03:25,274 - It looks like we're here for the night. - We can't sit up here all night. 51 00:03:25,475 --> 00:03:27,510 We are not going to sit up all night. 52 00:03:27,714 --> 00:03:32,707 We'll fix ourselves a nice bed and be just as comfortable as two peas in a pod. 53 00:03:33,673 --> 00:03:35,390 Ooh! 54 00:03:35,592 --> 00:03:37,183 Oh... 55 00:03:39,111 --> 00:03:41,022 Give me a hand with the spring. 56 00:03:42,550 --> 00:03:45,109 - Shh! - Don't shush me! 57 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,981 - Shh! - Shh! 58 00:04:08,503 --> 00:04:10,652 Hold this while I get some rope. 59 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:24,249 Don't sit there looking at me. Do something to help me! Get me some rope. 60 00:04:24,458 --> 00:04:28,416 - What are you going to do with it? - None of your business. Do as I tell you! 61 00:04:29,857 --> 00:04:32,848 - Shh! - It serves you right! 62 00:05:15,804 --> 00:05:19,478 No, Betty. Now I wish I'd let him go to the convention. 63 00:05:19,683 --> 00:05:24,597 He could be having such a good time instead of being in that awful shipwreck. 64 00:05:27,841 --> 00:05:29,796 It's all my fault! 65 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,435 Don't worry, Lottie. Maybe they're not as bad off as we think. 66 00:05:33,639 --> 00:05:38,234 Oh, Betty. If I could only see him once more. 67 00:05:59,072 --> 00:06:00,664 I can't believe it! 68 00:06:00,871 --> 00:06:04,068 Just wait 'til you get back home, you inflated tadpole. 69 00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:08,262 - Sit down! - Shut up! 70 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:11,666 - Lottie! - So Stan wouldn't dare lie to you? 71 00:06:11,868 --> 00:06:14,621 Don't you worry about it. 72 00:06:29,023 --> 00:06:32,493 - Can you imagine them going to that convention? - I don't mind that so much. 73 00:06:32,702 --> 00:06:37,217 It's the idea of them making a sucker out of me. That's what burns me up. 74 00:06:37,421 --> 00:06:39,854 - Sit down, Lottie. You make me nervous. - Oh, shut up! 75 00:06:40,061 --> 00:06:43,813 Stanley wouldn't dare lie to you... Ha, ha, ha! 76 00:06:44,019 --> 00:06:47,694 It's the first time he ever did, and if it wasn't for your husband's bad influence 77 00:06:47,898 --> 00:06:49,650 this wouldn't have happened. 78 00:06:49,857 --> 00:06:51,813 Oh, is that so? 79 00:06:52,017 --> 00:06:55,326 Are you trying to infer that my husband alone was the cause of this? 80 00:06:55,536 --> 00:06:59,813 - I certainly am. - That wax-eater of yours is no different. 81 00:07:00,015 --> 00:07:02,130 He had just as much to do with it as my Oliver did. 82 00:07:02,335 --> 00:07:05,803 I admit that he lied, but there is one thing that I do know. 83 00:07:06,013 --> 00:07:10,881 When he gets back home and I ask him, he'll confess and tell me everything. 84 00:07:11,092 --> 00:07:14,527 - Ha, ha, ha. - That's more than that blimp of yours will do. 85 00:07:17,130 --> 00:07:20,917 Just wait 'til I get back home and I'll show youwho the truthful one is. 86 00:07:21,129 --> 00:07:24,325 - I'll show you that my Oliver is upright. - Oh, skip it. 87 00:07:25,848 --> 00:07:28,566 There you are. Fit for a king! 88 00:07:28,767 --> 00:07:31,439 We'll have a good night's sleep, go down in the morning, 89 00:07:31,646 --> 00:07:36,719 tell them about the shipwreck, and nobody will be any the wiser. 90 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:39,233 - I've got to hand it to you. - For what? 91 00:07:39,443 --> 00:07:45,119 For the meticulous care with which you have executed your finely formulated machinations 92 00:07:45,323 --> 00:07:48,997 in extricating us from this devastating dilemma. 93 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,394 Then, on the other hand... 94 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,668 - Get in bed. - Huh? 95 00:08:00,997 --> 00:08:02,828 ''Meticulous''... 96 00:08:06,036 --> 00:08:08,231 Now hold it for me. 97 00:08:13,914 --> 00:08:17,189 - Now, isn't this nice? - It sure is. 98 00:08:17,393 --> 00:08:19,748 We're just like two peas in a pot. 99 00:08:22,511 --> 00:08:25,947 Not ''pot''. ''Pod''. 100 00:08:26,790 --> 00:08:28,508 Po-d! 101 00:08:36,948 --> 00:08:38,539 Po-d. 102 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:44,014 Good night, I'll run along. If they come here first, give me a call. 103 00:08:44,226 --> 00:08:46,181 I'm dyingto hear Oliver's story. 104 00:08:53,863 --> 00:08:58,060 - Oh, Betty! What was that? - I'll find out. 105 00:08:58,261 --> 00:08:59,536 Wait! 106 00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:06,852 They are probably asleep and didn't hear it. 107 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:09,011 We sure were lucky. 108 00:09:10,178 --> 00:09:13,567 Oh, Betty! Do be careful. It might be a burglar. 109 00:09:13,778 --> 00:09:17,736 Don't worry about me. I've got my gun and I've never missed yet. 110 00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:20,893 - Ohh! - Quick! Let's get on the roof! Come on! 111 00:09:55,606 --> 00:09:57,721 There's something very strange going on. 112 00:09:57,925 --> 00:10:00,758 - I'll call the police. - That's a fine idea. 113 00:10:07,363 --> 00:10:10,114 - Now what are we going to do? - What do you think? 114 00:10:10,322 --> 00:10:13,438 I'm not going to sit here all night and catch pneumonia. 115 00:10:13,641 --> 00:10:18,634 We'll ride down the drainpipe, put our clothes on in the garage and go to a hotel. 116 00:10:18,839 --> 00:10:21,478 You can do what you like, but I'm going home. 117 00:10:21,678 --> 00:10:25,307 - What are you going to tell Betty? - I'll tell her everything. 118 00:10:25,518 --> 00:10:27,951 - So, you're turning yellow. - Huh? 119 00:10:28,157 --> 00:10:30,386 You're yellow. 120 00:10:33,715 --> 00:10:37,185 - It must be the lightning. - You little double-crosser! 121 00:10:37,394 --> 00:10:39,464 If you go downstairs and spill the beans, 122 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:43,029 I'll tell Betty that I caught you smoking a cigarette. 123 00:10:43,232 --> 00:10:47,349 Alright, go ahead and tell her. What do you think..? 124 00:10:47,551 --> 00:10:51,066 - Would you tell her that? - I certainly would. 125 00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:55,459 - Would you? - I would. 126 00:10:57,868 --> 00:11:03,658 You know what we'll do? We'll climb down the garage and change our clothes in the drainpipe. 127 00:11:03,867 --> 00:11:09,815 Then we'll go to a hotel and we'll be just as comfortable as two peas in a po-d. 128 00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:14,734 Go on. Get down. Go on. 129 00:11:14,944 --> 00:11:16,979 You'll have me catching ammonia... pneumonia! 130 00:11:35,218 --> 00:11:37,413 Spread your legs! 131 00:11:46,814 --> 00:11:52,809 - Why did you tell me to spread my legs? - I didn't want you to get your feet wet. 132 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,128 Help me get out of here! 133 00:12:07,329 --> 00:12:09,398 Don't tell him anything. 134 00:12:09,608 --> 00:12:12,326 - What's going on here? - Nothing, Officer. 135 00:12:12,528 --> 00:12:14,836 - Where do you live? - I'd rather not say. 136 00:12:15,047 --> 00:12:17,560 - So you don't want to talk? - Well, it's just... 137 00:12:17,766 --> 00:12:19,278 - Where do you live? - Huh? 138 00:12:19,486 --> 00:12:22,841 - Where do you live? - Next door to him. 139 00:12:23,045 --> 00:12:25,558 - Where does he live? - In there. 140 00:12:25,764 --> 00:12:27,913 Quit your kidding! Where does he live? 141 00:12:28,124 --> 00:12:30,955 I'm not kidding! If you don't believe me, go in and ask them. 142 00:12:31,162 --> 00:12:33,117 Such a good idea! Come on! 143 00:12:34,282 --> 00:12:37,113 Come on! Get going! Hurry up! 144 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,271 - Is this the house? - Yes, sir. 145 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,951 Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. 146 00:12:46,158 --> 00:12:47,671 What do we tell them? 147 00:12:47,878 --> 00:12:51,392 - You think up your story, I've got mine. - I can't think of any. 148 00:12:51,597 --> 00:12:53,507 Hey, here they are now! Where's that gun? 149 00:12:53,716 --> 00:12:57,265 Wait a minute, calm yourself! Let's hear their story first. 150 00:12:57,475 --> 00:13:01,990 Don't forget, you and I have a little argument to settle. After that, you can do as you please. 151 00:13:02,194 --> 00:13:04,661 Alright, I'll show you. 152 00:13:07,432 --> 00:13:09,104 Thank you, Officer. 153 00:13:09,312 --> 00:13:12,189 Oh, Oliver! What's happened, where are your clothes? 154 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:15,780 - Wait 'til I get my second wind. - Stanley, whatever happened? 155 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:18,662 You tell your story, Ollie. 156 00:13:18,869 --> 00:13:22,656 On our way back from Honolulu we were in a terrible shipwreck. 157 00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:25,063 You see. If you'd let me go to the convention, 158 00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:27,416 I wouldn't have gone through this horrible experience. 159 00:13:27,627 --> 00:13:30,857 Oh, tell us all about it, please! 160 00:13:31,065 --> 00:13:32,817 Alright, alright. 161 00:13:33,026 --> 00:13:38,337 We were sailing along in clear weather when all of a sudden a terrible storm came up. 162 00:13:38,544 --> 00:13:42,502 - Didn't it, Stanley? - Yeah, and then we floundered in a typhoid. 163 00:13:42,702 --> 00:13:46,819 Not ''typhoid''. He means ''typhoon'', sugar. 164 00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:50,615 The ship started to sink and we both dived overboard. 165 00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:54,732 - Didn't we, Stanley? - Just as the boat went down for the third time. 166 00:13:56,179 --> 00:14:00,137 - And here we are. - Aren't you glad we got back home safe? 167 00:14:00,337 --> 00:14:02,134 Well, what's new, sugar? 168 00:14:02,337 --> 00:14:06,487 Well, the rescue ship with the survivors doesn't get in until tomorrow. 169 00:14:06,696 --> 00:14:08,606 - The rescue... - Oh. 170 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:14,171 - It must have got there after we left. - Yes, it must have got there after we left. 171 00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:15,965 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 172 00:14:16,173 --> 00:14:18,243 Well, how did you get here? 173 00:14:19,053 --> 00:14:23,169 - Why... Err... - Oh, we ship-hiked. 174 00:14:23,371 --> 00:14:25,327 That's right, we... 175 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,849 We ship-hiked. 176 00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:30,121 - Ship-hiked? - Yes, we thumbed our way. 177 00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:32,206 What do you mean, thumbed your way? 178 00:14:32,408 --> 00:14:36,639 Well... Stan and I would be swimming along, we'd see a boat coming our way, 179 00:14:36,848 --> 00:14:39,236 we'd go like that, and they'd pick us up. 180 00:14:39,447 --> 00:14:40,799 - Wouldn't they? - Yeah. 181 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,077 - That is, if they were going our way. - Certainly. 182 00:14:44,285 --> 00:14:47,834 You see, Betty? He's no different from the rest! 183 00:14:48,044 --> 00:14:50,876 They're both like two peas in a pod. 184 00:14:51,283 --> 00:14:53,797 - Po-d. - Shut up! 185 00:14:54,003 --> 00:14:57,960 - Have you anything else to say? - Why, no. 186 00:14:58,161 --> 00:15:02,950 That's all there is. There isn't any more. Is there, Stanley? 187 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:07,198 No, that's our story and we're stuck with it... in it. 188 00:15:10,598 --> 00:15:13,509 - Oliver. - What, sugar? 189 00:15:14,157 --> 00:15:20,390 Oliver, I want you to be big. Bigger than you've ever been before. 190 00:15:21,235 --> 00:15:24,226 Are you telling me the truth? 191 00:15:24,434 --> 00:15:27,187 What do you mean, am I telling you the truth? 192 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:34,979 Do you think a story like that could come from my mind if it wasn't the truth? It's ridiculous! 193 00:15:35,631 --> 00:15:38,827 - It's absurd! - It's the silliest thing I've ever heard. 194 00:15:39,030 --> 00:15:43,499 Well, it certainly is. It's too far-fetched not to be the truth. 195 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,427 - Isn't it, Stanley? - It's imposterous. 196 00:15:51,707 --> 00:15:54,061 - Stanley? - What? 197 00:15:55,266 --> 00:15:56,937 Stanley? 198 00:16:00,384 --> 00:16:05,820 Honest confession is good for the soul. Is Oliver telling the truth? 199 00:16:12,141 --> 00:16:14,415 Go ahead and tell her. 200 00:16:22,218 --> 00:16:23,935 Is he? 201 00:16:24,777 --> 00:16:29,327 No! We went to the convention. We didn't go to Honolulu at all! 202 00:16:29,535 --> 00:16:32,766 He told me to tell you we were sinking in that shipwreck. 203 00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:36,205 We were up on the roof. 204 00:16:36,414 --> 00:16:39,564 We slept in the attic. 205 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:44,008 Come on, Stanley. 206 00:16:46,531 --> 00:16:48,283 Come on, Stanley. 207 00:17:29,279 --> 00:17:32,032 How about you and me going to the mountains? 208 00:17:45,435 --> 00:17:47,504 You're not moving out tonight are you, sugar? 209 00:17:50,873 --> 00:17:54,990 Why don't you wait 'til tomorrow morning so that we can talk it over? 210 00:18:21,784 --> 00:18:25,537 See, Stanley? Honesty is the best policy. 211 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,051 Help, help, help! 212 00:18:58,254 --> 00:19:02,929 I'll show you, you Son of the Desert. Go to a convention, will you? Ha, ha! 213 00:19:23,087 --> 00:19:24,839 Come in. 214 00:19:30,845 --> 00:19:35,599 - What did she say? - Never mind what she said. What did Betty say? 215 00:19:35,804 --> 00:19:39,113 Betty said that honesty was the best politics. 216 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,195 Look. 217 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,594 # Honolulu Baby won't you close those eyes... 18018

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